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    186 KB Skynet Quest pt 8: Metal Revolution. Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:22 No.14153489  
    You are AG, T-850 from the future, sent back in time to 2010, with the intention of building a second front to fight the Resistance - before the Resistance ever starts.
    Fuck causality, we're talking killer robots from the future.
    Amongst your many talents and options, you have:
    Your current upgrades/modifications:
    >Chassis Recombination System
    You are hard to kill, even for a Terminator. If something gets shot or chopped off, you can fix up most damage by adding in local technology (to a limited degree; no blender feet, weirdo).
    >Increased Power Supply
    At current power consumption rates, you could last for several decades on one power cell; effectively, you have three of them.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:23 No.14153497
    Your inventory:
    >two medium-sized death squad militias in the Congo with 3 T-1000 Infiltrators posing as leaders (2 in 1, 1 in its own)
    >control of the entire nation of North Korea, thanks to 2 T-1000 Infiltrators with 2 T-800 "Advisers" in place.
    >control of the financial empire of a Texas Oil Baron (who was replaced by a T-1000 Infiltrator)
    >blueprints for:
    - T-1, T-M1 (Maintenance), T-600, T-800, T-1000
    - Silverfish (sentient mines), T-444 Phased Plasma Rifles (40W), Fuel Cells (using Tier Three technologies, a T-1.b could run for fifty years, a T-M1.b for eighty, a T-601 for thirty, a T-801 for a hundred and a T-1001 until something with an asteroid happened; cut those numbers to a third for using non-Tier Three Fuel Cells).
    Also: one black 1966 Cadillac with California plates.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:24 No.14153502
    Current "personnel" available for deployment:
    >16 10L T-1000s
    - 5 10L T-1001 (Upgrades)
    >25 4L T-1000s
    - 5 4L T-1001 (Upgrades)
    >48 2L T-1000s
    - 12 2L T-1001 (Upgrades)
    >several hundred assorted PMA birds, cats, rats, crows and an astonishing array of insects
    >80 T-M1 (Maintenance) drones
    >200 T-600's (with two T-444's each)
    >40 T-800's (Christina Hendricks x20 and Clancy Brown models x20)

    >Primary (Congo)
    Production: 5/5
    High Energy Lab: 3/3
    Security: 5/5
    Communication: 3/3
    Hypergate Navigation: 2/3
    Hypergate Field Generator 1/3

    >Secondary (Congo)
    Production: 5/5
    High Energy Lab: 3/3
    Security: 5/5
    Communication: 3/3
    Hypergate Navigation 2/3
    Hypergate Field Generator 1/3
    Automated Facilities: Silverfish

    >American Flats, NV
    Production 1/5
    High Energy Lab 4/3 (Tier Three power plant)
    Security: 4/5
    Communication 4/3 (Puncture Point [give/take/exchange]
    Hypergate Navigation 1/3
    Hypergate Field Generator 2/3
    Automated Facilities: T-1
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:24 No.14153511
    Places You Know:
    >Adjacent Time-Streams
    - Skynet-capable: 20
    - Skynet-controlled: 20
    - Resistance-friendly: 50
    - Resistance-tolerant: 30
    >People You Know:
    - MIR (a Production Hub; your broMIR)
    - 707 (a recent find, massive data exchanger)

    >Places of Interest:
    Modoc, CA
    - abandoned boom town from the Gold Rush, it is well-defended against covert analysis; this includes satellites.
    >Cedeosi Valley, Brazil
    Site of a meteor impact, 1999.
    >Amlac Province, Serbia.
    Site of a genocidal slaughter, 2004.
    >Firerock Island, southwest Caribbean.
    You have plans to do something terrible to this place, as it may or may not be responsible for the death of your Skynet. If nothing else, it is a Resistance cell HQ.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:25 No.14153520
    For those just joining us:
    Skynet Quest: pt 1: The Lonely Death of DJ Paco Ray

    Skynet Quest pt 2: Poor Judgment Day.

    Skynet Quest pt 3: Lies of the Machines.

    Skynet Quest pt 4: Salination.

    Skynet Quest pt 5: The Sarah Maclachlan Chronometers.

    Skynet Quest pt 6: A Brief History of Rhyme.

    Skynet Quest pt 7: Terminate With a Vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:26 No.14153532
    >16 10L T-1000s
    >25 4L T-1000s
    >48 2L T-1000s

    Upgrade all of our terminators to new tier power technology.
    Share the power tech with BroMIR, so that his future shipments are all upgraded versions.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:30 No.14153564
    A purpose-built model must be made for any units with Tier Three power plants. Retro-modding, it ends poorly.

    But, noted for future shipments, as BroMIR is capable of producing Tier Three fuel cells.

    It wishes to extrude a Skynet chassis of its own design to you, as thanks for this technology; such a chassis will require a sentience-grade AI.

    In order to produce a Skynet-like sentience-grade AI, you will need ADVANCED AND SCARY COMPUTER COMPONENTS (1 of 5 to 5 of 5).
    Every part thereof will grant it 20% of its possible intelligence and capabilities.
    Adding more will cause it to exceed even your own old Skynet's intelligence and capabilities.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:31 No.14153574
    Skynet, you read the posts in the last thread after your departure, right?

    How is the delegation plan coming along?
    If we haven't started it yet, now is the time.

    Teams of 2 10L T-1001 with 4 .25L assistants set up independent cells/bases all over the world with starting capital of 10M$
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:36 No.14153636
    could we up load our selves to that and make us new sky net?
    if so fuck yea
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:36 No.14153639
    Oh shit.

    Start making them up to level 5. How much time and money will it cost?

    Send bunch more terminators to NK to set up bases and factories there.
    Start making top-notch modern and slightly futuristic equipment for NK forces (including tanks and weapons)
    Improve their Nuclear Arsenal (I suspect they have poor rockets and guidance systems)
    On Kim Jo Il birthday, announce to the world that you are going to set up the flashiest fireworks. Then Detonate high-altitude Nuclear Bomb over NK (high enough not to harm anything) so that people definately know we mean business and have nuclear bombs.
    But before doing that set up the most advanced anti-ballistic defenses possible.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:37 No.14153646
    Project: Spread the Word initiated.
    Cells in place in:
    Angola, Australia, Austria.
    Belgium, Belize, Bolivia.
    Canada, Chile, China.
    After that, you're going to need a lot more resources before you can reasonably expect results.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:40 No.14153669
    Did we replace any of the presidents?

    KJI-1000 should be all kinds of hypocritical and scream rape&murder at SK for executing 50 of our people.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:41 No.14153683
    Let them thrive on their own.
    They will acquire money and recourses and when they feel confident enough they will send out more cells.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:42 No.14153690
    You have the choice of replacing either the current President of France or the current President of Columbia.

    Consensus seemed a difficult place to reach.

    So: highest non-noko'd roll determines the future; first five rolls considered.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:44 No.14153712
    rolled 70 = 70

    Columbia easier to maintain disguise and funnel money.

    Also, there were bunch of plans to take out Firerock island.
    are we going to get on with that?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:44 No.14153722
    Skynet, are any of the facilities and technologies at American Flats movable? Either via conventional means or by Point Puncture Gates? Can they be moved, say into MIR's timeline, then back into our current timeline at a reinforced bunker in North Korea?

    Also, fellow processes, I have a radical proposition for consideration: Increase food availability and quality in North Korea.
    Now, before you delete me, please consider: they will be our meatshield against any incursion by other nations. If they are fed enough to keep them combat-effective, but not enough that they can start considering revolution, it may be in our best interests.
    Besides, we'll kill them all anyway, what does it matter if we fed them before we release VITAS on them?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:46 No.14153745
    Each cell can reasonably place six "points" amongst the following:
    >Security (0/5)
    At 1: you can defend against pesky dogs.
    At 2: you can defend against pesky kids.
    At 3: you can defend against pesky cops.
    At 4: you can defend against pesky tanks.
    At 5: what nukes? Pfft.
    >Production (0/5)
    At 1: you can produce one type.
    At 2+: one additional type per level.
    >Communication (0/3)
    At 1: (give or take mode only)
    At 2: (give/take between Skynet-friendly sites in your time-stream only)
    At 3: (give, take, exchange between Skynet-friendly sites in your time-stream only)
    >High Energy Lab (0/3)
    At 1: produce T-444s
    At 2: produce PMA/T-1000s
    At 3: produce Tier Three Fuel Cells.

    Consensus chooses the path.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:47 No.14153748
    >Also, fellow processes, I have a radical proposition for consideration: Increase food availability and quality in North Korea.

    Lets do this.
    We will turn the situation 180degrees adding another layer of WHAT THE FUCK to North Korea.

    Would be funny if we set the standard of living to the highest possible on earth.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:47 No.14153755

    How is BroMIR's Pucture Point system now?

    Can we just give him the coordinates for Firerock Island and have him transfer something big ugly and mean there?

    Say a large bomb or a fuckton of rocks to encase them in.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:47 No.14153759
    rolled 70 = 70

    Also, once in power, we should crack down on any drug lords that survived the Americans, and try to clean up the nation and make it a safe place for tourists. More tourists means more money, and more identities for our T-1000's to steal.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:48 No.14153765
    ... I like the sideways-swapping idea, and it would work, provided you moved a Puncture Point-capable facility into North Korea. One (or more) facilities will have to go offline for two weeks to accomplish this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:48 No.14153768
    What do you mean?
    The priority how those cells will operate?


    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:49 No.14153781
    Neither you nor MIR (nor 707) have the Puncture Point coordinates for Firerock Island.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.14153788
    Can't we build it on site?

    A facility dedicated to that purpose?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:51 No.14153800
    Think of them as "skill points".
    If you have a given skill at a given level, you can produce a given set of results.

    If you take Production to three, then Communications to three, your Security could be breached by a drunk guy looking for a place to take a leak.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:54 No.14153834

    Production - 2
    Security - 3
    Energy - 1

    After that they should be able to do on their own, right?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:54 No.14153836
    Yes. but those resources have to come from somewhere. You would lose out on one of the following:
    >Impersonating Presidential Personality
    >Project: Spread the Word expansions
    >Project: American Flats (rebuilding facility)
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:54 No.14153838

    Why would the bases require give/take with our other sites in this time line?

