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    397 KB Zerg Quest XXXIII Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:20 No.14104585  

    The Kel-Morian Combine's remaining government has not yet responded to the Shalmaneser's offer of debriefing. The communications bands are still alight with thanks and praise that a Confederate battlecruiser has come to protect the world.

    Internbrate has a really, really bad feeling about this.

    Meanwhile, Warbrate reports that nearly all of the (admittedly sparse) population of the Tyrador system are infested. Labbrate has gotten the transmitter up and running, allowing us to broadcast whatever we like to Terran space. Gorn is cursing that we have denied it the pleasure of slaughtering those people. Labbrate estimates six hours to finish reprogramming the battlecruiser in orbit for our use.

    Accountantbrate suggests that we not waste our resources occupying these dead worlds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:22 No.14104617
    (Sorry I'm a little late. Was battling an old graphics card on the off chance it would make SCII run faster. It turns out no.)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:27 No.14104672
    (Would it be bad form to leave the thread so I can buy alcohol, or good form to buy alcohol so the thread gets crazy? I'm told some of the best threads were the ones where I drank. Personally, I think every thread is one of the best threads. Then again, I'm an egomaniac...)
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:28 No.14104693
    Well, I'm early so we're even.
    Let's have our fleet set their IFF to the Confederacy and then send them from Shakuras to Moria and announce that the Shalmaneser has come from the Goyu system and then quarantine it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:29 No.14104697
    Don't forget your name bro.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:29 No.14104706
    Go get Fighting Cock! Or Miller, also you tag fell off.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:30 No.14104714
    Oh, crap. Thanks.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:31 No.14104727
    >Go get Fighting Cock!

    For a second, I didn't realize you were talking about the alcohol. I was confused. :D
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:33 No.14104749
    I share Internbrate's bad feeling about what's going on with Moria.

    I also agree with Accountbrate, let's work on getting what we still have lingering in that system grouped up and back to Zerg space.

    Is Kerrigan's overlord still just kind of hovering there near Xenta (or wherever it was)? I don't guess we've gotten any updates from her?
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:33 No.14104750
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    Also, get FIGHTING MONKEY!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:36 No.14104792
    How long would it take to produce the fight program with zerglings to teach Gorn basic tactics? A small arena, scores of zerglings and hydralisks, two presentations a day with a final live exercise where Gorn tries to replicate what he saw.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:39 No.14104827
    TWO ZERG ENTER ONE ZERG LEAVES! But here's a question, why does everyone think that Gorn is useless in a fight and needs instruction? He's a barbarian/frenzied berzerker not a level 1 commoner.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:40 No.14104840
    (Well, that's all the encouragement I need, really. I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Not long. The liquor store is nearby. In the meantime...)

    Tell the Morians that the Shalmaneser is from Goryu: 1
    Any other plan: 0

    Take the BC and leave: 1
    Any other plan: 0
    (Reminder: Your precious ZergTV station is here)

    Kerrigan's overlord is still over Xenta, hovering mindlessly. Artisanlord is fashioning a suit, cane, and top hat for it. She hasn't made any contact with us in a while. We could speak to her through it if we desire.

    (I'll tally up what has the most votes when I get back. I look forward to seeing whether you guys save the day, wreck shit, or just sit back and watch shit get wrecked)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:40 No.14104845
    In the immortal words of a trio of specific pirates...


    (plus it'll give everyone who missed time to check the previous couple threads and come up with even more wacky ideas.)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:42 No.14104859
    Just got finished reading the archive of these threads yesterday, glad I could catch this one

    I think we should let whatever obvious parasite/demon has taken over the Shalmaneser continue with its subterfuge and inevitable hostile takeover. It should give Kingston something to worry about while he tries to recover from the glorious ass kicking he's just received.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:42 No.14104860
    Not long. However, Nargil quietly confides in us that the Overmind once tried something similar, with no success.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:44 No.14104886
    Step 1: Tell Artisanlord to also make a monocle of the overlord.
    Step 2: Power up the transmitter on Tyradoor.
    Step 3: Broadcast what ever it is that Artisanlord is doing.
    Step 4: Just use Artisanlords musings and actions as the entire starting line-up for ZergTV.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:44 No.14104888
    (New readers! Yay! Welcome!)
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)21:48 No.14104925
    I have an idea, but we should tell Sissy about it and get her ok to do it. We have Nargil hunt down the reaming Dark Templar. It is up his alley, just give him free reign to do it and whatever assets he needs. But Sissy might have her own plans regarding those stragglers.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)21:58 No.14105078
    (Glad to be here, hope I don't contribute to us screwing ourselves over!
    ...unless it's spectacular, of course)

    From what I've seen, almost every time we contact our dear sister we either annoy her or make her think we're retarded...

    As for Tyrador, I'll give a vote for staying to set up ZergTV, just to see what ArtisanLord will do with it.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)21:59 No.14105083
    (*POP* It's Miller time.)

