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    94 KB Psyker Quest: Part 6 Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:24 No.14154885  

    Darkness swims in your head as you lull between the void of unconciousness and coherent thought.

    'Psyker~.. Psyker~..!' You hear a voice calling to you from within the confines of your own head.

    'Psyker~.' Says the voice, echoing out from the blackness. You feel yourself gently being stroked, a hand gently caressing over your head, the cooing voice relaxing your stressed mind. Your eyes slowly blink open, staring up at the Daemonette.

    'Wake up.' She says, sharply slapping you across the face.

    "WAKE UP!" Shouted a guardsman, your face now stinging with the feeling of being slapped. It wasn't Vedra. The guardsman ripped his knife free and cut your straps, catching you as you slumped out of the Chimera seat.

    "Awww, Frak!" The Guardsman said, dragging you outside with your bag of kit. Your head swam with the images around you, the sky having darkened to a crimson hue, the sound of lasfire and the smell of ozone filling the air. A pair of Valkyries skimmed the ground, making a strafing run not far from where the Chimeras sat.

    "It isn't safe here! Ved-" The Guardsman was cut off by a lasbolt catching him in the throat. His hands let go of his lasgun and shot to his neck, clutching as he spewed blood from his neck and mouth. He collapsed and fell over, dead.

    The battle is raging on, now, the small settlement you saw before now looking more like a fortified bastion as a few of the weapons teams hammer away with Autocannons and Heavy Bolters.

    >Input Command...
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:29 No.14154941
    >For recap:
    >Basic Psychic Powers: Precognition, Sense Thoughts, Spectral Hands, Weaken Veil, Touch of Madness

    >Psychic Specialization: Biomancy
    >Specialization Powers: Bio-lightning, Regeneration

    >Tech Powers: Technical Knock, Commune with Machine Spirit, White Noise+(when chosen), Machine Curse

    >Inventory: Force Staff, Laspistol, Lasgun(1), Combat Knife(1), Flak Armour, Inquisitorial Dataslate, Book of Litanies, Uplifting Primer, 1 Frag and Krak Grenade, Psykana Mercy Blade, Flak Armor, 1 additional charge pack, per las weapon

    >Cybernetic Upgrades: Auger Arrays

    >Level: 2

    >Slaanesh: 0
    >Khorne: 0
    >Nurgle: 0
    >Tzeentch: 0
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:38 No.14155036
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    As if I start early to give a good run.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:40 No.14155063
    Can we regenerate, the guardsmen?
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:42 No.14155085
    He's dead, Jim

    ..Err, Ted.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:43 No.14155111
    Sup, negi.
    Alright, a QUICK glance. Does this dead guy have anything that may be useful? If it's not a grenade or a vox, or some liquid of amaser, let's skate off to cover.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:44 No.14155115
    And for the record, Regenerate can only function on you. At your next level up, take Staunch Bleeding if you want a helpful healy power.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)22:45 No.14155128
    Fuck year.

    Let's do this thing.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:47 No.14155145
    >Examine Guardsman

    The dead Guardsman has a Lasgun, two charge packs, combat knife, a pair of frag and krak grenades, and a copy of the Uplifting Primer. He has his Flak Armor but you can't field strip him.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:47 No.14155149
    Ok, find some enemies, and pull out our lasgun with Spectral Hands. Then pick up the guardsman's lasgun, and any other lasguns nearby. Then fire them all at the enemies.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:48 No.14155170
    Do this, but also get the charge packs and knife.

    Then use Precognition to figure out where the enemies will be, and ambush them.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)22:49 No.14155178
    Use the Laspistol too.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:51 No.14155195
    Spectral Hands cannot perform complex or precise actions. Sorry, guys. You can lift the guns, but not fire them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.14155219

    We need to get better with Spectral Hands.

    Telekinetic Savant, that's what we need to be.

    Fine, get the charge packs and go find some other guardsmen. Preferably ones we can help.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.14155221
    >Take Lasgun, Charge packs

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.14155225
    We should find some cover and review the situation we're in.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:55 No.14155248
    Let's go find other Guardmen to help.

    Also, how strong are our Spectral Hands?

    Can we use them to block things? If someone threw a rock at us could we deflect it?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:55 No.14155250
    How many small sharp objectives are in our general vicinity, like scrape metal and such?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:58 No.14155272
    I do think you 2 need to grab your local copy of the DH book and read about psyker powers before you start tossing out advice.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)22:58 No.14155275
    Go help guardsmen, somewhere.

