Lured by the spoils of battle, he sought to plunder the venerable City of Gold alongside a crew of mercenaries.

For a brave and honorable Futuron, there is no higher calling!

Though the city's riches were promised to any man who could seize them, all had their sight on one treasure beyond compare: the Diamond of Amia, a stone with which one man could buy a planet!

Rumors hold the diamond lies hidden inside the city, though none may say where!

Alone among his company he fought his way to the very gates of the city...

...but even mighty Endman could not stand against the press of Imperial soldiers!

Now, he finds himself imprisoned in the slave pens beneath the City of Gold, though no cage may hold a Futuron for long!

Alongside him stands Antipolus, the feral M-Tron, outcast among his kind and Endman's brave companion!

Suddenly, soldiers appear, bearing electrostaves which can bring even a Futuron to his knees!

"On your feet, barbarians! The Governor has deemed you worthy of giving us sport in the arena! Fight bravely, and one among you may live to serve him in chains!"

"Come quietly, lest you pass on before we've had our sport!"

What will you do, Endman of Futuron?

>>13623212
Stop smiling like a retard all the time.

>>13623212
What choice do we have? I guess we go with the guards.

>>13623232

Prison sodomy.

We will fight for honor and Futuron! To the arena!

>Also, fuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

This is awesome! Fucking Edgar Rice Burroughs lego pulp up in this motherfucker!

We FIGHT! For FUTURON!

The roar of the crowd is deafening...

"Before you stands the outlaw Futuron who dared to scheme for our wealth! Watch now, as the outworlders battle for our pleasure!"

Find a weapon! even a 1-stud knife would save our behinds now!

A figure appears on the ornate balcony... the Governor, who holds the City of Gold and indeed the entire planet in his grasp!

You find your eyes drawn not to him, but to...

Pull a John Carter. Unite the gladiators and lead them to victory over the guards and escape.

...the comely maiden behind him, and the stone that lies upon her breast...

...the Diamond of Amia!

"Fellows, let us not fight amongst each other!"

Behind the white spaceman, a masked gladiator bursts forth, charging across the sand at you!


Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Endman!


To roll a die, type

dice 1d12

in the email field.

Agreed: The white gladiator with the sword is probably the returning champion... We hold him (or her) off, we live to see tomorrow. Remember, John Carter... Don't kill, just incapacitate. Be humble, compliment the fallen. A living man is a man that can watch our back.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13623397
"But fight together! For our FREEDOM!"

Leap forward to block the charging Gladiator's attack.

rolled 9 = 9

Let us give them glorious battle!

Futuron!

>>13623398
>The white gladiator with the sword is probably the returning champion

He was in the cell with you, and he was one of the mercenaries that tried to sack the City.

dice 1d12

Fight as brothers! Charge to engage the Masked Gladiator!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13623407

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman...

rolled 5 = 5

Alert the White gladiator of the charging masked gladiator. When he gets in melee range, attack his weapon to disarm him.

rolled 5 = 5

Beat back the Gladiator's flail with my weapon!

His flail wraps around my staff, giving me the opportunity to pull his weapon from his hands!

>>13623451

The gladiator is a veteran of this arena, and may not be disarmed so easily!

rolled 11 = 11

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman!

If Antipolus does something, roll a d12 for him as well!

rolled 12 = 12

>>13623538
Roll to the side in defensive mode, and plead to the gladiator!

"It does not have to be this way! We can be free men if we work together! Let us not shed blood for the enjoyment of our oppressors!"

Antipolus: moves behind and attack

rolled 4 = 4

>>13623577
oops

rolled 1 = 1

>>13623557
...Pffffffohgod. He laughs so hard he falls over and we crush his head instantly?

rolled 5 = 5

>>13623538
Roll aside his next blow, grab the chain, swing our toot into his side!

>>13623557

You roll away just in time, as the wicked spiked ball thuds against the sand only inches from your face!

"Bah! What can a barbarian slave offer me?"

The gladiator swings his cruel weapon into the air...

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

rolled 8 = 8

>>13623649
"FREEDOM!"

Leap up and stun him.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13623630
Continue to plead to him to join me!

"Reconsider, I beg you! There is more to life than this! With our combined strength, we can take our freedom and escape this wretched place!"

rolled 4 = 4

Antipolus tackles the gladiator full on, before he can crush his naive friend!

