No I'm not

>>14933588

>You as in the quest main character. I would think it blindingly obvious.

bump

>>14934154
We really need that sticky back.

>>14934156

which one?

in other news, it seems that I finally fixed my connection. I hope

>>14934170
The "HELLO I'M FAT" one that explained how to rolled dice.

dice are noko+dice+1d100 in email field, noko optional, iirc

rolled 45 = 45

Let this fellow walk off. The power of the wolf seems to passively make people ignore us (some sort of stealth power?), and actively let us try to intimidate them into doing what we want. But the active power doesn't seem full-proof.

Let's see how well the passive power works. Let's try doing something unusual that would normally make many people pay attention, and see if the wolf keeps them from seeing us.

Pull off your top and continue on the walk.

>>14934239

The wolf's vibration is upped a notch.

People near you try not to directly look you in your eyes. No one says you anything, but you're noticed.

There are hoots and catcalls from the relaxing crowd though. You feel an uncharacterictic rising anger. "How dare they?!"

rolled 70 = 70

Let's pull our pants off too, and then go and confront the beer drinkers. A naked woman is going to stare them down. No need for words, just pure naked intimidation.

>>14934325
>guys, any objections to this?

>>14934333

Sounds like it will end in hilarity or in Elena running back to her car as fast as her exhibitionist butt can run.

Sure, why not?

>>14934325

Seconded

You finish stripping, going up to the chillin' guys with a stern expression on your face.

One of the guys starts smiling at you, lewdly, but the smile soon leaves his face as if washed off.

"What the hell are you looking at?" - you demand angrily. The two of the farthest guys start slowly backing down, the one who was lewdly ogling you is frozen like a deer in headlights... or like a rabbit before a cobra.

rolled 82 = 82

>>14934420

Now let's demand that they all strip too.

>>14934428

Hey, you there. Strip right now.
>The wolf shifts into overdrive.

One of the guys faints from the intensity of your stare, the one "frozen up" starts slowly pulling off his shirt, while the others run stumblig away, shouting something about a "scary crazy ass naked bitch".

rolled 62 = 62

>>14934447

Let's get decent again and take the stripping guy's clothes as soon as he's naked as a punishment.

>>14934447
Dress, yes, but let's not steal this man's clothing. Maybe his shirt, but not all of it. Also, this man is made of sterner stuff than the others. If he's polite, ask his name.

"You are supposed to be a gentleman."

rolled 37 = 37

>>14934487
I fail at dice.

So the power works better when we're naked. That's another theory confirmed.

Hey what's Elena look like naked anyway?

Bamp

Once you take the shirtof the guy who ogled you, he stumbles and freezes up again before going on with stripping.

A policeman comes to you. Apparently someone reported your indecent exposure.

>Hey what's Elena look like naked anyway?

Unfortunately, I have neither a porn nor an erotics folder.

She is lithe and wiry with size 2 breasts.

rolled 85 = 85

>>14934880

Order the policeman away; he's got real crimes to attend to, this isn't important at all.

>>14934892

Can you get a little more descriptive than that?

please give me the actual phrase you would use/

rolled 69 = 69

>>14934935

"Go away, they need you to protect the hospital from the ambulance chasers."

>>14934912

A sportive looking, 176cm, 56 kg, tan skin, light-chestnut-colored medium-length straight hair?

Or do you want some specific info?

>>14934947

The policeman is a bit taken aback, but apparently throws off the effect.

"What are you talking about?"

>apparently, the wolf gives the powers of intimidation, not suggestion

>>14934960

Well she's naked. Does she keep herself groomed? What sort of nipples does she have? Does she have any interesting birthmarks? Things like that.

rolled 99 = 99

>>14934969

"Run. Leave me alone. Go now, before I change my mind."

>>14934975
er. Let's say

>yes
>...
>no

>(Aren't there one kind of nipples?)

inb4 thread derailed by nipples

>>14934994

Normal, inverted, and different sizes and shades of areola. And that doesn't even describe the shape of the breasts themselves.

>>14934994
>(Aren't there one kind of nipples?)
Only you, /tg/.
Only you.

>>14934986

>dat 99

The man blanches, and draws his sidearm with a shaking hand, aiming it at you.

You feel another pang of anger.

"You dare to threaten ME with death?" - you want to growl.

Although you are still half naked, you feel absolutely natural, as if clad in impenetrable armor.

The man then whispers, his aim shaking:

"What are you?"

>>14935025

"Put that back, and leave, before you find out."

>>14935025

The guy you dominated in the beginning finishes stripping.

The wolf goes absolutely batshit in your hand (you're holding it, since you have no pockets while naked.)