    Tell the Morians that the Shalmaneser is from Goryu: 1
    Screw those guys. Break out the popcorn and watch: 1

    Take the BC and leave: 1
    Give ZergTV to Artisanlord: 1

    Have Nargil be Tommy Lee Jones from the Fugitive on the Dark Templar: 1

    (Well, that was less discussion than I was expecting)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:00 No.14105095
    Where did we left our AI ally?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:00 No.14105099
    Hey, how is Terran cloning tech? Do we even know? Is it just at making new sheep or have they done actual people? Rereading the last thread reminded me of what I was gonna ask before the sudden stoppage due to shtuppage.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:01 No.14105110
    You should know by now that most people only respond to what happens. Planning is for chumps... I guess... so I'm a chump... go me...
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:03 No.14105132
    They did it in the past, but it gets all wonky after the second generations or something. Wonky as in defective.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:04 No.14105142
    also one vote for zergTV

    one vote for nargy (those niggas be too dangerous to be left alive yo!)

    one vote for watch the ensuing hijinks from afar.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:07 No.14105176
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    The stuff going on in Groyu will destroy us all... maybe...
    Send a cloaked overlord to Groyu to find out what the hell is going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:07 No.14105178
    Put down my votes for:
    Tell the Morians that the Shalmaneser is from Goryu
    Give ZergTV to Artisanlord
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:09 No.14105205
    Ah, nevermind then. If it were more reliable I was gonna suggest trading knowledge of it to VG for the mining.
    "Why extinct, when you can rework, as we do? Why be content with being the son, when you can be the guiding father?"

    >>fish serve
    ...I don't even know what captcha is suggesting. Anybody up for some Arthur Treacher's?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)22:10 No.14105208
    Tell the Morians that the Shalmaneser is from Goryu: 2
    Screw those guys. Break out the popcorn and watch: 1

    Take the BC and leave: 1
    Give ZergTV to Artisanlord: 4 (Yay! A decision!)

    Have Nargil be Tommy Lee Jones from the Fugitive on the Dark Templar: 1
    Check out Goryu: 1

    (Make a decision on Moria and we'll get this show on the road)

    VoidGate has recently discussed whether humanity can be trusted to not turn on it. It maintains that whether humanity has the capacity to change or not, the fact remains that it is dangerous NOW, and must be terminated NOW. We still have four carriers hovering over what appears to be a burgeoning colony. It has already built a reasonable defensive fleet of new ships, and gathered most of the surface resources of the planet.

    Strictly speaking, cloning of organs and animals is the limit of legal technologies. Rumors have, of course, always circulated that human cloning (with personality impression) is not only possible, but commonly used by Confederate Intelligence. Of course, rumors have also circulated that Arcturus Mengsk was secretly the puppetmaster behind the Kingston government...
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:12 No.14105241
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:23 No.14105370
    shut up ya damn hippie!
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)22:28 No.14105420
    (Well, then, I'll make the decision for you...)

    One of our wraiths bursts into space above Moria and immediately broadcasts on a public channel, "Shalmaneser, this is Confederate Border Patrol Fighter 227. In accordance with Confederate orders concerning ships leaving the Goryu system, you are ordered into immediate quarantine. Repeat, close down your launch bays and shut off your engines. Over."

    There is a brief moment of silence before absolute panic erupts. Ships jump out of the system left and right. Confused, angry, and disbelieving messages come in on every frequency. The Morian defensive fleet, consisting of well more than enough wraiths to take on the ship, takes up position around our fighter, demanding our credentials and Shalmaneser's flight logs.


    Artisanlord is overjoyed with our decision, and moves out as soon as it finishes styling the very well-oiled mustache it has placed on Kerrigan's overlord. The resulting spectacle is both ridiculous and...oddly stylish.

    Artisanlord begins setting up its first broadcast immediately.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:28 No.14105423
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:32 No.14105463
    Well my goal has been accomplished, kinda. I'd rather seize the thing, but if the KMC blows the thing up that works too... so Goryu what happening there.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)22:36 No.14105527
    (Shalmaneser's logs will pretty definitely show that it's never been to Goryu...and since it only got one vote, neither have you)

    There is actually a small forum on the Confederate information network, StarFront, where people who actually believe this sort of thing congregate.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:40 No.14105574
    We should post some pictures of the new dapper overlord on StarFront.
    >tryera gutenberg
    And captcha wants to post pictures of Tryera Gutenberg whoever that is.
    >> Cheflord 03/02/11(Wed)22:41 No.14105583

    Well, now we've managed to piss off our new unknown player in the sector.
    I pray to Overmind that it's just generally omnicidal and doesn't join Kingston or the 'toss just to fuck us over
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:41 No.14105586
    Whatever happened to that one scientist that we plucked from Tyrador when Gorn was steamrolling that one Terran superweapon? I hope we at least got the chance to infest his brain.

    >Nargil & the Dark Templar

    I'd be a bit careful on this. As mentioned earlier, Kerrigan may still have a lot of plans for the renegade temps. I would propose gently psionically nudging her overlord proxy (who is now very stylish)... something like leaving the psionic equivalent of an answering machine message asking if she wants us to put forth some effort on hunting down the Dark Templar.


    Take the BC and leave. Perhaps leave some scouts in the system to observe if anything interesting occurs in that front.


