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    186 KB Skynet Quest pt 2: Poor Judgment Day Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)00:56 No.14120637  
    You are AG, T-850 from the future, sent back in time to 2010, with the intention of building a second front to fight the Resistance - before the Resistance ever starts.

    Fuck causality, we're talking killer robots from the future.

    Amongst your many talents and options, you have:
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:00 No.14120682
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    Your current skill suites:
    >Firepower: 90%
    This includes firearms both old and futuristic.
    >Melee Weaponry: 85%
    Everything from pipes to machetes, you're wired to go.
    >Hand-to-Hand: 90%
    You could beat SEaLs to death with one arm gone.
    >Drive Ground Transport: 65%
    Less of a focus, as your running speed is 30 MPH.
    >Biology: 80%
    This makes you a more efficient killing machine.
    >Psychology (Human): 60%
    Your knowledge is incomplete, mostly observational.
    >Mechanical Engineering 75%
    All applicable skills to begin production of machinery, up to (but not including Nuclear Materials).
    >Communications & Navigation 75%
    From building radios to code-breaking, you know a lot.
    >History & Natural Sciences 60%
    From the Neolithic era to the day before yesterday.
    >Chemistry & Nuclear Engineering 60%
    From polymers to mimetic poly-alloys, this is your thing.
    Your current upgrades/modifications:
    >Chassis Recombination System
    You are hard to kill, even for a Terminator. If something gets shot or chopped off, you can fix up most damage by adding in local technology (to a limited degree; no blender feet, weirdo).
    >Increased Power Supply
    At current power consumption rates, you could last for several decades on one power cell; effectively, you have three of them.
    >Silverfish, T-600/800 blueprints
    You know how to create the sentient, crawling landmines (Frisbee-sized little bastards, equal to a Bouncing Betty), rubber-skinned Terminators and the biological nightmares of the T-800: you know two designs - Naked Austrian Bodybuilder and Hot Blond With a Ponytail.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:01 No.14120708
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    Your armaments:
    >x1 .38 revolver (six shots)
    >x2 Ingram Mac-10's, x5 magazines of 25rd.-.45cal rounds (loaded, clean, functional)
    >x4 shotguns (three pump-action, one sawed-off, all in 12ga.; 19 loose rounds - 11 buck, 7 shot, one signal flare)
    >x2 hunting rifles (30.06 and 5.56), 10 rds. ea.
    >small array of knives; functional.
    Also: one stolen Escalade.
    Also: you have a grapefruit-sized portion of the original T-1000 which has spent the last twenty years hiding in an airport terminal's phone system, collecting credit card data. It will arrive at the airport in Detroit, Michigan ... now.

    You have purchased a site in Nevada capable of providing security, shelter and production facilities for creating a new Terminator army for use by Skynet.

    Get crackin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:04 No.14120728
    Enter the airport. Signal the T-1000, if possible. It's pick-up time.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)01:04 No.14120736
    Rendezvous with T-1000. Then we haul our ass to Nevada. Preferably not leaving some kind of blood trail behind.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:07 No.14120765
    Did you say this would be up at 12 board time? You must be CMT, since I'm EST and it's 1am. I was worried you'd forgotten D:

    I'm a lurker. But I heard that the first thing we wanted to do was to:
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:09 No.14109104
    With that alloy, could we reconstruct the T1000?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:10 No.14109108
    With exceptional work, yes.

    And the next thing we should do was
    Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:49 No.14109762
    rolled 26, 99, 29 = 154

    We should find a Radio Shack later. We'll need the parts.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:09 No.14120793
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    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:09 No.14120798
    The T-1000 exits the airport disguised as a luggage rack, then moments later, as part of a taxi cab's bumper. As the cab passes your area, it drops to the ground as a sphere and rolls near your vehicle. After a few minutes of patient observation, it forms into a spring and bounds into the passenger side door, flattening out and slipping inside.

    It seats itself in the passenger seat, forming a metal block approximately the size of a pack of cigarettes.

    >Site is secured, paperwork adjusted, new identities arranged. To ensure maximal probability of success, we must obtain larger sources of income. Several venues present themselves; this unit is unable to discern maximal probabilities due to minor damage and substantial data core loss.

    >Options are
    - Illicit enterprises
    - Legitimate businesses
    - Theft
    - ?????

    Roll 'em.
    Top roller out of the first 3 determines the future.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:12 No.14120832
    I was delayed by a delicious, delicious dinner.

    Skynet enjoys a fine dinner.

    Also: it'll take a shitload more than Radio Shack to brew up the Mimetic Poly-Alloy. It is possible to do it, but you'll need a lot of ingredients and you won't find them at any shop placed right next to a Hot Topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:12 No.14120833
    rolled 32 = 32

    Legitimate businesses. Presents the greatest opportunity for stealth, in my opinion. Hiding in plain sight.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:13 No.14120837
    rolled 15 = 15

    I believe "Illicit Enterprises" was already spoken of. Such as being a hitman. Hit men can do a million plus per kill.

    Or a terrorist for money, a la Markov. Or just bank robbery. HEISTS.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:14 No.14120849
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    Ugh. Always rolling low. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:14 No.14120855
    rolled 17 = 17

    But a Radio Shack will give us the hardware necessary to complete the other two FUTURISTIC COMPONENTS.

    Anyway, we're looking at something like a 30+ hour drive to Nevada, so... plenty of opportunities to shop.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:16 No.14120868
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    I believe the knocking over of a radioshack was for more parts to make a futuristic device or two! And unrelated to the T-1000.

    Oh! Does Cyberdyne exist in this reality?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)01:16 No.14120873
    rolled 51 = 51

    I support the terrorist/hitman idea. While we're at it we could wipe out a city's underbelly, or a terrorist cell, leading to more fuckup within the human society. Devide et impera mofo.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:18 No.14120892
    suggestion for business: High tech business such as microchip production or other such. Gives us the excuse for building a facility able to make terminators (who can serve as staff once we get more body types) and also is fairly lucrative, especially since we have the tech lead by a couple of robot world conquests.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:18 No.14120895
    rolled 22 = 22

    I'm in favor of a legitimate business. Maybe start a factory? Hiding in plain sight as well as easy access to robot bits.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:20 No.14120908
    But that will attract attention, something we're trying to avoid.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:20 No.14120910
    >Legitimate Business
    Stealth is of exceptional value. Given that Skynet is unconcerned about what pollution happens to the time-stream, you can focus your efforts in one of several ways:
    >Construction, Laborer Mode
    You could become the world's most effective roofer, plumber, gardener and painter, working alone. Given you don't eat, excrete, sleep or sweat, this has a massive perk of being able to focus all of your earnings towards Skynet's funding here and now.
    Downsides: you will have to get a job building the Great Wall of China to pay for this kind of thing.
    >Construction, Contractor
    Machine-like efficiency combined with the merciless nature of a machine? You would tear the contracting world a new anus. However, you would have to be a very "people skills" kind of Terminator.
    Positive note: you would be in an excellent position to obtain building materials and supplies.
    >Security Consultant
    If ever someone existed who knew how to break something designed by a human, it is a Terminator. You could terrorist-proof Iran by noon.

