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    1.63 MB Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:12 No.14440223  
    Gentlemen. Today, I give to you a grand gift. Dungeons The Dragoning. It is a mighty system that allows the creation of grand heroes, from Ork Werewolf Fighters of Khorne to Dark Eldarin Promethean Paladins of The Raven Queen to Human Paragon Guardsmen of Sigmar.


    You will MARVEL at my role playing system!
    >> Omegon 04/01/11(Fri)11:13 No.14440228
    I'm leery of this...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:14 No.14440231
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    For ten thousand years, the Lady of Pain has silently ruled the city of Sigil, master of the hub of the Portal network despite the petty wars of the gods. The city of Sigil is the largest metropolis in the Astral Sea, untold millions making sacrifices to sustain it and ensure the continued survival of their people in the face of a hostile multiverse. From hundreds of Crystal Spheres, teeming with the Clueless and monsters, refugees and opressors alike come to find their place in a larger galaxy, to find treasure fame and fortune amongst the planes. Beset on all sides by foes of such malice it would sear a man's soul to know but a fraction of their blasphemies, only the strongest and most ruthless survive. Foes from within and without seek to overthrow the Lady's rule, throwing themselves on the Throne of Blades in vain efforts to destroy in a moment the eons of her rule. The Great Devourer comes from the Far Realm beyond the Astral Sea, driven to consume all before it and Ork savages surge from their barbaric empires to pillage and slaughter. The vengeful Eldarin cite prophetic visions as they raid and destroy even their own cousins, and an ancient evil arises from tombs sealed at the dawn of creation.

    In the grim darkness of the great wheel, there is only war.
    >> Ted 04/01/11(Fri)11:15 No.14440232
    rolled 48, 77 = 125

    I'm even afraid to look.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:16 No.14440236
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    Oh it is real, I assure you. And you will TREMBLE before its power!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:20 No.14440252
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:20 No.14440255
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:20 No.14440258
    >implying I will believe anything today
    >implying it's not incredibly horrible porn that will scar my psyche for eternity
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:22 No.14440265
    Eh why not? Let's see what's inside
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:22 No.14440266
    good god, can anything else be added to this? wait, does it have cybernetics?
    Dungeons the Dragoning 40,000 2021 7th edition.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:22 No.14440267
    Heya /tg/. One of the games playtesters chiming in.

    It works.

    My PC was a Tau Promethean Scholar, wielding a wraithbone pulse rifle and with a skeleton made of darksteel. It is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:22 No.14440268
    A link eh? On April 1st?

    Bracing for furry porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:22 No.14440270
    I'm so fucking scared of the idea, but I'm so fucking downloading the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:23 No.14440275
    What other day could a system like this be released? No, it is real. I will offer any proof you ask for.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:24 No.14440278
    It has both cybernetics AND prometheans, which function much like Exalted Alchemicals.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:24 No.14440280
    >implying it's not just FATAL
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:24 No.14440281
    I'm astounded a bit, it really is NOT furry porn (or anything furry-related, or anything not announced by the title)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:27 No.14440290
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    I decided to deliver a proof. Introduction, page 7 (or the 8th in the pdf)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:30 No.14440301
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    >mfw it's real
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:33 No.14440312
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    >mfw it's real
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)11:34 No.14440315
    Might as well start namefagging.

    I'm prepared to answer any questions people have about DtD - though not about my sanity, since I clearly have none left.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:35 No.14440325
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    This. Is. Glorious.

    Hail to you, OP. I tremble before the splendor of that which you have wrought.
    >> Necrobrotent 04/01/11(Fri)11:37 No.14440330

    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:38 No.14440337

    This is GLORIOUS LawfulNice. Thank you. I am bringing this to my playing circle right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:38 No.14440338
    I am still hesitant to download, I am pretty sure all the "it's real" posts are made by either op or trolls
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:39 No.14440340

    Is it...
    Is it playable?
    >> Black Mesa Janitor 04/01/11(Fri)11:39 No.14440346
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    This is awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:40 No.14440350
    Okay guys, I'm gonna open it

    Wish me luck
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:41 No.14440360
    No trolls. Seriously. It's safe. And awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:41 No.14440361
    This thread should be stickied, forever.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)11:42 No.14440365
    Of course. It's a fairly simple system, but a complete one.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:42 No.14440371
    If it's that good, can we get it up on /rs/?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:43 No.14440376
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:43 No.14440377

    Yeah, it's furry porn.

    Can't say I was surprised.
    >> Necrobrotent 04/01/11(Fri)11:43 No.14440379

    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)11:44 No.14440386
    Give me a few minutes and I'll do up a rapidshare if you like. I usually just use mediafire because of more parallel downloads.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:45 No.14440388
    I really want to play a Ork Atlantean Paladin.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:45 No.14440393
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    >mfw someone invested a fuckton of work in it.
    Hail to you, OP. Hail to you and all the in-jokes. I'm just afraid I don't get all of them because I never actually played WoD, only read some rulebooks.
    >> deleted 04/01/11(Fri)11:46 No.14440396
    I think I could actually run a decent game with this....
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:46 No.14440397
    my god

    it's RIFTS, 2nd edition
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:48 No.14440412

    There is only one thing I'd like to see in this.

