>drawing some cities at the bus station
>some kid with an obvious disability approaches me and mumbles something incomprehensible
>I look at him with a puzzled expression and he looks at me, not saying a word
>I just say "uh, no, sorry", and get up and walk away

>last day of lectures
>waiting at bus stop
>i pace when i wait for the bus
>some older gentlemen with spiked blond hair and black rimmed glasses approaches me
>"Come over here. Isnt it amazing how far you can see the horizon from here?"
>he points down the street.
>"Over here is a good spot, too."
>walks me down to the corner of the street and points down a different street
>"It helps me think of far off places while I'm waiting. Good bye."
>i watch him walk off into the distance

i wrote down what he said verbatim. shit was unsettling.

>2nd year of uni
>me and a friend walking down to Tesco or some shit
>drunk homeless looking guy approaches
>mumbles "ROLLIN' STONES" at us
>our faces when

>walking to store to buy some gamer fuel
>car of black dudes parked on sideway
>as I pass by, guy in front says "smoke weed everyday"
>I swear an oath to him I will and continue on my way

>>At a mall
>>Black hobo extends arm for handshake
>>Palms me a condom
>>Says "Stay safe brutha"(I'm white)
>>Mall security runs after him shouting.

Apparently this guy's obsession is passing out condoms he's poked holes in. Fuck yeah, Milwaukee.

>Come out from FLGS with two boxes with WHFB Orks
>man in his 40 approches
>He "Hey,do you play orks?"
>Me "Uuuh..yeah?"
>He "Good. Fucking elves,man"
>He walks away,I stand there stupified.
Must have been a old school player..

>About a decade ago, driving on my way home from work. Car breaks down (alternator burned out, leaving my car with little power and unable to start up on the side of the road). I'm sitting there waiting for my ride, and a tow-truck, when an elderly woman comes walking by. The road is wooded, no sidewalks, and I'm at an abandoned gas-station lot, so there's not much around to walk to or from. Lady say Hi, and then comments that it is unusual to see someone with red in their beard and mustache, yet brown hair. She then asks if it's from my Dad's genes, which I confirm. She then just walks off behind the abandoned gas-station. Never see her again while I wait another hour for my ride.

>>14558636

He's right, though.

Similar story from a friend of mine in Chicago

>>Enters Starbucks bathroom
>>Naked old man with shit smeared across his chest is standing in the middle of the room jerking
>>Wants to shake my friend's hand
>>Friend punches old man and runs
>>Old man chases him around the starbucks until he's arrested

A mutual friend quipped that he'd been in a fight with the ghost of GG Allin.

>driving to work
>stopped at red light to turn left
>guy dressed as Santa drives past on a moped
>its July

>>14558652

How do you stop a GG Allin that's already dead?

>workan shitty retail job in a shopping mall
>big glass windows, good view of the ocean only perk of job
>early morning, no one is in mall
>see someone prancing about outside the store
>it's a small Asian man wearing lipstick ALL over his face, dressed in some kind of gothic lolita tutu, high heels, striped stockings, and a bright red spaghetti strap top, holding a black lace parasol
>starts screaming/singing "I'M A BALLERINA"
>he looks behind him, bolts
>three xbox-huge security guards giving chase

San Francisco is fucking WEIRD.

>>14558688
I wish I still lived in California.

>>Jogging through cemetary
>>Past locally famous grave

(http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=16317490>

>>Two little girls are huddled in front of the grave whispering
>>When they see me they bolt into the woods
>>Look at grave - they'd drawn a pentagram onto it.

>>MFW

>>14558688
Another one, from San Francisco.

>walking down random street with some friends, middle of day sometime in July
>four burly ass men in shades and ZZ-Top beards walking up the sidewalk towards us
>all wearing white bunny suits
>and each holding a single white rose
>we meet, the lead one smiles, hugs me, gives me his rose, and walks off with the others

What the fuck just happened.

>On sidewalk just off Venice Beach
>Ginger with dreadlocks comes up to me trying to sell "legal" weed accessories (No, officer, it's just a vapourizer for air freshener, honest)
>He's wearing a hoodie in the middle of Summer
>There's a fucking full-grown cat in his front pocket, just chilling.

>>14558688
Yeah, but it's still one of the few US cities I'd be willing to live in... provided I could afford it. Seattle can also be weird at times. There was a Midget who would ride through Capitol Hill on a Razor Scooter, buck-naked. He moved to San Fransisco a while ago.

We also have a male cross-dresser on Broadway who stands on a corner handing out free newspapers. It's bizarre shit like that as to why I love this city.

>>Small college city
>>Eating pizza near a window
>>Hipster riding a penny farthing zooms past

>>At Anime convention(I know, weaboo, et cetera)
>>Man is SCREAMING on his cell phone at someone because they "ruined the convention" and blah blah blah
>>Group of anime nerds in costumes surround him and do a ring dance around him
>>Guy doesn't notice, keeps screaming

>>14558688
>>14558706
>>14558711
>>14558717
>>14558731
>>14558747

I like this town

>go to local gaming store
>Goth kid outside stops me outside, asks for a smoke
>sounds like a plan
>he starts talking about how a good way to kill someone is to turn on the gas, break a lightbulb open to expose the filament and wait
>stares at me hard
>he walks away
>go inside
>customer at the counter looks at my Nirvana shirt and pulls an O_O face
>screams at me "COURTNEY TOTALLY KILLED THAT GUY!!!!"
>look up at him, his eyes are completely blazed
>decide it's time to leave
>get to my car
>Goth kid suddenly appears, asks for another smoke
>back up
>stoned guy gets backed over
>his foot's bleeding
>waves me away yelling "YOU CRUSHED MY TRACKING CHIP!! THANKS, BRO!!!!"

weirdest day of my life

I've been a random encounter a few times.

>own a Vespa
>girlfriend wants to buy Nerf gun (pic related) off craigslist
>drive out to get it, she has to carry it on the back of the bike while riding
>getting all kinds of looks from people
>at a stop light next to a black guy in his car pumping rap music
>he rolls down the window
>looks at us
>"Dawg, that shit is fuckin' GANGSTA."
>guns it and rolls off

>>14558514
Sounds like an NPC you'd meet in Pokémon. Awesome.
>>14558776
>turn on the gas, break a lightbulb open to expose the filament and wait
Excellent. Must write that one down...

The guy in the picture drives around Milwaukee in his car(see pic) screaming crazy shit out of a loudspeaker. The speaker is so shitty you can't understand what he's shouting about though. The car is covered with bible verses and even weirder messages - like "vampires are coming".

>>14558747
Not same, but similar

>anime con
>5 in the morning, trying to get a few hours sleep before anything starts up again
>some beta-as-fuck, drunken asspie down the hall bawwing about some chick friendzoning him.
>goes on for ten full minutes
>get fed up, poke my head out the door, tell him to shut the fuck up already, people are trying to sleep
>chick who friendzoned him apologizes and takes him inside

Fuck that guy.

>Walking with 2 bros to get money out before we go to the same shitty indie club we always went to
>Group of 5 chavs walking down the road with their shirts off shouting about getting 'pakis' out of Britain
>First guy at the front, who ironically looks mixed race asks me if I'm a 'paki'
>For some reason I say yes
>I am the whitest person you will ever meet
>Mfw they all get pissed off and one of my bros gets clotheslined

>playing paint-ball at this place out in the country
>crouched down behind a wall for cover
>feel something on my neck
>a bull is standing behind me breathing on my neck and chewing his cud
>walk
>away
>slowly
>no one shoots me

I wear a cape on the 19th of every month up to school, I go to class, and take car of my business while disavowing any knowledge of the cape tied around my neck.

>There's a pimped-out purple Hearse that drives around my area with gold-trim, lanterns on the 4 corners, and an open-casket inside with a wax-figure corpse in it. I've seen it twice so far, and each time 'Another One Bites The Dust' was blaring out the open window.

>>14558711
You done been Unknown Armies'd.

Contributing:
>Friend walks into a dorm, reports weird guy in ski mask with bag around his neck hiding in shadows around campus at midnight
>Laugh him off, walk back to my dorm
>See a figure with what looks like a bag around his neck walking down road, then disappears behind trees
>Freak out, get more friends
>Check nearby areas, empty classrooms, dining hall; everything is closed, lights out
>Come out of building, see figure go into campus center
>Grab two friends, flashlights, weapons: baseball bat, 2x4, knife (rural area, not out of place)
>Search through creepy-ass under-construction building with debris everywhere and no lights
>Come out, see guy walking away about to walk into shadows
>Chase after him, friend with flashlight shines it on him, yells "Who's that?!"
>Guy slowly turns around, says in deep voice "Who's THAT?"
>Friend drops flashlight, we ready weapons as he walks towards us
>Guy pulls mask off, revealed to be an old professor hiking back to his house with a bag with his flashlight and ID around his neck, wearing mask because it was cold, stopped to get some stuff from his office
>MFW three grown brown men almost beat a 60-year old white man to death while he ran errands

>>14558788
That wouldn't work. Lightbulbs are filled with an inert gas. If you somehow manage to break the bulb without breaking the filament, the light still goes out.

No, you'll have to find another ignition method.

For in-game purposes only, of course.

"There's a lot of, a lot of, bad places the quarter back could be right now but BOOM he just had to be right there. That ork was waiting for him."

>>14558800
At my campus there is that one hobo-looking guy always equipped with a backpack, a portable radio and inline skates. He just skates around at nice afternoons and lets the radio play some pop.
I like him.

>sitting at bus station
>two Russians walk by, one seems really upset, the other follows him with bottle of some liqour
Roll: Language - Russian
He's saying something like:
>I'm sorry I fucked your girl. Here, have my drink as apology.

>>14558723
>>14558688
>>14558711

Man fuck Toronto, we don't have anything awesome like that.

>walking to Goodwill with friends to buy stuff for Halloween costumes
>homeless man approaches
>asks if we have any change
>say we don't
>man starts following us
>asks again, says we're lying
>we are, but fuck that noise
>man starts berating us
>says "I don't like it when people are jackasses to me"
>man is walking alongside me with cigarette
>we increase pace, man eventually gives up

one of my friends later revealed that had the man followed a little longer or berated a little harder, my friend would've lived out one of his life's dreams: beating up a hobo

>sitting in room, watching Young Frankenstein
>go to bathroom, leave door open
>exit to friend sitting on couch looking perturbed
>man had come into the middle of the room, asking if friend had seen a Jason around
>no one named Jason on the floor
>am confused
>moments later, man returns
>middle-aged, African-American, balding with a wispy beard
>man leaves
>other people come by and ask about seeing a suspicious man

I still think he was casing the joint.

>arrive on campus
>get out of car
>see group of people playing basketball in costumes
>one is Santa, one is the Easter Bunny, one is the Tooth Fairy
>Santa pulls down his beard and waves
>friends with Santa
>total understanding

Total understanding in that they were making a random encounter for people they didn't know.

