HUUUUUR HUUUURR HURRRRR!

rolled 7 = 7

Marksmanship: 4
Melee Combat: 2
Leadership: 4

HURRR HURR HURRR HURRRRR!

HURAK! HURAK!

HUUUUUUUURH HUR HUR!

hurrrrrr DURRRRRR DURRRRRRRR!

rolled 8 = 8

Marksmanship: 0
Melee Combat: 10
Leadership: 0

*flailing arms in the air*

HEERRRRRR HUURRRRR DEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

rolled 10 = 10

Uhh, Hronk, I want to wrap up my leg.

rolled 4 = 4

>>14828566
This.

you'd better know were you're going with this son...
tuskens riders have a really detailed fluff...

Marksmanship: HUR HURRR HURRRRR
Melee Combat: HRUURRRRK HOOAAAHURRRR
Leadership: DURRR?

HUUUURP DEERP HERP!

HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR HUR HUR HUR!!!

rolled 10 = 10

Conquer the Galaxy as a Tusken Raider!

Marksmanship: 2
Melee Combat: 2
Leadership: 6

rolled 5 = 5

>>14828566
Marksmanship: 3
Melee Combat: 2
Leadership: 5

Marksmanship: 3
Melee Combat: 3
Leadership: 4

HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR HUUURRRRRRUUUUURRRR

rolled 2 = 2

Marksmanship: 0
Melee Combat: 2
Leadership: 8

HURRR HRRRK HRRRRRRr

rolled 9 = 9

HURRR HURRR HURRR

>>14828566
I agree with this poster.

>>14828591
>>14828582
>>14828577
>>14828572
>>14828569
>>14828549
Guys, it was funny when Deadpool did it. You aren't him.

rolled 5 = 5

Leadership:5
Melee COmbat:3
Marksmanship:2

ITT: lulz fuel

Well, we're off to a good start.

I'm sorry, there's no way to do this quest justice without everyone's posts being IC.

That means nothing but HERRRRR HURRRR!s.

You know what to do, /tg/.

Marksmanship:3
Melee Combat: 5
Leadership: 2

>>14828653
HURRRRR? DURRR HURRR HURRRDURR

>>14828611
it has been foretold

HUUUUUUURRRRRR HURRRRR HURUUUUUUUUUUR

rolled 2 = 2

>>14828635
HURRRRRRRRRRRR
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKK
HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>14828653

hurr hurr hurr durrr

Remember that you are actually a powerdroid.
GONK.

MY GOD, YES, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. HURRHURRHURRRRRRR

>>14828635
You weren't here for the Tusken threads we had about a week ago, were you?
>>14828652
Really, how did the OP expect this to turn out?

rolled 4 = 4

Explanation: Master, I believe the Tuskan is trying to communicate that it's abilities are as follows in
>>14828611
While I would personally recommend a heavy dose of blaster fire, I leave the decision up to you

>>14828663

HURRRRRRRRR
HUR HUR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

rolled 5 = 5

>>14828697
Everyone must now post HK47's for translation.

>>14828691
He probably expected a bit less /b/, as did I.

Hurrrr hurrr hronk!

tl:dr hurrr

>>14828611

Yes, you remember now. You were never the best with the stick or the cycler, but you were intelligent, you knew how best to lead your people. Grunting, you wrap spare cloth around the wound in your leg, and limp out to the mouth of the cave. You see you are in a small valley, with sheer rock walls to both sides. There are no bodies around you--not of Outlanders, not of your own people. The sun beats down, and there is a sandstorm gathering to the north, but it does not seem to be blowing in your direction.

>>14828691
I' the one that posted the deadpool picture in one of them. Like I said, it _was_ funny. Past tense.

rolled 9 = 9

>>14828725
Well it's seems obvious that we should HURRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRR HURK

>>14828725

Release a mighty HURRRRRRRRRRR

rolled 3 = 3

>>14828725
>sandstorm gathering to the north.

