HOW ELSE DO YOU KNOW HE'S A FUCKING LIBRARIAN

>>14084821
He has two books on his person!

>>14084849
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE, TWO BOOKS IS ASSISTANT LIBRARIAN CRAP

Well he does have another book on his shoulder. And a Force Staff.

I made some improvements to the model.

>>14084900
Much better. He's obviously the chief librarian.

>>14084900
>>14084912
You might say...

>>14084920
That he's quite...

Bookish

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>14084900
I still feel there is room for improvement
he isnt as booksmart as he could be

>>14084931
>>14084900
>>14084912
>>14084920
>>14084925
>>14084931
>>14084937


My God.

damn Ultramarines, this is how you do it!

>>14084967
>Ultramarines

Funny way to spell Dark Angels, broseph.

>>14084967

CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME.

>>14084967
thats a rune priest
not a librarian
he has no books!
Space wolfs cant read

>>14084984

The Emperor himself said Space Marines couldn't have Librarians. Everyone but the Black Templars and Space Wolves are heretics.

>>14085008
no hes against sorcery faggot

I think we're getting there. Maybe some more room for improvement.

>>14084984
He has runes. Runes are writing. His armour is basically a book, only you don't have to fuck around with all this page turning and "oh shit I broke the spine" or "Crap I ripped a page out" or "OH GOD THEY SET MY BOOK ON FIRE WAT DO."
Space Wolves know how to read. Like a wolf.

>>14084900
Good, but not quite enough.

>>14085008

>HENCEFORTH, IT IS MY WILL THAT NO LEGION WILL MAINTAIN A LIBRARIUS DEPARTMENT. ALL ITS WARRIORS AND INSTRUCTORS MUST BE RETURNED TO THE BATTLE COMPANIES AND NEVER AGAIN EMPLOY ANY PSYCHIC POWERS.

>>14085021
>>14085026
combine NOW!

>>14085034
If this is the case WHY do they use them

>>14085037
IT IS DONE

>dwarfing equie
I think so, captcha.

>>14085043

Clearly they are Heretics, who turned against the Emperor and followed the Arch-Heretic Rouboute Guilliman's diabolical tome, the Codex Astartes.

>WOE BETIDE HE WHO IGNORES MY WARNING OR BREAKS WITH ME. HE SHALL BE MY ENEMY AND I WILL VISIT SUCH DESTRUCTION UPON HIM AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS THAT UNTIL THE END OF ALL THINGS HE SHALL RUE THE DAY HE TURNED FROM MY LIGHT

>>14085062
nu ma gawd its beautiful!

>>14085063

*breaks faith

this is what happens when you transcribe the audiobook because you can't copypasta from the physical version.

>>14085016
>>14085034
The NO PSYCHIC POWERS EVAR in A Thousand Sons was IMO Magnus and the Sons overreacting to Emps's condemnation of sorcerery so in their telling of the story they exaggerate his banning.

>>14085037

COMBINE!

>>14085062
I wonder if they still use the Dewey Decimal system in the far future?

>>14085072
what did you do!
Librarian mount for Librarian!

>>14085070

except A Thousand Sons wasn't told from their point of view, and Prospero Burns reveals that there were a bunch of Space Wolves being hidden by the Silent Sisters, in case Magnus "reacted badly" to the judgment.

which >implies the Emperor had made his decision before Nikaea, and would totally have had the Space Wolves wolf Magnus's wolf right then and there.

>>14085089
magnus was a bro, he only turned to chaos cos the emperor is a dick
he warned him ffs!

>>14085072

>>14085072
You.... You double librarian!

>>14085072

My Gurren Is Shiny.

>>14085072
I made >>14085062
and I wholly approve of this development

>>14085072
MUTATION! he has a libarian growing from his ass!

>>14085094
Magnus was a whiny dumbass who thought he was invincible in the face of the fucking Chaos Gods and when his dad, who is far superior to him in both knowledge and psychic ability all but stands outside his pyramid with a megaphone screaming YOU ARE IN OVER YOUR HEAD FOR THE LOVE OF ME STOP THIS SHIT! All he did was go in deeper.

Fucker got what he deserved.

>>14085127
If the emperor had listened to magnus he wouldnt be a corpse now
if he was "more powerful" why didnt he see the heresy!

>>14085135
>>14085135
>>14085135

FFS PEOPLE!
He saw the heresy, ok?

Knowing and believing are two different things. He knew it was happening, he refused to believe it because Horus was his favorite son.

THATS WHY IT HAPPENED.

Now use your damn brain.

>>14085072

Excuse me, but I see a hand that is without a book. Remedy that.