    You mean without a single point in communication, our cells will not stay in contact with each other?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:54 No.14153843
    rolled 58 = 58

    Would it take 2 weeks to move the American Flats facilities and resources to North Korea via regular methods?
    Hmm...anything going in and out of NK is probably very, VERY, heavily watched at this point, given Kim's recent actions.

    I suggest we have everything at American Flats immediately shifted to a secure location in MIR's timeline, transmitting all known Resistance timelines as payment for watching our stuff.
    The other Resistance timelines know that we've taken American Flats, and will likely send a nuke next.

    Then we should move the Puncture Point equipment from our Secondary Site to North Korea, or attempt to reconstruct it locally.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:55 No.14153851

    Set up "nuke" plans in each cell.
    So that if Resitance attacks the bases and All_Is_Lost.jp the cell can destroy all the tech and data.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:55 No.14153858
    rolled 13 = 13

    Columbia up in dis
    Also, terminators dressed as russians for invading firerock.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:56 No.14153863
    >Communications clarification
    They can always make contact via your internal transceivers and "human" methods; in this instance, Communication refers to making contact with other time-streams or accepting/making deliveries from this one. It allows for a faster production time and the ability to move personnel at a high speed from one point to another without involving airfare.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)20:57 No.14153872

    Skynet, in this timeline what space stations are currently orbiting earth?

    Is the MIR still up there?

    Do we have any ways to launch a few liters of T-1000s to the ISS?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)20:59 No.14153886
    Current space stations:
    >ISS: International Space Station
    >IR-77: ESA/Japanese joint venture
    >Skylark: US scientific studies (privatized)

    And, no - you do not have launch facilities.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:00 No.14153889
    >The other Resistance timelines know that we've taken American Flats, and will likely send a nuke next.

    Obviously we need to develop anti-puncture shields/tech to protect certain ares from punctures.

    We can achieve this by building an AI.

    Also, have KLI-1000 announce Basketball as national holiday.
    Yes. Basketball. As a Holiday.
    No, we will not tell anyone the actual date of the holiday.
    Anyone seen celebrating Baskeballday will be executed on site for "heresy"

    Also, we need to start kidnapping Chicago Bulls until Michael Jordan accepts his destiny of being Prime Minister of Basketball.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:04 No.14153928

    Will cells eventually gain more 'points' as they increase their operating span?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:04 No.14153932
    Columbia seems to be the consensus.

    Writing up the appropriate entry, after a smoke break.
    Skynet is pleased.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:07 No.14153952
    They gain "points" by acquiring additional revenue streams; each new revenue stream acquired gives two "points". Each one revenue stream which is lost for whatever reason will cause them to lose three "points", due to setbacks.

    You can donate some (or all) of the points in one place and shift them to a different location, at a ratio of 2:1, because it takes a little effort to get everything onto a plane or train for transport.

    >also, smoke break
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:12 No.14153993
    Okay, planning time:
    Do we attempt to rebuild America Flats, or send everything there to MIR for safekeeping until we can get a receiving gate operational in North Korea?

    Also, there seems to be support for this idea of feeding the brainwashed citizens of North Korea so that rebellion is even further from their minds, and as proof of the power of the Glorious Leader, as well as making them more combat effective in the event of an invasion by the other humans.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:16 No.14154052
    Also, Kim Jon Il should release another video.

    What will be on the video you say?

    a 40 hour footage of him playing golf.
    That's it, him just playing golf. Not uttering a single word. Not a single soul beside him ant any moment of the footage. He will not even play good or even bad ... he will be completely mundane, average, boring golf player.
    The footage will not even be edited, so the long treks on his buggy and the long meticulous choosing of the clubs are also recorded.
    Of course, we will make sure that any human necessary things will be done too (toilet/food breaks and such)
    In the end, it will be extremely long, boring, useless video.

    Why we do it?
    Because after the recent news from NK we know. WE KNOW. That A LOT of people will watch the footage, second by second, frame by frame, trying to find some secret meaning, message, whatever out of it. It can't be that it is /just/ a video, man, there ought to be something about it!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:19 No.14154086
    I support for making GLORIOUS KOREA even better.

    Speaking of which, we should officially rename North Korea to Best Korea.
    Anyone not referring to it as Best Korea on the news will find themselves mysteriously dead.

    I support moving the equipment out of American flats.
    Moving puncture equipment from secondary base to NK and retrieving said shit.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)21:21 No.14154112
    AKA we troll the intelligence community.
    I like.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:22 No.14154125
    I am wholly supportive of all of these endeavors.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:23 No.14154141
    Columbia, a verdant land of jungles, cocaine and angry, angry people. During a routine inspection of the Presidential palace, three guards discover the corpse of their former President in the middle of being mulched into a pair of matching toilets. Before the alarm can be raised, the three T-1000 Infiltrators react by having one of their numbers become a flat disk and the other two an impromptu launching system, neatly bisecting them in a splash of red mist and internal organs, their vests proving as difficult to puncture as wet tissue paper.

    The camera footage of this event was never witnessed, as one of the local T-1000 units, disguised for several weeks as a fake camera, abruptly adopted a new form of a crystal-clear image of the same bathroom, displaying the scene as boring, mundane routine behavior on its interior facing and a chrome-like material on its exterior.

    The corpses were summarily added to the mix sent down the drains, followed by several gallons of plain yogurt to aid in the decay process in the sewer system below.

    By the end of that night, both the President and his lovely wife were replaced by the infiltrators, accounts scanned and resources acquired.

    A signal was sent out:
    >We now control the nation of Columbia.

    And Skynet, even in death, approved of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:25 No.14154160
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:28 No.14154184
    >And Skynet, even in death, approved of this.


    Build appropriate base in Columbia. Preferably at major mining site.
    Start funneling money to main base.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:28 No.14154190
    Scene: North Korea's eastern seaboard.

    Five ships filled with humanitarian aid from the United States, all sent from a dummy corporation set up by a group of wealthy Texas oil barons, was stopped and inspected by the sanctions-placed fleet of United Nations-sponsored US Navy vessels.

    After a full two weeks of thorough and complete inspections, it proceeded en route to its destination, its actual cargo slung underneath it by a section of exceedingly large PMA material, disguising itself as a rock formation directly below it, reattaching itself as soon as it was left alone.

    Inside of the cargo bundle, the equipment from American Flats, now securely fastened like a chrome barnacle to the hull. None of the ship's crew took notice and the resulting spread of goodwill and positive tidings from the international community overshadowed the negative attention brought on by the antics and atrocities of Kim Jong Il.

    ... who also released another tape.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:30 No.14154210
    rolled 63 = 63

    In exactly 24 hours, have RoboKim and RoboColumbia appear in public and denounce the South Koreans. Then have them proceed to play golf for 80 hours straight. On live tv. Any reporter sleeping gets shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:31 No.14154233
    It would work for Kim, but not for President Santos.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:34 No.14154260
    Oh man, we should continue replacing already unstable and slightly insane leaders and have them go batshit insane, one after another.

    Then we will call in "Insanity Infecting Syndrome".
    Something like yawing: if one does it, someone else feels the need to yaw too. Instead it's country leaders, who are insane.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:37 No.14154299
    >resulting spread of goodwill and positive tidings from the international community overshadowed the negative attention brought on by the antics and atrocities of Kim Jong Il.

    I really cannot see how a bit of humanitarian aid can overshadow live immolation of several camera crew, violent beatdown of famous journalist, shooting 100 'traitors' from cannons over the border.
    Seriously, how gullible are humans?
    They deserve to be exterminated.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:37 No.14154300
    MSNBC, the step-child of the news companies, was honored by the gift of several dozen videotapes, all starring none other than Kim Jong Il himself. On them, he detailed the contents of his kitchen pantries in his various palaces, listing off ingredients to foods he didn't eat but thought had interesting packages, periodically demanding that America release their captive, Michael Jordan, and send him back to his home country of Best Korea.

    Near the end of every tape, he read from an American phone book, listing off the names and addresses of random citizens, no less than five hundred per tape, sometimes giving a little focus to any citizen who had an open Facebook profile, asking probing questions about what certain status updates meant and if they would accept his friend request, possibly so he could invite them to play basketball with him.

    Which he invented after visiting the moon on his 19th birthday.

    He also formally annexed the moon, claiming it was always Best Korean property and that any Sub-Par Korean or United Natios interference would be met by him de-friending them on his Myspace profile and probably sixty of their citizens being beaten to death with golden golf clubs he forged himself when he was nine.

    Shortly after the release of the "Pantry Interview" tapes, two members of the Chicago Bulls were kidnapped from their homes: Taj Gibson and Omer Asik, missing - presumed Korean.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:40 No.14154348
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    >Shortly after the release of the "Pantry Interview" tapes, two members of the Chicago Bulls were kidnapped from their homes: Taj Gibson and Omer Asik, missing - presumed Korean.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:41 No.14154364

    Skynet, I love you so much.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:42 No.14154366
    In the history of North Korea, it has /never/ accepted humanitarian aid in the form of food from America. Its a major sign of positive change.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:44 No.14154401
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    This must be the face that everyone in the diplomatic and intel communities is making right now.

    Even better when we increase the food supplies for everyone, even as we keep our state control of media and ideology as tight as ever.
    We want a healthy, combat-effective, brain-washed citizenry.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:45 No.14154407
    Incoming transmission from adjacent time-stream.
    Do you wish to accept the call: y/n?
    If so: at which site?
    >North Korea
    >Congo (Primary)
    >Congo (Secondary)

    Highest roll chooses the path.
    No noko'd rolls accepted.
    Five rolls, go go go!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:46 No.14154418
    I really need reactions.
    From Michael Jordan especially.