"He will never understand freedom, Endman! Clearly he lives for battle. If we want to earn his respect, we must defeat him!"

>>13623666

With a mighty cry, you leap to your feet, sending the metal pole slamming into the gladiator's helm!

>>13623686
Why are you saging the thread?

>>13623756
He's not.

You raise your club to bring it down upon him once more, when suddenly-

"Hyaaa!"

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

 

rolled 7 = 7

>>13623800
I pry the beasts mouth open with my staff so that it cannot us!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13623800
Jam bar down croc's throat.

GOD I HOPE IT DOESN'T BREATHE FIRE.

>>13623813

What now???

rolled 1 = 1

>>13623843
Pick up flail.

>>13623843
Stop smiling you bastard, this is serious!
Quickly, hop on the croc's back and stab its eyes out with your fingers!

>>13623863
>pick up
>flail

...Indeed.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13623863

The sand gives way beneath your feet, and you tumble to the ground!

Only one of you may react in time! Roll a d12 for whatever you choose, Endman!

>>13623873

rolled 4 = 4

>>13623899
Antipolus jabs it in the eye with his stick.

>>13623907
Ugh, I keep forgetting how to roll the dice.

rolled 6 = 6

>>13623913

"GRAAAH!"

The crocovore's wicked fangs dig deep into your flesh!

>>13623953
put

dice 1d12

or

noko dice 1d12

in the email field

Reach around and stab it in the eye!

rolled 3 = 3

Reach around and stab it in the eye!

>>13623993

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman!

My god, these rolls...

It's like we're playing every single game of Lego Quest ever.

rolled 7 = 7

LIFT THE CROC UP WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THROW IT INTO THE GLADIATOR

Antipolus and the white spaceman finally see an opening in the crocovore's hectic thrashings and take their shots, clubbing and stabbing its thick hide until the beast lies still!

rolled 11 = 11

>>13624014

PUNCH THROUGH THE ROOF OF ITS MOUTH INTO ITS BRAINCAGE!

RAWR!!!!

"Enough!" the Governor shouts.

"You fight well, outworlders! I feel the crowd deserves something more!"

"Release the terranha!"

From behind him, the maiden gasps as the crowd roars with eager lust for the spill of Futuron blood!

>>13624120

THWAM!

Gears squeal as the heavy portcullis rises...

From the darkness behind it, something enormous roars with furious rage, sending the crowd into silence!

>>13624227

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

rolled 6 = 6

>>13624236
Quickly hide against the wall on the side of the gate, to surprise the monster when it comes out!

"CRAWRRRRRAAAAAHHH!!!!"

rolled 12 = 12

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13624314
Throw the other gladiator at it.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13624314
Grab flail and bludgeon it's face in!

>>13624325

>>13624352

Roll a d12, Endman!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13624372
>>13624366
OH GODDAMNIT.
Quick, bludgeon both of them in the face with the flail!

rolled 9 = 9

>>13624384

SMACK THE BEAST IN THE THROAT WITH THE FAIL WHILE IT THRASHES THE OTHER GUY AROUND.

>>13624399
How do you smack someone with fail?

rolled 4 = 4

>>13624372
stab it in the throat while it's distracted!

>delicate allsor
it sure is

rolled 11 = 11

>>13624408

I DON'T KNOW BUT I ROLLED A GODDAMN 9 SO IT BETTER WORK!

>>13624427
Why is Richter Belmont in the crowd?

The titanic beast knocks you to the ground and crushes the air from your lungs!

Your battle seems hopeless...

>>13624455
He's on vacation.

The crowd roars for your blood!


(just realized I posted the 700 kb version)

rolled 7 = 7

>>13624468
"No...This cannot be the end!"
Endman says as he shuts his eyes tightly, his soul a-glow with an internal fire of passion.
"HHHRRRRRAHHHHHH!" He cries loudly as he lifts the beast's leg from his chest, and throws it off balance, sending it tumbling onto it's side!

THWACK!

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13624494

Awaken my latent psionic abilities and cause the beast's head to explode WITH MY MIND.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13624494
Topple the beast with my innate strength and flip it on it's back.

rolled 12 = 12

>>13624494

STRIKE WITH THE FLAIL AT THE BACK OF THE BEAST'S HEAD AS HE SPITS OUT THE OTHER GUY.

STRIKE HARD! ITS HEAD SHALL FLY INTO THE CROWD!

rolled 9 = 9

USE THE FORCE

>>13624372
>>13624366

...

