Stats:
HP: 9/11
Str: 11
Dex: 17
Con: 13
Int: 7
Wis: 7
Cha: 13
Fort: 1
Reflex: 3
Will: -2
AC: 14 (+3 dex)
Init: -2
CMB: -2
CMD: 11
Land Speed: 30 ft
Climb Speed: 15 ft
Size: Medium

Weapons:
Butcher Knife
Gear:
Plain Dress

Skills:
None
Feats:
Weapon Finesse
Fleet
Special Abilities:
Assimilate (Special abilities, attributes, skill ranks, and feats are taken from devoured kills. You may only take 1/4 of a person's learned skill ranks through a kill, and only from people with more ranks than you.)
Low-Light Vision

rolled 5, 10 = 15

Grab the knife and our husband's cleaver if it's in here. Hide them in the folds of our dress. Push the chest out of the way and ask the old dude for help. Our husband is hurt and we need help.

I'd just like to say thanks Tollymain. I'm a big fan of DDQ and this brings back good memories. The quest is starting out a little rocky, but it has good potential.

>You hear shouting from the kitchen below. Up here, you see a 20 by 10 foot loft, with the bed you're currently on off to one end and a few sleeping pads against the wall opposite the trap door. On top of the trapdoor leading down to the kitchen is a heavy chest you dragged there an hour and a half ago. A couple other small chests are next to the bed you just woke up on.

What do you do?

>>13953254

Seconding this, and gank him as soon his back is turned.

Out the window, Climb speed 15 ft FTW

I'd get the fuck out of there. Probably the guard investigating the broken window and blood on the floor.

>>13953267

Take pillows and blankets and whatever we have and stuff them under the blankets on the bed to make it look like there's a person under there.

>>13953260
Thanks for the encouragement. I'm feeling a little discouraged at the moment due to the awful mess I made of the first attempt I made at this thread.

Also, I should mention one last thing. Unless otherwise stated, or if there is very little response, first course of action to get 3 votes wins.

>>13953254
>>13953267
Can we tell how many people are down there?

>>13953298

>Listening more carefully, you can only hear one voice. Although his words are slightly muffled, you can make out the word "breakfast".

>>13953254
I'd like to point out that there's blood all over the place both downstairs and up with us, no way are we making this bluff roll.

>>13953319
?

How the hell did he miss the mess we left after eating the kid and woman?

If it's just one guy then ambush him. We might be able to take on guard by surprise, but I doubt we're strong enough for more than that.

>>13953254
Vote 3

let's keep this moving

>>>13953254
>conceal knife, ask for help.

>You hold the knife close to your body, and kick the chest off of the trapdoor. The trapdoor slams open, and you see a red-faced man below. He's yelling "...happened last night, Vesta!? There's a puddle of blood on the floor! And why haven't you made the master's breakfast yet!? It should've been done ha-"
>You interrupt him with "Help! My husband's been hurt!"
>He pauses mid-spiel, his face full of alarm. He starts climbing up the ladder.

Slice his neck when it pops out.

>>13953437

Stab him in the face while he's still on the ladder. If that and the fall don't kill him, hop down and finish the job.

>>13953469
>>13953486
Thirding brutal and merciless attack.

>>13953469
>>13953486
>>13953499

>As he comes within reach, you attempt to stab him. You hit him in the face, and he screams in pain. He falls from the ladder in shock, landing on his back.

What do you do?

Aerial assalt!

>>13953535

Push the heavy chest down so that it lands on him!

>>13953557
Secondan. Bombs away!
Jump down afterwards and shank additional witnesses, too.

>>13953632
If there are any.

>>13953557
>>13953632
>Bombs Away!
It's been 10 minutes, so I'm going with this.

>You hurriedly pull the large chest back, letting it fall through the opening.
Nat 1 on get-the-hell-out-of-the-way check
>The man tries to dodge, but the chest smashes into him. It smashes into his chest corner-first; you can hear the ribs snap. He lets out a wheezing groan, and lays still.

>>13953674
It's devourin' time!

>>13953674

Slit his throat then commence with the OM NOM NOM.

>>13953674
Nice when your meals deliver themselves.

>>13953705
No, Dad, No! First, peek down the shaft and let's make sure the Friendly Neighborhood Guard isn't in the middle of the room.
If they, OH FUCK SHIT FUCK use that damn 15ft climb speed out the window!
But...if you see noone...climb down the ladder and get a-snackin'

Let's eat that gent, and pay special attention to his memories as we do. I want to know about this "Master" that's waiting for his breakfast.

