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    47 KB Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:17 No.13982719  
    During a night of drinking a friend of mine proposed what he honestly believed (at the time) was the world's greatest gaming system. I'm going to dump the tiny amount of notes for this dream system. It is called CAR LESBIANS.

    Also, some sort of shitty homebrew general thread I guess?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:20 No.13982744
    THE PREMISE: You have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding your car and making your car awesome.

    There are only two stats. These are Hotness and Car, and both are ranked 1-10 with normal people having a five in both (average looks / people carrier). Having a ten in each stat would make you smoking hot / give you a turbo-charged custom built bond car.

    Its a dice pool system. You roll a d6 for every point you have with 4+ being a success, 6+ two successes, and each 1 is -1 success. If you get below 0 successes you have a critical failure.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:21 No.13982755
    And what would you do in said system? Just go around and have sex with other lesbians with cars?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:22 No.13982766
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    And that's it. We could make it a fully fledged system by adding a car modifying system and competition system, I suppose turning the game into some sort of westernized /o/ themed Maid RPG.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:23 No.13982769
    Yeah, that's about it. Top Gear with lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:23 No.13982774

    so everyone is modding their Subaru?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)10:25 No.13982794
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    I am 100% in favor of this game.

    >I am Ashilea and my car can whup any F1 racer.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:27 No.13982806
    Maybe they can plan high-speed heists and illegal street racing. Like those fast and furious films but with more lesbian.

    And I bet Vin Diesel would play it...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:28 No.13982814
    I like the premise. It seems like a very rules light system, so lets keep it that way.
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 02/21/11(Mon)10:31 No.13982836
    >THE PREMISE: You have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding your car and making your car awesome.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:31 No.13982842
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    This is an awesome idea.

    Let's roll with it, /co/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:32 No.13982849
    Oh, shit, I mean /tg/!!

    I'm sorry! Really!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:33 No.13982853

    Gentlemen there is a traitor among us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:33 No.13982856
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:34 No.13982857
    This reminds me.
    Did we decide how we feel about /co/ and /x/ being together?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:34 No.13982859
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    Uh huh.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:34 No.13982861
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:36 No.13982868

    Wait wait wait wait wait a minute, I left for a week and this happened ?

    How that happened ? /ck/ left /co/ and he took advantage of /x/ while we weren't looking ?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:36 No.13982870
    I think we decided that we can sacrifice our love for /x/ for /co/'s happiness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:37 No.13982878
    So, is /ck/ single again? I really want to get back with /ck/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:37 No.13982879
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    I see this system as something like Overdrift, only with hot lesbians instead of the Duncan Brothers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:38 No.13982880
    We found a photo of a guy in a trenchcoat and hat (something like that) with /x/, it resembles /co/ but some people say it was /b/ shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:39 No.13982885
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:40 No.13982891
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    Since Maid got mentioned in the fourth post, I'd like to say that I really liked the random tables and how players could create random events by spending favor/exp.

    Genning your CAR LESBIAN should involve some random tables, and there should be a big list of rollable random events that the GM or players can create.

    >Rolled 63 : HELGA the East German lescar champion appears!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:40 No.13982892
    >my face when an awesome idea is sidetracked by terrible meta-board shenanigans.
    >> Dantalaeon !!2TQS185pmIh 02/21/11(Mon)10:40 No.13982893
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    That's a dude, isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:42 No.13982903
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    Yes. And..?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:42 No.13982905

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:42 No.13982906

    Does a dick make you a dude?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:42 No.13982907
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    Forgot my face
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:44 No.13982917

    Yes and being born with YX chromosomes does too.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:44 No.13982918
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:46 No.13982934
    Multitrack drifting.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 02/21/11(Mon)10:46 No.13982935
    I am gazing at this thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:46 No.13982937
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    Basic ideas so far:

    Two stats. Hotness. Car.
    Simple d6 dice pool game.
    Some sort of silly Competition system.
    Random event table, and randomized chargen.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:46 No.13982939
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    ... so I'm picturing something that's vaguely like a cross between Initial D and Shoujo Kakumei Utena.

    Not sure if want.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:47 No.13982942
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    Because tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:47 No.13982946
    I am currently diverting the contents of my Swiss bank account to fund this game.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:48 No.13982951
    I'm wondering what to use instead of favor. It should be rewarded for awesome ideas and imagination. Maybe it could be awarded for describing awesome car stunts or when a character reaches a relationship milestone with one of their many lesbian lovers?

    It could be called Stunt? Or Power of Love?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:49 No.13982954
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:50 No.13982957

    You spend points of Drift.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:51 No.13982963
    How will my +1 Spinning Rims work in this system?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:52 No.13982974
    OK, so as you drift in races, you gain points of Drift that let you perform superhuman abilities. You sidestep into new dimensions, charm people with a magical inner glow, and up your game with the local nubile young lesbian scene. This in turn creates an extra mechanical effect on your racing. Perhaps you can recruit lovers into your race crew.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:52 No.13982978
    I am donating my bone marrow to finance this game.

    Also: Trunk should be a subcategory stat, used for both Hotness and Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:53 No.13982979
    +1 to social rolls against type (hoodrat)
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:54 No.13982986
    Misc. upgrades might offer small rerolls. Alternatively, if they're tasteful they might be of use when seducing other LESCAR drivers.

    Oh shit - how about allowing PCs to attempt seduction mid-race?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:55 No.13982991
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:55 No.13982995
    Anon this is the best idea you've ever had.
    "I want to seduce the other driver"
    "Okay what do you do."
    "I rip off my shirt and press my naked breast against the window and make eye contact." Rolls 6s
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)10:58 No.13983016
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    Makes sense, the only time they show up should mostly be races and pre-race tough talk. If they show up during social events it should be limited to tense tough-girl talk as the players and their lovers have a tense stand-off with their rivals and their lovers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:04 No.13983057
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    So your Hotness helps you recruit a sexy team of automotive experts (and distract other drivers mid-race) while Car helps you race and effects social prestige.

    When you do crazy shit in your car you earn Drift, which lets you perform almost magical feats. I think there should be a bonus stat for social awesomeness too.

