*There are sounds of xenos frying under the attentions of a pair of nitro troopers*
Nicholas: "Tonight, we have bug bacon!"
Olaf: "We always have bug bacon, Nicholas. I'd like to have something other than bug bacon one day."
Nicholas: "But is taste of Krussian victory!"
*Sounds of battle in the background intensify as loud explosions are heard all around*
Olaf *shouting*: "VICTORY IS CLOGGING MY ARTERIES! I JUST WANT TO EAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT WANTS TO KILL ME AS MUCH AS IT DID WHEN ALIVE!"
*The shrieks of xenoforms can be heard approaching*
Nicholas: "OLAF, your right!"
Olaf: "Of course I'm right."
Nicholas:"NO, TO YOUR RIGHT."
*A flamethrower can be heard spraying fire*
Nicholas: "You need to beink paying more attention, Olaf, that one almost got you."
*Olaf can be heard breathing heavily*
Olaf: "I just... had too much bacon..."
Nicholas: "Comrade, why are you clutching your chest like that?"
*Olaf can be heard collapsing on the ground*
Unnamed Field Marshal: "Another death for Glorious Kruss, charge! "
*Several shouts as troops begin charging forward, sounds of hordes of xenos shrieking as both sides are cut down in large numbers.*
*After minutes of battle, the sounds begin to dies down. Footsteps can be heard*
"Here is another one, looks like his gear is still intact. Did he die from the enemy?"
"Heart attack, comrade."
"Remember comrades, while bacon made from the xenoform tastes of delicious triumph, you must balance diet with nutritious Ration packs from inner-mantle organics processing facility!"
*"This program brought to you by Dietary Marshal Petronov"