>>14558856
But since the filament's still intact, shouldn't it make a spark, at least? That's all we really need...

< pic realated

>>14558890
apparently youre just boring

>just finished work
>its like 2am idk
>some hobo outside, sitting on bench
>hobo: "hey man whats up"
>we chill for like 2 hours just shooting the shit about nothing

sometimes, toronto is alright.

>>14558856
That's the point dipshit, without the inert gas the fucking filament BURNS UP since it has oxygen around it, and starts the explosion.

>>14558890
Toronto is personally my favorite Canadian city, with the next being Victoria. Nothing wrong with Toronto, IMO. Seattle's nice, but traffic is absolutely shitty. Other cities may have more cars on their freeways, but in Seattle they don't go anywhere. San Fransisco is great, and the mass-transit is wonderful, but the cost of living is fuck-tarded.

>In Boston
>Get on the T, take a seat, open a book
>Guy gets on at the next stop with giant headphones, record crate, Walkmen and tape decks strapped to a web belt on his waist
>Proceeds to air-DJ a set standing on the train, "scratching," listening to other "records," checking the levels on an invisible mixer, nodding along to music
>Never says anything
>Eventually gets off train
>Nobody else seemed to notice him

>>14558915
I'm pretty sure it would go out instantly: it needs the inert gas to function. Anyone tried this?

this guy walk around pier 60 in Clearwater Florida and claims to be an alien....

.....and yes....... he is wearing a yamaka

>>14558948
As long as the light's OFF, the filament's unharmed. And as >>14558925 said, when you flip the switch, the filament pops, we get a spark, and boom, no more house.

But no, I've never tried this at home. I believe Adam when he says, "We're what you call 'experts'."

Well, at least I believe him when he says, "Don't try this at home."

>At the Walmart trying find Viz-a-Viz Markers for my mapsheet for a game.
>Enormous group of highschool boys making retarded moose noises or some shit.
>One of them talking so loudly on his phone that half the fucking super-Walmart can hear him "WE'RE LIKE MELLOWIN OUT MAN, YEAH WE'RE AT UM A WALMART. I GOT THIS LIKE TOTALLY SICK FERN."etcetera.
>Passing the group on the way to the registers, look at the one carrying a potted plant (which wasn't a fern), they're all wearing jeans that cost more than my car payment...
>Nod to him and say: "Totally sick fern, bro." as I pass.
>Cops entering the store in a very purposeful way as I leave.
Ah, to be young.

>stroll around town with pal
>rumbling noise forcing us to almost scream to hear each other
>weird rumbling noise getting louder
>suddenly a fuckin' BMP-2 rolls down the street
>It stops at the red-light, commander pops out and waves
>light turns green and it rumbles off

The best thing about living in Luleå, close to both armored regiment base and airbase. Although we never used BMP-2s in Sweden.

Apparently it was some finnish crew who was on training over here and thought they just go joyriding in their BMP-2

>>14558925
The plan involves turning on the gas, and leaving the lightbulb on, implying that while you get away, the gas eventually fills up the room to the lightbulb and ignites, but the exposed filament would burn out long before the gas ever reached it.

>goths pretending they know how to kill people

Joey Boots is pretty much a walking Random Encounter/Random Encounter Finder.

>>14558954
Have you asked if he's from Betelgeusese? Checked for two hearts?

Another T story:
>Waiting at Government Center
>Guy in old suit is talking incessantly at the other end of the station
>Get closer to hear
>Guy is singing 40s-50s jazz/pop songs
>Stops after each song and has conversation with himself as two different radio anchors
>Resumes singing after each segment, announcing each song; somehow works "Nowhere Man" into it

>>14558968
ah, Nordic defense forces, so iresponsible.

>pro tip pic-related

>>14558968
Luleå broder!

Piteå bo här! Fan va nice att vetat att det finns riktigt folk på /tg/

>>14558978
>good way to kill someone
>implies we want to kill someone, not just blow up their house
>implies the light's off
>implies the VICTIM turns the light on, thus sparking the boom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I have a pathetic job as a marketer. When I have nothing else to do at work, they have me outside waving.

Someone came up to me today and asked me if I have stairs in my house. After I said yes, they walked away.

>>14558991
Where in the station was this?

>some sort of little fair happening in the park
>we go on rides and watch people throw up and shit all day; had fun
>get ice cream and get into friend's van
>we come to a red light and cop car pulls up next to us
>one friend screams GET DOWN to our black friend and she panics and ducks
>cops roll down their window and ask if we're alright
>friend in passenger window offers them his ice cream
>green light and they drive off

Lindome here. Woho

>>14558890

>taking the TTC
>leaning on the subway doors
>slowly start to slide, figure its from slick jacket, whatever, I'll hit the divider
>hear a roaring noise
>FUCKING SLID OPEN THE DOOR AND NOW MY DUMBASS IS HANGING OUT OVER THE ALLEN
>little old azn dude grabs my flailing arm and hauls my ass in
>felt like getting snapped across subway car by an elastic band the size of a truck
>much thanking and bowing ensued

Fuck the TTC

>>14559005
WAS HE THE PUSHER ROBOT?!

Another from San Francisco:

>friends in from out of town, time to get delicious ice cream
>head to the Castro (gay district)
>DRAG QUEEN PARADE, OUTTA NOWHERE
>most of my friends are cool with it, laugh it off
>one, kinda religiousfag friend creeped out
>drag queens are like cats, apparently, they find the one person who hates them and swarm all the fuck over them
>my religiousfag friend is swamped by the caresses of really gaudy large drag queens anytime we stop anywhere on Castro street

>our faces when

>>14559014
Halland...

>Bild besläktad

>>14559020
They have these signs for a reason bro.

>At Arby's with friends.
>We all bought Thor masks and were wearing them
>Group of teenage rednecks come in, hootin' and hollerin'
>One of them asks if we've been drinking much
>I say none.
>Response: "Then why the hell you wearin' them stupid masks?"
>Ex-Navy buddy, without missing a beat: "WHY THE HELL YOU GOT THAT STUPID ACCENT?!"
>Proceeds to stare down the group of seven men
>They leave without even getting their food.

In retrospect, that may have been more of a random encounter for them.

>coming back home from mates place
>7 in the morning, high as fuck from sleep deprivation
>random bloke at the traffic light with an indian accent asks if i want some gum
>i say no
>bloke gives me a tube of spearmint flavored mentos and waves me off as i cross the road

>>14559028

Dude, in TO my roommate had her bday party at a drag queen bar where they performed. The most uptight dude in the group got called on stage for multiple lapdances by two of them. By the end of it he was beet red and his wife had nearly wet herself from laughing so hard.

>>14559028
>their faces when

>at mall with friends
>see black man with ipod dancing in front of disney store
>"go dance with him, anon"
>i walk towards him hunched and snapping my fingers like a tough guy in a musical
>he sees me and starts dancing towards my direction
>we dance at each other while circling each other like two guys fighting each other
>afterward he shakes my hand and says "you got pretty cool moves kid"

>>14559041

Man, I do it all the time and that's never happened to me before. Kinda unavoidable during rush hour as well.

>>14559011
Above the stairs down to the Blue Line.

One more from me:
>Walking past a gay bar that runs a drag show on weekends
>Heavy-set off-duty drag queen is sitting on the steps sipping a drink with two paper umbrellas
>Calls me over
>Him: "You gay?"
>Me: "No, sorry, man."
>He looks me up and down thoroughly, raises an eyebrow and looks at me with it still raised
>Him: "You should be."
Most flattering moment of my life, for real.

>>14559005
They were asking if you were poor in a derogatory way. If you have stairs in your house, you probably either have a basement, or a second floor, and thus are not poor. They probably asked with the assumption you were poor because you were waving.

>>14559074

Dude that's nthing. I caught a 600lb black man to the face when the conductors did one of those fucking irritating sharp stops. Slammed me into the divider things and cracks the plexiglass

>>14558968
Finnish forces are awesome, In particular is their effect on sweedish officers..
>Corporal in Norwegian army
>Have to drive supplies to finnish component in major drill
>Arrive, Meet sweedish officer. He is clearly halfway crazy
>"OH THANK GODS YOUR HERE, I COULD NOT STAND ANOTHER MINUTE OF THESE MOOOMINS!
>Start laughing so hard that I need help to get back onto my feet
>I-love-finnish-army.jpg

>>14559072
I have a related story:
>Big open square downtown
>Guy at one end playing electric guitar
>Guy at another end playing didgeridoo
>Me sitting at a bench at another corner
>Look at guy playing guitar
>Look at guy playing didgeridoo
>They stop playing
>We all slowly walk to the center of the square at the same time
>Borrow electric guitar player's mic, start beatboxing
>Guitar and Didgeridoo join in
>Hour-long unplanned jam session

>On the BART to San Fransisco
>Talking to my boyfriend and his sister about music
>Small child tells me that Slayer was the best band ever
>We talk for ten minutes about music
>Assume he's the coolest nine year old ever.
>I only realize he's a midget when he's getting off the train.
>MFW

After living in one and visiting the other a lot: Portland, Oregon is pretty similar to San Francisco.

>Have a temp job for like a week in downtown portland.
>Walk past a statue every day.
>On the 5th day, the statue gets up and walks away as I pass by.

>At an anime convention related picnic down on the waterfront.
>Everyone's just hanging out and being anime geeks.
>Bus suddenly stops right by us.
>An entire bus load of tourists from Japan unload and start taking pictures of us.

>Going bar hopping with friends (we don't know downtown bars very well).
>First bar: Drag show going on.
>Second bar: At least two guys hit on my and buy me drinks (I'm a guy).
>Third bar: A couple guys all smoking weed in the corner, in full view of everyone else.

>>14558856
You break the bulb while it is off. When you turn them back on, the filament burns out and sparks, providing ignition.

>>14559103
We are like a big dysfunctional family.

>At Megacon in Orlando this year
>Cheerleading competition held in the same area
>See zombie cheerleaders shambling after the normal cheerleaders in near identical outfits.
>Best weekend ever.

>live in Poland
>encounter 3 cops and an elderly lady, they are having loud talk with a lot of gesturing
>some closer - figures: lady is foreigner, speaks English only, none of the cops speaks English
>use my (somewhat broken) English, ask lady what's up - she's just looking for directions
>give her directions, she gives me £5
>now cops give me strange looks (they jelly) "May I see your ID, sir? And what's in that backpack?"
>"Sure. And may I talk with your boss? I mean - aren't you supossed to know at least a little bit of languages?"
>"Move along, citizen, nothing to see here."

Only exciting story was the time I saw a heavyset transexual man hip throw a wannabe thug onto a trash can.

Several bystanders actually applauded.

