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    70 KB Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:45 No.14055876  
    Sit a moment, dear listeners, and I shall tell you the tale of the great Apprentice.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:45 No.14055889
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    Not long ago I was a simple shreep-tender, forever toiling in the service of the great wizard Adan, but that tranquil life came crashing down on the day Adan summoned me to his tower.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:46 No.14055898
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    Believing I was to be inducted into the ranks of magic, I accidentally triggered a scroll - the secret of which even mighty Adan could not pierce - and brought a nearby skull back to an ill and nearly mindless half-life!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:47 No.14055921
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    Banished from Adan's sight, I fled to the dungeons beneath his tower, where a creature imprisoned there offered me a shortcut to power - a fell book whose power begged me to use it, even as its malevolent aura drove me to more and more heinous crimes!

    By the next night I had murdered my old rival Jenny the Harlot, brought her corpse back to its own half-life, and witnessed her kill another before I could bind her to my will!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:48 No.14055938
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    Fleeing my only home ahead of Adan's wrath, I encountered for the second time a young sailor, himself leaving town to seek his fortune in the world. Together we traveled downriver, into wild country that had not seen the sword of authority for centuries.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:50 No.14055959
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    Discovering a ruined tower, built by the long-vanished Empire that once kept order in this land, we were set upon by bandits - who in turn were set upon by us! Having been bested, they offered council about the country surrounding us. South was the great southern swamp and beyond them the great southern waste. West was the old kingdom of Ahn, which surely lies crumbling around the tomb of its dead king.

    East, however, lay the mountains, and the treasures of the Empire that were hidden in its vaults at the end of the last great age. Centuries of thieves may have picked the vaults clean, but yet tales hold that some great relics may still be found there, and so we set out for the mountains and their secrets.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:51 No.14055985
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    With me travel the ill fruits of my newfound powers, a skeleton and a zombie, and a strange sailor named James.

    Equipment check:
    One shreep (female, tame, rideable)
    One skeleton helper (Bob)
    One zombie harlot (Jenny)
    One pitchfork (muck-encrusted)
    One book of blasphemies
    One fancy knife (supposedly forged by blind monks of Zaldimar)
    One small pouch (empty)
    One backpack
    Thirty pounds of salted shreep meat
    One twenty-gold coin

    ========
    Spells:
    Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

    Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

    Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible

    =========
    Magical Abilities:
    Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:52 No.14056004
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    Though James insists that he can navigate just as well through this rough forested country as on the open sea, I have my doubts...

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

    To roll, put

    dice 1d12
    or
    noko dice 1d12

    in the email field.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)21:53 No.14056012
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14056004
    rolling
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)21:53 No.14056022
    >>14056012
    well we're off to a good start
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)21:59 No.14056117
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    "I'm *sure* this way is east."

    "...Mostly sure..."

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:00 No.14056130
    >>14056117
    Grab a leaf from the bush and place it in the puddle, rub our metal knife against the shreep (magnetizing it) and place it on the leaf. It will point north
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:01 No.14056137
    >>14056130
    forgot roll
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:03 No.14056157
    >>14056137

    Go anon, go!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:03 No.14056162
    >>14056117
    Reference the sun and time of day to determine actual east.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:04 No.14056170
    >>14056162

    Damn it all.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:05 No.14056176
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14056170
    Son of a bitch, 4chan! I said DICE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:05 No.14056182
    rolled 6 = 6

    Checking dice functionality...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:05 No.14056189
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14056130
    stupid flood detection
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:07 No.14056209
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14056117

    just go in the opposite direction
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:08 No.14056224
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    Though Adan never revealed any magical secrets, he did teach me a plethora of strange wonders of the natural world - including the invisible lines of power that run across the world, detectable only by those who know their secrets!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:13 No.14056307
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    "This'll never work-" James starts, before the flower begins to slowly spin!

    Before our eyes, it seeks out north!

    Now, with your goal in reach, you speed through the rough ground toward the waiting mountains!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:16 No.14056347
    >>14056307
    >lego flower petal

    Nicely done, I was wondering how you were gonna pull that off
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:19 No.14056386
    >>14056307
    >compass rose.jpg

    oh u.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:20 No.14056407
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    Ahead the ground rises and the grass falls away, and beyond that the mountains loom!

    Is there anything you wish to do before you begin ascending the mountains, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:22 No.14056428
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14056407
    Look around for anything useful, other than that idk
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:23 No.14056436
    >>14056407
    Depending upon how far we've come, it maybbe time for lunch and a rest before we begin our upward slog.

