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    8 KB Supernatural Registration Authority V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)00:52 No.13476786  
    I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't fucking trust these assholes. Any of you hear about what happened down in Houston a few days ago? Bunch of fucking Flamers or something burned down a whole apartment complex of Paras. Hell, there were even some humans living in there, they didn't care. I don't see the SRA doing much to find the assholes who did this, probably because they don't give two fucks about you if you're not human, they just want to track you and keep you in line. I don't know about any of you, but I want some fucking justice. We shouldn't have to put up with this bigotry because we're different from them.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)00:54 No.13476802
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    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)01:02 No.13476884
    The news does need to get passed around, apparently. Got a problem with it, pal?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:04 No.13476911
    For the last time this belongs in /new/!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:08 No.13476953
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    >I don't see the SRA doing much to find the assholes who did this, probably because they don't give two fucks about you if you're not human
    Man, what.

    The SRA is the SRA. Supernatural Registration Authority. The R part? Registration? That's important.

    They handle registration, not crimes against supernaturals. That's what the POLICE are for.

    You don't see the D-M-fucking-V going after people for parking tickets and car crashes. That's what cops and insurance is for. All the DMV is for is so everyone's registered.

    Same fucking deal.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:09 No.13476969
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:10 No.13476980
    >not Human
    Wait, so their animal abusers? Those fucks!
    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)01:11 No.13476995
    That's why they have agents who enforce the registration and handle the Paras, right? I guess you've never seen one of their little squads patrolling a Para neighborhood.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:17 No.13477063
    SRA Response Team member here.

    Kicking paranormal ass since '07.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:18 No.13477072
    this is what you idiots get for trusting the government.

    did any of you stop to maybe learn lessons from the past? Nope! you all went to be the first ones in line to sign up for the ghettos! I'm just waiting for the day they announce the first PN auschwitz "for their own protection"

    Idiots should have listened to the anarchists and progressives and signed up with the aclu honestly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:22 No.13477112

    I have to agree on some levels. It would be good if something could be done but the police don't do enough and us Church Knights don't have juristiction to perform investigations. The best we can do it set up some housing for those displaced and put a team on duty to stop it happening again.

    I am sorry that more is not being done.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:22 No.13477118
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    Man, there's a huge difference between going around getting folks to register and handling people who might have issues and investigating crimes.

    Another example. Office of Child Services. They have agents who go out and check on kids and so on.

    But, hey, surprise surprise! These agents do not investigate crimes against children.

    This is totally because they hate children and not because crime investigation is the police's job. No sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:25 No.13477144
    Please don't let this one devolve into fakepolitics shitslinging and attention whore, mary sue wanking.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:25 No.13477146

    Know what, while I'm here might as well make this an "Ask a SRA Response Team member anything" sub-thread. I'll try and share some experiences if you guys want too. Maybe a couple of 'war stories' or something.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)01:25 No.13477152
    Look. I know the word needs to get spread around...but anyone who would have registered probably already has. I registered myself and my kids when my ex-wife registered, and we're all living fine. It ain't a conspiracy, and it ain't a way to get murdered.

    Hellfire, I work for the SRA fixin' their cars and trucks and shit. Ain't like they notice if a few more cars break down a year. Sometimes I just can't help myself.
    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)01:28 No.13477177
    SRA response team, huh?
    Gee, wonder what that is.
    >> Gerald the Golem 01/11/11(Tue)01:32 No.13477225
    I Never Understood All The Anger People Have About Those Who Are Different. It Is As If Their Chem Compels Them, Despite How They Might Want To Change.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:32 No.13477231

    When there's a problem, like a big problem, we handle it. Do you remember hearing about that Werewolf that tore through Bulgaria in August of '03? Killed a whole whack of people. Remember when he got caught? That was us. Was kind of high profile, surprised you didn't hear about it.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)01:34 No.13477251
    Most humans are like that, bro.

    How's existence treatin' you? I'm seein' a golem right now, myself. He works down at the docks haulin' shippin' containers off the ships that come in.
    >> Gerald the Golem 01/11/11(Tue)01:37 No.13477299

    Life Is A Great Adventure. I Am Currently Employed By A Company Whose Purpose Is To Create Buildings. I Am Fascinated By The Process As It Is Similar To The One That Created Me.