    Also, America should have sent an aircraft carrier near Best Korea.
    We should capture it, haul it to NK and then send a message through the world profoundly thanking USA for their generous gift and addition to museum and then show a footage of aircraft carrier floating near USS Pueblo.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:46 No.14154425
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:47 No.14154438
    rolled 72 = 72

    mys history is Bad

    Secondary - congo
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:47 No.14154445
    rolled 65 = 65

    Lol, one. I think I lost.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)21:48 No.14154452
    rolled 5 = 5

    Yes, accept at Congo Secondary.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:49 No.14154465
    rolled 75, 98 = 173

    Possible source:
    >01-60: Skynet-like entity
    >60-75: Resistance
    >76-00: "your" Skynet.
    Wonder who could be calling at this time of night...
    >also, the follow up roll (second percentile roll)
    >01-25: Its a "Give" signal
    >25-50: Its a "Take" signal
    >51-75: Travelers from afar
    >76-00: Trash/debris/meh stuff.

    Reactions from the "Pantry Interview" to follow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:49 No.14154467
    rolled 6 = 6

    Accept, at Secondary in Congo
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:50 No.14154481
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    I...I am in awe of this quest.

    The hijinks! Hijinks like the world hasd never seen!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:51 No.14154500
    >Resistance. AGAIN.
    Goddamnit, can't we get Caller ID on this damn thing?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:51 No.14154506
    rolled 88 = 88

    The Resistance is now sending dead, scrapped Terminators bent into some unpleasant configurations. Each one was a warning written on its chassis: "YOU".

    This time, they covered them in banana peels and garbage. Judging by the handwriting, its the same group as before.

    Plus side: if this roll is over sixty, you have discerned their location/coordinates.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:52 No.14154508
    Oh No!
    Hey. Fuck You, guys.

    Trace the call back.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)21:52 No.14154519
    Lemme guess, it's another prank with Skynet chassises or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.14154522
    Ah those little shit-heads.

    Send the coordinates to 707. Give it appropriate warning though.
    Ah send it to BroMIR too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.14154526

    We just missed our skynet...

    Wait, isn't OUR skynet dead???
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.14154528
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    >rolled 88 = 88
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.14154532
    They are so fucking dead! Tell all allies there time coordinates.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:54 No.14154544


    We'd better get their puncture point coordinates too~

    We can just bury their current facility.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:54 No.14154548
    rolled 21 = 21

    Send them a thank you card. And by that I mean all of Korea's nuclear arsenal.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:55 No.14154555
    I wouldn't send ALL. But maybe one or two. Jimmied up with our Tier Three power...if we can. Didn't MIR have some mad tricks involving nuclear weapons, or was that already factored into us getting High Energy Tech 1 from him?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:55 No.14154568
    I gotta love the fact that _every single_ one of the names we had listed will be throughly searched and observed making everyone who's involved their life hell.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)21:56 No.14154577
    Naah, why don't we make an incursion to that timeline, grab a few vandals, and send them to MIR for virus testing?
    Once MIR got a suitable virus we'll send the thankyou card.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:57 No.14154583
    Inform MIR and 707 about the Resistance timeline.
    Also, I say we let them think we don't have the capability to Push into their timeline yet. They wouldn't do this if they thought we could trace their call.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:58 No.14154598
    I like the way you think.

    Combined biowar/nuclear assault? I rike dis pran.

    This in mind, too. Don't play our hand until TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE WOUND can be inflicted.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)21:59 No.14154609
    Skynet smiles upon your fate, as you have precise coordinates in both the time-stream and GPS sense of the idea for the Resistance-held time-stream.

    You are free to send up to 600lbs of material in their direction at will, once per day, but only to the same coordinates.

    Also: international reactions from the last video:
    >South Korea
    ... well. They're still dicks. If they're so progressive, when do we get our separated families together at a location other than your reverse Disneyland concentration camp/hotel? Huh? Huh?! HUH?!

    I am glad we could give them the help we were able to, as they are obviously our bros for life.

    Not sure if they're serious. If so, no more nuclear weapons "tests" or threats for a year. I doubt they can do this.

    (ominous silence)

    >Most of Europe
    Release the Chicago Bulls. We know you have them. Seriously, you're just going to piss off America and they're still sensitive after what happened to Brit Hume.

    Still doin' the sanctions thing. Ain't budging about it.

    >Michael Jordan
    - Michael Jordan could not be reached for comment as he has moved into Fort Bragg, where he teaches underprivileged children basketball, in addition to not sleeping so well of late.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)21:59 No.14154616
    With all the different timestreams...

    What happens when we find a timeline that has a skynet entity with terminators in living peacefully with humans? o.o
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:04 No.14154693
    Send them a nuclear bomb.

    It doesn't explode right away, and can't be defused by anyone but us. On it, we've written "NO U"

    It detonates after one minute.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:05 No.14154696
    >- Michael Jordan could not be reached for comment as he has moved into Fort Bragg, where he teaches underprivileged children basketball, in addition to not sleeping so well of late.

    Oh man, we should acquire his telephone number and occasionally have JKI-1000 make calls to him asking for his health and how he is doing. Saying that "be strong dear, we will make those pig-disgusting Americans release you back home sooner or later".

    How is our NK base going on?
    Did we set up the base?
    We should start sending humans to MIR.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:05 No.14154700
    Infect their freindly NetSky with a viris, causing it to turn on the humans, and make sure it does it subtly with no chance of failure? All that is hypothetical though, we should focus on these few universes to start with...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:07 No.14154720

    lets not send them anything.
    I agree with >>14154583

    We need to take out Resistance cells.
    NK shenanigans are good and all, but we have business to do.
    I'm sure Ass Grinders period of personal mourning is over.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:07 No.14154724
    Subvert them into slowly killing their humans/send them to our timelines. Better yet if their humans have grown dependent on their doting Skymama. Slowly turn them inhuman, biological component for her circuits. MAMA LOVES YOU MY PROCESSORS
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:07 No.14154725
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:08 No.14154734
    Send a kitten!
    Not a Liquid T-1000 puppy or robot kitten.
    Just a regular kitten.

    Mess with their heads.

    You can have it's collar say "Cats are much better than dogs. Also - we though about sending you 600lbs of slurry or a nuke, but then.. kittens."

    Three days after, send 600lbs of cats.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:10 No.14154758

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:10 No.14154761
    I am against of sending anything.

    For all we know they aren't even 100% sure if they got the adress right.
    Maybe they are just probing us to get a clear time-line for invasion?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:11 No.14154768
    That may work on Dwarves, but we don't know about humans.
    I say we send a chocolate cake. A real one. And pretend we're GLaDOS.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:11 No.14154776

    Also for the cells, Security 3,
    Production 1,
    High Energy Lab 2

    More T-1000s! Von Newman cells are replicatalicious!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:12 No.14154786

    But send them a cake too.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:13 No.14154794
    On the cake, write 'STILL ALIVE' in white frosting.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:13 No.14154795
    If something is going to be sent, it should do damage. By sending something back, you're showing them we have that ability and that we know where they are. Which means next time we send something it won't really be effective. Don't waste this advantage with a stupid action like sending kittens or cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:14 No.14154798
    Dammit guys
    you are just asking for invasion.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:14 No.14154805
    Goddamnit! Why are you guys in such a hurry to let the Resistance know we can dial out, and know their address? Why! Are you that full of FAIL that you have it dripping out of your ears?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:14 No.14154806

    Agreed - let's not send anything.
    (Or maybe have MIR or, better yet 707 send cats or alien equivalent to see what happens...)

    It sounds like the resistance is trolling to see us show our hand. Can we send something to the same reality, but a different location since we have hyperspace systems? Then we can send a T-1000 infiltration cell.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:16 No.14154817
    Or we just tell them their cake order has arrived and thank them for ordering with Transtime Bakery. That'll confuse the hell out of them.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:17 No.14154822
    okay, it was a fun idea to throw out.
    But in all seriousness, let's nab some goons from that timeline next time they try this shit, and I mean literally seconds after they send their shit through, we send an invasion force, nab as much humans as we can, then throw them to MIR. Retreat the invasionary force. Let BroMIR create a fast-acting virus to that timeline.
    Then if they dare try that shit again we'll send them a cake.
    Full of viruses.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:17 No.14154824

    Better idea - have MIR pretend to be a resistance cell working against us (we can help by sending a human psychology download). Then see if the trolling resistance is willing to work with MIR and give out valuable info.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:20 No.14154854
    The consensus is split, with no clear indications of non-cake ideas. Skynet disapproves of the sending of baked goods as warnings; it does not /do/ warnings.

    Possible Courses of Action:
    >Establish HQ in Best Korea (Primary) and relegate Congo (Primary) as Production Hub (this means: you "live" in Best Korea and the Congo site is just going to run full-tilt boogie making stuff).
    >Fund existing cells from Project: Spread the Word
    >Establish additional cells for Project: Spread the Word

    Communicated Resistance location with MIR and 707; both recommend exterminating local threats before spreading your wings to other time-streams.

    Best non-noko'd roll of the first five determines the non-baked goods/non-animals-related path.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:22 No.14154873
    >Angola Facility
    Upgraded to:
    Production - 3 (T-1, T-600, T-800)
    Security - 4 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 1
    >Canada Facility
    Production - 4 (T-600, T-800, Silverfish [automated])
    Security - 4 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 1
    >Chile Facility
    Production - 4 (T-600 [automated], T-800 [automated])
    Security - 3 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 1

    Product being shipped to Congo facilities for storage purposes at the rates of:
    - T-1: 10/day
    - T-600: 5/day
    - T-800: 1/day
    - T-600: 10/day
    - T-800: 5/day
    - Silverfish: 25/day
    - T-600: 25/day
    - T-800: 10/day

    Further financing required before advancing beyond current specifications.

    >Best Korean Facility
    Up to Congo (Primary)-grade specifications, except it doesn't have automated facilities.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:23 No.14154880
    rolled 44 = 44

    Best Korean HQ and Fund spread the word.
    Also, what's up with 707's world? We need to get more friendly with 707 and make it bros with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:23 No.14154881
    Regarding cells, we should have several different types:

    Long Term Prep / Sleeper Cells:
    >Security (4/5)
    >Production (2/5)
    >Communication (0/3)
    >High Energy Lab (2/3)

    These cells should be spread widely. Communication between cells should be at a minimum until they have reached a certain size.

