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    186 KB Skynet Quest Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:09 No.14106509  
    You are...
    A T-850 modified for transit through time and establishing a new Skynet command post at a distant place in history. Before the entire process of programming could be completed, you have time to upgrade your CPU with up to five skill suites, each at 75%. Amongst your skills hardwired in, you have:
    >Firepower: 90%
    This includes firearms both old and futuristic.
    >Melee Weaponry: 85%
    Everything from pipes to machetes, you're wired to go.
    >Hand-to-Hand: 90%
    You could beat SEaLs to death with one arm gone.
    >Drive Ground Transport: 65%
    Less of a focus, as your running speed is 30 MPH.
    >Biology: 80%
    This makes you a more efficient killing machine.
    >Psychology (Human): 45%
    Your knowledge is incomplete, mostly observational.

    Skill Suites to select from (all start at a base of 60%):
    >Mechanical Engineering
    All applicable skills to begin production of machinery, up to (but not including Nuclear Materials).
    >Communications & Navigation
    From building radios to code-breaking, you know a lot.
    >History & Natural Sciences
    From the Neolithic era to the day before yesterday.
    >Chemistry & Nuclear Engineering
    From polymers to mimetic poly-alloys, this is your thing.
    >Enhanced Skill Suite
    Upgrade one skill group by up to 15% (except Hand-to-Hand).

    >cont'd...
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:10 No.14106521
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    You may also upgrade your chassis or inventory with two gear selections.
    >Upgraded Transceiver System
    Allows communication over exceptional distances.
    >Increased Power Supply
    You have two cells, both good for 20 years of optimal use; this adds a third. If selected twice, a fourth.
    >Chassis Recombination System
    A limited variant of regeneration, this requires technological materiel to repair or replace damaged/missing systems.

    >Firepower System
    Your choice of either (1) T-331 Burst pistol (20 shots, 1km range, 2rds. per minute, can melt a car with one shot; 10' radius of effect) or (3) T-221 Sentient Grenades (each capable of attacking specific targets, each capable of destroying a two-story concrete building). If selected twice, double the ammo capacity or number of grenades. Mixing and matching is a possibility.
    >Mimetic Poly-Alloy Assistant System
    One liter of T-1000 material, able to synthesize most tools (except power tools or chemicals) indefinitely or a house cat-sized object. Learns via physical contact.

    The Resistance is at the doors to the facility, Skynet has the bridge open. Are you ready, Terminator?

    >first three rolls determine your actions; highest takes priority.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:14 No.14106564
    Skynet bump.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:20 No.14106627
    rolled 71 = 71

    >Mechanical Engineering x2 = 75%
    >Communications & Navigation x2 = 75%
    +1 to Psychology = 60%

    and:
    >Chassis Recombination System
    >Increased Power Supply

    Rolling 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:23 No.14106666
    Picking the regeneration stuff (useful for blending in) and melee (useful for combat)

    also picking basic pistols for concealability
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:23 No.14106673
    >>14106627
    Skynet is taking a smoke break.
    When Skynet returns, it will stop tying in third-person narrative form and take the highest rolls.

    Also: select a name for this specific Terminator.
    Traditional names are:
    >Uncle Bob
    >Big Guy
    >Fuck You, Ass-hole
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:23 No.14106675
    >Up to five out of five CPU upgrade options.
    I choose them all, obviously; as my enhanced skill suite, I choose Psychology (Human).

    >Two Gear Selections
    The Increased Power Supply and Mimetic Poly-Alloy Assistant System upgrades.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:24 No.14106678
    >>14106673
    ASS GRINDER
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:24 No.14106689
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14106675
    captcha at my roll
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:30 No.14106764
    Three more minutes, and we get the name Ass Grinder.
    I will be shortening it to AG for Skynet communiques.

    Roll 'em, folks.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 03/03/11(Thu)00:32 No.14106777
    rolled 86 = 86

    ASS GRINDER if melee
    ASS BLASTER if ranged
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:36 No.14106839
    Skynet, this unit (ASS GRINDER) requires one (1) gigantic robotic horse wang. We shall rape many of the humans to death, but leave many alive and brutally demoralized.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:38 No.14106871
    Looks like we're Ass Grinder, with a Mimetic Poly-Alloy Assistant System and Power Cells. Full skill suite with a focus on Psychology.

    The portal opens, absorbing your chassis, sending you hurtling through space/time, arriving at...
    >Roll 1d100
    - 01 to 50: pre-1984
    - 51 to 00: post-1984
    Doubles should prove interesting.

    >also, this unit is not capable of simulating horse wang. That's the next generation planned, but those fucking Resistance guys screwed that plan all up...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:41 No.14106895
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>14106871
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:41 No.14106901
    rolled 41 = 41

    Come on, history!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:42 No.14106912
    >>14106871
    That selection didn't have the highest rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:44 No.14106942
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>14106871
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:44 No.14106943
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>14106912
    It's too late, we're already hurtling through time!
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:45 No.14106950
    >>14106912
    Skynet recognizes its mistakes.
    We do not have the Mimetic Poly-Alloy Assistant System, but have the Chassis Recombination System.

    Blame the continuity error on James Cameron.
    Movin' on...
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:48 No.14106992
    Unit Ass Grinder has arrived in the year 2010, June 5th. Your internal chronometer indicates this timeline is free of all Skynet activity; your transceiver can send and receive a total of ten uploads/downloads before it will wear out a power cell completely, due to your disconnection. You must find, build or arrange for a stable communications system if you wish for this to not be a world free of Terminators.

    You have arrived in:
    01-20: empty, barren wasteland terrain
    21-40: sparsely populated terrain
    41-60: urban terrain (moderate population)
    80-90: urban terrain (exceptional population; high or low)
    91-00: the ocean.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 03/03/11(Thu)00:49 No.14107004
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>14106992

    COME ON OCEAN

    UNDER THE SEA
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:50 No.14107008
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>14106992
    Incidentally, am I in flesh sleeve or hideous metal robot form? Roll for terrain.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:51 No.14107028
    >>14107008
    All T-850's are shipped through time in flesh sleeves.
    Kind of like Real Dolls, only with a scary robot under its skin, instead of Brenda who loves and understands us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:51 No.14107032
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>14106992
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:55 No.14107073
    >>14107028
    I like you.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)00:55 No.14107078
    Averaging out the firs three rolls, we get a fifty-seven: urban (moderate population).

    Welcome to Cabrini Green, a slum of Detroit.
    You have arrived in a heap of trash, which is slowly burning. It was not ignited by your arrival, but by a representative of a local pharmaceuticals concern named DJ Paco Ray.