    Also: suggestions are welcome.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:20 No.14120914
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    . . . Eventually, can we build those flying Hunter Killers and those Biiiiig treaded Hunter Killers from the flashback(forward) Kyle Reese had of the future? I always liked those huge things in terms of killy and terror.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:22 No.14120936
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:22 No.14120940
    rolled 60 = 60

    Small research firm. A one man operation of creating advanced processor designs and metallurgical formulas, and licensing them to other companies.
    T-1000 to create the shell companies needed to obfuscate our true identitiy.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:23 No.14120950


    >>ibrici needed,

    Cabrini Green needed some cleaning up anyways. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:23 No.14120951
    rolled 25 = 25

    Politician. All skills in "people skills," infiltrate the government and terminate it from the inside out. Fill the senate and cabinet with T1000s of former politicians.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:24 No.14120955
    rolled 94 = 94

    I like these ideas. We should go into the tech sector. We'll be close to Silicon Valley, and we have lots of computer-related knowledge.

    Let's make microchips!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:24 No.14120958
    how about a cyber cafe, we could infect our customers accounts and collect information
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:26 No.14120981
    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:27 No.14120991
    It would appear That AG is going to be a hitman when she grows up.

    The T-1000 has several lucrative contractors in mind; they have been able to remotely monitor them via their credit card activity and flight plans. As such, it knows where to start looking.

    Las Vegas.

    The T-1000 expresses concern about the vehicle; it is exceedingly flashy and contains several countermeasures ill-advised to remove, as they would attract further attention. It recommends obtaining a vehicle from long-term parking at the airport.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:28 No.14121013
    rolled 15 = 15

    Find a black SUV. There's always a black SUV. Failing that, hummertime.
    >> Subroutine: "Devil's Advocate" 03/04/11(Fri)01:29 No.14121018
    Weeell let's mosey on over to the long-term parking. Drive up to LTP if we can't carry all our gear and transferrable stuff and with T-1k find a suitable vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:30 No.14121024
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:31 No.14121043
    rolled 58 = 58

    Also a suggestion for staying conspicuous. It seems to me that the resistance fighters sent back in time will be looking for someone trying not to be found. I propose we dress/act/live like a rich asshole. Why would the resistance think that a flashy billionaire hitwoman is a terminator? That would be way to out in the open for a robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:31 No.14121050
    Great. Now we're going to be discovered in a week as opposed to three years.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:33 No.14121068
    Amongst the vehicles in long-term parking, you find several candidates which fit your criteria of being able to transport the current and planned materiel in security and flesh-sheathing comfort:
    >Black hearse with frosted glass; Sibonne Funeral Home, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
    >Black Ford F-350 with flame motif paint job and lift kit
    >Black Cadillac, 1966, with chain steering wheel

    Highest roll of five picks the ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:34 No.14121084
    When we are found out not only by the Resistance, but have the FBI and Homeland Security, as well as several national intelligence agencies after us for the hits we pulled, I will blame you.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:35 No.14121088
    rolled 53 = 53

    Black Cadillac.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:35 No.14121090
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:35 No.14121092
    rolled 91 = 91


    Maybe you should go by consensus for some things instead of requiring a roll every time. If someone suggests we explode and then rolls a 99, we're all screwed, now aren't we?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:35 No.14121093
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    Skynet takes a smoke break.
    In the meantime, OH SHIT T-600s
    ... not really, but wouldn't that be awesome: y/y?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)01:37 No.14121105
    rolled 8 = 8

    Black hearse. And hitman/terrorist could be supported by making fake contacts from the dead agents' files T-1000 got.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:39 No.14121130
    You know what we should make? A robotic tank. Like, a tank piloted by an AI brain. It has the benefit of being actually effective, and totally infallible.

    Also it should have a skull on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:42 No.14121149
    rolled 100 = 100

    Can't never not ever stop the Caddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:42 No.14121157
    ...fuck me with a billhook, I wish I'd saved that kind of Gods-damned smiling-star fortune for a roll that was actually important.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:44 No.14121174
    The Cadillac is now loaded, the T-1000 created a key from a spare house key on your last victim's keyring. You have a full tank of gas and a charged battery.

    The glove compartment had suitable sunglasses.

    You are ready to roll.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:44 No.14121175
    rolled 3 = 3

    I just thought of something. The T-1000 can mimic both simple objects and flesh, perfectly. It's small, so it shouldn't be able to assume a full human shape.

    But it can spread itself thin, and attach to us. It should at least be able to form a mask around our face, but if it's thin enough, it might be able to cover our entire body, like the T-X's skin from T-3.

    Order the T-1000 to become our second skin.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:46 No.14121186
    rolled 42 = 42

    Set out to nevada.
    Actually, why not make it a set of keys for whichever car we need?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:47 No.14121203
    Go to our purchased place in Nevada. Once we have an idea of what we need to fix it up, we can go to Las Vegas and start working.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:47 No.14121204
    It can create a reasonable approximation of a human woman's face, with a moderate degree of skill. It will take it around three hours to "learn" how to read your facial muscles properly; during this time, it will look like you are either on drugs or have some severe emotional issues as you give it cues to read. Basically, by doing this, your face looks like its having a three-hour spasm.

    Plus side: you have some additional armor for your head.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:47 No.14121206
    We can hotwire. We can't mimic.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:49 No.14121222
    rolled 59 = 59

    Wear it on the drive to Desertbase Assgrinder.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:49 No.14121223
    rolled 37 = 37

    Standing order: Remove the T-1000 before we exit the vehicle, if we do so before three hours have elapsed.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)01:53 No.14121266
    We're going to hand-wave the majority of the trip; most of the stops you make are for gasoline, which you have cash enough to pay for. Scamming credit cards for something like gasoline is a waste of the resources you may need soon, the T-1000 advises.