    I propose informing VoidGate that the bulk of the Terran battlefleet has been destroyed. If it will have any chance to nab valuable worlds, this would be it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:44 No.14105606

    On the contrary. We may have just made the Confederacy look more fragmented and disorganized, and as soon as the Shamanalarlaelser's flight logs show that it has not been in the Goryu system (or near it), it will probably be welcome as before. Plus some negative feelings for the central Confederacy powers that be.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)22:45 No.14105616
    (So, they're asking the other ship for its logs, and our wraith for its border patrol credentials. Since we made that part up, you might want to decide on how to deal with it)
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:45 No.14105619
    Are you suggesting that we get VoidGate to nuke Tarsonis for us? I cannon support this as it would start stripping the planet before we can have the Kingston family barbecue.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:46 No.14105628

    Is this a wraith that we captured or manufactured?
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:48 No.14105657
    State that that information is classified? Have two of our battlecrusiers pop in to back that story up? Then send in a carrier to blow up the Shalmaneser?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:48 No.14105658
    Foam at the mouth, shout "THE PLAGUE MUST NOT SPREAD", and ram the BC with our wraith
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:51 No.14105697
    Can we self-destruct or just jump away? Their suspicions are raised, so they'll definitely ask the ship for it's logs; suspicious activity on our part won't take away from that, and one wraith doesn't really matter (Does it?)
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)22:52 No.14105701
    It is one of our manufactured wraiths. Thankfully, it predates our use of VoidGate's titanium alloy, so it is a convincing disguise.

    "Classified": 0?
    Backup: 0?
    (TUCAMP, you get one vote. One)
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)22:54 No.14105734
    It was a selection of ideas I put out. I wasn't actually voting for anything... other than investigating Goryu before we jump to the conclusion that it's Dyles and company.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:57 No.14105755

    I'd say "Classified".

    Then transfer the data from our cloaked Dropship to the wraith indicating what we observed in the Shakuras system. About the whole battlecruiser picking up "injured" passengers from a suspicious damaged dropship, then all holy hell breaking loose on the Battlecruiser.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)22:59 No.14105773
    Goddamnit, I'm late and already people are screwing up left and right.

    Another vote to send a goddamn Dropship Observer to the Goryu system. Make sure it comes out of warp a few light minutes out, then comes into the system under cloak.

    Also, can Labbrate slap together some counterfeit Border Patrol credentials?
    Hell, this might be something to ask VoidGate for help; say we're trying to weaken the Human's defenses, and it might help.
    >> Cheflord 03/02/11(Wed)22:59 No.14105774
    Classified, and accuse the BC as having falsified travel logs

    >toberep often
    I just got here, how could I possibly toberepping too often D:
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:01 No.14105803

    Seconding scouting the Goryu system with Dropbservers.

    Also seconding asking Labbrate about counterfeiting border patrol credentials.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:03 No.14105827
    I vote Classified, but I would also add that if it doesn't seem like they believe us, we just ram the cruiser with the wraith, yelling something like: "THE PLAGUE MUST NOT SPREAD, LONG LIVE EMPEROR KINGSTON!!!". That should surely add some confusion, since AFAIK our wraith looks legit.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:04 No.14105832
    And we finally have 3 for investigating Goryu.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:05 No.14105845
    I vote for ramming speed. Because it can never be a bad option.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/02/11(Wed)23:14 No.14105929

    side note that has nothing to do with the thread...
    (I hate and love tech...)
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:15 No.14105938
    "Negative, Moria Defense. On orders from Chancellor Kingston himself, everything related to continuing operations over Goryu are classified at the top level. It'll be my ass if I start answering questions."

    A certain amount of indignation comes across the band before the whole system is distracted by an announcement that there is a "LIVE FEED TO TYRADOR INCOMING!!"

    Artisanlord's face appears, with a small ZergTV logo in the corner. It makes various squealing and groaning noises, as overlords do. We are aware that it is offering grandiose salutations to its audience, but to the Terrans, it must sound horrifying.

    (Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoqy_9G5yk )

    Sheer surprise gives pause to Moria.


    Our dropserver enters the Goryu system undetected, cloaking immediately. There is a Confederate battlecruiser hovering over the planet, showing moderate battle damage. There are several obvious crash sites on the planet, surrounded by large numbers of people who appear to be repairing the crashed ships. There are signs of an attempted bombardment of the surface.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:16 No.14105946
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    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/02/11(Wed)23:17 No.14105951
    Inform artisianlord that he should use one of the other creatures, specifically a part human hybrid instead as the humans cannot understand him.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:20 No.14105982
    Start adding in subtitles to ZergTV. Let's scan Goryu some more before we take samples from everything and everyone.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/02/11(Wed)23:21 No.14105991
    That would make sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:28 No.14106056
    Second on both counts.

    Also, prep our Terran assets with Confederate IFF codes on Tyrador, and get as much repairs done as we can, in case we need to warp them to Moria.

    Also, what about that scientist we Infested? Any info on the superweapon from him?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:30 No.14106074
    (Did anybody else kind of feel like the overlords neigh? Like a mutant monster horse?)

    Artisanlord refuses to change the nature of its broadcast until the speech it laboriously planned is finished. After a few minutes of groaning and squealing, the camera cuts to the devastation of the once-proud Core World, its skies ashen as debris sinks slowly from orbit. Artisanlord's speech made it clear that this was to be a montage of the horrors of war, but comm traffic on Moria indicates that they believe "the bastards are bragging."
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/02/11(Wed)23:33 No.14106094
    tell artisian lord to stuff it, and that that was not the purpose of its broadcast. Put subtitles on.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:34 No.14106114
    Oh no! They're misunderstanding Artisanlord, we need to subtitle it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:35 No.14106121

    Have a team of infested run the control booth for ZergTV.

    They can translate on the fly and display the subtitles.