>>14559156
Yourfw?

>>14559085
Most people that live around here have fairly big houses; my house, that I share with four other people + a 10 y/o kid, isn't that big compared to people around me, but it's still 5 bedrooms and 2 baths. It's in rural MS where we have a lot of space. Even if I was trailer park poor, I'd still have stairs connected to the house... so that doesn't quite make sense.

Then again, most random encounters don't make sense.

>>14559118

>Nathan Philips Sqaure
>midnight
>black dude is breakdancing and wearing a guy fawkes mask
>boombox and speakers stop working
>walk over, troubleshoot it for him
>chat him up, "what board you from?"
>he freezes, "/b/ /mu/ and /fit/"
>"wurd son, /b/ and /tg/ up ins"
>get at least one speaker working again, fistbump, walk off into the night

>>14559133
Yup. Nordic armed Forces. We are the jokers of armed forces.

>>14559173
I hate to admit that I am dumb, but what was that 'waving' you were doing? Just like waving to people, like the greeting gesture or what?
And why could anyone assume you are poor because of it?

>>14559193
But /tg/ and /b/ are kinda polar opposites in regards to general posting manners?

>>14559173

It's times like this that you get a real feel for how fucked up the world is. I mean, that's usual for where you are, and I'm living in a 500sqft apt and that's usual for people I know.

>>14558922
Sweet. My post has been posted in a picture in a picture.

I met a real-life PC once;

>Europe trip, in Amsterdam
>Don't like drinking or drugs, just go around sightseeing
>While heading through Red Light district, get separated from friends
>Eventually end up in a clearly shady part, lost
>Some drunk Indians (tourists?) come along, start trying to cause shit
>Backed against a wall, I'm going to get killed by like 5 drunk dudes
>Out of fucking nowhere, someone dashes from an alley and basically bull rushes one, knocking him into the canal
>Within a few seconds I hear resounding metal as they wail into the others with a metal bat, I look and see it's a girl about my age
>She grabs my hand and pulls me hard, dragging me at a full run down the streets while we leave 2 sprawled out on the ground and the other 2 chase us
>Cue a 10-15 minute solid run, trying to elude two drunk and angry Indians, and get to who knows where
>Eventually we loose them, and she starts yelling at me about something, though I'm shaking and can't understand her
>I guess she realizes, and leads me to a cafe type place where she sits us down and orders food
>Over the course of an hour we try and understand each other but she only seems to understand a handful of English words while I understand nothing she says
>Still, we understand one another on a different level, and come time to go I feel like we're good friends

At the end, she gave me a card with the name of some local college. Before leaving she kissed me on the cheek and headed off into the night, apparently to fight crime to the best of my knowledge.

Craziest fucking thing that ever happened to me. Still kind of sad I never got to see her again. Pic related, my feelings for the rest of the Europe trip.

>>14559211
Critical failure on Forbidden Lore (4chan) there.

A turkey. For some reason, there was a turkey outside of my window one morning. This was the day before Thanksgiving, too. I have no idea what it was doing there, but...

>>14559211

Still in it for the lulz dude. Still in it for the lulz.

>>14558890
Here's a Toronto story for ya.

>Walking around with friends at night
>Friend decides she wants Timmies
>Go to a gas station with Timmies in it
>Buddy goes to the washroom
>Scruffy looking guy comes up to me
>"Hey...I've got a question for you...Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Isn't it already sour?"
>Act interested in his question
>Guy walks into gas station with a bike, screaming "I'M GONNA WIN A MILLION DOLLARS TODAY" at the cashier.
>Asks cashier which lottery pays out the most money (The young guy is screaming at the top of his lungs the whole time). Cashier responds with an explanation that he's not allowed to reveal odds
>Young guy continues to petition the cashier for the ticket with the biggest payout, all the while screaming about how he's going to be a millionaire
>Chick walks into gas station, asks if anybody want to buy a dog because she's selling a dog outside
>Guy responds to her by screaming that he's going to be rich soon
>She asks if he wants to buy a dog
>All the while the scruffy guy is going around, asking random people in the line-up that has formed (A surprisingly long line for a gas station kiosk at 1am) his sour cream question
>The girl selling the dog goes to the back where there's a Timmies, tells the cashier she's taking some
>Cashiers face
idontknowwhatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
>Tells her he doesn't care, she takes it and leaves
>Me and a friend are standing there, absolutely dumbstruck
>Buddy comes out of washroom

"You guys look confused. Did I miss something?"

>>14559211
In general, yeah.
But there are also good and bad posters on every board.

>>14558514
cheery gentleman
nighmares increase by 2

>in Providence, walking back from doing laundry
>someone yells "Hey white boy!"
>I look, 4-5 black guys with the window open, hanging in a house
>"Hey white boy! Lemme have a cigarette!"
>"Sure black guy, come outside and get one!"
>He comes out, we both light up, hang out for a bit on the steps drinking.

It was surreal, man.

>>14559239
Lulz = reposts now? I know some shenanigans still happen there but, it's not much.

>>14559242
True.

>>14559020
I usually spend my TTC rides just staring at the window admiring the reflection of my own face.

Yonge-University-Spadina err'day son.

>>>with a bunch of other college freshmen long ago
>>>walked into a park in the ghetto (to smoke)
>>>run into massive gathering of at least 30 sketchy black guys
>>>black guys start forming up, like a pack of angry water buffalo, and hold a perimeter facing us
>>>"HEY? YO HEY WASSUP HEY YOU GUYS GOT ANY MONEY? YO? YOU GUYS GOT MONEY?" "YOU BRrRRRat!" etc. etc.
>>>"Haha, nope, we don't have any money!" We all smile nervously and continue walking.
>>>Black guys go back to their massive midnight gangster convention, we smoke weed on top of hill nearby. Two random guys from the "convention" come over and smoke a joint with us. Nobody gets mugged.
>>>mfw

>sitting at bench with friend by the beach
>guy on unicycle trolls past us
> both of us in unison "I love Aberystwyth"

>>14559149
The convention where GenCon is held is attached to to Lucas Oil Stadium, so every year a zombie walk is scheduled for the time when everyone starts leaving the Colts game.
Good times are had on any year they have a home game.

>Chillin' at friends house
>Hear a buzzing noise
>Look out window
>A bearded old man is driving by on a pocket bike, wearing nothing but a pink dress and a giant Pt. Patricks day hat
>It's August

Mississauga tires its hardest to be as fucked up as its big brother Toronto.

>Heading to comedy club in Vancouver, BC with two friends
>taking the bus because we intend to drink ourselves stupid
>old crazy dude gets on bus, comes and sits near us, starts tellin' stories
>I've been a longshoreman for fifteen years
>my kid lives in langley
>I've been a longshoreman for fifteen years
>did i tell you about my kid? he lives in langly
>eventually he starts throwing in racist jokes. and drawing inspiration from the other passengers around him.
>the jokes are not really jokes. they're just racist comments. and loud. and he expects us to laugh.
>we get off the bus
>i've been a longshoreman for fifteen years becomes new inside joke.

later that night,

>friend we came with gets roofied. we... don't know when. or how. or why.

>eating at a restaurant with my dad
>as we're leaving some random frat boy jackass follows us outside
>as we're pulling out of the parking lot he punches the car windshield
>my dad really likes his car
>he is also a 6'7" retired marine
>dad pulls over and gets out
>frat boy tears his shirt off expecting a fight
>my dad immediately tackles him and starts beating the shit out of him
>frat boy's friend breaks up the fight
>we never speak of it again

>>14559085
>>14559005

>asked me if I have stairs in my house
>asking if you were poor in a derogatory way

No. Most likely they wanted to make sure that you were protected from the Terrible Secret of Space.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

>Driving down highway at 3am, about a month after 9/11.
>Going over speed limit, get flagged by State Trooper.
>State Trooper gets out, tells me to stay in my car and wait for a few minutes.
>Ask "Uh, don't you need my licence or...?"
>He looks back.
>A fucking Stryker IFV drives down the middle of the deserted road, flanked by Humvees full of soldiers.
>Right after them, a procession of 15 Prison buses, each flanked by a fully locked and loaded Humvee with a guy hanging off the .50.
>After final bus, another Stryker and several more humvees, along with four army trucks.
>Right after, a pair of Helicopters.
>Behind that, several more State Troopers.
>Trooper tells me to drive safe and have a nice day after convoy leaves.
>Drive home with no speeding ticket and an interesting story.

I have had so many encounters, but my best ones have happened in South London, near the Walworth road.

>>about 10 years old, early morning
Go to store and get ice-cream
Walk back through estate eating ice cream
Notice the usually busy grass/ball game area is dead quite
Hear clicking noise, turn to see what it is
Armed police officers in full gear and weapons behind various cover are silently urging me come towards them
I do so and carry on eating my ice cream like a boss
Turns out some dude was running around threatening kids with a meatcleaver. Found out later because one of the kids threatened was a friend of mine.

>>14559210
It's not wrong to admit you don't understand something, especailly when I probably didn't explain it well enough:
It was standing outside waving to cars as they were passing by in an attempt to drum up business for the company I work for - a tax company. I'm usually inside doing other marketing related activities or out advertising at places(schools, malls, other businesses and what have you) but as the tax season is drawing to a close, there's not much left for me to do. So instead of taking off and not getting paid(something I do not wish to do as I'm uncertain when I will be able to get a new job), I simply go outside, grab a sign, and wave at the oncoming traffic.

The kids who do it get paid $9/hour(well above min. wage), I get paid $15/hour. To compare, my uncle who is a senior electrician gets something in the neighborhood of $25/hour.

>>14559133
This. The Nordic countries might act all hostile and shit to each other, but that's just like how siblings can be to each other. In the end, if anyone outside us nordic countries comes in and tries shit, we band the fuck up cause we're family.

>>14559365
Ah, could have mentioned you were waving a sign, and not just, you know, waving. With your hand.

>>14559085
They're asking him if he browses Something Awful.

>>14559343
Oh. That's what he meant.

Thank you. Now I know!

>>14559342
He did the right thing. Tell him that sometime when it feels right if you didn't already.

>>14559384
Eh, the job is called "waiving" and the guys who do it are "wavers." I just assumed they had them in other places too.

>>14559369
Sounds a bit like us two.

We're generally a tad friendlier to each other, though.

>>14559426
>Canada
>America
>Friendly
lolno.
Canadians are pretentious pussies to Americans.
Americans are uncivilzed loudmouthed shits to Canadians.

Kind of like the America/Mexico relationship, but in reverse.

My old prof (60+) told us this story in the pub once, from when he was still studying

>Grand Central Station
>Old Guy hobbling with a cane gets accosted by some cuban kid who tries to grab his luggage
>Old Guy doesn't let go, procedes to break the kid's knee with cane and starts beating him on the ground
>applause from the whole station
>turns out old guy was a Spanish Civil War vet and knew Hemingway

>>14559426
>Three

>>14559434
A tad friendlier =/= friendly. Just means not quite as hostile.