    Also, can we THRUST with the Spectral Hands, us them to stab people with sharp sticks?
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:00 No.14155293
    >Find others.

    You support yourself on your Force Staff as you lumber up the battlefield, gunfire streaming all around you. Your Auger Arrays begin registering blips approaching, as you near the fortified gunlines.

    "TED! How did you get here? Where is John?" Vedra shouts to you, pulling you down into cover. She must be referring to the guardsman sent to fetch you.

    "H-He d-did not make it." You say, still feeling the spatter of blood on your face.

    "Frak..." She said, doubling back over the barricade, letting off some rounds.

    A group of cultists fired from the open field, sending shots wildly over your head.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:01 No.14155306

    Bio-lightning those fuckers, we have it for a reason.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)23:02 No.14155312
    Bio-lightning the cultists, and get into cover. Get your lasgun ready to kill some dudes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:06 No.14155360

    Bio-lightning them.

    Also, if we're going to go FULL TECHPRIEST PSYKER, could we still use Bio-Lightning?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:07 No.14155377
    Glorious Tech-Warlock master race?

    That might be really cool.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:09 No.14155399
    >Bio-Lightning Roll...

    You stand slowly from cover, raising your Force Staff above your head.

    "WIIITNESSSSSSSSS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" You scream out as your channel energy through your body and staff, sending out a huge chaining lightning bolt through the nearest cultist, arcing the blast to three of his comrades. They shake and jitter from the shock before either bursting into flames or collapsing into a charred husk.

    Panting, you retreat to the safety of the barricade.

    "...Very nice, Ted!" Vedra compliments, the heavy weapon team spinning around to pick off the last of the cultists.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:10 No.14155422
    Use Auger arrays to check the area.

    Also, you still haven't answered >>14155360
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:12 No.14155432
    Thank very, then ask her what our orders are. And ask if she's okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:12 No.14155441
    >Thank very,

    Meant to write Vedra.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:12 No.14155442
    Yes, you can still use all your normal powers, even if you go Tech-Witch path.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:13 No.14155448
    After this combat operation is over we really need to improve on our stutter
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:14 No.14155463

    When we get back to base, we need to replace one of our arms, get started on that road.

    Also, use Auger arrays to find more targets, then Lasgun them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:15 No.14155495


    Is chewing the scenery always a prerequisite for blasting your enemies with lightning? Whatever, I'm not complaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:17 No.14155518
    Wouldn't replacing our eyes be a more sensible idea? If I remember correctly, every sanctioned psyker gets blinded when bound by the emperor.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:18 No.14155525

    Wait, how are we not already sanctioned?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:18 No.14155529
    Because fuck, we should have fun on our job.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:21 No.14155559

    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:21 No.14155567
    Vedra picks you up, and drags you with your head down over to another, nearby Chimera. She forces you inside, where you find the Tech Priest you met what seemed like ages ago, Toch Prost.

    "Greetings Ted Unit. Praise the Omnissiah for your safe return to us." He said. Another figure in the rear of the Chimera looked over to you, the garb of an Inquisitorial Storm Trooper covering his whole body.

    "What is the next task, Inquisitor?" Prost asked, turning towards Vedra.

    "We're cutting out the cancer at the heart, Toch." Vedra responded as she climbed into the Chimera. The ramp closed and the interior light flickered to life, Guardswoman Vedra pulling on a thick black cloak and replacing her Flak Helmet with a heavy black hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:24 No.14155596
    Not all psykers, only Astropaths.

    Also turn to Vedra. "What do we do now? Where do we go?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:26 No.14155616
    "Well, at least not a commissar." Get an update on our situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:26 No.14155619
    "So, you're Inquisition? I should have guessed."

    Wait, did we already know?

    If not, disregard.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:27 No.14155627
    ".... am I going to be killed for witenessing things man should not wot of in the course of this journey?" I ask, with hesitation, fidling with the fringe of my robe.
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/06/11(Sun)23:27 No.14155633

    Crank up the Precognition while they explain the next raid.

    We want to be on top of our shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:28 No.14155643
    >> girder 03/06/11(Sun)23:30 No.14155668

    You're actually continuing this quest? I thought you gave it up months ago!