>>14085145
no wonder marines went to chaos, hes a fuckin retard

>>14085156

I'm willing to bet you don't have kids, but if someone told me my son was going to stab me in the back, I'm not sure I'd be inclined to put too much stock into it either, no matter how convincing their argument was.

>wolfs purview
Yes, captcha, I do believe that whatever the spacewolves think is the correct answer.

>>14085153

That hand is for turning the pages.

toasting in epic bread

>>14085156

Yeah, that's why I like the chapters/legions that aren't really into the whole Chaos vs Emprah thing. Like the Night Lords, especially in ADB's series. They're only with Chaos because the Imperium sucks and the Emperor is an asshole. Or the Dark Angels who are just trying to stay in the closet. Or specialists like the Grey Knights and Deathwatch who just keep their heads down and kill what they're supposed to.

>>14085187
He doesn't needs hands for that, HE CAN TURN PAGES WITH HIS BRAIN!

>>14085187
He's a psyker, he can destroy squads of emenies with lightning shot from his dick. Pretty sure he doesn't need to use his hands to turn any pages.

>>14085186
If I was psychic and SAW it was gonna happen I would at least be on my guard

>>14085186
And if that guy was also your son, and known for keeping an eye on everything going on in the galaxy, you'd then tell one of your other sons to go kill him, all his children, and the millions of innocent people they lived near?

>>14085186

You'd probably investigate the claim, especially if another one of your sons made it.

As a side note, The Emperor CAN READ MINDS. Sigh.

>>14085218

>As a side note, The Emperor CAN READ MINDS.

which meant he knew that Magnus had totally made a deal with Tzeentch when he was, like, 12, and the Thousand Sons were pretty much already corrupted. and Magnus broke the Webway Gate, which meant there was a huge battle between a bunch of Custodes, AdMech, Silent Sisterhood, etc and SUDDENLY DAEMONS THOUSANDS OF THEM

>>14085236
It does not change the fact that the warning was real!

>>14085200
>>14085196

So shall it be.

>>14085244

Yeah, well, Daemons in your bedroom vs one of your sons on the other side of the galaxy is a traitor. Priorities, man.

>>14085252

Agreed.

>>14085252
>One of your kids is a bit overconfident, and you should probably tell him about just how mind-fuckingly horrific the warp gods are one of these days since he's going to unintentionally mess up and break something while trying to warn you about an incredibly horrible event, as opposed to the kid you put in charge of the rest of your kids and indeed virtually your entire military and a large chunk of your empire being a traitor who will lead a giant religious coup against you that will topple your empire and it's spirit of brotherhood even if it fails.

Priorities, man.

ITT: The grand librarian makes a debut, followed by 40k parenting strategies.

>>14085279

Well, you know, it's not like the Emperor ever had much of a mind for that "big picture" stuff.

Can this be archived now? My stomach hurts from laughing.

rolled 12 = 12

>>14085326
Of course not, what kind of person trying to build a galaxy-wide empire bothers with shit like strategy, long term planning, priorities and crap?

>>14085310
One thing I think we can ALL agree on, however, is that Orks make TERRIBLE parents.

>>14085250
>Fixed

>>14085376
Terrible, or the best?

Orks don't pressure their kids into doing something. You don't want to fight? Fine, stay a weedy runt. They also encourage their young. "Orks is made for fightin' and winnin'". They even tell their kids they can't lose. Orks aren't helicopter parents. As soon as the kids can take care of themselves, they do. Orks teach their kids to respect authority. Orks teach their kids discipline, because "muckin' about is fer runts".

If my dad was an Ork, things would be different.

>>14085410
Yeah, for one thing you would a) only have one parent, b) that parent has no gender, c) you have no idea who that parent is, d) your parent is almost certainly dead, since i: it's an Ork, and ii: they spore most when they die.

>>14085398

>>14085034

>>14085434
If Orks have no parents, how do they tell 'Yo Momma' jokes?

You know, it might just be me, but what point is a book mounted on a pole in such a way that you can't read it?

>>14085434
All valid points yet you missed out on a rather big one.

That the good sir Poster would BE an Ork.

>>14085480
Magic shoots out of it.

>>14085478
"Yo' 'shroom iz so fat dat da mek boys gon'n think she'z a rok"

A bit like that I would guess

>>14085480
Everything's written backwards to stop non Librarians reading it in almost any context. When the Librarian wants to read it though, he just has to stand in front of the mirror.

BOOKS FOR THE BOOK THRONE

>>14085478
They loot them. Off guardsmen.

Or genestealers. Whatever.