    Assign one to be an anal producer to Artisanlord.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:35 No.14106123
    The scientist turns out to have been more of an engineer, responsible for designing support systems. What he knows of the project is that it was some new kind of weapon against the Zerg. The plan was to use it to brainwash Zerg units to follow Terran commands. He isn't entirely sure of the details. It was, as he would put it, "all pretty hush hush."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:36 No.14106132
    Have whoever's manning the ZergTV broadcaster put up "Technical Difficulties" screen while we continue to record Artisanlord.
    Put up a translation of what was said up until the pause, then play the rest of the speech with subtitles.
    Artisanlord doesn't need to know that the speech wasn't all live.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:36 No.14106137

    What can he tell us of the support system? What was it suppose to do?

    Once we find this out we can figure out what kind of weakness this new weapon has and direct our firepower accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:39 No.14106161
    Look, we need to multi-task here.

    As we deal with the subtitling of Artisanlord's speech, we need to make sure that the dropserver is getting a good scan of everything in the Goryu system, especially of the planet.
    Also, we need to figure out what we're going to do about the battlecruiser Shalmaneser.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:40 No.14106170
    So a hivemind emulator? like the ones on SC2 but on a HUGE scale??.
    That would be very bad news.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:41 No.14106187
    We need Labbrate to continue sifting through the remains of the R&D compounds, to find any useful weapon or machine designs. Have his field teams try to find backup or archive datacores.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:41 No.14106190
    The technical difficulties screen should have a cute image of a zergling in a hard-hat.
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:46 No.14106251
    Zergling in a hard-hat munching on either wires or a camera. But more importantly Goryu is still only vaguely known.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:48 No.14106262
    And then the Zerg war effort was derailed in order to provide more programming for ZergTV.
    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:48 No.14106266

    Not a scientist, eh? Nevertheless, let's have the Zerg science corp. take a look at his brain contents to see if they can glean any new insights from his experiences.


    If we do not detect any detectors in the system, have the dropship take a closer look at what's happening on the surface.

    >Zerg TV debut

    Inform Artisanlord that the Terran public are largely misinterpreting his memoriam to the futility and sorrow of war. They seem to think it's Gorn-grade bragging about slaughter and killing (no offense intended to Gorn).
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:49 No.14106274
    We could get an idea where to find more about the device if we ask the infested engineer from where did/would they get the parts to assemble the support systems. Such information could point us to an important planet to raid.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:52 No.14106307

    Step 1: Send a cloaked overlord stuffed with zerglings to Goryu, stealthily land on the planet
    Step 2: Have the zerglings roll around in anything that glows, wriggles, pulses, or smells funny
    Step 3: Return zerglings to overlord, stealthily leave Goryu
    Step 4: Put zerglings in wraiths, fake Confederate credentials, send wraiths to Tarsonis
    Step 5: Have contaminated zerglings roll around in unsuspecting populace
    Step 6: ????
    Step 7: Trollcerebrate.zrg

    >Johannsen gusold
    captcha suggests using bernie's dicklings for the scheme, and having them rub their johannsens in the mess
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:52 No.14106308
    (Yes. Good thinking. As my level of intoxication increases, the chance of me making crazy shit happen without warning always increases. You'll want to deal with things before that gets going)

    He can give us detailed blueprints of the heat sink systems, as well as the specs on some of the power systems, but it's all a little moot: he's relatively sure that we destroyed the only working prototype.

    Artisanlord's speech continues after its montage, and we quietly add in subtitles in English. Artisanlord is commenting on what it calls "a universal cycle of violence" and "the bitter fruits of hate," as well as calling for peace.

    On Moria, the public bands are on fire with debate over whether the Zerg Peace Offer is legit. On a secure channel, a voice with a thick Chinese accent crackles to our wraith.

    "This is General Mah Sakai, former head of the Kel-Morian Combine, current regional governor of the Kel-Morian Domain, and answerable to the Supreme Chancellor and the Supreme Chancellor alone. My word carries equal weight to the entire Confederate Council. I am entrusted with the lives of nearly 30 billion Terrans. I've given you MY credentials and you're damn well going to give me YOURS, or I'll have your fighter towed down here and I'll BEAT them out of you, classified status be damned."
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:53 No.14106319
    Why didn't we infest the warehouse manager, but I'd guess it all came from the Tyradoor, Tarsonis, and Moria systems.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:55 No.14106340

    It's time for ramming speed, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:55 No.14106342
    > I've given you MY credentials and you're damn well going to give me YOURS, or I'll have your fighter towed down here and I'll BEAT them out of you, classified status be damned.
    Has Labbrate been able to counterfeit those Border Patrol credentials?
    Even better, do we have a valid set that we can take from any of the ruined Wraiths still in the Tyrador system?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:57 No.14106351
    No, you goddamned sonofabitch! Are you really so stupid as to only be able to think below even Gorn's level? Fuck, even BERNIE has more subtlety than you.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/02/11(Wed)23:57 No.14106354
    Tell him to be queit and listen to the broadcast, as it could be an important part of history.

    (Is it a battlecruiser or a fighter we have there? If its a fighter then we should have it reveal itself to be a zerg, and sue for peace, or at least sanctuary.)
    >> TUCAMP 03/02/11(Wed)23:58 No.14106363
    Well, let's make up a reasonable sounding name, say we're attached to the Ghost Academy/Intelligence, and that non-human lifeforms we're detected on the Shalmaneser after it took aboard refugees from the Goryu system.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)23:59 No.14106379
    It's a fighter, and we already transmitted that it's a part of Confederate Border Patrol.
    Revealing that it was a Zerg ruse is a stupid idea.