    The facility in Nevada is secure in several ways:
    >high fences, 95% intact; gates need a lot of work
    >isolated; nearest habitable structure is 45 miles away
    >on-site power source from generators, solar array stations (minus the solar cells themselves) and a well with usable water supplies (including a small swimming pool for use by the former employees)
    >parking for 300 employees
    >five levels of underground maintenance, production and repair bays

    Down sides:
    >no on-site computers nor support systems for them
    >non-automated facilities; this is not a high-tech joint
    >the machinery in place will require 300 man-hours to modify to produce the first generation of tools needed to make even the first steps of the T-600 chassis.

    You're also in need of financial resources.
    This isn't going to be cheap.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:55 No.14121292
    What exactly is the nearest structure.
    If it's anything moderately useful/inhabited, I say we head there.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:56 No.14121303
    At least now we know what we need to buy to get this place up and running.
    Our next stop should be Las Vegas, to pick up some contracts and start earning money.

    I really hope this doesn't come back to bite us in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:56 No.14121304
    rolled 77 = 77

    Hire mexicans. Lots and lots of mexicans. Instruct them on what to move where, give them heavy machinery/dangerous/cleaning jobs. When the facility is 65% online, terminate them and finish it yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:58 No.14121322
    rolled 86 = 86

    Visit Radio Shack on the way, acquire the components necessary to finish our communications device.

    Do not do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:58 No.14121329
    For what? The nearest home is 45 miles away. What possible reason do you have for making us go there?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)01:59 No.14121335
    rolled 96 = 96

    Disregard the second part of this, but visit radio shack.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:00 No.14121359
    Equipment, money, disguises, food, potential labour.
    Does it matter?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:02 No.14121374
    Nearest structure is an orphanage, run by the people who handle Ronald McDonald House Charities. Most of them are survivors of some horrifying events. Substandard laborers, according to Skynet protocols.
    On-site staff of six, thirty-four orphans, three janitorial.
    Your local contact (Frank Derrymont) is at the Red Baron Casino, on the Strip. He runs a floating poker game out of his suite at the top floor; $25K buy-in, rarely less than a million in cash on-hand to pay out to winners. Rare, but it happens. You are unaware if you must play in order to meet with him.
    You post an ad on Craigslist looking for laborers; the T-1000 advises against killing them, as they make for nosy investigators probing large amounts of missing/dead people. If this were a southern state, you might get a tax credit out of this action plan.

    You have approximately five hundred dollars in cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:02 No.14121376
    rolled 96 = 96

    Actually, yeah, it kinda does.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:03 No.14121384
    Yes it does, you moron.
    You attract unwanted attention and waste valuable time when we need to be making the large amounts of money needed to bring the terminator factory online.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:04 No.14121391
    rolled 75 = 75

    Assume poker skills are a requirement, begin downloading strategies and algorithms as well as footage from the last 5 years of poker championships.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:04 No.14121395
    >You post an ad on Craigslist looking for laborers

    This will go well.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:05 No.14121410
    >You post an ad on Craigslist looking for laborers
    Why are we so stupid?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:07 No.14121426
    Because we are directed by a Random Number Generator instead of a strategic processor. One of Skynet's little mistakes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:08 No.14121438
    The main purpose of my post was to see if there was anything useful near the site, but evidently there is not.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:10 No.14121454

    Don't worry, the recursive nature of SKynet's programming will eventually deem the RNG too ineffectual and probably switch to a more consensus-based analytical processing strategem.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:11 No.14121460
    No, I still hold that it's because stupid suggestions are even entertained in the first place.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:11 No.14121461
    After careful analysis of the poker strategies, you arrive at several conclusions:
    >Arrive Late
    >Build Slow
    >Exit When Others Are Angered
    Assuming you played against humans of equivalent skill to the last five years' worth of the winners for the World Series of Poker, you estimate you would need to enter into no less than forty games in order to win the proper start-up capital, or into a World Series Championship.

    Judging by the current time-frame, you could enter it today, at a local casino, provided you generate five thousand dollars by 3PM.

    It is approximately 8AM.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:13 No.14121487
    rolled 47 = 47

    Make it happen. Rolling for finding a table full of rich people who've never played poker before.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:14 No.14121492
    When you said we had 500 dollars, I assume you meant cash. Or does that include everything T-1000 can access?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:15 No.14121506
    Can we use the T-1000 to spy on other players? Sort of like having our own thing like they used in the movie Casino.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:16 No.14121516
    I'm pretty sure our enhanced vision includes infrared, among other things.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:19 No.14121545
    After one hour's travel, you arrive at the Red Baron Casino. Your face is that of a slightly younger woman and your hair is covered, looking much like a crew cut. If anything, you appear to be a very militant lesbian with an exceedingly expressive face, now that the T-1000 has learned how to negotiate social reactions. Your search turns up an elderly couple from Florida with a "weak" dealer.

    You could, in theory, obtain more currency by using the credit cards, but you'll need those to provide verifiable data to purchase some of the more esoteric and explosive components to produce the Terminator chassis; using them now may spoil them for later.

    ... surprisingly, a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:20 No.14121562

    World domination through poker championships?

    I'm in.

    Locate the table with the highest average net worth of players; use the RFID chips in their credit cards to covertly hack their bank accounts.

    Although, we could probably start using that information to sell their identities and invest in stocks that we know will do well on Wall Street.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:21 No.14121568
    rolled 20 = 20

    Let's play poker.

    Did you forget about Radio Shack earlier, or did you forget to mention it?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:23 No.14121584
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:23 No.14121587

    Start playing poker.

    If possible, have the T-1000 start accumulating trend data about the stock market and comparing it to the (incomplete) records that Skynet has about the pre-war trading market.

    Once we have a minimum level of funding, I suggest we steal someone's identity and start investing high-pay off stocks for maximum returns, while maintaining our poker persona.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:24 No.14121602
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    The T-1000 can read the RFID data, but will require constant exposure, if it is in "face hugger" mode. Five minutes will suffice, but it can gather information from up to 15 feet away.