    I was going to suggest some sort of out of car combat rules but I realise that would be stupid. All fights should end up as either high speed drifts or tense make-out sessions. Both are covered by Hotness and Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:05 No.13983062
    These need new in-game terms.
    I propose
    Hotseat or Shotgun, depending on who is driving.
    Debbies or Heathers, varying by temperament.
    Diesels or Wrench-Wenches.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:06 No.13983064
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:07 No.13983071
    The system is so rules lite there's little else to do. I think what we should really crack down with is making up suitably awesome random events and random character gen stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:09 No.13983091
    Random Event: While sexxing up one of your lovers, halfway through you realize it is actually your rival in a wig! The treachery! She attempts to steal your car keys and run out.
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:12 No.13983111
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    >Rolled 23. Sexy Party. A wealthy playboy (or playmistress?) has moved into the city and is hosting a giant party, and all the biggest racers are attending.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:13 No.13983115

    Music for the game anyone familiar with Top Gear will get it
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:15 No.13983128
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    >Random Event #169
    >You have been doxed on an image board by one of your enemies! The growing horde of basement dwellers can only be defeated by a successful Hotness [tits] or Car [gtfo] check.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:17 No.13983140
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    RE #77: A new, mute, mysterious racer shows up in town and challenges everyone to a race. His skills are unparalleled, or is it a she... There's only one way to find out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:17 No.13983143
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    ...and the playboy is actually a superhero using the party as a cover.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:19 No.13983161
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    >......and the playboy is actually a serial killer using the party as a cover.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:19 No.13983167
    You should add more ways to race. i.e. Drag racing, Drift racing, course racing, etc, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:19 No.13983171
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:19 No.13983173
    That sounds like a problem only solvable by an INTENSE LESBIAN CAR RACE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:20 No.13983174
    Both. Either with two different guys, or both as one guy.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:20 No.13983183
    >implying most super heros aren't serial killers already.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:22 No.13983191
    >implying thread derailment

    This just makes me imagine a Scooby Doo style murder mystery at a haunted mansion with a team of beautiful bicurious women.
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    We totally need some music for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:26 No.13983223
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    >"You talk tough, but do you have the spirit to beat me? I've kidnapped one of your girlfriends, and only a highspeed drift down the volcano race track will be enough to win her back."
    >> снайпер 02/21/11(Mon)11:28 No.13983232
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    Lesbian car racers work together in a high speed chase on the autobahn to take out the serial killer
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:29 No.13983236
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    Rhook out, Rhaggy!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:29 No.13983241
    This thread just got awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:30 No.13983245
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    /co/ denies that this is him.
    Real /co/ wears a card in his hat.

    /d/ denies that it's him/her/it.

    It's prolly /b/.

    Either way, /x/ doesn't love us any more, and has left us for /d/, even though /d/ has made it clear in no uncertain terms that he/she/it doesn't want her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:31 No.13983250
    OK this option needs to be a random event with: "Roll 1d6 to determine the playboy's identity" added. Superhero and killer are two options.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:33 No.13983267
    A third possibility is HUGH HEFNER.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:34 No.13983272
    6 being roll twice obviously.
    Actually a woman and major sponsor of the underground lesbian racing scene being two others.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:34 No.13983273
    >implying Hugh Hefner is not a superhero
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:34 No.13983277
    Homebrew dreams thread? Homebrew dreams thread.

    >0e DnD houserules
    a lot of stuff, lots of optional casting methods with risk/effectiveness tradeoffs

    >DnD setting
    a lot of notes. The basic premise is that explorers are looking north and south, not west, and of course the middle ages and the renaissance are peacefully coexisting.

    >good cop bad cop
    indie-ish game about TV cop shows, hopefully a combo of CSI and L&O, with mechanics from PTA and Cold City.

    pretty much a set of 5 stupidly simple rules to simulate how the things contact people in Mothman Prophecies. There is no point to the game. (also, dat Richard Gere)

    >samurai rpg
    a tiny mod of /tg/'s samurai movie RPG, playable with a simple stopwatch for a d10. Style over substance, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:35 No.13983278

    Man, you guys fall for everything.

    That's a shop, and not even a good one. I can tell by the pixels, and having seen a lot of shops in my day.
    >> The long-awaited return of Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 02/21/11(Mon)11:35 No.13983279
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    You encountered a butch lesbian! For this encounter, your Car stat is used in place of Hotness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:35 No.13983281
    Doubtful that it ever entered continuity. Much like the /k/-/x/ romance.
    No idea what constitutes one of those images becoming canon.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:35 No.13983283

    I can't be the only one who thinks this is brilliant?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:35 No.13983285
    /co/ is actually fucking everyone, you just don't know about it yet.

    /co/ is love, he can't help it!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:37 No.13983298
    Nah, that's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:40 No.13983321
    The person who runs the game should be known as the DM.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:41 No.13983331
    Totally thought you were gonna say Drivemaster. What you said is so much better.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:41 No.13983334
    Random Character Trait #24: Someone in your family, or a lesbian lover has a rare, life threatening disease. Their only hope of paying for the medicine that will save their life: the cash prizes from your races. You may pay the tough girl but your real reason for racing is your love for said person.
    Could be purely rp or it could be some kind of subtraction from winnings but gain a karama mechanic (rerolls and such) tradeoff.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:44 No.13983348
    Background traits:
    >Hard, Hard Time
    You spent 1d10 months in a Hot Offenders Prison while a simple bicurious teenager. You accrue either +1 Drift from lessons learned or +1 Trunk from working out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:45 No.13983359
    The prison was actually in Florida.

    ( http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Catfight:_Tactics )
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:46 No.13983366

    This thread needs to be archived, stat. I think this game has serious potential.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:48 No.13983371
    A character with low Hotness should get a big bonus when entering drag-races, because they look like men anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:48 No.13983372
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    transport vehicals (anything from a van to a transport truck) could be used to conceal nearly anything. (kidnapping, gambleing, drug shipments, secret goverment projects) the les racers may need to locate and hijack these vehical using a mix of tits (to distract the driver) and bond car gadgets
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:50 No.13983385
    Background Traits:
    >Low Down Dirty Shame
    You have spent 1d10 months living on the edge of the circuit, working your way to the upper tier, until disaster struck: your car is not so Hot, but you've got a lot of Car working for you.

    +1 to impress others with your bitchin' scars.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:50 No.13983386
    Already been archived:

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:51 No.13983391
    Random event:

    >"Oops, my shirt is all wet! Better take it off!"

    Your team needs to raise money, by doing a sexy car wash. Money is earned through an equation using Hotness
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:52 No.13983403
    Background traits:
    >Girl-on-Girl Action
    When working with a partner who has this Background trait, add +1 to all Car rolls or Hotness checks, as you've had time to get used working with/on one another.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:53 No.13983408
    Background Traits:
    >Slummin' It Up
    You come from a family of great wealth and power. Your only goal in these races is to prove the power of money to these filthy, lower class peasents. Your Car is tricked out with the latest and most expensive parts money can buy.

    Gain a bonus 1d4+1 to your Car stat upon character creation.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:54 No.13983423
    Background traits:
    >Chassis Upgrade
    Add 1d4+1 to Hotness, thanks to cosmetic alterations, done either by grateful fans, sponsors or parties unknown.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:55 No.13983427
    Background traits:
    >Hardcore Girl Drilling Action
    You grew up around lots of power-tools, and gain +1 Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:56 No.13983435
    Background traits:
    >A Little Something Under the Hood
    You've got what it takes to take what you can get.