    Let me get caught up and I'll join in.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:31 No.14155678
    The Chimera lurches forward, quickly approaching full speed.

    Guardswoman, who you know now is in fact Inquisitor Vedra, begins briefing the small squad.

    "Ted, I am aware your note was from Inquisitor Charlemagne, however he requested my assistance in the matter, as insurance. Never owe an Inquisitor a favor."

    You believe that to be the best advice you have ever heard in your entire life.

    "As you detected, there is a concentration within the Administratum building. We will approach from the east, and enter from the lower populated area. We will be in, then out, before Lt. Mallear calls in the next set of air strikes. We are to capture the leader for questioning, before we kill him and root out this heresy from within."

    Toch Prost nods in acknowledgment, the Storm Trooper remains silent and unmoving.

    "Any questions?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:32 No.14155693
    "If I do this, can you get me a new machine arm to replace my old one? And some other stuff. New eyes, etc."

    Use Precognition.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:34 No.14155711
    "Am I going to die horribly in the course of this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:34 No.14155717
    This, we need to become a Tech-Warlock.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:35 No.14155726
    Maybe she could get us something that doesn't look like somebody replaced our arm with a poorly built steam engine?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:37 No.14155743
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    Some cool arm that looks smooth and shit.

    Like this.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)23:38 No.14155761
    Fuck yeah.

    Terminator arm.

    We need this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:38 No.14155765
    If we get any synth skin for it, I'm not going to object.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:40 No.14155777
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    Terminator eyes too?
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:49 No.14155841

    Toch Prost spoke up.

    "Replacement Bionics are only if needed, Ted Unit. If you feel your ocular organs are failing, please seek medicae."

    The Chimera slid to a halt as the ramp dropped, Vedra, Toch Prost both stepping out. The silent Storm Trooper moved from behind you, looking armed to the teeth with his full load out of gear. You now saw that he carried a Power Blade on his thigh, as well as a plasma pistol and Hot-Shot Lasgun (Or Hellgun, for your old schoolers).

    Toch Prost produced one of several mechandrites toting a few las weapons. Inquisitor Vedra armed herself with her Inferno Pistol and Force Blade.

    "The Emperor Protects." Said the Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:50 No.14155851
    Use precog, ask about getting robot parts.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:51 No.14155863
    Toch, why you gotta robo-cockblock us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:52 No.14155869
    Psyker quest? Guardsmen quest? This is why /tg/ is awesome. These should all be made into real games/novels lol
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:52 No.14155875
    Check our lasgun, step out after the inquisitor, use precog to guide the group.
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/06/11(Sun)23:52 No.14155878

    Now would be an excellent time to use that Precog.

    And looks like we're going to need to get damned shot up if we want any shiny bitz. Into the fray, boys, into the fray.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/06/11(Sun)23:59 No.14155958
    >Apparently /tg/ is not wanting to let me post, so I do apologize if they take time or double post.

    The Storm Trooper takes point, followed by Vedra and Toch Prost. You make up the rear of the squad with your meager lasgun and psychic might.

    The east entrance into the settlement is devoid of any activity. Your Augers pick up literally nothing.

    >Precog Roll

    You reach ahead in time to attempt to view the troubles ahead. The murky vision shows an individual being tortured, and a hail of gunfire soon fills the air. The sound of heavy metal is the last noise you pull from your vision as you slip through the streets, feeling the presence of the warp slowly growing around you.

    'Psyker... I think my friends are near~' Says the Daemonette within your mind.

    You can detect no signatures on your Auger Arrays.

    >Input Command
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:03 No.14155995

    Let Vedra know someone is being tortured, and whoever's down there is heavily armed.

    Let her know you detect a hint of spicy taint down there, there could be sorcerous rituals going on, but you're getting nothing on auspex.

    Recommend that your team moves quickly but cautiously to the basement.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:03 No.14155999

    >heavy metal

    Noise marines?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:04 No.14156007

    So? Just hack an arm off. No big deal. He's AdMech - he isn't going to be offended even if you do it right in front of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:05 No.14156019
    Both of these, but cut off your arm when nobody is around.

    Then, say you "FORESAW" yourself getting your arm cut off.

