Yupp.

Bumping so more people sees it.

Sure I suppose. First time player though

Until my lady calls am in

Thread Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park

SKILLS
Athletics [Basic]
Mechanics [Basic]
- [Maintenance]
Computers [Basic]
Survival [Basic]
Park Knowledge [Basic]
Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
First Aid [Basic]
Firearms [Basic]
- [Small Arms]

INVENTORY
- Blue Level Security Card
- Orange Level Security Card
- JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
- JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
- Chainmail
- Utility Belt
- Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
- Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: ll ]
- Compressed Air Pistol
- x20 Tranquilizer Darts
- Toolbox
- 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
- Recharging station (Battery)
- .44 Magnum
- x19 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
- Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
- Gas Mask
- Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
- x6 Missiles (HE)
- First Aid Kit
- x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
- x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
- Taser
- Spanish/English Pocket Dictionary

We were in the middle of deciding whether or not to let Aidan keep his pet inside the Explorer or not.

Let's go OP!

meh, let him keep it in there

>>14671354

I'm not for us getting caught with a baby raptor but I don't want to kill it either. We could hand it over to a DRT and say we found it in the bushes and if some security guy or whatever asks we can tell them the same.

Well, if no one else is here to speak up, it comes down to a roll. I'll take higher.

rolled 63 = 63

I say we keep it for now and bring it in later

>>14671500

Take it with us and hand it over to Muldoon or any DRT guy we meet.

rolled 44 = 44

>>14671478
We let Aidan keep it for now, but at the first sign of trouble, it's gone.
Make this absolutely clear to him.

Theme music to lighten the mood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6fka74ZnpU

Also, I suggest that at the first opportunity, we take Aidan and the others to the Raptor Pens during feeding time, and show them what his little pet is going to grow into. Maybe that will knock some sense into him.

>>14671527
>>14671524
>>14671500

You three are all voting for him storing the raptor in the car, correct?

let him keep it, but he has to babysit it. the car has important(and illegal) stuff in it and we we dont want the little beast ruining the seats

>>14671558

I suggest we show Brooklyn some security footage of the Compys eating the HoM, if we have any, later. Just to keep him in line.

>>14671568
Yeah, if the little bugger does something that gets attention we can play it off like climbed into the car after we got out.

>>14671371
apart from this one they all seem to be about whether or not to keep it not where

>>14671580
Agree with this. Go back with Aidan to leave the raptor in the car. Hide the rocket launcher better, too, when we're there. I'm sure that there's legitimate parts we can hide the thing under.

>>14671579
Not just him. All of them. If they haven't realized by now how dangerous this place is, this should wake them up to the danger.

>>14671596
this

>>14671580
Leave a window open, then?
And if there's trouble, Aidan has to take the heat for it?

Aidan heads to the Explorer and puts the raptor in the truck before heading back.

"Put him in the storage compartment under the trunk bed, he should be safe under there, and won't tear into the seats. Thanks again, Boss. Oh, who is Daniel Ryan?"

>>14671615

Should we roll for memoy?

>>14671615
"He was the former Head of Maintenance."

Wait, did we leave Ryan's badge in the car? Because otherwise, we need to go back to the Explorer and see if the Security Guy we gave Ryan's duffel bag and letter to, was using this car and left the bag in it. Otherwise, this could have been meant as Ryan's escape car.

>>14671615
>>14671638
I'll show you the video when we get back.

>>14671638

"Huh, well, there's a trunk with his name on it in the storage compartment under the trunk with Squeak. What happened to him?"

>>14671653
Stop the fucking press's, show us this truck right the fuck now!!!!!!!!!

>>14671653

OH HELL YEAH

"He was killed by the cute chickens yesterday. You said something about a trunk?"

Heck yeah, more stuff/embryos!

>>14671653
"Like I told you; compys ate him in his sleep."
I think we should head back to check it out with Aidan.
Have Jacob and the others go on ahead to check the electrical wiring. Should be straightforward enough.

If this was Ryan's bug-out car, this could net us some nice goodies.

You walk back to the Explorer, with Aidan close behind.

"You're joking, right Boss? Right?"

>>14671703

"Aidan, remind me that I'm gonna show you guys the Raptor pens during feeding later, as a team-building exercise."

Locate the trunk and, if possible, open it.

"No, I'm not. Like I told you guys before, this park is fucking dangerous if you let your guard down.
"Little Squeek is a velociraptor; one of the smartest dinos. They hunt in packs, and are ruthless when it comes to making a kill."

Now, let's open up that trunk.

I'll show you the video when we get back.

You notice that a rug had been concealing the opening from you and open it. Moving the raptor out of the way, you haul the footlocker out.

It's got a card lock on it.

>>14671730

Inspect the lock: Do we need a specific card or does any high-ranking security card work?

>>14671730
Fish out Ryan's old card, and slide it through the reader.

>>14671730
Shit yeah boyo, we still got his card from way back in the beginning. Slot that orange mofo right the hell in. Preferably by ourselves at first or with a dude turned around and standing guard. So we don't get nommed.

>>14671755
Open it, look inside, say nothing, close it.

Keep the card close.

Just worried about someone, (like NY) pulling something...

Kind of worried about opening the case with others nearby, but what the hell, lets crack that bitch open.

You slide Ryan's card and the lock clicks open.

Contents:
-1 suit of chainmail
-1 stun baton
-1 letter addressed to Dodgson
-1 M1911 w/ 1 spare clip
- x30 rounds

"Hey Boss, been meaning to ask you. What is that?"

He points to the rocket launcher partially concealed under the seat.

>>14671798

"Camcorder."

Its the 90s, he has to buy it.

>>ernicsou goods

>>14671798
"Insurance Policy given by friends on the island. You learn who's friendly and stick with them like glue and you pay back people who help you out on this job. Ain't saying who it is due to liability, but I'll give you a hint- it sure wasn't dispatch."

Take stun baton, take letter, close trunk with shit still stashed inside until we feel like distributing it later, keep keycard, read letter to dodgson.

>>14671824
>>14671816

. . . is there some way to combine these two? Camcorder is just funny, but I like giving advice to people so we keep making friends.and help people stay alive.

>>14671798

Better not tell him exactly what is is right now.

