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    428 KB Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:40 No.14250990  
    /tg/, you are going on an adventure. Generate the 5 spells which you will use on this adventure, and then decide how fucked you are.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:44 No.14251032
    Blocking Conjuration
    Flaying Deflection
    Living Ball
    Negate Ghosttouch
    Purple Lance of Lifedraining

    Think I might be alright
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:45 No.14251038
    Illusion of Infamy
    Abjuration of Transformation
    Five Spells of Air
    Hearer's Charm of Splendor
    Spell of Seduce Disrupting Breakers

    I think I'm playing a decently clever bard.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:46 No.14251042
    Calling of Power Deflection
    Celestial Curse of Ice
    Prismatic Hands of Fortification
    The Cloak of Insects
    The Fifty Elemental Ceremonies of Pits

    I think I'm an Abjurer
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:46 No.14251044
    Balls of Metal
    Calling of Copper and Cruelty
    Disrupting Rune of Wealth and Cowardice
    Dwarven Glamour of Lava
    The One Thousand Kingly Incatations of Copper

    I'm a dwarf, That is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:46 No.14251049
    Deathly Sliperiness
    Magma Shield
    Sigil of Frost and Smiting
    Span of Flame
    Wind Transformation

    Seems that i'm allright.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:47 No.14251057
    Barbarians' Arrows of Lava
    Golden Chain of Sludge
    Golem's Idol of Flame
    Rains of Meteoric Ruby
    The Two Hexes of Diamond Negation

    That seems like a reasonable Evocator. The spell sound actually rather mighty.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:48 No.14251068
    Undead's Sigil of Hope and Honor
    Spheres of Nothing
    Become Finders
    Beasts' Spell of Sound and Cleverness
    Nothing Beam

    I guess I'm some kind of Nihilomancer. I hope that isn't illegal.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:48 No.14251071
    >Charm of Dexterity Alteration
    I guess that could be useful?

    >Dungeon Transformation
    Does it transform dungeons, or transform me INTO a dungeon?

    >Incatation of Force and Precision
    I can punch things with utmost force and precision.

    >Just Insect's Exorcism of Ether
    I don't even know. I guess I exorcise the ether in the area.

    >The Candle of Snakes
    Suddenly, fiery snakes everywhere.

    I'd say I'm not entirely fucked. Just mostly.
    >> Cú Chulainn 03/15/11(Tue)13:48 No.14251072
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    Accursed Hail of Diamond
    Ritual of Kill Dwarf
    The Bone of Intoxication
    The Past Illusion of the Deathly Hunter
    The Wonderful Evocation of the Caring Beast

    So I can instantly kill dwarves and summon the dragon from a Never Ending Story? I think things will go swimmingly.
    >> Naggarothian !!0S4L3hs2lkr 03/15/11(Tue)13:49 No.14251074
    Builders' Hex of Absorbtion
    Exceptional Spell of Call Dragon
    Imperial Ritual of Blending
    Ogres' Arrow of Heat
    The Ninety Conjurations of the Glowing Sword

    I should be fine. I can even make pastries with these spells!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:49 No.14251081
    >Balls of Metal
    You're a 40k Guardsman.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:49 No.14251086
    Power Word: Orgasm
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:51 No.14251100
    Charm of Striding Deflection
    Greater Chant of Transform Magma
    Hypnotise Clever Golems
    Slayer's Divination of Closure
    Sphere of Sacred Mud

    An some kind of enchanter with affinity for all thing earth? Neat.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:53 No.14251121
    Disruption Deflection
    Hole Tracking
    The Chamber of Fertility
    The Shield of Crystal
    The Snare of Glibness

    >Hole Tracking
    >The Chamber of Fertility

    I don't think I will travel around much if I'm just tracking down wimmenz and bringing them to my chamber of rape.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:54 No.14251142
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    Cowardly Wizards' Witchery of Gender-reversal
    Diamond Breaths
    Exorcism of Brilliance Transformation
    Light Alteration
    The Three Conjurations of Energy Conjuration

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:55 No.14251149
    Assault of Water - I can work with this.
    Creators' Storm of Ooze - I'm imagining a gray-goo scenario.
    Ogres' Abjuration of Spikes and Greed - Lolwut.
    The Infinite Evocations of Quester Calling - A spell that gives quests? Sounds useful.
    Vestments of Lesser Worth - And I dress like a poor person.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:56 No.14251154
    Incatation of Slay Abyssimal Lord
    Sadistic Wizards' Illusion of Voidness
    Sorcery of Digging
    Spiritual Chant of Time and Closure
    The Staff of Disruption

    It seems I can screw an Abyssimal Lord's shit up with my staff, freeze him in time, make him feel okay about it, dig a hole, make it look like a void, and then kill him.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:56 No.14251158
    >Become Demonic Haunt
    Alright, agaisnt most opponents this works against me, turning them into something more fierce, and for an ally, well it might not be too bad if its reversible
    >Glorious Curse of Flame and Agility
    They catch on fire but become super agile, might work against enemies, or allies who have flame resistance. I dunno what the curse means, i guess we'll just have to find out.
    >Gysers of Mystical Magic
    ... ok... i'm not going to touch any of those magic gysers. they'll probably end up mutating an armor or sucking your soul out. or tickle your bum, who knows.
    >Haunt Hypnotism
    ... HOLY SHIT... combine this with become demonic haunt. holy shit, this is awesome, i can turn things into demonic ghost and them hypnotize them to do my bidding. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
    >The Divine Witchery of the Good Artist
    helps for those craft skills

    Not the greatest party member, but far from useless. I'm not fucked at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:56 No.14251162
    Control Royal Gnome
    >I shall make the Gnome royalty my puppets!

    Finders' Curse of Force and Necromancy
    >I'll uh...forcefully become a necromancer after encountering a Gypsy!

    Imperial Working of Mud and Viciousness
    >I'll drown my enemies in vicious imperial mud!

    Perfected Invocation of Call Dragon
    >Fuck yeah

    Seduce Accursed Vipers
    >Bow chickawowow
    >> ­­Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:57 No.14251166
    Circle of Mystic Timelessness
    Evocation of Hypnotise Charismatic Lord
    Glamour of Become Unjust Healer
    Gnomes' Conjuration of Flesh
    Rune of Call Titans

    I think I'm going to rule the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:58 No.14251179
    Curse of Negate Shielding
    Dancers' Hunger
    Goddess's Heroism
    Ritual of Control Jump
    Screaming Artists' Spell of Anger

    I think i might be alright with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:58 No.14251183
    >Invocation of Call Arch-angel
    >Fine Warning
    >Deadly Lifedraining
    >Sorcery of Earth and Blur
    >Monstrous Ceremony of Become Writer

    Oh great, I'm a Holy Prophet of some law god, with some elemental backup. I can dig this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)13:59 No.14251184
    Zone of Ultimate Sliperiness
    Evocation of Balance
    Slime Hands
    Travellers' Spans of Slime
    Lordly Moon of Slime

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:01 No.14251212
    >Canine's Exorcism of Negation
    I can... turn off negation? I don't even...
    >Destroyers' Lava Lance
    Hell yes.
    >Earth Span
    I can travel around the world? It's a teleportation spell?
    >Kill Bears
    Every bear? Just all at once? Or is it an on-target sort of thing?
    >Pits of Light
    I'm not sure about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:02 No.14251220
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    I Got it really Good, Some kind of flesh crafting wizard.
    Chant of Ooze
    Flesh Negation
    Illuminated Star of Flesh
    Touches of Earth
    Wondrous Conjuration of Summon Beater
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:03 No.14251225
    Slime mage.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:03 No.14251228
    Archmagi Summoning
    Casting of Hypnotise Traitor
    Clouds of Energy
    Cunning Caretakers' Rite of Lust
    Damned Hex of Conjure Good
    So , , , I can summon archmages, and brainwash them if they betray me. Sweeeet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:06 No.14251260
    Immovable Hail
    Master's Climbing
    Saintly Witchery of Water and Invulnerability
    Sly Demon's Hex of Mud
    Studious Traveller's Invocation of Blur

    I imagine the ability to~
    what the fuck was that?
    >> Lawful Balls of Sludge Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:07 No.14251265
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    I fucking love Seventh Sanctum.

    Lawful Balls of Sludge
    Perfect Casting of Sound and Dryness
    Queen's Abjuration of Elimination
    Shivs of Splendid Mana
    The Perfected Charm of the Accursed Carver

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:08 No.14251281
    >The One Hundred Evocations of the Massive Door
    What's behind door number one?!

    >Elemental Ceremony of Conjure Lava

    What's behind door number two?
    >Foul Spell of the Courageous Canines

    Door number three you say? Okay!
    >The Blessed Ritual of the Sadistic Slayer
    He gon' fuck you up.

    >Invocation of Virtue
    I don't think I'll use this spell. Unless I want to screw over a rapist-murderer or a petty thief to confess for lols or something. I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:09 No.14251294
    >Agile Canine's Sigil of Striding
    Agi/Dex buff I guess. Neat.
    >Aquatic Casting of Become Hunter
    But I don't wanna be a hunter!
    >Chant of Control Sly Fish
    That'll learn those cunning fucking trout.
    >Charm of Hypnotise Hateful Annihilators
    BBEG negator
    >Defending Negation
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:10 No.14251298
    >Barbarian's Witchery of Platinum and Smiting
    ... It's barbaric, is somehow platinum, and smites. OK!

    >Cunning Breakers' Sorcery of Terror
    I guess it breaks people's minds from terror?

    >Infernal Sound Wall
    It makes a (somehow infernal) sound when people walk into it?

    >The One Thousand Conjurations of Wizard Slaying

    >Witchery of Become Cruel Slayers
    I'd like to think it would turn me into an amoral perfect soldier.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:11 No.14251309
    Eaters' Illusion of Force and Fertility
    > What?
    Innocent Insects' Rite of Inversion
    > I can turn good bugs inside out.
    The One Hundred Fortuitous Sigils of Silver
    > 100 Lucky silver baubles,
    The Seventy Hellish Conjurations of Serenity
    > Bringing peace of heart, but evilly.
    The Torch of Good
    > A torch that radiates good. I guess it could fool Detect Evil?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:12 No.14251314
    >Detect Helms
    >Divination of Transform Weapons
    Kinda useful I guess
    >Electrical Arrows
    Fuck year
    >Envenom Robes
    Hug mage
    >Exceptional Sigil of the Prismatic Ration
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:12 No.14251321
    Hex of Call Good Queens
    Lances of Deadly Time
    Barriers of Adamantine Ooze
    The Glass of Health
    Web of Infernal Ooze

    Seems like a decent set of choices. Friendly transvestite hordes, some kind of healing drink-maker, and an interesting set of jello controls. Or just use lances made of time to vaporise the fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:13 No.14251337
    FEAR ME!

    >Calling of Seduce Ghostly Gibberer
    Sounds like my last girlfriend. Nagnagnagnagna...

    >Eagle's Charm of Good and Distance
    Distance is good, indeed.

    >Imperial Ritual of Alter Gold
    Shape it into something.

    >Ladder of Hellish Law
    Go down.

    >Sorcery of Slay Ancestral Cat
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:14 No.14251346
    >Meteoric Rain
    Cut and paste, snore
    >Mystical Ritual of the Clear Hole
    OR: Using your Ice Insert Fleshlight
    >Shield of Sludge and Greed
    >Silver Webs
    Did somebody call for a web slinger?
    >Storm of Sludge
    EW, FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:15 No.14251351
    >Call Cowardly Constructors

    Pretty good, as long as its a safe spot, got me some builders. Whorehouses, whorehouses everywhere.

    >Clean Maces

    well, dirty maces just don't work as well as clean ones.

    >Marvelous Sigil of Telepathy

    can read minds, nice

    >The Infernal Glamour of the Charismatic Angels

    This sounds really badass

    >Witchery of Slay Intelligent Speaker

    sounds handy
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:16 No.14251358
    >Embossed Lances of Cold
    Must remember to bring mittens.
    >Summon Ruthless Gnome
    >The Eternal Ceremony of the Souls
    Dat casting time
    >The One Thousand Exorcisms of the Sturdy Torch
    A torch that drives out ghosts. Could be fun.
    >The Two Chants of Good Conjuration
    Do they conjure good itself, or do they improve normal conjuration?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:16 No.14251360
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    Kill Serpents
    Lordly Ritual of Choking and Infamy
    Platinum Transformation
    Shackle Deflection
    The Robe of Silver
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251366
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    Berserkers' Chains of Nothing
    Candle Breaking
    Souls' Rune of Springing and Infamy
    Traitors' Thought Lances
    Web of Cold and Divination
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251367
    rolled 7 = 7

    >Detect Helms

    I am jealous.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251369
    >Endless Divination of the Serene Sinners
    >Glamour of Kill Intelligent Annihilator
    >Green Hand of Victory
    >Incatation of Destroy Armors
    >Infernal Divination of the Glammered Spear

    I think... I'm an Evil Cleric made to fight against Paladin.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251372
    >Absorbs Health

    >Cat Seeking
    A cat is fine too.

    >Control Inversion
    Inverse the inversion.

    >Rune of Become Spirit
    Female locker room voyeurism.

    The Crown of Monsters
    I have an army of monsters.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251374
    >The Eight Castings of Dwarf Killing
    Off to a good start, fuck Mithral Hall
    >The One Thousand Divinations of the Scintillating Mirrors
    This must be really fucking tedious
    >The Savage Working of the Compassionate Amazons
    >Venom Wall
    Why isn't this a canon spell?
    >Working of Nothing
    Keep it up
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251381
    Bows of Gold
    Mystic Incatation of Become Assasin
    Summon Eater
    The Uncountable Exorcisms of the Animate Gauntlets
    Undead Hypnotism

    It seems I've got most situations pretty well in hand. Ballin.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:17 No.14251382
    >Calling of Seek Openers
    >Executioners' Light Lances
    >Ghosts' Compassion
    >Rite of Summon Infamous Insect
    >Seduce Arch-angel

    I love every one of these spells
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:18 No.14251392
    Animated Hail
    - Holy shit, I can summon extra-super controllable natural forces? Awesome.
    Carver's Shrine of Light
    - Consecrated area where my abilities get a boost and "unholy" things get fucked? On top of illumination? Sure, I'll make one!
    Hex of Construction
    - How do...hm...so do I curse someone else's attempts at construction? Their constructs? Or is it some how a positive thing like "positive Juju of don't suck at modeling"? Either way I'm glad to have it.
    Mystical Torch of Spirit
    So...basically Light, but with a couple of extras to be determined later, like maybe a Will O' the Wisp effect? Cool. Can I direct it or is it one object only? Oh it doesn't matter!
    -Wolf's Assault of Silver
    Fuck your lycanthropy, here's a barrage of animated silver. Coincidentally in the form of miniature animated wolf statues/constructs.