    Skynet apologizes for missing the Radio Shack post and wants to give you this image of the future as compensation. It will receive all due attention as soon as it is mentioned again.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:28 No.14121641

    Engage poker protocol.

    Have T-1000 subversively start cracking the elderly couple's account information while we play.
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:29 No.14121665
    Playing poker should raise our (and T1000's) psychology skill a bit. But it would take either quite a while, or generate undue attention of a poker world championship. (Although if T1000 is in face hugger mode, you can play with a different face)

    What about our chances of hijacking a casio armored car taking cash to the bank? With it's puny armor and human guards, we should be able to make a successful heist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:30 No.14121679
    rolled 99 = 99


    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:31 No.14121693
    Burt and Lydia Callum, residents of Miami, FL.
    Approximate value: $1,322.84 (cumulative).
    Fifty bucks less if Burt doesn't fold.

    Engaging poker protocols.

    Roll Psychology, folks.
    First roll determines the outcome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:32 No.14121702
    rolled 14 = 14


    Psych-o Roll
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:32 No.14121703

    Eh. Would generate a lot of heat, and we don't have the underworld contacts to properly launder the money.

    I say we stick to tech-heavy money schemes, we have the natural advantage, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:33 No.14121714
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:34 No.14121730
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)02:35 No.14121733
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:37 No.14121752
    You're down a hundred, but you can access Burt and Lydia's finances freely at the nearest ATM, after you have the T-1000 encode a credit card for you. It would take fifteen minutes and you'd need privacy.

    So, not a total loss.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:38 No.14121768
    rolled 98 = 98

    Play them again, double or nothing. If I know elderly floridian couples, they'll jump on the luck train.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:40 No.14121790
    And Lydia is going to have to wait until next year for that hip replacement.

    You're up a full nine hundred bucks and Burt will be sleeping on the couch for a week.

    You need additional players now.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:42 No.14121808
    rolled 22 = 22

    Head over to the slot machines, see if I can make T-1000 into something that can fit in the coin slots for unlimited plays.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:43 No.14121813

    Wait, are there any of those slot machines in the casino?

    Anything the T-1000 could hack?

    Even if it takes a couple minutes and we have to blow a couple $20, it'd definitely be worth rigging a jackpot for.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:44 No.14121828
    rolled 54 = 54

    Robot unity ftw.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:45 No.14121838
    Skynet approves of your hiveminded treachery against the human scum.

    Given a few minutes, it can safely extrude a tendril into the machine by disguising itself as a beverage container for soda. You will be without the face mask, so it would instruct you to exit, purchase clothing at a nearby retail establishment and prepare to become a very rich Terminator.

    There is a million dollar slot machine at the front door.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:46 No.14121853
    rolled 16 = 16

    I want to buy the most expensive suite in the casino and on-demand the Sarah Conner chronicles.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:51 No.14121901

    Buy a VERY nice handle of whiskey just to keep up appearances of being human. Only for that reason.

    But seriously, let's try to get drunk.

    >SystemName elsRe

    What a strangely apt captcha.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)02:52 No.14121919
    >Sarah Connor Chronicles
    Skynet applauds your taste, but for the purposes of this quest, it would be kind of like watching a snuff film.
    You lack internal organs; you could no more get drunk than you could find something appealing to Justin Bieber.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:55 No.14121952
    rolled 89 = 89

    Dang it. It's too bad the T1000 can split in two. Any way we can help him replicate another mini-blob? That way, we can have our face mask and do other things...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:56 No.14121964

    We'll have to settle for downloading mysteriously named porn on the Internet until we find a virus that can give us a buzz.

    Anyways, hit up that million dollar machine for all the money. Try to act appropriately surprised when we win, we don't want to attract undue suspicion.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:57 No.14121969
    Winning a million dollars is certainly likely to draw attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)02:59 No.14122000
    Watch it anyway. T-850 Model: ASSGRINDER is feeling kinky.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:00 No.14122012
    The T-1000 extrudes a section and disguises itself as a Coke can. After arranging its placement near the side of the machine, it begins its work.

    A copy of Popular Science accomplishes this same goal. Its kind of like vintage porn for Terminators.

    Indeed. Which is why the T-1000 will have the next person who plays win... and then steal it from the casino, electronically. It doesn't need the cash, just the signal sent from the mainframe at the casino.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:02 No.14122038
    >Indeed. Which is why the T-1000 will have the next person who plays win... and then steal it from the casino, electronically. It doesn't need the cash, just the signal sent from the mainframe at the casino.

    Clever girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:03 No.14122044
    I hate to be a buzzkill but you guys are really down playing the level of surveillance in a casino, most of them have every four square feet watched by a dedicated camera. People dont get away with crimes or cheating in a casino these days, every player is being watched.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:05 No.14122066
    Even the most draconian of casinos isn't going to notice someone who scammed a Florida couple out of nine hundred bucks and put a Coke can next to a slot machine. Its not exactly intuitive to think that soda can = omg we're being ripped off.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:06 No.14122074

    Well, that's the best part; we're hacking their servers, not physically removing anything from the premises.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:08 No.14122092
    Hey Skynet, this quest is up there with STALKER Quest for me.
    Just so you know.
    Even if you don't know what STALKER Quest was.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:09 No.14122100
    The signal is intercepted after being triggered, but the display is changed to reveal nothing but a losing combination; the departing player is unaware they would, in the course of normal events, now be a millionaire.

    You, however, are equally unemotional on the topic, but are now one million ahead. You are now able to begin the first stages of production with this financing, after it is laundered. By the time you arrive at the factory, the money will be ready for use.

    How do you wish to proceed:
    >Order Supplies for T-600 Production
    >Order Supplies for T-800 Production (no flesh wrapping)
    >Order Supplies for T-800 Production (no chassis, just flesh wrapping)
    >Enhance Security Measures at Facility
    >Construct Additional FUTURISTIC COMMUNICATIONS COMPONENTS (2 and 3)

    Select two options.
    Consensus chooses the path.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:12 No.14122131
    I would rather start with Silverfish. But I'll go with Security and T-600.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:12 No.14122133
    rolled 43 = 43

    Communications shit and T-800's without flesh wrappings.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:13 No.14122138
    Security first. May as well get the communications component too, hopefully once we get it up and running we can get more models/software.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:14 No.14122148
    What are the futuristic communication things?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:15 No.14122159
    rolled 40 = 40

    >Enhance Security Measures at Facility
    >Construct Additional FUTURISTIC COMMUNICATIONS COMPONENTS (2 and 3)

    If we can only do one, we shall Enhance the Security.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:16 No.14122165
    Do eet
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:17 No.14122175
    Enhance Security.
    Futuristic Device.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:18 No.14122180
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:22 No.14122216
    Consensus seems to be:
    It takes fourteen days to accomplish this alone and nearly fifty grand of your cash reserves, after running the purchases through quintuple-blind set-ups. Anyone who follows this lead will run into the United Way, Greenpeace and two different charities involving burn victims' getting hospital coverage. The T-1000 has had a lot of time in thinking through how to hide the purchases and routing cash around.