Ahhhh yeah
I was in the original thread, I'm the dude that lost his job
thanks OP

also: nom nom nom on the dude

>>13953735

If there was a guard or someone else in the room I think they would have reacted to the scene before this point.

>>13953735
seconding

>>13953765
That does sound smart.

Though speaking of smarts, we really do need to bump up our intellect

>>13953705
>>13953719
>>13953735

>After a careful glance reveals no other visible people in the kitchen, you climb down the ladder. Slitting the man's throat is an easy task; then it's down the hatch.

Choose one of the following:
Appearance and Voice
Int 11
Wis 12
Cha 14
Diplomacy 1 rank
Knowledge: Geography 1 rank
Knowledge: Local 1 rank
Knowledge: Nobility 1 rank
Profession: Seneschal 2 ranks
Sense Motive: 2 ranks

Sorry for delay, had to check something.

>>13953808
I think Knledge: Nobility would be the one that would let us infiltrate the home of the "Master"

INT INT INT.

It's not much, but at least it brings us up to average intelligence.

Again, let's also scan his memories for information about this "master"...

>>13953793

Yeah our Int and Wis are still at 7. That needs to change soon if we want to do any sort of sneaky subterfuge, methinks.

>>13953808

Intelligence!

>>13953808
intelligence is cool but im going to have to opt for wisdom this time.

>>13953816
That or Profession: Seneschal. Or possibly even just Int. Abstainin' from voting this time around, but just want to point out our options.

>>13953808
Int it is, no sense in trying to raid a nobles house before you can speak properly

I say nobility
yummy yummy information might prove useful and advance the plot a little.
we can't be killing random dudes forever

Fuck yes a new quest of some sort. Trippin cause I can.
Knowledge: Local 1 IMO. Lets us know a bit about where we are so we can start to formulate plans.

Increased intelligence seems to be the most agreed upon. So...

>As you devour the man's still-warm body, you feel your thoughts sharpen and focus. A moment after the last goes down, the other door slams open. A man with a drawn sword bursts through, and sees you crouched over the puddle of blood on the floor.

Okay, planning time,

I say we trash this place for easily carried valuables, get on some clean clothes and then look for people wandering in secluded allyways. We take whatever knowledge they have to expand our understanding of the city and maybe a new appearence.

>>13953892
Yay! More food!
Fight + eat.

>>13953892
>>13953896
Scratch my plan, up through hatch and out through the window

>>13953892

Cry and clutch at our midsection like we've been wounded.

>>13953896
>>13953892
Well. Shit. I guess we can still mug vagrants even with people actively searching for us. But...what does this person look like? Immediate impressions, etc.

>>13953892
spring up the ladder with our mad dex and close the trapdoor, locking it if possible. look around for anything of value in the loft to snatch up and search for windows/escape routes.

I say we run. We aren't strong enough in a staight up fight.

>>13953917

Seconding this.

rolled 13 = 13

>>13953892
BITE HIM IN THE NECK!

LIKE A ZOMBIE!

>>13953926
I'd like a description of our potential assailent as well

>>13953917
This first, then mine
>>13953933
if it doesnt work.

>>13953939
This sounds entertaining to say the least.

>>13953926

The man looks middle-aged and weather-beaten, with salt-and-pepper hair and a seamed face. The sword in his hand is plain and nondescript.

>>13953963
Clothing?

Try to avoid a fight as urgently as possible, fake injury then GTFO as soon as he turns his back. There are other meals out there that are easier to get with risking being skewered on the pointy end if a sword.

>>13953963
SHIT, ADVENTURER! We just became a Random Encounter here guys, now what do?

>>13953917
Seconding this
and when he truns its knife to the jugular

>>13953978

Whoops. That should read "WITHOUT risking"

Looks like run got to 3 first

>>13953917
Rule of 3.

>You fold over and grab at your abdomen, moaning in false pain.
Bluff check 20 + 4 circumstance, Sense motive check 24
>The man looks at you, then at the large puddle of blood on the floor. He asks quickly "What happened here? Where's Conaght?

>>13954038
Groan, drool a little and slump over, weakly point up the ladder with one hand. Should get him into a good position for an ambush

>>13954038
Bluff illness and dono where guy he mentioned is.

