cosmic level fighter: puch self in face, destroy the universe due to unstoppable force meeting an immovible object.

cosmic level bard, write greatest song in the world, use it to defeat The Devil.

Cosmic dwarf: dig so dee you hit the surface n the other side.

>>14888408
bardS

epic level chef: create mos delicous food in all the planes, give everyone a free sample, never make it again.

Cosmic level fighter: Punch yourself so hard, you loose your imagination. Attempt to contemplate the consequences, but fail, as you can't imagine the damage you've done.

Cosmic level rogue: Simply walk into mordor using a hide check. The all seeing eye's spot check isn't nearly that high.

cosmic level monk: meditate so hard that you become zero with the universe.

Cosmic wizard: rule universe, 9th level spell.

Cosmic Level rogue
Pick someones pocket, through someone elses pocket

Cosmic level barbarian
Intimidate a planet out of orbit

Cosmic Level Bard: Create the world's greatest joke. Refuse to tell anyone.

cosmic level changling: become nyarlathotep

Cosmic level druid: Kill innocent creatures in your forest anytime they poop on a tree, insisting that they have attempted to smite nature, and Mother Nature demands sacrifice.

Cosmic level vampire, suck blood...all of it.

Cosmic level ranger: attempt to track target, gain clairavoience and clairaudence of the target as well as permanently scrying the target while tracking it.

Cosmic level druid: Give trees the ability to feel pain. Then, give all tree's voices. Watch them scream at loggers.

cosmic level anit-palidan: create palidan convention, attendance is manditory, place a jar full of eyes that look at the most evil person in the room (the person doesn't have to be evil though) and make sure that the palidans only know that it looks towards the most evil person in a room.

there can only be one.

Cosmic-level rogue: steals items before the craftsmen make them.

Cosmic level Wizard:
Create Paladin Convention. Require all paladins to attend. Change alignment of half to Chaotic Evil.

Cosmic level fighter:

Cleave created the marina trench.

Cosmic level sorcerer: Cast more spells than wizard.

Cosmic level rogue: Steal the devil's soul. Sell it back to him at an inflated rate.

Cosmic level cleric - gods you don't worship grant you power because they think you're so cool

cosmic level rogue. Hide. Hide so well you cease to exist.

cosmic level artificer: create actual universal remote control.

Cosmic Cavalier: Meteor as a mount.

cosmic level time mage: go back in time and stop all time travel plots from ever happening

>>14888661
>cosmic level artificer: create universe
fix'd

Cosmic Level Wizard: Force world leaders to touch themselves in innapropriate places whenever in public.

cosmic level artificer: create a wand that creates two dimension doors that are connected.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.

Cosmic level Warlock: Usurp Hell

Cosmic level Wizard: Make it so that the cake is the truth. Let everyone know. Then take it back.

Cosmic Level Commoner
win a fight against a cat.

cosmic level druid: terraformer

cosmic level psyker: use psyker powers to convinse all orks that imperial guardsmen are invulnerable, ork WWWAAAGH causes this to be real, imperium of man finially wins.

cosmic level druid
Best. Treehouse. EVER.

>>14888723
A box that contains the entire universe you say? Why that sounds like a marvelous idea!

Cosmic level Wizard: Make it so that all food tastes like shit. Contemplate the consequences when military food doesn't change.

Cosmic level chef: Create a dish that uses yourself as an ingredient. Make it everynight, once a night.

Cosmic Level Wizard: Go back in time to where newton was when the apple hit him. Replace it with a chair.

cosmic level wizard: grant everyone the ability to see in the ultraviolet spectrum, laugh as motels go out of business.

Cosmic level Wizard. Create a literal money tree. Make it unclimable. Make it just out of reach for everyone that attempts to get to it.

Cosmic Level Psion
Mind Control the DM.

cosmic level wizard: grant five bards unimaginable fortune, good for themselves bad for everyone around them. create the most popular metal band in the world.

Cosmic level Wizard: Make it so Storm Tropper armor actually prevents one shot kills.

>>14888796
cosmic level monk: karate chop money tree down.

Cosmic level Psion: Force Choke Darthvader

cosmic level troll: utilise troll physics, have it actually work.

Cosmic level fighter: Challenge Death to a duel to the Death. Win.

Cosmic Level Hulking Hurler
Stand on hands, throw planet.

Cosmic level artificer: Create item that creates nucleur bombs. Give to first person you meet. Laugh.

cosmic level Bro: be a greater bro than Broseidon.

Cosmic level artificer: Give crap items out for one copper apiece. Have them do the exact opposite of intended. Make a fortune. Buy a vacation home.

Cosmic level Wizard: Declare war on yourself. Don't create clone. Strategize against yourself as you strategize against yourself.

Cosmic level Monk: Chuck Norris

Cosmic Level University Student: Work is done TWO nights before it is due in.

Anyone?

cosmic level warforged: conduct science, and with a deadly neurotoxin on occaion.

>>14888892
psh' not even at cosmic level could that happen

Cosmic level Zombie: Eat your own brains, therefore healing you. Never die ever again.

cosmic level zombie: all flesh IS eaten

Cosmic level Dog: Pee on every tree in existance. Claim the world as your territory.

cosmic level wizard: create an arena, port in every copy of a single high level fighter from every universe.
tell him there can only be one.
cast summon popcorn.
enjoy the show.

Cosmic level druid: Encounter a raid of cosmic level PC attacking the town you're in from an elevator. Use typhoon. Blow them off the cliff.

Cosmic level housecat: Kill every commoner.

Cosmic level GM: Characters escape from gameworld and characters of their own.

cosmic level cleric, resurect Death

cosmic level palidan: cast detect evil, become aware of every evil thing in the universe at the same time. contemplate the reason why it said that everything was evil.

Cosmic level Artificer: create a three-level extradimensional object.

cosmic level anything: Things that Mr. Welch no longer can do in an RPG session

wait, whats cosmic level?

rolled 68 = 68

>>14889717
Wizard threatens to destroy the universe.

In a period of three days, the party must unravel the mystery of why, when, and where. Time travel shenanigans ensue.

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>>14888731

Loled heartily.

rolled 39 = 39

>>14888487
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

>>14888604

Cosmic level chef.

Cleaver creates trench of marinara