!!GGO9kwAPCR4 04/22/11(Fri)18:48 No.14683750|
"In case Legion is still interested, there's stil an open position for that bonus opportunity Miranda mentioned earlier. Again. All we're gonna do is dissassemble you. We're not two Krogans banging heads together, we know how to put a synthetic back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New metal parts. Patch up that hole good as new. Plus, we're scooping out collector goo. Frankly, you should be paying us."
"If you're going to try to reproduce after being hit with the genophage, flag down a test salarian and let him know, because only about 1 in 1000 births should go right, so don't worry. If none go right, then worry, and come see us, because that's not part of the genophage."
"We line the ships with eezo. Keeps the varren out. If you experience headache, shortness of breath, or heart failure, that's not part of the scheduled flight. That's eezo."
"The boys down in Cerberus Intelligence have just informed me that I should not have mentioned the collectors. They're also telling me I should stop sending these transmissions over Citadel Space. That gave me an idea: SEND MORE TRANSMISSIONS. I PAY THE BILLS AROUND HERE. I CAN TALK ABOUT THE COLLECTORS ALL DAMN DAY."
" Just a heads up: we’re gonna have Sovereign’s old mass effect fields turned up to full blast and point right at you and the crew. I’ll be honest here we’re throwing Reaper tech at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it’ll do. Probably nothing. Best case scenario Grunt may become fertile again. Worst case, Collectors may just blow you up again, which we’ll just bring you back again."