Throw antipolus at the king

>>13624516
>>13624536
jimhalpert.jpg

rolled 4 = 4

>>13624516
>>13624536

Better think of something else quickly!

rolled 11 = 11

"Endman...Trust your instincts...Use the Force..."

rolled 7 = 7

Guy in red shirt should grab sword and lop off the beast's head.

Failing that, Endman, go for a wild swing into the face!

>>13624578

rolled 7 = 7

>>13624563
Roll backwards before you get chomped

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.

ROLLED A 12 FOR AWESOME AND WE GET BONED INSTEAD.

AH WELL. OFF TO MAKE SOME FRIED RICE.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13624546

KA-WHAM!

With a burst of Futuron strength, you send the great beast's head soaring into the crowd!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13624671
LOL.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13624563
Tickle the beast! It will flinch away, and fall onto it's side, snorting in laughter.

The immense skull crashes into the stands, smashing them and sending the crowd tumbling into the arena!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 3 = 3

>>13624743
Stand in the middle of the stadium, and raise your arms in a menacing gesture.

Loudly exclaim to the audience "Are you not amused?!"

rolled 3 = 3

>>13624743
Aid our fans, we are not beasts.

>>13624758

>>13624671
>>13624740
>>13624743
>>13624790

HOLY SHIT. I LEAVE FOR 10 MINS TO MAKE FRIED RICE AND THEN AWESOME HAPPENS.

I NEED TO MAKE FRIED RICE MORE OFTEN.

>>13624773

Without warning, the sharp sting of the electrostaff slams into you, driving you to the ground!

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Antipolus do, Endman!

rolled 11 = 11

Umm...

Try and calm them down, using bro techniques.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13624828
We roll away from our attacker, while Antipolus charges behind him, tackling him to the ground.

>>13624853
"Don't electrostaff me, bro!"

>>13624853

>>13624919
He's looking calmer already.

How's the hot chick with the Ice taking all this?

>>13624919
>>13624919

i like your style

Suddenly...

rolled 5 = 5

>>13624919
Take elctrostaff, electro other guard.

More Imperial soldiers, armed with burners as well as electrostaves, move to surround you and end your mockery!

What will you do, Endman?

rolled 11 = 11

>>13624983

Swing my flail mercilessly. Try to keep from being surrounded.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13624968

Roll a d12, Endman...

rolled 1 = 1

Cast an imploring look at the chick with the diamond.

>>13625027
mess his day up

rolled 7 = 7

Continue smiling like a douche

>>13625025

rolled 11 = 11

>>13625089

HOME RUN

but seriously lets get the fuck outta here before the entire army shows up

>>13625056

The Governor and his fetching companion have disappeared!

>>13625116

Fleeing the soldiers' burners, you clamber up the fallen balcony and leap free of the arena!

In your heart, you swear an oath to see the Governor brought low, and the Diamond of Amia in your hands!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>13625181
goodnight LQ

That was a fun game! And it ended at a decent time, so I'm still conscious and able to answer questions/ fool around some more!

All previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest


Additionally, $50 worth of pieces from Bricklink creeps up on you pretty quickly. Pic related...

Just for fun

AH! it was quite enjoyable LQ, If i could i would pay 10,000 thrones to you but unfortunatly im stuck at Inquisition HQ -.- please do archive more if i miss this quest i will surely hate myself for it, you are a good menial to the imperium

And by the way

>Cast an imploring look at the chick with the diamond.
>rolled 1 = 1

Classic Futuron move.

I love Lego Quest. All of them.

>>13625400
How could any woman resist that eerie blank smile?

>>13625440
Thanks, anon!

I wouldn't have as much fun doing this if people didn't get into it (obviously).

rolled 12 = 12

>>13625555
Compliment the actress on her fine performance, while smiling and maintaining a blank stare.

>>13625575

Oh damn I missed a legoquest thread.

>>13625629
And a pretty bloody one at that!

This one's my favorite.

OH Lego Quest I wanted to tell you something.
...
But I wanted to tell you this over a week ago and I am having trouble remembering what it was.

>>13625686
I...think...it had to do with a comic book reader format.

OH! It was:
Say you put the other Lego Quests into comic book reader format. You could include your description with each picture underneath it, and perhaps a cut of the 4chan post(s) that decided what the characters did in that scene above it.