    Bookmarks for the different chapters.

    That is all.

    It would be perfect then.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)11:49 No.14440419

    There's a rapidshare for anyone who prefers that.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:49 No.14440424
    It's furry porn, op is samefagging
    >> noko Mr. Writefag !!qK1YI/8RtHe 04/01/11(Fri)11:51 No.14440437
    The fuck? It's real.


    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:51 No.14440438

    Oh look, the fun police!

    This book is seriously hilarious OP. Just got one of my players with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:51 No.14440439
    OP is glorious.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:52 No.14440441

    I was actually thinking that when I went to download it.

    While it was downloading, I realised that the best April Fools joke for 4chan, would be to post something of quality, instead of what would be expected to be furry porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:52 No.14440442
    I'm looking through it right now, it's hilariously weird
    >> Ampris !KjWvqGacww 04/01/11(Fri)11:54 No.14440452

    Playtester here.

    Not furry porn good sir, but a GLORIOUS game. I would guess that you didn't even open the file :)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)11:55 No.14440458

    I have no face for this.
    >> Ampris !KjWvqGacww 04/01/11(Fri)11:55 No.14440461

    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)11:57 No.14440472
    Thanks to everyone who's liking it so far! I'm just waiting for lawyer alarms to go off as the legal teams of every media company in the world sense a great disturbance in the force.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:01 No.14440503
    2 mins until mine downloads. Will post honest results.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:01 No.14440504

    Can't happen unless you try and publish it. This is a work of parody, as it states. You're completely safe.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:02 No.14440506
    lol the first paragraph of the introduction describes my GM perfectly! good job op
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:03 No.14440513
    >lawyers are now jedi
    >dark side of the law
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/01/11(Fri)12:04 No.14440523
    This is hilarious and why is this not stickied?
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)12:05 No.14440526
    Oh, I know. But the image of them just sensing this mass of tangled copyright from afar, typing up subpoenas without knowing why or even who they're for...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:07 No.14440535
    what's page 39 about?
    figured they were clowns from SS13 at first but the last paragraph doesn't quite fit...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:07 No.14440539

    Honestly, I'm surprised WotC didn't do it first.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:08 No.14440546
    Its real, holy shit its fucking real.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:10 No.14440555
    savaged dungeons&dragons40k. Sounds fun, i'll try it for a one shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:10 No.14440556
    mods please sticky this it's everything /tg/ should want to be
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)12:11 No.14440567
    That one's kind of an in-joke. It refers to an infamous AdEva game.

    Also, if anyone wants to IRCs, I've got a room on the rizon server in #dtdchat
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:13 No.14440580
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:13 No.14440582
    Both Paladins and Clerics need Weaponry, not Balistics. Thi irks me.

    How am I going to play My Eladrin Vampire Battle Sister of Corellon?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:15 No.14440602
    I can hear the lawyers. the lawyers are screaming... ahhh. their sweet delicious tears.... mmmmm

    OP, you and your group are the greatest among us mortals. I have no words to congratulate you for this marvelous work.

    I can only stare in admiration. This one piece of work could wake the God Emperor of Mankind himself from his eternal slumber.

    Rock on.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)12:16 No.14440611
    Yeah. I'm hearing that a bit. I might give Paladins some extra ballistic flexibility in the next release. Until then, there's always the option of multiclassing.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:17 No.14440621
    And in an honest moment of shock, this is in fact quite interesting. Would definitely love to give this game a whirl.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:18 No.14440628
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    It is real, dear lord.
    >> Magus O'Grady 04/01/11(Fri)12:23 No.14440665
    >Ork Werewolf Fighters of Khorne to Dark Eldarin Promethean Paladins of The Raven Queen to Human Paragon Guardsmen of Sigmar.

    So..... it's rifts? Sweet. Ogre Megajuicer, here I come.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:23 No.14440669
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    Now is about the right time to point out that this pdf is, in fact, a memetic kill agent.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:25 No.14440684
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    Hah. Hahah. AHAHAH! GENIUS!

    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:26 No.14440699
    well it would explain all those computers breaking down whenever the work in progress was stored on it, and that tester... WecKers? After he went silent I heard from some friends he walked in front of a train or something. Haven't actually touched the doc myself so I can't really verify this.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)12:27 No.14440702
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    That might not necessarily be true. I mean, YES, the two people that I asked to proofread it vanished under mysterious circumstances and have never been seen from again, but that is probably unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:28 No.14440712
    The hell is a memetic kill agent..
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:30 No.14440724
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)12:32 No.14440741
    what the fuck, OP. This shit is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)16:37 No.14440787
    OP, you win at everything forever.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)16:39 No.14440809
    Oho? Posting is back up! Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)16:51 No.14440884
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    the end day are upon us.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)16:58 No.14440923
    I don't know whether to be happy or disgusted by this. But as a GM I can say this:
    >This will never see the light of day nor my players' ears, though I am tempted to stat it into my Dark Heresy game as one of the proscribed holy texts of a long dead cult called the Minmaxers. Reading it will give a player +3 in any stat of their choice, but at the price of +3 to insanity and corruption.