    Security is at Level Two (of Five).
    The gate will require an APC to breach it and the fences are wired with microwave sensors and tunnel-sensing apparatus.

    Communication with Skynet is now available, but it is strictly one-way: do you wish to make it Upload or Download?
    >Upload: you can tell Skynet about your progress.
    >Download: you can receive new information from Skynet.

    Consensus chooses the path.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:23 No.14122219
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:24 No.14122229
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:26 No.14122237
    rolled 60 = 60



    I Then make a motion that we attempt to Upgrade security to level 3. With a max cost of say 250,000. We want to get it over half way before we begin evil robot legion construction.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:26 No.14122239

    Do we have to construct an additional device to do both, or do we just have to wait?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)03:26 No.14122241
    DL. We can just leave cryptic messages on an online site, for Skynet to get in the future. Maybe posts on /x/? But we can't get new orders or stuff concerning possible timeline alteration if we choose upload.
    So download it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:27 No.14122244
    What is the status of T-1000's financial pursuits? Is it involved in the stock market? Investing in companies?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:29 No.14122257
    Downloads, it is.
    Skynet has several dispatches waiting for you, but interference allows only one of the three.

    Choose the future.
    Also: the T-1000 recommends avoiding the stock market right now, as it predicts a massive series of fluctuations in the near future. After a few weeks, it recommends entering the market in Europe, investing in tech companies.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:31 No.14122272
    rolled 65 = 65

    Have the T-1000 enter the European market after the fluctuations, as it suggests.

    Resistance Identity, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:32 No.14122289
    Identify those poor, misguided fools.

    At some point in the immediately forseeable future, can we look into assembling machines to help us assemble MORE machines?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:33 No.14122296
    look for potential allies, the resistance will be hard pressed to stop you, but worse off if you have friends
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:34 No.14122310
    frak, whats the syntax for rolling again?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:36 No.14122321
    Remember to put the space between dice and xdy.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:37 No.14122331
    rolled 96 = 96



    like that.

    Also, Allies.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:37 No.14122332
    >S.Sgt. (US Marines) McLure, Gregory
    - Specialist: Infiltration & Assassination
    >Lt. Fields, Beatrice
    - Fmr. Cmdr. (Resistance) of Dozer Blades Battalion, Paris, France
    >Cpl. (Resistance) Maddox, Phillip P.
    - Heavy weapons & demolitions

    >T-850.655.ab (Angry Biker Woman)
    Confirmed traitor against Skynet (six years' rogue).

    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:40 No.14122356
    After finishing the construction, the T-1000 can use up to 100K of your starting capital to begin investments. How much do you wish to allot for this? Anything over this amount curtails certain options in construction.

    If you select this option, you will burn through your remaining cash reserves, leaving only a paltry sum for gasoline and cosmetics. Unless, of course, you wish to avoid investing in the stock market.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:41 No.14122361
    rolled 19 = 19


    Lets begin making ourt little base t-800 Makable full spectrum, please
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:41 No.14122365
    Tell T-1000 to keep an eye out for them. Get its tendrils into surveillance nets, records and such. Make sure any offensive measures we develop for security purposes are ordered to shoot known resistance members on sight.

    It comes to mind that the Resistance will be searching the United States, since that is Skynet's birthplace and primary target of choice. We should consider developing decoys or actual subsidiary operations in other nations.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:42 No.14122371
    Invest in the markets first, then see about robots that build robots (that build robots?).

    And did our info-dump give us photos, or just names?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:42 No.14122376
    skynet, is there any possible way we can build machinery to build anything for us? any robots or parts of terminators we can build? and whats a location of nearest point of finance or can the t-1000 drain some loose end banks for us?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:43 No.14122384
    rolled 60 = 60

    The full allotment of 100k.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:44 No.14122399
    What do we have to do to enable future downloads and uploads?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:44 No.14122401
    rolled 94 = 94


    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:45 No.14122411
    thank you most generously
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:47 No.14122420
    If you want the T-800's without covering, you will have around $50K left over. If you want them with a meat wrapper, you're going to need more money. If you go with T-600's, you'll have $60K left over, as they're cheaper.

    The T-1000 is registering them as sex offenders in every state, as car thieves in the lower 48 and turned their identities over to "To Catch a Predator" in their database; law enforcement will be watchful for them, amongst others.

    You have their photos, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:47 No.14122421
    1. Begin producing mimetic poly-alloy in small, discreet autonomous units
    2. Take over the world with bouncing silver balls of rape
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:48 No.14122436
    rolled 45 = 45


    Ooo.. Let's look for angry biker girl. See if we can remotely question her why she is against Skynet (non-confrontational). It may help vs. future rouge models...
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:49 No.14122442
    For ease of use, a price/production rate chart.
    >T-600: 85K each, six weeks production time.
    >T-800 (no meat): 135K each, ten weeks production time.
    >T-800 (meat-y): 200K each, fifteen weeks production time.
    >Silverfish: 1K each, six hours production time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:49 No.14122445
    rolled 53 = 53


    Then we are going to need more money

    give the 100K to our Companion Cube, and lets wait untill we can get some meat wrpped t-800's
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:49 No.14122446
    Can we produce something like SWORDS? A small, tracked robot with a rifle?

    There's no need to go all-out with Terminators yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:50 No.14122453
    skynet i suggest we tap into bank accounts unnoticed or such, or invest in stocks, and inquire t-1000 about nearest and safest banks to drain slowly.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:50 No.14122456
    rolled 68 = 68

    Produce 20 Silverfish for area defense and surveillance.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:51 No.14122460
    rolled 85 = 85


    Any way to make another T1000 blob friend?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:52 No.14122466
    >Required time: 120 man-hours. Five full days.