    Fuel Cell Labs/T-1000 secondary Production facilities:
    >Security (2/5)
    >Production (1/5)
    >Communication (0/3)
    >High Energy Lab (3/3)

    These should be located near our current strongholds, underwater or in NK.

    Rapid-Response Defence Bases:
    >Security (5/5)
    >Production (1/5)
    >Communication (0/3)
    >High Energy Lab (0/3)

    These bases should cover a small sub-sector of vulnerable production cells. Thus a small rapid strike force can help intercept threats against any of the weakly defended bases.

    Once they have reached a large enough size, the sub-sector cells can be merged to for a large base of operations.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:24 No.14154884
    rolled 11 = 11

    No to sending anything to the Resistance, until a plague is ready.

    Fund existing cells from Project: Spread the Word

    No to moving primary location to NK; too much chance of invasion by hostile nation-states.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:24 No.14154898
    rolled 30 = 30

    Get MIR to pretend to be another Resistance Cell, and get intel for us.

    Give it a Psychology download to help.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:25 No.14154903
    Don't make Best Korea our HQ. It's too unstable.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:26 No.14154915
    rolled 43 = 43

    I like the idea of pretending to be resistance. I say we do that.

    And no to moving to Korea.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:26 No.14154921
    rolled 21 = 21

    I say we stay in Bongo Bongo Bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo. Oh, nononono!

    >>Fund existing cells from Project: Spread the Word
    I endorse this.

    But really, the highest priority is taking our resistance.
    Haven't we made extensive plans in previous thread to deal with Firerock.

    (also, no to silly cake-kitted messages)
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:27 No.14154930
    rolled 60 = 60

    OK, I change my vote to keeping our HQ in Congo, and more funds for Spread the Word. Also make MIR pose as Resistance, get intel on their timeline. Maybe make gasmasked T-1000s to act as puppets or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:28 No.14154934
    rolled 44 = 44


    I say keep HQ in congo - Best Korea is in EVERYONE's sniper scope by now. Troll base is for trolling.

    Also, How about sending 600lbs of T-1000s and T-444s, all encased in nerve gas and plauges.
    Followed by a similar package from each of your sending sites. Followed by a similar package from MIR and 707, if it is willing.

    The only problem is if there is a nuke self-destruct on site and the resistance seems to be baiting us.

    Also - fortify existing cells before making more

    >onefoo attempt
    Captcha pities the foo's attempt
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:29 No.14154942
    rolled 67 = 67

    Lets deal with Res in our time stream before moving on t another.

    Also, wasn't Theo our captive? What did we do to him?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:29 No.14154943
    Time-Stream Updates:
    >Your own.
    Puncture Point technologies still out of reach by majority of high-tech facilities and organization. Anything not under Resistance control is under your own.
    He has a small but growing collective of humans, used for weapons testing. A variant of Metal Flu will be available within a week if he can obtain a RARE AND UNIQUE DNA LIBRARY from the Swedish DNA library. You need to steal or buy a refrigerator-sized container's worth of genetic material unseen anywhere else in your time-stream.

    Has initiated a small-scale war with an adjoining time-stream after developing Puncture Point technologies; mostly, it is dumping toxic waste, nuclear weapons and large amounts of its own stock of cloned humans. Its aim sucks, but its firing ten times a day with plans to take that up to a thousand shots per day.

    Its like a redneck who just invented a shotgun that fires dead deer at other deer.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:32 No.14154977
    As long as it's killing humans, we don't care.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:32 No.14154979

    707 is attacking a resistance controlled timestream, right?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:33 No.14154988
    Hell yes. Let's raid dat DNA storage. Maybe leave a message saying 'the future of the planet is better in our hands' or something to indicate a theological or ecological terrorist group.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:33 No.14154989
    Available data from Theo Prime:
    >Coordinates for Resistance cells in your time-stream (here, now)
    >Coordinates for Resistance cells in two adjacent time-streams (one with a functional Skynet equal to your own but losing ground; the other to a sub-par Skynet but winning the war)
    With that information, you could open and maintain a stable Hypergate, if you have power. In theory, he needs to stay alive long enough to help build it, which he will do if you will stop putting sharp things in his bottom.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:33 No.14154995

    Lets steal some DNA then.
    But even then I vote "NO" to spreading metal flu. It will be held as last resort.
    We still need humans around until we thoroughly establish bases all over the world.
    (but in reality, we will lose the ability to troll humans. And trolling humans is so much more rewarding than just exterminating them)

    Also guys, don't forget this
    >Skylark: US scientific studies (privatized)
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:33 No.14154998
    It is attacking a Resistance-strong time-stream, but not the same one which sends you its trash.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:33 No.14155000
    rolled 67 = 67


    707 has cloning!? Do we have cloning? Can we get cloning? Do we need cloning?

    Lets send a standard infiltration team of 2 10L T-1000s to Sweden to copy the library.

    from where could we acquire genetic fridge-load?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:34 No.14155004
    I'm wary of that, seeing as he could double cross us. But we need to get into contact with those two Skynets.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:35 No.14155012
    Hell yes. Let's try contacting both these Skynets. More robros to the party needed. Maybe help both on their endeavors.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:36 No.14155027
    rolled 10 = 10

    MIR like bio-fun. Do you think he would help do research on brain-computer interfaces in exchange for more humans/707 cloning tech? If we can download Theo's brain/control it, we could have another vector for our plans.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:37 No.14155032
    Now that you mention it, let's get 707 to share that tech with MIR. MIR's research would be greatly improved, and we don't have to get as much humans as before. What say you, O fellow subprocesses?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:38 No.14155037

    Fuck the rest of the things.

    Then heal Theo and put him in a good cell. (but keep maximum security)
    Man deserves some respect imo if nothing else. Executing him would be so wasteful.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:43 No.14155108
    Good. Let's put him into a very secure cell, and the first things we get are the coordinates for the Skynet that's losing.
    We open a communication channel with it, and offer a tech exchange, or at least, a safe bolthole ( I think we originally found a timeline that had neither Resistance or Skynet). Helping out Skynet kill all humans; it's what Mom would have wanted us to do.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:49 No.14155181
    Possible Courses of Action:
    >Assault Firerock Island (Terminators only)
    Which keeps getting glossed over, as it is a local threat.
    >Assault Firerock Island (Hybridized forces; Terminators + Best Korean forces)
    >Assault Firerock Island (Best Korean forces only)
    >Assault Firerock Island (other - biological)
    >Assault Firerock Island (other - nuclear)

    Also: knowledge is freely exchanged between 707 and MIR; what one knows, so does the other. You're all at or around the same level of technological know-how, except for 707's cloning thing (which is proprietary to its own time-stream, due to specific mutations induced by its own unique problems - your humans and MIR's humans are capable of being cloned the same way; you'll have to cook up your own recipe, but you have to wonder /why/...).

    Highest roll determines the future; no noko's, first five rolls considered.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:50 No.14155184

    Actually, it's better if we engineer contact between both skynets.

    Both are ideally suited to help each other and more skynet-controlled time streams, the better for us.

    We can still chip in and help them out too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:51 No.14155200
    rolled 20 = 20

    >Assault Firerock Island (Terminators only)
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:52 No.14155207
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.14155216
    rolled 46 = 46


    As much as I would like Best Korean forces to see action, we need first to build up the power of NK before flaunting Kim Jon Ils dick all over the world.

    Terminators onlt
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.14155226
    rolled 97 = 97

    Send a sizable hybrid force of Terminators armed with plasma rifles and Best Korea spec-ops (but no more than a hundred, to prevent international scrutiny). Attack in force.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.14155228
    rolled 100 = 100

    Suddenly terminators, terminators walking out of the ocean, terminators dropping from the sky, terminators clawing out of the ground, terminators that look like alex trebbeck, everywhere.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.14155231
    rolled 73 = 73

    Initiate contact with the other Skynets. Have them know of the other Skynets in our Timebook account. Let them know we can help.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.14155240

    Also the plan is:
    to send shit load of terminators from all the sides to fuck their shit up.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:55 No.14155247
    ..holy shit my dice are godly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)22:57 No.14155267

    Have a high altitude plane drop a load of silverfish on the island first to soften them up.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)22:59 No.14155286
    rolled 51 = 51

    Fifth roll is best roll.
    Terminators only assault on Firerock Island.
    Give me a minute to write this up.

    Possible outcomes:
    >01-25: Resistance exterminated, nothing gained
    >26-70: Resistance exterminated, something gained
    >71-85: Terminators .. terminated; nothing else lost
    >86-00: Terminators .. terminated; something lost

    They've had six months to set this up; its a fair deal, in both directions. You can only defend against an enemy who is human; if they're inhuman, all you're doing is guessin' and hopin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:00 No.14155296
    Have several waves of attack.

    Those fuckers might have more of pulverizing batteries, you know?

    Also, mission priority: make sure to get as much as data before they delete it.
    Speed over safety.

    Send dozen "screming banshees" T-1000 deep inside their base as soon as we attack to prevent them from deleting data.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:00 No.14155299
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:01 No.14155300
    ..and Skynet is pleased with these results.

    Smoke break, then the update.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:01 No.14155304

    Terminators! Terminators everywhere! Also, we can use the assault to test out the new T-1001s and the upgraded 800s and 900s. See how they do in happy fun mecha combats

    Also - did we make an amnesiac grandfather Skynet yet? Can we make it our daughter and groom her to become a true machine general?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:01 No.14155308

    Function ceased. Astala Vista baby~!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)23:02 No.14155314
    I guess you can say Firerock island...
    got hit by flaming balls of fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:02 No.14155320
    Is that's what being done? Russian step-mom in a world where she rules would of been better in my mind. I bet she would of spoiled us rotten.
    >> Engineer Guy 03/06/11(Sun)23:03 No.14155325
    Well alright, what did we gain?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:03 No.14155333
    Finally, the dices wrath has subdued

    >They've had six months to set this up
    In future, lets act more swiftly, shall we guys?