    Thank you/burn in hell, OP. I love/hate you for this boon/bane.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:04 No.14440971
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    Weirdly enough, OP is NOT a faggot.

    Congratulations, LawfulNice!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:04 No.14440975
    >Forgotten World with a capital F

    Why is Forgotten World capitalized? A forgotten world is made every time an administratum adept has a hangover at work.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:08 No.14440999
    I saw the posts saying furry porn while I was mid download and though oh jeez I've been had.
    Opened it anyway and Lo! It is actually the Roleplaying game.
    Looks awesome OP
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:09 No.14441009
    same here
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:10 No.14441015
    Or maybe you're just saying that to trick us into thinking it isn't furry porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:10 No.14441016
    Wait is this actually playable?

    jesus christ what have you done
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:12 No.14441024

    It's not only playable, it looks pretty damn good too.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:14 No.14441037
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    Only thing missing's the Touhous. Where's my bullet hell OP?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:15 No.14441040
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    Elven Vampire confirmed for playable race
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:16 No.14441048
    OP, I feel the urge the throw money at you.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:18 No.14441065
    This was conceived as a cruel joke too awful to be true. It somehow became not only playable, but genuinely good.

    It is nothing short of terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:18 No.14441066
    This is beyond words, OP. You are an Adonis among men.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:18 No.14441074
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    Oh wait, it's just an Elf dressed in Guard armor.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:19 No.14441076
    >Commandar Shepard Human
    >Scanty and Kneesocks Tieflings

    >> dice2 04/01/11(Fri)17:20 No.14441082
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    Holy shit. OP, this is basically "song of the sorcelator" expanded to 314 pages of crazy hybrid fluff and rules.

    I haven't read it all yet, but I hope you've made liberal use of the term "Transgenre Gaming" to describe it. Raven c.s. McCracken would be proud.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:22 No.14441098
    Alright who's going to run this?

    I want to be decimated by flumphs and flail snails while being a tiefling guardsman tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:25 No.14441114

    Campaign? Sure, but I think all of /tg/ must partake in this glory. Gentlemen, I propose a quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:27 No.14441127
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:27 No.14441132
    >mfw 314 page RPG.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:29 No.14441145
    This looks fucking awesome. It's real
    Now to convince someone in my group to run it - I haven't DM/GM'd anything myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:29 No.14441152
    >Whenever you roll a 10 on a die, that
    die explodes.

    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)17:32 No.14441171
    rolled 92 = 92

    I read, and I obey...this is astounding...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:33 No.14441182
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    >white wizard workshop
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:41 No.14441240

    Good fucking lord, OP. Good fucking lord. You're like a likeable Siemdieba.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)17:43 No.14441260
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    Only the BEST gaming company.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:44 No.14441263
    Wow......I can't......just wow.....
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:47 No.14441277
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    What have you done?
    I'm reading this and...I can't even...
    They were right, it is RIFTS 2.0
    And you know what?
    I liked RIFTS.
    >> Alpharius 04/01/11(Fri)17:49 No.14441301
    Why. Why was this made.

    And why is it so good.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:51 No.14441316
    I'm scared how good this is. I'm actually tempted to go to my campus print shop and make them bind this into actual book format because I want this on my shelf.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:52 No.14441329
    This game is what if we took rifts and made it playable
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:52 No.14441330
    This is some abominatable mash up of like 5 different RPG's from what I could tell, and the fluff pages were shamelessly stolen from random films.

    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:53 No.14441335
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    I quote "The rules in this book deliver on every
    level. Your character will radiate power like
    none other. We're pouring so much badass
    into this book that if you bump it too hard, Vin
    Diesel will fall out of solution."

    This is truth. And this book is awesome. I expected Touhou futa or dragonborn tits or something horrible. Instead, delicious game mashup is FUCKING DELICIOUS.

    You will download this, Anon. You will do this, and you will spread it's fa/tg/uy love across the Internets. Many Internets to LawfulNice for this good work.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)17:53 No.14441336
    Truthfully? I made it on a dare.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:53 No.14441339
    This is so full of references it probably is the lynchpin of existence. If you removed it, everything else would fall apart, because this is where it all meets, and sticks together.

    Well, as far as neckbeard hobbies go, either way.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)17:57 No.14441368
    my god, it`s full of stars.............and it`s beautiful.

    it`s the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, in rpg form.
    >> PointMan !!BgRg0N7u2hU 04/01/11(Fri)17:58 No.14441375
    Just saw the necron modrons.