>Spending a year in Ireland on temporary work visa
>Walking to bus stop from late work shift. Busy saturday in City Centre
>Some crazy drunk guy accuses me of spitting on him.
>He's a cop
>He follows me down the Quays, berating me for like 10 mins.
>Sees Another Cop in Temple Bar, tries to grab him.
>Other cop tells him to go home, because he's wasted and acting the fool
>I go catch my bus.

And Another:

>Me and some other Canadians go bowling in Bray, or maybe Kilcoole, can't remember which.
>Go to local pub afterwards.
>Local drunk starts talking to us
>One girl in the group who we all find annoying starts being mean to him.
>He takes this as a sign she likes him, does it back. He's actually incredibly witty.
>She gets upset, he keeps mentioning a baby carriage hanging from the wall, we don't know why.
>Finally realize he's calling her a crybaby.
>Burn.

>>14559434

Not at all. I have plenty of friends south of the border (Canadafag here). I know quite well that it is a wide and varied country and that assholes live on both sides of the border.

If you were to generalize the countries feelings towards each other, it would be more like Canada has a vague sense of bemusement, superiority and worry towards the US and the US is just fucking confused by Canada.

>Play 2e with LARP mates a few years back
>We get drunk while playing and decide to dress up as characters, armor and all
>Game ends and I walk home, fucking drunk
>Get jumped by some guy
>Too drunk to understand a word he is saying so I tell him to piss off.
>Dude punches me in stomach looks at me terrified, wails and runs screaming
>Laugh about it all the way home where I collapse on the bed with my clothes on and fall asleep.
>Wake up next morning, wondering why the hell my jacket (which Im still wearing) has a deep laceration.
>Find the tip of a storage knife in the hole, broken off.
>Turns out the guy had a knife in the hand when "punching" me and the only reason I survived was because I was wearing my chainmail underneath my winterjacket.
>True story

I still get the chills thinking about it but then I always end up laughing a little when I think about how it must have been for the mugger who stabbed me without injuring me.

Imagine stabbing someone who just looks at you and tells you to piss off while your knife breaks, seemingly against his skin. Fuck, I know I'd be terrified too.

>>14558922
This is actually how nearly all Swedish people are.

This is now a Nordaboo thread.

>>14559365
Ah, thanks for the explanation brah.

>>14559453
never argue with a drunk Irishman, you have been warned

>>14559483
Turns out LARP-grade chainmail does work.

Keep them comming, gonna use some of this shit on my next game of Unknown Armies.

>> Going to work
>> Looking down so I don't accidentally step on dog shit while hearing music.
>> Rise my head and find a guy dressed in a suit screaming while comming at me
>> Take my headphones off so I can hear
>> "you're crazy, You're crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY" ending the last scream in front of my face
>> He keeps on walking and I'm like WTF

>>14559479
Seattlite here. I agree with you completely. I apologize for the assholes in my country, Bush, and for our fuck-tarded border patrol.

>mfw I steal everything in this thread to throw at my players in a modern campaign

Keep it coming gentlemen. Had I anything to contribute I would.

>>14559483
This made me lol.
A friend of mine actually got stabbed while walking home in the state of drunkenness. He only survived because he was stabbed from behind and had a backpack with some bottles in it on. The bottles stopped the knife from getting deeper and it failed to reach the kidney. By <1cm.
Another guy in the same town (<5.000 citizen) got stabbed to death in the same night. Nobody was found responsible afterwards.

Also it all happened in Germany, about 5 years ago. Ok, it was East Germany near the Polish border, but nevertheless.

Here's mine:
>sitting outside coffee shop somewhere in California ( not a local )
>old woman walks up and starts to talk to us about how euthanasia is terrible
>"one day the police will just be able to shoot you"
>entire time grey cat is perched on shoulder staring
>she's wearing this old bag lady looking outfit
>wonders off into coffee shop
>no-else even looks at the cat that is STILL on her shoulder

Crazy americans

>>14559487
Sweedish home guard is epic.
>Same drill as I mentioned.
>Is still Corporal in norwegian army
>Best mate is assigned to be "Lagfører" on BV206
>They have to drive onto a hill to do their thing
>We discuss this before hand, I tell them not to remove their Red corss markers, even if they cannot use cammo while having it.
>They comply with my request/order
>They run into Sweedish home guard units
>Sweedes let them pass in exchange for some first aid supplies and help with a man that had his hands burned
>Radio-Brofist
>Inform LT about Sweedish home guard beeing where they are not supposed to be according to our map
>Major gets pissed at me, tells me not to make shit up.
>Call my buddy on the TAC-net, Have him confirm this shit
>Watch as major gets laguhed at by the Battalion CO and the sweedish drill-officer.
>Epicdrillisepic.gif

>>14559359
If you're still here, could you clue us in on where this happened?

>McCarthy gingly
!?

>>14559513
It depends on how you make it, obviously. You can have a piece of cotton with chainmail pattern printed on it, but you also can make something like, you know, real chainmail.

>>14559483
Where do I buy this

>>14559551
>>Also it all happened in Germany, about 5 years ago. Ok, it was East Germany near the Polish border, but nevertheless

Where else do you think "polish sausage" comes from?

You know, they never forgave you for WW2

>>14559577
A friend of mine makes her own. She bought lots of open metal rings at a FLGS (IIRC) and just makes her chainmail shirt slowly during own RPG nights.

>>14559588
>You know, they never forgave you for WW2
>you
>mfw when I'm a Russian Jew living in Germany

>>14559497

I don't, unless they're horribly, horribly wrong. I never spat on the guy.

Speaking of that one, I've got another one

>Drinking with Irish College Students.
>Walking somewhere on campus.
>Other student starts walking alongside of us, finds out I'm Canadian, says we're basically just Americans, who aren't as cool.
>I drunkenly say, well excuse us for giving a shit and fighting in WW2.
>Yells at me "We're not ENGLISH!" And runs away.

MFW

>Was working for Taco Bell when I was 16
>Restaurant gets robbed one morning, while me and 2 other employees are opening it.
>Dude walks into work-area with gun, demands the money in the safe, manager hands it to him, and he leaves.
>Fellow crew member is shaken up, crying, and ends up going home early. Manager is shaken up, and ends up going home early.
>During police report, I'm the only one who's rational, and calmly tell the officer that he was caucasian with a ski-mask, and had blue-eyes.
>Work the rest of my shift, not even phased by the event.
>Find out later that the officer thought I was 'too calm', and believed me to be an accomplice to the crime.
>The Manager quit without notice, and stole from the safe a week later. He ended up being the actual accomplice to the robbery.

There's never been a more hillarious random encounter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKA1OwBDwg

>>14559513
he could have been a reenactor

>>14559566
t'was actually the cat my friend. The ladies a puppet.

Also mine as humble as it is.
>First time in NYC, a country boy all my life.
>Get off train, WAVE OF SOUND BAD SMELLS OH GOD
>Get on Subway...weird shit for the first time ever.
> Get off, see a pimp of gold, complete with platforms, cane, coat with furlining, and A HUGE HAT

>mfw

>>14559577
You make them yourself - at least thats what I did. 3 months and 7 kg 2mm steel fence wire later and I had myself a full sleeve chainmail. (thats 14 pounds of steel and ~0.1 inch wire).

I tested it with a few reinactment mates and it actually holds up to a regular long sword. We packed it on a bag of sand and the bag held with only a few rings comming loose. Was a quick repair afterwards.

Alternatively you buy them online but they are fucking expensive and the porto is a bad joke.

I now want to make chainmail because of this topic.

>Having lunch at local burrito chain
>Guy walks in a full Kamina costume
>Orders using with what as far as I can tell a perfect impression of the voice
>Still, to this day, cannot figure out why a man dressed as Kamina was walking the streets.

>>14559649
Chris?

>Be in Vegas
>Fat, 400-pound guy carrying six full pitchers of beer walks right past me
>He's clearly drunk
>Realize that I need to go back to my hotel room because I forgot something
>Turn around to go up the stairs
>Fat guy is also walking up the stairs
>Suddenly, drops one of his pitchers
>Beer, beer everywhere
>Bends over to pick it up
>Drops two more
>More beer everywhere
>Panics
>Slips in the beer
>Falls into the pool of beer that he's created, dropping the remaining three pitchers of beer
>Begins loudly wailing for more beer
>Asks me if I have any
>I tell him no
>He begins rolling around in his beer and crying

>Work at bus station
>Guy asks me when the next bus to Luleå or something will be here.
>Timetable is behind him.
>I tell him when it will come.
>Suddenly regales me the story of his life for little to no reason, while I keep working.
>Excuse myself as I am hauling shit onto another bus.
>He talks about how he's been clean for a few years now.
>Is holding a sixpack.
>His best friend died recently, apparently.
>Leaves a few minutes before the bus comes.

Never saw him again

>Work at the garbage recycling central
>Suddenly russians
>We cannot into verbal communication
>They want our electric razors and offer us shitty-ass booze for them.
>Don't have any.
>Implying that we don't help ourselves to the nice shit anyway.
>5 fucking nintendos.
>They throw a fit and leave.

Fucking russians man, we had to fucking strengthen the walls to the electronics storage, wouldn't be surprised if it was the same guys.

There also was that one guy who also threw half a car, I have no idea why.

MFW


I fucking loved working at that place.

>>14559773
never understood why we're not allowed to lift things from the garbage yard. I mean...its just gonna lie there and cause problems anyways.

>>14559773
it's good for you

>>14559737
No, Im from Denmark. Loads of LARPers here make their own chainmails.

>visit my brother between semesters at college
>he lives in a small apartment
>sleep on his couch, his dog likes to sleep on top of me or next to me
>didn't sleep very well, couch isn't very comfortable
>he takes the dog out for a walk sometime early in the morning, I go back to bed
>they come back sometime later (pretty long walk)
>i hear them come in, my eyes are still closed
>"Ruby, go wake anon up!"
>open eyes long enough to see ~60lb dog flying through the air
>she lands directly on my ribcage
>starts sniffing my face and licking me
>brother has massive trollface on

pic related. She's lucky she's cute, or she wouldn't get away with half the shit she does.

rolled 11, 10, 2 = 23

>>14559824
Garbage rakes in a lot of money.

>going with my brother on a tryp to another city for vacation.
>its dark already no lights on the road
>cars breaks down and does not want to start,
theres no city no nothing in miles, and no friends to get help around
>suddenly 3 black people walking down the road, come to uss
>to my surprise, they check the car and fix what was broken and then we give them some money for the favor and go.

>Earlier today at about 11:30 am
>walking through the student union building on campus
> guy in a Stormtrooper suit just standing in the foodcourt talking to two freshman girls.