    I expected better from you.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/02/11(Wed)23:59 No.14106389
    (Oooo, dissent in the ranks)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:00 No.14106391


    Shall we throw a spanner into the works?

    Reveal that the waith is ours. That we have tracked the vessel being infested and as a show of good faith, are revealing the potential disaster that will occur if they let the ship dock.

    Watch them scramble all over themselves when we broadcast this in the open.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/03/11(Thu)00:01 No.14106402
    What do we have to lose?
    What do we have to gain?

    Weigh those two.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:04 No.14106451
    Look, unless we can pull of a miracle, we're not going to produce credentials in time. If we sit around, we could get captured, which can lead to experimentation. If we're screwed anyways, we should take something out, cause some damage.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:05 No.14106457
    What we have to loose? A wraith, the entire population of Moria, the ability to outsource mining operations to the KMC.

    What do we have to gain? The entire population of Moria, the ability to outsource mining operations to the KMC.

    It's an important moment here, best be careful. We could also have our zerg forces come in and destroy the Shalmaneser and leave, then the big reveal.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:05 No.14106461

    Pretend to lose control, then ramming speed.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/03/11(Thu)00:06 No.14106473
    Potential ally
    An actual conversation explaining our perspective
    An interesting reaction.
    They already know we have this capability
    Potential enemy
    Loss of a fighter
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:06 No.14106476
    Okay, why should they believe us when we've not only attacked Tyrador, but we lied to them about our Wraith fighter, and about the Shalmaneser.
    Yes, we THINK that the lifeforms that boarded it were from Goryu, but we don't have any proof.
    And the nav logs from the Shalmaneser will prove that it warped in from the Shakuras system.

    The probability of success is lower than the chances of Bernie NOT raping an inviting orifice.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:07 No.14106487
    You'll notice that the "credentials" were just a rather angry person over a commline, the burden of proof isn't too high here. Saying we're with some known spook group and that the Shalmaneser is full of nonhumans should be enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:08 No.14106491

    Cooperating with any form of humanity might not be viewed in the best light with VoidGate.


    We've infested a few wraith pilots in the past, perhaps we could try to sift through them and create a plausible identity.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:08 No.14106497
    You really think we could ram the battlecruiser before the massed Wraith fighters of the Moria Defense Fleet don't shoot us down?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:08 No.14106499
    Keep in mind that allying ourselves with any terran would likely end in breaking our alliance with Voidgate.
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/03/11(Thu)00:10 No.14106517
    I am convinced.

    Self detonate?
    Tell them they have not transmitted proof enough?
    Party cat?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:12 No.14106539

    Stall for time and then make a choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:12 No.14106541
    Wait yeah is there a way we could transmit our credentials as the futuristic equivalent of a dancing cat gif.
    Then say that those are our credentials and if you had clearance you would be able to decode it.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:12 No.14106543
    We could also warp in our BCs from Shakuras. Make them believe whatever story we tell them, because we would our gun them by atleast 100 to 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:13 No.14106547
    Cooperating with the terrans in any way, shape, or form is probably a bad idea with VoidGate as an ally. Might piss it off.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:14 No.14106561
    well if it's inviting then it is not really rape, but that's neither here nor there.

    Anyways, voting against revealing ourselves or ramming. Those are dumb
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:14 No.14106566
    WHICH REMINDS ME, If we have Artisanlord on ZTV asking for peace, wouldn't that make VG a tiny bit suspicious? Or a tiny bit nuke-y?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:15 No.14106569
    Sift through the memories of ll of the Terran officers we've Infested, especially that of Edmund Duke, to come up with plausible Spec-Ops unit, maybe attached to the Ghost Academy.
    If he buys it, then the story is that yes, the battlecruiser itself didn't come from Goryu, but something from there got onto the ship, and now it's completely compromised.

    All the while, we have Labbrate try to craft a set of counterfeit credentials and nav logs using the flight recorders on the wrecks still in the Tyrador system.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:15 No.14106570

    Assuming that whatever it is that has probably infested the Shermalanarwhateveritscalled is the same parasite that we encountered on the Halloween quest...

    Did the parasite ever develop the ability to retain people's memories like we do a la infestation? Even if we cannot clearly provide enough information for a solid wraith border patrol pilot, perhaps we can at least cast doubt on the integrity of the Shemarlaner's crew.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:16 No.14106583
    (OK, there's the lively debate I wanted! You may now begin official voting for what to do. You will have to respond directly to this post for it to count, and you get only one vote. So far, I believe we've got on the table "Ramming speed," "Reveal our Zerg heritage," "Bluff check on credentials," and "Keep on with the Classified thing." You guys are still totally welcome to come up with new plans if you want. I'll come back in a few minutes and tally votes. If you haven't come to a decision, there is a default)
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:16 No.14106584
    Whose cooperating? We're lieing to them in order to get a look at these weird things on the Shalmaneser. Any future plans regarding the KMC are irrelevant to the current situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:16 No.14106589
    We are attempting to lull the Humans into a false sense of security, to let down their guard before we annihilate them.
    That's our story, and we stick to it when asked.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:17 No.14106600
    >> Lord HIghlander !8n3euea.jA 03/03/11(Thu)00:18 No.14106609
    Credentials : Classified spec-ops.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:19 No.14106613

    Reveal Zerg Heritage.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:19 No.14106615
    Bluff credentials, calling upon all of our Confederate military officers' memories as per this >>14106569
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:19 No.14106621
    Say we're from some spook group and that the Shalmaneser picked up nonhumans from Goryu.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:20 No.14106631
    Just leave and let them deal with that bc on their own.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:20 No.14106632
    3 for bluff credentials
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:21 No.14106637

    Bluff check on credentials.