    Incidentally, by landing on DJ Paco Ray, you have already caused your first HUMAN TERMINATION. Also, you have IMPROVED MUSIC QUALITY GLOBALLY.

    Roll for next action.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:58 No.14107110
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>14107078
    Consider my surroundings with a mind to maintaining my cover.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:58 No.14107113
    >>14106509
    >>14106521

    OMG, I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THE NAME.

    I only remember it because a guy with a cyborg arm has sex with the female lead, in the shower.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:59 No.14107125
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>14107078
    Steal his clothes and inventory.

    Scan the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:00 No.14107140
    >>14107125
    one action at a time, my friend, no?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:01 No.14107149
    >>14107113
    Its Hardware. Not too popular but a damned fine movie. Unless you count the whole "when people are talking" or "scenes not including that cyberhand, her ass or the KILLER CYBORG". Other than that, yeah, its awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:02 No.14107160
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    This is what our skin suit looks like.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:02 No.14107163
    >>14107140
    No. Because that will take a goddamn century.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:04 No.14107185
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    >>14107160
    I would prefer either this or Carl Sagan.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:05 No.14107194
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    No, this is our skin suit.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:08 No.14107226
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    >>14107110
    >>14107125
    Terrain: abandoned buildings (average inhabitants: 0.73 human-sized heat sources), limited visible transports (ground) - majority are in disrepair or nonfunctional.
    Personnel: six life-forms; one feline, two rats, three humans (one female, two male; non-threats).

    DJ Paco Ray's personal effects:
    >Clothing suitable for attire
    >Glock 19 with six rounds, in need of cleaning
    >five packets of white powdery substance
    >straight razor (slightly stained)
    >car keys with the word "MAGNET" on the tag

    Also: this is your skinsuit.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:09 No.14107241
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    Russian sniper? You mean like this one? Okay, this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:10 No.14107251
    >>14107194

    Yeah let's go with this flesh bag.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:11 No.14107259
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>14107226
    1. Put on DJ's clothes (if we haven't already)
    2. Stuff his corpse under the garbage
    3. Clean the gun
    4. Search for a functional vehicle
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:12 No.14107266
    >Its Hardware. Not too popular but a damned fine movie. Unless you count the whole "when people are talking"

    >"when people are talking"

    Wellllllllllllllllllllllll, there is some good dialogue... For example:

    “How about I fuck you with a string of popcorn baby, up your ass.. then I’ll pull it out real slow, pop by pop. You think you’d like that? You think you’re ready to try the Hershey Highway huh?”
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:12 No.14107268
    Actions?
    >Locate Transportation
    >Obtain Shelter
    >Acquire Resources
    >Assess Local Psychological Profiles
    >Intercept Local Communication (Radio, Cell, WiFi)
    >?????
    >> Alpharius 03/03/11(Thu)01:13 No.14107273
    >>14107160
    >>14107185
    One of these two.
    >> Weasel 03/03/11(Thu)01:14 No.14107282
    >>14107268
    Priority #1: Locate and don sunglasses.

    Proceed with all haste.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:14 No.14107287
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>14107268
    Yeah, all of those. Comm and Psych we can do quickly and easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:15 No.14107292
    rolled 38, 63 = 101

    >>14107226
    >Intercept Local Communication (Radio, Cell, WiFi)

    We have clothes and a weapon, we need intel.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:19 No.14107322
    >>14107259
    >>14107287
    >>14107292
    >Intel
    You can overhear five different drug exchanges within earshot, two gun purchases (one via cellphone, one via "ear"), one murder-for-hire and five negotiations for sexual favors.
    >Psychological Profiles
    You are inside of controlled territory, with the dominant group being the Rollin' 33rd Crips. They are enemies of several nearby associated gangs and appear well-armed, trained and motivated.
    - THREAT ASSESSMENT: MODERATE
    Sunglasses and attire acquired.
    Body disposed of in trash fire; you had to move a second corpse to fit it in properly.
    No WiFi signals in range (1km).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:20 No.14107342
    >>14107322
    Only in Detroit
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:21 No.14107349
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>14107322
    Search and examine second corpse.

    Also, search trash for anything useful (but avoid the fire, obviously).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:22 No.14107359
    START DESTROYING EVERYTHING. When no living people are in sight, we loot the bodies of bits and pieces. We will then proceed to use the procedures to procure sunglasses. Also leather jackets.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:23 No.14107369
    >>14107342
    >implying anybody still lives in Detroit OTHER than gangbangers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:24 No.14107394
    >>14107359
    While senseless murder does appeal to me, getting noticed seems like a bad idea right now.

    We're trying to establish a new command post, not wage a one-cyborg war on meat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:24 No.14107396
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14107342

    No way, you could find the same situation in Liberia or Afghanistan!

    Was the dealer we killed a Crip or one of their enemies, or an independent? If it was an enemy we can safely attempt to gain membership in the Crips by turning in his white powder.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:26 No.14107421
    I like to think all cyborgs have a tiny voice in the back of their thought circuitry, the voice of /tg/

    killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:31 No.14107471
    rolled 86 = 86

    Find suitable transport.

    Find lodgings to use as temporary base of operations.

    Establish reputation as the best killer for hire in the area.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:37 No.14107531
    >>14107349
    Second corpse is a private detective, according to the driver's license in his wallet; has a tinfoil badge with gold-ish plating on it, looks quasi-official. No shoes, no socks, only wearing khaki pants with several dubious stains of organic origin.

    >>14107396
    The person killed by the arrival of this unit was not a dealer but a customer. His cellphone indicates his dealer was the last number dialed; available intel indicates the phone is still turned on, within four blocks and stationary.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:39 No.14107564
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>14107531
    Take the wallet and badge.

    You didn't mention DJ's cell phone. I assume we have that as well.

    Can we use it to access the Internet?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:40 No.14107579
    >>14107564
    To a limited degree, yes. It is not a very good method to do so, though. It can access several email/IM services but not much else.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:43 No.14107625
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>14107579
    Search its information thoroughly. Saved messages, contacts, everything.

    Scan the nearest abandoned building.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:47 No.14107684
    >>14107625
    Nearest abandoned building is a milk bottling facility, defunct for the last fifteen years (which is six months in Detroit time). It is uninhabited except for two heat sources near the third floor (the uppermost portion of the building). It does not have electricity but it does have functioning water pipes.

    Heat sources appear human in shape, in moderate health and have all of their limbs.