Moan in pain and point up the ladder...
Wait till he has back to us and lowers sword to grab ladder...
Then knife through throat.

>>13954038

Through our sobs, we say, "A madman with a knife...he killed my babies...Conaught tried to stop him...they're...they're upstairs..."

>>13954004
Worry not child, the rest of the land of 4chan may have caused you grievances.
But this is a haven, a sanctuary. The grammar nazi have no place in here.
sometimes the wayward trool stumble upon the entrance to this place, but he is dealt quickly by our white knight army.
you may rest here young one, for you are in /tg/.

>>13954038
Fall over pretending to fall unconscious, wait for him to come over then get the drop on him and cut his throat.

>>13954038
Something about being burgled? Mind's blanking right now.

>>13954038

"Monster...attacked, dragged him out there..."

Say it as pained as possible, ham up your injury. Motion to the window, hopefully he'll go up to investigate, turning his back on us, giving us an opportunity to GTFO through the open front door.

Keep up the ruse. If you see a good kill opportunity, then go for it.

>>13954071

Oh no, we do NOT want tonpick a fight with this guy at our current level of ability. There are plenty of easier meals elsewhere in the city.

>>13954058
>>13954063
>>13954067

>Between pained groans, you say "A madman with a knife...he killed my babies...Conaught tried to stop him...they're...they're upstairs..."
>He immediately begins climbing into the loft.

What do you do?

>>13954117
Upwards stab in the crotch.

Give him the Caesar treatment.

>>13954117

Get out of there. Find some hobo to consume and lose our appearance.

>>13954117
Ambush! And when we finish him we take out meal upstairs to eat.

Wait until he's out of sight and GTFO. Tempting as it is to try and take this guy down, our luck won't hold out forever. Let's duck into an alley and find a bum to eat or something.

Did we get any info on Conaught's master while we were snacking on him?

>>13954171
this

Okay, so we're "Heavily Injured" in the guy's mind. If we move fast, that probably seems rather sketch to Old McPepperBeard, who's already on guard for murderers...and he has that sword...lay low, keep up the bluffin'.

Feint and go for the eyes while yelling "Boo!"

>>13954188

Which is why we wait until he's up the ladder and out of sight. We should be out of there and into an alley before he realizes what's going on, and we'll have given ourselves enough time to consume a hobo or something and get a new disguise. Clean getaway if all goes well.

>>13954156
>>13954171
>>13954183
>Abscond

>As the man ascends the ladder, you make a break for it. You jump through the window you broke earlier, narrowly avoiding cutting yourself on a shard of glass. Behind you, you hear a shout of alarm. You don't stop running. By the time you stop, you're pretty sure nobody's following you. Unfortunately, you're also pretty sure you don't know where you are.
>You stand in a marketplace, now in full morning swing. Merchants hawk their wares as the morning sun's glare reflects off of the reddish stone walls of the buildings surrounding you. Women browse the market, while a lightly armoured man with a spear stands on the corner, watching the proceedings.

>What do you do?

>>13954245
So, just out of curiosity, are we capable of eating without making a mess of ourself, unlike the doppelganger from the original quest?

>>13954245

Find a stall or a shop that sells clothing.

Get to the nearest secluded place. We'll have to get a new disguise because soon we'll have guards looking for us after this fiasco.

>>13954273
but we have no money

Fuck, are we still covered in blood?

If so, duck into a dark alley or someplace else that's out of sight fast before we attract too much attention.

>>13954245
>abscond
...Fuck you. I'm still I-don't-even-know thousand strips behind on that shit.

Moving on...we just ran into a crowded marketplace with a clearly visible guard. Leave and go to someplace else. We don't exactly have any money, anyways, so no reason to muck about in a bazaar.

>rgearr nuns
Good point, Captcha. Are there any holy persons nearby, especially with any sort of equipment we could use?

>>13954267
If you take your time, sure. But unless otherwise stated, your not taking care, and just splattering shit everywhere. You can devour a medium-size corpse in 30 seconds or so... do the math.

>>13954345
So then, not only are we in the middle of a crowded market in full view of a guard, but we're covered in blood too?

>>13954345
5*5*6 cubic foot box * 73% liquid = 1 metric fuckton of a mess.

Shoplift some better (read: Not painted red) clothes and skedaddle.

>>13954364
Not covered, just spattered. One could easily mistake you for the victim of an attack or something.

Are there sewers?
..........
On that note, what happens to us if we eat a rat?