    Adds a bonus of 1d4+2 to the first roll made in either a Hotness or Car check (determined when you select this background trait).
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    Background traits:
    >Long, Hard Burn
    +2 to all resisted checks using Hotness while in your personal Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)11:59 No.13983458
    Random event:

    >The Fast and the Bifurious
    You get pulled over by a police-woman dressed in a revealing outfit. She handcuffs you, and then goes down-town. You are slowed down by Hotness x 2d6 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:00 No.13983461
    Background Trait:
    >Forget the Car, I'm Here for the Drivers
    You may be a good racer, but all that money you've earned has gone straight to your body. Your ride has been neglected in favor of impressing and seducing all your rival racers.

    Whenever you win a race, subject 1d4 permanently from your Car stat and add it to your Hotness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:01 No.13983469
    Background traits:
    >Undercover Cop
    You're actually investigating the illegal street racing and/or the shady scene connected with it. Unfortunately for you, your feelings for the other racers may end up being more than just an act.
    Bonus to your car sat from police funding but you'd better make sure no one finds out who you really are.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:02 No.13983473
    Random event:
    >Too Hot, Too Curious
    Acquire a new pit girl, who is stalking you. -2 from all Hotness checks until you give her the brush-off.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:03 No.13983483
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    Horee shit, this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:07 No.13983515
    Random event:
    > Fangirls
    Your car is so hot... it is overheating! Pick up a spectator to blow air over your hot, sweaty body, or temporarily take -1 to Car. Your Hotness is increased by +1 for this check.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:08 No.13983525
    Background trait:
    >Eta Beta Pi
    You were/are in a sorority, were you "experiment" with your sisters, but at the cost of missing valuable lessons. Lose 1d4 Car, gain 1d4 Hotness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:08 No.13983529
    So, is there a class system? Could you play, I don't know, a rice hooker or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:09 No.13983535
    Background Trait:
    >Super Mom
    Lesbian street racing is only half of your life. You're also married with several kids who likely know nothing of how mom pays the bills.
    Expect to be racing for the prize and to get to your kid's graduation ceremony on time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:10 No.13983549
    Car Mods:
    You've got your top down and you're lookin' good.
    +1 to Hotness checks when its raining, -1 to Car checks.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:11 No.13983551

    No, you play a Lesbian. A Car Lesbian.
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:13 No.13983571
    Background trait:
    > Tokyo drift
    Your Asian genetics are both boon and curse. Gain +1 to Hotness checks against weeaboos for your supple form, -1 against NASCAR fans for your small bust. You may at any time spend 1 Drift point to temporarily negate or double this effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:14 No.13983579
    Car Mods:
    >Slippery Curves
    You've got James Bond options in your bumpers, which can release slippery, slick fluids. Perfect for when you're being chased down by Car Lesbians.
    +2 to Car rolls to evade pursuit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:15 No.13983591
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    >This thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:15 No.13983592
    Background trait:
    >Southern Belle
    Reverse of these conditions.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:15 No.13983593
    Background Trait:
    >Racer XXX
    Unbeknowst to you, one of your rival racers is actually your older sister, whom you thought had died in a car accident when you were younger. You do notice something strange against her, your seductive skills not quite working on her, but at the same time you find her easy to race against, almost like she's holding back to test you...

    Take a 1d4-2 penalty to all Hotness checks when against her, and a 1d4+2 bonus to all Car checks against her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:15 No.13983596
    Background trait:
    >You've got femail
    You have been tasked with delivering a secret package to the local mafia-boss. The boss is not the only one after the package, and you have to "take care of" all those who wish to steal it. You gain -2 in Car, due to it needing bulletproof armoring.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:17 No.13983616
    So, is anyone gonna take charge and turn this into an actual game..?

    Cause, this is really awesome, and if no one else will, I'll pick up the reigns and do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:19 No.13983627
    Background trait:
    > Done in 60 seconds
    You get overexcited in certain situations, causing you to finish a bit faster than the average lesbian. When things really heat up, you take +1 to Car and -1 to Hotness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:19 No.13983630
    Background trait
    >J-Lo would be J-Lous
    You gain double amounts of Trunk points whenever you succesfully use your booty to score with a hot chick.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:19 No.13983631
    Car Mods:
    >Hot Seat
    You can fit a third occupant in your vehicle, with a bonus of 1d4+2 to Hotness checks but an equal penalty to Car Checks, due to jiggling, jostling, sweaty bodies bumping and grinding into one another.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:20 No.13983639
    more of an event really

    Background Trait
    >Sexy Nerd
    Your a wiz with cars, your IQ is off the chart, and you certainly aren't lacking in looks but you just don't have the self-confidence to pull off seduction....
    Bonus to both Car and Hotness stats but -4 to all seduction checks.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:22 No.13983657
    Random event:
    > Redline
    You discover a way to keep your engine from overheating at top speeds by adding bodily fluids. For 1d3+2 days/month, gain +1 to Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:22 No.13983660
    ..wait wait wait wait..
    New subcategory stat, from the anon who brought you Trunk.
    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:23 No.13983671
    Hot mods (or Equipment):
    >Howdy, part-her!
    A white cowboy hat that, when worn, increases your Hotness by 1d6+2, but only with white, upperclass women.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:24 No.13983682
    Random event:
    > Love bug
    Your car seems to drive itself, freeing up the driver to do more making out. Gain +1 to Hotness while on straightaways.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:27 No.13983705
    Car Mods:
    >Batteries Not Included
    When making out with your passenger(s), you reduce your Car stat by up to 5 points, adding it to your Hotness.

    "That's some massager.."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:27 No.13983707
    Oops, should have been listed as background.

    Random event:
    > Thunderbolt
    Lightning strikes! From now on, when driving this car, mild electrical shocks hit you from beneath your seat. Suffer -1 to opposed Hotness tests due to the distraction.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:28 No.13983720
    So....let's figure this out...

    Trunk is an average between your Hotness and Car (rounded up), Score is a 1d6 stat rolled at the beginning that's used as a bonus for certain traits and rolls?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:28 No.13983722
    >This thread.

    Only on /tg/...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:29 No.13983728
    No, no. You got it right. Background traits follow the driver and their actions, whereas Mods follow the Car.

    Fuckin' A, awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:29 No.13983729
    Awesome moves (using Drift points):

    >Dykes of Hazzard (2 DP)
    You fly through the air, even when there seems to be no ramp, and gain a commanding lead.

    >1.21 jiggly-watts. (5 DP)
    If your Car is above 15, you accelerate enough to BEND TIME ITSELF. Choose where you want to end up on the track.

    >Ghost Ride-Her
    When you perform your next drift, your wheel-marks catch fire, hampering all your opponents.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:31 No.13983739
    Score is the average of Hotness and Drift.
    Trunk is the average of Car and Hotness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:31 No.13983740
    Roll 1d10 for Hotness and Car at the start of the game, 1d6 for Score, average the first two for Trunk.