It's a sign of the Gods. We shall head north and unite the tribes under a single banner!

>>14828722
>He probably expected a bit less /b/, as did I.
HEEEEEEERP DERP DERP!

rolled 7 = 7

>>14828725
Advice: Master, I believe it may be wisest to head away from the sandstorm, to the south.

>>14828725
Search the cave.

rolled 8 = 8

>>14828725
i say-
if 10; follow the sandstorm
if not (but the highest); go the opposite direction
HHHHHHUUUUUURRRRR

>>14828722
That's his fault for picking the most HERP star wars culture/race ever.

They steal shit, and go HERK DERP DERP! Congrats, that's like emmy material right there.

>>14828765
DAMN YOU HUURRRRGIS KAHN!!!

>>14828725
See if we can see any landmarks in the distance.
HRRROOONK GONK HROONK

rolled 6 = 6

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14669024/

>>14828778
There's quite a bit more to them than that.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tusken_Raiders

>>14828778
A challenger HUURRRR-sa HURRRRRR-sa DURRRRR-sa

>>14828722
Piss off. Fun does not equal /b/
and chances are the OP started this quest after seeing those threads. You're That Guy.

I guarantee you the OP knew EXACTLY what he was getting, starting this thread.

RE: "But the fluff!", who cares? The EU's fluff for the tuskens sucks balls (like most of the EU). OT is where it's at.

(OOC Note: Well, at least there's... interest? I guess?)

>>14828786

You see the rising walls of one of the Outlander settlements, to your south and slightly east. It is the one that they call Mos Espa. Aside from that, and the valley you are in, you can see nothing, and... cannot quite remember the local landmarks.

>>14828777

You turn and head south, away from the gathering sandstorm. There is the Outlander settlement there, but perhaps you can find more of your own people. Or remember how you got injured, at the very least.

>>14828725
EHHURR HURRK HURRRR
Translation: I go towards the nearest sentry and strike up a conversation.

>>14828846
Continue searching for a settlement of our people.

rolled 8 = 8

>>14828846
Again, we should head towards the nearest Tusken sttlement and take over, so we unite the other Tusken clans under a single banner!

>>14828828
MEGASSA SQUEEZE 'EM

rolled 8 = 8

>>14828846
hurm....
I got to town to look for a healer and possibly some information from fellow Tuskans.

rolled 3 = 3

>>14828846
Statement: Outlanders tend to use advanced technology to destroy and defile the grounds that the sand people hold sacred.
Advice: Perhaps it would be wise to avoid such a place, as you would find little welcome there.

>>14828873
>>14828882

You continue southwards, a slight limp slowing your pace. A kilometer from the cave in which you awoke, you see on the ground a series of bantha tracks in single file--a sign of your people's passing. They are going west, and the desert will hide the tracks soon. The Outlander village is still to your south-east.

rolled 6 = 6

>>14828906
don't do it, they wouldn't like us

also, faggot didn't roll

>>14828944
Continue west. Remain on the lookout for anything of note, such as another Tusken or an old man in a brown robe.

rolled 6 = 6

>>14828944
Follow them! They must be nearby!

rolled 2 = 2

>>14828944
attempt to follow tracks in hope of finding fellow Tuskans

rolled 10 = 10

>>14828944
Follow.

>>14828944
>>14828984
>>14828991
>>14829009

You begin going westwards, following the tracks of your people. You walk for an hour or so, when you realize, while climbing up a banked sandy turn, that you are traveling over the Outlander's floating racer track--many Tusken Raiders of your tribe would come out when the races happen to test their marksmanship. Your ears feel vibrations from a distance, and you realize--a race will be starting soon. You see another small valley not to far away, the usual sitting place for the marksmen who come to try their skills here.

rolled 5 = 5

>>14829110
Go to the sitting place. We need to make some friends

>calculus calesec
yeah, yeah captcha, I know I should be studying for finals...

rolled 6 = 6

>>14829110
wait for the speeders to pass before going forward.

rolled 4 = 4

>>14829110
search for potential allies

rolled 8 = 8

>>14828944
Go west. Find an agile Wookie imprisoned in rock. Make him loyal to you. Then find one of them pigfaced orky guys. And a Rodian. Find the holy scriptures of your people, and bring them enlightenment.
SANDPEOPLE: JOURNEY TO THE HROOONK

rolled 4 = 4

>>14829143

>>14829232
isn't that cute, BUT IT'S WRONG!!!

