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01/27/11(Thu)15:49 No.13680554*There are sounds of xenos frying under the attentions of a pair of nitro troopers* Nicholas: "Tonight, we have bug bacon!" Olaf: "We always have bug bacon, Nicholas. I'd like to have something other than bug bacon one day." Nicholas: "But is taste of Krussian victory!" *Sounds of battle in the background intensify as loud explosions are heard all around* Olaf *shouting*: "VICTORY IS CLOGGING MY ARTERIES! I JUST WANT TO EAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT WANTS TO KILL ME AS MUCH AS IT DID WHEN ALIVE!" *The shrieks of xenoforms can be heard approaching* Nicholas: "OLAF, your right!" Olaf: "Of course I'm right." Nicholas:"NO, TO YOUR RIGHT." *A flamethrower can be heard spraying fire* Nicholas: "You need to beink paying more attention, Olaf, that one almost got you." *Olaf can be heard breathing heavily* Olaf: "I just... had too much bacon..." Nicholas: "Comrade, why are you clutching your chest like that?" *Olaf can be heard collapsing on the ground* Unnamed Field Marshal: "Another death for Glorious Kruss, charge! " *Several shouts as troops begin charging forward, sounds of hordes of xenos shrieking as both sides are cut down in large numbers.* *After minutes of battle, the sounds begin to dies down. Footsteps can be heard* "Here is another one, looks like his gear is still intact. Did he die from the enemy?" "Heart attack, comrade." - "Remember comrades, while bacon made from the xenoform tastes of delicious triumph, you must balance diet with nutritious Ration packs from inner-mantle organics processing facility!" *"This program brought to you by Dietary Marshal Petronov" |