    Sift through infested wraith pilot identities and relevant memories plucked from infested high-ranking Terrans. Cooperate with Zerg science corp. to try to create as feasible as an identity as possible.
    >> Cheflord 03/03/11(Thu)00:22 No.14106651
    Attempt to BS credentials, if that fails then fire all weapons/ramming speed. Under no circumstances reveal our zerg nature.

    I still want to see what happens when the BC gets to the surface, though...
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:24 No.14106684
    So the current tally is
    Bluff credentials 5
    Ramming speed 1
    The big reveal 1
    Leave 1
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:29 No.14106745
    (4 for Credentials, 1 for Ramming Speed, 1 for Reveal Zerg Heritage, and 1 who forgot to quote and thus doesn't count at all. Roll 1d100 to see how awesome your plan goes. The first response will be our credentials, and the second will be General Sakai's discerning eye)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:30 No.14106757
    rolled 3 = 3

    Come on, Zerg Bluff!
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:31 No.14106766
    If only I knew how to roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:31 No.14106768
    please tell me low is good
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:31 No.14106773

    oh shit. Please let low be good...
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:32 No.14106780
    (Oh, sweet Christ)
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:33 No.14106791
    Could be good or bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:34 No.14106802
    We are so fucking screwed
    >> 1d100 TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:35 No.14106824
    You don't know that.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:36 No.14106832
    (Low...is bad, actually. I'm...I'm so sorry. Somebody roll for Moria. There's still a chance it could botch)
    >> 風林火山 03/03/11(Thu)00:36 No.14106837

    put "dice+1dx" in your email.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:37 No.14106847
    rolled 40 = 40

    can never remeber
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:37 No.14106853

    Alright. We are so fucking screwed.

    Time to hit the 'burners, cloak and bug out.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:37 No.14106860
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:38 No.14106872
    I think if we warp in our BCs we should be able to get a circumstance bonus to our bluff check.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:39 No.14106885
    Welp, that settles it.
    inb4 we have artisanlord draw our credentials on the back of a cereal box.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:40 No.14106888
    Well fuck.
    We should probably give VoidGate the coordinates for Moria, so that it can nuke the entire planet before whatever it is spreads.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:41 No.14106898
    Aha, but you forget, today is inverse day so we actually for 1/3 and the KMC got 1/40, so we win.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:42 No.14106917
    VoidGate already has the Terran starmap to the best of how we understood it when we gave it to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:45 No.14106955
    Don't we get any bonuses for having the memories of so many Confederate officers?
    Especially Duke's?
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:47 No.14106980
    I say we warp in our Terran fleet. Even if our credentials are INCREDIBLY suspicious they can't argue with an armada on their doorstep.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:50 No.14107014
    We panic, completely unsure of what credentials we need. We grab a name out of our Terran knowledge as well as a rank and division, hoping they make sense.

    "General Mah Sakai, this is Paul Muad'dib, Lead Programmer of the Krusty Krab Squadron of Border Patrol, and I am under specific orders to keep that ship from breaking quarantine."

    Overmind help us, we can HEAR him looking at the radio is disbelief.

    "You...have got to be kidding me. Son, you have one more chance to tell me just who the hell you really are before I get very cranky."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:50 No.14107018
    We may have to.
    Ready our Terran assets over Tyrador to warp to Moria as soon as possible.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)00:51 No.14107029
    (Not a +37...)
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:53 No.14107044
    rolled 13 = 13

    please be good.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:54 No.14107066
    rolled 32 = 32

    is it a +27? What if we add a BC or 2? 3?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:56 No.14107086
    rolled 66 = 66

    Tucamp, why don't you take a break from rolling...
    Here's our attempt to convince him that was a code phrase, and he didn't respond correctly
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)00:58 No.14107117
    I got it. We warp in our Terran assets and destroy the Shalmaneser immediately upon entering, then we have a wraith contact Sakai to verify that Sakai has not been infected. We also blow up the initial wraith. They can get you through the commlines you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)00:58 No.14107120
    Okay, how about this.

    We have the Wraith pilot say "Hold one, conferring with Command." We have him send an encrypted bunch of gobblyedgook, as if he's conferring with a commanding officer.

    Then we try again, but with a better bluff roll.