>>13954345

Are there any children running around playing? If there are, let's try to lure one into an alleyway. If it works, we can have a quick snack and take it's form before the guards notice.

>>13954384
We really should have stopped in an allyway, we have 11 int now, there's no excuse for this kind of stupidity.

>>13954401
My God...
We're Slenderman

Okay, 4 options:

1) Duck into dark alley, hide, ambush random person and try to steal clothes/appearance.

2) Act as though wounded and searching for help.

3) Attempt to talk a child into following you into a dark alley, eat/assume appearance.

4) Other

option 1

I say we find a second story building if there is one and climb into the second floor and try to get cleaned up.

>>13954434
... either 1 or 3

Trying not to sound like a creeper here but, option 3 my good sir.

>>13954434

Voting #1

Option 4 SLAUGHTER THE MARKET

>>13954460
Wait, I take it back

Option 4, climb a high building and wait on the roof for nightfall

Option 3

>>>13954452
>>13954460
>>13954471

>Realizing your appearance is at the very least startling and that you stand out like a sore thumb, you duck into an alleyway. After a little thought, you slump against the alley wall, trying to mimic the man you ate the night before. After a couple hours of waiting, a boy cuts through the alley. He seems nervous for some reason.

>What do you do?

>>13954483

It's early morning, I'm sure someone will see us and get suspiscious before night comes.

Get a new disguise first, whether by getting different clothes or taking someone's likeness.

>>13954513
Wait and watch. If nobody follows him, then we attack.

Get new form and then skip town to go find new abilitys.

Observe boy. Is he nervous of us or about something else?

>>13954534

Second.

>>13954534
this

>>13954513

Get the kid's attention, draw him deep into the alley out of sight and then EAT HIM and take his appearance.

Also, leave quickly after that before his mom or someone comes looking for him.

>there is a kid. You eat things. What do you do?
CHOOO CHOOO!! ALL ABOARD DB RAILROAD!

>>13954513
NOM obviously.

>>13954534
>>13954563
>>13954567
>The boy slowly, hesitantly walks down the alley. He seems to be alone. As he passes by you, you pounce. He flinches back, and you miss. He runs back out of the alleyway.
>What do you do?

>>13954585
That was the option from the decision before, so he railroaded us into our choice...

>>13954605
Clear out of this ally and try a different one. Look for a hobo or something. No one will care if a hobo smells and is covered in strange fluids unless we get to close

>>13954605
It worked last time, try ABSCONDing again. Or else prepare for STRIFE! because you know this kid's gonna go get mommy.

...Actually, who suggested fleeing the city? I mean, mass-murder within city limits is *generally* frowned upon. And we aren't exactly death on a stick yet.

>>13954605

What the fuck kind of a monster are we if we can't even get the drop on a ten year old kid? This needs to change.

But for now we need to get out of here before the kid attracts attention to us.

I guarantee I am not railroading. I simply craft a situation and follow the roll of the dice once you make your decision. Frankly, I didn't even consider that the boy showing up was similar to "Hey kid, want some candy?" option.

>>13954605
I say we need to relocate before he tells anyone, higher ground I think, so we can get a good view of our surroundings, plus people don't look up in citys too often.

Grab random appearance go to another town.

>>13954636
>go get mommy
>implying Mom's gonna fuck our shit up
I blame late-night derpiness. What I meant was, kid's gonna go *tell* mommy...who'll tell daddy...who's probably a Watch Captain or something. Or even if he's not, he just has to tell someone else. Abscond.

>aLand rats.
Captcha misses the days where we were scarfing down rats. A moment of silence for the golden days past. Oh, wait, living in alleyways sucks dick, nevermind.

>>13954605
Hide, dont need a guard coming and catching us.

>>13954650
>>13954636
This was easier in the first DD because we ate that pet shop in the first session. Lot of good stats, skills and feats from that.

We're weak now, but if we tweek our hunting methods a bit it won't be long before we're wrasslin gators in the sewers

>>13954630
>>13954636
>>13954650
>As you leave the alley, you hear a man curse. Trying to avoid attention, you make your way to another alley. A woman with filthy clothes is leaned against the alley wall in a stupor.

What do you do?

>>13954661

Take woman's form eat man go to another town

>>13954696
>>13954696
Wait, there was someone else there and we didn't know? Did we just save the kid or something?

Oh, and eat the bitch.

>>13954696
A completely vulnerable ham sandwich! We all know the drill.

