alrigh, does /tg/ want some stories about crows? of course, I do not have proof these stories actualy happened, but they are as old as fairy tales around here.
In one of them, a crow starts a friendship with a dog. The dog is old, but they get along just fine, and travel a bit around the parts, both enjoy chasing cats.
One day, the dog, tired from a long walk and journey, lies down on a road, to get some sleep and catch his breath, he hasent eaten much lately and is weak. The crow wants to watch after him, and as a rich merchant approaches in a wagon with two horses, the crow yells out for him to stop, so he doesnt hurt the dog. But the merchant does not care, and runs the dog over, that slept to deeply to react in time.
That is when the crow snaps. Its best friend robbed because someone was too full of himself to just drive a curve or wait but a moment.
The crow is pissed, and swears revenge. Immeadiatly, it starts pecking out the horses eyes. The horses start running in pain, the merchant looses control over the wagon and even as he tries to get the control back, the horses are long since blind, having their eyes lost. His wagon crashes, the horses run off, all of his goods spilled and destroyed. But, he is only slightly wounded. He curses the crow, which is sitting in a tree above him, glaring at him.
So he has to go home on foot, and claims that the crows struggle wont bother him, he already has bought all the food he needs for the winter long ago, he has lots of ham, wheat and cheese, he will not starve and if its the longset winter of all time, and wearing his helm, the crow will not be able to hurt his face.