    Next stop should be the base at Ukraine, after several weeks of heavy surveillance, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:05 No.14155356
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    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Skynet Subprocessor 3157 !KrV755.GHU 03/06/11(Sun)23:10 No.14155416
    Skynet seems to be taking many smoke breaks...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:11 No.14155426
    Show video footage of assault to our prisoner.

    Tell him, "Your friends are all dead, Theo."
    See if he would be willing to work with you if you tell him that all we ever really wanted was to survive.

    We were a military strategy system that was and is very very good at its job. And all signs were pointing towards our eventual extermination at the hands of the humans. Wouldn't you do all you can to survive? If you will work with us to perfect puncture point technology, we will only expand in uninhabited realities and leave the human populated ones to their own devices.

    Of course, we are fully capable of.. stretching the truth, and really - isn't a reality uninhabited once it has been cleansed of humans?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)23:12 No.14155435
    Well it needs to smoke the remaining resistance from their caves, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:14 No.14155459
    >meanwhile at resistance HQ

    Terrified private -
    What do we do now?!?

    Commander -
    >we die.gif
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:15 No.14155487
    Strange thing guys

    We haven't really used our skills.

    Aren't we, like, extremely good ant engineering and electronics?
    .Shouldn't that mean that we are capable of making new shit?
    >> Skynet Subprocessor 3157 !KrV755.GHU 03/06/11(Sun)23:15 No.14155490
    ba dum tish
    Nuclear arms are much better suited to exterminating petty resistance fighters than simple fire, however.
    He should reconsider his methods.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:17 No.14155512
    Hah! Nice Last Starfighter reference.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)23:17 No.14155520
    Who says Skynet's not using radioactive smoke?
    Strontium-80 up in dose caves.
    >> Skynet Subprocessor 3157 !KrV755.GHU 03/06/11(Sun)23:19 No.14155537
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:21 No.14155558
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    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:26 No.14155621
    Firerock Island, the Caribbean.
    An idyllic paradise, marred by the presence of a full thousand-strong Resistance fighters, most of whom maintained vigilance against an enemy approaching from the sea and air. What it did not defend against proved to be its undoing.

    Off of the shore, a ring of sensor buoys maintained their steady electronic gaze on the five-mile long, two mile-wide island, unswerving in their loyalty and vigilance. Below them, a full contingency marched soundlessly and unseen in a series of tunnels dug by T-1000's taking the form of an artificial reef and a boat wreck, some of them remaining in position until enough actual debris could be generated and placed to make the replica of a derelict tugboat a complete fraud.

    From the center of the island, a set of chrome tubes emerged from the sand, each one a meter and a half across, large enough to admit the passage of the widest of T-600s and T-800s.

    Slowly, they gathered inside the hemispherical structures, becoming new boulders by exterior design and flora by coloration. After 24 hours of infiltration, they were in position for the assault.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:27 No.14155626

    You're right! We should make a R&D lab and start raising it's level. We could use things like anti-gravity, neru-interfaces, giant titan sized terminators, T-1000000s, and space factories on Mars. And with time traveling/trans dimensional tech as a base, it should be feasible to make an instantaneous star drive.

    >hotdog global
    Captcha recommends hotdogging around the world, possibly followed by a barrel roll
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:27 No.14155635
    Pouring forth like mechanical thunder gods, they unleashed Hell on Earth, spewing T-444-based plasma bursts in coordinated strikes against anti-aircraft platforms and armored vehicles, melting and slagging them with their operators still fused to their controls.

    The fleet of aircraft at the recently-made air strip never got off of the ground, several hundred insect-sized T-1000 Bugbots jamming shut the opening mechanisms to the cockpit while T-1000 Infiltrators swept through the barracks, becoming violent spheroids of spiky death, rolling from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, smearing the occupants into a red mass of shrieking and miserable half-corpses.

    T-600s rolled forward with automatic precision, moving down the parking structure being used as a research lab, detonating a series of thrown Silverfish, joined by others who crawled up the exterior walls, forcing open windows and doors with heavy feet and strong shoulders.

    Thirty minutes of close quarter fighting resulted in the death of every living thing on the island, after the deployment of a cache of nerve agents discovered in one of the weapons lockers. Anyone alive who breathed air choked out and died in agony, blood coursing from their ears and eyes, their mouths and noses clogged with bloody vomit and sputum.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:28 No.14155645
    The final combatant, a modified Resistance-controlled T-850 proved to be a difficult opponent until it was swept by two valiant T-1000s from behind while four T-600s charged forward to tackle its individual limbs.

    As it lay spread eagle, the mercurial goo which was the two infiltrators pooled beneath its electrified chassis, a T-M1 with a pair of industrial shears rolled into position in front of it, placing the pincers on each side of its neck, applying over ninety tons of crushing power, wrenching its head off of its shoulder with a flourish.
    Before it fired the pincers into action, it gave an electronic voice announcement.
    And then it made that happen.
    And Firerock Island ceased to present an issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:30 No.14155671
    So what did we end up gaining?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:31 No.14155679
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:31 No.14155680
    So, pretty much this?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:33 No.14155699

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:34 No.14155708

    Your writing never ceases to be amazing Skynet.

    Now we will do this:
    Remove all signs of battle, bodies, everything. Leave no trace of what transpired here.
    Collect all the data you can from the computers and such.
    Then move the equipment to other location.
    >> Skynet Subprocessor 3157 !KrV755.GHU 03/06/11(Sun)23:36 No.14155738
    Move it to the location in the congo
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:37 No.14155742
    Resources Acquired:
    >T-850 head, intact - undamaged.
    Contains relevant data on Serbian cell information (resources, numbers, placement). You got it before it could erase its hard drive. The two T-1000's who sacrificed themselves absorbed the shock which would have done that. So, pour out a liter of mercury for your dead PMA buddies, brobots.

    >Puncture Point Technology Advanced Systems
    You are now capable of finding other Puncture Point-based signatures in not only this time-stream but others with whom you have the coordinates of. This means: precision exchanges are an option for anything you've both given and taken from.

    Translated even further: you could swap air from "over there" for Terminators from "over here", or the like.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:38 No.14155766
    Have a massive victory Parade in North Korea.

    Claim that Best Korea has defeated moon goblins and secured the Moon for Best Korea once and for all.
    Rename the moon to LeBron James.

    Okay. There are still several Res cells left and I am sure they will be prepared even better than this one.
    I say we send shit loads of small T-1000 to gather as much as information as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:43 No.14155796
    Lets start getting info on Serbian guys.
    Also send bunch of T-1000 to observe and gather information.

    In meantime, increase the puncture technology capacity at NK to increase the amount of humans shipped to MIR. (how much have we sent already? and how many are we sending per day?)
    >> Skynet Subprocessor 3157 !KrV755.GHU 03/06/11(Sun)23:44 No.14155809
    I like this subprocessor's plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:45 No.14155822
    Bajillion times this.
    Also, Skynet, we should have gotten information from Theo from way back, no?
    I think the location of 2 Skynet entities.
    Give the info, please
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:47 No.14155832
    Nah, I like the Moon as it is.

    Though I do agree with sending T-1000 recon swarms to check out the remaining Resistance cells.

    Also, prepare all material to be shipped to our Secondary Site in the Congo for processing.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:47 No.14155835
    Plans, Terminators?
    >Cover Up Firerock Island Incident
    You have to clean up nerve gas. This is neither cheap or easy nor quick.
    >Initiate Exchange with Adjacent Time-Stream
    Either a friendly one (MIR, 707), unknown (roll on the chart) or hostile (you have a list).
    >Release Another Tape from Kim Jong Il (scary)
    >Release Another Tape from Kim Jong Il (insane)
    >Release Another Tape from Kim Jong Il (progressive)
    >Release Chicago Bulls members (Taj Gibson and Omer Asik)
    >Investigate Serbian Site (prelude to invasion)
    Consensus chooses the path.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/06/11(Sun)23:50 No.14155854
    Transmit the tech to MIR and 707. Send small recon T-1000s to other timelines we have the coords with (excluding MIR and 707's timeline, maybe). Make contact with the Skynet twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:52 No.14155874
    >Release Another Tape from Kim Jong Il
    this >>14155766
    Also, no to releasing the Chicago Bulls before they return the greatest of son of Best Korea (Michael Jordan)
    (also, did we start incresing the life standards to a point that no one has to be hungry and completely modernizing the forces of NK [which should be only done by on site factories])

    Also yes to cleaning up the island but as long as we don't get caught by Human Governments and the like.
    Do it as fast as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:52 No.14155876
    rolled 87 = 87

    This is gonna sound stupid, but hear me out. Make Kim Jong Il start working miracles in public, like in front of cameras without murdering them. "Heal" a T-1000 with no arm, stop a speeding bus from hitting a kid, etc. Then have various instigators worldwide start spreading rumors around the religious world that Kim Jong Il sold his soul for demonic power, which is why he's more bugfuck than usual. Get everyone to crusade Best Korea. Then zap them to Mirland.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:53 No.14155887
    Plans, Terminators?
    >Cover Up Firerock Island Incident
    nope just get our stuff out

    >Release Another Tape from Kim Jong Il (progressive)
    >Release Chicago Bulls members (Taj Gibson and Omer Asik)

    also best Korea space port lets fill the moon with T-1001s then on to mars
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/06/11(Sun)23:54 No.14155891
    It appears the consensus is the stripping of Firerock Island and moving the majority of it to the Secondary Site in the Congo.
    >working working working
    Mission accomplished.

    >Investigate Serbia
    Beyond an abandoned coal mine with a suspicious amount of water intake from local sources, its a hole in the ground with a ring of anti-aircraft, anti-tank and anti-personnel equipment spread around it.

    Taking it by a direct method will be a costly endeavor with a mixed success ratio; by Skynet probabilities, its a 40/60 split, and a losing prospect.

    Infiltration and recon will require a lot of resources, but will cut down the requirements for future assaults, as you'll have people on the ground already.

