Yes, he's gone.

Emperor's mercy, we can stop hiding.

Warpuppets thread!

for anyone who wants it, I saved the entire warpuppets sheet.

What are you all going on about?

>>14356066

Hey there Tibrus. I heard your chapter got a new Codex! How's that treating you?

S'alrite?

>>14356085
...I don't want to talk about it

>>14356050
Which one's Alpharius?

>>14356066

The xenos scum is talking about that fething Tau. I hope he doesn't show up again...

>>14356102

Oh come on, it can't be that bad.

I thought all you guys got perma-banned an' shit during the bawwitor's reign of bawwing and banning?

All y'all assholes best be rendering the fucking cocaine unto this motherfucker right here now that he's gone.

... See for yourself.

>>14356141
Brother it appears I have found your stash...

...And I can see through time.

Alright, let's see what we got here...

>>14356183

I got down, silly mon'keigh.

>>14356172
The fuck are you doing up here...

..hey, this isn't half-bad.

>>14356184
I think you should burn it.

>>14356195
How... how did you get up here?!

I AM FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT MAN!

>>14356264
Magic, motherfucker.

>>14356320
I think we should burn that too.

>>14356344

You want to burn everything though, you lizard-fucking, volcano-dwelling cuntshutter.

>>14356383
Ooo, 'burn'.

>>14356340
more like this please

>>14356113
Are you referring to me? I haven't been around in quite some time.
Of course with Tau naming conventions the way they are, many Tau often end up sharing similar or identical names.

>>14356184
So, how is it?

I love these threads! I missed them so much.

>>14356184
Am I in it?

>>14356523
Why would you be? All it does is make you easier to kill.

>Captcha says: Emperor decomi
Wat?

>>14356574
Well excuuuuuuuse me for hoping.

That sure means alot coming from melee-centric religious army #2214564.

>warpuppets

Oh, memories.

>read thread

...Now I remember why I stopped.

>>14356140
Nah, it was just a 2 week, and I *Think* these are mostly other people.

>>14356599
You just wait until my new codex.

>>14356608
>Tripfag self centered masturbation.

I'd make a joke, but making fun of a tripfag for rubbing his own e-peen is kind of cliche.

Holy shit I miss these threads

>>14356640

Are you getting a Dreadknight too?

Maybe you and the Grey Knights can be buttbuddies.

>>14356608
Don't be like that, Rubric

Remember the time I tried to get you out of Tzeentch's maze?
Or the time Kharn picked a fight with the NightBringer and ended up un-betraying the Imperium?

>>14356641

It's hardly that, Anon. I was one of the originals, around the time when these threads were banned. This is my first time posting using this trip in a long time, and I was stating that I can now see why we were hated so much by /tg/ during the time we had our run.

Also, using tripfag as a derogatory term? Whilst I understand that more than several tripfags were worthy of being called huge, gigantic fags, but isn't that a bit... juvenile? Correct me if I'm wrong, as I've been away from /tg/ for a long while.

>>14356733

No.

>>14356184

... You did what.

To who?!

>>14356684
Me? Riding in a baby carrier? I doubt it.

>>14356833
Calm down before I have to hose you down.
And trust me, this isn't water.

Fuck when's the last time I dusted this old thing off?

AND TURNED THEM INTO WHAT?!

>>14356833
Let me take a look at that.

TO USE THEM FOR WHAT?!

Need Blood Magpie puppet

>>14356876

HERE, TAKE THIS FILTH. ONLY CHAOS SCUM LIKE YOU COULD APPRECIATE THIS ANYWAY.

*Tosses it at his FACE*

Think we need a Jokaro warpuppet?

>>14356910

Alright then, let's see what you cocksmokers have come up with..

>>14356862
Get off the ceiling stupid tau, before I have to burn you.

WHO WROTE THAT FILTH, TIBRUS?

>>14356102
Don't be a pussy, loyalist, elucidate your thoughts.

What's that? They got a new codex? It any good?

>>14356967
I've been living up here for years, Gue'la

>>14357026
God damn it. I knew I shouldn't have used Polystyrene Glue.