"Something that can probably save us if we are facing a T.Rex"

Also, dat letter. Should we open it and read or should we just call Dispatch and tell them? We could just lie and tell them that we found it open in the car.

>>14671816

This.

>>14671798
"Special dispension. Like how I got special dispension to have the Magnum."
Check the letter; is it the same one we originally gave to the Security guard who was killed?

You take the baton and letter before closing the trunk.

"A camcorder? Is it yours? Why did you bring a camcorder?"

>>14671816
>>14671835
Seriously? Like he's going to miss the "High Explosive" warning labels?

>>14671872

Those aren't on the launcher itself, those are on the box with the rockets, which he hasn't found.

>>14671870
For the memories.

It's good that you ask questions, But that's all I'm going to say about that right now.

>>14671872
"I'm borrowing it for now. It's for special occasions and is a delicate piece of machinery. The people it's on loan from wouldn't like it getting broken, so I'd appreciate you not messing with it, thanks."
Read letter.

>>14671870
"Why did you decide to raise a baby raptor?" I think this is the same guy talking, right? If it's someone else, ignore me.

>>14671870

"Its not important, and no one should was expensive equipment, right?"

>>14671918

*waste

"Alright, just curious."

The letter is an exact match, from what you remember, of the one you found at the desalinization plant. As you turn around, you notice Aidan staring behind you.

"Hey Boss, you know what that is?"

You also hear loud thuds, and the ground is starting to shake.

>>14671961
"It means something veeery bad is about to happen."
Radio dispatch.
"Oh, dearest dispatch? You wouldn't happen to know where the Rex is would you?"
If it's coming towards us and is *very* close,
"We need DRT for Rex dispatch."
"HEY GUYS. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MOVE. ALSO? BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE. SHUTTING UP NOW."

>>14671961

Turn around, identify it if we can and tell everyone to get into the car.

>>14671961
INTO THE BUILDING

Grab launcher.

>>14671961
Get in the building! GET IN THE BUILDING!

Maybe its the power turning back on...

Wait. No, thats not right.

Into the building. Go go go!

Dive into car, tell the nearby guy to do so as well, radio other guys over maintenance frequency to STAY INSIDE THE BUILDING AND DO NOT MOVE OR MAKE LOUD NOISES THIS INCLUDES SCREAMING LIKE LITTLE BABIES

assemble rocket launcher and tranq darts

even if it isn't a rex, it is still a very LARGE, very WILD animal

we should be ready for it

>>14672035
Dude, didn't you read about how long it took a tranq rocket to knock out the T-Rex?
No fucking way, man. DRT needed TWO jeeps to take the Rex down; we are not going to be able to do this if the T-Rex is close enough that we can feel its footsteps.

You run into the building, dragging Aidan along with you. (Hey?! What's wrong?!) You reach the lobby. Inside there is a suited man arguing with a very weary looking woman.

"Meine Frau fühlt sich extrem lichtschwach, warum ist nicht die Klimaanlage fixiert noch?!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but the maintenance team hasn't arrived-" She sees you.

"Ah, da sind sie! Sie bekommen Recht auf die Reparatur."

The man turns and looks down his nose at you.

"Gut."

>>14672107
where are we again?

>>14672107

That first half should be:

"Es tut mir leid, Sir, aber die Aufrechterhaltung Team ist nicht angekommen-"

>>14672116

Iguanadon Inn.

>>14672117
>>14672107

The dude is a visitor. We need to get across that he needs to not go outside. Also we need to get dispatch to know IT WOULD BE A REALLY GREAT IDEA TO SHOW [VISITOR] AT [LOCATION] ANY AND ALL T-REX DINO-RESPONSE TEAMS. AND GAME WARDEN MULDOON. AND THEY SHOULD BRING LOTS OF AMMO TO SHOW OFF.

>"Es tut mir leid, Sir, aber die Aufrechterhaltung Team ist nicht angekommen-"

wasleseich.jpg

"EVERYBODY, INSIDE YOUR ROOMS! SCHNELL!"

Holy fuck, if we're at the Iguanadon Inn and the Rex is outside, that thing has been BOOKING it. How the hell could it get so far out?

"I am sorry, I do not speak German, however I can recognize it. Please state the nature of the Maintenance problem."

"Aidan, you speak Deutsch?"
Get them to talk to Aidan about the problem, then get on the radio with Dispatch. Look outside, confirm if it's the T-Rex.

>>14672163

We are not sure it's the Rex, could be a Tricerotops or something else large.

>>14672157

If it isn't accurate, bear in mind I'm just using Google Translator. I don't have time to do it myself. Apologies.

>>14672107

I... think he is telling us to fix the light.

Are the lights on?

Have we been eaten by the FUCKING DINOSAUR YET?

Also is there anyone around that speaks French? We don't want this guy freaking out if the Rex shows up.

>it's a brachiosaur

>we look like an idiot

>then it starts ripping up trees.

Whatever this thing is, it should NOT be ANYWHERE near the Inn. Someone somewhere fucked up.

>>14672185
. . . German. That is not french. It is german.

>>14672159
Fuck no! For one, the people rich enough to take vacations here are not the type to listen to a grubby, dirty janitor which is what we look like.
Second, we're not sure if it's a T-Rex or not.
Third, we don't want to start a panic. That will only make the situation worse.

>>14672178
Tric is still something we don't want getting angry near tourists.

Def get a confirmation while the others try to figure out what the problem is. If its anything with horns, spikes, teeth, or blades, proceed to scream bloody murder at dispatch.

You look out the window to see a long neck descend and head come into view and start munching on tree leaves. Oh hey, it's a brachiosaur.

>>14672203

Oh god I derped

Well it sounds like he's talking about the wiring on his lightswich, let's check that out. Also see if we can find a window or something just so we can get an idea of what's happening.

>>14672227
okay, not too bad.

Still, radio dispatch and ask them wtf a dino the size of a crane is doing RIGHT OUTSIDE THE INN

>>14672227
Inform dispatch of there being a brachiosaurus here that they should take care of and see what it is this kraut wants.

>>14672227
Oh, cool.