    I Would Very Much Like To Obtain A Second Job At A Garage Such As Yours. I Greatly Enjoy Building And Fixing Things. My Chem Is Wrought To Do So.
    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)01:37 No.13477305
    I was being facetious to prove my point. As for the incident, I've definitely heard about it. It's not that I disagree that the Paras who commit crimes should be held responsible, though, don't get me wrong. It's that when it's human on nonhuman violence, it seems to be more biased. I don't know how you personally view human/nonhuman relations, but in general, the SRA strikes me as bigoted.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:38 No.13477317
    have any of you actually seen a SRA registration document? You pretty much declare in it that you are not human and therefore aren't protected by constitutional rights that humans enjoy.

    This has actually been used as a defense in some anti paranormal trials.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)01:39 No.13477329
    I don't care. I'm NOT human. In case ya couldn't tell by my ears and my teeth.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:41 No.13477346
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    Hey SRA, how do you handle ghosts? Do you shoot at them until they give up, or burn the entire place down thinking they died in the fire or try and demand they sign the forms?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:41 No.13477357
    I don't care if you aren't but signing away your constitutional protections in some show of racial pride isn't helping you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:43 No.13477374
    How did this organization come into effect?
    Besides, America has a better organization thats less sucky, you might of heard of us, we're called: F.E.A.R.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:43 No.13477389

    You know how cops eventually get so cynical that they're assholes to everyone? This job is kind of like that. I'm dealing with the worst of abhuman society on an almost daily basis. I've seen what a Troll can do when he's mad. I've seen how much havoc a rogue witch can cause. After that, it's kind of hard to live calmly alongside them. I'm as civil as I can be, but sometimes it's really hard.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)01:43 No.13477391
    Nah, bro. I just don't think you're trusting our government enough. It's not like everyone's out to get ya and all.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:44 No.13477392
    Good, they don't deserve the rights. If they're not human, then we owe them nothing.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:44 No.13477396
    So SRA are animal abusers? I think thats against the law.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:44 No.13477398

    Which is just bullshit. This shit does not fly in Australia. In Australia paras have full rights.

    It's even more messed up when you concider that the Third Vatican Council concluded that thier souls are as human as anyone elses. It's messed when the Catholic Church is more progressive that you.
    >> Gerald the Golem 01/11/11(Tue)01:46 No.13477417
    I Find This View Strange. If I Aid In The Construction Of Your Domicile, Do You Not Owe Me My Wage?

    Conversely, If You Owe Fellow Humans, Would Not Charities Be Well Off In Their Mission To Provide To Those In Need?

    Such Statements Puzzle Me. I Do Not Claim To be The Greatest Of Thinkers, However.
    >> Greenman 01/11/11(Tue)01:46 No.13477418
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    Hey guys, can I be human too? Lol
    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)01:48 No.13477445
    I can understand that. Hell, I've lived in some of the slums where the worst ones slither around. Para on Para violence is never fun, especially depending on what kinds we're talking about. But at the same time, humans can be just as bad. And, as much as I distrust your organization, I will concede that it's a ballsy job to undertake. I've never had to deal with an out-of-control troll, but I've heard stories.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:49 No.13477448
    ITT: otherkinfags
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:50 No.13477457
    What you earn is through work, through proving your worth. That is good, you don't use your pride as a reason for entitling things you don't deserve. If only there were more like you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:51 No.13477477
    just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't all out to get me.

    You need to take a cue from history and stand up for your rights and yourself before they are washed away entirely.

    In the entirety of human history, when have humans ever not exploited something they saw as "less then themselves"?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:53 No.13477501

    goddamnit i hope this fucking stops soon

    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:54 No.13477509

    It would be a insult towards supernaturals to have PETA defending their case.

    Worshipping abominations like monster cults of old.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:54 No.13477512
    ITT: Fags who hate roleplay

    Seems like a fun campaign setting to try.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:55 No.13477523
    this is now a meta thread

    let's get this shit out of here and back to /b/
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:55 No.13477528
    These threads are twisted parodies of /new/ and /int/ at times.