    Remind everyone to keep a sharp eye out for those hostile whatevers that we were warned about.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:23 No.14056448
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14056407
    Could we possibly enchant our pitchfork? Or at least scrape the muck off of it.
    >> Ainyoneemousse 02/26/11(Sat)22:24 No.14056454
    rolled 7 = 7

    If our shreep has any wool, we'll need it for the cold climate in the mountains!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:25 No.14056477
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:30 No.14056545
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    While James digs out a piece of shreep meat and busily begins his lunch, I ponder my pitchfork for a moment, then once more call upon the book to grant me power...

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:31 No.14056560
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14056545
    oh boy here we go
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:33 No.14056586
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    >>14056560
    FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:38 No.14056648
    >>14056560
    Awww yeah!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:40 No.14056671
    >>14056545
    ITS WHOLE FAMILY!!! You killed its happyness... its childeren... Bawww nooo the baby shreep... they only wanted to grow up, to be happy... to live... they TRUSTED YOU!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:48 No.14056785
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    With a sharp crack of thunder from the clear sky, the pitchfork is snatched from my hands into the air! At my feet the book flies open and a terrible light shoots forth!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:50 No.14056816
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    Charged with some low evil presence, the pitchfork now clearly radiates magical energy, visible to my second sight! I may be able to snuff its foul glow, but its presence will always be known to my kind!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:51 No.14056829
    (I *could not* get the sfx to look right. Finally I just said "Fuck it, color brush!" and scribbled something)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:52 No.14056853
    >>14056816
    There's always a catch...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:53 No.14056868
    >>14056829
    It looks awesome

    Speed > sfx
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:55 No.14056898
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14056816
    Well, we've had good luck so far, try to learn a new spell from the book
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:55 No.14056899
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14056816
    figure out what the pitchfork can do now
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)22:55 No.14056900
    I'm still getting the hang of what works for magic effects. Up till now I've just gotten by with tricky camera angles.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:56 No.14056912
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14056816
    Hold pitchfork over head
    "By the power of Castle Greyskull..!"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:56 No.14056915
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14056900
    The color brush looks perfect!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)22:58 No.14056931
    >>14056785
    Love me dem special effects
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:00 No.14056962
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    Seized with the rush of power from enchanting my pitchfork, I snatch up the book and hold it aloft, letting the terrible characters drag over my sight and pour their dire power into me!

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:02 No.14056980
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14056962
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:02 No.14056981
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14056962
    Hold onto your butts
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:02 No.14056983
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14056962
    what do we learn?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:03 No.14056991
    >>14056980

    Aww, damnit. I'm sorry, /tg/. I've been fluffing rolls all week. Dunno why I thought it would be different online. D:
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:06 No.14057030
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    ...but the book snaps shut and flings itself from my grip, unwilling to yield any more secrets!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:07 No.14057042
    son of a bitch
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:08 No.14057058
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:09 No.14057069
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14057058
    cast a fireball at >>14056980
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:11 No.14057090
    the book demands sacrifice! we must bathe it in the blood of the innocent, or at least the blood of the next marginally-intelligent thing to cross our path.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:11 No.14057091
    >>14057058
    Well... nothing for it but to grab some shreep meat, snack, and move on, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:11 No.14057092
    >>14057069
    This will be interesting.
    >> Anonymoose 02/26/11(Sat)23:11 No.14057095
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14057058
    Are we prepared? If so, then TO THE MOUNTAINS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:11 No.14057103
    >>14056991

    You seem to have angered the dice gods, repent immediately! see >>14057069 as proof
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:12 No.14057132
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    Flush with inarticulate rage, I thrust my hands to the air and curse the gods, flinging fire at the sky!

    Jenny bellows in fear and runs away from my tantrum.

    To the mountains, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:13 No.14057140
    >>14057132
    Hahahaha!
    >> Anonymoose 02/26/11(Sat)23:14 No.14057168
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14057132
    To the mountains!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:15 No.14057186
    >>14057132
    Yup.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:19 No.14057235
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    "Be on your guard, Lady," James says as he steps up onto the rocky scree.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:19 No.14057240
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14057132
    Go to the nearest blacksmith and steal a sword.
    >> Anonymoose 02/26/11(Sat)23:20 No.14057246
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14057235
    Now on guard
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:20 No.14057254
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    "They say there are Wolves about."