    How do we determine how many/what traits you can get?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:31 No.13983744
    Random event:
    > The Cannonball Run
    You are hired to transport two very large breast implants to a local plastic surgery clinic. A rival clinic is known to want them, however, and word on the street has it that they have hired a number of very sexy drivers to recover it!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:32 No.13983751
    How sexy are those other drivers?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:32 No.13983753
    You earn Drift points by racing though...

    Do we have a base number of Drift you start with then? A 1d4 roll?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:33 No.13983757
    Background trait:
    > Initial D-cup
    You have abnormally large breasts. You gain +1 to your starting Hotness, but their size makes it difficult to reach the steering wheel, giving you -1 to Car when attempting to use them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:33 No.13983758
    >1.21 jiggly-watts. (5 DP)

    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:34 No.13983764
    Sounds good.
    Score will increase over time, but will take some of the hardest hits, the more you use DPs (which reduces your Score .. score.).
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:35 No.13983780
    That's it. Every single move has to be a terrible pun from now on. You make me so happy /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:35 No.13983781
    Background Trait:
    >Lower Case A's
    Your tight, compact torso allows you unfettered range of motion and quick reflexes, giving you a -1 Hotness but a +1 Car.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:36 No.13983783
    Sounds good. How do we determine how many starting Traits and Car Mods you get?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:37 No.13983792
    You can take up to 3 Background Traits and two Car Mods, or 3 Car, 2 Background - your choice.

    If you take a Lipstick ("Flaw") you can take an additional Background or Car trait.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:37 No.13983794
    So Score points are earned when you hook up with someone?

    Awesome moves (using Score points)

    >Is it me, or did just get HOT in here? (3 SP)
    The temperature suddenly increases, making everyone all sweaty and greasy. Gives you a guaranteed success on your next Hot check.

    >Blue Ovaries (1 SP)
    You gain no Score points this time, but your next Score gains you double points.

    >Magic Fingers (4 SP)
    You seem to be everywhere (and I mean everywhere). Your Hot checks against this target is done at a +3 bonus.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:37 No.13983796
    Car mod:
    > Sound system
    The waves emanating from your ludicrously loud subs increases your speed. Car +1. However, they drown out the natural moans and purrs of a properly functions lesbian automobile, resulting in Hotness -1.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:39 No.13983818
    1d10 will make it too random. Some one is bound to end up with way higher or lower scores than everyone else. 1d6+3 or 2d4 seems a little better.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:40 No.13983821
    Car mods:
    >Purrin' Like a Kitten
    Thanks to cleverly attached speakers, you can announce your relative successes in the car to the outside world; +1 to all Hotness checks, but it also affects drivers within a radius equal to your Score rating in car lengths away.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:42 No.13983849
    Random event:
    > Death race
    You have been invited to the most dangerous (and sexy) of races! If you accept and win, double your current Drift and Score points. If you lose the race, lose all your Drift and Score points.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:42 No.13983853
    1d6+3 sounds good, your starting stats will range from 4 to 9, not too high or not too low.

    We need to start coming up with more Lipsticks, then.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)12:44 No.13983862
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    What do you all think of this?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:46 No.13983878
    You sir are my hero.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:46 No.13983879
    Needs a space for Score, and I think we should keep the original CAR LESBIANS name. LESCAR is cute, but it sounds too...organized? I dunno, what do you guys think?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)12:46 No.13983884
    Oh shit, the system's really been crunched out since I started banging out the sheet.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:48 No.13983894
    Car Lesbians does have a certain ridiculousness to it. It has my vote in any case...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:48 No.13983898
    OP here, I was thinking of doing something but by all means go ahead. Honestly I've got a whole load of homebrew projects going right now so I can't guarantee results.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:48 No.13983906
    >Broke a Nail
    Penalty to Score checks until repaired.

    >Bottle Blond
    Must consume a fifth of tequila prior to race, resulting in Car penalties, unless your partner is wearing salt and limes.

    >Fire Down Below
    Uh-oh! Someone was driving without a seat belt! -1/2 Score rating until you visit the Doctors' Without Pants Clinic.

    >Falling Rocks Ahead
    You're not aging well, and its starting to show. Penalties to your Hotness when with a younger-themed partner. Get those puppies lifted, stat!

    >De-Friended on Lesbook!
    You're short a pit crew member, which adds to time taken to upgrade, repair or change your Car rating or install Mods. Better find someone with talented hands, quick!
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:48 No.13983907
    Hey, the sheet's awesome though! You did great on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:51 No.13983921
    > That sounds like a problem only solvable by an INTENSE LESBIAN CAR RACE
    This implies, of course, that there is a class of problems which *can* be solved by intense lesbian car races, and furthermore that there is a subclass of these problems which are *only* solveable by such races.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:51 No.13983928
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    Could you change "Handle" to "Model"?
    Ha ha.
    Double entendre.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:52 No.13983933
    Holy shit, you are amazing. I love you /tg/. I must post more drunken homebrew ideas on here more. You guys took two post concept and turned it into something beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:52 No.13983937


    Totally Bitchin' Moves (requring both Drift and Score):

    >Need for Speed of Love (All your DP or your SP)
    You finish your love-making, or the race, instantly, as a winner, but gain no points for it.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:53 No.13983943
    As long as we have your blessing, OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:54 No.13983946
    CAR LESBIANS should definitely be the name for the entire game system.

    LESCAR would be a certain style of play that focuses on cleaner, glitzier, formalized tournament racing. Like the difference between pink mohawks and black trenchcoats in Shadowrun, sort of.

    Which means we need a name for the dirtier, grittier type of CAR LESBIANS game.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)12:55 No.13983957
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    Works for me!

    Sheet still needs some tweaking, but here's the current copy.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:57 No.13983966

    Hot Rods and Hot Broads?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)12:58 No.13983976
    >Which means we need a name for the dirtier, grittier type of CAR LESBIANS game.

    Burning Rubber?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)12:58 No.13983978
    There should be a sub-event, for the more advanced player, where they dress up as men, and try to win in the CAR HOMOSEXUALS-racing tournaments.

    You could call it drag-racing.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)12:59 No.13983983
    Looks good!

    I'm gonna go through the thread and sort out everything we have so far, get it organized and reposted in a more readable manner here. Just give me a bit and I'll sort stuff out.

    Feel free to keep brainstorming, though!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:01 No.13983994
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    My minor contribution to the ongoing efforts.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:03 No.13984007
    Random event:
    > Veiled threat
    A lover dies under especially tragic circumstances (saving orphans, 2 days before retirement, etc.). You may designate a race for which you will devote all your time and energy, and win in her honour. For this race, gain +3 to Car, +1 to Hotness, and gain 3 temporary Drift points. You may not use any Score points until you have won the designated race. (If you fail the first time, you must wait until the next time this race is scheduled before you may use another Score point!)
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)13:03 No.13984011
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    Please do. It'll help me clean up the sheet.