    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:00 No.14441390
    >"Pardon me, good travellers... I don't mean to interrupt, but I am Gregory, the elder of this village.
    You look familiar, and I just wanted to ask if you are, by any chance, the renowned sorceress Mistress
    >"As a matter of fact~ Did the outfit give you a clue?"
    Sure sounds like Touhou to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:00 No.14441392
    I downloaded this with deep reservations, what I found was....unlike anything I had seen before, this is magnificent! A shining beacon of hope and happiness in a world sodden with darkness and despair. You sir are a scholar, a gentleman and a hero.....and i salute you
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:06 No.14441440
    >> Snapper Carr 04/01/11(Fri)18:06 No.14441448
    Who... Who made this.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:08 No.14441456

    Though he may have enlisted the help of dark powers, for this could not have been wrought safely through the hands of mortals, lest their frame be wracked with energy beyond human comprehension.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:08 No.14441461
    May the power of Vectron bring power to your house.
    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)18:09 No.14441465
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    rolled 82 = 82

    I have a suggestion already...

    but just a small one.

    you know how at the bottom of the character sheet for World of Darkness, how there is a little instructional paragraph explaining what happens where??

    something like that would be good, so far I can see nothing negative to say...
    >> Snapper Carr 04/01/11(Fri)18:10 No.14441478
    This is the work of no man.

    This is the work of a GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:11 No.14441487
    Slayers, actually.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)18:14 No.14441498
    I could do that, sure. *adds to to-do list*
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:16 No.14441519
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    OP, this pic contains only a minute fraction of your awesome, but it's the best I have to offer. Good show sir, I cannot wait to play this.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:18 No.14441528
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    rolled 90 = 90



    >Truthfully? I made it on a dare.

    what exactly where the conditions of this dare?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:20 No.14441542
    Just started reading the class section. NOW I'VE GODDAMN LOST IT.

    LawfulNice, you are a hero of the internet. You deserve a goddamn metal, and this belongs in a museum - the International Hall of Magnificence.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:20 No.14441545

    "Make the best RPG in the world, or I'll eat your soul!"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:22 No.14441553
    >Grow a pair or put down the dice and find a My Little Pony doll.

    Can't I do both?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:22 No.14441554
    Because our Janitor is a troll and our mod is a fag.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:25 No.14441583
    The devil went down to 4chan, he was looking for a soul to steal.
    He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
    When he came across this young man gamemasterin' on a tabletop and rollin' it hot.
    And the devil jumped upon a sweat-stained couch and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
    "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a roleplayer too.
    "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
    "Now you run a pretty good homebrew, boy, but give the devil his due:
    "I bet a GM screen of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
    The boy said: "My name's LawfulNice and it might be a sin,
    "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:27 No.14441593
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    I doawnloaded it for the furry porn and was almost disapointed to find out its legit, I' guess I'll have to read it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:29 No.14441612
    no M:tG gags?

    I am slightly dissappoint.

    Vampire is cool though.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:29 No.14441614
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    >MFW page 5
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:31 No.14441627
    /tg/ never change you beautiful bastards. Never change.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:33 No.14441638
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    Lol'd fucking hard.
    >> Richard Motion 04/01/11(Fri)18:34 No.14441646
    Fuck this is amazing. I owe you over 9000 beers OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:35 No.14441650
    Lawful risen up your dice and you better roll em hard
    cause hell's broke loose in 4chan and the devil deals the cards.
    And if you win you get this shot at a GM screen of gold,
    but if you lose, the devil gets your soulllllllllll
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:35 No.14441652
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    >A Spelljammer ship can travel through the vastness of space under its own power, but without using a Portal Relay to enter the Warp, their effective range is extremely low - even travel between two very closely-spaced Crystal Spheres might take decades.
    I came. You won /tg/, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:37 No.14441672
    LawfulNice you grease up your hands and roll your D10s hard.
    'Cos hells broke loose in 4chan and the devil runs the games.
    And if you win you get this shiny GM screen made of gold.
    But if you lose, the devil gets your soul!

    The devil opened up his book and he said: "I'll start this show."
    And fire flew from his fingertips as he mana-weaved up his cards.
    And he rolled the dice across the table and it made an evil rattle.
    Then a band of demons dropped in and it played out something like this.
    When the devil finished, LawfulNice said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
    "But sit down on that couch, right there, and let me show you how its done."
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:37 No.14441674
    Page 178.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:38 No.14441677
    You, good OP, are a gentleman and a scholar and I salute you.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:40 No.14441703
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    You magnficent bastard. You even managed a Battletech reference in there and pulled off Army of Darkness, Lord of the Rings (plus Chuck Norris), AND Star Wars with parody-ridden glory.

    Pic related, it's the number of awesome references included in this gamebook.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:42 No.14441728

    well, can't bitch now.

    easily the best material bit of the M:tG verses.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:42 No.14441729
    The devil opened up his screen and said, "you begin inside a cave"
    A fire flew from his finger tips as his BBEG rose his stave
    And he slammed that stave into the ground and the party it did slay!
    when a band of demons summoned up, it was a full TPK!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:43 No.14441735
    >You get +2k0 to seduction attempts.

    So... you actually gain no benefit?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:43 No.14441739
    Way better than what I wrote. Bravo!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:44 No.14441751
    Not quite. You roll two more dice. That means your average goes up, because you have more chances to roll high numbers. You just don't get to keep any more dice.