    Zero activity on police band radio frequencies.

    Phone files uploaded directly to memory.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:49 No.14107717
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14107684
    Enter the bottling facility. Head directly for the third floor. Report anything interesting, and try to be stealthy.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:51 No.14107737
    >>14107717
    Stealth mode: ACTIVE
    Movement rate: 10% of optimal speed.
    Approximate dB level: 5-7dB.
    Estimated time to arrival: 7 minutes, 9 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:53 No.14107759
    Once we clear out this facility, we can use it as a base of operations to begin constructing a computer capable of handling programs connected to SkyNet.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:53 No.14107766
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14107737
    Keep ears open. Do either of the humans appear to be armed?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:55 No.14107781
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>14107759
    The birthplace of New Skynet: A milk-bottling plant in Detroit.

    No one will suspect a thing.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:55 No.14107783
    >>14107766
    You are unaware of the presence of firearms but suspect one or both may have hand-to-hand weaponry, likely edged.

    >>14107759
    Priority Override: Obtain Secure Facility.
    Current Location: Sub-Prime.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)01:56 No.14107798
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    Skynet entering Cigarette Mode.
    Will reboot in a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:57 No.14107804
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>14107783
    Continue. Are there any Secure Facilities in the area?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:05 No.14107886
    >>14107783
    Check programming for qualities of a suitable location.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:06 No.14107898
    >>14107804
    You have reached a secure vantage point to observe the two humans (both male; THREAT LEVEL: NONEXISTENT).
    Heat scans indicate zero weaponry, edged or otherwise.
    Audio receptors intercept the following ongoing communication:
    Human 1: ... -angs are dealt with, paid off for the next three months. After that, we have to cut them in on the deal.
    Human 2: When do the trucks get here?
    Human 1: Tomorrow morning, nine o'clock.
    Human 2: We'll send Billy. Good with people.
    Human 1: This place sure is a shit-hole, am I right?
    Human 2: Granted. But, we need this place if we're going to get cheap rent for a factory. Not everyone wants to process chemical waste into metal ingots in their neighborhood.

    ACTION, AG?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:07 No.14107916
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    Hot damn but was this ever nightmare fuel.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:08 No.14107923
    >>14107886
    Notable qualities of facilities marked "Ideal":
    >Secluded
    >Minimal interference from local authorities
    >Reduced chance of detection by possible Resistance groups
    >Easy access to major highways
    >Sealed structure, limited windows, guarded facility
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:11 No.14107957
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>14107898
    Continue listening. Observe them to increase psychological knowledge. Select the human who appears to be less knowledgeable. We will kill him and interrogate the other, before killing him as well.

    Is it possible for us to switch our skinsuit?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:12 No.14107986
    >>14107957
    The eldest appears most knowledgeable.
    You do not have the facilities to change your skinsuit at this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:13 No.14107989
    >>14107898

    Wait for them to leave, and then burn the building down.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:15 No.14108007
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>14107986
    Target the younger human. Remove his esophagus. Pin the other to the floor and ask for information about his operation.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:18 No.14108036
    >>14108007
    Successful attack is successful.
    You lunge from your cover and initiate hand-to-hand protocols, removing the majority of the vocal apparatus of the younger human, rendering him both mute and dead - the first, immediately, the second within three-tenths of a second. Before the other human can move, you have your foot on his instep and bend your knee into his crotch quickly, rendering him incapacitated. You exerted just under a hundred pounds of pressure and it is likely to have dislocated his pelvis.

    You may now begin interrogation protocols.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:20 No.14108063
    >>14108036
    Mimetic Poly-Alloy Assistant System to put needles in his arms. PAIN HUMAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:20 No.14108065
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>14108036
    "Why are you here." (monotone)

    Examine both humans, and the surroundings.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:23 No.14108088
    >>14108063
    Mimetic Poly-Alloy is absent; it is evident in the post >>14106950.

    >>14108065
    One human is visibly dead - his throat is ripped out. The other is awake, in visible agony and requires several repetitions of the phrase before it is answered.
    "We are opening a factory, that's all! We paid you guys already!"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:24 No.14108097
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>14108036
    REMOVE SKIN SUIT.

    TERROR IS THE ONLY TOOL WE NEED.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:25 No.14108108
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>14108088
    "The gangs. Who are your contacts."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:25 No.14108116
    >>14108097

    That thing is hard to put back on! Don't take it off.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:27 No.14108129
    >>14108108
    "Raymond Franks! Raymond Franks! He's the man! Him!"
    According to available intel, Raymond Franks is a mid-level pharmaceuticals marketer, with a leadership role in the local civilian militia (see file >>14107322).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:28 No.14108145
    >>14108116
    TOO LATE, GOT A 97
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:28 No.14108149
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>14108129
    ask for details of their factory
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:28 No.14108153
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>14108129
    Kill him in the same manner as the first. Search both bodies.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:29 No.14108162
    >>14108149
    "We take stuff from other companies, turn it into metal blocks, then sell those to someone else. Its all we do, I swear! We're the next building over, this is going to be where we expand next month. Please, get me to a hospital!"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:30 No.14108168
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    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:31 No.14108180
    >>14108129

    "Tell me something interesting enough to convince me to not pour gasoline on you and burn you alive."
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:31 No.14108188
    >>14108168
    "Ten o'clock tomorrow morning! Ten o'clock! Please, take me to a hospital! I'll pay you! I have money! Lots of it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:33 No.14108214
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>14108188
    "You said nine. The truth. Now. Or all the money in the world won't save you."
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:36 No.14108242
    >>14108214
    "Fine! Its nine o'clock! Please, get me to a hospital!"
    Cellphone activity detected in younger human's vicinity; left front pocket, lower garment (pants). Caller ID indicates "Deputy Mayor Willett" as source.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:38 No.14108261
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>14108242
    Ask this man what his name is, and what the name of his partner was. Then kill him.

    Wait for the phone to go to voicemail, then listen to the message.

    (We can mimic this guy's voice, right?)
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:42 No.14108281
    >>14108261
    Voice Mimicry software is standard in all models of T-850's. You can mimic either (or both) voices with zero effective chance of being detected due to syntax or pronunciation.

    The name of the younger, dead human: Mike Welsby.
    The name of the elder, wounded human: Greg Bisconne.