Approach her friendliy, try to get info about this place, before we kill her.

>>13954728
Second

>>13954696

What's she look like, aside from the filthy clothes?

I also vote for eating her.

We really should be thinking more about long term goals now though. Hunting people is a bit more trouble than it's worth and we're also likely to attract more attention faster that way. We should probably find a source of animals to build up our skills and stats before hunting more people.

>>13954770
2nd

>>13954713
>>13954722
>>13954728

>You walk up to the woman. When you attempt to prod her awake, she mutters. When you prod her harder, she swings a knife at you without warning. She manages to stab you in the side.
>HP 8/11

What do you do?

Had problems with flood detection

Kill her, take form, go eat animals until we build our shit up.

>>13954788
Oh it is ON now! Knife her good!

>>13954788

Attempt to disarm her, stab her with her own knife, then OMNOMNOM

>>13954788
>>13954788
Eh? Tolly only one of those vote was to try and talk to her

Rape her.

>>13954821

Seconding this.

>>13954810
>>13954821
>>13954829
>You lash out in return. A couple frenzied stabs later, the woman is dead.

Choose 1 of the following:
Appearance/Voice
Knowledge: Local 2 ranks
Profession: Crack Whore 1 rank
Sleight Of Hand: 1 rank

Appearance. Leave town or at least lay low until we nom some animals for stat bonuses.

>>13954838
Talk THEN eat.
I try to accommodate multiple votes if possible.

>>13954876
Local Knowledge. I think we can put off getting a new disguise for a least a little while.

>>13954876
I didn't know crack whore was a profession in PF

Take appearence

>>13954876

Gonna go with local knowledge.

Also, take her clothes if they're not too bloodied, that dude with a sword is probably still looking for us.

Profession: Crack Whore 1 rank

1) Its something we will never see in any RPG assise from fatal.
2) we can whore our selves to a few men in the city and eat them.

locale knowledge +1

>>13954919
>>13954902

It's a joke. Like Death Blossom, if it seems like a joke, it probably is.

Take Local Knowledge.

Local Knowledge

>>13954946
FUCK YOU OP YOU OFFERED IT AS AN OPTION NOW MAKE GOOD ON YOUR PROMISE

>>13954935
>>13954903
>>13954899

>You take the woman's clothes, then devour her corpse. As you do, snippets of knowledge of the local streets filter through your head.

What do you do?

>>13954969
Hide. Consume animals.

>>13954969

Consult our newly found knowledge for where some tasty homeless people might be hanging out.

>>13954969
Knowledge check!

What do we know? Places to go, places to avoid?

>>13954969
Any good hiding spots? Houses to raid for stuff or food?

>>13954975

This. Are there any pet shops or animal markets we could possibly raid tonight?

Also, Tolly, be careful about the joke abilities you put in, you never know when someone will actually vote on it and expect you to follow through.

>>13955021
Or what clever ways people will come up with to abuse them.

>>13954986
>>13954988
>>13954991

>Combing through the woman's memories, 2 places stand out.

>1. The local temple. The priestess often gives out alms to the poor and blessings to the ill.

>2. The local crime syndicate has a strong presence in a nearby verisia den.

>>13955041
Good to know, but not what I was looking for.

Where'd this crack whore we just ate live?

>>13955041

Both sound pretty dangerous. Let's try the temple.

>>13955054
to elaborate, If she had some "safe" spot to get high then we could hunt around that area for more easy pickings

>>13955041
Local Temple, time to get homeless.

>>13955041

We should go to the temple, get healed up and maybe try and get a little cash from the priestess, playing ourselves as a poor, out-of-luck bum who got stabbed and robbed of what little possessions we had.

>>13955041
Local temple. Let's see if we can eat the homeless or even the priestess if we have the luck.

Looks like Temple is the popular vote.

Still like to know where our victim layed low though

>>13955119
>>13955093
>>13955080
>>13955061
You guys will draw the eye of a wrathful deity, I just know it.

>>13955119

Whoa, whoa slow down there. If we eat a priestess we'll have the entire city tipped off to our presece and majorly pissed. Use her for now, the time for nomming her will come later after we get stronger and sneakier.

The verisia den is her usual cahoots, forgot to mention that.