    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:21 No.14057263
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14057254
    Go ahead.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:21 No.14057266
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14057254
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:32 No.14057407
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    I cannot help but feel that we are being watched as we move through the narrow pass...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:34 No.14057431
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    "I feel it too," James says quietly, "but I don't think we're in any real danger. Yet."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:37 No.14057466
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    We round a corner and suddenly stand in a cleared space twenty paces on a side, carved into the mountainside! In front of me, rearing high above my head waits the ancient arches, carved by artisans dead for centuries.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:37 No.14057467
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14057431
    Kill them. Kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:38 No.14057477
    >>14057466
    Call up our witchlight and stride boldly into the caverns!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:38 No.14057484
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14057466
    Knock and/or ring the doorbell
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:39 No.14057494
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14057466

    Have Bob scout ahead.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:40 No.14057498
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14057484
    >>14057266
    >>14057069
    >>14056981
    >>14056560
    Fuck me I'm on fire tonight!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:48 No.14057597
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:50 No.14057632
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:51 No.14057640
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:51 No.14057647
    >>14057640
    My god.

    Hell shreep.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:52 No.14057658
    >>14057640
    He want's to impregnate our shreep!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/26/11(Sat)23:54 No.14057691
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    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:55 No.14057701
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14057691

    >fleshlight.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:55 No.14057704
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14057691
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:56 No.14057708
    >>14057691
    ROBUST EVERYTHING IN THE NAME OF THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
    >> Anonymous 02/26/11(Sat)23:57 No.14057723
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14057691
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:05 No.14057815
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    Deeper and deeper into the catacombs we pass, and everywhere are the works of vandals and time. I shine my witchlight into the dim beyond a fallen arch, when suddenly-
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:07 No.14057852
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    - a snarling face lunges out of the darkness, swinging a sword at me!

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:08 No.14057866
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14057852
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:08 No.14057871
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14057852
    ENCHANTED PICK TO THE GONADS!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:09 No.14057878
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>14057852

    SKEWER HIM
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:09 No.14057884
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14057852
    pitchfork-to-the-face time
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:10 No.14057891
    >>14057878
    skewer yourself, apparently
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:10 No.14057900
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14057852
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:11 No.14057916
    >>14057640
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:12 No.14057925
    >>14057871
    LISTEN TO HIM
    >>14057878
    NOT HIM
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:15 No.14057961
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    Reflexively, I duck low and feel the blade pass just over my head, before driving my pitchfork forward and spearing the creature underneath his belly!

    The monster gives a roar of pain and rage and swings his sword again!

    Roll a d12 for whatever you or your companions do, Apprentice!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:16 No.14057977
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14057961
    stab it again!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:17 No.14057981
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14057961
    Attempt to bind the creature to my will using magic
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:17 No.14057983
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14057961

    sexy orgy time
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:17 No.14057992
    >>14057981
    >throw a pokeball
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:20 No.14058025
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    What now???
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:21 No.14058034
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14058025

    Fireball to the face, then stab a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:21 No.14058035
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14058025
    Tackle it, disarm it, and rape it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:22 No.14058038
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14058025
    Call Bob and the pirate to aid you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:22 No.14058040
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14058025
    Roll to the left
    Recover footing
    MAGIC! Fire hand magic thing in his face!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:22 No.14058044
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    >>14058025
    FIREBALL!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:23 No.14058056
    rolled 3, 12 = 15

    >>14058025
    Fireball in his face, and have James bash him with his sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:25 No.14058083
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14058025
    Already on the floor
    Might as well dance the dinosaur
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:26 No.14058093
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    I drop my pitchfork and desperately fling a handful of fire at it, but the creature raises his shield and blocks it!

    "Witch!" he bellows!

    Behind me, James rushes forward!

    Roll a d12 and link to this post for James, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:27 No.14058102
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14058093
    good luck James!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:27 No.14058104
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14058093
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:33 No.14058169
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:34 No.14058180
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:38 No.14058219
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:39 No.14058231
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14058219
    Attempt to raise it as an undead minion
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:40 No.14058237
    >>14058219
    Loot his helmet and sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:40 No.14058241
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    >>14058219
    needs more ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:42 No.14058256
    >>14058231
    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:45 No.14058294
    >>14058231
    this.

    ARISE, HEADLESS ORC SERVANT, AND GIVE US YOUR STUFF! LEAD US TO YOUR FANCY HATS!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:46 No.14058304
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    "What are you doing, don't touch that thing! Probably full of diseases," James protests.

    "Quiet, you," I cut him off, raising my hands over the orc's body.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:46 No.14058306
    >>14058219
    search him for loot!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:48 No.14058336
    headless orc will probably not be very proficient with his current gear, seeing as how he is headless and doesn't really need it.

    divide the armor and weapons between Skeleton Bob and Sailor James so that they may do battle.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:48 No.14058337
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    "I'm about to perform a miracle."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:51 No.14058377
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    Nightmarish forces gather about me, and the red witchlight stretches out, pulling the last spatters of the orc's consciousness together into a horrid pastiche of thought!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:52 No.14058390
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    The corpse twitches as the spirit enters it...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:53 No.14058394
    EXCELLENT!