>>14356976
I did.

HE CARVED WHAT?

HE DID IT WHERE?

AND WHAT'S THAT HE'S CARRYING? HAHAHAHA

>>14357048
What are you talking about? I'm hanging out of a vent.

>>14357026

... Where did you get that hat?

>>14357058
I'm laughing so hard that I phased into the Warp for a second.

>>14357063
Why are you up there, anyhow?

>>14357071
Found it up here in the vents after the Great Warhammer Party of 09.

Eventually I found out it was one of Fuklaw's spare hats. I've kept it as a "lucky hat" since then.

>>14357058

>>14357071
Hey, bub. I'm the guardsman here. You're just a cheap knock-off. Shoo.

>>14357085
Here I'll put it away if it bugs you so much.

I live up here, the vents provide a nice cozy place where I don't get BLAMMED, Maimed, Killed, Burned, Purged, or in any other way injured.

Most Imperial Garrisons let me stay because I hook them up with free cable.

>>14357114
Big whoop, there's Trillions of you, room for more in a thread.

>>14357099

Haahahaha, this is a bigger fucking joke than the Ultramaroons fiasco.

Jeez, one of you get a look at this.

>>14357129
That was you? Sweet. You're alright in my books then.

>>14357138
Fine, fine, no need to get all glarey. He could at least make himself not GREEN though. He looks more like an Ork that way.

>>14357173

Who's that I hear fraternizing with Xenos filth? That better not be you again, Jenkins!

>>14357164
NO THANKS, I'M PISSED ENOUGH AS IS.

>>14357063
Wait a....

....You're not the Tau I glued to the ceiling earlier.

....Uh-oh. Has everyone had their shots?

>>14357164
Well I suppose it's worth a skim...

What.

>>14357217
Sir no sir! I mean I was, bu- Wait... There's nobody there... Must've been hearing things.

>>14357254
Careful, man. That book's been known to drive men, both loyalist and otherwise, to madness.

>>14357256

Just because you don't see me doesn't mean I'm not there, Private! I'm in the next room having some re-caf!

You know I hate my afternoon re-caf being interrupted.

>>14357230
>>14357048
>>14357000

>Thousand Sons Sorcerer
>Rubric image

It seems someone else is experiencing the same plight I faced in 2009 when I first started with this. Seeing someone else using that image of the Rubric also gives a strange sense of déjà vu.

>>14357300
I'm Already Mad.

Mad With ZEAL
Though, it would be a laugh to have Malakev read it.
Oooh Malakev, Would you come here a moment

>>14357310
Sir, I'm sorry sir! I won't interrupt you again!
...Please don't execute me!

>>14357300

As long as it's not me.

>>14356887

>>14357319
Depending on which way you paint us, we have the same goddamned head.

>>14357381
Shoulders are wrong. Like it though.

>>14357365
Stupid sexy Noise Marines.

>>14357324
Here, read this.

Oh Yes Sir Redeemer sir, I would never question your requests. Ooo, what a lovely cover.

....

>>14357129
Hey, you might wanna be careful up in that vent. I saw a guy messing around with it earlier, looked like he was putting something in. Wide, squarish fella, smoked a cigar. Had the biggest shit-eating grin you can imagine when he was done, too.

*Thud*

>>14357421
Wait, you don't mean....

>>14357381
This thread now has OC in it.

>>14357472
*WHUD*

....Damn it.

>>14357381

I think that shade of red is a pinch too dark.

>>14357384

Right, but still, it is intended to be a Rubric picture. Anyhow, nice to see you aren't a lazy ass like me and you're actually changing the picture around a bit. Reminds me of Beakie, actually, who's too busy running that Sergal setting whilst its community is in its death throes. Well, the /tgchan/ one, anyway.

>>14357472

>>14357411
Hey Thousand Suns!

How's Prospero doing?

HAHAHA

Yup
Yuuup
Uh huh.
He lost it. I liked the monkeys though.

>>14357468
What the shit! Where did you come from!

>>14357056
If you touch my codex, you cocksuxingcannonfuckingmokeyloving......

