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It's new, but is it improved?
HEY! You wanna splash SO MANY BANDITS?
Try FIRESTORM! The game for people who need GRATUTITUS AMOUNTS OF FIGHTER COMBAT! With all new flavors like SUKHOILATE! It's like flying Flankers through an ELECTRICAL STORM! Sound the alarm, you’re gonna cause UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF WARCRIMES!
What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about HOGBERRY? Made with A-10's, REAL A-10's! ACM (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at it. It’s the energetic RPG for fligh/tg/uys. ENER/tg/! These aren’t op_again puns, these are Showtime puns. SWART KATTES!
Roll in, disengage, roll in, disengage, barrel roll, aileron roll, more rolls than YOUR LOCAL BAKERY! You’ll be so fast, chopper jocks will be like "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW DOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU!" and Fox-Three it in the face with your POWER-SLAMMERS!
You’ll have so many missiles, MISSILES (aaaahhhhh!) just flying off the racks ALL THE TIME! Sidewinders, Atolls, Slammers, Mavericks, Kestrels, Penguins. You’ll have so many Penguins. 400 PENGUINS!
Load SUKHOILATE into your Penguins and they’ll be good at EXPLODING. Make enemy ships sink ABNORMALLY FAST. They’ll fly as sink as fast as the HOOD. People will watch them and think it's the HOOD. They'll sink as fast as the HOOD, over the wreck of the HOOD, and then David Ballard will show up and HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE!
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t waste your time on /tg/ (Waaaaaarrrrddddd!). Try FIRESTORM, the online RPG that will make you (aaahhh!) MERCENARIES (aaahhh!)