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!IMYfe1j54Y 04/09/11(Sat)16:15 No.14535215>>14531791
Walker turned to face the O'Reilly, and, shaking his fist towards it's general direction, yelled his retort, while still connected to the Algorhymes with the stereos.
"SUCK IT KING! IT'S CALLED AN EXERCISE IN INTER-SPECIES ACTIVITIES, DICK-WAD! YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT THE MAKS AND THE BLACK FLAG? LANDER'S BLOOD, I FUCKIN' CALLED THE BLACK FLAG, FLY-BOY!"
"LANDER'S BLOOD, IS THAT HOW PEOPLE SEE ME? AS SOME FRIGGIN' MIRACLE WORKER? 'WALKER, THERE'S A HORDE OF XENOFORMS COMING AT US, GET YOUR ASS TO THE BRIDGE TO HELP US! WALKER, THERE'S A GROUP OF PIRATES LOOTING OUR SUPPLY LINES, GET OVER HERE TO FIX THE PROBLEM! WALKER, I'VE GOT A BOO-BOO, WOULD YOU COME OVER HERE TO KISS IT AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER?' LANDER'S FUCKING BLOOD, IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT, AIN'T IT?"
"FUCKING HELL, I'VE SPENT THE LAST TWO WEEKS RUNNING AROUND TITAN TRYING TO PREPARE FOR THE MAKARIAN FLEET WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY CREATING A FUCKIN' TIME PARADOX! AND WHEN I FINALLY MANAGE TO GET BACK TO A POINT IN TIME WHEN I'M SAFE FROM THAT, I COME BACK ONLY TO GET BITCHED AT! NO, 'HOLY SHIT WALKER, YOU'RE ALIVE!' OR 'HEY, IT'S WALKER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?' OR EVEN 'I'M SENDING A PELICAN TO PICK YOU UP, SINCE IT'S COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE TO EXPECT YOU TO SPROUT WINGS AND FLY TO THE LUCKY O'REILLY ON YOUR OWN'!"
"AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN CURIOUS ABOUT THE FUCKING ROBOTS I'VE BROUGHT BACK! FUCKING HELL, WAR, WAR, WAR, THAT'S ALL ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN THESE DAYS."
Walker sat down on Sunshine, finally disconnecting himself from the Algorhymes, waving the force forward towards the Lucky O'Reilly.
"Bloody hell, cutting me some slack every once in a while would be impossible, friggin'..." he grumbled angrily. |