    It's either that, or we send in all of our Terran battlecruisers to 'enforce the quarantine'.
    >> Cheflord 03/03/11(Thu)01:01 No.14107152
    That's not a bad plan, we might still be able to salvage this. I vote for playing it off as a code phrase.
    Let's keep the dice out of it though, one more bad roll could kill us all.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:02 No.14107164
    Wait a minute, isn't most of Earth's fiction lost to the confederacy? I think it was mentioned back when we were negotiating with VoidGAte. So either they do have Dune and Spongebob, or it just made no sense what so ever.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)01:04 No.14107189
    (Reply with this to vote: Bluff Again (Code Phrase or Seriously Just Try Again) or Bring In Backup. If you vote for bluffing, roll. This could be fun...)
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:06 No.14107201
    Better rule: Dice + Zerg Quest = BAD. But then again the dice are evil, they did make Thomas Green fall off a ledge.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:07 No.14107214
    rolled 66 = 66

    Bluff Again (Code Phrase or Seriously Just Try Again)
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:07 No.14107215
    Bluff Again (Code Phrase or Seriously Just Try Again)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:08 No.14107227
    Bluff again - Codephrase.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:08 No.14107231
    rolled 76 = 76

    forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:12 No.14107265
    rolled 77 = 77

    Crap, forgot to roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:15 No.14107290
    just idle speculation but uh, why dont we just fly our zerg in and knock out the bc and everything else ourselves? This isnt hard people, we just crippled then DESTROYED the entire confederate mobile fleet in the shakuras battle and subsequent battle for those useless shitty planets we got nothing from. So yea, screw this bluffing bullshit (Which will do close to nothing for actually making things easier on us) and just blitzkreiging

    oh also tell skynet that the terrans have been distracted and their main fleet obliterated so they need to get off their asses and glass as many production worlds as possible before the UED shows up to teach us a lesson about messing with humans.
    >> Ken !TrollKenUE 03/03/11(Thu)01:15 No.14107294
    rolled 55, 7, 85, 46, 93 = 286

    Bluffing again. Have 5 dice, all of them over 50. ;D
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:18 No.14107320
    but but but... we like doing things in the slowest way possible, and Labrate is part infested terran diplomat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:21 No.14107343
    We need to bluff because we're still buying time for our battlecruisers and other Zerg aerospace assets to get ready to warp to Moria.

    Also, if you didn't notice, this is the capital of the Kel-Morian Dominion, a fucking CORE WORLD. Yes, it doesn't have any battlecruisers right now, but it has a fuckton of Wraiths, and likely a Defense Grid that could fend off our forces until reinforcements arrive.
    And we can't just nuke them, because we're running low on nukes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:23 No.14107382
    well if the maximum zergrush is already enque then I will stop bitching. I guess I just missed that part. Carry on stalling for sneak attack gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:25 No.14107405

    The last Zerg Quest, we assessed Tarsonis' defense grid and asked our 'brates to do a rough estimate on what would happen if we attacked Tarsonis with all of our current standing forces.

    Basically, we would end up crippling Tarsonis, but not necessarily winning. We've taken away Kingston's ability to launch any sort of meaningful attack on us, but the static defenses for the prime targets are still very deadly and intact.

    In retrospect, it was probably a good idea that we inadvertently drew the main Terran battlefleet to the very lightly-defended Tyrador system to fight it out, otherwise we might have been caught between a hammer and an anvil.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:25 No.14107409
    The hope is that we can convince the Morian Defense Fleet to do our job for us. But even if it doesn't work, then we at least bought more time to get our forces warped here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:28 No.14107437
    Hey, Cerebrate Anon, Warbrate IS organizing our Terran and Zerg assets in the Tyrador system for a the sneak attack into the Morian system, right?

    We only need to destroy the Shalmaneser, that's our primary goal. We don't want ANOTHER unknown faction getting a foothold in this sector.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:31 No.14107466
    Especially the Moria system. Suddenly they have the most mineral rich planet in the sector, and I presume also one of (if not the) largest industrial worlds in the sector.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:36 No.14107515
    Oh no, I think we got Cerebrate Anon too drunk to continue.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)01:37 No.14107537
    >66, 76, 77
    (Oh, come on!)

    "Apologies, sir. It's an old Delta Squadron joke. This is Major Jeremy Dornbos, under orders to detain, quarantine, and if necessary, engage that battlecruiser for running the blockade at Goryu. By standing Confederate law, you are required to assist...sir."

    We hear chuckling. "It's not your lucky day, son. You know, if you had given that explanation to anybody else, they probably would have taken it. Unfortunately for you, I've had the dubious honor of having made the acquaintances of dozens of current and former Delta Squadron boys, some of whom have become my closest advisers. If even a single one of them had bought your Delta Squadron joke story, I might have, too. As I said, it is not your lucky day."

    (You guys wanted to send in troops? Zerg? Terran? Protoss? All of the above?)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:41 No.14107595
    Terran definitely.
    Zerg to Warp to a nearby staging area, and to only enter the Moria system if our Terran assets are losing the fight.
    No Protoss, though.

    Our forces warp in, destroy the Shlmaneser, and get out. A dropserver should enter the system and cloak during all of the confusion.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)01:42 No.14107606
    (Did not. I just had to decide if there was a way to interpret those dice rolls as...you know...not indicative that you guys failed horribly twice in a row)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:42 No.14107614
    No, attempt has failed. Get the pilot to scream 'Long live the Sons of Korhal' and try to ram the BC. At the very least we can shift the blame to something else. Then get another cloaked vessel over there to at least watch the aftermath.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:45 No.14107642
    Terran, all of our Terran assets. And when the suddenly show up have Major Jeremy Dornbos say "There's another joke we have where I work, assume uncooperative person to be either infected or a sympathizer. This system is now under quarantine."
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:48 No.14107691
    You seems to forget "Dyles" + 30 billion people + the richest mineral deposits in the sector = bad. We need to destroy that bc at the very least.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:48 No.14107700
    >This system is now under quarantine.
    How about "Initiating containment and sterilization." instead?