>>14829110

You go to the sitting place. Allready there are two Tusken Raiders, their own cloth wrappings different from yours, so presumably they are from a different tribe from your own. They still greet you, however, asking your tribe and family and name, and if you are here for the shootout.

rolled 5 = 5

>>14829318
tell them i don't remember anything; except that i love to shoot outlanders!

rolled 8 = 8

>>14829318
"I don't remember my name or that of my clan, I have taken this as a sign from the gods to start my life anew. However I do remember enough to know that I hate the outlanders"

They nod, finding your answers odd, but acceptable. Two or three more show up, and the group falls silent. The roaring in the distance grows louder, and the first few of the floating racers appear--the lead one bright orange and X-shaped, the next next few average and non-descript. Taking up the back of the pack is a ramshackle, yellow-and-blue vehicle.

Do you aim at one? If so, roll d10+marksmanship.

rolled 9 + 2 = 11

>>14829548
SHOOT AT THE LITTLE STRANGLER
FOOKIN' WEAKLINS'!!

>>14829596
meant to type "straggler"

>>14829596

You take aim with your cycler at the blue-and-yellow floating vehicle, at the weak point at the front of the engines. You take a breath and squeeze, pulling the trigger.

The cyclic bolt flies true and sparks against the fins in front of the engines, the energy-wreathed slug bouncing into the air intake. The engine sputters and the vehicle begins to spiral, though it looks like the pilot may be able to recover from your shot.

There is time for one more shot if you so choose.

rolled 10 + 2 = 12

>>14829659
as i shoot, i whisper under my breath "may death follow the outlander"

rolled 1 = 1

>>14829695
sheeeit!

HRRURUUNNN HURR DDRUUR HURR HURR

>>14829695

You aim again and fire, your slug finding it's path directly into the cockpit of the vehicle, hitting the small Outlander piloting it in the chest. He loses control of the vehicle and it begins to plummet off to the side, crashing into a flaming ball.

The other Tusken Raiders around you nod in respect and approval. No others managed to shoot down a vehicle on the first lap, and only a few managed to hit them.

>>14829695
this was truly a triumph.

rolled 3 = 3

>>14829731
lets see if they'll take us back to their clan

Did the mod just delete a Portal reference? Good.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as though a great franchise screamed out in terror...and was suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

rolled 8 = 8

Wait... Wait... We killed Anakin!?

rolled 6 = 6

>>14829833
Request to be taken to their clan.

Two laps later, and while others racked up hits, no one else scored a kill. The other Tusken Raiders say they will take you to their Tribe, and present you before their Shaman himself. It will be a great honor, they say--there's been trouble with their tribe, and any sort of leader or marksman would be of great aid.

You look to the north, where the sandstorm still brews.

Truely, a sign of the gods.

END TUSKEN QUEST 1.

This was really just me trying to test the waters, and i"m glad to see there was actual interest. Tusken Quest will resume next week, probably on wednesday. I will post an hour or so before it actually starts.

And sorry if the ending is abrupt, but I have a final in the morning, and as I said, just planned to test the waters.

HURRR HURRRRRR HURRRRRR

>>14829968
HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR HUUUURRRRRRRR HUUUUUURRRR!!!

Same time? Tomorrow?

>>14829968
HURR HURR DUUUHHURRR?

At first I was like...AWESOME, no more prequels! The characters never get of Tatooine, and Qui Gon doesn't die a stupid death...