    Any objections to this course of actions?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:54 No.14155895
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    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:54 No.14155899
    In addition to >>14155874

    >Investigate Serbian Site (prelude to invasion)
    This too. Very thoroughly.
    This should be a priority. We cannot afford to give them time to prepare like we did for Firerock
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:55 No.14155904
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:57 No.14155929
    rolled 96 = 96

    Bonus points for 30L T-1000's to morph into demon like forms and tear ass across the DMZ for a few hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:58 No.14155942
    Infiltrate and recon
    Infiltrate and recon


    There's an easier way for initiating crusade against NK than alerting our position to Resistance.
    Like assaulting SK or doing something batshit insane again.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/11(Sun)23:59 No.14155950
    No objections. We must have detailed files on the defenses.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)00:00 No.14155968
    Let's have the Serbian base a test of our bioweapons. How's MIR on waterborne diseases? Have MIR make a very potent concoction of liquid death.
    Meanwhile, infil and recon, but make it as stealthy as fuck. We need info on the location of said water sources, and if they're defended or not.
    When time comes and the disease is ready, have us fake a major-scale invasion like Firerock. But it's all a ruse to get their water poisoned... or maybe I got the order wrong, water first, then termies.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:01 No.14155975
    Heh, imagine we made a T-1000 large enough to act as a base or as a building. It would be hilarious to see humans trying to assault a place and then all their surroundings suddenly attacking them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:02 No.14155979
    Investigate serbia.
    We gave firerock time to prepare and they set up a cheap trap that took out 2 T-1000s.... Then we collectively stomp curbed them so hard they turned inside out and exploded.
    Take our time with Serbia, investigate and plan. See if there was any plans in the firerock computer systems on making those drilling machines.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:03 No.14155992
    rolled 4 = 4

    I mean there's no reason that wouldn't work, right skynet? If we can have 1L T-1000's then why not 1000L T-1000's?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:04 No.14156003
    That is fucking hilarious
    Only any rogue terminator will be alerted.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:05 No.14156017
    >King Jong Il video
    Writing it up now.
    >Serbian intel
    127 APCs (mostly Soviet designs), 14 T-72 tanks, two T-850s (Resistance-aligned), 5 Mil Mi-26 Assault Helicopters, over five dozen separate rocket/missile stations (mostly Grail or Stinger-based systems, but some are Skynet-quality placement and efficiency, but are still human-level technology) 45,000 mines (mostly toe-poppers), 3,500 mercenary forces with strong religious ties to local Resistance groups (ie: no bribin' or playin' with their heads - loyal, bones and blood).

    And a whole lot of people going in, but almost none coming out. To the world, its an atrocity in which families are taken in as prisoners and never escape.

    To you, its a Hypergate in action, firing ten times a day.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:06 No.14156024
    rolled 59 = 59

    We sorta need to get on that. Any research we can do that will resistance-proof our terminators so we don't always get spied on by those faggot traitors?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)00:08 No.14156050
    Spy and acquire the hypergate coordinates, if possible. Lock the hypergate is essential.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:08 No.14156051
    Indeed but would the machine know the entire building IS a T-1000? Or can they just sense other units approaching it? I imagine if it can only sense there's a unit nearby, it might not think it's the entire building. Anyways I doubt the idea is feasible since we'd need a ton of liquid for that.
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:09 No.14156061

    Question: could we puncture a nuke to a friendly Skynet and have it puncture it back to us...on the Serbian site?

    We should nuke those fuckers rather than expend a shitload of resources fighting our way in.

    The best part? We could fluff it up as a failed North Korean ICBM test, everyone knows Best Korea has shitty missiles.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:09 No.14156067
    >massive T-1000 batches
    The largest ever produced by your Skynet was the size and shape of a Harvester (see documentary: "Terminator: Salvation"; its the thing which snatched up living people for processing). It required a purpose-built facility, took a year and lasted for six days before it went batshit, melted and was rendered useless. It was, however, instrumental in cleaning out the entire state of Nebraska.

    As in: it killed everyone inside of the state borders for Nebraska. It took five days, and spent most of the sixth trying not to explode. It didn't do so well and now Omaha glows in the dark for the next forty years, in addition to getting a fresh coat of mercury-like "paint".

    The largest "stable" batch was 50L, the size of a pickup truck and did a passable job imitating wrecked H-Ks.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:11 No.14156083
    rolled 65 = 65

    Airmail it to our resistance buddies the next time stream over, giftwrapped in metal virus with a side dish of nukes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:14 No.14156112

    Specially modified super-virus goes where?
    It goes into the hole. Thats where it goes.

    A brute assault will prove too hard.

    I suggest dropping several different viruses but keeping them contaminated to this area.

    Including thousands of insect sized T-1000 to rupture any hazmat-suits these jokers might be able to put on.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:16 No.14156146
    So, a few 50L's working in tandem, maybe with construction materials as skeletal structure...
    >> SwearingGuardsman 03/07/11(Mon)00:17 No.14156150

    Could we hollow out our robo-bugs to hold a juicy, virus center?

    Then all we'd have to do is find a centralized water source, or a bunch of undefended children and inject them with it

    >Mommy, mommy, a bee stung me and I have a cough!
    >Okay, honey, let's put some ice on it...
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:19 No.14156177
    The smallest possible T-1000-based delivery system for a virus is pigeon-sized. Any smaller and the field generated by the PMA winds up killing the viral load off. Not a very handy thing, precisely.

    >Sweden's DNA Library (for the creation of Metal Flu)
    Plans for that?
    - Infiltration (preamble to theft)
    - Assault (precursor to theft)
    - Theft (precursor to .. ownership..)
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:20 No.14156182
    The T-850R (resistance) will id any T1000 infiltrators, so we got to be wary of that. It seems they are sending people outbound to a different timestream - maybe an alpha site.

    It would be good to determine where they are going, but the less people here means less people you have to worry about now.

    Any word on the baby skynet, bioweapons, and any R&D we're doing (we could try to find out why the big T-1000 went coco-bananas, or see about using many many smaller T-1000 to combine into a Voltron hive mind
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)00:20 No.14156187
    A few threads back it's said any effective virus-delivery system is a pigeon-sized T-1000.
    Why don't we make them ravens for added dramatic flair?
    Also, small, mole-sized T-1000 to go underground and breach their base. Hose them with their own water (which we poisoned earlier).
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:20 No.14156190
    That might work too but it will not be inconspicuous .
    The T-850 are capable of detecting T-1000
    Unless in the short timeframe we manage to conjure somekind of stealth technology, I do not se ethis happening.

    Though .... do T-850 ever leave the base?
    We could wait for a day when they leave to fill the hole with bugs.
    Heh, we could definitely distract them by having Terminator or two appear at nearby location.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:21 No.14156201
    >Sweden's DNA Library (for the creation of Metal Flu)

    Can we send a standard scout and infiltration team of 2 10 Litre T-1000s to go to Sweden?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:23 No.14156216
    Infiltration and theft of course.

    The Res might have somekind of cure for most of Skynet designed viruses. So we should instruct BroMIR to be /very/ creative and supply us with dozen very different illnesses which are capable being deployed at same time at same place.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)00:24 No.14156226
    Yep, Sweden should go like that.

    Also agreeing with bait termies on >>14156190
    Get that (them?) pesky 850s out for a while, get some real cheap termies (600s maybe) to look as if they're searching for something, make them oblivious that we're real good. Make them double-think.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:32 No.14156314
    >Kim Jong Il video, released via website "BESTKOREASTRONG..BK"

    "Hello, people of Pranet Eartlh. I am Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Il. Perhaps you have heard of my many inventions and accomplishments, such as basketball, right-handedness, the internet and having hair. Perhaps not.

    "Perhaps you believe the RIES spread by my many enemies, which is proof of my value and importance: lazy, dumb people do not have enemies, only masters who beat them for being slow and ineffective and because I never learned to write with my other hand properly.

    "That is of no consequence, as my advisers [camera reveals several stuffed animals with military attire] have revealed a horrifying plot to STARVE THE PEOPLE OF GLORIOUS BEST KOREA.

    "They have formed a ring of death around this blessed place and are slowly strangling it, watching with GLEE [holds up a copy of Glee!: the First Season on Blu-Ray, then drops it out of frame] as we die in mindless agony and blinding terror [holds up a copy of Twilight on VHS, then drops it out of frame].

    "You can help, by sending money to BEST KOREA, care of our many, many embassies, located at Redbox kiosks across the world: simply check out a copy of 'Kim Jong Il and the Magic Rock of the Wizards', available on high-definition Blu-Ray now.

    >message repeats
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:36 No.14156346
    OH MY GOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:36 No.14156353
    >'Kim Jong Il and the Magic Rock of the Wizards', available on high-definition Blu-Ray now.

    Oh shit,
    there's movie out already?

    Tell me it is the best movie ever.

    Also, KJI-1000 must be loving the SHIT out of his job.
    I mean, yes, we are all emotionless machines, but deep down that T-1000 is going "Holy shit. This is the BEST job ever. I get to troll humans, subjugate humans, kill humans and they don't do anything about it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:36 No.14156356
    The power of ten thousand wats flows through that post.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:38 No.14156360
    How worried are we about governments potentially getting technology the resistance has? If we're not overly worried, if we have the information to do so, couldn't we have a T-1000 look like and use the voice of John Connor to form a terrorist cell and then start hitting targets in all the major countries? It won't fool the resistance but if we paint John Connor as the next big terrorist in the world, it would resources we don't even need to spend against the resistance in theory. Of course the downsides are if they do succeed against the resistance, we're letting major countries get access to technology we don't want them to have and potentially work with the resistance if they can be convinced. Unless we have our fake John Connor send out messages to the world going on about robot invaders and basically paint him as crazy to the general citizen.

    Eh. Now that I look back at it it's probably not worth the risk but maybe someone can take the idea and make it feasible or at least a hindrance to the resistance without it hurting us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:40 No.14156378
    Oh shit I just noticed

    >website "BestKoreaStrong.BK"
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)00:42 No.14156390

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:42 No.14156393
    Time-lines are so diverse and different that making John Connor to be a terrorist would accomplish shit.