    And if anyone has suggestions or ideas for the sheet, lemme know!

    >posting lesbians in a lesbian car game thread
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)13:04 No.13984021

    I've got a ton of sexy silhouettes left over from Joints & Jivers. I was debating whether or not to put one on the sheet...

    Perhaps some kind of parody of a car logo...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:05 No.13984028

    I still like Ho-quipment, or Stuff That You Wear On Your Body.

    >Greasy Over-not-entirely-Alls
    You look like a real mechanic! Lose 2 Hotness but gain 2 Car.

    >Hot and Nerdy Glasses
    When worn, reduces Hotness by 3, but when removed, they increase Hotness by 10 (for a short period of time) Usable 1 time only.

    A tattoo on your lower back, earned when you win at least 5 races. Gives you a permanent +2 Hotness, and +1 Score.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:05 No.13984039
    Can you give them a basic paint scheme like the girl at the end of the banner?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)13:08 No.13984062

    Yeah, no sweat.

    >underapp FAST
    Not sure what Captcha's trying to tell me, but I like it!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:09 No.13984063
    Alright, somebody run this thing, and post the damn results.
    also Lescar.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)13:09 No.13984065
    I thought 10 was the cap for Hotness and Car though?

    I was actually thinking we raise it to 15, then we can make the glasses cap out your stat?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)13:11 No.13984081
    I suggest leaving the (normal) cap at 10, and letting it rise above that during certain limited-time circumstances.

    Because seriously, rolling 15d6 all the time is not as FAST as this game should be.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)13:16 No.13984109
    Heh, yeah, point taken.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:16 No.13984112

    Oh yeah, I was not entirely clear on how that system worked, but fix numbers to fit better.

    Also, a flaw.

    >Smoking Hot.
    You are a smoker, Increase hotness by 1 when seen from a far sucking down some ash, but lose 2 hotness when making out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:17 No.13984114
    Background Trait:
    >Not That Kind of Friends
    You've got a tight pit crew, and it shows.
    +3 to your Car checks when installing Mods, making repairs or upgrading your chassis.

    >That Kind of Friends*
    As above, but also adds to Hotness if you have one of your pit crew in the vehicle during Score checks.
    *Note: counts as two Background Traits
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:19 No.13984140
    Car Mods:
    >Takes a Lickin'
    Use your Hotness rating in lieu of your Car rating to evade damage results.

    >Dine and Dash
    Skip one pit stop when completing a lap to either switch out a partner or engage in pit crew work once per race.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:21 No.13984153
    >Takes a Licking
    ..can only be used once per race.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:22 No.13984157
    Mission, or something:

    >Lez All Go To The Movies
    Someone has secretly filmed some of your lustfilled escapades, and is threatening to send the tape to your unknowing, extremely conservative parents. You must stop her!
    >> Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:24 No.13984178
    Oh oh oh, I know:

    Skill Impairment
    >Sprung a Leak
    Your Score total remains static this turn, and either Car or Hotness takes a one point hid, whichever is higher before the reduction.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:26 No.13984197
    >Girls Gone Mild
    The local film crew caught you in the middle of doing something mundane and un-hot (folding towels while fully dressed, changing oil without spilling any on your top, eating a bowl of oatmeal, etc.) and its made the rounds. You're at 1/4 Score until you arrange for better PR.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:29 No.13984238
    Someone else., care to provide us with some LESBIANS FUCK YEAH for this?
    >> Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:30 No.13984242
    Hang on a sec.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:30 No.13984243
    >Skill impairment
    No, no.
    >Slip of the Tongue
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:30 No.13984248

    Hot dog!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:31 No.13984260

    I think "skill impairment" was just a lead-in descriptor for "Sprung a Leak".
    >> 1 Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:32 No.13984267
    Gamers of the world, UNITE!
    Is your game lacking that edge?
    Do you wish you could attract more women to your gaming group?
    Do you find something attractive about cars (and tongues) going in circles?
    Then try out the newest Pen and Paper RPG from Wizards of the Shoreline!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:32 No.13984275
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    >mfw it's not a steamy innuendo-filled ride across an endless series of flashing streetlights
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:36 No.13984316
    Currency - The currency is in sexual practices

    Blowjobs/Oral count as the smallest currency.
    10 Blowjobs equal 1 Handjob or 2 Footjobs
    5 Handjobs (or 10 Footjobs) Equal one Anal
    10 Anals count for 1 Vaginal.
    10 Vaginals are worth one Gangbang.

    [spoiler]this could be easily used in Fatal...
    >> 2 Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:36 No.13984320
    Why spend whole sessions arguing with rules lawyers? Our rulebook is all of FOUR PAGES!
    Why spend hours crafting entire campaigns for your players? With our ingenious World Builder, the Fueling Hose system, your players can jump straight into each other’ action!
    Your player’s inner creativity will erupt when facing off against each other in tight, intense, slippery races for the finish line!
    With the expansion booklet Pounding Streets, enter into the steamy underbowels of the big city, as your fearless femme fatales take on the mob!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:37 No.13984329

    GTFO and stop cheapening our lesbian car-racing game with your lewd suggestions.
    >> Yet Another Someone Else 02/21/11(Mon)13:39 No.13984347
    Debbie looked at Heather, her life-partner and driving companion, sparing only a second to glance into the rear view mirror.
    "Are they still on our ass?" Heather asked, her brows knitted with worry, biting her lower lip. Debbie gave a solemn nod and said, "Like a cheap thong."

    Behind them only a scant few meters, the dreaded Redhead Rebellion was cruising up at 99MPH, giving them a chilly run for their money. The driver, the infamous Crimson Nail and her crew chief, Monkey Wrencher, were glaring daggers at their damaged, smoking car, only barely in the lead.

    "What do we do?"

    Debbie looked to the one woman she never wanted to let down again and shifted into overdrive, hammering the car forward against the wind, the frame rattling, tires squealing and passenger dripping a small pool in the seat beside her.

    "We give 'em a run for their money, sweetness," she said, patting Heather's tanned, taut thigh. Slowly, her hand migrated up to the knee and beyond, to the dashboard, where it brushed lovingly against a switch rarely used, marked with three letters.

    After it was flicked, behind their car, a stream of red oil slicked the track, sending the Redhead Rebellion into the guard rail and a section of empty seats, out of the race and into the headlines.

    "PMS saves the day, sweetness," she said, her tongue licking her lips luxuriously. Beside her, still quivering with anticipation of the fun to follow in the winners' circle, Heather unbuttoned another clasp on her top, sighing softly...