    If my goal is to roll at least one 10, am I more likely to do so on 3 d10, or on 5?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:45 No.14441756

    There's actually a lot of MtG references if you look closely. Demonic Tutor, Darksteel Colossus...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:48 No.14441775
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    You started it, I just finished it.
    >> Richard Motion 04/01/11(Fri)18:54 No.14441835
    So... OP, what inspired you to do this?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)18:59 No.14441883
    See: >>14441336

    though we haven't heard the conditions of the bet. LawfulNice better be getting a mountain made out of gold for this.
    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)18:59 No.14441890
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    rolled 4 = 4

    what are you referencing? Magic isn't my game...

    same question? same reason...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:00 No.14441891
    Rapidshare link doesn't work.

    Can someone reupload to megaupload ?
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)19:00 No.14441895
    Well, aside from the bet... it's kind of a long story. See, I was playing AdEva, and our characters got into roleplaying... well, let's just call it recursion and leave it at that.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:03 No.14441914
    More quotes for the quote god:

    "There are nine Sword Schools in the
    Sublime Way. These same schools and techniques
    have been discovered and rediscovered
    in different places and times throughout history.
    Some have even unlocked their secrets
    through intense personal meditation and
    study, with no teacher to guide them save their
    own desire to be the best, like no other warrior
    ever was."
    >> Richard Motion 04/01/11(Fri)19:03 No.14441915

    Yo dawg, I heard you like traditional games...

    Okay I get it.
    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)19:03 No.14441919
    rolled 94 = 94

    you were inspired by a recursion within a recursion, that was discusing a recursion, and someone dared you to invent a system that could not recurse without opening a hole in the universe and skullfucking god himself?
    >> Richard Motion 04/01/11(Fri)19:04 No.14441926
    Why'd you make the Modrons so creepy? Fuck, Necron Monodrones, I won't be able to get to sleep now.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:04 No.14441927

    I think it's just the darksteel....
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:05 No.14441935
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    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)19:11 No.14442016
    rolled 15 = 15

    page 27
    >Macha, Eldrad

    I see what you did there...and I approve heartily....
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:11 No.14442024
    Never before have I wanted to play something so much.

    I need to find a group.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:12 No.14442028
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:13 No.14442050
    >No evidence of these so-called "Reapers" actually exists beyond this near-mythological record.

    Just when I thought I couldn't lol anymore, OP, you magnificent bastard...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:14 No.14442064

    It's a TCG made by the same company who currently makes D&D.

    Features 5 colors of Magic, and a history of evil fantasy transhumanists, and ... interesting fluff.
    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)19:25 No.14442210
    rolled 25 = 25

    I know that it's a card game.

    I meant what from the card-game is being referenced, and where?
    >> Loremaster 04/01/11(Fri)19:27 No.14442237
    Sweet lord. I come home from work and I see this magnificent thread about a game I helped playtest. Glad to see this game has caught fire so quickly.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:30 No.14442278
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    Xiombarg would not only approve, she'd probably play it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:31 No.14442279

    the akashic record 2.0
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:39 No.14442372
    goddammit, I can't decide whether to risk it or not.
    On the one hand, why would anyone lie about a legitimate book being furry porn?

    On the other... isn't that the more likely result?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:40 No.14442388
    Confirming that this shit is not only real, it's the greatest RPG ruleset released in the last twenty years.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:41 No.14442393

    Silly anon, what you should be scared about is of the book's contents.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:43 No.14442413
    I helped proofread this book and I can attest that—

    Hold up, there's someone at the door. Let me just go an
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:43 No.14442420

    Welp. It's legitimate. I'm excited.
    OP, you are a swell individual, a gentleman and a scholar.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:44 No.14442428

    Xiombarg should really have been included in D the D'ing as part of the Grey Council.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:56 No.14442530
    Reading through the combination of extraplanar awesomeness is delightful. Including the delightful reworking of the Nine Hells and Pandemonium, the eternal WAAAAGH of the orcs.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)19:58 No.14442551
    I love that the Craftworld Eldar are Quarians in this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:05 No.14442619
    I am eagerly awaiting the first splat-book.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)20:15 No.14442691
    I did take a bit of inspiration from Mass Effect with them. Granted, I took inspiration from everything in the world.
    >> Richard Motion 04/01/11(Fri)20:16 No.14442703

    I think that's awesome; it was obviously your objective to make /tg/'s kitchen-sink setting.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:16 No.14442704
    so, uh..anyone want to try to play it?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:21 No.14442736
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    wow this time op wasn't a faggot at all
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:24 No.14442761
    So how often can Dark Eldarin's Warp Miasma be used and what kind of action does it require?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:25 No.14442764
    If anyone tried to play this, the resulting pure awesome would create an explosion so big it could be seen from the next galaxy. We need to add some fail into it to prevent that.
    >> Ampris !2pafoeaSH. 04/01/11(Fri)20:27 No.14442778

    Its to late, playtesting has already happened.

    It was GLORIOUS.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)20:27 No.14442779
    Well I'll be damned. I missed that. It's supposed to be a half action once per scene. I can't believe my playtesters missed that one.
    >> Loremaster 04/01/11(Fri)20:33 No.14442829
    Oh sure. Blame us for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:42 No.14442919
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    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:43 No.14442929
    I also noticed that all the words ending with -test had the T capitalized (slighTest, greaTest, brighTest etc.). Why is that?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:46 No.14442952
    Why was I the first to upvote this on suptg YOU LAZY FUCKS
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:46 No.14442956

    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:50 No.14442996
    quest, NOW!
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)20:55 No.14443026

    Yeah. I know why. Find-Replace to get all the X Tests to be capitalized correctly. Guess it was a little TOO thorough.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)20:56 No.14443037
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    >You will MARVEL at my role playing system!