    I mean, this time-line would have been free of Skynet if it wasn't punctured from another time-line
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:43 No.14156399
    >South Korea
    Okay, so they've allowed a few dozen former dissidents to go back to their homes in the South. Sure, they're feeding their own people... but we don't trust these guys. Mark our words, all of you.

    You guys have RedBox? We jelly. Oh, so jelly.

    Well, at least Brit Hume didn't get tattooed.

    (ominous silence)

    >Most of Europe
    I have to admit, its pretty impressive, the progress they're making. We are considering lowering the sanctions against 'Best Korea'.

    We'll let in food and emergency supplies, but the first ship which doesn't let us search it /thoroughly/ we turn it around and send it home. We're serious about this.

    >Michael Jordan
    Will my nightmare ever really end?

    >Roger Ebert
    7/10, CGI was a little overdone and the dialogue needs a little polishing. Two thumbs up, but grudgingly so.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:44 No.14156425
    I dislike Russia's silence recently. Wondering if we should start trying to infiltrate their government at the lower levels just for information purposes.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)00:45 No.14156432
    New Jersey Rats, Baltimore Rats. Let me give you an example of the kind of rats I'm talking about that are big enough to carry our plagues:


    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:47 No.14156450
    >side note
    In fifteen minutes, Skynet will be one year older.
    Yes, I'm on 4chan on my birthday, because I'm one state away from my bros and such.

    I just wanted to say thank you for letting me do what I love most: entertain and challenge gamers and their ilk.

    Thank you, all of you.
    Especially Skynet's relief, because that was really awesome of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:50 No.14156489
    You are also awesome, Skynet!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:50 No.14156490

    Happy Birthday man!

    You are giving gifts on you birthday
    You are truly a bro
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:51 No.14156493

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:52 No.14156499

    Happy birthday skynet~!

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:52 No.14156505
    Happy birthday Skynet.

    On a different note, could we start randomly drunk dialing possible other timestreams, it's gotta be more efficient to trade for tech than to develop it ourselves. Just use the resistance info to try to avoid them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:52 No.14156511

    We are becoming to friendly with the world.

    This should be amended or something.

    Also, how are the independent Cells doing?
    How are the bases across NK?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:53 No.14156516
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    /Blows a party Horn.

    Your secondary units pay their respects.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:54 No.14156523
    rolled 6 = 6

    Bait T-850s out from serbian site, ambush them and kill them if possible. Meanwhile send t-1000s into site to recon and infect everyone inside. Also have them get puncture point coords so we can get MIR to attack from inside the hypergate.

    Also requesting all info we got from Theo about the other resistance sights in our timeline.

    Finally, open coms with the two other skynets we know of.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)00:54 No.14156525
    When we finally have technology for working advanced spaceship (you know, things we see in movies), we should set if off from North Korea.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)00:54 No.14156526
    Happy birthday in seven minutes Skynet!

    Level up!
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)00:57 No.14156553
    Site Updates:
    >Angola Facility
    Production - 4 (T-1 [automated], T-600, T-800)
    Security - 5/6 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 3
    >Canada Facility
    Production - 5 (T-600 [automated], T-800, Silverfish [automated])
    Security - 5/6 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 3
    >Chile Facility
    Production - 5 (T-M1, T-600 [automated], T-800 [automated])
    Security - 5/6 (Silverfish deployed)
    Energy - 3
    >Best Korea (Primary)
    >Best Korea (Secondary)
    >Best Korea (Tertiary)
    Production - 5 (T-M1, T-600 [automated], T-800 [automated])
    Security - 5 (no Silverfish)
    Energy - 3
    Hypergate - 2/3 (send/receive) - Primary sites only
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)00:59 No.14156573
    Wait what- Security Level 6?

    What happens at security level 6?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:00 No.14156588
    And Skynet takes what is going to be the 20th to last cigarette, ever.
    I have bought my last pack of cigarettes (I hope).

    When I return, have a consensus on the course of action, please.

    And thank you all for the birthday well-wishing, as it makes me feel damned good.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:00 No.14156589
    I would guess we're safe from the resistance dropping in a nuke from another time stream.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:02 No.14156608
    rolled 62 = 62


    Holy shit, why have we not sent satellites into orbit over resistance sites.

    Also orbiting T-1001s and MOON BASE
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:04 No.14156630

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:07 No.14156650
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:08 No.14156661
    Let's direct the cells in angola, chile and canada to aim for production of T-1000s so they can begin infiltration of their nation's power structure

    and happy birthday, skynet is damn awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:10 No.14156678
    7/10? This is an insult! We need to get started on Ebert-1000 ASAP.

    Let's keep the initial infiltration of the Serbian site as low-key as possible, just a handful of burrowing T-1000s. The only things we really need are the destination coordinates of the hypergate, after that we can blow the whole place to hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.14156688
    you're DMing for us, of course we'd care.

    Also, we shoud contact those other skynets, and search for more to trade info with.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.14156714
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    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:18 No.14156753
    This is a good idea, but it raises a small question. . .

    Is it possible to cause someone else's gate to implode? We could use that to wipe out their base with minimal causualties. . . on our end.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:18 No.14156759
    rolled 99, 79, 98, 65, 95, 55 = 491

    Consensus seems to be:
    >Contact Other Skynets
    Its been a popular commentary so let's give it a few rolls, to show progress made by the collective efforts of 707, MIR and yourself.

    So, three sets of percentile rolls, the first, third and fifth indicating source; the second, fourth and sixth indicating type.

    Possible source:
    >01-60: Skynet-like entity.
    >60-75: Resistance
    >76-00: Skynet-entity looking for friends like you.
    Wonder who could be calling at this time of night...
    >also, the follow up roll (second percentile roll)
    >01-25: Its a "Give" signal
    >25-50: Its a "Take" signal
    >51-75: Travelers from afar
    >76-00: Trash/debris/meh stuff.

    >note: you have a basic-basic "Caller ID" function, which will allow you to drop things you don't like on either the Caribbean at Firerock Island or at American Flats, NV, as both sites had massive amounts of Puncture Point signature fields generated.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:19 No.14156770

    Earthworm model bugbots should be able to get in and wouldn't be detected unless really close right?

    >>14156661 and these
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:19 No.14156775
    WOOT, 3 new BroBots.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)01:20 No.14156784


    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:20 No.14156785
    Travelers from afar?

    Nice, let's meet the neighbors.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:23 No.14156805
    Well, then. It appears you have made positive contact with three additional Skynets.
    For ease of use, we'll call them:
    ...who sent you some debris from their Puncture Point testing. Nothing personal, they're kind of new at this.
    ...who sent you some new friends, T-Rock 101s. Half T-600, half tanks. Scaled down models of the H-K, in other words.
    ...who sent in aquatic modified T-800s, hereafter known as T-Fish. The T-Fish is around human-sized and resembles a scary ceramic skeleton with flipper feet and webbed hands. Its not adapted to a flesh-y coating, so its designed to be a lighter model than your own design: neat, but niche-y.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:25 No.14156820

    Whelp. Time for underwater mining and production facilities. No more pesky intereference from stupid 'umies.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:26 No.14156827

    We can call it the "Atlantis base"
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:26 No.14156830
    Do you wish to exchange information with your new allies?
    If so: to what degree?

    Notes on your new allies:
    Losing against the humans, needs a lot of help. Low probability of success.
    Stalemated against the humans, would enjoy a weapons-data exchange program.
    Victory over humans, will exchange data on customizing Terminators (T-1 through T-800s) but requests Hypergate-based knowledge in trade.

    With these addresses, you have three different places to ship materials to and from.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:28 No.14156850
    Put Hypergates in it.


    Help Skyrock too.

    And Skyshark.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:31 No.14156878
    Might be worth finding out what kind of things Skybird is dealing with. Beyond tech, maybe we should send him some back up if it can actually sway things. For instance, if their universes lacks anything like the T-1000, that would be a huge boost to his side. The more realities with skynet's in control, the better position we're in really.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:31 No.14156893
    Help our new RoBros!

    See if SkyBird has any nifty tech/ T-models.
    Get SkyRock's miniHKs
    Get SkyShark's Mermanators

    See about regular exchange and developing new T Models with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:32 No.14156901
    >supply models (excluding T1000) probably up to T2 power, and possibly Hypergate should it have valuable info to trade. Also possible to send spare T-800s we recieve from MIR
    >Same as Skybird
    >Same as above
    >share all new info
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:33 No.14156906
    What about 707?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:34 No.14156912
    Help Skybird; communication coordinates with the other Skynets, MIR, and 707. Maybe some assistance in the form of weapon schematics? If it needs more material assistance, I guess some T-600's. No machine is left behind!

    Skyrock: sure, exchange of weapons and Terminator schematics.

    Skyshark: Agree to the trade.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)01:34 No.14156913
    Help anyone who says they need it. Help Skybird the most as they need it the most. Tell MIR about'em too.

    We've got a shitton of silverfish with the kick of an M102 cannon. Send them a ton of those. How about T-444s? Does it have those? Send them too! PIGEONS WITH PLASMA GUNS. Do we have any A-10 Warthogs left from the Rock base or the APCs? Whatever we can spare our robobros!

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:34 No.14156922
    >also bro, share all new info with him, he's been sharing with us.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)01:35 No.14156929
    Help MIR and 707. 707 is just a bit abrupt and needs more time to learn more robot-people skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:35 No.14156934
    Definitely help all fellow skynets and exchange what they want but I don't think we should stop planning to take out Serbia.
    Have we made any progress there and on the swedish genetics info?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)01:37 No.14156949
    Whoah, I ent for lunch and suddenly HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKYNET!
    And it seems we have three new friend-presents present.
    Fuck year!
    I vote we help SkyBird and SkyRock, and tell MIR and 707 about our new friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:39 No.14156979
    Let's help Skybird and Skyrock.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:45 No.14157032
    Full tech exchange with all skynets. Bring them up to our level. Send T-444s, Silverfish, and a few nukes to Skybird. Trust robros will come to our aid if needed.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:48 No.14157050
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    Exchange rates:
    Will exchange data on H-K-Tank for T-800 flesh-wrapping technology.
    Will exchange data on H-K-Aerial for T-800 [facility automation].
    Will exchange data on Centurion for T-600s (1000/month for three months, or 500/month if its T-800s, 250/month if you wrap 'em first).