Then I was like...no more original trilogy... D:

>>14830019

I might run it tommarrow, if there's enough interest, but I should be studying for my finals for next week, in all honesty. I'll post early on and see if there's interest, though, but if i run it, it'll probably start at the same time, yeah.

>>14830040
fuck, you're right
SUCH IS LIFE ON TATOOINE.
I bet the Emperor still has some tricks up his sleeves... and DAMN the clone wars might be AMAZING....

wait...so...they never leave Tatooine, so they never get to Coruscant, thus never build a sympathy vote for Naboo in the Senate, preventing Palpatine from getting elected, and the Trade Federation continues its blockade of Naboo since Anakin never blows it up, the entire party, minus Qui Gon and Obi Wan who get away, are captured by Hutts, and used as sex slaves...enter Natalie Portman in a Leia slave bikini.

THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAY

>>14830071

wait...no...without Amidala at the Senate, she would never have been there to propose a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Velorum...and there would never have been a Chancellor election in the first place.

...fucking HURRRRRRR HURRRRR!!!

rolled 4 = 4

>>14830071
The it is decided! We'll get Queen Amidala as part of our intergalatic Harem!

HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR HHHUUUURRR!!!!!!!!!!

star wars-verse 0
Tuskans 1

Great job guys. You just destroy the entire timeline.

HRRRRROOOOOONNNKKK!!!

HUR-HUR-HUR-HUROOOOOUUUUNNNKKK!!

>>14830166
If there were more people rolling and saying what to do SHIT WOULD BE DIFFERENT!
If you look back there is like ONE PERSON that did all of the shootan'
THE FUCK

>>14830166
On the down side, no more original trilogy.
On the up side, no more little-emo-annie crapping all over our childhoods, no Senator Binks. Papa Palpatine probably personally prepared a perfect plan in case things go pear-shaped, so he probably has plenty of contingencies, so the core concept of jedi-fall--empire--jedi-return-in-epic-struggle-for-justice can still happen, just not quite as before.

(sorry about the alliteration, i've always wanted to use the name palpatine in a long alliterative sentence)

I have carefully hidden this post on page 15.
Congratulations on finding it!

HURRR DURR

>>14830509
Almost a zimmerism there.

>sees this thread
>goes in
>reads through
>Oh look, it's the podracing sce--
>HOREE SHEET YOU GUYS CREATED A DIVERGENCE POINT FROM THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE
>mfw

Well, these are certainly some interesting developments. This quest looks promising.

HURAK HUUURRRRR!!!!

DUR DUR DUR

HHHHHHHUUURRRRR

rolled 1 = 1

We must go all HURRKUS KHAN on the tribes... Then conquer the Galaxy.

rolled 9 = 9

HUUUURRRRR HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HHHHUR!!!!

>>14829731
>outlander
>mfw

>killing Anakin

HUUUUUUUUUUUUR
DUUUUUUUURHUUUUUUUUR
HURHURHUR

GNORK! GNORK! GNORK! GORK!

this has potential. (Dornian Heresy - style potential)

>A Brief History of the Galaxy
>Entry: Naboo Crisis
>>Section: Conclusion

The Naboo Crisis would eventually be overshadowed by other events of it's time and relegated to a minor footnote in history. With the disappearances (and presumed deaths) of Queen Amidala and the two Jedi Knights sent as ambassadors, the Trade Federation received a harsh censure in the Senate. However, despite vigorous arguments from Senator Palpatine, a majority would not stand against the Trade Federation's blockade. The resolutions presented to the Senate were lost in the political mire that occupied much of the legislature's time.

The inability of the Senate to respond quickly to the Naboo Crisis was indicative of just how loosely the Republic was holding together. The Republic was beginning it's descent towards civil war, rebellions and secessionist movements that would weaken the Core Worlds in the coming years.

During approximately the same Galactic Standard Year, a lone Tusken Raider began his rise to power among the Clans on Tatooine in the Outer Rim. The events on Tatooine would shape this Tusken Raider into the Warlord that history will forever remember him as.