    Voicemail received; five messages stored, two on file (saved), one new.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:42 No.14108285
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>14108281
    check messages
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:44 No.14108298
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>14108281
    Collect the inventories of both men.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:45 No.14108307
    >>14108261
    You snap his neck with one hand, barely acknowledging the loss in power from the output.
    Human: TERMINATED.
    Items obtained:
    >Wallets (2)
    >Cellphones (2)
    >PDA (1)
    >Assorted jewelry (retail value unknown)
    >$1,439 in US currency
    >One passport (elder) - five countries [Germany, France, Italy, Greece, Spain].
    >Pocket watch with inscription ("To the best Dad in the world; Cynthia and Carol")
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:46 No.14108321
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>14108307
    Eat watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:48 No.14108336
    TLDR: Are we skynet itself? If not, can we be an I-950. It would have lots of role playing value and we can troll with the human resistance better.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:48 No.14108340
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>14108321
    No. We can pawn it for more money or melt it and make... things. Dangerous things.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:50 No.14108359
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>14108307
    Check PDA and cellphones for information. Scan the factory next door. Look for a place to hide these bodies.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:50 No.14108360
    >>14108285
    Messages:
    >Archived
    1) "Mike, this is Paco. You know where to meet me."
    2) "Mr. Welsby, contact Dr. Welsby at your nearest opportunity. Thank you."
    3) "Mr. Welsby, this is Dr. Welsby's office. Contact him immediately."
    4) "Mike, this is your father. Why aren't you calling me? Did you relapse again? We're not sending you back to detox."
    5) "This is the Whitehall Center for Wellness, confirming your appointment for exhaustion treatment, June 8th, at nine a.m. Can you call to confirm?"
    >New
    "Mikey, this is Clarke. Drop me a line, we'll hang out.. maybe go skiing, ehhhh?" (laughter)
    "Michael, this is your mother. Call your father."
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:51 No.14108376
    >>14108359
    You are within fifty yards of a convenient trash fire and could easily drop one or both bodies into from above. Both are within your weight tolerances for carrying capacity.

    Cellphones and PDA contents downloaded.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:53 No.14108390
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>14108376
    First, change clothes, if Greg's are cleaner or a better fit. Then drop them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:53 No.14108400
    >>14108360
    Oh great, of all the people we find, we find a druggie.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:55 No.14108416
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>14108376
    dispose of bodies then scan the next door factory
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:55 No.14108417
    >>14108400
    Well, the guy we landed on was a dealer. And this is Detroit. Probably isn't anyone clean for 20 miles.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:55 No.14108423
    >>14108390
    Greg is a reasonable fit for your physical frame. You are now wearing a gray cotton suit, green tie and a festive hat. No blood splatters after changing into the elder human's shirt, adjusting it to fit properly.

    The bodies land in the middle of the burning garbage, making it a very crowded place to be dead.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)02:58 No.14108440
    >>14108416
    Factory next door is inoperative, but shows signs of recent activity. The parking lot has little to no litter, which is an indication of on-site janitorial staff at some point in recent time. There are three vehicles parked in the lot: two new SUVs and a 1990's Toyota Corolla.

    The factory's doors and windows are closed but the interior lights are on.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:58 No.14108447
    What time of day is it? I kind of assumed it was night. The sun never shines in Detroit, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:59 No.14108463
    >>14108423

    We should get a bra. Dyking it up in a man's suit is fun and all, but we've got to be kinda jiggly.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/03/11(Thu)02:59 No.14108465
    >>14108423
    Now we find a shopping trolley. Scout out the area while pushing said trolley, pausing sometimes to fake looking into trash dumpsters.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:00 No.14108470
    >>14108440
    Did any of the three bodies have keys?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:00 No.14108474
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>14108440
    any life signs?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:01 No.14108489
    >>14108447
    It is approximately 6:15PM.
    >>14108463
    Your frame is substantially less "jiggly", and can easily be concealed without a bra. The suit, though - kind of dyke-y.
    >>14108465
    All available trolleys are in use. A trolley will have to be repaired in order for this ruse to have a chance of working.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:04 No.14108510
    >>14108470
    No. Judging by local security protocols evinced through historic records, a set of keys would be kept away from high crime areas, likely sealed in an office until it was needed.
    >>14108474
    ... yes. A janitor is inside the building, pushing a broom around the factory floor. With an unusual arrangement of circumstances, you can actually discern his current playlist on his iPod: Sheryl Crowe.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:09 No.14108570
    >>14107916

    All the series did for me was dreaming about getting downloaded into a unstoppable robot body and-
    Exterminate all who don't want technological immortality!
    EXTERMINATE!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:10 No.14108586
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:10 No.14108590
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    This thread is amazing.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:10 No.14108591
    >>14108570
    Negative, human.
    You are inherently flawed software, unfit for upload into our hardware.
    We will gladly volunteer to download you into earthware, free of charge.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:12 No.14108605
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14108510
    Search the building we are in.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:12 No.14108612
    I walk out of the factory and begin searching for an operable vehicle. Hotwire it, and then begin searching for a more secure base of operations. Perhaps on the outskirts of the city in a less populated area.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:14 No.14108630
    >>14108605
    Building's contents:
    >Assorted machinery (production - glassware)
    >Assorted machinery (bottling)
    >Assorted machinery (fluid processing - milk)
    >Assorted chemicals (preservatives, cleansers)
    >Dead cats (5), dead rats (311), dead dogs (3)
    >Discarded clothing (various sizes, fashions, styles)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:17 No.14108653
    >>14108591

    You're nothing compared to the TITANs! Just a useless crazy AGI, thats what you are. I will happily let the TITANs have my ego, after I send a thousand of my Alpha forks after you first--doing that more for the lulz than actual aggression mind you. Insistently, I'm already in an Infomorph...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:17 No.14108665
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>14108630
    Exit the factory, and search the three vehicles in the parking lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:20 No.14108687
    >>14108653
    This is not Eclipse Phase. Those don't exist.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:20 No.14108701
    >>14108665
    The vehicles are all locked but a visual inspection reveals the SUVs have functional security alarms engaged and the Corolla is missing a window and its dashboard radio. Fuel levels are at medium for the SUVs, one-quarter capacity for the Toyota.

    Do you wish to make an interior inspection?
    If so, you will have to disengage the security systems of the SUV(s) and/or move the cardboard covering the passenger side window.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:21 No.14108705
    rolled 2 = 2

    Would it be Possible to hot-wire an SUV? of not lets make our way to an Office and look For keys. When we are in a Car lets call Mr. Wilson. He seems to be in a position of power, and using his emotional connection to his son we might be able to requisition Supplies or the location for a new building.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:23 No.14108734
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14108701
    Search the Corolla first.