>>14357557
The second I crawl out from under this fucking thing, your ass is mine, you illiterate furry.

>>14357557

Hey Russ, how's the Afterlife doing?

Oh wait there isnt an afterlife...

HAHAHAHA

>>14357591
Ha HA! TS represent!

...Goddamnit, someone find me some space tylenol.

>>14357586
You will have my help brother.

>>14357591
>>14357623

You assholes are really crawling out of the woodwork.

>>14357650
That's because you just looked up from your cocaine, you drug-addled cocksucker.

>>14357591
Asshole, I'm not dead. I'm shacking it up in the Eye of Terror, kicking your Thousand Asses and banging Daemonettes.

>>14357669
Shut the fuck up, Horo.

>>14357691
You just mad you can't bang Daemonette cause your cock turned to dust.

>>14357619
I Got Your Medicine Right Here!

>>14357706
That you lay with such disgusting creatures speaks towards your depravity. What did the False Emperor ever see in you?

And to be more in line with this thread, go fuck yourself with a rake.

>>14357691
>>14357669
That ain't that fucking furry, that's the real deal.

I think I should know.

>>14357619
>>14357623
>>14357650
>>14357691
You guys... You're all chaos marines, aren't you?

>>14357706
This is going to sting for a second, but it's going to remove your desire to be a pain in our asses.

Gift of Chaos. Welcome to AIDS, motherfucker.

>>14357722
Well obviously it wasn't my two good eyes because one would have suited Him just fine.

Hey-o!

>>14357743
Did the eight-pointed stars, talk of heresy, and insulting the False Emperor not tip you off?

>>14357744
Dude, did you not hear the part where I said I was fucking Daemonettes? I piss fire now.

As in actual fire coming out of my dick.

>>14357743

Maybe.

>>14357619

I got space aspirin.

>>14357744
SMARGH!

>>14357777
You idiot, that's not aspirin, that's meth. Sort your shit out, junkie.

I KNEW IT! DIE CHAOS TAINTED TRAITORS!
FOR THE EMPORER!

*Pew.. Pew pew pew*

>>14357776

No wonder you're afraid to show your face to your chapter again.

I'd be embarrased to be around my soldiers too if I had to recieve medical attention twice a day because "GUYS GUYS COME QUICK MY DICK IS ON FIRE OH SHIT OH SHIT"

>>14357796
Oh look, he's actually trying to kill us. How....amusing.

>>14357796

Holy shit flashlight laser-show, time to get my rave on.

>>14357776
Speaking of which.

POW!

HAHAHA!!!!

>>14357840

inb4 invul save

>>14357830

>implying you have an anus

>>14357796
....Please stop that. It's mildly annoying.

>>14357827
What!? You don't think I can do it? I'll do it! You'll see! Look! I made the background go red, that's how full of righteous fury I am right now!

I'm not afraid of you, you don't even have a picture!

Woah there's so many people here. Uh, hey guys, I'm not sure you remember me, I'm from the Emperor's Nightmare and- woah that's a lot of chaos here.

>>14357840
That is likewise mildly annoying.

Also holy shit, that is the worst case of Gonorrhea ever. Nurgle must be weeping with joy over that.

Man, you guys are such fags. I almost started to miss you all.

Almost. Not quite though.

>>14357886
I do not need paltry images to convey meaning, cur. But just to entertain you, I will grace you with another image of my being.

Gah! You'll all see... I'll be right back... Then I'll show you. I'll show you all!

>>14357886
Don't worry, I have your back! They will know The Emperor's wrath this day!

>>14357954
...Guardsman?

>>14357970
That's what you get for not attaching a Commissar to his squad.

>>14357970
Give him a minute. They're persistent little bastards.

>>14357932
ALRIGHT! I'M BACK! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

Hey, trollplaying! It's nice to see something that people enjoyed in the old days making a comeback, even if it's not to my own personal tastes.

Polite sage for lack of content.

>>14357998
Emperor preserve me! Just be sure not to hit me with that thing!

>>14357990

And don't forget us, he brought friends!