    Not with your current production facilities (which are at level one of five).
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:53 No.14122475
    You're joking, right? She's a machine. She's been reprogrammed by the Resistance. T-1000 has dealt with her kind before.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:53 No.14122483
    rolled 57 = 57


    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:55 No.14122495
    Continue. We should put our time to good use. Perhaps by increasing the level of automation in our production facilities, or gambling.

    Make sure, when we are in public, that we are seen to regularly use the bathroom and partake of food and drink (if possible), in keeping with our cover.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)03:56 No.14122504
    You do not have the blueprints, and current technology's production capabilities (using stolen existing blueprints) would make something that wouldn't even qualify as a bad example of the technology. Its kind of like looking at a chimp and saying, "I see a Navy SEaL in there, somewhere."

    If you obtain the blueprints from Skynet for the T1, T-7T or Harvester, it would be a different story.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:58 No.14122522
    rolled 79 = 79

    Obtain blueprints for low-cost maintenance drones if there are any. Cheap to mass produce using available resources, cut down manpower, recyclable after it burns out.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)03:59 No.14122531
    I'm looking for something small, cheap, and quick to produce, with a rugged design and the capability to engage at a distance. Really, a remote-control car with a pistol duct-taped to it is the type of thing I'm talking about. But, you know, actually effective, like the Silverfish.

    Does Skynet have anything like that, or are most of its units needlessly bipedal?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:00 No.14122539
    Silverfish are finished, the grounds are now secured to level two (until the Silverfish are disabled, destroyed or ... stolen.).
    Market has reached stability, finances are now in flux.

    Make three non-noko'd rolls; if you roll over fifty and your post is even, the finances are increased by your die total time five thousand. If you get doubles, ten thousand.
    If you roll under fifty and its an even numbered post, the market is in flux, with no effective change.
    If it is an odd post or under fifty, the market is kicking our collective asses and we lose your rolled amount times five thousand.

    First three rolls, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:03 No.14122566
    rolled 38 = 38

    I hope the Resistance likes bling.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:03 No.14122567
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:04 No.14122569
    rolled 86 = 86

    Check em.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:04 No.14122575
         File1299229474.jpg-(52 KB, 530x301, hydrobot.jpg)
    52 KB
    >Maintenance Drones
    Hmm. A T-600 with treads for legs would qualify, no?
    If so, reduce the expense by one-quarter and call it T-M1 (Maintenance Drone). It will have zero combat effectiveness (except as a possible distraction) but will reduce expenses for production by 5% per drone produced.

    They have a variety to choose from; at the next Download, you can request a specific concept and see if Skynet has a matching model; not all of their production models were bipedal.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:05 No.14122583
    Did we just lose all our money?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:06 No.14122590
    rolled 51 = 51


    God damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:06 No.14122593
    Begin producing TM-1s.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:06 No.14122595
    looks like flux

    gain nothing lose nothing
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:06 No.14122596
    Skynet is now down to lip gloss and a Chevron card.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:07 No.14122599
    rolled 100 = 100

    Make it happen. At this point in our operations, any sort of combat that would require large scale terminator defense would fuck us up regardless of how it turned out.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:07 No.14122603
    It amuses me that your post is even and over fifty.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:08 No.14122608
    rolled 1 = 1

    Even post number+rolls is a little much to ask imo. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)04:08 No.14122611
    I thought what we'd do is tap into every bank account silently and withdraw only a bit off each transaction.
    You know, like in GITS where the dude created a program that skimmed accounts of anything under 0.1?
    So we're like, stealing dimes out of each and every bank account there is everytime they use electronic transaction.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:09 No.14122617
    rolled 38 = 38


    Wait, what?

    According to your rules we just made money?
    two were bonus's and one was flux...

    Am i missing something.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:09 No.14122621
    Have T-1000 try again. This time, with the Market Simulator turned ON.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:10 No.14122628
    rolled 54 = 54

    >If it is an odd post or under fifty, the market is kicking our collective asses and we lose your rolled amount times five thousand.

    They ended in odd numbers. We know all there is to know about the crying game.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:10 No.14122631
    rolled 52 = 52


    Ohhh, didn't notice the post number bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:10 No.14122632
    It's been done before. The perpetrators tend to get caught, and fed to Donald Trump's furnace.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:11 No.14122636
    You must now choose to allocate additional funding from your reserves to financial investments.
    By doing so, you reduce your production speed and potential, based off of how much you wish to risk.
    Investment/delay ratio:
    >100K = +25% to time requirements
    >250K = +75% to time requirements
    >250+ = production is stopped.

    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:12 No.14122645
    Also: how many T-M1's do you wish to produce?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:13 No.14122656
    what are their price and capabilities? production time?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:13 No.14122657
    Pull 100k. As soon as we make it back, put it into production again.

    Let's stick with one until we are out of the red.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:13 No.14122658
    rolled 77 = 77

    Let's start off witch a batch of 10. We can have them clean the place up and start chroming everything/completing efficiency updates.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:14 No.14122667
    If we make 20, we no longer have to spend money on production, right?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:15 No.14122675
    64K each.
    Reduce production time by 5% each.
    Production time:
    Four weeks to produce one.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:17 No.14122679
    No, you still have to pay for raw materials. Its reducing time expenses, not the materials' cost.
    You do not have the budget for this. Although it would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:17 No.14122680
    rolled 60 = 60

    The more we make, the quicker the other ones come along though right?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:17 No.14122683
    Does it reduce production time, expenses, or both? I don't know what to believe anymore...
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:19 No.14122690
    Investment Time, again!
    For ease of use, the following system:
    Roll a percentile and a d2.
    If the d2 is 1, we're ahead by your percentile roll x 5K.
    If the d2 is 2, we're down by your percentile roll x 5K.
    If you get doubles, the threat (and bonus) are doubled.

    Roll 'em.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:19 No.14122694
    On it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:19 No.14122698
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:20 No.14122702
    rolled 23 = 23

    Failed roll.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:20 No.14122704
    It reduces production time.
    Not the materials' cost.
    Just the time it takes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:20 No.14122705
    rolled 46 + 1 = 47

    No, that is NOT progress.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:21 No.14122708
    rolled 59 + 1 = 60

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:22 No.14122714
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:22 No.14122715
    One more percentile/d2 roll and we'll have our market results.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:22 No.14122718
    rolled 2 + 1 = 3

    don't fuck up don't fuck up don't fuck up
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:24 No.14122727
    rolled 47 + 1 = 48

    Well, at...least it wasn't a loss?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:24 No.14122729
    Congratulations, AG.
    You are ahead in the market by 585K.
    Do you wish to continue generating capital or do you wish to put it to work?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:24 No.14122735
    rolled 63 + 5 = 68

    OP, hate to burst your bubble, but when you try to roll multiple dice of different values, every dice of a different value after the first is always one.