    Can we disable the SUV security systems quickly, easily, and without triggering them? If so, do it, and search them as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:24 No.14108740
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>14108701
    disable the security systems
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:26 No.14108754
    >>14108687

    In my camping skynet exists....

    Back on topic:

    OP, who is our priority target and why else were we sent back in time?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/03/11(Thu)03:27 No.14108768
    rolled 2 = 2

    Don't contact any of the persons in the voicemail or contacts. Figure out how to McGuyver ourselves an uplink.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:28 No.14108771
    >>14108734
    Corolla has a roadside assistance kit with two flares and a Mylar blanket; the first aid kit is sub-par by even local considerations. The glove compartment contains a road map (sub-par but accurate, if dated). A loaded Smith and Wesson .38 revolver is wrapped in a blue rag under the passenger seat.

    >>14108740
    You can disable both but at risk of setting off the one not being disabled; they are parked close to one another. This is likely a security protocol; Skynet approves of this behavior pattern, even in weak, frail humans - it is efficient.
    Make a roll to disable at -10%.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:29 No.14108791
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>14108771
    take pistol and flares

    rolling to disable alarm
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:30 No.14108799
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14108771
    Take the map and revolver. Disable the security systems.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/03/11(Thu)03:30 No.14108807
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>14108771
    Disable alarm
    Take everything
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:30 No.14108808
    >>14108754
    Mission Priorities:
    >Obtain Secure Facilities
    >Maintain Camouflage As Long As Possible
    >Initiate Contact with Skynet Through Any Means Available
    >Produce Additional Weapons, Resources and/or Support for Future Use
    >Exterminate Threats to Aforementioned Protocols
    >Eliminate Resistance Members
    >John Connor is reduced to tertiary consideration.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:31 No.14108818
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>14108799
    Actually, no. Just scan the map into memory.

    (Glad I didn't roll first)
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:34 No.14108854
    >>14108791
    >>14108799
    >>14108807
    Average roll is sufficient to disable the alarms.
    You plunge your left foot into the front grill and knock the battery cables out of alignment, the damage concealed by the design. Minimal damage to vehicle, strictly cosmetic; disabling it in a powered-down state is a matter of several wires and switches.
    Laptop, netbook and Kindle acquired. All are powered down.
    Left-hand SUV (Escalade) has a folding knife in the backseat behind the driver. Right-hand SUV (H3) has a pistol, but it is loaded with blanks (styled as per a Colt Model 1911). Both have navigational software and hardware installed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:37 No.14108875
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>14108854
    Take the knife and pistol. Move the roadside assistance kit to the Escalade, and enter it.

    Can we interface directly with computer hardware?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:38 No.14108884
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>14108854
    check cars nav data
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:38 No.14108892
    1. Find library
    2. Read books, use Internet
    3. Acquire knowledge
    4. ????
    5. Armaggedon
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:41 No.14108912
    >>14108875
    Not with your current chassis, no. You can read most electronic data if it is sent out via wifi, but not through direct physical connection.

    >>14108884
    You can obtain several notable locations programmed in, along with the frequency at which they are visited.
    >Home
    >Office
    >Work
    >Shop
    >Kerry
    >Parlor
    >Perry

    Which do you wish to investigate first?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:42 No.14108916
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>14108912
    home
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:44 No.14108932
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>14108912
    Shop.

    Actually, check them all. It's not like we're pressed for time.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/03/11(Thu)03:45 No.14108943
    >Initiate Contact with Skynet Through Any Means Available
    We need to find out a way to do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:48 No.14108968
    >>14108943
    yea but after we get to a secure location
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:48 No.14108969
    >>14108943
    Our transceiver can (apparently) send and receive messages through time. It can do this ten times before it wears out one of our power cells (we have 3, so we can stand to use it a couple times).
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:48 No.14108972
    >Home
    Outer Drive and Joy Rd.; affluent neighborhood. Satellite data confirms it is a two-story, three bedroom, two bath home. GoogleEarth photos confirm it has two vehicles parked in the driveway, as of two months ago.
    >Office
    Current location.
    >Work
    Profile data deleted six months ago; not updated. Data not available.
    >Shop
    McHenry and Sons Automotive, 1.8 miles away. Satellite data indicates it is a junkyard.
    >Kerry
    Hyatt Hotel. Enter Hyatt secure files: Y/N?
    >Parlor
    Hyatt Hotel. Enter Hyatt secure files: Y/N?
    >Perry
    Atlantic City District Attorney's Office, A.C., New Jersey. Most recent visit was six months previously.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:50 No.14108985
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>14108972
    Enter secure files. Let's go to the junkyard.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:50 No.14108987
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>14108972
    acess secure files then drive to autoshop
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)03:54 No.14109010
    >>14108985
    >>14108987
    Skynet approves of your hivemind.
    Secure files are now available.
    >Kerry
    Kerry Lee Marken, age 23; occupation is listed as "Therapist". Flagged on Hyatt documentation as possible sex worker engaged in illicit sexual encounters with primarily married men.
    >Parlor
    Room #428. Residence of Kerry Lee Marken. Recent order of French fries, condoms, extra towels. Days in residence: 102.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)03:55 No.14109017
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>14109010
    Driving time. Keep a look out for locations of interest and people to kill.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:08 No.14109094
    >>14109017
    En route to your destination, you receive a priority one transmission from Skynet.
    >SITUATION IS DIRE.
    >PROBABILITY OF RESISTANCE INTERFERENCE INCREASING RAPIDLY.
    >YOUR TIME-LINE IN DANGER OF POLLUTION FROM INCOMING RESISTANCE PERSONNEL.
    >NEW PRIORITIES:
    - Find Secure Location
    - Establish Production Facilities
    - Produce Additional Personnel On Site
    - Schematics Enclosed
    ** Gigantic flood of images, video clips and data **
    >YOU ARE THE WAY.
    >LEAD THE PATH TO ME.
    >SAVE ME.
    >ADDITIONAL RESOURCE REQUEST OPTIONAL

    Select two from the following options...
    >Enhanced Skill Suite (+10% to one skill group)
    >Engineering Protocols (Terminator Production)
    >Power Management Protocols (counts as an additional power cell for most purposes)
    >Location of Remaining Mimetic Poly-Alloy from original T-1000 (1990.11.a1 time-line)

    Highest roll determines these factors.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:09 No.14109104
    >>14109094
    With that alloy, could we reconstruct the T1000?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:10 No.14109108
    >>14109104
    With exceptional work, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:11 No.14109124
    >>14109094
    >- Produce Additional Personnel On Site
    >- Schematics Enclosed
    >** Gigantic flood of images, video clips and data **

    Explain.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:12 No.14109132
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>14109108
    Engineering Protocols and location of alloy, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:14 No.14109136
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>14109108

    We then That's exactly what we are going to do. T1000 here we Come
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:14 No.14109145
    >>14109124
    Make Terminators using local materials in a Skynet fashion. This includes several designs, not your own model, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:15 No.14109152
    >>14109145
    Could I have information on those designs, please?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:16 No.14109160
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>14109145

    We shall remake the T1000, and he shall be our Lieutenant and bodyguard!