    Some sort of necro/enchanter? Well, I guess there's only one thing to say then.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:19 No.14251396
    Accursed Conjuration of Deflect Platinum
    - Deflect's platinum i guess..
    Control Wounding
    - Stop's bleeding/heals
    Divination of Call Agile Ladies
    - Call's agile ladies, Hell yeah.
    Serpent Control
    - Control of serpents? or you get controlled by a serpent..
    The Imperial Ceremony of the Evil Arch-angel
    - Creates a imperial ceremony...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:19 No.14251398
    Animate Hand of Splendor
    Golden Idols of Ooze
    The Crystal of Platinum
    The Uncountable Spells of the Burning Spears
    Unknowable Hail of Fire

    Last two are more than enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:19 No.14251407
    This vain catgirl has hooded, yellow eyes. She has long, wavy, blue hair worn in a complex style. Her skin is white, with blue fur on her ears and tail. She has a muscular figure. Her tufted ears are alert. Her fashion preferences are best described as "as little as possible."

    What generator were we suppose to use again?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:21 No.14251418
    The Book of Lust
    The Infinite Divine Evocations of Spears
    The Ten Sorceries of the Metallic Dungeon
    Tomes of Heat
    Transform Jump

    >Transform Jump
    >> Vice !!SOT0y3VlD46 03/15/11(Tue)14:21 No.14251422
    >Clever Beater's Invocation of Climbing
    >Hellish Sigil of Mana
    >The Incatations of Exceptional Fire
    >The Sun of Compassion
    >Unholy Abjuration of the Animate Spear

    Spiderman that shoots flames with an unholy spear flying around impaling things?

    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:22 No.14251443
    >Glibness Negation

    >Rune of Thawing
    Useful if I ever find myself in an icy environment, or blocked by a wall of ice, or something.

    >Snake Calling
    Calling snakes sounds like a reasonable combat counter to low-level foes.

    >The Exceptional Charm of Lava
    I'm not sure if this allows me to charm lava, grants someone the apparently exceptional charming qualities of lava, or allows me to summon lava, or something else lava related. Whatever it is, I am afraid to find out.

    >The Skull of Slayers

    Seems pretty good.
    >> Gallifrey !E8wgO7ibGk 03/15/11(Tue)14:23 No.14251445
    >>Abjuration of Blinding
    Wall of Blinding Light? Not too bad of a spell to have.
    >>Black Storms of Simplicity
    Swirling inky darkness that turn things in their wake into their most simple forms. I like it!
    >>Demonic Sorcery of the Drunken Sinners
    Evil magic taught to me by sinning drunks or Magic that summons forth drunken sinners. Both are devilishly fine with me.
    >>Rite of Force
    Summoning ceremony of influencing ether. Needs a way to control it though.
    >>The Dire Sigil of the Future Beasts
    Beware the symbol that warns of that beasts to come! Or you may be subject to their horror!

    Not that screwed at all imo.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:23 No.14251446
    >Cold Disks

    Good for drinks. Or enemies, I guess, depending on how cold.

    >Sea Serpent Summoning

    This should go far.

    >Sigil of Negate Earth

    Well, either it makes holes or lets me fly. Earth elementals are probably fucked either way.

    >Spectre's Cloaks of Light

    It sounds cool! Maybe it's invisibility, maybe it's blinding, maybe it's something else!

    >The Ladder of Intoxication

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    >Fish Killing

    Very useful spell. Party will never be hungry, plus FUCK YOU SHARK

    >Giant Orb

    Squishing enemies. Perfect.

    >Lordly Shield of Slime

    Useful for our fighter.

    >Portable Beam of Sharpness

    Again very useful, our blades will always be sharp

    >Summon Barbarians

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:26 No.14251475
    >Archmagi's Honor
    No, your other honor!

    >Gnome's Drunkenness
    Too bad I can't cast Dorf's Drunkenness until next level...

    >Rune of Rulership Negation
    Coup d'etat, here we come!

    >The Grail of Flying
    This sounds like something out of Ace Combat Zero

    >The Shackle of Returning
    A spell used by DMs to railroad their players back to following the plot?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:26 No.14251480
    Dwarf's Darkness Beams
    - Nobody can see a damn thing.
    Fire Rain
    - Except the fire.
    Goddess's Lineage
    - Part-deity.
    Silver Negation
    - Best bros with the lycans.
    Yellow Sphere
    - Green Lanterns beware?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:28 No.14251488
    >Absorbs Barbs

    >Curse of Call Unholy Lords
    When I curse people die. True story.

    >Portable Gushes of Doom
    Bwahahah, die cretins!

    >Spell of Control Thought
    Mind manipulation; cool beans.

    >Witchery of Control Lightning
    ZAP Muthafucka!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:28 No.14251494
    >Caster's Ritual of Entanglement
    Don't know the fuck what it means.
    >Force Negation
    >Glowing Shields of Platinum
    >Goblin Killing
    Huh... goblin killer, I guess.
    >Golden Assault
    Boss killer.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:29 No.14251502
    Angel Control
    >Fuck Year
    Drake Killing
    Illusion of Slay Ladies
    >Better just be an illusion, I need those
    Rite of Control Eternal Screamer
    The Book of Sanity
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:30 No.14251506
    Blocking Transformation
    >Not sure if this blocks me from being transformed or if it causes me to transform when I block an attack. Useful either way.
    Distant Incantation of the Jagged Club
    >Probably a ranged attack type spell.
    Hellish Chant of the Dancing Star
    >Summoning spell of some sort?
    Ice Balls
    >Straight forward offensive spell.
    Sight Deflection
    >Makes anyone that tries to see me just not see me I guess.

    All in all, not a bad selection.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:30 No.14251507
    Dancing Gush of Flying
    A powerful animated gush of water used as a form of transportation, the force working much like a hydrojet, propeling the user across the sky

    Dust Conjuration
    Summons a heavy cloud of dust to obscure vision

    Miserly Saints' Ceremony of Water
    Conjures a large amount of drinking water

    The Hexes of Lesser Energy
    Weakens the victim of the hex, making them tired and weak

    Wolves' Swords of Gold
    Summons a group of humanoid werewolves armed with golden swords to perform one task for you. At its completion the wolves disappear.
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    >The Armor of Agility
    Gives me the ability to move perfectly, even in heavy armour.
    >Rite of Deflection
    I suppose this is some kind of energy shield to block attacks. Should be helpful.
    >Ring of Time
    The ability to stop time in a ring around myself. That's pretty awesome.
    >The Gate of Crystal
    Hopefully a teleportation spell. I don't really need it due to time control, but it'd make things easier.
    >Time Negation
    Fuck. Yes.

    The BBEG is so fucked it's actually funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:31 No.14251519
    Chime Transmutation
    Disk of Voidness
    Incatation of Kill Minor Humanoid
    Perfected Bone Gysers
    Zones of Blood

    I think I'm going to be just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:31 No.14251524
    Hex of Transformation
    > Turning people into toads and shit? Sounds cool.

    Dragon's Hatefulness
    > Summoning dragons to be hatin'? That works.

    One Thousand Incantations of Wind
    > So now I'm a fuckin' airbender. I guess it'll help me get around - maybe even fly?

    Crazed Creator's Abjuration of Defending
    > So now God goes all crazy and decides to allow me to give up my defense? I hope it comes with a crazy increase to attack.

    The Five Conjurations of the Portable Doors
    > So now I can summon porta-doors in five different ways? Not sure how that can be used.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:33 No.14251530
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    >Archers' Assault of Magic
    Magical volley summoned from nowhere? Excellent start
    >Curse of Control Animals
    A curse, eh? Perhaps it creates control animals, animals with control of you
    >Ruler's Star or Air
    >Snares of Dust
    Awesome, I can turn dust into traps
    >Ultimate Hex of the White Chime
    Sounds poetic and, uh.. Ulitmate.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:33 No.14251533
    >Adamantine Glove of Sapphire
    It's Adamantine! It's Sapphire! It's gonna crush your skull!
    >Circles of Gothic Cold
    Because everyone knows that gothic cold is colder and edgier than regular cold.
    >Generous Wolf's Chant of Kindness
    Because nice wolves are better than angry wolves when you're alone in the woods.
    >Gold Deflection
    Useful in case some rich motherfucker tries to drown me in molten gold. Happens all the time.
    >The Infinite Imperial Callings of Flame
    Things are gonna be alright. For me, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:33 No.14251542
    Crazed Evoker's Chant of Earth
    >And I need a wall over here.......
    Kill Innocent Sea Serpent
    >Poor sea serpent :(
    The Armor of Etherealness
    >Try hitting me NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    The Gate of Cats
    >Not sure how I feel about this :\
    The Uncountable Conjurations of Kraken Slaying
    >No Kraken....Fuck YOU!
    >> Ted, Wizard of Ur 03/15/11(Tue)14:34 No.14251550
    rolled 15 = 15

    Blessed Evocation of Good
    >When in doubt, buff it out.
    Divine Blades of Crystal
    >Eat your heart out covenant.
    Evocation of Bronze
    >BAM. Never expected a spellcaster to be made of METAL did you?
    Metallic Assault of Water
    >It's like a Tsunami, but with METAL.
    Mystic Witchery of Magic and Returning
    >Remember Magic Missle? Well, now it's Magic BOOMERANG BITCH.

    I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:35 No.14251555
    >Ring of Time
    Nope, it's called a digit watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:35 No.14251557
    Elemental Span of Ice
    Covers a single object in ice. If the spell is cast on an area (such as the earth), it instead covers as far as the caster can currently see.

    Sound Control
    What it says on the tin. Silence enemies, create illusionary voices, or harm your foes with sonic energy

    Spell of Crystal
    Traps another spell in the form of a crystal, pre-casting it. The crystal can be shattered to unleash the other spell.

    The Chain of Force
    A chain composed of pure energy binds one foe, rendering them unable to move.

    The Infinite Ceremonies of Magma Conjuration
    A powerful ritual which takes many days and nights to cast. When complete, a volcanoe rises from the land...and proceeds to errupt.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:37 No.14251573
    >The Gate of Cats

    Spell of the year, all years.

    >"I call forth a horde.....OF CATS!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:38 No.14251588
    Animated Span of Acid
    I can create and animate a pool of acid. Awesome.

    Deadly Invocation of the Black Arrows
    Summon a rain of cursed arrows. Hell yeah.

    White Weapon of Sapphire
    I can summon an awesome weapon.

    Summon Deathly Saints
    I have an army of Death Knights.

    Armor of Venom and Bronze.
    Enchanted armor. Hell yeah.

    I'm some kind of unholy mage/knight. I'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:38 No.14251597
    >Acidic Arrow
    A staple spell of many game settings. Excellent.

    >Sacred Witchery of the Angry Breaker
    A fancy name for the Rage spell? I'll take it.

    >Conjuration of Absorbs Mud
    ...Okay? Well, uh, maybe it provides a type of DR. Yeah! Looking good.

    >Sorcery of Become Past Knight
    Not too sure about this one. It sounds a little blackguardy to me...

    >Conjuration of Seduce Lesser Animals
    Dude, really?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:39 No.14251601
    >Casting of Slay Insane Invokers
    Instantly kills cultists of the elder gods.

    >Curing Conjuration
    Healing spell

    >Divination of Lava
    Use a pool of lava to foretell the future

    >Greed Transformation
    Turns the target - creature or object - into solid gold

    >Sigil of Summon Corrupt Serpent
    Summons a fiendish snake from the netherworld. Its strength lies not in its combat prowess, but in its skill as a lawyer. The serpent serves you for the duration of one legal trial, merchantile deal, or something of similar nature.

    As its legal fee, the serpent claims half of the spoils, and a year from your life.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:39 No.14251608
    Bear's Glamour of Darkness
    Ghostly Casting of Absorbtion
    >Hole Defilement
    Spell of Sound
    >The Uncountable Chants of Ooze Control

    fun times
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:39 No.14251610
    >Control Courageous Assasin
    How interesting... I've got a minion.
    >Haunt's Divination of Infertility and Ruthlessness
    Serial rapist and oversexual character in my party? Guess what, you're an angry barbarian now.
    >Sigil of Summon Glorious Sea Serpents
    More minions!
    >Torch of Sacred Heroism
    Paladins ain't got nothin, bro.
    >Undertaker's Working of Excellence and Innocence
    Zombie loli minions.

    I think I'll do pretty good. Minions, minions everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:40 No.14251620
    Lover's Slyness
    This spell has two targets: the one that benefits from it, and the one he shall try to seduce. Upon completing the spell, the first target becomes absolutely irresistable to the second, appearing like the perfect mate to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:40 No.14251622
    rolled 2 = 2

    >Conjuration of Clean Stars
    might have some potential combat and/or utlitarian effects
    >Preservation Control
    deffensive? most likely utility
    >Sharp Aura of Thought
    Oooo nice reactive spell to prying eye
    >Transmute Torches
    Hmmmmmm.... basic spell
    >Wondrous Calling of the Sagely Joiner
    potential summon of vast encyclopedic knowledge

    get a fighter for a body guard and I'm set i think
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:41 No.14251630
    Control Archmagi
    Gothic Wall of Death
    Net of Gold and Dust
    The Spells of Lawful Cold
    Vicious Snakes' Exorcism of Lightning

    I think that I'll be doing just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:42 No.14251638
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    Gyser of Ooze
    >well that's bound to be a crowd-pleaser
    Ritual of Control Lightning
    >not bad...
    Ruthless Wyrm's Conjuration of Slime
    >I'm starting to detect a theme here...
    Wall of Ooze
    The Demonic Evocation of the Imperial Archmagi
    >whoa, I have no idea what this would do but it's clearly my ultimate attack
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:43 No.14251644
    Builder's Drunkenness
    >Perpetual hangover.
    Chant of Light and Necromancy
    >...Self-defeating, no?
    Golem's Exorcism of Air and Dexterity
    Ice Clouds
    Spell of Become Ladies
    >> !!xTZrz9SXG81 03/15/11(Tue)14:43 No.14251649
    >Crystals of Infernal Dust
    Summon the tortured remains of undead servants as a cloud of burning ash.

    >Glorified Cold Ball
    Just as it sounds. It's a ball of hellish cold enchanted to instill fear to whomever it's launched at.

    >Great Maces of Bronze
    Summon 1d4 Maces that attack anyone around you, with each mace occupying a space around you.

    >Lesser Working of Crystal
    Summon A crystal drone. Capable of following simple orders and can't attack.

    >Wizard's Hail of Bone
    Sacrificed a summoned undead in order to pelt an opponent with a barrage of bone shards.