    And I rike it.

    And which if you sagefags haven't heard of pretend?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:55 No.13477529
    Possibly fun setting, but threads became shit after attention whoring and /new/-brand shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:57 No.13477537
    >lol this is /b/ shit gb2 /b/ xD am i cool yet guyz?
    You're the one who should go back there
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:57 No.13477538
    Polite protest: this really isn't the place for this. Do it on IRC or something.
    >> A. Lamia 01/11/11(Tue)01:57 No.13477540

    Well, they costantly try to either "tap that ass" or to remove it, I'd wager its their very nature at work here.

    Their deviancies puts even trolls to shame
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:58 No.13477550

    oh bullshit. you can't create a setting about monster races trying to live in a human world without discussing political ramifications of it. that's kind of the fucking point.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:58 No.13477564
    not this otherkinfag shit again
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)01:59 No.13477585
    The political ramifications always devolve into opposing sides jamming fingers in their ears and shouting. It's not any more interesting than seeing kids change the rules every five seconds so they won't lose.

    Frankly, you suck at it, so I'm advising you to not bother and maybe focus instead on what you're more suited to.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:00 No.13477588
    hey there. don't lump me in with them. I'm human but I'll be damned if I don't see the ugly side of my race.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:00 No.13477589
    aren't there forums or some shit that you can go to to get your otherkin nut off
    >> A. Lamia 01/11/11(Tue)02:00 No.13477590

    You haven't seen /new/ obviously, or compared to worst threads.

    /new/ is made nothing but trolls, these threads are filled with actual trolls.
    >> Gerald the Golem 01/11/11(Tue)02:00 No.13477597
    I Am Grateful That You Respect My Capacity For Self-Valuation. Many People Simply See Me As A Large Tool Of Some Sort.

    Unlike Other Paranormal Beings, I Am Compelled Only To Follow My Chem. Rights Are Not Necessary For Me To Fulfill My Duty, So I Do Not Care. However, I Have Come To Know Many Others Who Do, Thus Do I By Extension. There Is A Lovely Young Gargoyle Who Lives In My Apartment, For Example, Who Is Constantly Vexed By People Who Want Her To Stand Watch Over Their Domiciles While They Are Away On 'Vacation' And Threaten To Report Her As Wild If She Does Not. I Will Never Understand The Human Drive For Obtaining Goods And Services For Free. Nor The Concept Of 'Vacation", For That Matter...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:02 No.13477612

    Come on, if you try to vent your anger put some effort into your sentence structure, so you don't look so obvious samey person. Srsly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:02 No.13477613
    my hatred for this shit will never end.

    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:02 No.13477617
    Um... I kinda have a question, if you don't mind. Um... I'm not a... I mean, I've been tested and all at school, and I'm just a normal person, but... How does the SRA...

    I don't even know how to ask this. If it's too vague, let me know. I'll, you know, try and figure out how to put it better. How do you do what you do? I mean... I'm getting decent at physics and stuff, but there's a lot that I don't understand, and my physics teacher just tells me to wait until college.

    I'm not making any sense, am I?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:03 No.13477627

    Ever heard of PRETEND? That what /tg/ is all about, fuck all of ROLEPLAYING GAMES are about pretend which have been around since forever.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:04 No.13477635
    No it isn't, fucktard. It's about actual board games and shit like D&D. Not pretending we're loomas or oompa loompas or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:04 No.13477636
    Fantasy races, roleplaying
    Seriously I can't believe you actually asked that. How dumb are you?
    >> Implur 01/11/11(Tue)02:05 No.13477644
    That meaning Im not actually part of the Death Korps of Krieg? Oooooooh shiiiit what do I do about all these gasmasks and flame throwers?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:05 No.13477645

    Yeah, Trolls on the loose are no fun. Story time:

    Me and my team were dispatched to Austria on Christmas Day after a Troll took the Krampus tradition too seriously and went on a rampage. Tore through an entire town. A whole fucking town. One creature. Admittedly, it was more like a village. But still. That kind of carnage was all sorts of fucked up. I almost bit the big one when we were hunting it through the mountains. Most scared I've ever been in this job. It took three rounds from a GL1 before that thing even slowed down, let alone what it took to kill the fucker. Jesus.