    Our undead army grows!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:53 No.14058400
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    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:54 No.14058406
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14058400
    Fix his head, give the helmet to James or Bob
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)00:56 No.14058427
    >>14058400
    Give him his sword and shield back. He'll need them to kill our enemies.

    And loot anything else he has, like coins or food.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)00:59 No.14058458
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    "I dunno, I've never really used a shield before..."

    Bob, meanwhile, stares at the sword in his hand with seeming recognition!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:01 No.14058473
    While killing random encounters is cool and all, I think we need to focus.
    How about we do some research- maybe see if we can get Jenny back to semi normalcy?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:01 No.14058479
    >>14058458
    James seems unaccustomed to heavy armor, but Bob seems receptive. perhaps we should throw the shield and helmet on him?

    BUT IF WE DO...

    DILEMMA, THY NAME IS COWBOY HAT.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:01 No.14058480
    >>14058458
    Give the shield to Bob, sailors don't use them
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:02 No.14058492
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14058458
    check our new headless friend for a bow, or crossbow, and if not on him check nearby. A quiver with no means to use it...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:03 No.14058509
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:04 No.14058517
    >>14058492
    Put cowboy hat on Jenny

    Problem solved
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:07 No.14058547
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    Hidden in a crack in the cavern wall, I discover a prize - a wicked-looking orcish bow!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:10 No.14058579
    >>14058547
    Excellent!

    ...is the orc zombie a decent archer? Because you throw fireballs, and everyone else seem like melee types.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:12 No.14058594
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    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:12 No.14058601
    >>14058579
    >is the orc zombie a decent archer?

    No.

    BRB system restart.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:14 No.14058641
    >>14058594
    Is James a good archer?

    If so, give him the bow and give Bob the Helmet
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:15 No.14058653
    >>14058601
    Well, let's see. Sailor Man might know how to shoot; naval combat is big on ranged weaponry. Let's ask.

    Then, after distributing weapons appropriately or stowing them because they're useless, proceed deeper into the caverns! We must find ancient knowledge and shit or die trying, in which case we'll raise ourselves as undead and continue trying more!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:15 No.14058656
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14058594
    Give the bow to the orc and venture forth!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:16 No.14058659
    >>14058594
    Do we have an immediate goal at this point?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:16 No.14058669
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14058594

    Have our new orc slave lead the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:18 No.14058691
    >>14058659
    Immediate Goal: Look for treasure (read: fancy hats) and build our powers

    Long-term goal: World Domination
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:22 No.14058736
    >>14058691
    World Domination*

    *in Lego terminology, this merely means having the fanciest hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:23 No.14058751
    POP POP THAT PUSSY
    POP THAT PUSSY BABY
    POP POP THAT PUSSY
    POP THAT PUSSY BABY
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:26 No.14058801
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    "A bow, eh?"

    Roll a d12 and link to this post to see how well James can shoot!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:27 No.14058831
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14058801
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:28 No.14058848
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>14058801
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:29 No.14058858
    >>14058831
    ...fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:29 No.14058863
    rolled 6 = 6

    Well, he can always practice along the way
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:29 No.14058865
    >>14058801
    >>14058831
    >>14058848
    allow him to keep the bow for comedic value. nothing can go wrong.

    besides, the arrow is molded to the string anyways.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:32 No.14058902
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    "Eh, not my thing."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:35 No.14058917
    rolled 5 = 5

    We'll figure out what to do with the bow later, we can always sell it

    Give the helmet to Bob, he'll be our Undead Hell Knight

    Onwards!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:38 No.14058955
    FOR ADVENTURE, FOR FUTU- for whatever it is we're doing lately! FANCY HATS!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:39 No.14058958
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    I look around at the beings I've drawn into my strange new life - a grim parody of one's normal circle of friends.

    Power beyond reckoning stands at the edge of my reach, even though the things I do for it may consume my soul and damn me to an eternity of torment, and still I press forth! Once I was merely a shreep tender, but now I raise my face to the gods and deny them as they have denied me!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:40 No.14058971
    >>14058958
    >inb4 cliffhanger with that fucking white knight
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:44 No.14059017
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    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:46 No.14059045
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059017
    FOR ADVENTURE!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:50 No.14059090
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    Give the helmet to Bob.
    Give James his old pirate hat.
    Give the cowboy hat to Jenny or use it yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:53 No.14059120
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    >>14059090
    More like keep them all for ourself
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:55 No.14059152
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    "Ah, Throv, you are back."

    From beyond the rocky frame of the hall, a voice calls out!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:56 No.14059161
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14059152
    Stab him in the back.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:57 No.14059166
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14059152
    Use magic to turn him into a walking bomb

    ALLUH AHKBAR!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)01:57 No.14059172
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    "This door continues to vex u- hey, what happened to you?"