    As long as nobody sneaks up on me I'm semi fucked. In a group fight I'll hurt some people.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:44 No.14251654
    >Eternal Calling of Call Speaker
    ...What? Some sort of party face spell, at least. Acceptable.
    >Fire Conjuration
    >Incantation of Summon Cruel Beater
    ...Who, exactly, will he be beating?
    >The Seventy Sigils of Wind Deflection
    Fuck you, the wind. Though needing seventy sigils for an effect that could be achieved with a good umbrella and jacket seems excessive. Could be useful against dragons though, if they do that "buffet you with their wings" thing.
    >Vestments of Fortuitous Wind
    What is up with these wind spells. Looks like armor or some sort of circumstantial bonus though, since I'm wearing magical wind. Mite be cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:44 No.14251658

    Clearly, a foul prophet of Juiblex.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:45 No.14251664
    Ration of Dwarven Darkness
    > Once per day I can call upon the shadows of the Undermountain?
    Great Gate of Slime
    > I am good at runnign away and hiding.
    Span of Copper
    > And if need be, can turn the floor into copper.
    Blood Fields
    > Much-needed attack spell.
    Villainous Motion
    > And to top it off, I flip them the bird.

    I'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:45 No.14251667
    Axes of Frost
    >Fuck yeah. more than 1 axe, and they're enchanted. I can use this.
    Destroyer's Fertility
    >That sounds... Unpleasant...
    Rite of Intoxication
    >Okay, sure. Magic boozes.
    The Ghostly Ceremony of the Just Lizards
    >Holy fuck, I am going to spam this one.
    Undead's Charisma
    >So... Like... 7?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:45 No.14251670
    Bear Control
    Rugged Gloves of Venom
    Slayers' Witchery of Metal
    The Chain of Hunger
    The Deadly Ceremony of the Crazed Monster

    I only need one
    >Bear Control
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:46 No.14251682
    >Gyser of Ooze

    This is actually human racial power and with some feats one can even do it several times it one encounter.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:48 No.14251705
    >Demons' Field of Ruby
    Covers the ground in burning red embers

    >Rains of Frost
    Calls down a hail of ice on the opponent

    >Rite of Voidness Absorbtion
    Void-based magical fails to effect you

    >The Shiv of Charisma
    Enchant one knife. While you aim it at someone's throat you automatically succeed at all intimidate checks

    >Working of Reflection Negation
    Breaks wards that reflect spells
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:52 No.14251749
    Ice Storms
    Doomed Hex of the Electrical Bow
    Shield of Marvelous Distance
    The One Thousand Curses of Sea Serpent Control
    Giant Assaults of Flesh

    As I call forth a gale of frost I sink an arrow into my victim's flesh that both jolts their bodies and dulls their senses. Should they foolishly retaliate I will teleport reflexivly to a distant location and utter the forbiden string of consonants and vowels that summons the leviathans from the depths of the sea to bring the world to its knees. And should my enemy still remain - after weathering the combined forces of the elemental, mystical, emotional and mythical - my final "assault" will see them broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:55 No.14251769
    Animated Storms of Mud - Eat animated mud, fuckers
    Lesser Sorcery of Dust - Uh...I can use dust in minor spells?
    Kraken Seduction - Fuck yes, I get a hot kraken bitch to do what I want. All that water means there will be mud. To animate into storms.
    Glamour of Slay Barbarian - I can get someone to kill barbarians for me, I guess?
    Control Control - ....wut?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:58 No.14251794
    > Corruptors' Agility
    What is this I don't even.

    >Good Assaults
    The BBEG gets overwhelmed by the assaults of goodness.

    >Spheres of Instant Cold
    I can instantly reduce the temperature of an area.

    > The Fifty Conjurations of Fletcher Control
    "Quickly! Make me more arrows!"

    > Vipers' Helms of Crystal
    Probably a magical helmet made out of crystal.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:59 No.14251807
    Courageous Beast's Exorcism of Cunning
    >Alright. This Sounds like a spell that kicks spirit ass.

    Cursed Invocation of Seduce Victor
    >Assuming I survive the encounter, I'll have the best angry sex in my life.

    Evil Incatation of the Sturdy Gloves
    >Then I'll punch him out and take his money, trinkets and other valuables.

    Hateful Soldier's Sigil of Caring
    >Afterwards...feel sorry for him and return it all? I think this might be a backfire.

    Hex of Control Demonic Screamer
    >Oh wait. More angry sex...with a sexy demon bonus!

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)14:59 No.14251812
    That's some meta shit right there son. Control Control controls other spells that control things. You could even Control Control Control Control.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:00 No.14251816
    My adventure is to build my own fortress from which to rule over my domain, while in the process actually conquering that domain. I would be nice to my subjects but horrible to my enemies. I wouldn't try to conquer everyone, that's just overdoing it.

    >Bone Transformation
    Oh dear, all the horrible pain I could cause those who threaten me.

    >Calling of Hypnotise Dwarven Constructors
    I can hypnotise some dwarven constructors to help me build the fortress and a city around it. I may be powerful, I have no idea how I should build a city.

    >Joiners' Charm of Alteration
    I'm not exactly sure what this spell would alter. I shall have to test it on some peasants..

    >Shrines of Sylvan Heroism
    Elven shrines? Cool, I like elves.

    >Wonderful Incatation of the Cruel Lover
    ..okay. So I can summon a wonderfully cruel lover. Or a cruelly wonderful lover. Should be fun, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:03 No.14251846
    Caring Haunters' Conjuration of Choking
    Great Sigil of Venom and Striding
    Haunts' Hatefulness
    The Fifty Witcheries of Mud Negation
    The Infinite Spells of the Thundering Gems

    HA 5 spells I have infinite + 53 spells
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:03 No.14251849
    > Circle of Demonic Fortification
    Useful defensive spell. The enemy have to go through a magical, demon based defense to get to me.

    > Divine Incatation of the Clever Gravediggers
    They dig graves in convenient places, so that people fall into them when they don't expect it.

    >Gate of Ghostly Bronze
    A supernatural gate made of bronze, good for blocking choke points.

    >Invocation of Good Control
    I can... control people or creatures who are good-aligned? Fuck yes.

    >Rune of Absorbs Diamond
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:05 No.14251862
    Call Disrupting Elf
    >one herp derp elf coming up
    Deflect Cloaks
    >all that dangerous clothing, no bad fashion for me
    Doors of Blessed Bronze
    >Big ol' metal doors!
    Dragon's Ritual of Wounding and Generosity
    >pelt your enemies with gold coins, piss of the nearest dragon whos hoard you're shrinking
    Working of Hypnotise Arch-angel
    >Hay Gabe! wanna take care of this for me? you're a peach...
    >> Youryna !uJlE/O9/kA 03/15/11(Tue)15:06 No.14251870
    rolled 29 = 29

    Nah, it just controls pretty well.
    >> Loptr 03/15/11(Tue)15:08 No.14251893
    This generator again? Ok I'll play, it's always a hoot.

    Dire Helmet of Light
    >A bit silly looking form of magical defense, but I'll take what I can get.

    Ruthless Crusaders' Calling of Innocence
    >Handy when I've accidentally pissed off the whole tribe or town and need to make them forget I had anything to do with that explosion.

    The Twenty Spells of Slayer Seduction
    >Just in case I am attacked by someone I'd rather get in the sack, I like to be very prepared.

    Witchery of Muck
    >Control over muck isn't glorious but surprisingly useful to bog down your enemies. Not so good at direct offense, but that's why I've learned...

    Wizards' Arrows of Ooze
    >Acid arrows are smalltime. This can bind them and keep them from escaping while they take damage. The can also be cast to only eat certain kinds of material, which can prove useful to set up TSoSS.

    I'm some kind of Douche Wizard
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:09 No.14251910
    Blast of Magic and Tunneling
    >Straightforward magic blast. Except it also tunnels. Kind of useful?
    Demonic Rite of Seduce Snake
    >...This could work out. Any naga/lamia/etc in the setting? I'm golden.
    Sigil of Inversion Control
    >I control inverted things? Or maybe I can control things by inverting them.
    The Divine Exorcism of the Crazed Specter
    >Crazy ghost protection. Could be handy.
    Wondrous Casting of Mana and Truth
    >Dunno what this is, but it sounds like an awesome buff spell.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:09 No.14251911
    >The One Hundred Rituals of Darkness Control
    The first step of the journey.

    >Exceptional Incantation of Stone and Spikes
    To impede your enemy's movement is to control the battlefield.

    >Field of Ultimate Fire
    Lay waste to your opposition.

    >The Pit of Titans
    The forbidden gates open with this ritual.

    >Slay Dire Gods
    You will become what you kill, and all of creation watches trembling.
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    >Conjure Divination
    you know for when I want a Divination
    >Lady's Heroism
    initiate "fuck you" mode
    >The Chain of Arch-angels
    I imagination them holding hands
    >The Evocations of Chaotic Silver
    for when one silver bullet isn't over kill enough
    >The Seventy Callings of Fish Hypnotism
    Yesh this has the potential to be the most fun spell ever
    near as I can tell I'm a mad hag living in a cave in the woods. possibly emerging to lay the smack down on bandits or the odd nasty that's got too big for his boots
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:10 No.14251928
    Archmagi' Invocation of Gold and Lust- Every fat nerd's fantasy: Bitches and Bounty.

    Blasphemous Exorcism of the Caring Bear- ....Demonic Care Bears

    Ghostly Rune of Bronze and Desire- The Smaller version of the first spell. It just gives you a really nice tan.

    Lawful Hex of Mud and Charisma- An Enchanted Mudmask that makes the caster irresistible to the opposite gender.

    The One Thousand Evocations of Thought Alteration- Well now that I've spent time making myself awesome and wealthy, I erase my existence from the minds of everyone around me and live the life of Mysterious Traveler
    >> Loptr 03/15/11(Tue)15:16 No.14251984
    Let's try this out again...

    Abyssimal Ceremony of Absorbs Blood
    Infernal Conjuration of Summon Demon
    Runed Storms
    Seduce Quester
    The Glorious Illusion of Diamond

    This is a pretty damn good skill set for a BBEG. Gain power from blood sacrifice, summon powerfu demons, create magical storms over the land, SEDUCE THE WOULD BE HEROES, and bribe others into opposing them using fake gems. Shit is so cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:20 No.14252026
    >>Compassionate Berserker's Abjuration of Generosity

    When cast on self it makes strangers donate random items to me.

    >>The Glove of Romance

    Wenches and hoes....

    >>The Mystical Sorcery of the Snake

    Turns me into a large snake, able to spit poison and shed skin to regenerate.

    >>The Two Callings of Copper Deflection

    Summons a shimmering copper shield to protect me from incoming missiles and blows.

    >>Transform Terror

    Makes me immune to fear or terror, turning it into happy thoughts?

    Looks like a good mix. Could do with more offense though.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:28 No.14252121
    >Assaults of Deathly Lightning
    A heavy barrage of Necromantic Lightning. Heals Undead and Hurts anything with a pulse

    >Chain of Damned Reflection
    Wrench out a fiendish reflection of the target, it attacks the original, and transfers and damage from the caster to the original via a handheld, almost invisible chain.

    >Conjuration of Control Bone
    Just that. At higher levels the bones don't have removed from their owners to be controlled.

    >Invocation of Terror Conjuration
    Summon an image of the target's own death. Needless to say it's pretty disturbing and makes one hell of a distraction if nothing else.

    >Shooting Spears of Wind
    An ultra-long-distance spell that focuses the wind to a single point as an arrow.

    So I'm a fallen angel? Instead of guiding souls to their paradise, I condemn them to a fate worse than death.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:29 No.14252130
    Dude, turning into a giant snake never helps.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:35 No.14252190
    Insane Haunt's Ceremony of Intoxication
    Lances of Lightning
    Negate Flame
    Create Maces
    Lizard Control

    ...Wow, I totally fuck dragons over something fierce.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:36 No.14252199
    Acidic Bolts of Lightning
    Bodily Chambers of Muck
    Dancing Barrier of Slime
    Elven Platinum Spans
    Invocation of Kill Bane

    I'll survive, but i need a mop
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:38 No.14252225
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    >Blending Negation
    Counterspell? Always nice.

    >Exorcism of Seduce Endless Walkers
    I get to exorcise evil spirits for the price of summoning horny eldritch abominations from outer planes who are after my ass? Well...I don't think I'll be using this often.

    >Keepers' Anger
    Probably a passive skill that increases my combat stats when people take my things. Well, fits my OCD.

    >Perfect Curse of the Compassionate Arch-angel
    Sounds like a retardedly powerful spell that will drain all my energy when I use it on the BBEG before fainting after an epic speech to my party.

    >The Infinite Sorceries of Fire Transformation
    And then I come to my senses stronger than ever and unleash this to obliterate the arch-evil with a fiery inferno. Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:49 No.14252322

    Okay, so im secretly a basillisk, and tricks strangers into giving me their stuff and sleeping with me. Don't judge me!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:51 No.14252341
    Curse of Seduce lesser bear
    Witchery of negate infertility

    Mother. of. God.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)15:56 No.14252381
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    >The Chain of Arch-Angels
    Pic related.

    Deadly Curse of Magma and Kindness
    >So, I can force people to ooze lava if they're mean?
    Ghostly Crystal Storm
    >Sounds spooky, but I'm not sure how well it will go in a fight.
    Haunted Thorns
    >Haunted by my ghostly crystals, perhaps?
    Rings of Metal
    >Binding spell!
    The Spectral Working of the Saintly Eagles
    >What's with all the ghosts!?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:01 No.14252433
    >Calling of Summon Wyrm
    Self-explanatory. Some minions never hurt.

    >Curse of Control Gnomes
    So...I can curse people into being able of controlling gnomes? Well, I can use it on my party members anytime.

    >The Blessed Charm of the Hellish Undead
    Turns targets into powerful undead beings who are constantly damaged by "blessed" part of the spell. Tricky.

    >The Uncountable Spells of Canine Slaying
    Can come in handy when fighting well, canines.

    >Witchery of Become Divine Healers
    Cast on the party before the grand showdown to not worry about health anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:01 No.14252440
    >>Cleric's Curse of Gender-reversal and Sadness
    Turns people into the opposite sex and regret crossing me
    >>Crazed Gibberer's Casting of Timelessness
    A time stop or spell to stop aging?
    >>Fine Charm of the Charismatic Queen
    Automatic success on any social interaction.
    >>The Fifty Villainous Illusions of Light
    Evil mirror image, mixed with other tricks to confuse and bedazzle.
    >>The Mask of Beaters
    I put on the guise of a bruiser? I dont know...