>>13955093
>>13955080
>>13955061

>You make your way out of the alley. The midday sun beats down hard, and the streets have mostly cleared out, with the citizenry choosing to stay out of the harsh heat.
>The local temple is a small, humble affair built of the same red stone as the rest of the city. Inside the main door is a small foyer. The cool flagstone floor sooths your feet after the burning cobble outside.
An aging woman in pale yellow garments invites you in. "May the Emperor favor you. Where are you from?"

>>13955170
Knowledge check! What do we know about this temple/religion?

>>13955201
Seconding.

>>13955201

Seconding this.

Also, play ourselves off as just a homeless person. We need healing and some cash, maybe a cleaner set of clothes or a cloak.

>>13955201
>>13955232
>>13955240

>Although you wrack your brain, you haven't learned anything about local religion.

Can somebody come up with something to say? I really can't think of any lines for a homeless person.

>>13955280
"Buggerit Millennium Hand and Shrimp"

>>13955280

Hell, let's just go in there and tell the truth: that we've lost our memory and we don't know who we are or where we've come from.

Homelessystan friend. I seek refuge from the famous Trash Wars of yesteryear.

>>13955280

"just a poor soul down on her luck trying to survive in the alleyways."

Break down crying, explain how someone mugged us and took what few possessions we had, ask for healing and maybe some money or clean change of clothes.

>>13955349
lol well played anon

>>13955376

>"I'm just a poor soul down on her luck trying to survive in the alleyways."
>"You need food? Come with me. Never say Heaven doesn't provide." She leads you through the main temple sanctuary to a room in the back. Inside is a small bed and a table with two chairs. She leaves the room and returns in a few moments with a small plate of rolls. "So, what brought you to the temple? Is it the wound in your side? Or do you also seek spiritual guidance?"

>>13955369

No, we need to attract as little attention as possible. If we give her a reason to actually look after us long-term it'll make it a lot harder to go hunting without raising suspicion.

Besides, why should we be concerned with our memories. We kill, we consume, we ARE. What we might have been is of no importance to us right now

>>13955376
Right, we are bleeding, so that should lend some credability to the story

>>13955369
With a WIS of 7 we lack the foresight to be overly concerned with our future or our origins

>>13955420
Both!

>Learn holy skills.
>Extreme Doppelganger Zelot

>>13955420

We were mugged, need healing and some cash if possible.

Religion is of no concern to us. (but don't say that to her face like that)

Talk with her to learn more about her.
Wait until she goes to sleep.
Kill her.
Eat her.
Take on her appearance
Eat every homeless person that comes by looking for handouts and become stronger.

>>13955506
I like it

>>13955506
Not right now and no waifu bullshit.
Get healed leave become stronger.

>>13955506

Thirding this.

>>13955506

That sounds like a great way to get the city guard coming around and asking questions that we won't be able to cover up.

Let's just get healed up, then leave and hunt some animals for stat boosting and skills. There are plenty of other meals out there.

>>13955506
>>13955518

>"Who am I? I am the resident priestess. I keep the temple a bright place in the darkness, much as the Emperor does for our empire. I perform the daily ceremonies, I heal hurts and ills of the local community, and I try to guide the spirits of the local people as best I can." Her eyes light up as she describes her place in life.

Do you want a description of the local religion or tl;dr?

>>13955506
How the fuck will we pull this off? We don't know shit about he religon.

>>13955585
Let's hear it.

>>13955585
It'll be good to know even if we don't try to impersonate her

>>13955585
Let's leave it at 1 sentence.

Fiend Folio First Edition

>>13955596

All right then. Over the next hour, the old woman describes the Imperial religion to you. It's a combination of ancestor worship and an imperial cult; people pray to Heaven, and the Emperor (and by extension, his religious servants) are seen as the link between this world and the next. Is it real? I won't say. However, the old woman's capable of magically healing your wounds somehow.

At the very least we can eat her. She probably carries some nice bonuses.

>>13955634
Get her alone and kill and eat her.

1 rank in Knowledge: Religion acquired!
HP 11/11

>Your impromptu lesson in religion is interrupted by the sound of knocking at the front door of the church. The priestess goes to answer, leaving you alone.

What do you do?

Find someone to eat Tolly. I really don't care how just find someone.

>>13955663

Stay where you are and don't act suspicious, but be ready to scram if the visitor is going to cause trouble.

>>13955663
Hide.

Don't we have stealth?

>>13955689

This.

I try to check out what is happening
I also vote we find a way to kill her and consume her
after all we are not playing bard's tale
and at least for me I didn't come here to roleplay a loldeep character.