Wut.

>>14559538

I remember another one

>> Waiting for the subway
>> Subway arrieves, doors open
>> A guy with sunglasses, a beret and a big grey cat in his shoulders gets out and walks to the exit.

I remember I saw him on another occasion but he was with a lizard across his shoulders.
I hope the lizard didn't evolve in the cat or something like that

>>14559841
Am I having a deja vu or did you post exactly the same story with exactly the same wording and the same pic already once?
Not accusing you or anything, reposting is fine, but that deja vu feeling is weird.

>>14559773
I love that show.

>>14559149

Most of the cheerleaders were in the middle school age group. Was hillarious to watch them take pictures with all the big costumed individuals like Wookies, stormtroopers, spacemarines, etc... Watching them intentionally ignoring all the well-dressed normal sized cosplayers was equally hilarious.

>leaving for work on a hot summer morning at 3:30am.
>standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come to take me to the train.
>all the bars are closing.
>a group of obviously trashed and somewhat attractive females walk by.
>tip my hat and say "mornin ladies."
>they keep walking.
>they get half a block away and i hear HEY YOU.
>look back at them.
>they flash me their tits and run away giggling.
>wtf??

This happened the other day.

>Sat on one couch, and my cousin is sat on the other one
>You have a view of the door and window on the one he's sat on
>He turns and says; "There's kids in your garden"
>wat
>Go into garden to find two children just enjoying themselves
>They ignore me even being there and go on about their playing
>"Why are you in my garden?"
>"We're looking for the kittens."
>Get them to leave and close gate

>6 of my friends and I (about 14 or 15 years old) in my father's hometown where I spend my holidays
>some sort of festival going on in the small woods by the sea
>go there, turns out to be a wedding feast, grab some food like bosses, get bored
>small, disused playground nearby
>dick around on everything out of pure boredom
>Overweight man in his late 50s comes out of the goddamn blue
>says he hasn't ridden the seesaw for a while
>sees me (I was the largest and fattest, YES), asks if I'd seesaw with him
>sure, why not
>seesaw for no more than 30 seconds
>says thanks, returns to feast
>nobody has a face

>>14559868
Yeah I did, haha. It's just I don't have too many other random encounter story.
Well, I can give you guys another one involving the dog.

>changing in brother's bathroom
>the bathroom door is shitty and doesn't always close properly
>the dog had been following me around
>suddenly hear a loud thud and door opens
>dog sticks her head in while I'm barely wearing anything
>let her in
>quickly close the door when she's inside
>she realizes what happens, stands by the door looking sad
>looks at me, then the door, then back at me
>"too bad, you wanted to come in here"
>take an extra long time to change, dog looks sad
>mfw

i think i won that one

>>14559841
>Go live with my brother after Katrina.
>He lives with his wife and a cat named Koo Key(Cookie) and a dog named Milk.
>I have to sleep in the same room as Koo Key.
>She randomly decides to wake me up at noon by getting on top of my chest looking straight at me and meowing

Later on...

>Come home from the movies.
>Turn an overhead fan on in the room that only has a door and an inflatable mattress on the floor.
>Apparently Koo Key somehow got on top of the fan.
>Roll reflex to avoid being hit.
>Success.
>Cat hits the door.
>Cat takes off running
>Milk chases her throughout the house
>Ends up destroying a lamp

>>14559868
it's pasta at this point

seen it twice before, all details (including pic) exact same. Gave me deja vu at first too

>>14559824

The problem is not people picking up shit from the containers by the ramps or back at the open storage, that's cool really, some Thais took shit, didn't make any mess, we didn't give two fucks, they had been shat upon enough by the berrypicking companies as is, slave wages and all, it was a bad year too so if they'd find something they wanted, why the fuck shouldn't they get it?


The real problem is the fuckheads who break into the electronics storage, their MO basically goes like:
>Break open walls
>See metal cages with electronics in them
>Check upper cages, throw uninteresting shit onto floor
>Pry open lower cages, this fucks with our ability to stack them, which we have to.
>Pick up loot.
>Abscond.

Some of these guys were once stopped by one of my coworkers who had decided to hunt rats that night.

>Strolling down the street at 9pm, stoned as Steven
>Shady guy with a backpack on walks up to me
>Opens the backpack
>Its full of bullets.
>He asks if I want to buy some bullets
>This is the UK
>There are few bullets in the UK
>I buy some bullets

I used the casings for jewelery, which was a profitable enterprise. I wish I'd asked for his phone number, so I could get mo'.

>Walking home
>Some guy comes up to me
>"Wanna have a snowball fight?"
>"Eh.. Nah sorry not right now I'm in a hurry"
>"You sure?"
>"Yeah see ya."

Another one

>Walking on a road in the forrest
>See someone riding a bike coming to me
>"Hey, you know what fucked up? Old ladies, they come up to me and tell shit about their lives and think that I care. Wtf is up with that?"
>"Uh.. I don't know"
>"Bye" and he rides away.

>Moving into new house.
>Find box with random shit, mostly photos.
>Look through them, boring stuff, gramps with new car, cousin getting married.
>Find really old one.
>Look at it, nearly shit pants.
>Shirtless, bearded 60's hippie dad, passing a joint to Keith Richards after some concert
>mfw

>standing outside a sushi-joint with a few friends.
>some drunk with maggots or some shit in his beard comees up and asks for a few pennies.
>I have none, so I tell him sorry, but no.
> mumbles.. then asks me if I'm egyptian?(I'm white as can be with blond hair and blue eyes.. wtf?)

>>14560042
Your dad is probably a PC who got enough of adventuring and settled down.

>>14558936

...Was it the greenline? If so, isn't that the T-DJ from Freezepops song?

>>14558688
>lived in SF all my life
>have never seen anything weird or unusual
>except for halloween in the Castro district
>even that is pretty tame these days

my life is to boring.
Although, I did get accosted by an old homeless guy who thought I was samson from the bible.
He wanted to steal my long hair.
This happened in Oakland though.

>playing D&D with mates
>brb gotta leak
>piss
>cat decides to make its presence in the bathroom known...in my face
>panic. scream
>piss everwhere
>everyone looks weird when I come out.

oh and also, that house was haunted

Another swefag here (Eskilstuna)
>Going to the grocery store
>outside on a bench is a hobo changing shoes and drinking "filmjölk) kinda mix between yoghurt and milk...
>Hobo talks to himself
>saying "I like Lars. Lars I like."
>When I exit grocery store police is taking care of hobo
>Hobo still drinking the "filmjölk", straight from bottle.

>half asleep and hungover on train on way to work.
>train stops to let more passengers on.
>smell something that smells like death.
>look up and there's this bum walking by.
>he's all dirty, has a dirty bandage on his right hand and sores on his face.
>he walks past this girl and looks at her.
>swear to god i thought he was a zombie.

>Driving home
>Waiting at red light to make a left turn
>Look at car in opposite left turn lane
>Ronald McDonald in passenger seat of shitty sedan
>MFW

>Go into Wendy's
>As I enter, I see a guy walking into the porn shop across the parking lot
>Order my food
>Eat
>Go to bathroom after food before drive home
>Guy who went into porn shop is jacking off into urinal
>He sees me and shouts "IM SORRY OFFICER! PLEASE DONT SHOOT!"
>I turn on my heel and walk out giggling

Walking down the street when I notice a guy walking in my direction, he looks like a tall dwarf, bald, bearded and glowering furiously at me. As he walks past me he suddenly tries to give me a ferocious shove, but he's telegraphing he's going to do something ever since I laid eyes on him so I just get jostled, caught unawares he'd probably have made me fall.

He keeps walking as I turn around and observe him, wondering wtf. A teenage kid is walking behind me and he too gets shoved, also without much effect as he probably saw me. Also I signaled to him to beware.

Kid walks up to where I am and we both watch the angry dwarf keep on walking. I make some comment like "he mad" and the kid (Who is about 17, wearing gym clothes like he'd just come out of school) goes "Yeah, hey do you know where you can find a whorehouse around here?"

I tell him to check on the internet while keeping a poker face.

>>14558922

Mandom mod och morska meb

>>14558922
I approve of this

>>14560271
VILJA, RÄTT OCH MANNAMOD!!

>>14559572

Sort of here; the giant armed to bejesus convoy was on the Baltimore Beltway, outside of Baltimore, Maryland. Which is near DC.

We had alot of military stuff go down around here after 9/11.

Going to try to quote this guy to the best of my memory.

>Go an hour out of town to go to some bars with a friend
>Hobo comes up to me
>Hes an older black guy, kind of reminds me of Redd Foxx.
>"Hey man, I'm the pinball wizard. Everyone calls me the pinball wizard because I'm so good at pool. One time I was in this church, right? And we was upstairs playin' pool, you know me, the pinball wizard... And this guy came up to me and sold me some fish, I bought five fish and I only had three fish, you know? So this guy was masturbating in... in the church! I was like 'whats goin on, guy, why you masturbating in the church when theres a fire in the church?' So this guy is just mastubating in this church and its on fire, so we all ran out without our clothes on... Hey, man. Hey. You got a dollar or two I could have?"
>End up giving him 7 or 8 just because I was laughing my ass off the entire time.
>I've never seen him since but will never forget his story.

>>14560361
best npc ever.

Happened to me a few weeks ago
>About 9:00 at night
>Eating pizza with a friend after class
>Parade of dancing people, some of which are carrying torches go past the window
>Friend says "I love Portland"
>A few minutes later the parade walks by again on the opposite side of the street in the other direction


And this is one that my Russian History professor told
>Before he was a professor he was one of the very few American students allowed to study in the soviet union
>Bribed a series of officials with liquor and American goods to get access to Soviet historical archives
>One night his future wife gets locked into the archives because the janitor or whoever forgot to check it before locking it
>Future wife has to climb out window several stories up

>>14560361
That's your Blather skill in DH.

>Small town in Russia, main street.
>Waiting a while in car for friend.
>Nearby two bald tough guys with mirrorshades talk, exchange money (counting it into the other guys hand)
>One guy pops open trunk of car, guns its full of guns.
>Other guy takes two Kalashnikovs and a hunting rifle.
>Leisurely checks them out, puts a magazine into each and fires one shot with each into air, like theyre in a fucking desert or something
>Suddenly street is largely empty of people
>A police car passes sshortly
>The cops inside take one look at the guys, they stare at them with gun in hand
>Cops just pass, actually speed away, guess they recognized who it was
>Guys finish soon and leave.
>Friend is still 30 minutes late

>>14560600
Which town?

Also my childhood friend/neighbour (from the time we was about 8 or 9) hired a killer to go after her dad when she was 18, apparently because he gave her too little pocket money. The dad however somehow found out and the whole rather soon became the neighbourhood's next gossip.
I cannot say that I regret moving out of Russia when I was 13.