    Sounds like I'm a master illusionist with a mean streak.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:02 No.14252451
    > Assasins' Hex of Ice and Sadness
    Freeze people and get them to feel bad about their life.
    > Elemental Rite of the Generous Walker
    What? A fundamentals class about being a mobile philanthropist?
    > Fighter's Touches of Stone
    Do they turn to stone, or does the fighter? Rock punches gotta hurt.
    > Mystic Circles of Energy
    What kind of energy?
    > Weapons of Fire
    Party buff!
    >> Kadabra !E7j8uAql5U 03/15/11(Tue)16:07 No.14252495
    >Invocation of Slay Corrupt Gnome
    Could be... useful? Probably not.
    >Krakens' Drunkenness
    >The Crystal of Force
    No idea what it does, but with a name like that how can you go wrong?
    >The Thirty Ancient Abjurations of Barbarism
    Sounds reasonably badass.
    >Wolves' Air Disk
    An allusion to the moon. Useful for harvesting spell components that can only be acquired during a full moon or whatever? Or possibly to trigger lycanthropes unexpectedly.

    This sounds pretty fun, actually!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:07 No.14252496
    Corruptors' Charisma - That kind of insidious evil who has everyone wrapped around their finger.
    Feline's Illusion of Slime and Shocking - Not sure about the cat part, but make people think the floor is slippery and they're getting tazed.
    Final Pacing - Not sure here.
    The Door of Devouring - A door that eats people! DO WANT!
    The Good Sigil of the Dwarves - Probably gets you drunk.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:07 No.14252498
    >Alter Defense
    Defense debuff?

    >Blessed Chant of the Angry Lords
    Buff similar to rage?

    >Hellish Incantation of the White Tiaras
    Illusion of some sort?

    >Splendid Glamer of Defense
    Either a super defense buff, or an illusion of some kind of grand armor or something

    >Zone of Thought and Warmth
    A refreshing enchantment, replenishing my spells per day and leaving me feeling rested, it also protects from cold.

    Feels like a cleric.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:09 No.14252526
    >Banes' Rune of Absorbtion
    >Electrical Circle of Good
    >Fortuitous Curse of Absorbs Magic
    >Wyrm's Curse of Timelessness
    sounds pretty cool

    >Chant of Become Kraken
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:10 No.14252530
    Destroyers' Hex of Frost
    >Kill everyone with cold.
    Hypnotise Intelligent Lords
    >Climbing the social ladder here.
    Puncturing Deflection
    >I deflect things... inside people's bodies? Boom.
    The One Thousand Incatations of the Green Swords
    >No idea who the Green Swords are, so that's not likely to help much.
    Wolves' Glove of Acid
    >My hands melt everything!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:13 No.14252575
    I think i ended up multi classing with slut

    >Human Seduction
    Self Explanatory
    >Ooze Absorbtion
    You have to clean up some how
    >Rune of Seduce Kings
    Kings are my bitches now
    >The Eighty Castings of Elf Seduction
    Massive elf orgies
    >The One Hundred Ethereal Illusions of Drunkenness
    Party time
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:14 No.14252588
    -Arrows of Immovable Gold
    *Shoots* *CLANG* What the fuck was that!?
    -Bodily Lance
    I charge people with my head?
    -Darkness Lance
    WTF do I need the other one for!?
    -The Divine Ritual of the Fish
    Jesus-style, food for the many from the few.
    -The Gem of Purity
    Lob it at the undead and watch them crumble.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:17 No.14252612
    >Bone of Illuminated Reflection
    Turns a bone into a hollow mirror that shows everything lit up by a specific light source. Scrying spell.

    >Curse of Slay Elves
    A phrase that causes any elf that hears it to die in 66 seconds.

    >The Vestment of Voidness
    Creates a robe that's an inside-out portable hole; weapons that strike it wiff through harmlessly.

    >Triton's Kindness
    Underwater breathing and freedom of movement.

    >Kill Breaker
    Stops the caster from dying, but only once per cast.

    Perfectly fine, as long as I'm going after aquatic elf treasure.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:17 No.14252619
    >>Casting of Call Artists
    wtf is a call artist lol

    >>Chant of Slay Barbarians
    Fighter and Barbarian debuff?

    >>Doomed Venom Assaults
    sounds like a MM of some kind but with prolonged effects

    >>Elves' Ceremony of Gender-reversal
    I can haz vagina

    >>Unholy Magma Span
    Lava fire death thingy, handy i guess
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:19 No.14252641
    >Goblets of Worldly Simplicity
    Just a basic infinite drink thing.
    >Invocation of Become Perfect Krakens
    Krakens? As in, more than one kraken? I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
    >The Good Conjuration of the Distant Wolves
    I would like some wolves, but way over there.
    >The Six Elemental Sorceries of Magic
    A combo platter of elemental magic? Can't go wrong there.
    >Timelessness Alteration
    So, I can turn immortality on and off? Silly Liches, should've brought some glue.
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    > Barriers of Deathly Purity
    > Divination of Transformation
    > Evil Cold Webs
    > Journeyman's Spell of Fire
    > Orb of Foul Voidness
    I'd say I'm decently well off.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:23 No.14252678
    Control Jump
    > I can move around in the air after jumping, like a vidya.
    Incantation of Misfortune and Benevolence
    > Causes a string of bad luck that humbles the target?
    Lance of Copper
    > Avoid lightning spells.
    Spell of Demon Seduction
    > Gonna get freaky.
    Strangulation Conjuration
    > I find your lack of faith disturbing.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/15/11(Tue)16:23 No.14252685
    >Displacement Absorbtion
    So, anything that hits me gives me energy equal to its kinetic energy? Damn. That sounds unreasonably strong.

    >Divinities' Ring of Time
    I stole a god's time travel ring?! Bitchin'!

    >Ruler's Sound Webs
    I...can tie people up with sound waves?

    >The Infinite Spiritual Sigils of Swords
    This sounds a lot like a tattoo that imbues me with ridiculous weapon skills.

    >Wanderer's Rune of Deflection
    Another tattoo. This one obviously makes me bulletproof. You know, in case that first spell fails.

    I'm not gonna lie, guys. I sound like a pretty awesome supervillain.
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:25 No.14252708
    >Acid Disk
    Sounds like an allright fighting spell.

    >Negate Frost
    No ice damage. Nice.

    >Spell of Blocking
    Block physical attacks. Nice.

    >Unjust Creators' Working of Serenity
    Spread serenity on the battlefield (and prevent other people from casting spells). Nice. Quite imbalanced - the Creator is indeed Unjust.

    >Wyrm Hypnotism
    And I get a fearsome mount.

    All in all, looks like I'm a bening philosopher-priest about to venture into the frozen Wyrm-infested ruins of the North, in search of enlightenment and answers. Do not bother me, and I shall not bother you.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:25 No.14252715
    Compassionate Humanoid's Sorcery of Lineage
    Past Balance
    Portable Torches of Air
    Sludge Lances
    Summon Dreamer

    What is this I don't even
    Sludge Lances could be useful.
    Summon Dreamer I can put to good use.

    Portable Torches of Air? Now that's out of my league.
    >> Pacman !HeHgIOXvKE 03/15/11(Tue)16:26 No.14252721
    Calling of Seek Sadistic Divinity
    Gnomes' Sorcery of Alteration
    The Gate of Enchantment
    The Ninety Charms of the Scintillating Crystal
    The Ultimate Divination of the Doomed Silencers

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:26 No.14252722
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    Crazed Bear's Curse of Lava
    Disk of Thought
    Fletchers' Barbarism
    Generous Wizard's Chant of Intoxication
    Lost Arrow of Flesh

    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:26 No.14252726
    Elemental Darkness Beams
    - Hell Yes

    Insect's Beam of Cold
    - Again, more evocation, with a bit of a Bug type theme

    Rune of Slay Krakens
    - Hi, >>14252526

    Savage Casting of the Drunken Insect
    - I dunno, when drunk, the power of my Insect's Beam of Cold rises, with the material component of a shot?

    Abjurations of Perfect Magic
    - An Exalted-style Perfect Defense.

    Overall, a bit on the blasty side, but still decent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:27 No.14252729
    Summon Dragons
    Infinite Chants of Voidness
    Uncountable Witcheries of Voidness
    The Glorified Ceremony of the Ghostly Wyrms
    Working of Kill Sea Serpent

    Naw bro, I think I'll do just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:29 No.14252756

    Icy Clouds
    Monstrous Magma Shields
    Sagely Lords' Exorcism of Sadness
    Slay Defender
    Splendid Incatation of the Charismatic Dragon

    ...Words cannot describe the hilarity that would be my adventure...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:29 No.14252758
    >Gibberers' Invocation of Ether and Benevolence
    No idea what this does.
    >Greater Invocation of the Cowardly Chameleons
    So I've got a spell for hiding if things are looking ugly, or the need for stealth comes up. Useful.
    >Invocation of Deflect Energy
    >Keen Zone
    Sounds useful.
    >Time Arrows
    Hell yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:31 No.14252773
    Earth Control - Useful. Not too shabby.

    Hex of Seek Ghosts - Eeh, limited use.

    Lesser Sorcery of Deflect Acid - Against most enemies I'm utterly fucked with this.

    Rite of Call Quester - Cool, I can return to my quest giver/ send him easy messages.

    The Bone of Insanity - WhatthefuckamIreading.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:31 No.14252786
    >Bolt of Holy Platinum
    >Forbidden Casting of the Prismatic Portals
    >Orb of Air and Ease
    >Viper Seduction
    >Yellow Hail

    I'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:34 No.14252813
    Fortuitous Illusion of Deflection
    > You didn't hit me! *Bleeds*
    Gender-reversal Control
    > Did you know you hit like a girl! In fact, you are the little girl! *Bleeds more*
    Hand of Energy and Warning
    > Thanks for giving me that heads-up about being shot. *Bleeding still*
    Hearer's Crowns of Time
    > I can listen to myself having been shot. *Bleeds out*
    Hex of History
    > Oh great, I've got slow-motion replay of me being shot... *Dies*
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/15/11(Tue)16:35 No.14252821
    Going again.

    >Demonic Incatation of Dust
    Dust. Dust EVERYWHERE. Useful against female opponents.

    >Hunter's Compassion
    It...skins and cooks something I killed so that nothing goes to waste?

    >Lordly Muck Webs
    Also useful against female opponents.

    >The Forbidden Divination of the Generous Soldier
    This appears to be nothing more than a spell that shows me which soldiers I can grift off of most easily. I suppose that's something.

    >Webs of Darkness
    And we end on a very "THEY'LL PAY! YOU'LL ALL PAY!" note...

    So, I appear to be some kind of magical rapist who makes a living cheating soldiers out of their pay, supplies, and food. Once again, I sound more like the villain than the hero.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:37 No.14252853
    -Abyssimal Casting of the Howling Gems
    Could sell for something I suppose, or be a nasty prank.

    -Hex of Lava

    -Infinite Sigils of Air
    Would blow me away every time I use it

    -Lordly Glamour of Fire and Haunting
    Don't worry, you only -think- you're burning alive. Mind the ghosts

    -Meteoric Maces of Good
    I'm prepared for an anti-evil excursion too

    I think i should be okay
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:39 No.14252876
    >Spirit Absorbtion
    Good start... Good start.
    >Rite of Transformation
    Even better!
    >Jagged Assault of Striding
    Don't know what it does but it sounds cool.
    >Scintillating Zones
    >Incatation of Fish Seduction
    Oh god damn it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:40 No.14252885
    Gauntlet of Blessed Sound
    >Punching my enemies, WITH SOUND!
    Prismatic Breaths of Splendor
    >I can exhale in a variety of colors? with matching scents?! WANT!
    Sigil of Deflection
    Voidness Storm
    >Very Cool
    Wanderer's Charisma
    >and yep, I'm a bard...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:42 No.14252903
    Heh...so I can control drunken rangers, find evil clerics and have cool gloves. Oh, and summon ancient dragons.

    Glove Alteration
    Ritual of Hypnotise Drunken Hunter
    Spell of Summon Eternal Wyrm
    The Ethereal Calling of the Final Invokers
    Witchery of Seek Unholy Healers
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:44 No.14252929
    Abyssimal Calling of Transformation
    >The universe itself it hellbent on transforming me,
    Chant of Deflect Gender-reversal
    >But at least I stay the proper gender.
    Mana Transformation
    >Even my damn magic is plotting against me.
    Spears of Blasphemous Death
    >Well, well, well, what have we here?
    Zones of Sacred Mana
    >Can I now afflict my mana's effects on others!?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:45 No.14252932
    Fancy Wizard esquire III, watch as I use my staggering wealth to destroy my opponents

    Beam of Diamond
    Breaths of Gold
    Chains of Gold
    Mystic Incantation of Alter Crystal
    Sorcery of Transmute Crowns
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:46 No.14252940
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    >Calling of Summon Intelligent Eater
    So I know what's good to eat.
    >Crazed Wanderer's Invocation of Disruption
    A madman wanders by and causes a disturbance.
    >Disks of Muck
    >Embossed Shields of Inversion
    That's high-quality embossing on those shields, but the colors are backwards.
    >The One Hundred Runes of Acid Absorbtion
    I get to bring Tums?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/15/11(Tue)16:47 No.14252948
    Alright, let's see if I can be heroic this time...

    >Chimes of Blessed Strength
    I have wind chimes. They make me into the Incredible Hulk.

    >Conjure Sliperiness
    Oh, this has potential for hilarity...

    >Cruel Haunter's Ceremony of Time
    Ok. Another time traveler. I think.

    >Spell of Absorbs Voidness
    I absorb...void? Well, that's not very useful unless I end up in space...at which point I'll become godlike.

    >Trap Envenoming
    Quick and efficient.

    Well, either I'm the Elemental Master of Slapstick Comedy, or I'm a dark wizard building an impenetrable tower (due to all the poisoned traps and infinite slipperiness) to the heavens to absorb the vacuum of space and become God.

    What's the deal, man?
    >> Gilgamesh, King of Heroes !EnkiduOJiw!!fXOkC1tdv81 03/15/11(Tue)16:47 No.14252953
    Disk of Deadly Fire
    Lady's Incatation of Lava
    Perfected Disks of Platinum
    The Pit of Mana
    The Shackle of Lava

    I'm a (female?) fire/lava wizard who can summon pits of mana to recharge. And make disks of platinum to sell for tons of money.

    I apparently have this under control.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:51 No.14252983
    >Cursed Ceremony of the Hateful Fish
    Worst. Familiar. Ever.
    >Evocation of Evocation and Intelligence
    So I have a spell that causes an infinite feedback loop of INT bonuses. Awesome, as long as it doesn't make me go insane and/or cause my head to explode.
    >The Goblet of Muck
    ...That's pretty much worthless.
    >The Uncountable Workings of the Golden Blades
    I have no idea how they work, but look, isn't this awesome? They slice AND dice!
    >Walls of Abyssimal Darkness
    It's either unlimited directional stealth, or an impenetrable barrier of nothingness. Neat, either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:53 No.14253002
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    >Haunted Serpent's Casting of Devouring
    Insane Vipers' Curse of Venom
    Charm of Kill Barbaric Questers
    The One Thousand Abjurations of the Animated Armors
    Elven Rune of Rulership

    Um, I think, just maybe that I am destined to become the BBEG here.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:56 No.14253024
    I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:58 No.14253038
    >Blessed Rains of Metal


    >Cowardly Ghost's Working of Cleverness

    So clever, you didn't expect it. So cowardly, you'd never see it.