Let's quietly head out, giving the Brachiosaur a respectful distance, and see if Adrien, Jacob, or Brooklyn speak any German. Then call in to dispatch that a Brachi is waltzing around like it owns the place.

>>14672239
>>14672237

Guys. For non-german speakers and people who can't use ONE OF FIFTY FUCKING ONLINE TRANSLATORS.

His wife feels sick because the AC is out in her room. get someone to fix it. Why have I been waiting so long. ah, here are the janitors. Good.


Christ people.
http://translation.babylon.com/german/to-english/

>>14672245

That, and we should tell the female manager here
(she does work here, right? Do we recognize here?), that we have a slight dino problem. In english, of course.

>>14672227
Push Aidan towards the visitor and the woman to ask what is wrong, and if either speak English.

Radio Dispatch as we step away enough to indicate that we are talking with someone.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. You need to get a DRT down to the Inn. There's a Brachiosaur loose here."

Yeah, tell people to stay inside for now. Is there a PA system we can use?

...do these things charge?

"*static* Well, there's the last one. Thanks Porter, we'll get it back to it's pen. Don't worry about it, it won't hurt you."

>>14672253

Surely the woman who was talking to him is working here? Our gang doesn't seem like the types that understands and speaks German.

>>14672262
Dude. We may know that, but Frank Porter doesn't. It's conceivable that with all these Costa Rican co-workers he can understand a tiny amount of Spanish, but where would he have picked up German?

As to a PA, I doubt it, since the place is known to have wiring problems.

>>14672269
Don't get too close to them and don't attack them. They're herbivorous, but their size alone is a weapon. They'll crush a bus down the middle by stepping on it. Or, say, an inn which wasn't meant for thirty tons of pressure across ten feet of space to drop down on top of one location on the roof.

>>14672269
This is not something we should do, it is well beyond what we are able to do, and we need to be more concerned with the important matters of 1. telling Dispatch to get a DRT here
2. fix the AC so that the visitors feel comfortable, don't panic, and make stupid decisions.

>>14672271
Well, let's see if we can get over and ask our guys if any of them have any German. I'm pretty sure the lady is his wife or something, not an employee.

>>14672271
Now go back and see if Aidan has learned what the situation with the visitor is.
Otherwise, ask if either speak English, and could explain the problem so we can fix it as quickly as possible

>>14672299

Probably not, considering what he says to her.

Do Porter recognize her at all? Does she have any standard JP outfit?

>>14672299
We have radios. Use them!

>>14672323
They probably aren't on the maintenance channel at this time to hear us.

ECW, More info please?

brb dinner.

Back sorry. The woman is indeed a park employee, though you aren't familiar with her.

>>14672453
Go with the man to his room to look at his problem, if Porter doesn't know German bring the woman.

>>14672453
Well, then. Ask the woman in English to tell us what the problem is, and which room the visitor is from.
I assume that our Maintenance badge will open all hotel room doors, right?
If so, then let's go while we get on the Maintenance channel to inform the rest of our team and any other Maintenance teams about the brachiosaur.
Let's get to work.

>>14672525

You approach the two of them.

"Sie riechen wie Erbrochenes."

He walks away, and you two follow. He leads you two a suite and points at a vent.

>>14672566

Well shit, that was astoundingly uncomplicated. Give him a respectful nod, and check EVERYTHING WITH THE VENT, starting from the obvious to the not so obvious. If there's anything wrong? Fix it. Hell, improve it if we can.

>>14672566

Alright, lets take a look at the vent and see if we can figure out whats up.

>>14672566

>>Sie riechen wie Erbrochenes
>>mein gesicht als
trollface.dilo

>>14672592
Second.

You unscrew the vent, but there's nothing in there, not even moving parts, just a tunnel.

Your radio squawks.

"*static* Hey Boss? It's Aidan, where did you go? Did you want me to do something? You just walked off."

>>14672586
>>14672592
Agreed with these two.
Also, why weren't the other members of our team issued radios?

>>14672630
What the shit? There's nothing at all? In the slightest?
Step the first: Tell the secretary/aide that he needs a different room and that other maintenance people will transfer their stuff over to whichever other room is picked.
Step the second: FLOODHELMET
Step the third: How big is the hole?
Step the fourth: Once germans are out of the way, take out tranq pistol and taser rod, point directly forward. If hole is big enough, advance.

STRIKE THE EARTH

>>14672630
"Porter here. Just checking in with management to ask what's wrong. The central AC is out. I want you and the rest of the guys to check the Central HVAC and see what's wrong. More likely than not, the compys chewed through the power cables.
"And hey, anyone of you speak German?"

If one of them does, have them translate for us, to tell the visitor that the central AC is damaged, and that we shall go to fix it right away.

Awww Yeah, JP!

>>14672671
Have you never been in a hotel room with central air before?

The most likely cause is that the HVAC is down and needs to be fixed. We need the rest of the team to start looking while we go to see if the power cables were chewed through.

>>14672676
>the compys chewed through the power cables
What are they, Mynocks?

The team acknowledges and starts looking around for the HVAC.

"*static* This is Adrien, I speak German."

>>14672710
Read through the archives.
They did the same thing to the Wind Turbine Compound twice, and did it to the old Hydroelectric Plant.

>>14672710
They did this in the first and second threads. Fuckers dine on that shit like it's fine spaghetti.

Also, there's dead compy's in the HVAC. Calling it right now.

>>14672727
Great! Talk to the guy here and find out the exact nature of the problem."

>>14672727
Examine the AC control panel for the room. See if it reports any obvious problems.
"Adrian, please translate for the visitor we have here: The Central Air Conditioning is damaged. We are going to join the rest of our team to have it repaired shortly. Is there anything else before we leave?"

>>14672762
We can tell what the problem is: the AC isn't on!
There's no need to go over stupid shit that is patently obvious to even the characters!

>>14672763
This

You give the radio to the man and you can hear them converse. He gives it back.

"He says that the AC cut out yesterday and they've been stuck in this stuffy building all day. He demands the AC be fixed and they be let out. He paid for this trip and he damn well wants to actually see dinosaurs. And he demands you to take a bath."

The AC console is reporting no air flow for this room, or any of the building.