>Select next Entry:
>>The Bleeding of Tatooine
>>Great Jedi Refusal
>>Corellian Rebellion
>>Burning of the Outer Rim
>>H'RONK

>>14840042
HHHHHHRRRRRRONNNNNK HRONK HHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR

>>14840067
>A Brief History of the Galaxy
>Entry: H'RONK
>Status: Unavailable
>Description:

This entry is currently being translated.

>>Editor's Note: any reader fluent in Ghorfa and capable of translating to Written Standard please contact the publisher.

>>14840164

H'RONK
The one word that even today strikes fear into the hearts of those who it

HRROOOON HRUNK HRAWN HRAWN

where is OP?

>>14840573
read
>>14830058

and if OP doesn't come back tomorrow, I'll be back with more Brief History of the Galaxy entries. I've got some ideas for background and the bigger picture, but let's keep our feet in the sand for a few rounds.

HHHHUUUUURRRRRR HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMP

>>14840573

Don't worry, I haven't abandoned the quest, yesterday was just hectic, and today I will be busy. However, tommarrow, after the mother's day festivities, I will begin Tusken Quest: Part 2. Electric (Sandy?) Boogaloo.

HUUUUURRRRRRR
HURR HURR

I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS THE HURHUHRUHAHHOOOOOOOOR HUUUUUUUUUR GORK NORKHARRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAARKUUUUUR HUUUUUUUR AAAAAAARK KRAAAAAAAA KRAAAAAAAAROOOORGH

HURRR O'HURR ORRGADURR!
Translation: The death of the outlander is a blessing to our race, as many of our kind will be spared. Additionally, this quest is awesome.

HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR HUR HUR HUR!!!

HR'UNK'UNK RHHH HROOOON

On the downside, sci-fi as we know it doesn't happen.
On the upside, no more star wars fucking it up.
Original Trilogy was the worst thing to happen to sci-fi. Of all of the thousands of ways that sci-fi could've evolved, that was the worst.

>>14830071

I'm not so sure that they couldn't leave Tatooine for Coruscant. I mean, they could have bought passage on another vessel, much like Obi-Wan and Luke hired Han in the OT. But Qui-Gon is in deep, deep trouble. Not only has he lost the "chosen one", but also the support of the boys mother and Amidala. Plus, Watto is going to be extremely pissed and will very likely be wanting his money.

Qui-Gon's already shown he has no compunction about cheating and doing other dubious things for what he sees as the Greater Good. When things turned ugly, he very likely drew his light sabre and fought his way out with the Queen. They go into hiding for a bit.

One of the Jedi smuggles themselves aboard a vessel bound for Coruscant with the Queen. The other stays behind on Coruscant to search out the Tusken responsible for the death of Anakin. The bodyguard/captain (Tanaka?) and the handmaidens try to sell the ship they arrived on and buy passage back to Naboo. Jar-Jar is very likely sold into slavery to help fund this trip.

HRRROOOOOOONNNNNK!

HUUURRRRRROOOONNNNNKKK!!!

>Hurr Hurr Hurr
>Hroonk Hronnnnk Hroonk
>Hurrr Huuurrr Duuurrr

HUURRK HUUUURK HUURRK!

HUUUURRRRR DUUUUUUUUR HURRDURRR!

>Read this thread
>See that Anakin is dead.

TAKE THAT YOU TUSKEN-KILLING SONUVABITCH!!!

HURR DURR!! HURR DURR! HURR DURR!

>>14848749
They will be stuck on Tatooine for a while. Qui-Gon and Padme slip out of the stadium during the race when they learn that Anakin was killed. They get back to the ship and move it to another settlement (Mos Eisley or Anchorhead) which inadvertently throws off the Sith that has been following them.

This leaves Darth Maul little choice but to cross the desert on his speeder, dangerously close to our hero's last known location.