>>14085480
Why, that's simple. The book is a list of battle honours and stuff. In big font. It's not for the librarian to read, it's for his fellow marines to look at and take heart.
The enemies heart, that is.

>>14085456

Almost there... just a little moar...

>>14085490

>>14085550
ITS THE READING RAINBOW

This might have gone too far or maybe not far enough.

>>14085568
OH GOD! I'm clawing out my eyes!

>>14085550
>>14085568
Is that the magic of friendship?

>>14085568

this thread!!!
It must be screencapped in whole

>>14085628
CONVERT!

>>14085575
>>14085613
TAKE A LOOK

>>14085670
And all the words on all the pages in all the books just say "ALWAYS"

So much book. So much Harmony.

>mfw this thread

This is amazing. Posting in an epic thread.

this place has hit me in the sweetspot.

I dont even...

>>14085670
can someone get this one minus the other librarians and rainbows? Sometimes, simplicity is best.

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>>14085780
uhh, what? The entire progression of images in this thread. Just scroll up until you find what you're looking for.

>>14085780
Happy?

>>14085848
Someone, give this man a bolter that fires books at people

See now you've taken it too far, he's no longer a Librarian.

...he's a library.

>>14085866
Full circle man, full circle.

>>14085848
Thank you, sorry for the late thanks, but I was browsing something else

>>14085866
that comment brightened my day a little bit
thank you for that, anon.

>>14085670
It's multiplying!

This thread has been awesome from start to finish. I'm out, but thanks, /tg/ for giving me a new way to carry my DnD gear.

>>14085858
Someone make it shoot books, gun's done.

...I'm going to bed.

>>14085568
>>14085670
>>14085628
did i just get raped?

>>14084849
But that is just plain wrong. He has 3 books on his person and also one scroll.

this thread...

an ironhands librarian would have an ipad strapped to his head

>>14085135

To be fair, up until the part where he was a fucking retard and stood there while Horus beat the shit out of him, the Emperor could have still recovered from the heresy. Hell he could have beamed a fucking nuclear warhead or two onboard the Archtraitor's flagship and he'd be up a primarch. Plus you know, not a fucking invalid. Frankly, for a guy who was all powerful and could see the future and shit, I'm pretty disappointed he didn't have a complete STC or eighteen hidden away in a cave somewhere.

>>14085942

Codex Librarians; coming next summer by Matt Ward.

>>14085942
Behold the chief Librarian of the Imperium

Oh holy shit. The day crowd HAS to see this.

Taking bets on the likelyhood of LibrarianLibrarian riding a Librarian on the flying book armed with bookstaff and Librarianpistol which fires books appearring in the next Matt Ward codex.

BOOOOOOOKS!

Fucking hell, I can't stop laughing at this thread. My sides hurt.

I can't wait for a Scripty thread.

BOOK!

>>14086474
Booktarius Von Bookewright, Chief Librarian of the Dewy Lords most mighty achievement was doling out a late fine upon Khorne Himself. Booktarius carved the ISBN of the stolen tome into the blood god's spine.

I really hope the next Inquisition/Grey Knight codex goes full-retard and lets you throw bibles as a weapon option.

Fuck, the Belmonts have been doing it for decades and nobody's raised an eyebrow, why can't Spess Mehreens?

>>14091815
Did someone miss the 'Dex with the Holy Hand Grenade...?

>>14091823
I want BIBLE FIGHT, dammit!

>>14085670
so that is what happened to the reading rainbow show

>>14091829
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbWTmtNn3zY&feature=related

you guys forgot to add the librarian dreadnought into the mix

like the witch-hunter hero, a librarian with a librarian dreadnought for a chair

I like where this shit is going

will somebody archive it already????????

The book probably says "If you can read this, youre a fag"

>>14092039
>The book
Which one?

>>14086474
This made me laugh like I have never laughed before. My god.
If I had five spare librarians I would already have built this!

I approve

>>14094007
I have five spare Librarians, but not Calgar at the moment. HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT CONSTRUCTING THIS?

I now want to take a Space Marine Librarian and shove a tiny book into the magazine slot on the storm bolter as well as write on his book, in big, bold letters, R-E-A-D -A- B-O-O-K!
Not a sports page, not a magazine, but a book xenos, a fuckin' book, xenos

>>14094007
You're fucking Scriptarius! Greenstuff the bitch and book the shit out of your foes!

Nice

*Can't stop laughing after thinking of horrible pun*
So, Space Marines feel no fear, and never run away from the foe, except that as soon as the Librarian sees an enemy, he books it?
*Yes, I know, terrible pun, but still*

>cecile haliesse
Captcha, this shall be the name of a librarian now.