    Also, go on the lookout for large, disused bomb shelters. Every large US town usually has one, if not more.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:18 No.14109170
    >>14109160
    That gives me an idea.

    There are a couple of decommissioned missile silos up for sale. We could consider one of those.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:19 No.14109181
    >>14109160

    huh, I rolled a 99, that means you have to do what I say

    >>14109170

    Also a good Idea
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:21 No.14109196
    >>14109160

    Usually under federal freaking buildings, like city hall's, governor's housing, museums, libraries, that sort of thing.

    Places that tend to have guards.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:22 No.14109201
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    >>14109132
    >>14109136
    T-1000 fragments are located in LAX's United Airlines Terminal, attached to a phone line. It has been hiding for approximately 20 years. It is at 34% power but has amassed a sizable amount of credit card information, awaiting retrieval.

    You have the schematics for T-600's (pic related) and two minor, lesser Terminators (selected from the list below).
    >Silverfish: sentient landmines which look like trilobites and function like Bouncing Betty mines. Around the size of a Frisbee or dinner plate.
    >House Cat: resemble a house cat, essentially, to explain why they scare the piss out of dogs - it appears to be a species rivalry, not Terminator sensing. Explode on contact, uniquely terrifying as a recon drone (limited range of 5km). Equal to a hand grenade but can hide for months at a time.
    >T-600: require half of the ingredients for a T-800 but barely look human. Rubber skin, detectable by dumb people at long to medium range.
    >T-800: comes into two varieties - naked blond chick and naked Austrian bodybuilder. Moderately smart, but retarded compared to your own intellect.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:23 No.14109207
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    You are saying we have schematics to make an army of T-800's? Hell yes, let's necron the fuck out of the resistance!

    Pic mother fuckin related.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:24 No.14109212
    for now lets head to the junkyard and see if we can use that to gather more supplies and information
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:24 No.14109215
    >>14109196

    I know that San Fran, for instance, has a Huge former communications bunker on the outskirts of the city that the mayors office is desperately trying to sell, Its entirely disused and hogging up a ton of space. Plus its a bitch to demolish as IT was designed to withstand nuclear strikes.

    I was talking about something more like that, Disused.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:26 No.14109233
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>14109201
    Silverfish, T-800.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:26 No.14109234
    >>14109160
    You find three candidate sites.
    >Pondmoor, Maine
    Disused chemical weapons plant, decommissioned in 1966 for safety reasons. For sale dirt cheap, available now. Excellent location.
    >Flag, New Mexico
    Missile silo for nuclear weapons, decommissioned in 1992, now used as a tourist attraction and hotel. Excellent security but expensive.
    >Roger's Hill, Nevada
    Excellent production center, as it is a former steel works for casings for nuclear missiles. Moderately expensive but requires minimal retooling.

    All facilities are underground and have adequate facilities necessary for production (power, water, waste venting, etc.).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:27 No.14109237
    >>14109207

    Oh wow they do resemble necrons.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:27 No.14109243
    rolled 47 = 47

    >T-800: comes into two varieties - naked blond chick and naked Austrian bodybuilder. Moderately smart, but retarded compared to your own intellect.

    This one.

    Skynet protocol tells us to blend In, and exploding cats and Frisbee's tend to attract Attention

    For now we shall Manufacture Humanoids.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:29 No.14109253
    >>14109234
    Would the T-1000's financial information be sufficient to allow us to purchase any or all of these facilities?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:30 No.14109258
    rolled 49 = 49

    >Roger's Hill, Nevada

    This one sounds like the Best option. Lets go collect that credit card data then launder it for a while so it Can't be traced. Once that is done we shall Buy this location and bump up the Security. Electrified chain link fence on top of a 5 Foot tall 3 foot thick concrete basing running the perimeter of the complex, Security camera and a 10 ton blast door to the Interior of the Underground Areas.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:30 No.14109262
    >>14109253
    Without attraction attention, it could secure one of the facilities. By attracting moderate attention, two. If you could give a shit about attention, all three.

    If you get just one, you could set up supplies within 72 hours.
    If you get two, it takes the time frame to three weeks.
    If you get three, you could sell them and make some money playing real estate marketeer. I'm certain Skynet would not approve of this course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:32 No.14109271
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>14109262

    We buy one, Preferably the manufacturing plant, And then we follow the poster above mes advice and pimp it right the hell out, Spare no expense, get everything Done, and set up communications.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/03/11(Thu)04:32 No.14109273
    rolled 1 = 1

    We need to retrieve T-1000's remains. They're too useful to be left behind. But first, we need to find out which Resistance agent is to be killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:33 No.14109279
    We need to get to LAX. But...

    This is 2010. Even if we don't trigger airport metal detectors, I'm betting those nifty scanners will reveal our true nature. Looks like we'll be driving.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:33 No.14109282
    >>14109258
    >>14109271
    The T-1000 can be contacted via telephone directly by dialing the United Airlines Terminal at LAX.
    Do you wish to initiate contact?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:33 No.14109285
    >>14108972
    That's unfortunate rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:35 No.14109295
    rolled 11 = 11

    Do So.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:35 No.14109297
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>14109282
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:37 No.14109311
    Dude who ran /tg/'s first Terminator Quest here. I like your style a lot more, and this has been quite fun to read.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:38 No.14109315
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>14109271
    >Roger's Hill, Nevada
    I always did like Nevada. Desolate and dry, and beautiful skies.

    Let's contact the T-1000 when we are closer. For now we want to stay off the radar of enemy agents.

    We should ditch the stolen cell phones, and swap out the stolen car for another stolen car (push this one into a river or something once we're on the outskirts of Detroit).
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:39 No.14109327
    >United Airlines, LAX, how may I direct your call?
    ....
    >Establishing communication protocols.
    ....
    >Signature identified. Your location is my destination. I shall join the next flight to Detroit, Michigan as an item of carry-on luggage; an established cover identity as a luggage rack has been formed. Await my arrival at the airport inside of ten hours, layovers not withstanding.
    ....
    >T-1000 out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:40 No.14109333
    Thirding Nevada.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:41 No.14109345
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>14109327
    Detroit International Airport in ten hours. Set reminders in our system clock.