    And that is the opening splash text.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:39 No.13984351

    Random event:
    >Red Light District
    All the traffic lights are suddenly red, giving everything a sexy red glow. Gain +2 Hotness, but all Car checks are made at a -1 penalty.
    >> 3 Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:40 No.13984355
    Your players will never be happier for the presence of grinding!
    Why make random encounters a chore when you can make them a whore?!
    You don’t need piles of money or tubes of paint to make this game a blast, all you need is a few basic dice and a vivid imagination.
    Just don’t play in a building with no bathrooms!
    Our character creator lets you build your own clam-jouster from scratch. Know the characters you make…inside and out!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:40 No.13984364
    oh man.
    My sides.

    Please say this has been archived.
    >> Someone else. 02/21/11(Mon)13:40 No.13984365
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    There is only one Someone else.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)13:41 No.13984366

    Seriously, lesbians giving blowjobs? The hell?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:41 No.13984369
    Me likee.
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    >And that is the opening splash text.


    Yes it is.

    >I can't make these captchas up.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:42 No.13984384
    >> Yet Another Someone Else 02/21/11(Mon)13:42 No.13984386
    If there is one rule in Car Lesbians, it is this:
    There is always Someone Else!
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)13:44 No.13984396
    I love you. That is awesome.

    Copying that for the notes I'm working on, yo!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:45 No.13984414
    Possible Supplement Names:
    >Pounding Streets
    >Red Ass-phalt
    >Fork in the Road
    >Lipstick and Oil Stains
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)13:46 No.13984422
    Yeah that's all I have time for, I have a term paper to write now. Sorry gents.

    You have no idea what I'm talking about. I've used this name here for seven years. And now I have to secure trip.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:53 No.13984481
    Les-bump-ian racing game.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:54 No.13984484
    >Not Street Legal

    One of your crew turns out to be underage! You get +1 Hotness when she's riding with you, but your Car is reduced by 1 because of her lack of experience under the hood!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:56 No.13984506
    >Been Around the Track a Few Times
    Reversed mechanics, for having a visibly older partner.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)13:56 No.13984509
    >>13984484 lack of experience under the hood!

    I see what you did thar...
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)14:10 No.13984673
    Hey Dykemaster, how close to completion are you with the compilation?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:11 No.13984682
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    Background trait
    >Fire Crotch
    You have flaming red hair, but sometimes you just neeed to be quenched. Gain +1 Hotness and -1 Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:15 No.13984738
    I don't see how having red hair makes you bad at car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:17 No.13984764
    Its not that being redheaded makes you bad at Car, its being insatiable that makes you bad at Car.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:17 No.13984766
    Feel free to alter it. I was going for the angle that there's a fire in your pants that needs to be quenched, and it's distracting.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)14:17 No.13984773
    Sorting out the traits and flaws and stuff. I have the basic stat stuff, that was the easy part:

    Hotness: 1d6+3
    Car: 1d6+3
    Drift: 1d4
    Score: Average of Hotness and Drift
    Trunk: Average of Hotness and Car
    Score and Drift points are used throughout the game to pay for certain traits and such. You start with a base amount, and can earn more via stunting and certain traits.

    You can take up to 3 Background Traits and two Car Mods, or 3 Car, 2 Background - your choice.

    If you take a Lipstick ("Flaw") you can take an additional Background or Car trait.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:22 No.13984847
    Limit of only one Lipstick. Keeps people from tanking out on 'em.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)14:23 No.13984867
    Got it.

    That Drift should be a 1d6, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:23 No.13984869
    >its being insatiable that makes you bad at Car


    That makes more sense. Still, I think we should try to avoid every event be simply "+1 to this stat, -1 to this stat".
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:24 No.13984873
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    >Jersey Whore
    You spend most of your time dolling yourself up and giving it up for anyone who walks by, but that doesn't leave much time for driving. Gain +2 Hotness and -4 Car
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:24 No.13984876

    I'd suggest adding in a little inherent balance, since if someone rolls really low scores it'll be kind of annoying. Perhaps if someone rolls really low stats, they get extra traits/mods? Or, conversely, if all their stats are max, perhaps get less? I know this isn't exactly a balanced game, but it wouldn't be hard to implement, and might people feel less gypped by a set of crap rolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:26 No.13984910
    How about for every roll you make that's the minimum, you can have another background or car mod?
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)14:27 No.13984917
    *nod* Of course. We'll work on that after I've got these traits sorted. I got a bit distracted with IRL family issues, but I'm making progress on it now.

    Quite a few of them are pretty similar, so we're going to have to cut out/change some of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:27 No.13984922
    Given how easily they could change their stats (via Background Traits or having a good crew with appropriate Car Mods), nobody is likely to lose out too much.

    Perhaps an additional mechanic: exchange one of your Traits (or take on an additional Lipstick) to re-roll up to two stats?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:28 No.13984930
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    I suggest a point buy system.
    People should have the option to create the Lesbian perfect for THEIR roleplaying needs! (Insert jingle)
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:29 No.13984943
    ITT: /tg/, showing unwholesome degrees of interest.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:29 No.13984945

    RP/relational methods to spend Drift would be interesting. Recruiting a crew could provide you with different Drift options or special one use abilities?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:30 No.13984960
    Would it be more appropriate to spend Drift or Score on replacing lost crew mates?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:34 No.13985000
    Wait, so what is Trunk actually used for?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:35 No.13985012
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    >Suicide Girl
    As a young white girl growing up in the suburban midwest you yearn for something wilder, and dress like it, but no amount of latex will save that ass. Gain +2 Hotness and -1 Trunk
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:35 No.13985017
    I don't know about entering bowels....

    If you're worried about balance, use a point-building system. Players get 15 points to spread among their three variable stats.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:36 No.13985025
    Storing junk, and so forth.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:44 No.13985119
    Perhaps Trunk would be a derived stat, car + hotness + modifiers from background, representing how many points of Drift can be stockpiled?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:45 No.13985127
    I had it originally intended as the limit for the number of Mods and upgrades your car could handle, plus the maximum number of points which could modify your rolls for various checks.
    The better the Trunk, the better the junk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:48 No.13985173
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    I knew I had saved this image for a reason.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)14:57 No.13985293
    Righto. I've got all the traits/lipsticks/etc in this thread sorted out. They just need to be editted, balanced, etc. Rewritten to make sense with what little rules we have and so on...

    Trust me, with all the background traits we have, no one should have any low stats with dicerolling unless they really want them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)14:59 No.13985317
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    >Scene Girl
    After taking several pctures of you and other girls kissing you started liking it. A lot. However your provisional driver license hasn't prepared you good enough for the hazards of racing. Gain +3 to Hotness and -3 to Car
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:03 No.13985383
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    Looking good, ladies.