Take aim, men! Fill his face with a thousand red dots!

>>14357998
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN

BOOOOM! See! I told you I'd get you! Take that! Alright, reload the gun so we can hit whatever survived!

>>14358037
Ouch.

Hey druggie, you still here? We could use whatever the fuck you've got right now.

>>14358037

>thousand sun sorcerer invoking 'God'

what? Shouldnt that be 'Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!

>>14358097
Except gods are real in 40k, remember?

>>14358082
One down, one to go! The Noise Marine! We kill him and this is over! CHA.. ..arGE.. Uh woah, sorry, getting a little tired here.

I never thought I'd be pleased to see you faggots.

>>14358136
Go on with out me! I just need...

>>14358150
...some time...

>>14358164

...to rest.

>>14358150
Uh... Marine, I don't see any of them anymore... I think we got them? I'll stay in the baneblade though, just in case...

This has been a fun thread.

We'll have to do this again sometime!

Whoa, watch the Baneblade.

Also, not sure if should archive. Probably not as it's just been us fething around.

>>14358260
I'd wait until there was a more structured one, perhaps.

Though I'd vote this up anyway.

>>14358260
Probably not worth it. I'll just climb out of the baneblade and plant this here conveniently off-screen Imperial Banner and call it a victory for us.

And they said I needed a Commissar to be effective.

BACK UP HAS ARRIVED!

>>14358324

>>14358260
Woah, You said Fething around!

You fight along side some Tanith?

Right, I'm out of here. See you around, chaps.

Wait...

...don't tell me I missed the party again!
DAMN IT! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!

>>14358310
100 tonnes of steel sure helps, rookie.

Sorry to say, but you did.

...Baneblade, roll out!

>>14358358

I have actually. I had the honour of leading a squad of Crimson Fists alongside the Tanith First and Only. We ended up picking up some of their colloquialisms.

Although I will admit it wasn't entirely our choice... When they heard they were going to have some Ultramarines assigned to them to beat back an Ork invasion, Commissar Gaunt went to great lengths to arrange for some Crimson Fists to be attached to his company instead.

He told the Imperial Generals that it was because we are more efficient at killing greenskin filth. I got the sense that there was another reason though... Something about the Ultramarines not being the way they use to be?

I wouldn't know. Haven't met one face to face since... oh, 3rd Edition?

What are they like these days?

I'm guessing all the chaos marines and filthy xenos died then. Damn, nothing left to fight.

>>14358462

Perhaps next time, venerated battle-brother.

>>14358396
Sweet Tzeentch, that smarts.

All right, people. Back to the warp. We'll let the loyalists have this one. With the lulz had here, they've earned it.

Besides, we turned some random Sister of Battle into a Chaos Spawn. That counts as a victory in my book.

Hey, just got back from guard duty. Freaking years in a shitty bunker with nothing but beer and my trusty Lascann.... oh what the fuck is going on here?

>>14358527

Lascannon? Get a REAL weapon you BOBTHEBUILDER FAGGOT

>>14358574

Yeah... howl at the gates a little longer. Always did do the dirty work you wolf fuckers were too "busy" to do. By the Dead Guy on the Chair... and you were the most laid back of the bunch. What a stupid fucking gig that was.

>>14358527
Horus died, now fuck off.

>>14358631
Shouldn't you be off jamming toddlers up obese female mutant vagoos?

>>14358658

Yeah, Horus. Fucking dick. Not that "papa" was any fucking better. Fuck this. I'm going back to the fucking bunker. As if Petrubo is any better. Become a demon prince... do shit. Chaos my ass... once you become a daemon you never do ANYTHING new.

>Pokes head from trench

Well looks like I'm all fini FUCK. what the hell guys.

bump so I can read, holy shit.

>>14357568
I'd touch your codex, if you know what I mean.

>>14358816
Wanna go torture some slaves? That's always fun.

>>14363624
>>14363600
Fuck you're slow for a Dark Eldar, everyone left hours ago.

>>14363639
>>14363624
>>14363600

I love you /tg/.

HEY HEY HEY