>>14558711
Oh god yeah. I got one

NYC in subway. Waiting in line to get ticket.
Nearby a guy playing on a bongo for cash.
Someone in line goes "fucking charlatans, can't get a real job"
Bongo guy pauses, looks at the douchebag in line and just grins.
Bongo guy proceeds to beat out the drumbeat to Rick Astley's "never gonna give you up"

>>14560654
approved, mon

Didn't happen to me, but I thought I would post it anyway...

>> Grandparents driving down interstate.
>> SUDDENLY TURKEY BARRELS THROUGH WINDSHIELD
>>Grandparents tell me the turkey was flailing among the broken windshield glass as they had to pull over and call for help.
>>Grandparents get new car.

For the bridge leading to my house.
1 Fallen tree limbs
2-5 Drug dealer
6-10 Group of obnoxious teenagers
11-20 1d6 fishermen

>walking to parking lot back in highschool
>old man pulls up, asks me where the fields are
>I just kind of stand there and wait for him to realize the fields are literally right behind me
>man stares at me "Excuse me?? Hello are you going to answer my question"
>I just stand there and stare with one raised brow at the man
>old man points at me and stares me down and says "I know your face" and drives off
>have a good laugh to my car

>this thread
So awesome, and on top of that ended up on this channel that like somebody decided to just do crazy random encounter shit and film the resulting wtf?-faces.
http://www.youtube.com/user/JustForLaughsTV
Old man being kidnapped by small children in a van. The world has gone mad.

>Medieval festival, southern france, 1999
>Everyone wass half-drunk except for me, since I can't drink
>Wandering through the dark small streets of the village dressed as a franciscan monk, I needed to take a break from all the noise
>Walking under a lamplight
>Suddenly a young couple, severely drunk
>They began to run towards me shouting:
"Jesus! Jeeesus!"
>Long hair, short beard, monk-like outfit, night, with the lamplight some meters behind me creating some kind of back lighting
(ok, they're coming for me)
>They threw themselves down on their knees begging for absolution. The guy says:
"We sinned, jesus, we had sex, and will do it again, free us from evil!"
>Followed by the girl:
"Oh yes, we are obsessed by flesh! Deliver us from witchery?"
>I began to chuckle, removed my outfit, thus revealing a black outfit composed of a black Slayer T-shirt and black jeans.
"Why would you feel bad?"
>The guy began to shake, raised his finger and pointed it at me, shouting
"OH MY GOD, JESUS IS A THRASHER!"
>Their face when

Best souvenir ever.

>>14560600
reminds me of a scene from The Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSYiX1eb0aY

>Walking at night in city, heading for a gas station to get cigarettes
>Turn a corner
>See a guy running, all out, down the street I just got on and duck into a nearby alleyway
>Four other guys turn the same corner and run past that alleyway
>Almost get knocked over by them, but manage to get out of the way in time
>Get to the alley's opening, glance down it to see the guy poke his head out of a dumpster
>Guy starts giggling like a maniac and climbs out, brushing something unnameable off of a leather duster two sizes too big for him
>"This fucking city, hahaha...!"
>Hobbles down the alleyway

>have long, soft, curly brown hair
>walking alone at night
>van suddenly slows down beside me and the door swings open
>see a man standing unbuckled inside
>he sees I'm a man
>he pauses a second, calls me a faggot, and speeds off
>mfw I think I almost got kidnapped and raped

>>14558636

Hah. I'm 25 now mabye in a few years I should really start thinking about doing shit like this when I'm walking past the GW store in Dublin to younger players who are around. Keep the ball rollin, give the next generation some shit to post.

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>be about 15 or so, about a decade ago
>biking home from school, nice sunny day
>suddenly, hand on my shoulder
>adult man in his late thirties biking next to me
>weirdish grin on his face
>says "Do you know I've come to get you?"
>keeps on grinning
>overtakes me, leaving behind a startled and unsettled young me

Looked like a local by his peasant-ish garb, but I know most local farmers by sight, and he wasn't one of them.

I may or may not have met the physical shape of Death.

Encounter nº1
>5 PM
>Waiting for bus to get home
>dude aproaches
>'hey bro, do you know where can i find a sexshop around here?'
>i happen to know where a sexshop is
>'yeah, just walk one block in that direction, inside a small gallery you can find it'
>'thanks bro!'
>he goes away

Encounter nº2
>4 PM
>With a friend walking on the city dock
>a tourist with a heavy accent aproaches
>'excuse me, do you know where can i buy some erotic magazines?'
>my friend knows where he could buy them
>'yeah, just walk two block in that direction, you will find a kiosk where they sell porno mags'
>thank you bery much!
>he goes away

I have many more, but those two are related and funny.

>>14561026
hey newfag, here we use either sup/tg/ or easymodo

>>14561059
>titties
>giggle
Where are we, in a fucking kindergarten?

>>14561092

Hey newfag, we dont use such words as newfag.

Ohshi-.jpg

>>14561055
Your doubles confirm it. Depending on how long ago that was, however, you may have dodged fate or something.

>>14560808
Oh god the neighbors are starting make noise at me laughinh so hard.hhaaaaaaaaaa.
Grah. Had to calm down a bit before even attempting the captcha.

>This Saturday
>Walking back from friends' apartment with 3 bros, having done the final session of a long-running Pathfinder game.
>Pass a frat house hosting a blasting party.
>Suddenly, piss-drunk wiry musclechick leaps down the stairs, lands next to us, yells, "HEY YOU GUYS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU."
>Turns out that all of her rowing team friends left her alone at the party, so she wanted someone to escort her back. Since we're a bunch of nerdy neckbeards she probably latched onto us because we're nonthreatening.
>Spend the rest of the night trying to get drunk girl home, with her as the only navigator because we don't know where she lives.

All things considered, it was a lot more fun than just walking home, so I didn't mind staying up all night before a class day.

>Driving slowly to work at 4 am as I'm exausted and don't want to crash.
>Huge guy jogging down the street in a trenchcoat, pants, boots and helmet, each with metal plates sown on and carrying a honest to fucking god pike.
>Window was down so the cold air would keep me awake
>Guy turns his head to me and calls out as I pass.
>"Swords are for faggots."
>Slow down so we're going at roughly the same pace, think about it, and nod in agreement before driving off.
>See guy saluting with the Pike in the rearview mirror.

Dude has a point.

This one happened to a friend of mine:
>2 AM
>he finishes his turn in some fast food joint
>walking to take the bus, has to go across a park
>suddenly a guy jumps from behind a tree with a knife
>'gimme your money or i'll slash your shit'
>suddenly, my friends manages to take a look at his face, since he was uncovered
>notices he knows the guy, they went together to school
>he calls him by his name
>the burglar recognizes my friend
>'wow dude, sorry about trying to slash your shit'
>'it's ok bro. so are you running low on cash?'
>'yeah, hard times. do you have some spare change?'
>my friend gives him some money
>they say goodby and walk away

>>14561127
Is not the 'titties', is the completely normal way in which they asked.
Is like they saw me and thought 'I bet THIS guy knows where I can find a sex shop/porno mags.'

>>14561233
>didn't advise him to get a katana
Son, I am disappoint.

>>14561251
>Katanas are swords
>swords are for faggots
>dude has a pike
>obviously not a faggot
Keep up.

>>14561233
Absolutely true. Swords are for nobleborn pussies.

>>14561251
>katana
>worst sword in history of ever
GTFO

>>14561284
Let me put it in plainer terms: he would have easily been trolled.

>>14561303
Why would I troll a polearm user? That's like taking a shit on Mr Rogers.

>>14561233
>dude has a point
I see what you fucking did there

>>14561326
For being an insecure manchild who went for the longest weapon he could find to compensate for certain other shortcomings.

>>14561345
so did I. up close
*babum pch*

Thank you /tg for making this glorious thread. We are living in a really random and weird world.

One day, while going out to apply for some jobs, living in Vegas.
>Pull out of driveway, window's down cause it's a bit warm out.
>Sandwich in one hand cause I hadn't eaten yet and had to hurry
>Strange brown pitbull with no collar on comes up to vehicle
>Dog hops up and cranes neck into car and grabs sandwich in single motion
>Dog takes it across the street and puts it down in front of neighbor's cat
>Dog then rolls the fuck around in my goddamn sandwich

Later on that day
>Walking on the strip to apply for the job
>Get accosted by Hello Kitty princess
>Followed by a guy in a Buzz Lightyear costume
>Then a guy in a Woody costume
>And then out of nowhere, Spider-man
>All of them start dancing and hold out bags expecting money from the crowd and get some.
>Cross street
>A black guy painted gold, Michael Meyers with machete, and Jason Vorhees with a bloody chainsaw
>Taking photo ops for money

Times like this make me glad to live in a city like Vegas.

> Going on camping trip with friends
> drive into state forest where we booked for camping trip
> Enter forest, Sign says "Welcome to East Timor"
> Keep driving, whatever
> See Machine Gun nest which trains their gun on us the whole time
> Soldiers pop out and force us to stop, get out the car while they search it
> mfw

>>At work, leave for lunch.
>>No other cars on a normally busy 6 lane road.
>>As I pull out onto the road, suddenly, cars everywhere!
>>All doing 5mph.
>>Takes 45min to get to lunch place.
>>Get back late.
>>Tell boss what happened.
>>He just nods and says "Oh yah" and walks away.
>>wth man..

> Sitting on a bench by the Clyde, tis a river.
> Decide I shall have myself a smoke
> Suddenly a pair of drunkards.
> soberish one looks at me and asks for cig
>This is my last one but I don't want shit so I hand it over
>pair sit down beside me on the bench
> I smile and depart back to my college class
>sober man grabs my arm
> I prepare to my anus
> Guy thanks me and does some weird ass sleight of hand shit.
> Gives me like 2 quid for the cigarette.

Realized that Greenock is a fucking weirdly awesome place. The moment was ruined when the second drunk vomited and me and sober dude scattered.

> Just started Uni.
> First day of (introductory) classes, orientation lecture.
> The school is so and so big, blah, blah, blah.
> Projector goes out. Lecturer looks concerned, start fiddling with the computer, murmuring about how this is "supposed to be an IT school."
> Lights go out.
> Ominous latin chanting begins blaring out of loudspeakers.
> Four guys in suits, capes, sunglasses and odd hats walk in, each carrying a candle, slowly descending the stairs, gathering up in the middle of the aula.
> Talk with weird, high-pitched voices, in a crude mockery of upper-class snobbery. Tell us we suck and probably aren't even going to make it to becoming proper freshmen.
> Leave through backdoor.
> Spend next three weeks fucking with us.

Best time of my life. Pic related - it's my expression through pretty much the whole thing.

>>14558641
>>14558706


Fucking scary ass stories man.