    "I smell shreep!"

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:57 No.14059174
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14059152
    pretend to be throv's voice. Answer him back.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:58 No.14059191
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059172

    Diplomacy check!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:59 No.14059202
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14059172
    SEND IN THE ZOMBIES!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:59 No.14059206
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14059172
    fireball!!!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:01 No.14059230
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    "Something's wrong. Throv, what happened to you?"

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Apprentice...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:02 No.14059235
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14059230
    Zombie attack

    Throw Jenny at them while the orc bites the nearest one's head off
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:02 No.14059241
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14059230
    Walk out and act the dark mistress of untold powers. Fire flashing at your hands, declare that his fate is that of all who dare to challenge you. Have the zombies ready to charge in if they are hostile instead of cowed.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:03 No.14059250
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14059230
    Pretend to be throv's voice
    "I just had to take a whizz, now what's this about the door?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:04 No.14059256
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    Roll a d12 for whatever Bob does!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:05 No.14059264
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14059256
    Enchant Bob with magic
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:06 No.14059275
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14059256
    Bob kills everthing
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:06 No.14059279
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14059256
    Why is our orc zombie not giving Bob backup? BOB GETS BACKUP FROM ORC ZOMBIE.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:12 No.14059350
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    Roll a d12 for whatever Bob, Jenny, your orc, you, and anyone else does, please!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:14 No.14059367
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14059350
    We use the book to give our zombies unmatched unholy strength and fury!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:14 No.14059372
    >>14059350
    People can roll separately if you want.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:14 No.14059373
    rolled 6, 8, 5, 2, 5 = 26

    >>14059350
    Fireball, attack, attack, attack, attack
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:14 No.14059379
    rolled 12, 10, 9, 11 = 42

    >>14059350
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:15 No.14059385
    >>14059373
    Now I'm rolling like shit

    WHAT HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME DICE GODS!?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:15 No.14059388
    rolled 12, 11, 2 = 25

    >>14059350
    Test out our pitchfork on the orc that's about to hit jenny, and have zombie orc and bob finish off the other orc
    >> dice 12 Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:18 No.14059428
    the orcs are well armored, our squishy undead cannot hope to triumph against their resilience.

    ERGO, WE MUST LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. FLAMING ORC ZOMBIE ATTACK
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:19 No.14059432
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14059350
    James sneaks around behind the orcs and steals their shit/stabs them in the back/finds an awesome new hat. I'm not particular, really.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:24 No.14059490
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    Jenny leaps at the second orc as he brings his sword to bear, knocking him backwards with a ferociousness that disturbs even me!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:26 No.14059501
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    But then...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:28 No.14059522
    >>14059501
    >old lucky
    iseewhatyoudidthere
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:28 No.14059523
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    With a sickening *crack* Bob's head goes flying off into the darkness!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:29 No.14059538
    >>14059523
    TOLD YOU TO GIVE HIM THE HELMET GOD DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:29 No.14059541
    >>14059523
    We, uh. We can fix that, Bob, don't worry.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:30 No.14059546
    >>14059523

    BOB

    AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:31 No.14059559
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14059523

    "They'll fix you.They fix everything"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:33 No.14059569
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:34 No.14059577
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:35 No.14059586
    >>14059577
    Everyone's losing their head around here today.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:37 No.14059609
    >>14059577
    good on you, sailor- but lay off the collateral damage will ya? Everything we put down we gotta pick back up.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:37 No.14059610
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:40 No.14059631
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    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:40 No.14059634
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059631
    Raise our fallen enemies back up into a mockery of life- as our slaves!

    Considering that we didn't even need the book for it last time, I think we've got a new spell.

    Actually, raise two of the orcs as zombies, and try to use the book to call up the third one as a shade so that he can tell us all he knew. Rolling for that.

    Also, find Bob's head and give it back to him. Poor guy, so abused.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:41 No.14059636
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059631
    Loot.

    Reanimate.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:41 No.14059639
    rolled 3, 12, 11 = 26

    >>14059631
    Loot, reanimate, find bob's head, in that order
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:43 No.14059647
    dip the book in the orc blood, perhaps the slaughter will please our unholy patron, or get him soggy.

    attempt to raise the bar by raising a sentient undead orc knight, we won't be able to win every fight on the merit of bum rushing, we need a little autonomy on the roster.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:49 No.14059675
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    The four orcs now under my necromantic thrall stand in a cluster behind me as James and I turn over their weapons and armor for useful pieces.

    Who will take what, Apprentice?