>>13955696
Oh, shit, that somehow slipped my mind. Added it to the skill list.

>>13955663
A brief descripition of the religion for us if you don't mind and let's not try anything risky. The last thing we need is a bunch of angry villagers riled up because we ate Mother Teresa. Also don't want to risk getting kicked out for stealing.

>>13955696

Doesn't look like it.

>>13955696
no

>>13955733
>>13955734
Looks like you guys are fucking retarded.

I wasn't here for the first part so I have a quick question (even though it is not relevant at this point):

Does the assimilate require us to have killed the target or the target be freshly dead at the time of eating?
If not, I suggest that we wait till nightfall and go find the cemetery/mortuary and have ourselves a stat feast on corpses that can't fight back and won't be missed.

>>13955730
Seconding all of this.

>>13955734
>>13955733

You have a +4 natural bonus to stealth, I forgot to add to the document.

I say we eat the damn priest.
>>13955730
>The last thing we need is a bunch of angry villagers riled up because we ate Mother Teresa. Also don't want to risk getting kicked out for stealing.

You want to live forever?

It's been four hours and almost nothing happened, I vote we eat the priest too somehow.

>>13955730
>>13955749
Read this >>13955634

>>13955745
Frankly, you're going to have to experiment.

>You decide to stay put in the room and see what happens. You hear the priestess talking to a group of men. They seem angry. She talks to them for a few more minutes, then she returns. "They say a madwoman killed her family and escaped into the streets. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to." She sighs. "What would cause a person to do those sort of horrible things?"

What do you do?

>>13955783
HEEEEEEEELL NO SIR!
KO her.
Use stealth to hide and hope person goes away/when they look they see no one.
Quietly lock the door.
Clean devour.

Also OP IMO we should get 2 picks for clean devours.

>>13955797
"Oh how monstrous."

>>13955797

Ok, you know what? Fuck it.

Eat her just for the sheer, deliciously evil irony of that question. THEN IMMEDIATELY GET OUT OF TOWN.

>>13955797

"I saw a woman like that. Tried to stab me, she did."

>>13955797
Oh snap! what a tweeeest!
I vote we try to confort her to catch her off her guard and nomnomnom her away, so she can join her family in heaven obvously.

Get behind her, snap her neck and stab her, eat her, and be awesome.

>>13955810

Second.

>>13955810

>Also OP IMO we should get 2 picks for clean devours.

Tollymains opinion on this?

>>13955810
scruffysecond.jpg

I already used it elsewhere.

>When she turns her back, you strike. Before she can react you've snapped her neck cleanly. Carefully, so as not to leave a trace, you devour her.

Choose 1:
Appearance/Voice
Wis 19
Knowledge: Religion 4 ranks
Profession: Priestess 4 ranks
Diplomacy 3 ranks
Sense Motive 5 ranks

Feels like a setup, but like Anon said, who wants to live forever?

Gank the god bitch and eat her whole!

>>13955919
WISDOM 19 MY GOD!

>>13955919

Personally, even though I was up for impersonating her and killing the homeless that come by....
That 19 Wis looks really tasty... And probably not something we will see again anytime soon...
Not voting, just saying....

>>13955919
Shit, that's a lot of good choices

>>13955919

WISDOM FUCK YEAH.

Also get out of there NOW and leave town immediately.

>>13955919

Looks like her wisdom didn't save her in the end! Maybe we can put it to better use.

I'd go for for profession
we could use some awesome healing powers

This Empra fellow sound pretty good, we should take religious knowledge of him and preach his faith.

Let's case this place. Find any money, valuable items, and tasty homeless people. Oh, and a new set of clothes.

>Wis 19
>Profession: Priestess 4 ranks
I don't know guys
can we get healing if we get her profession? cause I think we may need healing more, if we get then i'd go for that
if not then WIS
but I also think it will be easier to find someone else with a high WIS than a priest

Okay, I'm seeing a consensus for wisdom.

>The old woman goes down surprisingly easy. As she does, your intuition and perception sharpen. You realize something. That was too easy.

Wis 19. Pure stats ftw.

Ok OP lets move on and away from here before people come looking.
Just a list of things I think we should look for (to eat) for others:
Drunk easy to prey on guard.
Prostitutes.
More homeless.
Stray dog.
If we can somehow catch a bat, lets eat a bat.

Thread is might be reaching limit in not too long. Is someone archiving this?