>stop at gas station at like 12 am to get gas
>while pumping, a hobo walks by muttering to himself "The lord hates motherfuckers. The lord will smite motherfuckers" over and over again.
>Hobo sees me, asks "You! Are you a mother fucker?!"
>Answer "No sir, I am not."
>He replies "Good man, Jesus loves you" and walks off.
>Go inside to pick up some cigs
>see a pimp with a fat ho there, in front of me in line
>pimp orders a few things, between everything he orders ho says "I want a honeybun!" and gets warned every time to "shut up bitch"
>pimp has it after a few times and fucking elbows the ho
>out of nowhere "MOTHERFUCKER! I am the lord THY GOD!"
>hobo jumps pimp and beats him down
>screams as he punches the pimp about how the lord hates a motherfucker and the pimp is a motherfucker and that he's only beating down a motherfucker until the motherfucker realizes the error of his ways and repents
>Fight's still going on, hear clerk on the phone talking to cops saying "Yeah, Alan's at it again."
>Fuck this, I don't need nicotine from here right now. I walk out.

Someone archive this thread when it is over

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>>14561581
>>14561565
Why not just archive it on sup/tg/ right now?

>>14561552
Now is Alan the hobo or the pimp

>>14561552
confirmed for paladin

>Hanging at Starbucks because, at this time, my Internet is down and I want delicious coffee
>Burly guy dressed up as Link walks in with a someone in Stormtrooper armor and a dude dressed in gothicular fashion
>Stormtrooper is arguing with Goth about anime
>Link is just shaking his head, smiling sheepishly
>Close laptop and watch them order
>Follow them out, asking what's up with the clothes
>Anime convention of some sort is going on
>Link asks me if I'm going
>Tell him I didn't know about it until now
>Stormtrooper tells me I can get for free if I help set the area up
>My roommate's face when I show up four days later with a bag of stupid stuff after going out for coffee

>>pull up to a BK drivethrough late in the evening
>>inside there is a man with a gun pointed at cashier
>>Car behind me, can't reverse, car in front aswell
>>shakily make my order
>>pull up to window, handed food without paying
>>profit

>First semester at university
>Against my better judgment, head out for food on halloween night
>dress code for guys is apparently 'Street clothes and bad walmart masks
>dress code for girls is apparently 'X profession/creature/stereotype only slutty"
>Vomit everywhere
>People walking in the street because there's no traffic and the sidewalks are covered in vomit
>Walking around confused, looking for a food place that isn't a bar
>Hear screaming
>Look down the street
>Entire campus LARP group in full regalia is yelling and running in formation down the road
>Everyone else is screaming and running
>LARP group reaches the Panera I was heading for
>Goes inside
>Follow
>Have an hour-long discussion of how there's no D&D groups in town with a guy wearing full-on Uruk-Hai-ish makeup and another in aluminum platemail

mfw

>>14561618

Did you phone the police?

>Walking to a mates house with friends
>Random dude in car shouts hadoken out the window and makes the arm motion as well
>No Street Fighter stuff on any of us.
>Thought they were more guys going round friends
>mfw the car went straight past the house and I realised the guys in the car were random nerds we didn't know.

>Visit Montenegro
>Ten Serbs surround us in a bar the day I'm going home
>One places a flute glass six inches tall full of this yellow hooch on the table
>"Drink this." he says
>Montenegrin friend starts looking worried
>"What is it?"
>"You drink, American. You drink."
>I'm still having trouble rationalizing why these guys speak English, Montenegrin friend cautions me not to drink it, because it's hot.
>I feel it. I've taken pisses hotter than that, figured I wouldn't burn myself, so I slam it.
>Return to senses twelve hours later in my hotel bathroom without clothes. My wallet has like 30 signatures on it, but everything is still there.

This exact thing happened to my brother in Croatia. Apparently they like to give foreigners over fermented apricot hooch or something as a joke. Balkan thing, I guess.

>Walking to friend's house
>Have my backpack on me, which I never take stuff out of
>See cop car and can't remember if I took my machete out of it
>It's past midnight, I'm a teenage male and possibly carrying a large knife
>Police do stop and search in my area
>Duck behind fence and watch car pass from the shadows
>Feel like a ninja

>out at like 3am (before I was of age, and there's a curfew in my town for people under 18)
>randomly encounter cops

>>14561725
Pics of the wallet? This sounds awesome.

Rakija, you can warm it to make it more potent. It's plum brandy and usually homemade, (its a cultural thing). It will fuck you up and heal all of your wounds while doing it.

>>14561725
>>14561725

It didn't link it for some reason.

>>14561802

>>14561801
I left the wallet with my mother, where she promptly buried it in the over 9000 metric fucktons of memorabilia we have from our jaunts around the world. I'll dig it out someday.

>>14561601

Fuck if I know, I assume it's the hobo

>>14561763
shit, you live in north korea or something?

I have a feeling I am a random encounter more often than I see them.
>walk through town in bathrobe and nothing else
>walk around draped in beads
>walk through town with nerd friends, all bearing swords, some in trench coats, one wearing pauldrons
>ride to friend's house with redneck friends, go through town where fucking nobody owns horses

And my brother I know wore just a trash bag, belted with caution tape once.

>>14561802
Sure healed my alcoholism. I never want to see a shot glass again.

>>14558954
Oh my sweet lord I've seen this guy.

>Riding home with a group of my (all-male) friends
>I am also male
>Early 90s Mustang, green, with 5 people, 3 of them very fat
>We have a rule that only the driver can touch the radio unless he gives the OK for the front passenger
>This comes on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHePAqR_4I
>We all know the lyrics
>We're all singing the lyrics
>Loudly, with the top down at 1 AM at a red light
>Same model Mustang, but colored blue, with 5 girls comes up to the red light
>This is playing on their radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urnUBiwmVR4
>They are all singing the words to it
>The ten of us look at each other
>Light turn greens
>"Hey!" the biggest passenger(400+lbs) yell "Y'all wanna grab something to eat?"
>One of the girls responds "Okay, lead the way"
>We go to Waffle House because it's the only thing open
>Hookups ensued

>>14561866

Why are your friends so fucking fat? Jesus Christ.

>>14561896
Typical gamers? Fuck if I know. The next lowest was 220 for what its worth.

>Riding on an Amtrak train
>Go down to the little snack bar thing below the viewing car
>Get in line behind a preteen girl and her mother
>There's a creepy old bearded man sitting in a booth rolling a joint underneath the table
>He's sitting with a group of boy scouts in full dress uniform
>He points to the preteen girl's chest and exclaims "HO HO HOOOO, WOULD'YA LOOK AT THE POTATOES ON THAT ONE!"

>go to hentai amv's at Anime Boston, mainly for shits and laughs
>65+ year old man sits next to me
>wearing an "I <3 Yuri" t-shirt
>smells like death
>constantly feels the urge to nudge me and comment about everything
>starts asking me if i'd hit that and points to the screen

Worst/funniest/most disturbing hour I've every had to experience.

>>14561838
Are you The Dude?

Fat people are bros. Or grim as fuck, but nobody is friends with them.

>>14559103
>mfw swedish military doesn't like Moomins
Why would you not love that shit?

I live in Lincoln Park, and there's this old guy with long, white hair that is a wandering encounter. He seems to go by "Man of the Earth." He yells things. Religious things, but not any one religion. Some Judeo-Christian stuff, some Hindu, some Gaiaism-type things.

>waiting for train
>Man of the Earth is present
>everyone else is huddled as far away from him as possible
>MotE stairs blankly
>"AND LO, THE LORD SAID 'LET THERE BE LIGHT AND KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE AND TROPICANA ORANGE JUICE, AND IT WAS GOOD."

>Going to Ross with my girlfriend
>Park across from some nice car
>Go Inside
>As We leave, hear cashier there mention to herself "is that Him?"
>Walk to Car
>Guy parked across from us gets arrested for Grand Theft Auto.
>DAMN NIGGA!

>>14561957
We fucking love our Moomins. But it's still effective as a derogatory term for Finns.

Finns are a peculiar people.

sort of qualify:
>a friend and his family is visiting england
>father reserve spot at a fishing pond/resturant
>the guy misunderstands the name "nordbotten" as "lord Button"
>gets free tea and are treated pretty well.

also:
>another friend is in taiwan
>misunderstanding with hotel manager
>everyone thinks they are mafia
>gets treated well

>>14562002
When we got on the train I made a point of getting on the same car as him. He informed a couple that was sitting together that they were going to hell with snakes and broken glass.

>walking down the street
>random guy is walking towards me, staring at me
>as we pass each other, he say in a hushed tone
>"Be careful, out here"
>turn my head back to look at him thinking "WUT?"
>I then proceeded to walk into a street lamp
mfw

>>14562002
>mfw he is a new and yet disregarded prophet and his religion will reform Earth in a century.

>>14562008
Quite so, Stilll dont remember half of the weekend after the drill. Fins can drink. Finnish girls are awesome, Finnish soldiers+Norwegian soldiers hitting the town.. = Waking up in a bed with two finnish girls, a finnish soldier, and seven empty vodca bottles.. I still dont know his or their names.. Yes..

>>14559293
Don't mind me, just marking my place for later.

Awesome thread /tg/.

>>14561946
Could be. I don't know that moniker.

>>14561838
Jesus, what the fuck, why did you do that shit?

>on the mean streets of London, taking a couple of photos because it's a nice day
>skinny white guy in baseball cap and tracksuit swaggers over gangsta style
>'You didn't take any pictures of me didya?'
>'Uh, no'
>'Good'
>swaggers off gangsta style

>>14562093
Dude.

>>14559861
One of the many reasons I want a Stormtrooper suit, you can do so much random shit with one of those and nobody will ever know it's you.

>sit down to lunch at convention
>dressed in a 40k Imperial Priest outfit, complete with Chainsword
>idly eat pizza while I flip through the program
>Gendo walks by, "Death to the False Emperor!"
>jump out of my chair and flip it over, grabbing my weapon, scream out "DIE HERETIC!" with a mouthful of pizza
>have epic battle with Gendo using his cane
>crowd forms in a small ring, cheering
>security shows up, confiscates our respective weapons and gives us a warning
>they all get booed
>share some pizza and a brofist with Gendo

>>14559600
>She bought lots of open metal rings at a FLGS
What
Just buy wire.
You can coil it into rings around a metal dowel in a drill (or whatever, it doesn't matter how) and clip it with wire cutters and you'll have open metal rings just like that.

>>14562268

Fencing wire isn't as sturdy as 6mm or 8mm rings, is it?

If it is, then that's what I'm doing.