    You MARVELED. I saw it! That was a MARVEL! I'll call it a Rank 2 MARVEL.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:09 No.14443152
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    My god. I cannot stop smiling, or laughing. This...this is brilliance.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:18 No.14443246
    I came.

    I came every drop that I could for the rest of my life.

    I'm sterile now because I read this book.

    and I don't care.

    This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever read.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:32 No.14443377
    this book

    it's like Charlie Sheen and Kamina had a bastard love child

    and that child was named LawfulNice on the internet

    and then he wrote an RPG ruleset
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:39 No.14443422
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    >mfw this is exactly what it alleges to be
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:41 No.14443436
    I was about to gm a game.

    I was between Exalted and L5R or Dark Heresy...

    I would never think I would one day say "ALL OF THEY ABOVE"
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:42 No.14443441
    Ork Chosen Peasant following Mork

    Primary: Cha, Con, Comp
    Secondary: Dex, Str, Fel
    Tet: Int, Wis, Will

    He is all kunnin like
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:47 No.14443478
    He will have the common sense and the cha to convince the party of his kunnin plan
    >> monotreeme 04/01/11(Fri)21:52 No.14443520
    rolled 32 = 32

    at page 103 you have a heading I miss-read as

    daemonhost sin assets hindrances

    perhaps a line to divide double column areas throughout the book?

    or perhaps finding some way to offset the headdings in instances like this...
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)21:53 No.14443535
    Just so you guys know, "dungeons the dragoning" is now a Google autocomplete.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)21:59 No.14443591
    I am pleased that someone knows that show. You have MARVELED at my roleplaying game! We all saw it! It counts!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:00 No.14443595
    Walker The Ranger, Son of Tecksas, Heir of Norris

    Amazing Book

    One Does not Simply Walks into Mortarion
    We Take Drop Ships
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:00 No.14443602
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    This guy is right, needs books marks immediately.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:24 No.14443871
    Some questions about Daemonhosts:
    How much Essence can a Daemonhost hold at once?
    If the only way to regain spent Essence is to eliminate the Resonance caused by its use, how is it possible to also regain Essence by feeding? Does feeding only regain your Essence without removing Resonance?
    What will happen if you pass a Resonance Eruption test when you already have full Essence?
    Does the Resonance Eruption test become easier to pass when you have more Resonance (TN 15 when you have 1 Resonance, TN 13 when 2 Resonance, TN 12 when 3 Resonance etc.) or have I understood it incorrectly?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:29 No.14443928
    Please add Bookmarks.

    Unless that would cause reality to reject the object of true perfection.

    Then, y'know. Don't.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)22:33 No.14443986
    The amount they start with is their max.

    I'll add bookmarks with the next version Having fresh eyes on this has shown a couple of mistakes that I'll compile and correct
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:40 No.14444075
    Thanks, bro.

    You've done good work.

    I appoint you Primach of the Home Brewer chapter.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:43 No.14444108
    was Kamina a good mother?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:48 No.14444167
    This thread. This PDF. This ruleset. This...thing of terrible, sublime beauty. This is the Bible of /tg/. It is all that we are; our very soul and essence.

    A thousand thousand thousand posts from now, when somebody looks back upon the smouldering hole in the intertubes that was 4chan and asks "Hey, you, fatty in the wolf-and-moon shirt, what the hell was /tg/?"...we will press this file, carefully preserved over the generations, into their hands.

    Works like this are enough to make a man believe in divine inspiration.
    >> Deunan Aeron !Z8CM53dU66 04/01/11(Fri)22:49 No.14444180
    Holy shit.

    Holy fucking shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)22:54 No.14444224
    I was working on a game system.

    I can't anymore. Because this is better than what I could ever come up with.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:05 No.14444331
    It's better than just about anything ANYBODY could come up with. In a stroke it has made every other RPG ruleset irrelevant & depreciated.
    >> Necrobrotent 04/01/11(Fri)23:06 No.14444349
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:08 No.14444369
    >Because our Janitor is a troll and our mod is a fag.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:09 No.14444375
    >A thousand thousand thousand posts from now,
    So like Thursday?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:09 No.14444382
    By Vectrons golden wings! We need this stickied!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:09 No.14444384
    It's like /tg/: The Game

    Just finished reading through the PDF. I love you forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:09 No.14444385
    this game man...This fucking game.

    I wanted to play as a Eldar and Dark Eldar in Dark heresy.

    BAM, now I can, and instead of faggotry, it's awesome.

    I wanted to play Kenshiro in Gamma World.



    I wanted to play as a dorf with a shotgun


    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 04/01/11(Fri)23:14 No.14444444
    My god...