    Also Cerebrate Anon, how many nukes do we have available?
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:49 No.14107719
    Also jam the long range comms, no sense letting Kingston know that there is a large fleet in orbit of Moria.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)01:50 No.14107729
    Toaster has been slacking off on the nukes. We only have 4 missiles ready.

    Our dropserver in the system (from last thread) continues to keep an eye on things, undetected.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:52 No.14107750
    Could be done, but containment and steralization would require VoidGate's aid, and frankly I don't want to share this planet with that greedy computer. Think of what accountantbrate would say to the loss of the richest mineral deposit in the sector! Seriously that's the description of Moria, nuke it, fine why not, most of the manufacturing is on the 2 moons I think, but I will not ley VoidGate get his hand on this.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:55 No.14107786
    Speaking of those other cerbrates, hows Salem Saberhagen, Wormface, and Nargil doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)01:56 No.14107801
    Well, alright. I was hoping to have enough nukes to be able to wipe out the defense grid while the rest of our forces take out the Moria defense fleet.
    But if we only have 4, that's nowhere near enough to take down a Core World's defense platforms.
    We'll go with your plan.

    And tell Toaster that he needs to up nuke production!
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)01:59 No.14107834
    I think the KMC defense fleet is just wraiths and some frigates. There's no way the confederacy would let them keep capital ships after the guild wars, or even much of a military for that matter. Bigger problem would be what Kingston sends as reinforcement, hence the comm jamming.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)02:03 No.14107868
    (It looks like we're down to just the two of you, unless I'm mistaken. Do we want to wait until next week to decide whether we're saving or attacking the second most populous and important world in the Confederacy?)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:03 No.14107873
    Well, I would imagine that even if the KMC wasn't allowed as many capital ships, that they would have invested that money in static defenses, such as orbital defense platforms and planetary defense batteries. Without nukes to take out hardened defenses like that, we can't take the system even if we destroy their fighter cover.

    Yes, we need comm jamming though. I won't argue there.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:05 No.14107893
    We're not 'saving' Moria. We're simply preventing another competitor from gaining a foothold in this sector, especially on one of the most mineral-rich and industrially developed worlds in the entire Dominion.

    Our primary objective is to destroy the infected battlecruiser, then bug out.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:05 No.14107894
    When our Terran forces do warp in, can they be using the Alpha squadron IFF, and we have a broadcast on all channels that a quarantine is now in effect, that people should stay in their homes, and that once everyone has been tested for contamination the quarantine will be lifted. We'll need an admiral to do this though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:07 No.14107917
    Unless we were able to Infest an admiral from the ashes of the Battle of Tyrador, I don't think we have any chance of that. Besides, wasn't Alpha Squadron's defection known by the various Terran militaries?
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:08 No.14107924
    Well bugout if we have to, if they buy it then great, but I don't think the will. Just need to destroy the Shalmaneser and all its escape pods. If we loose a few BCs and wraith squadrons, so be it.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:09 No.14107939
    You say defection I say it was part of a plot to destroy the Sons of Korhol, and that Duke has been Kingston's shadow right hand this whole time.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:12 No.14107981
    Actually if it's Duke that might get them to open fire on general principle, there's bad blood between Sakai and Duke if I recall, something about atrocities I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:16 No.14108013
    Right. No Duke then.
    It would be really nice if one of the Infested from Tyrador is an admiral.
    Cerebrate Anon, can you confirm?
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:16 No.14108016
    Question. Can we make and infested terran look like Kingston? If so I think we should have an interview between "Kingston" and a zergling on ZergTV.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:18 No.14108027
    Or we just check any military files we have acces to and fake it. At the very least it would buy us enough time to destroy the Shalmaneser.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)02:18 No.14108028

    Warbrate and Gorn prepare all of our assets for warp travel, even though we have yet to decide which we are sending.

    Meanwhile, our wraith over Moria is battered by the Morian Defense Force, barely even responding to the attacks. Its explosion is quite dramatic.

    We detect renewed attempts by the Shalmaneser's crew to meet with Kel-Morian command.

    (A battle over Moria will be a pretty awesome way to start out next week, don't you think?)
    >> BERNIE 03/03/11(Thu)02:19 No.14108052
    order the construction of a colossal battering ram

    we will use it to destroy their planetary defenses
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:20 No.14108061
    Also we warp into the Morian system between the Shalmaneser and Moria. This might buy us some more time, as clearly we're interested in the Shalmaneser and not Moria.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:22 No.14108079
    Wouldn't that be if we came out of warp close to the Shalmaneser, and away from Moria?

    Also, I'm still of the opinion of letting our Terran assets handle this, and keeping our Zerg forces close in a staging area, but still out of the system.
    >> TUCAMP 03/03/11(Thu)02:22 No.14108082
    better yet ZERG WORLD MK II, or not.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 03/03/11(Thu)02:23 No.14108090
    Plastic surgery can do wonders for a face, but without knowing what he sounds like and his exact way of thinking, the imitator may be too obviously fake to work.

    (We surely captured dozens of retired and more-or-less-retired generals, but they may be beneath Sakai's notice...)

    (Anyway, I think I'm going to go sleep the sleep of the wicked. You guys have a week to remember, alright?)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/11(Thu)02:23 No.14108092
    Night Cerebrate.
    I'll be coming late next week; please don't let the more impulsive players get our entire Swarm mauled horribly.

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