>>14559641
lol awsmest nygs eva

>sometime when I was young, between 6 to 8
>family is visiting grandparents at their beach trailer
>it's late at night, just got back from fishing with my granddad
>we're gathered around the t.v., eatting dinner, being family
>a women walks into the trailer, walks past the t.v. and into my grandparents bedroom
>no one notices her but me

Upon closer inspection, she turned out to be a drunk townie who thought the trailer was hers. What really scared the shit out of me was that no one believed me when she had clearly walked past us all! I honestly thought I saw a ghost.

>>14562268
Apparently the rings were cheap as fuck. Or maybe she did it the way you described it and I just don't remember correctly.
The wire she uses is also rather thick, so making the rings out of wire would probably need a lot of time and effort.

>walking down hallway at school
>some kid with the nose/mustache/glasses thing and a hat is walking towards me
>no one else in the hall
>stops in front of me and looks me in the eyes
>"Have you come to terms with your mortality?"
>he walks away
>later I find out he stole a huge dictionary from the library

>>14562103
Well uh
>walk through town in bathrobe and nothing else
Didn't feel like getting dressed this morning.
>walk around draped in beads
I had a ton of beads and I was going to use them for an art thing. Wearing them was the easiest method of transport.
>walk through town with nerd friends, all bearing swords, some in trench coats, one wearing pauldrons
We were going to fuck around and swordfight.
>ride to friend's house with redneck friends, go through town where fucking nobody owns horses
One guy was all worried about getting drunk driving charges.

This happened a couple of years ago:
> Heading back to city after visiting family
> Didn't have a license at the time so my auntie is driving me
> Ditch get's a little steep; on top of that a fog has rolled in, and we're coming up to a curve so we slow down to 50 or so
> See dead dear on the road
> Like the good samaritan I am I proceed to throw it off to the side
> Now when I said the ditch was a bit steep I really meant it. It goes down for about 30-40 feet at a 30 degree angle
> Fogs so thick I don't even see it hit the ground
> When I get back to the car Auntie is hysterical
> Starts talking about ghosts, said they were watching me
> Think nothing of it
> After a while on a road we turn on the radio
> They start talking about this Lady who swerved off the road earlier that morning, in the exact same place we just passed
> Mfw ghost
> Mfw when they get the Lady on the phone
> Mfw when she starts bitching about some assholes who threw a dead deer at her and having to climb back up
> Mfw when I'm that asshole

>>14559773
>There also was that one guy who also threw half a car
Why was there half a car laying around?

>>14562363
Oh and I've also gone around with my face painted like a skull, in a black suit, black cape, and black sombrero (but white tie) because I was dressed up for a thing I was doing for some kids. And I've gone around painted all green in a cape too, because that was my makeup for a play.

A more recent encounter, last year, which was really not cool.

>take to walking/jogging in the darker hours (11 pm to 5 am) when I can't sleep or just want to get out of the dorms
>do circuits around my campus
>some girl also out jogging
>i'm wearing all black or camo, as that's what I had for sweatshirts and clean pants
>unintentionally keep a sketchy pace behind her
>campus police car rolls up from behind, shines a light on me and tells me to stop
>mfw I didn't check my emails that night and apparently a warning was sent out for a 6' male stalking girls on campus, described to be in a black hooded sweatshirt and camo pants

To this day I never jog on campus at night in inconspicuous clothing.

>>14561941
I saw a one-legged guy ina wheelchair that was probably about 80 perusing the hentai DVDs at Anime Boston a few years ago. He was giving tips about good ones to watch to anyone who walked by.

>mention otibud
Oh, and Captcha wants me to tell you guys about otibud

>>14560004

Rat... HUNTING? So he encountered these fucks while he had a gun in his hand? DO TELL.

>>14561735
>Police do stop and search in my area

Nice blatant violation of civil rights there

>>14562417
>To this day I never jog on campus at night in inconspicuous clothing.
That must be a huge change in your lifestyle.

>>14562479
AB '09? That's where I saw this creepy fucker.

I was the dude walking around in the robe, goggles and chainsword. If you heard a really loud scream on Saturday or Sunday, on the top floor, near the escalator, that was cause some female tyrannid player tackled, hugged and bit me for my costume.

So naturally that whole few hours that they hung around with me, I hit on her, completely ignoring her necron-playing boyfriend. Because fuck 'crons.

not my encounter, but my Fathers
>he's a Janitor
>Cleaning a post office
>old lady comes in yelling at him that there is a old hobo with no arms and no legs chasing her in a wheel chair
>Father calls cops in hopes that it will settle her down
>cops arrive
>she runs away screaming with the cops in hot pursute
>tells me the story when he gets home
>shot coke out my nose

>>14562509
Nah, this was probably in '05 or '06. Last year was the first AB I've ever missed, looking forward to this year.

One year I was the random encounter at AB in FOE form.

>>14562499
Considering most of my clothing is all dark colors, yes. I actually force myself to take one of the few bright colored shirts I own, and pull it over my sweatshirts or at least tie it around my neck like a derpy cape.

It may look retarded, but at least I won't look like a rapist.

>>14562558
start jogging in superhero costumes
because fuck the police

I have quite a few random encounters but most of them are from Japan when visiting the city; but it's usually passed off since it's usually just cosplayers or something similar. (Cosplayers are not as a common as it sounds unless in Ikebukuro or similar.)

> Get on Shinkansen train from Aomori to Tokyo
> Notice a bunch of people dressed up like bosozoku cheering, dancing, and laughing.
> Disregard it, maybe some sort of cosplay convention is nearby or some sort of fake yankee/Boso meet.
> As soon as the door close everyone sits down immediately and it becomes instantly quiet.
> they stare each other for a good 15 minutes of the train ride making soundeffects. jiii jiii jiii (the sound of staring), zawa zawa zawa (the sound of uneasyness) and so on. (made weirder since these trains are setup like airplanes so they look over seats to infront and behind them to stare at them.
> Suddenly reach the first stop and everyone gets up and starts screaming and cheering for a good 2 minutes before the door closes again
> They do this 3 times the entire way there. People come in between stops equally confused.
> Get off at Nagoya noticing they're still cheering.
> While walking up platform I notice the train pass by, everyone still staring at eachother.

>>14562609
Don't have any superhero outfits.

I do have a Revan costume, though.

No one would expect an ancient Sith Lord out for a morning jog to be a rapist.

>>14562558
Get a sense of style bro.

You almost come off like a derpy emo guy or something.

>>14562651
THATS YOU?!? OUT THERE?!?! FUCK YES!

>>14562651
Going by much of the fluff... yes. So many sith lords are Chaotic Retarded.

>>14562651
think about it! each jog could be a new costume!
and who the fuck is gonna rape anyone on a road regulary patrolled by batman, spiderman, a angry scotsman, revan, a guy dressed in nothing but several underpants and deadpool!?

>>14562653
Eh, I just happen to like shirts with graphics, that all happen to be black. And it's just by chance that out of the 6 to 8 sweatshirts I wear from day to day, I have 3 that are not black, or close to it. I had others that were other colors, but they're too small now. Or worn out as fuck to the point of being unwearable.

>>14562677
Revan had his shit together, though. Most of the others were all herp derp retarded.

>>14562666
UMD Student?

>>14562696
Having taken a psychiatric leave to sort my shit out after cracking under pressure, that might not be the -best- course of action.

>work as a cashier
>man comes and asks to make a call
>give him the phone
>man screams at the other guy for 10 mins
>"I'll sue your ass" and "I'll beat your face" everywhere
what leads someone to use the phone of a convenience store to settle personal issues?

I had a real life NPC confrontation, dialog tree and everything.
>driving with a friend
>stop in a parking lot, go inside for drinks
>come back, car won't start
>pop the hood, belt had gone bad
>the gas station is located in Nowhere, NC, with only the shop owner to keep us company
>pick-up truck pulls up
>guy gets out dressed in full denim -jacket, jeans- had a cowboy hat, and a big mustache, like the guy in The Big Lebowski (pic related)
>asked if we needed help
>looks in the hood, fixes our car
>all the while he talks about being from Montana on vacation to see some people, asked us for directions and some questions that might have pertained to alignment factoring for later quests
>says we don't owe him anything, gets in his truck after he gases up and leaves, never to see him again

I tell you what, that random encounter was incredibly nice and convenient.

>>14562805
Speaking of Cashiers

>work at Stop and Shop as a 16 year old cashier
>3 weeks into the job
>customer has a bunch of stuff, and I ring it all up
>hands me a bunch of coupons
>half of them Shaws, Price Chopper, etc etc, not S&S coupons
>"Sorry, I can't accept these." and hand the half of the coupons back
>customer gets annoyed, asks for the manager
>flip my sign
>manager comes up
>"What's the issue, sir?"
>"Your cashier is telling me my coupons aren't good here."
>proceeds to berate me and call me a racist
>manager looks pissed at me until he sees the customer is trying to give me coupons for other stores
>customer gets more pissed when he's told "This is Stop and Shop. We don't honor your other coupons."
>leaves over $250 of groceries on my lane
>our face when

>>14562482
They probably don't have civil rights in his country.

>>14562745
It'll be fine. If nothing else, it'll prove you needed the leave.

>>14562855
That's how folks from Montana are.

Alright, here's two from my neck of the woods.

12 years old or so
>>Eating breakfast with Dad at local breakfast place
>>Starts laughing hysterically
>>Tells me to "Look out the window"
>>400+lb bald man outside wearing a pink tutu and toting matching purse
>>The mental scars

Few years later, 15 years old or so
>>Catching ride with Dad to summer job
>>Me reading some novel or something
>>Starts laughing hysterically
>>Tells me to "Look out the window"
>>Hunched over incredibly old dude. Dressed all in black. Looks like Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein...with cane to match

pic related. My face when both times

let me give this a shot
>walking home from a college class i am taking
>on the way there get stopped by a dirty what appeared to be homeless man with smoke in hand and bad teeth
>he tells me all the usual stuff about loving god and family and how drugs will ruin you life
>he finishes with "and that is why you don't smoke pot but if you do only do it once a month"
>this was all in spanish

>>14558968
>>14559103
>>14559133
You guys always have the best stories.

>>14563381
another time
>appling for a mcjob because you can never have enough MUNAY
>waiting in line to turn in said application
>when in line see a middle aged asian man being jittery as all hell in place
>said asian man taps me on the shoulder and asks in perfect english in a clear and understandle accent what the word "functions" means
>turn into an english instucter while waiting in line
>the man now knows what "functions" means and gets called up to order
>get called up and turn in application
>i dont think anyone notices what i did so it is not going to help me
this was saturday

Was in Philly about a month ago

>chillen and touring the historic district and old city with my bros
>a pack of like 20 people are rolling down the street
>on segways
>dressed in matching grey sweatsuits with white helmets
>they pretend nothing is wrong

we partied that night, got wasted wound up back in our hotel

>wake up around 11am
>throw open curtains in drunken / hungover stupor
>look down onto street
>see that same pack rolling by

>mfw both times

>>14563234
yeah we are.

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