    It's beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:15 No.14444455

    Yes, yes it is
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:15 No.14444465
    A SIGN.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:18 No.14444492
    >post number
    >oh god.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:18 No.14444493

    Truly Vectron must smile on this venture!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:18 No.14444497

    Well. That's it.

    This is the best thread ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:20 No.14444512
    by vectrons mighty claw, i have to agree.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:20 No.14444517
    can somebody sum up how it plays?

    D20? die pools? percentage?

    rolls vs passive defense, or roll vs roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:21 No.14444530
    Lawful Nice, I wish I could meet you IRL, because there is a heaven for penises and I WILL TAKE YOU THERE


    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:21 No.14444531
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:21 No.14444533

    By Vectrons beard, this glorious work calls for celebration!
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)23:24 No.14444554
    Roll and Keep dicepools ala L5R, using DH/RT's combat actions. Interestingly, the way things turned out a swordsman is more complicated to make than a sorcerer, because sword schools require you to build your own special attacks.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:25 No.14444561
    Praise Vectron's mighty thews!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:25 No.14444563
    >build your own special attacks

    My dick just exploded
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:26 No.14444573
    How ARE swordsmen compared to wizzads, anyway? Because I've just realized I could play a rapier-wielding Ork bravo.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:29 No.14444614
    So obviously you can't sell this thing...

    How do we donate?
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)23:30 No.14444617
    Well, swordsmen have basic sword attacks to rely on at low level, and can generally get an extra 2k0 on their damage rolls with starting special attack options. Mages have far more utility, though, with effects like Porte, Charm Person, and so on. Not to say that dropping a fireball is bad for anyone!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:37 No.14444685
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    >a swordsman is more complicated to make than a sorcerer

    Oh my Vectron
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:39 No.14444699
    Ah, right then. I just don't want to deal with paradox, you see. And once again, thanks. This is awesome shit you're making, and you ought to be proud. /tg/ gets shit done!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:39 No.14444702
    >>14444554Roll and Keep dicepools ala L5R

    dang, not familiar with that
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:42 No.14444739
    Get some new artwork, and you might have a winner here. Slap it up on the Amazon marketplace as an eBook for the Kindle, charge three bucks... I'll download a copy.
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)23:44 No.14444758
    It's really pretty simple stuff. Rolls come in the form of XkY. Roll X dice, keep the Y dice that are best. Compare against a TN. Most tests are made using a skill and a characteristic. Roll dice equal to the total of the skill and characteristic, keep dice equal to the characteristic. (So someone making, say, an Acrobatics and Dex check with an Acrobatics of 4 and a Dex of 3 rolls 7 (4+3) dice and keeps the best 3.)
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:44 No.14444759
    It's all explained inside. basically, you roll a number of d10s, and keep the results of a portion. 4k2, for example, means you roll 4 d10s, and keep the 2 you want.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:44 No.14444767

    >Replace Panty and Stocking tieflings

    No sir, I don't like that one bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:44 No.14444770
    does that mean you keep zero, or keep both dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:45 No.14444775

    New artwork? Why? All the artwork inside is stolen! It fits it PERFETCLY!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:46 No.14444790
    They roll those extra 2 dice on top of whatever they would normally roll.
    Say that normally they would roll 3 dice and keep 2 now they roll 5 and still keep 2.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:46 No.14444793
    can I play as a gum gum man and a swordsman who uses three swords?

    is that within the limits of this game?
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)23:47 No.14444798
    It's an extra 2k0. So they might have, say 3k2 for a hand weapon, +3k0 for 3 dots in Strength, and +2k0 for their special attack for 8k2. High numbers of unkept dice basically becomes critseeking, but you can get surprisingly high results.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:47 No.14444800
    It violates intellectual property laws in many nations. Though if he's in the US it could be protected under parody laws.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:47 No.14444801
    I don't recall any instance where '2k0' is a flat roll in and of itself- it's normally a bonus, meaning you get to roll an extra 2 dice in your pool. It's normally an upgrade- a 3k2 weapon may have a 2k0 damage upgrade, which basically means it becomes a 5ks weapon now.
    >> Ampris !2pafoeaSH. 04/01/11(Fri)23:50 No.14444825

    We have been looking into what it would take to make it legal for sale :)

    It may in fact be possible with a few small changes...
    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 04/01/11(Fri)23:50 No.14444826
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    Call me a Shas'O and check out my septs.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:51 No.14444832
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:53 No.14444848

    But /tg/ gets it for free, right?

    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:53 No.14444856
    Okay, that makes sense now. Thanks
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:54 No.14444861
    /tg/ gets anything it wants for free.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:54 No.14444865

    except love
    >> LawfulNice 04/01/11(Fri)23:55 No.14444877
    Love costs fifty dollars an hour, more if you want the strange stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:56 No.14444881

    so when you buy a landraider, you're paying for an hour of love?
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:57 No.14444889

    I would call this love.

    This is pure uncut columbian love.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:58 No.14444896
    April Fools truly begins when OP releases the expansion, and then the two viral fragments of each .pdf combine to ravage your computers
    >> Anonymous 04/01/11(Fri)23:58 No.14444897

    Moot Himself, the God-Emperor has spoken with the never Four-Get to be found on /tg/. It has been given the sign.