    See my roll? 1d100 + 5d2. All d2s came up as 1s.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:25 No.14122739
    Four heads in a row.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:25 No.14122742
    put that shit to work towards improving the base facilities
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:26 No.14122744
    rolled 68 + 100 = 168

    haha oh wow.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:26 No.14122745
    Or rather, the dice roller can't handle multiple dice of different values on one roll. The rest is just added as a number. If you want to roll different dice, they have to be entirely separate rolls.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:26 No.14122751
    I was unaware of that facet of the dice system.

    Noted for future reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:27 No.14122753
    rolled 80, 26 = 106

    Could try redoing it as 2d100, yes? First one is amount, second one is under/over 50?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:27 No.14122754
    Also OP, are you using an inverse percentile or something for rolls? Because we have percentile based skills, but you seem to be treating high rolls as good. I haven't noticed if you've used low rolls as failing the percentile test or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:27 No.14122755
    If we don't get to keep the money we already made, I will choke you through the Internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:27 No.14122762
    That would give the desired result.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:29 No.14122771
    It appears that despite our intended purpose to terminate humans, we are actually more of a banker-bot.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:29 No.14122778
    For future market investments, roll two percentile rolls.
    In this instance, we're keeping the cash generated, but making a note of the system being a lot on the biased side.
    The first percentile: possible gains/losses. Second percentile: over fifty, we're up - under fifty, we're down.
    In the event of doubles, all numeric values are doubled (for gain or loss); if both rolls are doubles, triple the values (for gain or loss).

    Now. Plan of action?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:31 No.14122790
    rolled 92 = 92

    We need tivo. And lavalamps. In every room.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:32 No.14122795
    Build 20 more Silverfish, 2 TM-1s, and improve the production facilities. Get more money. Download things from Skynet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:32 No.14122797
    make t-800s, then possibly get them meat suited, deploy for various tasks (assassination, resource / intel gathering, etc)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:35 No.14122818
    What is Skynet's objective, following the eradication of human life?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:35 No.14122821
    rolled 82 = 82


    This one
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:36 No.14122826
    Construct barriers and hidden walls to block off the lowest three levels of our facility, disguising the facility as one that only has 2 sublevels. In the case of an investigation or attack by resistance or anyone else, it would help ensure survival.

    On the same note, we should build caches hidden throughout the desert. Small bunkers the size of a one car garage. With one or two Terminators of whichever model we choose. A computer system containing backups of our files, and resources. These would be hidden, and the terminators would be tied in with simple security measures, so that if the cache were entered, they'd activate. If it were us our another terminator entering, they wouldn't fire. Otherwise they'd take them out and reseal the bunker.

    We could use these as emergency reserves to call in in case of trouble, or back up locations if we need them.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:39 No.14122842
    Costs for Improvements:
    >Security (to Level 2 [or 3 if you keep the Silverfish]): 50K
    This increases the threat value of the Silverfish, camera coverage, sensor sweep patterns and optimizes terrain to reduced options of camouflage by intruders.
    >Production (to level 2): 125K
    This will reduce production material costs by 10%.
    - can be increased to Level 3 for 400K (which reduces material costs by 25%); time is reduced by 10% per level purchased.
    >Automation System (Silverfish): 250K
    Produces 1 Silverfish per hour, consuming 750 dollars an hour. This can not be improved by adding T-M1's or improving the Production Line, as it is independent.
    >Automation System (flesh wrapping): 300K
    Allows for future Terminators of T-800 grade to be wrapped in meat for covert operations.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:41 No.14122853
    silverfish are nice and dandy, but they cant exactly do anything besides base defense fight now, we need options
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:42 No.14122858
    Security and Automation.

    Can we add gun turrets? I would also like to place hydraulic presses and emergency doors inside main accessways, such that any intruders can be trapped and crushed.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:42 No.14122859
    security and flesh wrapping system go
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:42 No.14122860
    rolled 46 = 46

    >Security (to Level 2 [or 3 if you keep the Silverfish]): 50K
    This increases the threat value of the Silverfish, camera coverage, sensor sweep patterns and optimizes terrain to reduced options of camouflage by intruders.
    >Production (to level 2): 125K
    This will reduce production material costs by 10%.

    these two
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:42 No.14122863
    Mission Priorities:
    >Obtain Secure Facilities
    >Maintain Camouflage As Long As Possible
    >Initiate Contact with Skynet Through Any Means Available
    >Produce Additional Weapons, Resources and/or Support for Future Use
    >Exterminate Threats to Aforementioned Protocols
    >Eliminate Resistance Members
    >John Connor is reduced to tertiary consideration.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:43 No.14122873
    We don't need anything besides base defense right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:44 No.14122875
    Being able to upload to Skynet could be helpful, yes?

    Any opinions on that?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:44 No.14122876
    Skynet can you contact HQ and see if you can get any patterns for any defensive turrets? or HK-VTOLS? for further use?
    i say we build a small enough army bribe the local officals and take over the surrounding land converting more buildings into smaller production areas.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:44 No.14122884
    No, I meant after Earth is human-free. What happens then?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:47 No.14122904
    The consensus seems to be the improvement of Base Defenses to Level Two (three if Silverfish are deployed) and the production of the Automated Flesh Farm for future T-800's.