    (I'll give you a minute to discuss it)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:51 No.14059686
    >>14059675
    I'm thinking that James gets whatever he wants, and the rest of it stays in the hands of our zombie thugs- because armored zombies are just that much scarier, and we're not really much for armor. Though Bob can have anything he seems to like, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:52 No.14059694
    >>14059675
    Armor Bob up and let James pick what he wants
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:53 No.14059698
    We forgot to fix Bob.

    Bob gets the armour while the Orcs get whatever they where wearing while they where alive.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:53 No.14059702
    Bob in full plate.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:55 No.14059711
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14059675
    Bob gets full plate armor, shield and weapon.Use the helmet with the faceplate.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:56 No.14059717
    >>14059675
    We definitely need to armor up our skelebro

    Oh and get his head back
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:57 No.14059718
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059711
    I mean let Bob use it.The one with eye slits.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:57 No.14059719
    HOW DID I MISS THIS?!q
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:57 No.14059720
    So James has no qualms about us being a necromancer?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:57 No.14059721
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    Bob's head turns out to be right behind Jenny...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:59 No.14059731
    >>14059721
    Look out for that door!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)02:59 No.14059733
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    ...and this is no doubt the door the orcs spoke of.

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)02:59 No.14059736
    >>14059721
    have Jenny pick up Bob's skull.

    that's one of those rotating panel wall sections with the hinge pin in the middle, you sly fucker. my Lego-fu is wise to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:00 No.14059739
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14059733
    Open Sesame?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:01 No.14059741
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    >>14059720
    >So James has no qualms about us being a necromancer?

    James is surprisingly laid-back about the whole undead thing.

    He also doesn't seem to mind eating raw shreep.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:02 No.14059746
    >>14059736

    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:03 No.14059760
    rolled 7, 9 = 16

    Order the ork zombies to break it down

    If that doesn't work, look in out book for anything useful

    Rolling for both respectively
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:04 No.14059766
    rolled 5 = 5

    I thought it was one of those rotating pieces as well...

    Get Bob and the Orcs their stuff and ask the Orcs to open the door. Maybe they still know how.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:05 No.14059774
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14059733
    Speak "friend" and enter?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:06 No.14059779
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    "I don't think it's just going to open if you ask it to. Those orcs seemed pretty forceful."

    What will you do now, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:07 No.14059791
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059733
    ask the crew for their opinions
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:08 No.14059801
    >>14059779
    use second sight and ghost light, perhaps the door has some hidden nature.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:08 No.14059802
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14059779
    Burn it down with fire. Surely you can open a DRAGON EMPIRE door with fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:09 No.14059810
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>14059741

    Heat the door with our fire spell

    As the air cools it, the stone will crack and break in half

    ROLLING FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:11 No.14059817
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    "Hey, what's that up there?"

    James directs my eye to something carved into the wall above our heads. Raising my glow to see, strange characters are illuminated...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:14 No.14059837
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    Ancient letters, a warning of some kind, carved in the tongue of the Dragon Empire!

    Roll a d12 and link to this post if you want to try and decipher them!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:14 No.14059840
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059837
    Read it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:15 No.14059843
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14059837
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:15 No.14059847
    >>14059840
    LIKE A BOSS
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:15 No.14059850
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    >>14059840
    LIKE A BOSS
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:17 No.14059861
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    "Stand back," I tell James.

    "If you thought the trick with the flower was interesting..."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:18 No.14059865
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    "...Watch and see what else science can do."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:19 No.14059876
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    I love this quest so much
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:22 No.14059889
    rolled 12 = 12

    Maybe we should have read the warning before opening the door.

    What's the worst that could happen?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:22 No.14059890
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    For a moment there is nothing, and then deep cracks begin to stream across the stone...

    And then...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:24 No.14059901
    >>14059890
    >filename
    I see that, LQ.
    I also see you're not reading that warning, like a boss. For shame.

    (This whole quest feels a little...skippy.)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:27 No.14059915
    >>14059901
    We did tell him to open the door first.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:27 No.14059916
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    "Let's go," I say, as I pick my way over the still-steaming rocks.

    "Hey, wait," James protests. "What does that carving say?"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:28 No.14059920
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    "That there's a great weapon inside."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:29 No.14059931
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059920
    O, great. I assume this weapon has a bad temper...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:30 No.14059936
    >>14059920
    Man, we're getting evil pretty quick! Deceiving our followers, that's a long step down the dark road, Apprentice...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:31 No.14059942
    >>14059936
    says Gameface, not Pokerface, Anon. I don't think we're lying.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:31 No.14059945
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    >>14059901

    Suddenly a figure moves from the shadows to the doorway in front of me!

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:31 No.14059946
    >>14059889
    >>14059931
    Why do I roll twelves on useless posts?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:32 No.14059950
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059945

    Mind control spell
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:32 No.14059955
    Shit, what did the warning ACTUALLY SAY? Important to know for how we respond!