    Ritual of Absorbtion

    ITT become Gotenks / Vegito

    >The One Hundred Rites of Lightning Conjuration

    A shitstorm, but with lightning.

    >Zones of Metal

    Rocking the fuck out while pushing your face in.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)16:59 No.14253040
    Call Crusaders
    Field of Good
    Hateful Writers' Divination of Benevolence
    Hex of Absorbs Nothing
    Seek Perfect Demon

    I am seemingly a Paladin... i just hope the Crusaders can take on this Perfect Demon.
    >> Spirit !!aW26533QJ29 03/15/11(Tue)17:04 No.14253099
    >Accursed Venom Rain
    >Ceremony of Measure
    Wait, what?
    >Glorious Flesh Web
    Uh.. I'm not sure how -
    >The Damned Hex of the Sly Humanoids
    I - I suppose that -
    >The Unspeakable Exorcism of the Aquatic Lovers

    Okay.. So i'm a poison rain generating, flesh-fetishist of a tailor, with a distinct hatred of conmen and a vow to slaughter all Zora?

    ...Oy.. Well, i've got a lot of work to begin..
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:06 No.14253107
    >Cat's Curse of Negation
    Always handy to have a counterspell
    >Savage Invocation of Control Nothing
    Wahoo, completely useless. Hopefully I took a feat to swap that out.
    >The Infinite Abyssimal Runes of Suns
    Now we're talking! Runes that call upon the power of the Abyssimal Sun of the Underworld.
    >Deathly Knives of Stone
    >The Sword of Cunning
    Class: Swordmage. Or knifemage. I think I'd prefer Knifemage. Next time I see a drawfag thread, I'm gonna request a Knifemage.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:09 No.14253144
    >Golem's Honor
    I guess it makes the target serve you like a mindless golem?
    >Purple Pit of Dust
    Drops enemies into pits filled with choking dust. Not bad, and works aginst most things.
    >Sigil of Become Archmagi
    Gentlemen, I have the best spell.
    >The Ninety Conjurations of the Embossed Maces
    Conjure ninety maces? Hardcore if their all animated, good for equipping allies if not.
    >Vestments of Accursed Preservation
    Use it on enemies. There corpses stay fresh for animation.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:14 No.14253184
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    Control Nothing?!?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/15/11(Tue)17:18 No.14253241
    One more. If it's not heroic, then I accept my status as the BBEG.

    >Calling of Flame and Opening
    Ok. It summons ribbons of flame that sear away any doors that block my path. That's not necessarily evil, just badass...

    >Dire Conjuration of the Red Helmet
    Ok, so this sounds like a spell to summon some scary-ass enchanted helmet, but it could easily just mean I'm a paladin who has to...defend...the evil helmet?

    >Sorcery of Sludge Transformation
    ...I...can summon up half-formed abominations from industrial waste. I...I guess Splinter did something like this. Not necessarily evil, though it's pretty suggestive.

    >Span of Crystal and Doom
    Crystal missiles? What am I, Lex Luthor?

    >The One Thousand Royal Evocations of Thought
    My God...I AM Lex Luthor!

    Ok. I accept it. I'm the villain in your story. Prepare to get some Diamond SCUDS to the face before my Evil Ninja Turtles tear you a new asshole.

    Come to think of it, Shredder could GrimDarked into a pretty scary villain.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:21 No.14253258
    Blasphemous Exorcism of the Spined Temple
    Control Rulership
    The Forbidden Charm of the Blessed Insect
    The Unholy Divination of the Villainous Archmagi
    Ultimate Spell of Control Lava

    i think i'll be ok
    >> MrDakkaDakka !!bwH67Nht42Y 03/15/11(Tue)17:24 No.14253299
    Crowns of Spiritual Lava
    Distant Spell of Light
    Icy Walls of Health
    Sadistic Triton's Conjuration of Invulnerability
    Sigil of Call Humanoids
    Looks like I'm gonna be alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:24 No.14253305
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    >Charismatic Traitor's Curse of Drunkenness
    This seems like either a brilliant debuff or a daterape spell. Win-win!

    >Compassionate Titan's Hex of Serenity
    Hrm. Hex, eh? Must be a way to pacify people. Especially the large people. Works for me, big races are angry races!

    >Earth Alteration

    >Hex of Call Conjurer
    Summon summoner. This can only get more ridiculous; love it.

    >The One Hundred Exorcisms of the Thunderous Moons
    EVERYBODY DIES. This sounds like a fucking planet-killing spell.

    Yeah, I've got this shit handled.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:26 No.14253328
    >Abjuration of Control Ultimate Dwarf
    Well... I'm pretty sure this allows me to control an epic level dwarf.

    >Amazon's Generosity
    Summon an amazonian woman to fight/sex you for 1 minute per level

    >Charm of Deflection
    A necklace that deflects damage.

    >Nothing Beams
    A ray of disintegration

    >Ritual of Alteration
    Allows casting above caster level for a while
    >> Medic !!2XdZXXIUy+Y 03/15/11(Tue)17:29 No.14253355
    Call Dwarves
    Chant of Titan Control
    Elf Slaying
    Ritual of Invulnerability
    Romance Negation

    I would surmise I'm the evil guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:31 No.14253373
    >Calling of Create Shields
    Well that's always a good start, creating a force field for protection
    >Evocation of Annihilate Gauntlets
    Awesome! I can summon magical gauntlets which raise my strength to unimaginable levels
    >Gnome's Sigil of Opening
    A spell to open things, could be very useful
    >Viper's Wind Ball
    Some kind of wind-attack spell, also very useful
    >Wise Eater's Ceremony of Thieving
    Uhh... I guess it lets me steal food or something? That'd probably be pretty good ot have.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/15/11(Tue)17:32 No.14253392
    >Invulnerable dwarf-leading elf-slayer

    I believe you're the good guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:34 No.14253410
    MVP Spell: Detect Helms
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:37 No.14253440
    >Curse of Call Crazed Goblins
    >Innocent Barbarian's Rune of Mud
    ...Maybe if I want to start a mud slide?
    >Serene Human's Witchery of Strangulation
    >Sorcery of Diamond and Dryness
    Petrification that pays off!
    >The Goblet of Deflection
    Fuck missile attacks!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:42 No.14253483
    Cowardly Krakens' Spell of Blood
    Create Clubs
    Drunken Amazon's Ceremony of Sustenance
    Gyser of Ancient Acid
    Vestments of Lawful Construction

    >drunk amazon bitches
    That sounds alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:42 No.14253487
    >Alter Nothing
    ...well fuck.

    >Bear's Illusion of Good and Etherealness
    Hello, fooled detect evil.

    >Gibberer's Dreaming

    >Ruby Lances
    Yay stabbery. Finally, a plain old offensive spell.

    >The Lantern of Magic
    ...I have no idea. A conjured lantern that does magic?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:42 No.14253488
    Chains of Savage Earth
    Damned Sorcery of the Embossed Spears
    Rune of Ooze and Blur
    Ruthless Wolves' Invocation of Ice
    Savage Webs of Gold

    I appear to be some kind of druidy type nature wizard
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:43 No.14253491
    Ah, dammit, fine.

    Archmagi Summoning
    >Sweet, always wanted one of those
    Ceremony of Seek Past Divinity
    >So... this would lead me to gaining a dead god's power, right?
    Control Swimmer
    >I'm Aquaman! Wait, shit. That sucks.
    Copper Absorbtion
    >I... what? I could... leach the copper from bronze, I guess?
    Sly Fish's Conjuration of Compassion
    >Baby, can't you love me?
    >> Kulten Giratinen !!+s9ijy8tvz5 03/15/11(Tue)17:43 No.14253493
    >Deathly Evocation of Venom and Honor
    Fuck year. A poison shockwave that damages enemies and heals/rallies allies.
    >Evocation of Ooze
    Shit so cash, it could be real. A sphere of sticky acid from a Cube/Ooze.
    >Exceptional Hex of Deflect Muck
    Anti-Poison Glyph. Nothing more to say.
    >Joiner's Necromancy
    COOL BEANS. A choir-cast necromancy spell.
    >The Tiara of Golems
    Magical wench-tiara that gives me mage control over constructs.

    ALL IN ALL: I'm up for some support wizardin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:45 No.14253517
    Doom Negation
    Evocation of Specter Calling
    Foul Exorcism of the Courageous Gibberers
    Ultimate Curse of the Immovable Blades
    Working of Seduce Ruthless Lovers

    Easymode. I'm a seductive super cleric.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:47 No.14253531
    >Abyssimal Abjuration of Summon Angel
    I guess I won't ever have any problem with the good side...

    >Exorcism of Conjuration
    Or anyone really

    >Ritual of Control
    I feel like the bad guy now

    >The Tome of Gnomes
    What is this I don't even

    >The Torch of Lovers
    Seem kind of useless
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:48 No.14253540
    >Exorcism of Resurrection
    Instant kill, only works on people recently resurrected.

    >Gnome Summoning
    Summons GNOMES

    >Prismatic Blast of Heat

    >The Accursed Spell of Sound
    Makes any sound, but only when you don't want it to make that sound.

    >Wonderful Sigil of Call Lizard
    Inscribe a sigil into any surface. When touched, all lizards within a 1d6 miles radius will walk toward the sigil until either the sigil is no longer touched, or the arrive within 10 meters of the caster.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:50 No.14253557
    >Sadistic Nomad's Rune of Wind
    >The Bone of Charisma
    >The Eighty Marvelous Divinations of Moons
    >The One Thousand Sigils of Metal Control
    well this is pretty aweso-
    >The Royal Incantation of Summon Giant Crabs
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:54 No.14253589
    >Gnomes' Reflection
    >Monstrous Gloves of Crystal
    >Power Deflection
    >Shields of Mystical Craftsmanship

    Well, apart from Gnomes' Reflection that doesn't sound too bad actually... but wait, what's the last one?

    >Conjuration of Slay Benevolent Saints

    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)17:55 No.14253597
    >The Bone of Charisma
    good lord
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:05 No.14253685
    >Spell of Deflection

    Sounds useful for defence.

    >The Celestial Ritual of the Happy Specter

    Soooo, a happy Specter will be my faithful companion...

    >Casting of Hypnotise Undead

    Useful, but very limited...

    >Ceremony of Defile Staves

    This one sounds kinda evil. When I fail as an adventurer I could start selling staves to evil magicians.

    >Curse of Submission

    Screw it, I will not go adventuring. I will open a brothel.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:18 No.14253833
    >Green Lances
    Some sort of weapon enchantment/conjuration or mabey a druidic spell. I am ok either way.
    >Howling Touches of Subtlety
    Not sure about this one, its some sort of stealth spell obviously. Mabey it makes the user sneaky for a few minutes before emiting a howling noise?
    >Mana Circle
    Awsome, I can use my spells repeatedly
    >The Forty Sorceries of Barbarian Summoning
    sounds like I can summon 40 different barbarians, but only one at a time. Another good one
    >The Hole of Killers
    makes a hole thats full of murderous people? could be a good trap depending on how long it lasts
    >> Thinatrez 03/15/11(Tue)18:20 No.14253842
    >Beaters' Rite of Crystal
    I have crystals that beat people, or wife beaters are turned into crystal.

    >Flesh Fields
    I do enjoy terrorizing lowly farmers on occasion.

    >The Eighty Charms of Light Negation
    I have darkvision, do you?

    >The Kingly Glamour of the Generous Insect
    Once a month I can summon a kings ransom to me, carried on the wings of an insect swarm.

    >The Uncountable Rituals of the Jagged Doors
    Have fun getting through my door filled maze now bitches.

    As an adventure I am rich and have the greatest mercenary army in the world. Destroying the enemies crops and bringing justice to mistreated house wives everywhere.

    As a BBEG, I have a labyrinth with more treasure than you can dream of. Come get it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:22 No.14253865
    Annihilate Shrines
    Become Otherworldly Returner
    Breaker's Ooze Disk
    Sagely Wyrm's Ritual of Bone
    The Deadly Rune of the Traitors

    >Chaotic Evil
    This looks like one hell of an adventure... It may take 3, even 4 warriors of light to take me down in the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:26 No.14253911
    >Burning Sphere of Sliperiness
    I was sent from the mage society for one reason. One thing guides me in my journey, lights the path ahead. The long, ardous quest to find a use for this spell.

    >Eternal Tome of Wind

    Stand back! I have wind!

    >Sinner's Auras of Blood

    I don't know what that entails exactly, but with a name that badass it -has- to be good.

    >The Elven Ceremony of the Unjust Animal

    Behold, the very ferret that will steal the very amulet from your very neck and end this very fight before it's very beginning, verily!

    >Unspeakable Hex of the Innocent Banes

    Don't make me cast this! Every innocent thing withing a hundred miles of myself shall PERISH when I cast this spell! Just think of the children!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:27 No.14253922
    >Blasphemous Gauntlets of Energy
    Well, I guess I won't have to worry about holy sword chopping my arms off.

    >Conjure Romance
    I'd make a mean dating service. Or just use it and abuse it for what it is worth.

    >Crazed Healer's Ritual of Submission
    Great for those moments when people think I'm crazy and I need them in submission.

    >The Uncountable Holy Illusions of Water
    Well... Scare unholy away?

    >The Uncountable Illusions of Humanoid Summoning
    Bolster the unholy armies numbers?

    I don't know what possible alignment would allow this.
    I suspect this is the spell of the crazy healer witch that lives by her self.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:27 No.14253924
    Dwarves' Incantation of Digging
    Inversion Absorbtion
    Slime Control
    The Demonic Evocation of the Corruptor
    The Idol of Telepathy

    Everyone is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:30 No.14253957
    Bitch, I only need one...
    >Ceremony of Call Gods
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:33 No.14253993
    >Dwarves' Incantation of Digging
    >> Soth !!knPhGLZt6gr 03/15/11(Tue)18:33 No.14253995
    Conjuration of Serenity - lol wut?
    Future Sorcery of Doom - I think this needs a discription
    Krakens' Sphere of Fire - sounds good
    Screaming Circle - does It make me scream? lol
    The Ancestral Working of the Wise Nomad - could be useful I guess?

    I dont know, I think I might be screwed
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:35 No.14254020
    >Invocation of Absorbtion
    Awesome, I love defensive spells.
    >Lizard's Invocation of Sludge
    Sounds gross, but useful for the eventual sewer crawl.
    >Necromancer's Compassion
    A spell that helps the dead or dying by turning them undead, maybe? Got terminal gout? Enjoy your new life as a zombie.
    >The Kingly Spell of the Crazed Amazons
    A spell that causes violent insanity in a regal way? Or a spell of dominion over crazy women?
    >The Two Witcheries of the Spined Dungeons
    This one sounds like it'd do all sorts of insane shit. I'm in.