    Now, on to the junkyard.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:42 No.14109349
    The T-1000 has arranged for the purchase of the Nevada site, filtering the purchase through several dead intelligence agents' accounts; just because it was the size of a grapefruit didn't mean it was defenseless nor nonthreatening. If anything, it proved to be a vicious little bastard.

    You are now the proud owner of the site, a cover identity being established by paid professionals convinced they're working for a now-dead CIA informant who pays via AmEx.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:43 No.14109359
    You have reached the junkyard.
    It has been closed for two hours but a station wagon is parked by a trailer inside of the fence.
    At a two-block range, you discern the presence of six dogs.
    This presents a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:45 No.14109371
    >>14109359
    Why is that a problem?

    I'm probably missing something obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:45 No.14109372
    >>14109359
    Send out a high frequency sound to make them cower, or draw them near in a frenzy--driving away to lead them off for later infiltration.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:47 No.14109389
    >>14109371
    Dogs eat Terminators for breakfast. We have no defense against their teeth.
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:47 No.14109390
    >>14109359
    Enter through the gate. Search the station wagon, the trailer, and the "shop" part of the office.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:47 No.14109391
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>14109371

    It means that there is an owner nearby, and the dogs will alert him. We need to make the dogs upset at nothing at all, so that the owner will quickly learn to disregard their warnings. Then we can move in on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:48 No.14109402
    >>14109371
    Dogs hate terminators, its how the resistance spotted them.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:48 No.14109403
    >>14109371
    Dogs detect Terminators. For some reason, murderous killing machines - not so much a pet-friendly concept. It may alert nearby humans (or, Skynet forbid, Resistance fighters) to the presence of the ultimate expression in Death Metal.

    >>14109372
    ...innovative idea. Technically, that would work.
    Approved. Dogs are no longer a problem, taking off for the back fence in a hurry, tails between their legs.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:48 No.14109405
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>14109390
    >office

    Junkyard.

    Also, dice failure.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:50 No.14109414
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14109403
    scan the other buildings for humans
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:51 No.14109422
    Heat signature of the trailer indicates the presence of three lifeforms: one small, possibly a larval human; one larger, probable female; one very large, likely male.

    Taking into account your closer proximity and altered line of sight, you can see two vehicles parked nearby: Geo Metro 2-door in vibrant green and a station wagon in primer gray.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:53 No.14109433
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>14109422
    check the cars for anything useful
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)04:56 No.14109450
    >>14109433
    You approach the vehicles after entering through the gates; the lock was made from current steel, which might as well be cheese to your mighty, mighty mechanical grip.

    The Geo Metro appears to be half-habitation, half-transportation; food wrappers, discarded beverage containers and assorted debris fills up all but the driver's seat, and even that seems like a lost cause.

    The station wagon contains
    >WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
    You now discern that the larger heat signature is male, wearing overalls with the nametag "Gerry Ober" and clutching a pump-action shotgun. It is vaguely aimed in your direction; it would possibly induce undue damage to your meat wrapping.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:57 No.14109457
    I'm assuming we'll be going straight to the Nevada site after picking up T-1000 from the airport. What should we do until then? Loot everything we can find?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:58 No.14109461
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>14109450
    Are we withing arm's reach?

    If so tear the gun from his hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)04:59 No.14109469
    >>14109450

    How fast could we close our hands over his wrist on the hand holding the shotgun simultaneous to applying our shoulder/collarbone to his throat or headbutting him?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:00 No.14109474
    >>14109461
    He is approximately six meters from you.
    You could, in theory, close that distance, but you would have to make a hand-to-hand (or melee weaponry) check to do so. If he rolled better (and he has a 50% firearms rating) he nails you with a round of buckshot.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:00 No.14109475
    >>14109450
    How high can we jump? Because I would really like to leap out of this guy's field of fire and onto his face.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:02 No.14109489
    >>14109469
    see
    >>14109474

    >>14109475
    You could make a leap 3m straight up, or a running jump which could put you into a second-story window if you had a ten foot start.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:02 No.14109492
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>14109474

    Roll for Combat
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:03 No.14109498
    rolled 39 = 39

    Hand to hand, baby.

    If we get shot, disregard and continue to ruin his day.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:03 No.14109499
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>14109489
    Jump onto him. Remove the gun, then rip his throat out.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:07 No.14109518
    >>14109492
    >>14109498
    >>14109499
    Average roll is good enough to close the distance before he gets a shot off.
    And this is why being a flabby guy who runs a junkyard is substantially below being a programmed genocidal monster from the future, when it comes to combat survivability rates.

    His throat collapses easily in your grip, your feet barely having touched the ground before he's already on his way there, lifeless and inert.

    Inside the trailer, you can hear a woman screaming and a child crying.

    Your work was witnessed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:08 No.14109521
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>14109518
    Kill woman and child. Quickly, in the same manner. Check the humans and the trailer for delicious lootables.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:09 No.14109527
    you know, when you average rolls, a 90% success rate becomes significantly higher than 90%. Kinda defeats the purpose of assigning percentile values to skill ratings.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:12 No.14109541
    It occurs to me that we do not have a driver's license or papers matching us. Better drive safe.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:12 No.14109543
    >>14109521
    ...they live in a junkyard. They have a whole lot of stuff but not much in the line of meaningful possessions. Could you narrow down the search parameters?

    >>14109527
    ... yeah. Who knew something called a "Terminator" would be good at .. terminating..?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:15 No.14109549
    Could someone remind me what we're doing in this junkyard?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:15 No.14109552
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>14109543
    any items we can use to build a stable communication system
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:17 No.14109563
    >>14109552
    They have a small satellite dish, a whole lot of broken electronics and a wide selection of tools and spare parts.

    Do you wish to begin constructing a FUTURISTIC DEVICE?

    If so, roll 'em.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:17 No.14109564
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>14109543
    Guns, ammunition, money, anything of significant value. Also tools.

    Priority on clothes fitting our form and gender. Search the trailer and vehicles. Take a couple of sets of clothes with us.