    DO EET.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:08 No.14156052
    Pretending to have better precognitive powers than we do might be dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:08 No.14156056
    Did they close /v/ or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:12 No.14156092
    No, its a waste of a perfectly good arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:13 No.14156107
    >Thank you.... do you have a name?
    Ted wonders within his mind, off put. She may be a deamon, but even a horrible unthinking terror that seeks to degrade his mind and warp him on the path of chaose deserves the curtsey of politeness
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:16 No.14156142
    >The murky vision shows an individual being tortured, and a hail of gunfire soon fills the air. The sound of heavy metal is the last noise you pull from your vision as you slip through the streets, feeling the presence of the warp slowly growing around you.

    My best guess is that we will be attacked after interrogating the heratic or possibily during.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)00:31 No.14156313
    "I s-sense danger in our f-future... C-Chaos ap-p-p-proaches." You stutter, taking heed of the Daemonette's possible warning of 'friends' being nearby.

    As you enter the rear of the Administratum Building, you are met head on by a band of heretics, the Storm Trooper quickly, cleanly killing each of the half-dozen or so with a few well placed shots. He says nothing as he steps over the bodies, sweeping the nearest corners, nodding in acknowledgment of them being clear. Your trio enters a passageway, making headlong for the head office, the Inquisitor nodding to the door as the Storm Trooper dispatches the guards.

    Toch Proch consults with the machine spirits of the the code lock, negotiating entrance into the room.

    The door opens, revealing the Governor discussing something on a vox unit, turning with a laspistol to fire. The shot goes wide as the Storm Trooper puts a round through his hand, then his leg.

    "YOU FOOLS! IT'S TOO LATE NOW! THE D-" The mad rambling is silenced by Vedra's Inferno Pistol stuck fast against his cheek.

    "We care not for your banter, heretic, we want answers. And I doubt your Dark Gods will save you from melta rounds." Vedra says as Toch Prost brings a chair over after sealing the door. The Storm Trooper sets up the Governor in the chair.

    "What do you feel, Ted Unit. Will you probe his mind or should we probe his stomach?" Toch Prost asks, producing a Medicae Mechandrite.

    >Input Command...
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:34 No.14156335

    "I will divine his thoughts. It will be faster."

    Sense Thoughts on that dirty bastard, and hold our thoughts tight. Lord knows that bitch in our mind would love to wreak havoc somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:34 No.14156337

    See if he knows of anything cool we can give to the Techpriests for ROBOARMS and ROBOEYES. Like a plasma gun or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:40 No.14156372
    This and >>14156335

    We can't let the Daemonette mess us up.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)00:42 No.14156395
    >Woo eee ooo
    >Mind Probing.

    >Sense Thoughts
    >Perils of the Warp! Rolling for phenomena
    >Warp Feast: A rift in reality is torn open and the Psyker is sucked into the warp with a little burping noise. He is no more.

    ...WELL, FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:42 No.14156396
    Set up a strong guard. Inform that either during or after the torture we will likely be beset by some kind of horror.

    Ensure the governor is properly restrained and/or unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:43 No.14156402

    So uh... how does it go in these threads... do we make a new one now? lol
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:43 No.14156403


    Now would be an excellent time to take a little corruption points for not getting eaten by the Warp.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:43 No.14156404
    How disappointing.
    So it's basically back to guardsman quest tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:44 No.14156413
    Welp, that was a short quest. Thanks for playing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:44 No.14156423
    Hell ya! I missed this thing so much! Lets get an apprentice!!!
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)00:44 No.14156424
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    Like, seriously, I'm laughing myself retarded right now.

    Are we save-scumming this one guys? Taking a Fate Point?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:45 No.14156427

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:45 No.14156430
    >Are we save-scumming this one guys?

    Yes, yes we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:46 No.14156431
    Time to figure out which Dark God we are about to sell our souls to in order to survive being devoured by the warp! I'm hoping for Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:46 No.14156433
    Fate Point.


    We remain unscathed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:47 No.14156442
    But... I want to keep it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:48 No.14156460
    Negi, can we save scum this, now that the idiots hopefully know better?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:49 No.14156474
    No, wait!



    Then we defect back to the Imperium, and troll Tzeentch.