    Captcha suggests:
    >Outhc Temporal
    For when I need to stop time mages AND I'm suffering from a curse of lisps.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:37 No.14254035
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    Crafter's Charm of Ooze and Law
    Dire Divination of the Vicious Archmagi
    Divination of Control Eater
    Sly Barbarian's Sorcery of Cold
    The Two Spells of Seeker Seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:39 No.14254045
    >Eternal Sorcery of Call Builder
    I shall have the greatest Evil Lair around!

    >Deflect Good
    Protected from nasty, meddling heroes by powerful magic!

    >The Torc of Sadism
    In which I shall have an artifact containing all my evil, for the corruption of captured heroes!

    >Drakes' Ritual of Sound
    Who shall be tormented by replaying the screams of those they tortured, while they had the torc on, after I take it off.

    >Circles of Damned Gender-reversal
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:39 No.14254053
    I'm screwed.

    >Deflect Building
    Now I don't have to worry if someone throws a building at me.

    >Good Rune of Transform Thought
    Fuck yeah! Mind control! What?! I can only make then do good stuff? Lame.

    >Shrink Blades
    Turns long swords to short swords and daggers to knives!

    >The Chain of Sea Serpents
    WTF will I do with a chained up sea serpent? Sell it for sushi, I guess.

    >The Kingly Invocation of the Barbaric Ghosts
    I can summon ghosts with bad manners. Those nobles are so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:42 No.14254078
    Barriers of Red Ooze
    >Gross but good.
    Bone Spans
    >Might let me avoid some difficult jump checks, ok, sure.
    Sigil of Magic Transformation
    >Well that sounds abusable, great
    The Infinite Sorceries of Strangler Seeking
    >infinite, yes, sorceries, great yes please ... strangler seeking. oh.
    The Uncountable Ceremonies of Golem Seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:44 No.14254096
    >Cloak Purification
    Yey, no more dirty cloaks.
    >Romance Negation
    Aw yeah, COCK-BLOCKED!
    >Seventy Rituals of Ooze
    I preform seventy different rituals, just to get fucking slime?
    >Sorcery of Displacement
    Yey, I can part water. Yes, you can call me Moses.
    >The Coin of Screamers
    A coin that screams when you touch it? Sounds great for those thieves with friendly fingers.

    So, my cloak always looks good, I'm the only person getting pussy, my stash of money is protected by a screaming coin, and I can part oceans? Sounds more like I'm an evil overlord.

    Or the main character of a JRPG...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:48 No.14254126
    Elves' Orbs of Spirit
    Ethereal Rite of Puncturing
    Illusion of Slay Miserly Amazons
    Seduce Caster
    Worth Deflection

    Great, I bang old wrinkly bitches...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:49 No.14254131
    Charm of Hypnotise Hateful Quester
    >Fuck yes. Can't grief me on THIS adventure, haters! Hypnotise your ass.

    Sea Serpents' Air Webs
    >I don't even know what this would be. I guess I can make air with it while I'm in the sea? Sticky air? Keeps the haters out?

    The Nine Curses of Bear Killing

    The Worldly Calling of the Marvelous Cats

    Time Negation
    >I win.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:50 No.14254144
    Easy way to exploit that: Spread it around you have "Elves' Orbs of Spirit" spell, elven casters come to learn from you, Seduce Caster, all good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:50 No.14254145
    Ancient Casting of the Embossed Robes
    Just Barbarian's Working of Absorbing
    Perfect Rune of Kill Angel
    The Fifty Endless Sigils of Bronze
    The Six Divinations of Demon Summoning

    I'm a FABULOUS Anti-Christ
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:52 No.14254157
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:53 No.14254170
    Barbarians' Influence
    Casting of Become Insect
    Fortuitous Rite of Control Bone
    Ice Storm
    Scintillating Touch

    This is gonna be fun.
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    >Annihilators' Disks of Bronze
    Fire bronze disks at enemies. Nice!

    Ceremony of Muck and Shielding
    >A protection spell that also summons lots of muck. Now I'll have to change clothes often.

    Courageous Angel's Sorcery of Agility
    >Fuck YES.

    Evocation of Clairaudience Absorbtion
    >I don't even know.

    The Abyssimal Curse of the Miserly Slayer
    >Time to get MESSY.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:54 No.14254182
    Well, not if you don't like elves. If you do, though, enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:55 No.14254189
    Ancient Spans of Time
    >Excellent! Now I can grow old /even faster/ :D

    Goblets of Muck
    >MMM, nothing I love better than a nice cold goblet of muck on a warm day like this...

    Ritual of Deflect Glasses
    >Believe it or not, you have no idea how often you find fellows throwing glasses at you when your trying to quest, making this possibly the most useful defensive spell I have.

    Shields of Magma
    >Second best.

    Witchery of Measure
    >Huzzah, now I can play Warhammer without a tape-measure.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:57 No.14254198
    >Artists' Staves of Flame
    Wielding a rod of pure fire? Hell yes.

    >Grail Forging
    Uh... okay, I suppose if I run into a group of fanatical crusaders, I can distract them for a bit.

    >Immovable Clouds
    Giant solid clouds of fog to trap my enemies. Pretty cool.

    >The Mirror of Sea Serpents
    I have no idea what this does. Sounds badass though.

    >The Spear of Golems
    A weapon made of magical constructs. FUCK YESSSSS.

    I think I'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)18:58 No.14254209
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    Holy Bows of Silver
    Incatation of Alter Displacement
    Seduce Mystic Lovers
    The Glove of Death
    The Three Callings of Climber Seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:00 No.14254226
    >Ritual of Deflect Glasses

    Unless you're up against Albert Wesker stand ins in your games, I don't see this coming up often/as a life saver.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:02 No.14254251
    >Amazon's Sapphire Circle
    So is this protective or?
    >Disk of Final Silver
    >Lava Control
    Hell yeah!
    >Screaming Serpent's Illusion of Benevolence
    Kind of a contradictory name, innit?
    >Spell of Copper and Compassion
    So I won't be poor and I can manipulate people, eh?

    Very defensive/supporting. Could be quite useful in a politic-centric setting.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:04 No.14254264
    Goddess's Curse of Devouring and Generosity
    >I guess if someone slights me, I passive-aggressively give them lots of food until they gorge themselves to death?

    Knife Shrinking

    Mud Control
    >I... guess this could be useful...

    Seer's Exorcism of Fire and Romance
    >Cool name, does this mean I cast out demons with fire and sex?

    Working of Transform Diamond
    >This sounds promising.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:04 No.14254271
    >Fine Witchery of Summon Cat
    Yeah, OK. Not much use in a fight, but if I have to distract people? SORTED.

    >Speaker's Caring

    >The Infinite Callings of Force Deflection
    Motherfucking forcefield. So when diplomacy fails, I'm safe.

    >The Infinite Sigils of Diamond Control
    Hmm. With enough diamonds and the right conditions, I could make a laser out of sunlight. That's offence covered.

    >Wyrm Slaying
    Nuff sed.

    I'm decidedly not fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:12 No.14254361
    >Curse of Barbarian Calling
    Cool. Mongol horde. Cursed Mongol horde.
    >Exalted Curse of Negation
    A counterspell. I guess.
    >Haunt's Divination of Motion
    I can see all the moving ghosts? I guess?
    >Sorcery of Falsehood Absorbtion
    I WILL ABSORB YOUR LIES AND BECOME STRONGER. And more fictional I guess.
    >Spheres of Exceptional Stability
    Yeah that right. You keep those spheres stable.

    So I guess I could get creative with some of these.

    The first two are pretty boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:13 No.14254367
    Abyssimal Tome of Fire
    >Sounds ok.
    Exorcism of Darkness

    Illusion of Wealth
    >I'm not poor, honest.

    Invocation of Springing

    The One Hundred Rites of Metal Transformation
    >No really, i have loads of gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:23 No.14254482
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    Invocation of Negation
    Mystic Incantation of Fire and Wealth
    The Chant of Timelessness
    Dragon Transformation
    Rune of Control Will

    So, I can become a dragon who can counter spells, travel through time, control minds and bring down fiery death? Basically, I'm Nicol Bolas.

    Fuck your adventure, I'm ruling this and every other plane.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:28 No.14254527
    >Animated Rains of Muteness
    Seems like a sensory deprivation spell

    >Charm of Ether
    Ill never run out of mana!

    >Charm of Kill Clever Bear
    Well shit, I better get to fight Yogi or this'll be one useless spell

    >Otherworldly Blades of Silver
    Werewolves beware!

    >Rugged Swords of Air
    Hells bells, I'm some sort of blade mage
    >> Salamanders Fanbro !!C+aj9Hmz1qe 03/15/11(Tue)19:40 No.14254658
    Adamantine Bolts - I conjure a number of adamantine slivers, which then seek out the foe, reaching higher velocity the farther they have to travel.
    Arch-angels' Cunning - I gain a massive bonus to INT and a bonus on all skill checks
    Crystal Deflection - Three crystals circle about me, blocking attacks and absorbing spells that hit them. If destroyed by might or magic, they must be replaced by recasting the spell.
    Incantation of Slay Crusader - Summons a spectral paladin, who charges my enemies.
    Vorpal Ring of Mystic Might - Grants a bonus to all spellcasting

    I think I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:47 No.14254733
    Kill Damned Haunt - Finally I can kill those damn haunts!
    Nothing Bolts - wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
    Ogre's Energy Lance - This totally does some sweet damage.
    The Saintly Exorcism of the Cursed Eaters - I hope that most of my enemies are Cursed Eaters or whatever, cause I can totally exorcise them to the max.
    Working of Opposition Transformation - Huh? Can I transform my opposition to something less threatening? Sweet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:52 No.14254784
    Crazed Walker's Hex of Desire
    Dissolve Tiaras
    Spectral Charm of Sludge
    The Goblet of Resistance
    The Holy Ritual of the Cruel Traitor

    Fuck. I GUESS I could sex some Princesses by threatening their Tiaras.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)19:56 No.14254831
    >Barbarian Summoning

    >Clerics' Trap of Sludge
    Fuck, looks like I'm rolling a Cleric.

    >Curse of Good Control
    I guess I can use this on the BBEG and force him to stop being mean.

    >Future Divination of Become Knight
    Awesome. I can tell if someone's going to get Knighted or not.

    >Saintly Casting of Conjure Frost
    >> DaQuestOrk !!zLTJPOVdr4t 03/15/11(Tue)19:56 No.14254836
    I think I am ok

    >Berserkers' Lava Hand
    Lava fist!
    >Blade of Mystic Dust
    Fairy dust blade hooooo
    >Chain of Cursed Wealth
    Trap right or greedy people with my cursed chain.
    >Nine Sigils of Frost
    Freeze shit with sigils, not bad
    >Working of Conjure Fortune
    A work in progress, sadly....
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)20:05 No.14254924
    >Disrupting Field of Force
    FUCK YEAR I can generate force fields! Possibilities = endless.

    >Nine Divinations of Venom
    Clearly a potent spell used to discern the deadliness of the targeted substance. Useful in creating new poisons and screening what I consume.

    >Sigil of Summon Otherworldly Haunt
    Anyone reading this strange, yellow symbol will soon find themselves haunted by a being from beyond this reality, compelled to acts of depravity and madness, a single name occupying their minds: "Hastur... Hastur..."

    >The Great Sigil of the Cruel Spectres
    This powerful symbol will be the main offensive spell in my arsenal, unleashing hordes of warrior ghosts upon my enemies.

    >The Infinite Exorcisms of Good Negation
    With this spell, even the greatest of otherworldly evils will be reduced to the smallest of threats.

    How fucked am I? HA! I am master of my domain. Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:01 No.14255623
    Accursed Curse of Crystal
    >Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. I imagine that rock candy from The Last Airbender.
    Haunted Haunter's Charm of Acid
    >I'm still in the DRD, aren't I? Ghost acid is questionably useful.
    The One Thousand Incatations of the Electrical Candle
    >Great, I'm Thomas Edison.
    The Three Spells of the Adamantine Pits
    >Are they spiky? I can see some usage is they're spiky.
    Thundering Web of Time
    >I can trap people within moments of time. And it's loud,
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:13 No.14255775
    Ancient Sorcery of Fire
    Illusion of Darkness Alteration
    Incatation of Disruption Conjuration
    Rune of Conjure Voidness
    Spell of Fire and Shielding

    >retrive singulari
    Captcha provides the incantations
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:17 No.14255809
    >Bodily Assaults of Stone
    Rocks fall, enemy dies.
    >Bone Chains
    Kind of weak, but okay, in a pinch. Ever beat someone to death with vertebrae?
    >Fletcher's Sorcery of Transformation
    >Spheres of Abyssimal Hope
    >The Infinite Evocations of Barbarian Seduction
    When all else fails, bring a condom.

    I think I'll be alright.
    >> Gay Skull 03/15/11(Tue)21:22 No.14255847
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    >Openers' Kindness
    Like the spell Knock, but anyone who walks through the door is friendly towards me.

    >Defenders' Gauntlet of Blood

    >The Castings of Blasphemous Platinum
    Hmm...platinum coins cause those who hold them to be affected as if they heard the spell Blasphemy.

    >Kill Spectral Lizard
    Pretty obvious and narrow.

    >Witchery of Control Serene Caretakers
    So, I can control those who look after others?

    Yeah, I only see 3 of these being useful. I'm probably screwed.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:42 No.14256099
    Copper Rains
    Ornate Span of Force
    Returner's Ring of Stone
    Ten Rituals of Gold
    The Two Witcheries of Cold Deflection

    Well, I'm never gonna be poor, and I'll be able to return things. And not be cold. Not bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:46 No.14256146
    >Casting of Flying Deflection
    >Casting of Slay Forbidden Fish
    >Clever Dragon's Calling of Drunkenness
    >Gem of Otherworldly Copper
    >Seek Divinity

    I'm like the worst cleric ever. I have free money, but i need several castings to have a mug of brown frothy water. Then i can make it drinkable to dwarven standards by casting the CD'sCoD spell, so i'm shitfaced enough to seek my divinity and ask why it granted me powers that will be rather useless in my quest to slay accursed seekers of the bone working.
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    >Sigil of Become Lady
    >The Forty Glamours of Arch-angel Calling
    >The Uncountable Ceremonies of the Screaming Torches
    >The Uncountable Exceptional Spells of Blades
    >The Seventy Rites of Traveller Seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:53 No.14256228
    Chant of Negate Illness
    >healing spell
    Infinite Ceremonies of Frost
    >spell that freezes an area of casters choice
    Minor Illusion of Become Beater
    >turns anything into a mace for me to use
    The One Thousand Good Ceremonies of Voidness
    >Causes item of my choice to disappear forever
    The Shield of Sadism
    >magic spell that protects me from anything with intent to harm me

    yeah im going to do jut fine
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:58 No.14256287
    >Amazon's Intoxication
    Alright, guess I'm a bit of a drunkard, its all good...
    >Divination of Summon Ruthless Ogres
    ...And when I'm drunk I become a villain, alright...
    >Sylvan Charm of Flame and Serenity
    But I feel really bad about it afterwards.
    >The Ancestral Casting of Gold
    The spell is probably why I can afford all this booze.
    >The One Hundred Castings of Blood Conjuration
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)21:59 No.14256303
    >Barrier of Muck and Sustenance
    Provide cover and food. Disgusting but when the DM haunts you with a Constitution loss, you will indulge on anything.

