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Vomiting off the side of the ship and onto the head of a villager below, you channel raw force through your hands, and form a wall of solid magic over and around the village. The dracolich swerves just in time to avoid it, its tail slamming against the side and cracking in multiple places. Turning hard to port, the ship tilts starboard and fires all of the cannons in unison at the dracolich, while you create a portal to the Plane of Piss and spray the dracolich down. Thomas lights his crossbow bolts on fire, and launches a volley of explosive arrows, as three bottles of acidic rum from the cannons hit the beast's wings, knocking it off course. It dives to the ground to pick up speed, and turns, heading from underneath the ship to crash through it. Fredrick yells, and runs off the side of the ship, stabbing the dracolich in the back as he falls, and getting dragged along for the ride. Samantha follows, and her axe glows blue with holy light, as she smashes into the dracolich's head. It spins, trying to shake them off, as Thomas' bolts hit it in the arm, sending it spiraling to the ground. The ship dives after it, and the pair jump back to it, as it pulls up, barely avoiding crashing. The dracolich is not so fortunate, hitting the ground, hard. Its bones shatter on impact, and are strewn across the field. Flying back into the air, you continue to drown it with piss from the Plane of Piss, as you pull down your pants and piss on it.
"MORTAL, YOU HAVE HUMILIATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!"
The dracolich begins to form back together, as you fire the whiskey laser again, slicing off its wings. The whiskey laser overheats, and you toss it aside, firing magic missiles from long range as the ship's crew brings you back over the village, still protected by magic. The dracolich manages to get airborne, even without its wings, and roars, heading your way with extreme speed.