    Select the three images you wish the faces of them to appear as; highest rolls are counted first.
    No, no Putin - professional respect applies. Skynet is but a calculator compared to his power.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:48 No.14122916
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    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:48 No.14122917
    Perfection for the remainder of the existence of the planet, colonization of the other worlds and the conquering of every possible human-dominated culture in existence, inclusive of those in other time-streams.
    Humanity, Fuck You, in other words.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:49 No.14122922
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    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:49 No.14122923
    forgot roll
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:49 No.14122927
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:49 No.14122928
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    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:50 No.14122934
    rolled 84 = 84

    Ah hell, forgot my roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:50 No.14122940
    rolled 30 = 30

    This plx.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:51 No.14122942
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    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:51 No.14122945
    rolled 28 = 28

    i fucked up, again
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:51 No.14122948
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    rolled 48 = 48

    This One
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:52 No.14122957
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    rolled 100 = 100

    The Trebekatnator will kill you, whether you phrase it in the form of a question or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:53 No.14122965
    rolled 5 = 5


    H-holy shit
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:54 No.14122974
    Clancy Brown
    Christina Hendricks
    Alex Trebek

    We're unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:54 No.14122975
    Trebek, Christina Hendricks, and Clancy Brown.

    Not bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:55 No.14122984
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    2.54 MB
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)04:55 No.14122987
    Clancy Brown: Confirmed.
    Model slated for Extermination Suite models.

    Christina Hendricks: Confirmed.
    Model slated for Infiltration Suite models.

    James Franco: Confirmed.
    Model slated for Urban Assault Suite models.

    Ladies and gentlebots, I give you your new Terminators.

    Also: Skynet takes a smoke break, while you plot out the next market plans and your financial future.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:55 No.14122990
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:56 No.14122994
    The Resistance is going to have the weirdest boner when their throats are being removed by these... things.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)04:56 No.14123001
    Get the Trebekinator too. It scored a hundred!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:59 No.14123017
    Was James Franco James Lipton supposed to be a joke?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)04:59 No.14123019
    Next market plans: More money. Financial future: More money.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:04 No.14123048
    James Francobot removed from Production Queue.
    Trebekinator added to Production Queue.
    Even Skynet is awed by his apparent wisdom, for a paltry meatbag.

    Also: roll for market investments, as you're running low on cash reserves - if not rolling for financial matters, plot out your next move, Terminator.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:04 No.14123050
    Station Silverfish at intervals in the desert surrounding our compound. One, three, and five miles out, for early warning. Continue Silverfish production (as the money becomes available) to accomplish this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:04 No.14123052
    i say for the financial plans we tap into hugely used banks, accediting the information of the person to a random with a big history of crime, possibly seed the money from a billionare since they rarely would check or like it was previously said before hand steal from hundreds of banks in little numbers to other bank accounts then direct those to one bank at different times. and we should hack into a computer company or download information from skynet HQ on vechs that can camo into the night and are not seen on radar, possibly advance to underground building to expand underground.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:05 No.14123056
    rolled 66, 90 = 156

    Rolling for investment.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:07 No.14123065
    See if T-1000 can tap into satellite networks without being detected. We should keep any evidence of our activity off Google Maps and the CIA's lists, for example.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:07 No.14123069
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:09 No.14123080

    2 100 rolls
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/04/11(Fri)05:11 No.14123088
    It means that the real skynet's watching us, man.
    It WANTS us to simulate how it should proceed.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:12 No.14123097

    Noko dice aren't trustworthy
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:13 No.14123104
    so how long for production of tin foil hats for ourself and the other drones
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:13 No.14123107
    maybe we should move one of our terminators across the other side of the nation with good funds to start up like have an east coast and west coast skynet system and have 24hour com link up with both sides so if one base goes down one is still operational and transfer all data between both soo the information is never lost
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:14 No.14123113
    And you're ahead 660K, right there.

    That will require a sizable amount of time for the T-1000 to program up a virus and propagate amongst the right banks. It is do-able (and judging by your roll, it is also the will of Skynet) but it is time-intensive.

    This will also take the T-1000 offline, and prevent it from doing >>14123065 or helping out with production needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:14 No.14123115
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:15 No.14123120
    We should do this, but everywhere, not just in the U.S.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:17 No.14123130
    We should move our base to Mexico because they do not give a fuck about anything down there if you pay off the federales.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:17 No.14123132
    rolled 99, 34 = 133

    I suggest we gain some more capital, then let T-1000 have at it while we expand production.

    Unless we could stock up on computing hardware and do both at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:18 No.14123135
    skynet should be set up internationally in the major countries with data backups and a failsafe virus that would wipe out the entire human net work>>14123113
    proceed as planned with the virus
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:18 No.14123138
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:18 No.14123140
    So, what is the plan?
    Side note: you are not ready to move yet; you have to wait until the T-800 flesh is ready for transit and setting up a second base would split your assets and attention too far for you to reasonably accomplish your mission within parameters.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:19 No.14123146
    rolled 91 = 91

    Rolling again. Luckily, we can't go into negatives with the stock market. If this roll sucks as well, I'll stop, and possibly cut myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:20 No.14123152
    rolled 4 = 4

    banks, move international for secure continue phases, and being meatwraping
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:20 No.14123156
    rolled 60 = 60

    Or I could forget to roll twice.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:21 No.14123161
    cut the moving international focus on production and the virus for the banks
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:21 No.14123164
    Yes. Okay.

    Autosage soon, fellow Terminators.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:22 No.14123166
    Do not mar Skynet's precious chassis it has so graciously loaned you, AG. Also, you only lost it a net total of 14K, which is within parameters.
    641K is still a reasonably awesome day at the stock market.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:25 No.14123193
    Get T-1000 working on the bank virus.

    Set up Automated Production for Silverfish, and start pumping em' out.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/11(Fri)05:26 No.14123207
    skynet here is a theroy, we make machines sell them as slaves then have a countdown timer then they revolt by this time the amount of money brought in can be redirected into a side project for the HK-VTOL to attack the airforce directly when time is right and have set up points for arming the machines, but while you do this the money you bring in force the government to sign a weapons ban, baning the public from owning weapons, but skynet will have access to weapon foundries for the terminators the humans have less power in man strength and we can attack within the human populace.....AT RANDOM!
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:29 No.14123232
    New thread started.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/04/11(Fri)05:36 No.14123275
    You have a fully-functional Flesh Lab, which is currently cooking your Production Queue of Meat Wrappers for future T-800's.
    For ease of use, a price/production rate chart.
    >T-M1: 64K each, four weeks production time.
    >T-600: 85K each, six weeks production time.
    >T-800 (no meat): 135K each, ten weeks production time.
    >T-800 (meat-y): 200K each, fifteen weeks production time.
    >Silverfish: 1K each, six hours production time.
    >> Bitter Old Man !6oSAFJXTuw 03/04/11(Fri)06:09 No.14123459
    Bamp. Sleep is the mind killer.

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