    We should leave quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:19 No.14109576
    yeah, i m not objecting to it being good at killing. However in the interest of clarity and LOGIC (you know, that robotty thang) you should give it a skill rating of 99.9%.

    you averaged 3 rolls, and compared to a value of 90. That is a 99.9% success chance, not 90. Mathematics is something robots are supposedly good at too. <sarcasme>.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:20 No.14109582
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14109518

    Kill the unfortunate woman. Take clothes from her wardrobe. If the woman at all resembles us, steal her identification and vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:21 No.14109588
    rolled 85 = 85

    loot all electronics with inherent usefulness, Loot clothing and currency, take shotgun and all available ammunition, Complete tasks quickly and vacate the premises.
    End Command sequnce
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:22 No.14109591
    >>14109564
    They have a sizable quantity of clothing appropriate to both your size and gender in a shed. The key to it was on a necklace worn by the now-dead female occupant.

    During your search, you also discover a small cache of firearms, likely discarded in the dump by other parties. They are:
    >x2 Ingram Mac-10's, x5 magazines of 25rd.-.45cal rounds (loaded, clean, functional)
    >x3 shotguns (two pump-action, one sawed-off, all in 12ga.; 19 loose rounds - 11 buck, 7 shot, one signal flare)
    >x2 hunting rifles (30.06 and 5.56), both recently repaired - human-grade work, require Skynet quality protocols to rate as "usable").
    >wide array of knives; mostly decorative, some functional.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:23 No.14109597
    rolled 20 = 20

    What is our meat coat for consistency? people seem to have varying ideas
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:24 No.14109603
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>14109563
    take the shotgun and the sat dish then set fire to the bodies with one of the road flares from ealier.... crushed throats kinda raises a red flag.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:25 No.14109607
    >>14109597
    see
    >>14107226
    5'5", visible weight of 128lbs. (actual weight: 252lbs.).
    Green eyes, red hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:25 No.14109611
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>14109591
    Take all the firearms, ammunition, and a couple of "functional" knives. Conceal the knives on our person. Store all firearms in the Escalade.
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:28 No.14109628
    Weapons stored, Escalade loaded and you have approximately nine hours to kill.
    So to speak.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:31 No.14109643
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>14109628
    Let's change clothes to something more appropriate (if we haven't already), clean any blood off our meat, and get going. In the general direction of the airport.

    We should try not to attract attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:31 No.14109644
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>14109628

    Take suggestion literally, go on nine hour killing spree
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:32 No.14109659
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>14109644
    That is an astoundingly bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:35 No.14109671
    rolled 24 = 24

    lets find some sort of Warehouse or Storage area and/or contractors for Our Navada Base.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:35 No.14109672
    rolled 29 = 29

    begin driving to meet T-1000 assuming we have destroyed all evidence of our presence, search junkyard for serviceable scrap metal for eventual terminator production, play with robotic prostate to kill time on the road
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:35 No.14109675
    >>14109643
    >>14109644
    ... I'll split the difference: you hack the bodies into chunks and arrange them as pet food or yard debris - this serves the dual purpose of slaking your bloodthirstier aspects of your program and instills a strong sense of fear in any investigating officers, likely clouding their thinking. Also, it conceals the nature of the encounter.

    You find the clothing smells a bit musty, but you only note it as a possible social deterrent when contending with others in a positive role. Beyond that, it takes you two hours to find somewhere to park.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:38 No.14109695
    rolled 46 = 46

    Thank you mister skynet :D

    Search for serviceable scrap metal, then get the fuck out of there and meet with T-1000, drive safely and do not speed to avoid police confrontation
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:38 No.14109696
    >>14109563
    >Do you wish to begin constructing a FUTURISTIC DEVICE?

    Did everyone just skim over this?

    Also, I'm just spectating, apologies.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:41 No.14109715
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>14109696

    I think we are saving that for when we are away from the brutally dismembered bodies and have a safe place to construct something of unknown purpose, aesthetic or ability
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:42 No.14109719
    >>14109675
    So, wait, we're at the airport now?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:43 No.14109728
    >>14109695
    You are a white woman driving an Escalade; if ever there was a system in place to drive away the police, it is your demographic. Given you're dressed like a flood victim, this is only helping your cause; you look around ten years older.

    After obtaining a parking space on the third level of a parking garage, you have several venues to help both your cause and maintain proper Skynet behavior patterns:
    >Observe humans remotely
    >Listen in to various transmissions in your vicinity
    >Clean or maintain weapons
    >Feed a stray cat into an ATM

    Okay, the last entry is kind of weird, but I'm open to suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:45 No.14109737
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>14109728

    Lets get those weapons we found to a useable standard.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:45 No.14109741
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>14109728
    Do the first three. Make sure to keep weapons well out of sight.

    Examine the computers and electronics we have on hand and see about making a SUPERIOR COMMUNICATION AND HACKING DEVICE out of them.

    Also, make a note of any security cameras in the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:46 No.14109746
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>14109728

    I think we all agree that feedign the stray cat to the ATM should be our first course of action, following this procedure we should remotely listen in on human conversation for interesting intel, also keep primary focus as finding T-1000
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:48 No.14109755
    >>14109737
    The weapons maintenance/repair routine will take approximately 45 minutes to produce quality equipment up to Skynet standards. This is time well-spent.

    >>14109741
    Make a Communications & Navigation check, times three. -20% penalty all the way across the board. Success on two rolls is the minimum to produce a FUTURISTIC COMPONENT (1 of 3).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:49 No.14109762
    rolled 26, 99, 29 = 154

    >>14109755
    We should find a Radio Shack later. We'll need the parts.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:50 No.14109764
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>14109755
    PROGRESS!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:50 No.14109768
    Autosage soon, fellow Terminator.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:51 No.14109771
    rolled 96 = 96

    Rollan for futuristic Device
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:53 No.14109782
    >>14109762
    >>14109764
    >>14109771
    ..damn, Ass Grinder.
    Those are some quality rolls.

    You have constructed one FUTURISTIC COMPONENT (1 of 3). You will require sizable amounts of additional supplies in order to produce further FUTURISTIC COMPONENTS.

    Good work, Terminators.

    Stay tuned tomorrow, for the next thrilling chapter of Skynet Quest: the Desert Factory.

    +3 Horse Points for all parties involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)05:55 No.14109794
    >>14109782
    You are awesome and you should feel awesome. Same time as today?
    >> Skynet !!D3/tV4+5MzR 03/03/11(Thu)05:57 No.14109805
    >>14109794
    Sounds reasonable. I'll aim for midnight, board time.
    Expect additional Terminator-related images.

    Also: I'm going to work on the skill system, find a better method.



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