>>14672738
>archives
.........plox

>>14672830
Is this room on the first floor? If not, then it should be safe to open the window for them.
Say "Jawohl" in our atrocious German, and then get down to where the Central AC is located.
As to the part about being let out, don't mention it and just get out of the room.

>>14672830
"Advise him the dinos are currently loose and for the sake of his safety he is still not to go outside."

>>14672835
Suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
Are you some kind of newfag? If so welcome.

>>14672830
Well, once the DRT gets here he can watch them herd a brachiosaur....

>>14672830
Then it seems the central AC is out and it is odd that no-one has reported this earlier. Go down and check it and call the others to do so as well.

>>14672835
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park%20Quest

>>14672830
>And he demands you to take a bath
>mfw
Tell him he can look out a fucking window, then stuff his ass full of saurkraut

>>14672878
I'd advise not doing it unless we're on at least the third story. Raptors can probably jump pretty good.

>>14672891
Silly anon, he IS a sour kraut!

>>14672891
Look, we know when to push things, and when not to. This is one of those times when we shouldn't push.
Just get out of the room and see if the building has a computerized HVAC system that can tell us where the problem is located.

>>14672891
to be fair, we haven't bathed in days. Since thread two I think. also Dilo spit got on our clothing. And we got tackled into dirt by raptors. And had raptor mouth around an arm before we rammed it with our truck.

>>14672890
Danke

I'm assuming we bathed at some point since the start. But yeah, we did just get done with spitting dilos.

"*static* Uhh, Boss? This is Jacob. We found the Central Air unit, and it ain't pretty."

You can hear retching in the background

"Something got into the fan and, it got pureed. There's blood and meat all over. Oh God."

More retching.

>>14672830
point the man out the window(facing the brachiosour)

have adrian tell him that the problem with the AC will soon be fixed but as he can see there was a small problem with the containment system. It has been fixed but the park staff still needs to get everything back where it belongs.

Hopefully everything should be back to normal by tomarrow morning or mabey afternoon at the latest.

(try to say this in a way that suggest that, only a few herbavours got lose and caused a bit of a ruckus)

>>14672947
fuckin' compys...

Alright, we'll be right down.

>>14672947
"Alright Jacob, Aidan and I are on the way. How does the wiring look? How's the fan? We'll look for replacement parts if they're not right there."
Get going. We have a job to do, and a New Yorker to make fun of.

>>14673003
If Adrain can translate it right this might work well.

He doesn't hear anything after you point out the brachiosaur.

"*static* The wiring looks fine, but the mesh covering the fan is chewed open and the fans themselves are busted up."

>>14673123
We got spare parts for fans?

>>14673123
"Alright, look aroundf and see if you can find some spare parts. Aidan, see if you can show these fine guests the brachisaurous."

>>14673123
"Great. Do we have the stuff to fix it? In the meantime look for a firehose or something to clean it out."

>>14673123
Let ourselves out while the guest is enraptured by the dinosaur.

"Jacob, we're on our way. Try to find a spare set of fans. We'll pick up cleaning supplies along the way."

Raid a janitors closet for mops, buckets, and lots of antiseptic. Once equipped, get down there and start cleaning up.

>>14673163

Jacob: "*static*There were a bunch of spares for it in the maintenance basement. I'll go grab what we need."

Aidan: "*static* Uh, what guests are you talking about? I'm helping Jacob."

>>14673191
Wait, I thought Adrian was the one with Jacob?

He is too, you're alone.

>>14673191
I thought Aidan had come with us when we first talked to the guest and were lead to his room.
If not, you didn't make it clear that he was staying in the lobby with the hotel manager.

>>14673191
Just get the cleaning supplies and get to where the HVAC is located.

>>14673238
Right. Anyway, yeah, let's see if we can get in a janitor's closet for some mops, a bucket, and disinfectant. Who knows what kind of gross germs eat dead dinosaur.

>>14673242

Aidan had said he was still in the lobby. Well, I'll try to clarify things in the future.

You head back outside and see that the brachiosaur is happily munching away at the trees. You meet your team at the basement and raid it for janitorial supplies and parts to fix the HVAC. Then you have Jacob lead you to the HVAC, he was right. The inside is covered with red mush and stinks like rotting meat. Which it is.

>>14673238
>>14673191
Fuck, sorry. I got names mixed up. whoever is the oen who can speak German, we send up to meet the guests and have him show them the brachiosaurous.

>>14673314
Get stuck in there swabbing up all the crap, replace the mesh and repair the fan.

We really need to take a shower after this...

>>14673314
Find a fire hose to wash the outside if there's a drain; otherwise, get mopping with the disinfectant and lots of water.
The more people we get doing this, the faster it'll be done.

>>14673332
The guy already sees the brachiosaur from his window. That's what shut him up.

>>14673314
"Brooklyn, you're on mop duty. Get the worst of it clean so we can get the parts out without getting exposed to whatever germs this poor critter was carrying."

>>14673351
No, we lead by example in this outfit. Get in there and start mopping. Everyone works.

>>14673362
Fair enough.

You and the team get to work and mop out the inside. With all of you working at it, it takes only 10 minutes (with a few upset stomachs) to get it clean. After that, you replace the pitted blades, and affix a fresh mesh covering.

>>14673395
Do a quick check to make sure that there's no shorts or other electrical problem, while two others check the mechanical parts for anything that might cause something to explode. Once everything checks out, turn on the power to the HVAC.

>>14673395
Alright... one last sweep to make sure we got everything important, and then let's turn the AC on.

You make sure to inspect the inside and see nothing wrong. You turn the power onto the AC and the HVAC coughs to life.

>>14673458
Alright, secure the door as we leave, and go up to the lobby.
Confirm with the Hotel Manager that the AC is now working. Ask her if there's any other problems we should take care of while we're here.

Wooo.
"Dispatch, AC's fixed. Awaiting new instructions."

>>14673458
*final fantasy fanfare victory music*
*Pokemon evolving music*
Our compatriots should level up with us. Power ranger janitorial squad, go!

>>14673458
Report to the inn personell that the AC is online again, that they should call in this kind of stuff faster.

Then I think it is time to get a shower and a change of clothes. Response teams seem to have the dinosaur problem more or less under control now.

You go up to the receptionist and tell her the good news.