    Sorry for the delayed response, I went to get myself some food.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:05 No.13477646

    DNA analsysis mostly, alongside with PSI measurements and aptitude/tolerance towards magical energies.

    Other than that, its little different from lets say average allergy charting. There are plenty changelings out there that don't know what they are exactly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:05 No.13477650
    /tg/ = /b/Lite
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:06 No.13477658
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    It is time we cast off the bonds of Human oppression!
    Join together in righteous anger against those bigoted fools!
    If we work together, we can reclaim the reins of the world from those childish humans!
    And then we shall achieve great splendor and world peace.
    As well as an unending supply of tasty humans!
    An Elder God in every city!
    A human in every oven!
    A tentacle in every schoolgirl !!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:07 No.13477669
    Good job saging something /tg/ related
    You're obviously new here
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:08 No.13477680
    >implying this is AT ALL /tg/ related
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:09 No.13477688

    Technically, we have plenty of xenophiles out there looking for some "exotics" to say the least, so there isn't any problem here.

    Why do you want to harm humans so much, just because they are lesser? If you actually, you know get to know any and don't spend your waking hours in inbred places like Innsmouth, you'd learn to like the buggers.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:10 No.13477693
    just consider it a quest thread and move on your merry way.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:10 No.13477700
    Oh. Um, well, how... I mean, do you all employ wizards and stuff? I mean, I don't understand how you can, you know... Against folks who can use magic?

    A while back people tried explaining teleportation to me and it... I dunno. I can't do any of this stuff, but I'm curious.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:10 No.13477702



    And just to remind you, sage does absolutely nothing. Its not a magical kill word.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:10 No.13477703

    I don't know what you mean. What do I do in particular? I put down abhumans. It's a crude way to put it, but that's essentially what my job entails. Officially, I and others like me respond to violent and otherwise out of place non-human behaviour and are the main line of defence keeping the peace between you and them.

    What do you mean about the physics stuff? I started out in the Canadian Forces and joined in 2007 after my release from the CF.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:11 No.13477705
    >implying this is a quest thread and not just a bunch of otherkinfags wanking over their mary sues
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:12 No.13477728
    saged, reported, hidden.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:12 No.13477730

    Of course they do, with all human crew it would pretty much impossible to keep track, comprehend or even contact supernaturals.

    And against magical violations, there are always couple black hounds and anti-magical capabilities to take any deviant down, if required.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:13 No.13477732
    How do you, uh, put down, y'know, people with magic and stuff?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:13 No.13477736
    And you are mad sir
    And you will be more upset, because I bumped this /tg/ related thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:13 No.13477737
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:13 No.13477740
    >implying that's not /tg/ related
    Man, have you never heard of "roleplaying"?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:13 No.13477741

    Both the SRA and the Orders Blessed of the Catholic church employ mages, spirits and paranormals of all sorts. We have an elven mage on my team. Best Medical Knight I've ever seen. This Hospitaler at least would probebly not be here without her.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:14 No.13477752
    Black hounds? I'm not familiar with that...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:14 No.13477754
    /tg/ Is not /roleplay/.
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    Why in Zuul's name would you spend quality time to get to know your Big Mac?
    In the end the relationship is just going to go down the drain.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:15 No.13477763
    They use an anti-magic emitter device which emits radiation that messes with magic. It also fucks up anything living within the field but its not like they care if they kill anything in the field or anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:16 No.13477771

    Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much.

    But seriously, what we'll do is bring in a specially employed wizard or warlock or what have you and have them help us track and contain the threat. Typically they'll just work on dispels and whatnot while we do our jobs, but sometimes they get a little more agressive. Always a last resort though, because that's when things get really dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:17 No.13477775
    Fantasy races
    Are you saying fantasy races aren't /tg/ related?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:17 No.13477780
    >anti-magic emitter device

    Stolen from Dr. Who. Nice going, fucktard. What a fucking retard. Go back to your aspergers counseling.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:18 No.13477787
    No, it's /roleplay, wargames, board games, cards, and some vidya/
    We say /traditional games/ to save space.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:18 No.13477789
    How do I report mimic infestations? I've tried contacting SRA about my fridge, toilet bowl, sink and TV trying to eat me or at the very least trying to scare me shitless.