    Default response is to prepare for combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:32 No.14059956
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14059945

    Diplomacy check!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:33 No.14059957
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059945
    "Hello. I am your master now."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:33 No.14059960
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>14059945
    Battle Pose! Necromancer army, Ginyu Force combination stance of justice!

    Then say "who goes there?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:33 No.14059961
    >>14059950

    AND MY 3 ROLL STREAK IS BROOOOOOKKKKEEEEENNNN
    >> warnsbargTheRetailFag !!zklBGYZv989 02/27/11(Sun)03:33 No.14059963
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    >>14059950
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:34 No.14059966
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14059945
    Kindly introduce ourselves. Ask if it wants to join us. Offer it an Orc heart.

    Gather a lion and a scarecrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:35 No.14059972
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14059945
    Oh shit, that bitch be wearin Mamluke Armor. Fucking Sarranids
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:37 No.14059981
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    >>14059972
    >Come from the desert
    >Advicesarranid
    >Create stronger knights than Swadians

    Am so confus.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:37 No.14059982
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:38 No.14059987
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    >>14059950

    Oh boy. I hope it's another girl. Hot, evil Apprentice lesbian action with a hypnoslave would be tickling my fetish something fierce.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:38 No.14059989
    >>14059982

    Fuck yeah! Zap that mind, Apprentice! Zap it good!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:39 No.14059993
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14059963
    >>14059972
    >>14059981
    We're nearing the image limit.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:39 No.14059995
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    "Well, howdy folks!"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:40 No.14059999
    >>14059995
    ...

    I am speechless.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:42 No.14060007
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    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:42 No.14060013
    >>14059995
    wat
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:42 No.14060018
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>14060007

    Honestly, didn't think that spell would work.

    Ask him who does he serve?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:43 No.14060019
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>14060007
    >>14059999
    First I'll point out my quads.

    Then I'll get on with the talking. Ask who he is, what he's doing here, introduce ourselves, and so on.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:44 No.14060022
    >>14060007
    Give a delighted and ever so slightly creepy laugh.

    Once that's out of your system, introduce yourself and have him start telling you about this place.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:44 No.14060023
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14060007
    Identify yourself, would you please
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:44 No.14060024
    rolled 11 = 11

    Ask him what he was doing inside that cave, and if there are any treasures or weapons nearby.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:47 No.14060032
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    "I serve none but the call of exploration! I've been delving these mountains for months - this is the last unspoiled vault!"

    "But as much as I've tried, I can't get its treasure free!"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:50 No.14060046
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14060032
    Spirit of Adve...Exploration you say!?

    I like you
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:50 No.14060050
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>14060032
    Offer to help him. We'll divide the loot eaqually between all men.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:51 No.14060053
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    rolled 8 = 8

    >>14060032
    That guy is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:51 No.14060054
    rolled 7 = 7

    Looks like one little apprentice is about to get spit roasted.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)03:51 No.14060055
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    "My name is Calus, of the eastern fringe, and if I am correct, you can use magic."

    "Perhaps you can devil this relic free."

    The man uses that word, and I know not whether he can see the true form of my magic power...

    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:51 No.14060056
    >>14060032
    Nothing shall stand between us and what we desire. What's the problem?

    Also, what's your name? Or should we just call you "mind slave"?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:53 No.14060064
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>14060055
    We split it 80/20
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:53 No.14060068
    >>14060055
    Proceed confidently forward, minions in tow. Tear whatever secrets this vault possesses from its ruins.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:53 No.14060071
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14060055
    Well we need to establish some sort of agreement before we proceed

    I'll feel bad if we kill this guy without him deserving it, he seems awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:54 No.14060072
    >>14060064
    I'm pretty sure we split it 100/0, our favor. Why would we give others anything when we could have it all for ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:54 No.14060077
    rolled 5 = 5

    I hope it's an airship with sharks and propellers...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:55 No.14060082
    >>14060053
    Are you a fool? QUIT POSTING IMAGES, YOU'RE TAKING UP THE LIMIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:57 No.14060095
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14060082
    We can always start a new thread, cool your jets
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:58 No.14060104
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14060072
    Because he has a sextant

    If he didn't, I'd be with you 110%
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)03:58 No.14060112
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>14060077
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUNT IT!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:05 No.14060146
    rolled 6 = 6

    Water is a nice beverage.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:06 No.14060157
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    "There it is..."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:07 No.14060160
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>14060157
    My god...

    Is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:07 No.14060161
    it's a chest

    it's not a alien snarklemas xeno antenna guys it's just a chest, calm down
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:08 No.14060174
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    "For what it's worth."