"Oh thank the fucking lord. Do you know how long he's been bitching at me about that damn AC? God, it's not even that bad in here. At least now that sonuva bitch will give me some peace and godamn quiet. Oh, and some of the rooms have lost power. Might want to look into that."

>>14673531
tell her to have someone keep an eye on the saurkraut, last we saw he was gawking at the dino outfront. somebody needs to make sure he dosnt do anything too stuiped and get himself stepped on

>>14673531
"Could you give us a list of the rooms, then?"
If we compare the rooms with a floor plan, we should be able to trace where the problem is coming from.

>>14673531
"Not a problem. What's your name? Lost power again- Compy's probably chewing the wire again." Radio dispatch "We need a power trace in the Iguanadon Inn through the system, some rooms for the guests have lost power and we need to find where the flow is stopping, thank you."

She gives you a pair of room numbers, and they appear to be the last two rooms on one side of the hotel wing.

"*static* Check the maintenance shed, there should be a computer that can tell you."

>>14673569
>>14673568
Some combination of this.

>>14673593
"Roger that, Dispatch. Alright, Jacob, you're with me; we're gonna head to the shed and check the computer. Everyone else, get over to those rooms and sit tight."

>>14673611
Second'd. Sound plan, anon.

>>14673611
Thirded.

The group splits up and you two head down into the basement. You go over to the computer and swipe your card. You bring up the schematics and see that the power stops about halfway through the wall in the room before the two without power.

>>14673652
Well, now we know where the problem is. Make a note of it and get to work.

>>14673652
raido our men in the rooms to look for ploblems in that area whil we have a quick look at the out side to see if anything external could have caused it

>>14673652
If we can, shut down power to that section only so we can work on it safely.
Tell the others where the power stops, and to take a look in the room for the electrical short.

>>14673682
If not, there's always insulated gloves, my friend.

>>14673681
Iiii vote we try working from the inside to begin with. Outside has more dinosaurs than inside.

>>14673682

Shutting down the power would result in a couple of powered rooms losing power as well, which might have guests in them. Still want to do it?

>>14673708
No.
Confirm with the front desk if any guests are in those rooms. If so, we'll need to warn them that the power will go out temporarily.
If not, then shut it down for that section.

Unless we have heavy-duty insulated gloves that can protect us from a live cable and we don't need to shut down the power.

>>14673708
Send Jacob up to confer with the woman in charge.

"*static* Oi, the braud says that there's a couple of teenage girls in that room that the wires are in, and the next room over will go down too, which has their parents in it."

>>14673758
have someone knock on the door and tell them the power will be down for a few minutes

>>14673758
Alright, again, asking if we have heavy insulation electrical gloves so that we can work on the wiring safely even if it's live.

Anyway, I'm voting that we find the short first, then once the problem is identified and we're ready to fix it, ask the front desk to warn the guests that power will be going down to their rooms for a short time.
Then we cut the power, fix the problem, then bring the power back up.

>>14673809

There's a bunch of pairs on insulated gloves in the closets down here.

>>14673823
Take enough gloves for everyone.
Go back up, and on the way, warn the front desk that we'll need to turn the power off in that area to fix the problem once we find the broke cable.
Might as well give her warning now.
Then go and, once everyone has the gloves, begin searching for the problem with the power cables.

>>14673758
"Tell them that we need to shut down power, but if they'll come into the lobby they can probably get a nice view of the Brachiosaurus currently grazing nearby."

>>14673809
I don't think so, Tim. Accidents can still happen.

>>14673864
Alright, that works.
Let's go with that.

>>14673864

(Is that a Home Improvement reference?)

You head inside and alert the receptionist to the need for power to be cut. She rubs her temples.

"Oh great. I'm going to need some aspirin. I'll let them know."

You go to the door of the room with the short. It's locked. Voices can be heard.

"I don't know Gina, we could get in trouble."

"Oh relax, it's only two of them. No one's going to notice two missing."

"But is it worth it?"

"You got bit, you know how it felt. Everybody is going to want one of these. It's worth it."

>>14673968
Bust in there, and catch them with the compys.
Then we can radio Dispatch.

>>14673968
>(Is that a Home Improvement reference?)
Good catch.

Anyway, open the door and catch them.

The door is locked.

>>14674011
>>14673985
I don't know, guys.
They haven't left the island yet, technically.
It might be better to knock first, and when their attempts to hide the compys fails, THEN call Dispatch.

>>14673968
oh, fuck. the girls are getting high off chompy spit.

>>14674052
Try our keycards.

>>14674052
Pound on the door.
"This is Park Maintenance. There is an electrical problem that we have to fix. We're coming in."
Use our keycard to unlock the door and enter.

>>14674064


Doors are traditional locks. The receptionist will have copies.

Dammit, open there door and ask them WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH WILD FUCKING ANIMALS IN YOUR BEDROOM.

>>14674081
What? Oh come on, now the 'no expense' thing is getting ridiculous.
Go down to the reception room and get a master key or copies to the rooms that we need to go into.

>>14674107

Management didn't want workers barging in on their guests.

You ask for the keys from the woman and she gives them to you.

>>14674067
Yes, let's let them get away with our dinosaurs.
Quietly slip back downstairs and ask the receptionist for a master key.

>>14674154
Get back up there and open the door. Try to keep an eye open for stolen compies.

You open the lock and go into the room. A pair of shrieks assault your ears. You see a pair of girls on a bed, they're covering themselves with a blanket.

"Hey! What's the big idea?" Bostonian.

>>14674181
You heard the man.

>>14674154
Knock loudly, announce our purpose, and say we're coming in.
Unlock the door. Let's see them try to hide the compys, get bitten and then knocked unconscious from the neurotoxin.

>>14674248
...we didn't knock?

>>14674252
Fuck. That. Shit. Wanna get sued?

>>14674248
>>14674251
>>14674181
And you thought barging into a room where we're not even sure if the compys are here was a good idea?

>>14674248
"Nobody's going to know two of WHAT are missing?"

>>14674248
"Sorry, there's an electrical problem, we need to get in here. Thought the receptionist had let everyone know."

>>14674304
>>14674301
Combine these.