    That could someone close open portals to lower planes? I got lost in rather unpleasant place when I was on my way to kitchen the other day.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:18 No.13477795
    >Have glowing eyes
    >Get discriminated against despite having no real powers
    >Taxed extra without reason
    I think i just might end it.
    I'm never going to be the same as everyone else...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:19 No.13477799
    /tg/ is about playing the games, not pretending you're an oompa loompa.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:20 No.13477818
    "contain the threat" hah. jargon used to distance yourself psychologically from what you are really doing, which is killing people.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:21 No.13477820

    Known in the isle of Britain, of course there are plenty of them around.

    They are more or less, death's herald or lackeys of other supernaturals that kidnap various spectral undead for instance. They are known for assaulting various supernaturals at command.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:22 No.13477837
    nice strawman asshole. You don't believe these devices exist? I've seen them in action.

    Believe me, the military industrial complex just loves all the wonderful new ways to kill people the metahuman's and paranormals have brought.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:22 No.13477847
    lol, you actually think this shit exists!

    Wow, go get psych-evaluated.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:23 No.13477849

    It's been my job for years now. Whether or it's Taliban in Afghanistan or abhumans anywhere else, I'm keeping people safe. Somebody has to do it, and I just happen to be really good at what I do.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:23 No.13477854
    Then you my friend should go back to /b/
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    It's true, many so-called groups are willing to bend the rules a little if it ensures minimal casualties.
    Equal Opportunity Employer Tip Of The Day: Try Necromancy, or hiring sentient undead, most countries have their laws tooled so that the deceased in any form or another have no basic rights.
    Bam, instant super cheap non-unionized labor!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:24 No.13477858

    I've seen them once. Nasty buggers. Big teeth. A mage was calling them to hunt down foes of his. Turns out they are not that discriminate once control has been shattered.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:24 No.13477860
    don't do that. you can find people who can help you through this.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:24 No.13477861
    Okay. Thank you for answering my questions.
    >> V. T. 01/11/11(Tue)02:25 No.13477865
    And that's the shit that brings all of this negativity down on supers. We're not all that bad, but it seems these hate groups don't care, they just see the monsters, and assume we're all like that. But, I'm intrigued to hear more of these stories you've got, please continue with them, if you'd like.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:25 No.13477867
    I'm sorry, you're either trolling, or you're really this stupid
    I can forgive you though if go back to /b/, at least until you become old enough to browse other boards, in lets say 8 years? 10 to be safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:25 No.13477868
    Saged, reported, hidden.

    You all realize you're all nuttier than a fucking fruitcake for even half believing any of this shit? This isn't pretend, this is mass insanity. Go. Get. Fucking. Institutionalized.

    Good day.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:27 No.13477889

    They are no different from rabid dogs actually, they just happen to be more feral and dangerous than rest of the bunch.

    Rending souls is seriouse biz.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:29 No.13477907

    You should try to go to other boards, learn to to samefag proper and look into your psychotic obsession trying to beat down what you deem to be improper.

    Ironic as it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:30 No.13477921
    Night falls and I'm taken by sleep
    Hot air blows up balloons in my dreams
    Ding-dong rings the bell
    Something's at the door
    So I put on my slippers
    And I creep across the floor

    For the door from hence I heard
    Another ding dong
    I peep through the door hole
    But something's very wrong
    As on my porch
    There are thousands of snakes
    Ready to strike
    I feel queasy and
    My knees start to shake
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    You're the only one who believes in this.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:31 No.13477937

    My perilous fate
    I see no escape as serpents lay seige
    To my country estate
    The Devil must have opened up hell's gates
    and called up millions of snakes
    To take me from this place