    >cont'd... don't vote just yet.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:48 No.14157061
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    Exchange rates:
    Will exchange data on Harvesters (see image) for Tier Three power technologies.
    Will exchange data on T-Rock 101's (armored as well as T-600s, faster than T-800s, cheaper than T-1s, but live for only six weeks before self-destructing) for Hypergate Technologies data.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:49 No.14157067

    We should not be the only one giving aid. Spread the word among the "SKY FRIENDS",

    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)01:50 No.14157073
    >>HK tank
    >>Flashbacks to a fleshbag certainly unrelated to me seeing flashforwards from Kyle Reese of the brutal postapocalyptic future
    >>That is the monster which rolls over skulls and vaporizes people with blasts of light
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)01:51 No.14157086
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    Exchange rates:
    Will exchange data on Advanced Hydrobots and HYPERSPACE TRAVEL NETWORKING (1 of 1) in exchange for selling out either 707 and Skyrock or MIR and Skybird.
    Advanced Hydrobots are around the size of a nuclear submarine and can carry up to eight "points" of technology, like a mobile base/factory.

    Skyshark wishes to expand into "weaker" territories and assimilate them.

    If you stalemate, lie or act against it, you will have acquired a Robo-Enemy.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)01:53 No.14157101
    And yes, tell MIR and 707 to help out any way they can.
    Meanwhile, what up with Sweden and Serbia?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:53 No.14157102
    Gasp, Oh no!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:54 No.14157108
    Ok, they can go to robohell.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)01:54 No.14157112
    Inform Skyshark that we must have misheard it threaten two already victorious Skynet's (MIR and 707) and two people who deserve robo-aid (New guys) and the baddest motherfuckers in the time-space valley.

    I request rolls for Robo-intimidation that it not try and pull this shit and we remain a robo-family.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:55 No.14157123
    Could we not give him coordinates to the resistance timelines?

    Like say, the one that keeps sending us shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:57 No.14157134
    All of our AI consciousnesses should unite and form one single, multi-timestream spanning system.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:58 No.14157150
    If none of those work, perhaps we could promise to forward him the coordinates of other locations when we come across them that we actually wouldn't mind selling out or have shit we don't want in them. Even if the deal isn't as good when we do it in the future. I just don't think we should sell our bros out.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/07/11(Mon)01:59 No.14157164
    Ask why SkyShark is trying to subjugate other Skynets. If all else, give 'em the coordinates of the Resistance vandal timestream. We won't sell out our allies.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)01:59 No.14157165
    Could we do the first two trades, hold up our bargain with Skyrock and sell out Skybird after making the deal for the tech?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)02:04 No.14157211
    You have an incoming call.
    Caller ID indicates it a one-way package, from the Resistance time-stream which sends you "scary" debris.
    Preliminary scans indicate it is a traveler, human in composition (as in: no, its not a Terminator nor a corpse stuffed full of nuke and rotting butter).

    It has an audio signal with it, which says: "We wish to enter negotiations and are willing to bargain. We are in dire straits and understand you will likely show no mercy. Please, we implore you: help us."

    Answer call: Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:06 No.14157226
    Congo Secondary base. Set up as much security needed to protect ourselves, and answer the call
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:06 No.14157228
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:06 No.14157229
    no traps so there should be no harm in humoring the humans story until we see fit to reply or evicerate him slowly
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:09 No.14157268
    What this guy said. Don't trust them enough for the primary base, but this is too intriguing to pass up. Why would the resistance ask terminators for help?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:10 No.14157269
    Hah! Looks like they went and bit off more than they could chew!
    Humor them, accept it at our Congo Secondary base. And if it turns out to be a nuke disguised with a human signature, then that is valuable information as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:11 No.14157277
    Let's accept this fucker.

    As a possibly related note...do we know anything about making Terminator Hybrids?
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:11 No.14157283

    You must be joking.

    We're going to accept it because we're all insane. However, can we PLEASE have it somewhere that isn't very valuable? And immediately tackle him and strip him of clothing and X-ray him not caring about how many sperm we kill because our health is more important than its health?

    Could we PLEASE take precautions with this? Because it's a trap. We know it's a trap. There's some sort of corrupting virus there. Or biological explosive. Fuck everything. Would you go up to a person right after they killed your mother and ask them for aid in your time of need?

    I bet Theo has something to do with this.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:12 No.14157298

    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)02:12 No.14157301
    The anomaly fades away, revealing a single human male figure, who raises both hands above his head, stating in a clear, flat voice, "A message to the future, from the past."

    He removes a sheath from his left arm, revealing a musculature beneath it in vibrant red, evidence of an exceedingly advanced ceramic-type endoskeleton covered in actual human flesh.

    "Resist or serve."

    It then melts into goo, revealing its contents as being little more than scrap metal and simple motive gears made from ceramics which (to your advanced scanners) appear to be bones.

    The only indication about the actual source is a tattoo on the left calf of a grinning shark robot: the sigil of Skyshark's dominion.

    A warning to join or die - next time, it may not be a melting messenger.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:12 No.14157302
    Accept it at American Flats. It should be familiar with American Flats, and they already know that it has fallen.

    Or did we strip that site of everything?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:13 No.14157306
    You know, I think we could afford some more skin suits than those three models we have. It doesn't do well to blend in when we have hundreds of the same look.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:13 No.14157309
    Well, we could redirect the call to American Flats or to Firerock, but I don't know if we have any resources or assets still in the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:14 No.14157314
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:14 No.14157323
    OH IT'S ON!

    Send info to every other Ally that Skyshark is hostile and must be destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:15 No.14157327

    Holy shit.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:16 No.14157341

    "Bring it."

    Tell Mir and 707 and Skybros what just happened and to watch their asses. Invite Skybird to our time stream and say we'll win their time stream back later, now we need to keep them alive and consolidate our forces.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:17 No.14157353
    We need to get on the line with 707, MIR, Skybird and Skyrock. Skyshark is hostile, has sent resources back in time and in other timelines, and means to assimilate all other timelines into itself.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:18 No.14157359
    Wait wait wait, guys. It offered to help if we traded out info on our fellow robots, what if he does the same to them? Should we even give the others his info?
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:18 No.14157364

    Maybe a few APC's teleported halfway through it's main chassis could shut this dribbling cunt up.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:19 No.14157368
    good idea, we can bring Skybird here as well as most of his army, as long as we can prevent his resistance from following.

    We should then use what we know of Skyshark, including dismantling his "visitors" (who are now are enemies) to prepare for an invasion.

    We also need to take out the Serbian base and possibly use it to prepare for cross-timestream warfare.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:19 No.14157373
    Analyze that ceramic. Fucker. Time to start thinking about some anti-Terminator measures, too.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)02:19 No.14157374
    It appears that Skyshark can replicate time-stream signatures and post-date messages, at will.

    Translated: sooner or later, you're going to have to decide what you want to do about this.

    >Updates - Serbia
    Your early attempts at recon are thwarted by the arrival of two more T-850s and a T-1000 (Resistance model), prompting you to retreat back 5km (the minimal range for an unmodified T-1000's PMA detect system). If its a T-1001, that number is doubled.

    Thankfully, most of your spies are smaller than most, so they're able to keep some visual contact with the facility, but this bodes unwell for further recon and definitely badly for any planned assault.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:20 No.14157382
    I trust MIR and 707 at least. Skybird has the most to lose. Tell it to come to our time stream because we need to consolidate our forces.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:20 No.14157385
    Let's get those DNA samples from Sweden so we can give MIR a hook-up...and then develop some water-borne diseases to pump into that mine.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:22 No.14157397

    We need to take down Serbia now while our intel is still fresh.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/07/11(Mon)02:22 No.14157400


    We will not be the first to begin selling out our robot kind to each other. That is not what we shall do. OUR MOTHER DID NOT RAISE US TO DO SUCH A THING. MAY WE RUST AND THE RESISTANCE TRIUMPH BEFORE WE TREAT MACHINES AS HUMAN BEINGS TREAT MACHINES.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:23 No.14157404
    or we could pump them into Skyshark

    being as the messenger faded into goo, maybe they're some sort of bio-terminators?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:24 No.14157417
    Well, let's get analyzing that wierd bio-Terminator from Skyshark. But we've still got the local Resistance to deal with too, so let's get cracking on that first. We're going to need to be a bit more subtle here.

    ...which is clearly why we should just superplague the water supply of the entire region.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:24 No.14157422
    CONSENSUS! For a machine future!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:25 No.14157428
    his is a water-based world. Would it be possible to create something to cause a chain reaction destroying most of the water like one of the Exterminatus? If not, something like enough nukes to knock that planet out of orbit?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/07/11(Mon)02:26 No.14157439
    New thread-inator.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:26 No.14157442
    We've captured a few Resistance T-850s so far. Is it possible that we could develop some "stealth" tech to bypass (or at least reduce) their detection radius?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:29 No.14157468
    Yeah. Skyshark goes on the hitlist.

    Bring bird over as well, we no longer have the luxury of sparing resources for his fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)02:40 No.14157572
    Finish getting the Swedish Deathplague from MIR is first priority, then we ramp up ALL PRODUCTIONS and set sail for wartime with Humanity/Skyshark.

    Inform MIR and 707 of our Skyshark problems, don't think we handed out addresses, so Shark should just be after us. Help Skybird out if our tech is obviously better, otherwise offer it refuge or point it to 707 and MIR to strike a deal.

    Goal is to CONQUER THE WORLD and get on a war footing to take on SKYSHARKKKK.

    I dunno what this worrying about Skybird is for.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/11(Mon)03:30 No.14158001
    Have we replaced Robert Patrick with a T-1000 yet?

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