How do you think that would work? It'd be less like a comic book, but would allow people to view the Lego Quests quickly.

>>13625686
Well ain't that a tosser.

It wasn't about bleaching white Legos to make them white again, was it? Because someone already told me about that.

>>13625717
>Say you put the other Lego Quests into comic book reader format. You could include your description with each picture underneath it, and perhaps a cut of the 4chan post(s) that decided what the characters did in that scene above it.

I've thought about it, but all that editing is pretty daunting.

I'm guessing you already know that the After the Brick episodes are in .cbr.

I just bought a huge lego castle online because of you.

Thank you.

>>13625779
>I just bought a huge lego castle online because of you.

Ha ha ha, awesome! Are you the anon who's planning a castle quest?

I got my Endman action figure in the mail last week! It even came with two burners!

>>13625803
DOHOHOHOHO

Did you seriously order a blue Futuron with two loudspeaker/blasters because of Endman?

If so, that is awesome and I will make you the image of your choice.

If not I will still make you a picture because you made me laugh.

>>13625795
It became a sailor/pirate quest and it was fun while it lasted. It involved stealing beards, tiny fire-breathing panthers and using said panthers as swords.

>>13625747
>I'm guessing you already know that the After the Brick episodes are in .cbr.
Yes, that is where I got the idea. I understand it would be quite daunting.

Hey, while we're here, I made this Lego vehicle a while back and just kind of left it sitting on a display shelf. I'll take a photo of it and put it here.

>>13625813
I already had the loudspeakers, but I bought the blue futuron just because of Endman.

All I ask is that you just keep doing Lego Quest.

>>13625836
>It became a sailor/pirate quest and it was fun while it lasted. It involved stealing beards, tiny fire-breathing panthers and using said panthers as swords.

Oh man, you didn't run it on here, did you? Is there any way I can look at it?

>>13625860
>All I ask is that you just keep doing Lego Quest.

Ha ha, will do!

>>13625844
[almost wish we had spoilers]Dunno if you were into Flipit.[/almost wish we had spoilers]

Here it is, 1/3.
It's a thing!

>>13625865
Well, I ran it in another language on a small forum (that I'd rather not link to on 4chan). Have another picture though!

Why do the players always want to eat corpses?

>>13625912
2

>>13625915
>Why do the players always want to eat corpses?

I dunno, broski. Starting a quest off with cannibalism probably doesn't help things.

>>13625930
3

Good god, I never go on /tg/ but I really have to start, this was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

>>13625915

I made a throwaway account just in case you want to
link me to the other forum.

>>13625912
>Flipit
Oh geez now I am imagining Endman's adventure on the Flipworld, and having to rely on his resilience as a man of Futuron to defeat the papercrafted models of the Flipworld.

>>13625955
This quest was fairly quick and dirty.

But you want more?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

Enjoy.

>>13625992
You are a god among bros!

I want to run an rpg with legos at my tabletop.
Not entirely sure how to do it.
But these threads make me want to play it.

>>13625968
I sent you the email. It's not much, but I hope you'll enjoy it.

>>13625955
Here, anon:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8HUD23L5

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=17bgtxq6

After the Brick and After the Brick: Dead by Dawn.

Two-fisted post-apocalyptic Lego Quest, presented in .cbr format for easy reading.

>>13626053
I laughed at the cats!

Also, Google Translate is pretty useful at reading this.

>>13626089
>mfw horrible translations quietly seep in

>>13626061
This is awesome. You're awesome

>>13626235
Yeah, well...

>>13625992
>fan macros

>>13625803
>buying replicas of the main characters

>>13625779
>purchasing entire sets

It does seem like people enjoy LQ. And it's pretty cool that I'm getting people (back) into Legos.

I guess I'll bump this for the rest of /tg/.

Awake and back again. There's a chance I might continue Endman's quest this evening (hopefully earlier than last night's starting time).

Otherwise, I am here and ready to talk Lego.

...and I just remembered that I dug up something I wanted to print out, just in case the opportunity to use it comes up. A little bit of canon history...

One more bump. If nobody's interested I'll let this thread die gracefully, and may or may not be back for more later today.

>>13629062
Hahaha.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13629873
So does he lose the guards?

>>13630030
>So does he lose the guards?

You'll have to watch for the next thrilling installment...

...of Endman...

...and the City of Gold!


Right here on /tg/!

>>13629062
Awesome!