>>14674301
What are you going to do if the compys aren't here? What if they hadn't caught them yet?
Not to mention the very angry father that is likely to be on his way right the fuck now.
Did you even think of what would happen if we can't prove our accusation?

>>14674301

So are we saying this piece?

>>14674323
>>14674322
Hence we lie and say we thought the receptionist was going to call ahead.

>>14674248
"There's an electrical problem in this area of the Inn. I thought the Front Desk had already informed everyone that we were coming up here."

Still doesn't excuse why we didn't knock, though.
That's a big oversight that >>14674181 made.

>>14674368
No. It'll make us look stupid if there's no dinos here.

>>14674378
Trying to catch them, I imagine, but I wasn't the one to make that call.

>>14674371
We wouldn't need to lie and attempt to cover our ass, if we had knocked first.

"Well, yeah, she told us. Knock would you? Close the door, we're not decent."

>>14674433
Step out and close the door.

There's nothing we can do, we don't have any evidence except an overheard conversation. Hell, we don't even know if they have any compys, or were only planning on stealing two later.

Personally I hope they get bitten and horribly mauled, but that's just me. Not our problem anyway; that's Management's

You close the door. And hear another open.

"Mind telling me what that was about?" You look over to see a man peeking out of the adjacent room. He doesn't look happy.

>>14674554
"Sorry, sir. We thought that all guests were already out of this wing. There's an electrical short that needs to be repaired."

>>14674578
This.

You get the impression he's trying to find something to be angry about.

"....Very well." He goes back inside and closes the door.

Resign ourselves to waiting for the girls to be ready to make room. Quietly indicate to one of the team that we think they might be hiding compies and check the room for any evidence.

You wait for a little while, then the door opens.

"Alright, you can come in. And would it kill you to knock next time?"

>>14674646
Second.
While waiting, knock on the doors to the two rooms without power to see if those are occupied as well.

>>14674717
"We weren't expecting anyone to still be here, what with the brachiosaurus outside. Though it might have been herded back into its pen by now."

Alright, move in. We look for the electrical problem while seeing if there's evidence that they're hiding the compys here. If not, we just inform Dispatch that we overheard two guests talking about stealing a pair of compys, but can't prove anything.

>>14674717
Let's get to work.
Remind the crew to be alert for any sign they're hiding an animal.
Nudge Jacob. "Two teenage sisters 'not decent' in front of each other? Unless this family is way more interesting than our usual guests they're hiding something."

>>14674779
>Nudge Jacob. "Two teenage sisters 'not decent' in front of each other? Unless this family is way more interesting than our usual guests they're hiding something."
This logic doesn't follow and will make us look creepy.

You don't see any signs of compys as you approach the vent leading to the wiring.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" One of the girls appears to have taken an interest in what you're doing.

>>14674806
Dude, I don't know about your family but mine don't hav a history of being naked together in hotel rooms.

>>14674779
That's... kinda pervy.

>>14674813
Let's be friendly, we made a bad impression.
"The power's out in two rooms next door. The short is on this wall. I suppose if you want to you can watch."

>>14674813
Don't answer her. Open the vent, look around under the bed, check the closet, check the clothing hamper, listen for dinosaur chirping/rattling/scratching/hissing noises.

>>14674779
>Two teenage sisters 'not decent' in front of each other? Unless this family is way more interesting than our usual guests they're hiding something.
That's a pretty thin premise. Wouldn't it be MORE likely if they were siblings, rather than not related, that they would care less about not being fully clothed in front of each other?

>>14674835
Let's invade their privacy right in front of one of them even more. See if we can get a nice lawsuit. Yeah, no.

>>14674813
Doing my job, why?

>>14674833
This is good. If she seems to be actively hiding something from us we have more cause to do something about it.

"Well...you can't just....you're not supposed to....you can't go in there!"

thats probably where they hid the chompy,

>>14674813
"As the Front Desk said, there's a power problem. The short is from this area, so I'm going to fix it. You can watch if you want."

Turn back and open the panel.

>>14674903
"Actually, I'm maintenance, and checking about buildings and radioing in problems kind of has been my job since I've gotten here. You'd be amazed the things I've done and had to do so far."

CHECK. THE. VENT. Then check everywhere else. Then make listen checks. THEN DO IT ALL AGAIN.

>>14674908
Couldn't have said it better.

>>14674903
"Ma'am, you're not making sense. I'm a Park Maintenance worker, this is a maintenance panel. It is my JOB to 'go in there'."
Ignore her further protestations and open the panel.

>>14674903
"This is where the power is cut off, my bosses want me to fix it."

"Is there a problem?"

She starts sputtering. You pry the vent open with a screwdriver. A compy stares back at you with a chirp. There's another one in there, laying on a wire and not moving. Bits of what appear to be steak lie on the floor of the vent.

>>14674983
"Oh look, Jacob. I guess that's what was causing the short. Wonder how these two could have got all the way up here."

>>14674983
"Yeah, you're both busted. And you're probably going to get grounded."
"Dispatch, two teenage guests have trapped two compy's inside the Iguanadon Inn in their rooms and are planning to kidnap them and sell their bites for the effect it has on people. I think I'll just shoo these outside and repair the wires they chewed through- yeah, these compy's are why the power's out, I'm thinking."

>>14674983
Alright. For their sake... let's not let on that we know. "Alright girls, stand back." Get out our tranque pistol and shoot both the compies. "That could have been bad. These things get everywhere. If they'd caught you while asleep, they'd bite you until you were under and then eat you alive. "

"They give you steak? Goddamn, all I've eaten is a hot-pocket in the last few days!"

>>14674983
Confirm that the compys could not have just come here through wherever else the vent leads to, and must have been placed within the wall.

Then call Dispatch.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. I found the two missing compys; two of the guests had hidden them in the electrical maintenance vent in one of the Inn's rooms, which was also causing the power problems. Is the DRT that came for the brach still here?"
Ignore the girls while doing this.

>>bits of steak

DO NOT.
FEED.
THE DINOSAURS.

So, are we calling dispatch or not?

One of the girls is just sitting on the bed with her face in her palm while the other one is trying to bullshit her way out.

"Aheheh, where did they come from?" She looks at you for a moment. Then shrieks.