    How's this sit with everybody?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:06 No.13985415
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    Awwww yeah.
    Could you tighten up the wording for the name/handle section? We need something other than "Name" and "Handle".

    The dotted line could be a solid one, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:06 No.13985419
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    I think everyone is just jerking off right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:07 No.13985427
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    Looks fantastic.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)15:08 No.13985443
    Looking pretty good.

    I guess we need to work out some basic stuff for your pit crew? Limits, etc?

    What about your pit crew is limited by your base Score stat? That would make sense, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:09 No.13985460
    Max # of car mods = Trunk.
    Max # of crew mates = Score.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)15:11 No.13985476
    Adding to the notes. Thanks.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:11 No.13985489

    My vote's on this.

    I'll take any suggestions for alternates to Name and Handle... but I really like the aesthetic of the dotted lines for them. Majority rules, however, so if I'm voted down I'll change it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:12 No.13985497
    Maybe car name? And/or model and color.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:14 No.13985514
    Name = Make
    Handle = Model
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:19 No.13985600
    I guess I was picturing them as "Your real name" and "Your nickname". Should there be a space for the actual kind of car you have, or is it expressed purely in terms of your Car stat?

    These sound good, but if we go with them there should probably be a blurb in the rules explaining what they are so people know what to put down.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:21 No.13985617
    Name = Legend
    Vehicle = Machine
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:23 No.13985642

    I vote for name and handle. They are simple and get the job done.
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)15:24 No.13985660
    I second this.

    Legend seems too...maybe TOO out there? Too 'glamourous' I guess you could say?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:29 No.13985722

    The compound is FCu 2BITiCH

    Having to be the nerdy girl in your Chemistry class in your younger years, you are able to create chemical compounds that can help out you and your car.

    (you are able to take an additional car mod, along with it, you gain +3 car but -4 hotness)
    >> Foron !!NbubB9jqLRJ 02/21/11(Mon)15:32 No.13985769
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    I've been summoned!


    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:33 No.13985789
    bumping the epic thread due to awesomeness
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)15:38 No.13985842
    I've got to go for a while, guys. Keep the thread alive if you want, it's archived so I can check it later and get anything you add.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:41 No.13985870
    Crew-only Background Trait*
    >Victoria's Other Secret
    Your pit crew and you have a second line of income, racing as your choice of sexy lucha libres, sexy pirates, sexy ninjas or the like: you may take a second Car stat to represent this, using it if your primary car becomes inoperable.
    *all crew members must take this Trait.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)15:44 No.13985911
    Wait, archived where? chanarchive, 4chanarchive, sup/tg/? How do we know if a certain thread has been archived?
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:46 No.13985929
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    Too tacky?

    Thread's almost at autosage. It'll be a few hours before it falls off the back page, but don't expect to see it on page 0 much longer.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:46 No.13985938
    ctrl+f suptg
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:47 No.13985952

    Lookin' good.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:48 No.13985964

    >How do we know if a certain thread has been archived?
    Look on the archive page.

    And I just realized I need to fix those silhouettes; there's a bit of off-white background behind them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:49 No.13985979
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    I... I don't hate this.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)15:49 No.13985991
    Suptg only shows up to threads from January in the archive, though. How do we see this month's threads?
    >> Dykemaster 02/21/11(Mon)15:50 No.13985994
    Wow, that looks awesome dude. Good job.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:52 No.13986036
    Scroll down. Newest entries are at the bottom of the page by default.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)15:53 No.13986042
    Never mind, I didn't see it. I was kinda hoping the HFY thread from last night made it in.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:54 No.13986063
    >been here for seven years
    >suptg, a mystery
    Oh you.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)15:55 No.13986075
    >I was kinda hoping the HFY thread from last night made it in.

    Lucky for you, /tg/ has so many archives that EVERYTHING makes it to eternity:

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)15:57 No.13986096
    So this is basically Fast and the Furious except with chicks?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:00 No.13986133
    No, this is actually interesting.
    >> Foron !!NbubB9jqLRJ 02/21/11(Mon)16:04 No.13986185
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:05 No.13986197
    >esupd Lessons
    Yea Captcha the fact that Fast and the Furious is bad is definitely a lesson only stupid people would need.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:09 No.13986241
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    Paul Walker is an excellent actor with a broad emotional repertoire
    >> Foron !!NbubB9jqLRJ 02/21/11(Mon)16:14 No.13986312
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    Vin Diesel, motherfucker loves his D&D.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:15 No.13986321

    Think you could upload those notes of yours somewhere? I'd like to give this a shot if I can find some players.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)16:19 No.13986366
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    He's gonna post them on here when he gets back.

    And here is the spiffy cleaned-up character sheet.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:31 No.13986507
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    Now ready for future edition wars.
    >> Viral 02/21/11(Mon)16:32 No.13986514
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    And here is the sheet in high-gloss .pdf format, suitable for printing:


    Thread is about 17 posts from auto-saging at this point, so kudos to OP for posting his friend's brilliant idea in the first place.

    Nice job, team.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)16:39 No.13986599
    4chan for seven years, most of it in /b/, /r9k/, /v/, /co/, and /sci/. Only here for about a week.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:46 No.13986669
    I lold
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:49 No.13986705
    Goodbye, credibility.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:51 No.13986727
    What if I want to be a bear with a motorcycle?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:53 No.13986750
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    You'll have to wait for second edition, which will include the splat: Bears on Bikes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:54 No.13986758
    Get the fuck out, goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:54 No.13986759
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:58 No.13986800
    For actually measuring the races (because Car Lesbians can't be PURELY about Lesbians), Unknown Armies has a good plan.

    Movement in car chases is measured in lengths. The distance isn't important, lengths is. If you succeed on your roll, you move up a length. Fail, and you go back one. Hazards are a check against a certain number. If you pass, you avoid the Hazard. If you fail, you go back a length.

    After you pass the initial check, you can take either a Risk or Insane Risk to get ahead MORE lengths. Risks are things like running a red light hopping your motorcycle up on the curb (motorcycle rules are detailed in the first expansion), while Insane Risks are things like driving between two semis or jumping off an overpass to get in the lead- things that will total your car.

    Is this idea worth modifying?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)16:59 No.13986815
    You should be able to use Hotness to distract the other driver/look cooler when driving.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)17:02 No.13986851
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:04 No.13986868
    I don't see where lesbian makeouts fit into the picture, but otherwise it's pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:05 No.13986876
    >because Car Lesbians can't be PURELY about Lesbians

    You didn't read OP's second post, did you?

    Seriously though, that is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:06 No.13986890
    >You should be able to use Hotness to distract the other driver/look cooler when driving.


    Been there, done that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:12 No.13986963
    I propose the poster city to be Les Angeles.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)17:14 No.13986983
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:15 No.13986988
    Follow-up city: Les Vegas.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:17 No.13987017
    There's nothing about my post that doesn't work with OP's second post.