    Sticky this shit. Pardon me while I go upvote this on suptg. Forever.
    >> LawfulNice 04/02/11(Sat)00:01 No.14444920
    More like it's sucking an hour of love out of your life forever, replacing it with cold, grey plastic.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:03 No.14444937
    >Setting Sun martial school
    >Eagle's Claw: -2: Use this attack as grapple
    >Fool's Strike: +2: Use enemy's weapon when infliciting damage on them

    I can't help but imagine a guy holding someone down and wacking them on the head with their own sword while chanting "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your self"


    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:05 No.14444955
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    > untau BROWER
    Yes, Captcha, we will play the anti-Tau:
    Captain America
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:09 No.14444993
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    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:13 No.14445015
    this game.
    this FUCKING game.
    must be played, now!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:14 No.14445021
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    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:22 No.14445079
    >it's real

    >it's 300 pages

    mother of god.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:25 No.14445088
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    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:31 No.14445120
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    Malal is one of the gods?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:41 No.14445168
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    Vote it up!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:41 No.14445169


    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:42 No.14445180
    Just download the pdf.

    >> Ampris !2pafoeaSH. 04/02/11(Sat)00:45 No.14445198


    You want screen caps for over 300 pages? By Vectron thats insane! Just download the PDF!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:46 No.14445208
    Dantalaeon, you are a god.

    I need to be Gnome Promethean Bard. A Gnome Promethean Bard that made himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:48 No.14445215
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    calm down.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:49 No.14445227

    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:49 No.14445234
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    followup, showing the page previews
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:50 No.14445241
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    No problem. Downloaded this earlier, been praising it for FUCKING AWESOME every since. Here you go.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:51 No.14445246
    [spoilers] It was amazing [/spoilers]
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:53 No.14445262
    Quick question: Untouchables, how do they work? They're mentioned but it doesn't elaborate on their powers. Is that something we can expect in the future or is it just a fluff thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:53 No.14445265
    And by that I mean it lacks crunch. Unless I missed something.
    >> LawfulNice 04/02/11(Sat)00:54 No.14445270
    It'll be in the future. With this much interest it looks like my vague plans and ideas for a splatbook are going to have to become a reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00:54 No.14445273
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    Wish whoever archived it had put in a better description. It doesn't even mention how awesomely ridiculous this is.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:00 No.14445321
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    BAH! This is all samefagging, I'm sure!

    >hit download, is at least a .pdf
    >definitely furshit, must be, just a few mock images the OP threw together


    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:04 No.14445343
    Downloading now, this looks amazing.

    The only flaw is that it mocks My Little Pony instead of incorporating it. You know you want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:04 No.14445345
    I agree with this.
    >> monotreeme 04/02/11(Sat)01:04 No.14445348
    rolled 2 = 2

    perhaps more gear and more opponents.

    but then I feel that way about every system...
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:05 No.14445350

    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:05 No.14445351
    Yeah, Pony should be a race.

    By the way, should we list typos we find?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:06 No.14445359
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    Promethean Unicorn Barbarian
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:08 No.14445378
    Typos make it more genuine.
    >> LawfulNice 04/02/11(Sat)01:11 No.14445391
    Compile them and save a list. When the next thread comes around I'll take the list and check it twice, then I'll find who's naughty or nice- wait. Wrong list. I'll take the list and *make corrections*. There we go.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:12 No.14445402
    My favorite part is the -Tests that appear randomly that were explained earlier. As long as the splats continue the trend, then I'm happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:14 No.14445410
    Okay, I'm doing that. Would you like me to also note improper grammar that appears unintentional, and similar such suggestions on things that may not be erroneous, or would you prefer I keep it lean?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:14 No.14445415
    I like it, adds more charm to the book
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:16 No.14445436
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    Let's get this up past 60 at least
    >> LawfulNice 04/02/11(Sat)01:18 No.14445456
    grammar mistakes are fine too. It's stuff I can't catch - no one can really proofread their own work well.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:18 No.14445458

    It is Vectrons will that we all vote this far past the mere 60's!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:21 No.14445484
    Man, I agree. It would be awesome as fuck to be a pony vampire barbarian.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:23 No.14445507
    Bumpan for all to see it in it's unholy glory.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:23 No.14445513

    I remember when you had the text documents a few months ago, and I looked over them, and I? gotta say, this is a marked level up!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:27 No.14445547
    Since there's formatting discussion going on, I'd like to question the decision to make all the columns justified. Words getting split up is a pain and the uneven right edge helps people read stuff faster.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:30 No.14445567
    If you make a tgchan thread, it will last forever and then people that want to help or suggest things can post there and you can read it at your leasure.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:34 No.14445589
    im hard
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:35 No.14445596
    This thread is autosaging guys; if you'd be so kind as to post in the new one so the bumpage will keep it on the front page for all to see.

    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)01:37 No.14445611
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    Dear Vectron it is as if Christmas has come early.

    And I beat Santa to death with a Chain-mace and stole everything in the sack.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)08:20 No.14447918
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    Legendary thread is legendary.

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