"DADDDDY!"

>>14675029
Very this.

I vote calling Dispatch.
Let them know that we found two compys in a guests' room, with evidence that they were being fed and being contained here.

>>14675081
dispatch like the fist of the north star, call the other janitor dudes up in here, shit's about to go crazy.

Yes, we're calling dispatch.
Then turn to them and explain exactly why compies are dangerous.

>>14675081
We are calling dispatch.

When her dad gets in here, ask him why his girls appear to be hiding and feeding a POISONOUS CARNIVORE in their bedroom.

POISONOUS CARNIVORE

POISONOUS

CARNIVORE

>>14675081
Call Dispatch, with the message from this >>14675029

Is it to late to join this? Apologies if I am interupting,

One of the compies was not moving? Lets act like it being dead is a big deal.

>>14675099
Is it made known in the brochures that the compys are poisonous? If so, then I agree with your plan.
If not, just stop it at the Carnivore part, and that this is messing with Park property.

"These aren't machines! These are animals, and they can get sick if fed the wrong foods!"

"*static* ....Well, that's interesting. Good thing you caught this. This could've led to a number of lawsuits. Good work Porter, report back to me with their names."

The father barges in.

"What is going on here!?" The one girl starts bawling her eyes out.

"He tried to have sex with me!"

The father looks very pissed at you.

>>14675117
Anytime's fine. The whole thing so far is up on suptg if you want to catch up and join the next session.

>>14675117

You can jump on in if you want.

>>14675127
Oh right! We can mention not only destruction of Park property (the compy) but that it chewed through a live wire. It could have started a fire.

>>14675133
Point out she's high on compy poison. tell her father to look for bite marks on her if he doubts us. And turn our radio on so it's constantly transmitting now.

>>14675160
>And turn our radio on so it's constantly transmitting now.

Fucking this.

>>14675133
"Sir, your daughter had captured and confined two of the Park's dinosaurs, one of which is now dead. Not only is this destruction of Park property, but in the process, one of the live wires here was broken, which could have led to a fire consuming this entire room."

"Dispatch, this is Porter. One of the compys is dead."

>>14675133
If we can, lift up the compy, "Sir, did you know your children endangered their lives by kidnapping two of these? I have no intention of harming your daughters, they already are in enough trouble as it is. You've sat through the tour, You know how much effort our people put into these little guys, And now because of their neglect, one is Dead."

im in. Someone wanna tell me how to roll this? never played. Again sorry if im slowing this down.

>>14675224
Emergency Chair Warmer states what happens. We give our suggestions for which course of action our character takes. After some time for deliberation, Emergency Chair Warmer takes a choice, generally that which has a consensus, and has us do that.

" And how do you know that they put those in there?"

She's standing behind her father with a smug, and I mean really smug, grin on her face. The other daughter is just shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

Understood. Can someone fill me in on the goings on so far?

>>14675179
>>14675207
See girls, this is why we don't play with WILD ANIMALS. I'm sorry sir, but this is something I might have to ask the management about. After all, these are very rare animals, and your daughters might be responsible for it's death.

>>14675224
just make your suggestion. if we need to roll, put in your email field noko+dice+1d100

Anyway go with >>14675207 or >>14675179

>>14675241
Well, someone was feeding them.

>>14675241

"Dinosaurs locked in a tiny space with bits of steak. They demanded we not open the grate."

"Because I overheard them discussing the compy's along with my partner outside the door before I went to get a keycard."

So some girls kidnapped two dinos, one died, making this destruction of park property? Got it. tHanks for not bing generic /tg/ douchebags.

>>14675248
honestly, the best way to do that would be to skim through the previous threads so far. They can be found here.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Jurassic%20Park

If you MUST have a short explanation, we're a maintenance man working at Jurassic Park, all hell has broken loose. the dinos are breeding and have broken free of their cages. We've repaired a hydro and geothermal plant, and seen some people die from the dinos. There's also a conspiracy that was going on, with some people sabotaging the park to cause this whole mess.

>>14675241
"Because they have no way of climbing up to the second story of a building through the vents. Also while my team was assembling we overheard the two of them talking about taking them home. My men can confirm that as true."

>>14675241
Roll our eyes at this.
"Sir, there is no other way for the compys to have entered this vent. There is a cooked steak here, which if we go through your stay here on the island, I'm sure you or your daughters would have ordered at one point.
"Your other daughter is apparently smart enough to know that this will all come crashing down, and is staying quiet. I suggest you do the same, sir."

Is the radio transmitting to Dispatch? Make sure that it is.

>>14675241
"Your daughters fed the Compys bits of steak, and im sure if we took a good look at the vent we'll see it's had some strain due to being opened up more than once."
>>14675292
Also this.

>>14675285
>>14675292
I don't think we should mention the part about overhearing them.
That would not look good, especially since we barged into their room earlier with no knocking.

>>14675293

It is.

You can see the grin slide off of the one daughter's face. She shoots out a hand and points to the girl on the bed.

"It was Gina's idea! I didn't want to do it! She made me!"

The other girl, presumably Gina, looks up at her.

"You. Bitch." And with that, she leaps on her sister and they start scratching and clawing each other.

>>14675293
Let's go with this.

>>14675313
Now it is our turn to Grin.

>>14675313

>>14675313
Stand clear and let their dad break it up. "If you guys would clear the room, we do need to get to work as soon as possible, alright?"

>>14675313
"Sir, I suggest you take your daughters back to your room while we finish repairing this."

If we remember who these people are from the Front Desk, bring the radio back up to our mouth.
"Dispatch, it was the [name of family]'s in Rooms [room numbers]."

>>14675330
That made me laugh.

"That's ENOUGH!" Damn, this guy has a loud voice. The girl's immediately freeze and disentangle from each other.

"Our room. Now." They leave. The father approaches you.

"Look, I don't think that anybody needs to know about this. They're stupid kids. I'll see to it that they'll be punished. How much to shut you up?"

>>14675313

>>14675366
"Sir, I'm sorry, however attempting to bribe a company employee to overlook such gross negligence insults me. Not only did your daughters endanger their own safety by taking two animals from where they belong, but they caused a short circuit which could have burnt this building down, endangering the lives of everyone here. I'm sorry sir, but you will have to speak with Management."