    Though we'd have to modify the exact RULES of how to take insane risks and gain lengths and stuff, because UA is a 1d100 system. Doesn't really copypaste.
    >> Foron !!NbubB9jqLRJ 02/21/11(Mon)17:20 No.13987044
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    Le bump.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:27 No.13987119
    Could somebody do a rules summary, so we can start working again? For example how the Maid-like random event points work.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:31 No.13987167
    Dykemaster said to keep working, and he'd collect it all later
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:32 No.13987176
    More like les bump, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:33 No.13987187
    I see something like
    1. RACE!
    2. Lesbian antics!
    3. Roll for Event!
    4. Repeat

    The game starts with a race to get you right into the action, and then you hit the town, and then the events start happening which impact your next race and lesbianing it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:42 No.13987293
    Okay...do we actually HAVE a random events-favor like stat already? It seems like:
    -Score for Sexy Events/Stunts
    -Drift for Driving Events/Stunts
    -Both for Awesome Events/Stunts

    And what does Trunk actually do?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:43 No.13987311
    Trunk determines how many car mods you can have.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:49 No.13987354
    >Only Drives a Stick Shift
    You seem almost too intensely focused on racing rather than the other racers, almost to a fault. Except it is a fault, one too shameful to ever be exposed, on or off the track! Whenever someone tries to seduce you or otherwise distract you with Hotness, it automatically fails. Howver, every time this occurs, roll a d6, adding 1 to the roll for each time this ability has been used so far. If you roll a 6, you gain a Suspicion point and reset the amount you add to future rolls to 0. 3 Suspicion points means your secret has been revealed! Expect DM fuckery.

    Note: 1 or 2 Suspicion points could also cause minor DM fuckery, however the emphasis here is minor. Something along the lines of a rival racer paying a little too much attention to you on and off the track. Also, there should probably be some way to "fake it", especially during a race, but I'm not sure how it would work.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)17:51 No.13987377
    Oh, good. And it's derived from Hot and Drive. Well, let's go into the fray. I'd say 3 D100 tables, Hot Event, Car Event and Awesome Event.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:00 No.13987515
    >Large Lorry Reversing
    You turned to lesbianism after your disgustingly large girth disqualified you from sleeping with only the least appealing men. Your car is suitably modified to carry your weight at great speed. -4 Hotness, +4 Car
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:02 No.13987530
    Thread is in auto-sage.

    New thread is here:

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:02 No.13987538
    No, no.
    When you get an Out, you have to spend a Score point within that race/scene or you lose one point from your Hotness, as you are slowly turned into an hetero.

    And that is worse than losing.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:05 No.13987587
    >slowly revealed as a hetero.

    Idea behind that is that the character is hetero, but is hiding it to get into the lesbian car racing scene. Love the idea of calling them Outs though, and I like the idea of using Score to mitigate it too, perhaps that could be what's used to reduce the roll against accruing more Outs?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:09 No.13987645
    God damnit mods!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)18:09 No.13987652
    What did the mods do?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:10 No.13987654
    What the Hell, man.
    Functional game is functional.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:10 No.13987667
    Not to mention the fact that no pictures in this thread or that one classify as NSFW. Nipples are absent in all but silhouette form.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:13 No.13987703
    Delete the new thread like hetrosexual males and oppressing our neckbeardian lesbian rights
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:17 No.13987757
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    They hatin'.
    They hatin' cuz we stylin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:19 No.13987777
    My brain can't think of any good ideas for this!

    How the Car Lesbians World Works (Maybe):
    - Racing success gets you hotter ass.
    - Letting the right people into your awesome orgies gets you better stuff.
    - Having awesome orgies during racing success gets you hottest ass and best stuff. If you don't die in the process.

    Racing feeds hot lesbian sex; hot lesbian sex feeds racing. Both at once feeds everything.

    Would dice rerolls work in this system?
    Because +1 Hotness reroll, -1 Car reroll might make for some interesting modifiers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:29 No.13987891
    Am I the only one who feels "CAR LESBIANS" is lacking a bit of... panache? It doesn't quite flow right.

    I submit to the council, "RACECAR LESBIANS"

    The Feng Shui is with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:36 No.13987978

    I rather enjoy the blunt simplicity of CAR LESBIANS. There's' no arguing with it, no hope of disproving it. It is CAR LESBIANS.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:37 No.13987990
    >It doesn't quite flow right.
    That's the idea. It sounds ridiculus. It IS ridiculus.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:51 No.13988142
    I honestly don't understand why the second thread was deleted... If anything it was less graphic than this one...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:55 No.13988181
    Because "Car Lesbians". Enough for mods.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)18:56 No.13988186
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    On behalf of Viral.

    My condolences. :<
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:02 No.13988242
    They banned Viral?

    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:02 No.13988244
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    Comrades, make the call...
    >> Alpharius 02/21/11(Mon)19:03 No.13988267
    >thinly veiled
    do they know how long we've spent designing this game?

    if anything it's not veiled at all, the name is in the title, and it's not going to be fetish fuel, it was a bit of fun...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:07 No.13988309
    Agreed, how anyone could construe something titled Car Lesbians as serious is beyond me.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:15 No.13988417

    But... but... Viral is a goddamn hero. He can't be banned! This is an outrage!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)19:18 No.13988458
    This is a sad day for traditional games. :(
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:23 No.13988520

    The ban is kinda flimsy too, assuming it's for this thread. "Fetish cramp thinly veiled in a quest"? This thread isn't a quest thread though!

    This seems eerily similar to something that happened in /d/ last week, I wonder if it's the same mod?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)19:24 No.13988533
    Unless viral was posting in some other thread...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:25 No.13988556

    Possible, that's why I said "assuming it's for this thread". However, the new thread being shot down almost straight away seems to add to the suspicion.
    >> Herald of Viral 02/21/11(Mon)19:31 No.13988627

    Viral says he is a classy guy who does not make fetish threads and only makes highbrow lesbian racecar threads.

    It was for making a second Car Lesbians thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)19:47 No.13988813
    Can anybody get the post number of the post?
    I wish to send moot an email WITH FACTS that the ban was given under false pretenses

    >Logic abound
    Why thank you Captcha
    >> Herald of Viral 02/21/11(Mon)19:53 No.13988899

    This was the post number: >>13987525
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)20:16 No.13989270
    Well i feel silly....
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)20:38 No.13989621
    So /tg/'s mods are fags, then? That's... not exactly a surprise, judging by the Touhoufag debacle a month or so ago.

    Anyway, CAR LESBIANS is my favorite idea /tg/ has put together in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)20:40 No.13989646
    >mods are fags
    inb4 shitstorm, post deletions, and bans
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/11(Mon)20:50 No.13989757
    /tg/ mods are every board's mods. moot himself said that months ago.

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