>>13956045
It's nowhere near the limit, genius.

>>13956045
is there a limit for posts?
I thought there was only a image limit

>>13956036
Aww shit. Is there a mob of angry homeless people on the other side of the door?

I say we make our goal to eventually nom nom the emperor.
it will be best if we have clear goals instead of just randomly nomming people.

>>13956044
Some of this list is pretty good.
Noming animals will give us some extra sensory powers. Good for tracking prey.

>>13956036

Fucking hell. Nothing ever goes smoothly, does it?

Look for a back way out. Or a vertical way. We have a good climbing speed, let's put it to use for a rooftop escape.

Wha-oh.

>>13956121
This. Let's use our newfound wisdom to quicky ABSCOND!

>>13956069
Maybe.

>>13956044
You decide to get on out of the place. A quick ransacking of the place produces several dozen copper pieces and a basket of bread. You decide it would be better to leave the holy golden instruments alone. Notable things of little monetary value consist of a letter to the old woman's nephew, an old corroded sword under the old woman's bed, and a will leaving the sword and a couple trifles to her nephew.

What do you do?

>Rooftop escape.
>See if there are any animals we can eat on the roof.
>Maybe go to an inn and try eating cooked animal? It may give us something useful and maybe let us eat something older then recently dead people (corpses)

Also OP: how large a portion of somethign must we eat to obtain the skill select?

>>13956150
Huh, I thought someone suggested checking for valuables.

>>13956164
Experiment. I will say this. When you gain skill from a creature, you gain a stacking number of ranks equal to 1/4 of their ranks, rounded down.

>>13956150

Sword is probably useless and will weigh us down, leave it. ABSCOND via rooftops with our climbing ability.

>stacking number

So if we eat a Rank 4 guy then a Rank 5 we get Rank 5 or Rank 9?

Dose it work if we eat Rank 5 then Rank 4?

Also second for rooftop escape, take coins and maybe sword, eat an animal on the roof to experiment.

>>13956204
If you eat 2 rank 4 people, you will gain 1 from the first and 1 from the second. Also, you can only gain ranks from people with higher total ranks than you.

>>13956195
>>13956164
>>13956121

Claws slip out of your fingers, allowing you to climb the walls. You climb the stone-block walls until you reach one of the high windows. The window is unopenable.

What do you do?

Take the money, sword and letter and head to the rooftop, and find a pigeon or something to eat while we're up there.

>>13956232
Break it open. With the loot we took it will look like a simple robbery.

>>13956232

Let's go to the door and see if we can hear anything on the other side.

>>13956246
plus
>>13956241

Anyone home?

>>13956313
Sorry, I'm tired. I think I'm going to end it soon.
>>13956241
>>13956246
>You smash out a window, then climb gingerly through the frame. The sun reflecting off of the stone roof is actually painful. You might want to leave this roof quickly.

What do you do?

Dance like there was no tomorrow

Alternatively, eat a pigeon

>>13956357
I'd go for eat pigeon. Also if there is a nest up here lets try eating a few eggs to see what happens. Maybe we won't get any "learned skills" (if a pigeon can learn) but we can obtain some natural ones with more ease due to the fetal state.

>>13956357
>>13956386
>You search for birds, but you don't see any. They're probably taking cover from the blinding heat. Down below, you hear somebody shout something about the window.

>>13956404
My idea to eat eggs was awesome. Find us some eggs OP.

>>13956404
jump through roofs with our reflexes
will this be archived?
I need to get to bed
also OP, when are these threads going to happen?

>>13956404

Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. Find the darkest, alley you can and eat a hobo. They're looking for a woman, so let's find a dude.

>>13956423
They are looking for a human, lets give them a bird.

If not lets use our climbing skill to get down discretely and find a inn. Eat some cooked animal to see if we can get skills from it and pick up on local gossip.

>so let's find a dude.
good one, I agree.

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Sarcasm aside, I'm too tired to continue. Hope you all have a good weekend. I might do another session tomorrow night if I'm up to it, and if I don't drown in engineering homework. Have a good one.

Oh, constructive criticism is welcome. If you have something to say, go ahead.

So far so good. I'm enjoying these a lot. Is there a way to acquire character classes, or is that another "experiment more" thing?

Let us gain bonuses from eating people cleanly, calmly and over a period of time rather then rushing them down and leaving a mess.

It will encourage us to be a bit more stealthy in some cases.