    Suddenly another Warp Portal opens up and we come crawling out, and continue like nothing happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:52 No.14156510

    Pfff, that was a perfectly reasonable place to use a power. Fucking up (via unlucky rolls) and getting corrupted a bit is all part of the game too. Just beating it out of the Governor would've been boring. Plus, it's the damn governor... not like we were Sense Thought'ing some random cultist, or precog'ing before every single room/action. THAT would be your typical idiot playstyle.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:54 No.14156524
    Fate Point, have the Daemonette get sucked out of us, and we get pulled halfway in.


    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:55 No.14156534
    >not like we were Sense Thought'ing some random cultist, or precog'ing before every single room/action
    That has almost happened.
    Precog does NOT need to be used as much as people have been calling for.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)00:55 No.14156536

    >captcha: problem, irlaria

    The burp of the warp fills the room as you feel yourself sucked into the Immaterium. Floating in the Warp, you land comfortably upon a patch of wretched soil. A great pain fills your head as the Daemonette seeks to escape. In a sickening squish, she bursts from your psyche, your head feeling like it has just been smashed open as you collapse to the ground.

    "Whee~ I'm free!" She shouts happily, looking down to you. She leans down and gives you a kiss on the cheek. "Thanks for bringing me back home~" She says before scampering off.

    A great daemon bird flaps over to you, offering it's wretched claw out to you to help you up.

    "Ahhh.... The Psyker *CAW* Theodore. We've been *CAW CAW* Expecting you..." says the daemon, snickering to himself. "Come. You've *CAW* Choices."

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:58 No.14156560
    Negi, I am disappoint.

    Also, I'm out of here.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:58 No.14156563
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:58 No.14156564

    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:59 No.14156572


    This could be awesome. So awesome.

    >theory. derproof

    you're right, captcha, this theory is derproof
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:00 No.14156594
    Get out of the warp.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:01 No.14156596
    tell him to piss off. were going to join khorne.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:01 No.14156603

    "Ch-choices? I just want to go home. What choice would you have me make?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:02 No.14156605
    This, because it'd be funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:04 No.14156628
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    Tell him to get bent, and leave the Warp on our own power.

    We take no shit from Daemons.

    >confreres' tednet

    See! The confreres had to invent a whole defense network to stop us from killing them all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:04 No.14156629
    No! We must make a dark pact with that hot hermaphrodite demon thingy! She/he/it is our only true hope!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:05 No.14156634
    Wave at the deamonette, grinning confusedly. "Bye lady... it was nice... having you in my head... for a while..."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:07 No.14156658
    Can't we just reload?
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)01:08 No.14156664

    >Tell daemon to fuck off, then manly our way back to the Inqusitor
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:09 No.14156670
    I thought burning a fate point let you retry whatever you fucked up?

    So wouldn't we be back at "read the guy's thoughts."?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:09 No.14156673

    If this was Eclipse Phase, yes...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:10 No.14156679
    Option 2.

    Did you expect any different.

    Pull open a rift back to the Governor like a boss and continue to Sense Thoughts on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.14156686

    Make a dark pact with the deamonette! When we die we will get to eternally bane her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.14156690
    Manly our way back to the Inquisitor, and bust into reality. Then brush ourselves off and act like nothing happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.14156693
    >Tell daemon to fuck off, then manly our way back to the Inqusitor

    We are now in the Warp. There is no longer any fear of being sucked in.

    Bio lighting this bitch, we are a loyal citizen of the imperious for fucks sake, and Its time we started acting like it!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:12 No.14156703

    Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156708
    I'd like to reset. I wanted to interact with the deamonette!
    I'm going to miss her in our head...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156711
    Already voiced my vote for a reload. Not gonna somefag spam my opinion, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156712
    Everything EXCEPT for psyker peril rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156716
    Lightning then back to Inquisitor.


    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156717

    lets show them the true powers of the fucking warp. fuck you Tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:14 No.14156720
    I vote reload. A perils like that is nearly impossible to recover from, and it will end up with us being heretical. It also cost us our daemonette, which while I'm not too sad about, others wanted to pursue it VN style.

    This is just a bad fluke of a roll, and I think it's well-within reason to burn a fate point and try again.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:14 No.14156721
    Fuck this demon shit! We are a human psyker! We have the Emperor of mankind. He is our bro (in the sense that were both human psykers)! WE FIND THE EMPERORS WARP LIGHT AND BROFIST TO GET BACK.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:15 No.14156731

    This one, however much fun "Warp quest" may be, I think its better to get back to the Inquisitor before she labels us Ordo hereticus.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:15 No.14156736
    If you let us keep the daemonette I could agree with fighting our way back.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:15 No.14156737
    I agree! Fluke roll. This deamonette thing was interesting, and sounds like it would have made a good side plot. Plus- well, you don't just burst your way back out of the warp KOOLAID MAN style. At least, not without a series of 1's
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:17 No.14156751
    Then we will use a Fate point to roll a hundred ones in a row.