    What will you do, Apprentice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:08 No.14060177
    >>14060157
    Examine it. Carefully, with our second sight and all knowledge that we learned from Adan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:09 No.14060181
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14060174
    >THE BLACK LONGSWORD

    PULL THAT FUCKER OUT AND BECOME KING OF ENGLAND!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:09 No.14060186
    calm down guys it's not an antenna and it's not a dildo just calm down and roll

    i mean it can't be, right, we just gotta
    calm
    down
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:10 No.14060193
    rolled 5 = 5

    Bob will be our champion! Our undead knight who will wield the dark blade to do our bidding!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:10 No.14060195
    >>14060181
    !!!

    CALM
    THE FUCK
    DOWN
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:11 No.14060199
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >>14060181
    nothing but 3's until now, mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:12 No.14060210
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>14060181
    >>14060199
    WHOA HOLY SHIT
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:14 No.14060221
    >>14060199
    Y'all new to this quest? Quit posting images, those are reserved for the OP. He takes a lot of pictures for us.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:14 No.14060222
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    It glimmers with some faint trace of magic, but not much...

    As I wrap my fingers around it, the heavy iron seems to tremble with the weight of the long ages it has borne.

    With one sharp tug...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:15 No.14060230
    >>14060195
    IT'S THE BLACK SOWRD!!!!

    IT'S ONLY IN LIKE 1 LEGO SET
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:17 No.14060242
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    It is mine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:18 No.14060255
    >>14060242
    The artefact...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:19 No.14060264
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>14060242

    WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING UPSIDE-DOWN CHEST?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:20 No.14060270
    >>14060242
    The mystical black, 2 foot dildo.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:20 No.14060271
    >>14060264
    Nothing, it's pulling double duty as the stone for the sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:21 No.14060279
    >>14060242
    Nothing will stand in our way now! Armies will fall and cities will burn! The Wizard Adan and the Witch of the West will bow before us and pray for forgiveness!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:24 No.14060303
    And then Calus of the eastern fringe demands a portion of the treasure.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:24 No.14060307
    wrap up time? It's 1:24 here
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:26 No.14060315
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    Now, does this look like an adequate setup for gear distribution?

    By the way, one of them had a spear strapped to his back.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:26 No.14060316
    >>14060303
    He can have it...

    If you know what I mean...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:26 No.14060321
    >>14060307
    Pah, that hardly matters. Dark powers are best explored in the hours of darkness in any case.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:26 No.14060322
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    >>14060242
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:27 No.14060324
    >>14060307
    Yup, I just want to get this codified before we quit for the night.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:27 No.14060326
    >>14060315
    Bob should have the plate armour. Other than that it's fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:27 No.14060329
    >>14060315
    Give Bob the armor
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:27 No.14060337
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>14060315

    I think the hat is better on the orc. Jenny is disturbing with it on.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:28 No.14060343
    >>14060315
    Give bob the orc's plate armour
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:35 No.14060399
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    And so I stand, in the deep catacombs where the ruined Empire once sought to hoard its fortunes in the last waning days of the old age...

    Around me are a steadily-growing legion of undead, and a pair of men whose strange fates seem an even match for my own. What the future holds I cannot say, but every day that I perform more dark miracles my confidence grows...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:35 No.14060403
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    TO BE CONTINUED
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:37 No.14060414
    Whoo! That was a long game, but I had a lot of fun. Hope I kept people on the edge of their seats!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:38 No.14060426
    >321 posts and 99 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

    Awesome quest as usual, OP. I can't wait to see where this'll lead the Apprentice.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:40 No.14060442
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    And yes, you now have the famous black sword, which was available in only a single set.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:42 No.14060458
    Is this archived yet?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:42 No.14060464
    And I apologize for the parts that might have seemed choppy. I wanted to cover a lot of ground tonight, so I tried to bend the flow of the story to accommodate both the dictation and get to the climax.

    By the way, congratulations to all the anons who rolled 12s right when it was most dramatic.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:43 No.14060469
    >>14060442

    When will the next installment of LQ be?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)04:44 No.14060477
    >>14060464
    when will the next quest be?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:53 No.14060549
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    >>14060469
    >>14060477

    Ahhh... well, that depends.

    I might run another episode of Apprentice Quest during the week (say, around 19:00-23:00 board time), or possibly some After the Brick. Which is post-ablockalyptic.

    Otherwise, I will probably run a game next Saturday, around the same time as this one started.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)04:54 No.14060551
    >329 posts and 101 images omitted

    Feels good, man.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/27/11(Sun)05:13 No.14060676
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    And yes, this thread has been archived:

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

    Goodnight, /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)07:25 No.14061270
    Good job on the quest, and goodnight.



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