Now take our thumb off the Transmit button.

>>14675366
Hey, dispatch. How much should I ask for?

>>14675366

Are... we going to take a bribe? Also its kind of late for that; hasn't our radio been on?

>>14675366
"I'm going to be generous. I won't mention that you just tried to bribe me when I call this in. I'm also going to tell you ahead of time I am ridiculously well armed right now and a velociraptor has tried to eat me. You are incapable of frightening me, sir. Your daughter did something wrong, then she lied about it, then she tried to throw you off by saying I attempted to rape her. When all of that failed, she blamed her other sister. Tell me the name of the one girl and she will be the only one I report."

>>14675366
"I'm afraid dispatch has already been notified sir. Might I suggest you follow your own advice and head back to your room? We do need to get this work done."

"I'm not going to take a bribe from you. Also, FYI, I've left my radio on this entire time. Whilst you tried to bribe me. And attack me. I hope dispatch is starting to realize what I go through for this park- I really, really do."

>>14675407
Actually, it all really was Gina's idea.

>>14675407
The radio was on, I think.

So this.

>>14675415
>>14675412
>>14675398
>>14675390
>>14675394

Damn it feels good to have suggested transmitting this entire time.

>>14675407
It was Gina's idea, though. So really, both daughters are at fault; Gina for coming up with the idea and actually acting on it, and the other one for accusing us of rape to through their father off the track.

>>14675428
What? NO!
The radio was on, so DON'T say we're going to hide information!

He is very, very angry at you. He puts his finger just under your name tag.

"Porter. I will RUIN you!" He storms out.

"Porter. When you get done with this job, come by the Emergency Bunker. We need to talk."

>>14675407
Go with this.

>>14675446
"Check copy, Dispatch- you did just catch that guy attempting to bribe me and then threatening me, correct? Repairing the wires now, anyways."

>>14675446
"Understood, Dispatch."

Alright, let's get the compy secured, and the break in the wiring fixed.
Have one of the guys flag down the DRT to take the compy.
Once the wiring is fixed, turn the power back on.

We're either getting a promotion or getting killed off. I suggest we pack that .44, stun baton, and tranq pistol.

>>14675470
And the chainmail.
Preferably keep the .44 hidden if we can.

>>14675446

Well, lets finish our job and head to the bunker.

Yeah, let's just get shit done and get ready to either get fired, murdered, or given the biggest raise in the history of InGen.

>>14675470
We're too damned useful to kill. Might get reprimanded for upsetting Daddy's Little Liars, though.

Now I'm WISHING a T-Rex would show up. They're simple. Terrifying, but simple.

>>14675455
>>14675455

Can I get a response to this? It's important for what I'd like to suggest doing next ECW.

You zap the live compy and restrain it before easily fixing the wiring. Job's done. You head outside and hand the compy over to a security guard and turn the power on. The computer registers full power spread. The work's good.

On your way out, the receptionist waves you over.

"Heard the whole thing. Thank you for that." She kisses you on the cheek.

>>14675509

Yeah, they heard the whole thing.

>>14675515
No problem. Listen, I gotta head out to get praised or yelled at, mind telling me your name so I know who isn't difficult to work with out here?

>>14675515
Give her a thumbs up and a glorious smile, because we're still kinda covered in dilo spit and dirt, and possibly raptor blood and guts.

"Alright Dispatch, on my way to the bunker. Do you want the others to go somewhere else, or are they coming along?"

>>14675533
This.
Anyone else think we should try to be smooth and ask her for her number too?

Anybody else having trouble loading the page?

"Miranda Taylor."

>>14675582
Yes.

>>14675582
>>14675586
I did for a bit.

"Good to know. Hopefully the brachiosaur is the most excitement you see today."

Alright, to our destiny.

>>14675582
I am.

Anyone else think we should try asking for her number or something too?

>>14675586
I am ever-so pleased to meet you. I've probably spent a grand total of five minutes inside the employee bungalows- if such a thing as downtime exists on this island, do you know where I might shower or bathe? And will you be here the whole time? Just shout for me if you have trouble over the radio and I'll try to swing by. I'm afraid I'm starting to get good at solving problems."

>>14675572
Sure, why not.

If you want her number, roll for it.

FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF JANITORS
WE RIDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTpC7_wp99A

>>14675630

>>14675572

We're babysitting three FNGs, there is a baby raptor in our car and we're either getting promoted or fired.

Hell yeah lets chat her up.

rolled 34 = 34

>>14675630
Alright, rolling for charm.

>>14675630
Eh, I'd rather not. Don't want to risk offending her.

rolled 12 = 12

>>14675630

Herp

rolled 63 = 63

>>14675636
noko+dice+1d100
It goes in the e-mail field. You put it in the Subject field.

rolled 94 = 94

SHIIII

We just met her so I shall have to say no to the number for now but next time we meet it should be ok.

rolled 100 = 100

crap I noko'd my dice and got a 94 which is unverifiable now. sadfrog.png

rolled 13 = 13

>>14675674
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
I AM THE SMOOTHEST CRIMINAL OUT THERE

My mind, she is blown.

I think the 100 says we have her number. Possibly then some.

She laughs and gives you her number, and suggests dinner at Les Gigantes, if you have the time.

>>14675703

Out of curiosity, are you married or are otherwise in a relationship?

>>14675713

Note: that is not in quotes.

>>14675713
Nope, single.

>>14675703
Let's not be. Drama, and all that

>>14675713
>>14675703
No. No we are not engaged in the slightest. Also, she can reach us on the communal frequency and if she can access the maintenance channel if she wants an impromptu hookup. If ever I have downtime, we shall meet.

>>14675713
French Super Model
Is very impressed at our ability to 'hold the compound together' and 'working in such an exotic place'
embellished a tad. maybe.

I shall cut it for the night folks. Join us again for more wacky antics at 4 PM CST tomorrow.

Hope you had as much fun as I did this session. I've been laughing my ass off at the whole compy situation.

>>14675760
It's pretty awesome. Gonna archive this shit. Can we level up next session?

>>14675789
Already archived.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14671285/
Don't forget to vote!