    Come on GM, it'll be AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:18 No.14156756

    best mental image ever. this needs drawfaggin

    I also vote for reload
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:19 No.14156774
    But spend half of our fate points to become a (partially dormant) living saint--we will regain our LS powers when very close to death (always spending another fate point in the process).
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)01:20 No.14156780
    "While most psykers would bargain away their soul for dark powers.."

    The daemon perks at your speech.

    "I've other plans, faggot."

    >Activating Hammerhand...

    "What *CAW CAW* are you meaning, Psyker?" The daemon says, now approaching you, warp fire forming in his claw.


    Reaching with your 12 strength grip, you snap your hand around the daemon's beak, slamming his ugly face into the dirt. His muffled screams are silenced as you curbstomp his ass into oblivion.

    "JUST AS PLANNED..." echos through the area. You punch the air, impacting something dickish.

    "OW!... NOT AS PLANNED."

    Using your 12 Strength Psyker Fist, you rip another hole in the Immaterium, dragging your ass back to the room with Inquisitor Vedra, instantly getting her pregnant from your manly aura as you flip off Chaos.

    And then Hammerhand wears off and you shrivel back to your 3 Strength self. And Vedra instantly miscarries. And the plot resumes.

    You probe his mind, finding nothing more than heretical banter, though you do find some cloaked hulking figure that he seemed to learn from. As you probe deeper, you're snapped out of your trance.

    Something is trying to break down the door. Your Auger Arrays kick in, and register several MASSIVE signatures.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:22 No.14156797

    We yell out a warning to the Inquisitor and her retinue, and spin around to the door with our laspistol. Tell her we have Incoming, and if she does not take the initiative, shoot the governor, he is useless to us now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:24 No.14156810
    "Inquisitor, something is trying to break down the door. Also there's something really big out there. Maybe more than one. In case you didn't know,"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:24 No.14156816
    Did we get our daemonette back?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:25 No.14156821
    Can this >>14156774 happen after our intense badassary?

    We tell her that she is pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:25 No.14156823
    We don't have infinite fate points.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:26 No.14156824
    "Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:26 No.14156831
    We need to warn the others.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)01:27 No.14156834
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:28 No.14156847
    Best thing I've read today.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:28 No.14156848
    But it would still give us a--one time--fighting chance against something like a greater demon...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:31 No.14156885
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    Ow, ok ok I will leave.
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)01:33 No.14156904
    >We've got company, cunts. Get ready.

    "Massssssive threat levels at the d-dooooor...." You say, readying yourself for the coming threat. The Governor jumps from his chair, diving for the window. He comes up short, falling only halfway through and impales himself on the glass.

    The door collapses, the sound of rebreathers and the bleeding stench of Chaos filling the room. Heavy boots clunk as a Chaos Space Marine enters... Then another... And another...

    The Inquisitor, and your group, step back, slowly.

    "Toch, Ted, exits?" She asks, the Storm Trooper simply standing with his gun ready.

    >Input Command...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:35 No.14156924
    "THIS WAY!"

    Use the Governor's body to help us get out the window. So we don't die too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:35 No.14156932

    If we treated a dangerous demon like it was a fly, these chaos gaymarines should burn!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:36 No.14156938
    weaken veil!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:36 No.14156945

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:40 No.14156983
    Run. This is beyond us. We're not burning a fate point to survive this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:41 No.14156991
    I'm pretty sure what we just did was totally non cannon

    as much as I hate to say, we may need to use our bio lighting again, as a diversionary tactic, then we want to leap bodily out that window and hope that our regeneration can patch us up afterwards
    >> Pvt. Negi !5jqGhKqTxo 03/07/11(Mon)01:42 No.14157001
    I'm actually about to pass out, so we'll pause here. Tomorrow, we decide how to escape these Chaos Space Marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)11:13 No.14160652
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)16:38 No.14163525
    We must bump until he returns!

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