    >Exceptional Mana Touch
    Cool, i can touch the mana. FUCKING RAINBOWS.

    >Immovable Assaults
    Huh what

    >Orb of Sludge
    Like acid orb, just not acidic.

    >Sturdy Clouds of Inversion
    Another barrier. This might be rather useful - Whoever goes into this, gets its senses reversed... if they could get in it.

    So, my method of fighting would be... drowning them in the barrier of muck, throw the sturdy clouds of inversion to prevent them from leaving it, hurl orbs of sludge and doing immovable assaults while they are stuck, then deathkneeling their magic with Exceptional Mana Touch? Gross but effective.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)22:06 No.14256365
    >Acid Walls

    >Ancient Calling of the Cruel Triton
    This one in particular is a wereshark.

    >Evil Abjuration of the Fiery Candle
    Because no one can holds a candle to me.

    >The Marvelous Exorcism of the Serene Golems
    Why i can't hold all these golems? I know! I can get rid of the sissies! My numbers will be smaller, but all of them will be 100% E-V-I-L.

    >The Otherworldly Hex of the Unholy Demons
    Because i need that candle. +1 for this spell.
    >> The_Last 03/15/11(Tue)23:19 No.14257270
    Agile Speaker's Divination of Motion
    -Okay, this'll be handy
    Goblins' Evocation of Heat and Charisma
    -'risma boost always good
    Ladders of Wondrous Good
    -Limited use
    Rune of Slay Drunken Cat
    -Very Limited, but funny
    The One Thousand Rituals of Force Transformation
    -Think I'll be Fine
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)23:20 No.14257276
    >Chambers of Wind
    Huhm. Probably a spell to fill an area with gusts.
    >Incatation of Nondetection Negation
    For destroying spells that hide the caster?
    >Rings of Ancient Victory
    I imagine this as a defense spell of some sort.
    >Sigil of Magma
    Like an exploding Sigil but with MAGMA.
    >The Blessed Chant of Muck
    This functions like a spell of grease but only outside in the mud.

    Not too fucked, I think, if I play them right.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)23:23 No.14257325
    Bears' Barbarism
    Evocation of Transmute Blades
    Golden Walls of Fire
    Incatation of Energy and Displacement
    The Cloak of Time
    >> Anonymous 03/15/11(Tue)23:35 No.14257471
    Barbaric Seers' Spell of Intoxication
    Kill Speakers
    Lizard Seduction
    Perfect Ceremony of Negate Ooze
    The One Hundred Distant Rituals of Spirit

    So, I convince someone to talk & then kill him instantly, or do I seduce lizards?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:02 No.14259811
    >Good Blood Wall
    A wall that has extra protection against evil ('cause it's "good"?)...but it's made of blood? That's just messed up.
    >Auras of Bone
    A force field of floating, glowing bones? Or it makes bones glow? What kind of spells am I getting here?
    >Past Ritual of Flame and Wealth
    Wealth is good, but flame? And how do you do a "Past Ritual"?
    Maybe every time you use this spell, it retcons your past so that you receive an amount of wealth, but at the same time you suffer or trigger some kind of tragedy involving fire.
    >Invulnerability Deflection
    If this means I can undo a target's invulnerability, then maybe I can work with this. Or if it means I can become invulnerable and deflect stuff as well, just as good (maybe better).
    >The Two Divinations of Carver Seeking
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:06 No.14259828
    Armors of Lava
    Compassionate Returners' Sigil of Lust
    Intelligent Undead's Sorcery of Strength
    Spectres' Chains of Darkness
    Working of Alter Dust

    i seem to be some sort of demon
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:10 No.14259839
    >Crafters' Doors of Platinum
    >Dancing Clubs of Crystal
    >Goblins' Anger
    >Illusion of Alteration
    >The Ethereal Glamour of the Intelligent Evokers
    Looks like I'm some kind of Illusionist/Transmuter. I think I can work with these.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:16 No.14259856
    >Conjure Gold
    >Exorcism of Hypnotise Serene Barbarians
    Serene and Barbarians. Pick one.
    >Glamour of Summon Angry Arch-angel
    I can kill anyone with this.
    >Holy Spell of Sounding
    That's nice, I guess.
    >Snakes' Bone Gysers
    What does this even do?

    With these, I'll be just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:20 No.14259876
    >>Charm of Negation
    I feel like this one is like a cosmic undo. Pretty useful.
    >>Exalted Gem of Ruby
    ... I can make a really nice Ruby?
    >>Incatation of Become Miserly Priests
    This one is tricky. Do I become a miserly priest, or can I turn people into miserly priests? Either way, I figure this one and the ruby one will end up being some kind of combo.
    >>The Hole of Lizards
    Either badass, or the most horrifying thing ever.
    >>The Moon of Rulership
    Sounds pretty ace.

    I feel pretty good about this adventure.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:39 No.14259992
    >Abyssimal Ceremony of the Sly Cat
    This sounds.... uhh offensive?

    >Corrupt Serpent's Illusion of Charisma
    And now for a diplomacy based spell.

    >Glamour of Good and Sneaking

    >Heat Negation
    Something defensive.

    >The Armor of Dexterity
    Uhh whut?

    So yeah I think I'm playing some sorta theif summoner con-man warlock type guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:42 No.14260005
    >Barbarian Summoning
    Fuck. Yes.
    >Courageous Kings' Witchery of Pacing
    Hmm. Seems to be some kind of Celerity?
    >Snare Alteration
    >The Three Callings of the Massive Torches
    Lights are good.
    >Witchery of Summon Lordly Priest
    mite b cool
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:43 No.14260013
    .....sounding is a very strange practice, and if you're unfortunate, sexual.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:46 No.14260024
    Fortuitous Exorcism of Gold and Thorns
    Negate Blood
    The Candle of Flesh
    The Cloak of Falsehood
    The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer
    >> Alpharius 03/16/11(Wed)04:47 No.14260039
    >Fortuitous Casting of Control
    Awesome. Useful in just about any situation.
    >Healing Conjuration
    Good for obvious reasons
    >Span of Magic and Law
    Uh... am i fighting the Magic Mafia? Because if not...
    >Villainous Chains of Dust
    I'm assuming this makes functional chains out of dust, and not vice-versa. Useful either way.
    >Working of Control Spirit
    Can ghosts kill people in this setting?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:48 No.14260042

    >The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer

    Holy shit that sounds ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:50 No.14260056

    Commentary of what I got

    Fortuitous Exorcism of Gold and Thorns

    Bit literal but seems like I use gold to summon some sort of spiked ball? Have no idea what this does.

    Negate Blood

    Sounds necromantish, like making all the blood in living being harden/disappear. No effect on the undead of course.

    The Candle of Flesh

    Fire spell -- prolonged immolation of an enemy

    The Cloak of Falsehood


    The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer

    Clearing the room of pretty much every enemy at the cost of 60 percent of my health

    So, necromancer?
    >> Loli 03/16/11(Wed)04:52 No.14260075
    Bear Control: Pretty awesome. Unlimited animal companions/mounts, as long as I can find em?

    Create Weapons: Never unarmed, and I can sell shiny swords to people! . . . or make totally crazy impossible weapons.

    Seduce Traveler: Umm . . well . . yeah. *Shifty eyes*

    The Shackle of Thought: Either I turn off someone's ability to think, or use telekinesis to pin them?


    I'm probably gonna survive . . . unless someone sneaks up on me. :(
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:55 No.14260090
    >Divination of Flesh and Carnage
    That right there is enough to win this adventure
    >Evil Invocation of Conjure Ooze
    well oozes are evil
    >Forge Pits
    I can make fake pits? wait regular pits? anywhere? awesome!
    >Sadistic Kraken's Rite of Jump
    ok so I get the sadistic Kraken's rite of blak part..but jump? some kind of curse where you die if you can't jump well enough?
    >Unknowable Invocation of Cursing
    Lovecraftian shit right here

    I don't think i'm part of the adventure. I'm the main boss
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)04:56 No.14260104
    Accursed Digging
    Clever Dwarves' Exorcism of Caring
    Constructors' Innocence
    Glowing Beams
    Vipers' Sanity

    Looks like I'm all set to build my fortress of evil, built from ominously glowing I-beams and staffed by sentient vipers.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:01 No.14260141
    >Acidic Balls of Acid

    Welcome to the Governmental Redundancy Department of Redundancy. Probably a useful spell though.

    >Swords of Perfected Cold

    Summons a blade that can freeze wounds, instantly causing frostbite. Pretty nice.

    >The One Thousand Chants of the Meteoric Gems

    This is what would happen if Meteor came from DBZ instead of Final Fantasy. So. Much. Fail.

    >The Spiritual Exorcism of the Forbidden Animals

    negates all forms of "summon Nature's Ally". not so great unless I'm fighting druids or some shit.

    >Unspeakable Dreaming

    "You. Coma. NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:06 No.14260171
    Assault of Bone and Sustenance
    -Summons a hail of bones to strike the foe, draining their lifeforce and giving it to the caster.

    Goblin Seeking
    -The caster is aware of all goblins in 50 feet per caster level.

    Just Titans' Ceremony of Ether
    - This spell isn't for you. It's for Titans. If you are a titan, however, you get to tap into the ETHER. Eeeeether.

    The Six Ceremonies of Metal Negation
    - You may need to do six whole ceremonies to cast this, but you can make metal cease to be. "BBEG's tower is made of adamantite? NO PROBS. Just give me time for six ceremonies."

    The Sword of Cursing
    - Summons a sword. Maybe you wield it, maybe it floats around. I dunno. It curses people when it hits them.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:07 No.14260178
    >Archmagi' Mud Balls
    i don't even but sounds mind shattering, my only question is are they salty?

    >Curse of Deflect Gauntlets
    ha try to hit or touch or steal from me now suckers

    >Divination of Envenom Swords
    all it takes is just one little cut and it is all over

    >Questers' Family
    LOL WAT? so do I have they as ransom or have I been screwing the adventurers wives back home and it really is my kid?

    >Spans of Flame
    watching the world burn
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:10 No.14260186
    I feel like I got a good bunch of spells.

    >Dancers' Motion

    I imagine this would allow me to do all sorts of flips and tumbles like some sort of Kamen Rider.

    >Illusion of Knowledge

    I can make others think I am smart

    >Mystical Hand of Sapphire

    I imagine this is some sort of attack where my fist glows blue and I punch someone, like a reverse burning finger or something.

    >Nomad's Air Circle

    Some sort of magic compass

    >The One Thousand Rituals of the Electrical Knives

    I conjure up a bunch of electrical knives I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:15 No.14260210
    >Calling of Frost
    Fuck yeah Ice Mage!
    >Negate Frost
    >Ritual of Mana and Health
    Nice to have.
    >Titans' Charm of Climbing
    Walls are no obstacle
    >Touch of Sludge
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:28 No.14260274
    >Ceremony of Compassion
    >Chant of Seek Demon
    >Divination of Conjure Fortune
    >Dwarf Control
    >The Skull of Pacing

    yep im pretty screwed
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:31 No.14260290
    >Conjuration of Transformation
    Your spell calls forth a random creature and issues forth a polite request to the aforementioned creature to change its shape. Requests can/may be denied.
    >Exceptional Charm of Wind
    This one blows. DURR geddit.
    >Slay Opener
    Alien chestburster?
    >Voidness Lances
    You are now impaled. ON NOTHING.
    >Witchery of Seek Eternal Dreamers
    Detect epic stoner?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:34 No.14260303
    >Doomed Curse of Time and Greed
    I guess I make a guy lose all his money over time? Meh.
    >Exceptional Curse of Jump
    So, Icarian Flight from Morrowind. mite be cool
    >Fortuitous Traps of Wind
    Tornadoes at will? Immobilisation is handy
    >Screaming Spans
    i don't even
    >The Forbidden Evocation of the Conjurer
    I think I win games with this spell
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:36 No.14260310
    Endless Exorcism of the Clever Serpents
    Evil Armors of Mud
    Kill Snakes
    The Spectral Illusion of the Archer
    Three Chants of Gold

    Right, well, plus side: I am /never/ going to have to worry about snakes ever.

    Down side: My only magical armor is both mud and evil. It's evil mud. Dammit.

    ...At least I get gold out of it, though! Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:40 No.14260329
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    >Screaming Divinities' Glamour of Strangulation
    >Spectre's Divination of Carnage

    >Strong Balls

    >The Armor of Swimmers
    FUCK YEAH I uh...wait, what the shit? What is this, synchronized swimmers taped to me?

    >The Bow of Undead
    Does this mean this bow is MADE of undead, that it makes people it shoots into undead, or that it summons a dead Bow, or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:41 No.14260330
    Abyssimal Excellence
    Fortuitous Tactics
    The Eternal Rune of the Agile Dwarf
    The Foul Exorcism of the Heavenly Slayers
    The One Hundred Incatations of the Immovable Pit

    I think I can get by on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:44 No.14260343
    Magic gods, go!

    Angry Gibberer's Curse of Invisibility
    - Not too sure here, gibbering seems like it might give away the fact you're invisible.

    Greater Calling of Deflect Platinum
    - Just in case people ever shoot platinum plated arrows at me.

    Gush of Past Venom
    - A flow of venom that that is past where it is the most toxic.

    Orb of Sound
    - An orb. That makes sounds.

    The Mystic Hex of the Dreamers
    - You, go to sleep now!

    I'm pretty much screwed.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:46 No.14260352
    >Chant of Slay Charismatic Fish
    Mermen beware
    >Ethereal Lance of Mana
    So I use my mana to make a lance? At least the Paladin will be happy.
    >Jagged Span of Trickery
    Pass this and be confused
    >Minor Casting of Summon Journeyman
    At least I can summon a party member when there are no mermen around.
    >The One Thousand Chants of Dust Negation
    Practical in desters.