>>14935025
dice 1d100
"I'm the MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!"

>>14935045
fuckme

rolled 82 = 82

Oh shit.

Take clothes and LEAVE. We're losing it.

rolled 76 = 76

>>14935062
+1 for this.

How far are we away from the vehicle?

Also do we see any other policemen? I always thought that in countries following militsiya traditions, policemen always come in groups of 2 or 3.

>>14935041>>14935045

You slap away his hand.

Put that away, you lowlife! (Where did that come from, you wonder?) I'm the motherfucking BATWOMAN!

The gun goes off, the shot flying wildly upwards, and the guy drops it.

You suddenly get a vision of a similar-looking guy in pre-medieval armor getting his head cut off by your short sword. It is momentary and fleeting, then fades.

It seems the wolf upped its fear output. The policeman faints, his face white.

>>14935079

it's a street-corner-patrol guy, so he's alone.

>>14935079

You're around two hundred meters from your Peugeot.

>>14935097

Order the dominated guy to come along, and get into your car. Finish getting dressed and then go someplace more private where we can experiment with this... rabbit. We need to find out how long this lasts.

rolled 76 = 76

>>14935097
I say we quickly collect our stuff, put on a shirt and get into the Peugeot and start driving away from the location.Last thing we need now is any extra attention.

We'll have time later to do some more studying of the statue.

>>14935107

You order the naked guy, but he went in a catatonic-like state of fugue. Apparently, you at least temporarily shattered his mind.

You then get into the car. There is no one in the stadium. Even the people who did not see any of the goings on, left.

>>14935119

Passive fear and avoidance. This is good. We can use this strategically.

So far we've only really used this on men. Let's verify it works on women. Let's go to another park and find some more test subjects.

rolled 60 = 60

>>14935119
Since the stadium is empty, get dressed.

I suggest that we drive the car to repairman after this. We still have the damage from that idiot, right?

>>14935128>>14935131

Please tiebreak, or set priorities.

Nevertheless, when you start driving, you get another fleeting vision - the steering wheel becomes the reins of a war chariot you ride on a grassy plain.

There is a wall of cavalry behind you (you know this but can't see), and a shieldwall bristling with pikes before you.

It is momentary and quickly fades.

>>14935164

Let's go to the shop and check out a park by foot while they fix the car.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14935131
^this is me

>>14935173
^ I agree with this.

>>14935173

You pay the money the first intimidated idiot gave you.

It will take several hours, so you take off to the nearby square/park.

There are several schoolgirls rollerblading, a mother with a small child in a crib on wheels, and an elderly couple in your immediate vicinity.

rolled 26 = 26

>>14935200

Let's pick on the girls.

"Follow me, now."

And then we lead them to a secluded area, and try another command like, "Strip."

>>14935213

The wolf goes stone cold. The girls start screaming "weirdo", and run away, laughing.

rolled 46 = 46

>>14935224

Let's try the mother then. Same deal as with the girls.

>>14935213
We just caused a stadium full of people to panic and had one count of indecent exposure. Do you really want to add sexual harassment to the list?

Walk around the park, see if we can get any more "memory triggers".

>>14935224
Okay, we really need to learn more about the family history. Is there a library near the park?

rolled 91 = 91

>>14935229

You should be rolling dice, he takes the highest rolls

>>14935224

And if you're going to be bothering people, you should actually be intimidating. Say, "You would not want anything to happen to you or your baby. If you are wise, you will follow me. Or else something bad could happen."

>>14934994

So, based on the chart, what are Elena's boobs like? Can you describe her a little more?

>>14935234

There is the Lenin library in around 40 minutes way. You have a member card from your student activities.

unfortunately, memory triggers are not happening. Fishing out the figurine, you see it somehow lackluster, as if lifeless.

>>14935300

>apparently, nipples are the best thing in the world.
>The grapefruit one, I guess.
>Size 2. I don't know the relevant letter designation, unfortunately.

>>14935277
Only in case of a tiebreaker.
>>14935317
Makes sense. We seem to have memories of cavalry warfare, trees and parks wouldn't trigger memories. Is there an equestrian club or something similar nearby?

>>14935369

Not actually nearby, but you can find one.
The wolf seems gradually to warm up and become more responsive.

>>14935391
In that case, library first. May as well use the catalogue and find a map.

>>14935506

What exactly are you going to search for?

>>14935516

Strange figurines like ours, the ones mentioned in the letter.

rolled 100 = 100

>>14935530

I cannot into dice :(

>>14935534

Actually I guess I can.

What was the point in getting naked anyway?