    Simple to Complex:
    >Humanoids' Infertility
    They may defeat me, but in the end I'm still victorius!
    >Mana Absorbtion
    I can't make this funny.
    >Shooting Barrier of Magma
    Oh fuck yes!
    >Snares of Bone
    None may escape from my magma!
    >The Blasphemous Conjuration of Muck
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:50 No.14260370
    >Circle of Diamond and Hope
    >Control Killers
    >Lizard's Mud Gush
    >Snake Summoning
    >The Four Glamours of Haunter Killing

    Hell, all I need is Control Killers and Snake Summonining and I can take anything.

    Not sure if I'll need to kill any pokemon though. Unless the BBEG is a Haunter, in which case I'm golden.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:53 No.14260386
    >Acid Alteration
    I suppose I could use this. Dilute acid, alter it to strong.

    >Conjuration of Lightning
    I can bolt shit with lightning, sweet.

    >Divination of Call Ancient Viper
    Summon wizened snakes? I suppose I could find something to do with this.

    >Duplicate Candles
    Less useful. I suppose I could save a couple of pennies.

    >The Glove of Hatefulness
    I have a glove made of hate. Wonderful.
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    >Immovable circle of nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:54 No.14260393
    Evil Air Ball (It's EEEEEvil!)
    Glorified Wall of Diamond( Ok it's nearly invulnerable)
    Demonic Glamour of the Red Shackle (Kinky.)
    Lordly Victory (Heh, I win.)
    The Divinations of Hellish Nothing ( This 8-ball is broken.)
    The Lawful Sorcery of the Foul Ghosts
    Unknowable Haunting
    Hmm so necromancy and win game spells, I think I got this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:56 No.14260398
    Ceremony of Seduce Damned Angel
    Electrical Assault of Sapphire
    Hail of Instant Thought
    Hex of Intoxication
    Webs of Glorious Silver

    taking another shot at this and i'm still ok
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)05:57 No.14260405
    >Angel's Projection
    So I can visit Heaven in astral form? Should be good for resting.

    >Haunters' Ceremony of Measure
    Should I need to measure anything, I got Ghost Pokemon to help me out!

    >Ritual of Control Ruby
    I hope I can find some rubies then.

    >Shield Enlargement
    Now THIS I can have fun with. Need a bridge? A wall? A... really big shield?

    >The Blade of Time
    Okay, NOW we're talking. Gonna pull some Prince of Persia shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:13 No.14260478
    Barrier of Perfect Darkness
    Heat Arrows
    Shivs of Ether
    Ten Glamours of Mud
    Voidness Alteration

    fucking Ether Shivs man
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:16 No.14260488
    Absorbs Building
    >I can absorb buildings!

    Divination of Slay Creator
    >I can divine who killed the Creator!

    Illuminated Venom Shields
    >Illuminated Venom Shields

    Incatation of Kill Final Caster
    >I can kill the wizard who is about to cast the last spell in the world. I hope that spell wasn't supposed to save the world from the doom that caused this wizard to be the last wizard...

    Royal Abjuration of Negate Diamond
    >No diamonds for anyone!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:28 No.14260531
    Dancers' Lightning Bolt
    >Do I have to dance to cast it? That would be troublesome.
    Good Charm of the Thunderous Ladder
    >A very loud ladder.
    Negate Muck
    >With all the muck spells that have been showing up, I must be some sort of PC killer.
    Sly Constructors' Ritual of Courage
    >Buff spell.
    The Forty Rites of Gold Transformation
    >Do I transform things into gold? Can I transform gold into random shapes? Well, there's forty rites, they all may do something different.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:43 No.14260571
    Cold Storms
    >Sounds liek a decent attack
    Flame Storms
    >Huh thats pretty cool I guess
    Runed Skulls of Light
    >saves me money on torches and would look pretty badass
    The Crown of Knowledge
    >And I'm smart as well? This is pretty cool
    Wondrous Illusion of Conjure Acid
    >Not sure when I need to create an illusion of conjuring acid but I guess I could work it in somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:45 No.14260576
    Deadly Stone Arrow
    >a more barbaric magic missile?
    Endless Sigil of Kill Annihilator
    >Damn everything is fucked now.
    Endless Storms of Cold
    >So everything has been endless kill annihlated and is now endlessly cold
    Glammered Web of Stone
    >how does this even?
    The Thirty Charms of Strangler Control
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:51 No.14260597
    >Bear Control
    >Charm of Amazon Summoning
    >The Mace of Time
    >The Ninety Ceremonies of Ghost Seduction
    >The Snare of Casters

    i win /tg/.

    countless ghost blowjobs, a magical harem of musclegirls, a bear mount, a weapon that will beat the time out of you until you are either an old man or a BABBY, and an anti-wizard defense.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:56 No.14260609
    >Ancestral Invocation of Deflect Platinum
    Uh, how many people are gunna come at me with platinum weps?

    >Ritual of Become Cunning Sinners
    A spell that allows me to rape, kill, steal, etc. And become a badass. im okay with this.

    >The Gem of Undead
    So I can become undead or summon the dead? That's gunan be awesome

    >Unspeakable Incatation of Revealing and Greed

    >Vicious Opener's Rite of Health
    okay then....
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:57 No.14260616
    Charm of Force and Control
    Endless Thought Gysers
    The Chamber of Romance
    The Divinations of Haunted Acid
    The Sun of Gnomes

    I think I'm fucking alright, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)06:59 No.14260624
    Fucking solid, dude!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:00 No.14260631
    Royal Exorcism of Displacement
    Seek Humanoid
    Speakers' Ice Bolts
    The Spectral Ritual of the Mystical Leaders
    Wonderful Wind Beams

    Yeah. I think this is gonna work. Though I'm gonna manage to offend church, state and nature in the process.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:02 No.14260636
    Fiery Hail of Blood

    I like my odds
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:09 No.14260660
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    >Nets of Muck
    You can't move mother fucker

    >Runed Spans of Disruption
    dispel magic ?

    >Shield of Greater Purity

    >The Knife of Everburning

    >Ultimate Slime Lances
    Combo with muck nets , fuck year!

    So your covered in a net , made of muck btw. a slime lace tied you to a tree , now i'm going to stab you repeatedly with a EVERBURING KINFE
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:17 No.14260681
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    >The Candle of Sand
    - Probably Gives me the ability to turn to sand or control it or something.

    >Queen's Infinite Sigil of Thorns
    - Creates thorns and such, seems like a nice binding spell

    >Death Negation
    -Forever alive

    >Time Deflection
    -Forever young along with forever alive? That's nice.

    >Summon Caring Arch-angel
    -Forever alive with a caring angel. That's also nice.

    It feels pretty eternal bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:18 No.14260685
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    Divination of Seek Good Fish
    Charm of Become Bear
    The Hole of Barbarism
    Exorcism of Control Distant Cat
    Bear Slaying

    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:19 No.14260686
    >>Sigil of Negate Earth

    >>Well, either it makes holes or lets me fly. Earth >>elementals are probably fucked either way.

    Dude, Helicopters come with this one standard.

    >>Cleric's Curse of Gender-reversal and Sadness: Congrats you can turn people into emos

    Now for mine.

    >>Absorbs Sneaking.
    Useful for stealing from a place as long as I time my efforts to coincide with a cat burgalar, admittedly they will be caught

    >>Angel's Dexterity
    Can I fly or can I do yoga?

    >> Hail of Bone
    Attack spell or minor inconvenience to the subjects but disastrous for cemetery care takers?

    >>Jagged Bolts
    Either I use lightning or I'm a fuckin walking ballista

    >>Storm of Nothing
    Weather Control? Illusion? Plot concept for Never Ending Story?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:28 No.14260710
    >>Wonderful Exorcism of Kill Dragon
    >>Chant of Summon Creator
    >>Ethereal Sigil of Conjure Time
    >>Worldly Casting of Become Archmagi
    >>Otherworldly Divination of Become Demon
    I guess we're starting at epic levels.. right?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:30 No.14260712
    >Creators' Insanity
    A sort of mindcrush?

    >Fields of Energy
    This will come in handy.

    >Titans' Gush of Acid

    >Rite of Chameleon Calling
    Seems sort of useless, but I guess it's
    >Chameleon Seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:38 No.14260735
    >Agile Feline's Curse of Cold
    My familiar is a cat and can curse people with cold

    >eepin Minkowski
    I'm a russian and my "class" is actually called eepin
    >Alter Frost
    as long as my cat's curse it's just the flu this is kinda awesome. ICE STATUES EVERYWHERE

    >Ceremony of Absorbs Falsehood
    Detect lies

    >Sea Serpents' Honor
    Shit... I read honor like oglaf means it... So I summon giant sea serpents wang....Or it's an artifact...

    >Speaker's Touches of Water
    Create water? And can curse it to cold? And can alter frost...

    I'M THE BEST ICE MAGE EVER! that carries a serpents wang as a staff I guess
    >> Your Friendly Neighborhood DM 03/16/11(Wed)07:46 No.14260753
    Ceremony of Insanity
    Clean Staves
    Insect Control
    Mystic Chain of Light
    The Torch of Bears

    So, basically, everywhere I go shall become chaos, with plagues of insects and bears running through brightly lit streets filled with the criminally unstable.

    But hey, at least my staves will be clean. ^,^
    I'm going to call this a win.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:48 No.14260756
    >Hands of Killing
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)07:55 No.14260768
    >>14260712 Fuck yes summon, then fuck chameleons

    >>Eternal Wind Spheres
    Sounds fun. Can I ride them? Throw them?
    >>Health Conjuration
    Okay, looks like I can heal which is neat I must be a cler
    >>Infamous Beaters' Divination of Sneaking
    I sneak into the girl's locker room and masturbate, don't I?
    >>Jagged Cloud
    Sounds horrible. Fuck you, I cut you.
    >>The Blessed Hex of the Cruel Human
    I am an asshole, too. Here's some more jagged cloud.

    I should just blow girls dresses and skirts up with wind and sneak into locker rooms to beat off, and if I get caught I shower people with scraps of metal and glass and call them names.
    If I get hurt I just heal and get ripped like Master Roshi.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:03 No.14260787
    >Charm of Gender-reversal
    Who wishes to be the little girl?
    >Cloud of Exceptional Lava
    >Nets of Dire Enchantment
    I hope they're enchanted against lava.
    >The Gate of Demons
    I don't have much faith that they'll be too willing to help me.
    >The Robe of Diamond
    That sounds uncomfortable.

    Mix the little girl charm with the demon gate, infinite succubi!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:06 No.14260793
    Call Innocent Messiah
    >Crystal Dragon Jesus, be a bro.
    Hex of Become Berserkers
    The Infinite Charms of Metal Control
    >Your swords are not pretzels.
    The Wondrous Charm of Heat
    >Burn, baby, burn.
    Viper Control
    >Suddenly snakes.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:09 No.14260799
    >Ceremony of Slay Haunted Sea Serpents
    I can kill ghost sea serpents, fuck yeah!
    >Divine Sorcery of Voidness
    I can create black holes, fuck yeah!
    >Glorious Illusion of Control Light
    I can control light, fuck yeah!
    >Ritual of Hypnotise Charismatic Sea Serpent
    I can control sea serpents, fuck yeah!
    >Time Negation
    I can control time, fuck yeah!

    Yeah, i think I can handle anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:09 No.14260800
    >Working of Seek Drakes
    Fear My Drakes!

    >Canine's Caring
    A healing spell that involves dogs?

    >Hex of Control Greater Wyrm
    Does that mean i control the wyrm or...?

    >Slay Minor Slayers
    A very direct spell to say the least

    >Envenomed Trap of Silver
    Why waste perfectly good silver?
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    >Bow of Lost Water
    Uhh... what does this even mean?

    >Circle of Future Precision
    Fuck yeah, sounds like I can be precise the next time I do something. Great, right?

    >Ghostly Breath of Earth
    That's like... smoke isn't it? Smoke bombs are cool.

    >Lizard Seduction
    I never made out with a lizard before, but if this spell makes me as charming as Captain Kirk to lizards, I've got nothing to worry about.

    >Track Clubs
    What does this mean?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:16 No.14260827
    Become Vipers
    Orbs of Acid
    The Blasphemous Rune of the Miserly Hunter
    The Infinite Evocations of Bear Hypnotism
    The Infinite Exorcisms of the Dancing Door

    Shit yeah, hypnotize an army of bears and turn into acid spitting vipers. Dancing door sounds like it could be fun to troll people with.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:22 No.14260854
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    >>Circle of Future Precision
    That's a TARGET, bro
    a target on YOU
    and people can't miss it

    >Dexterity Transformation
    All points in Dexterity. Glorious.

    >Distant Glamour of Nothing and Opening
    >we got you this present
    >the most brutal present

    >Hex of Conjuration
    Whatever I cast this on will always be summoned. Works best with a summoning spell.

    >Icy Blasts of Metal

    >Unknowable Spell of Control Water
    Welp, I clearly don't know how to use this.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:23 No.14260858
    Ancestral Glamour of Slay Snake
    Ethereal Incatation of Call Lizard
    Perfected Exorcism of Accuracy and Lust
    The Uncountable Great Charms of Stars
    Titan's Infamy.

    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)08:39 No.14260922
    Evocation of Call Spirits
    >Pretty standard.
    Haunters' Lantern of Mud
    >wait, what? A light spell? Good if you run out of torches i guess...
    Hex of Water and Purity
    >You shall sweat pure water!
    Illusion of Summon Infernal Wolves
    >Well i guess most things would be afraid of infernal wolves.
    The Sixty Spells of Divinity Slaying
    >... Shit just got REAL. Fuck doing quests, i'll just blackmail GODS.
    >> Zangief !!YG0uo46UrxQ 03/16/11(Wed)09:15 No.14261108
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    >Ritual of Drunken Endurance

    Makes perfect sense

    >Wondrous Rune of Summon Crazed Canine

    Hope it's the friendly kind of crazy

    >Greater Dryness

    Quicker than a towel

    >Ultimate Seduce Animals

    I don't think I want to play this game

    >The Spells of Otherworldly Light

    No thanks, I'm pretty sure I'd rather not see what's going on
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)12:17 No.14262504
    >Axe of Spectral Force
    Ghost axe... can it actually hurt non-ghosts?
    >Coin of Evil Storage
    How do you put things in a coin?
    >Screaming Spans of Sneaking
    That sounds counter-intuitive.
    >Sphere of Flesh
    And that just sounds creepy.
    >The Heavenly Exorcism of the Canine
    Gotta find some Ghost dogs...

    Feels bad, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)14:21 No.14263665
    Calling of Seduce Angry Archer
    Clouds of Evil Fertility
    Elf's Mask of Blood
    Final Chant of Leadership
    Fortuitous Incatation of the Golden Cloaks

    As long as I find an angry archer to seduce I will be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/11(Wed)14:23 No.14263684
    Divination of Seduce Compassionate Fish
    Mirror of Ancient Splendor
    Saintly Chant of Smiting and Benevolence
    Shields of Fortuitous Magic
    The Haunted Charm of Diamond

    Am I some kind of Paladin of the seas?

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