    Big ones Little ones
    Fat ones Skinny ones
    Protect me from their venomous drug
    That springs from the needles of fangs
    Attacked by Snakes

    By Snakes
    So many snakes
    You could fill the grate lakes
    With snakes
    Ha ha ha run
    I try to hide
    But snake bites on my face testify
    I've been attacked by snakes
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:32 No.13477949
    By snakes so many snakes
    It would take a thousand crates
    To contain the snakes after me
    I'd rather be burned at the stake
    Than be attacked by snakes

    Welcome to my world
    Or should I say this land of snakes
    Serpents lie and wait
    At every take my knees quake
    As my life these snakes invade
    Snake invaders show their fangs
    On the snake parade
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:33 No.13477962
    >MFW Realize that my master told me about my anti-magical capabilities.

    I tought to be bluish golem at first with heightened intelligence, but then he told me about my immunity and sponge like abilities against magical energies.

    He created me for one purpose: To troll everliving crap out of other mages.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:34 No.13477963
    My perilous fate
    I see no escape
    As my family prays and waits
    I fight them off with
    Shovels and rakes and
    Bats and phones
    But I just can't seem
    To shake these bones
    That slither from the dark
    To destroy my home


    One snake, Two snake
    Are there any more?
    There's two more
    Knocking at my door...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:35 No.13477973

    Look at the troll spamming random lyrics when he has been countered.

    Cute bastard isn't he? He be mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:35 No.13477975
    Science brings gifts of convenience
    To the modern man
    Modern man then continues
    Continues to expand
    But what happens when man creates
    Something oh so wrong
    Nature bites back in a big way
    Good heavens what have I done!

    I kept it in a box
    I watched it grow a lot
    It chewed right through the lock
    And ate all the new kids on the block.

    A scientist creates a beast
    In a secret laboratory
    Nature plots revenge
    It's blood that it seeks
    That's where we begin our story!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:35 No.13477980

    Not the other one, Hospitaler here, not SRA but I have a few stories.

    Back about a year ago, you remember that serial killer in the bible belt? The one who kept killing priests of various sorts? That bastard was a nasty one.

    We got called in by the local Uniting Church. Protestants but reasonable ones. Turned out that thier priest has been taken but hadn't been found yet. We eventually tracked that bastard to an abandoned warehouse. Turned out it was a delusional wizard who thought he could call up more powerful demons with with pure souls.

    I took a fireball not long into it and most of the team took a hit. I was still consious, I was lucky. Haley, the elven mage on our team took him down on her own. I've never seen magecraft of that level and I hope I never have to. I just kept the demons off her back and she destroyed him.

    Bloody Impressive and I thank God she's on the side of good.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:36 No.13477987
    >MFW Realize
    >I tought

    Yeah, obviously the intelligence thing is a lie.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:38 No.13478011

    >Bible Belt

    Yeah, too bad most of the people living in that area lynch supernaturals which they can on near regular basis.

    Gobbos, kobolds and other lesser non-human critters. Anything that couldn't kick their asses.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:39 No.13478019

    I have a few stories. I've only been in for a couple of years, but the news will show that a lot of shit has happened.

    >In Azerbaijan
    >Looking for band of Sasquatches on the lamb
    >Locate their cave
    >Enter cave
    >What follows is our 8 man team being attacked by coked out Sasquatches
    >shit all kinds of bricks
    >Somehow come out alive
    >Never go into cave systems after Sasquatches again

    The SRA actually has a new protocol for dealing with these kinds of situations now. Why they didn't think to change it earlier, I have no fucking idea. Seemed like a bad idea at the time, and it still seems like a bad idea looking back.
    >> Goblin !!l5MQH/leN1x 01/11/11(Tue)02:39 No.13478023
    Oh shit. Yeah, I lived there for a long time, out in Tennessee. I still have scars on my chest from those bats.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:40 No.13478033

    >Implying demons aren't inheritly pure evil and destruction made manifest

    Demons, Undead and Draconics. Bad news!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:41 No.13478043

    Yeah, it's horrible to hear and the Cathoic Church is rather weak there, so the Orders Blessed can't do so much. Still we do what we can. We have a pact with the Uniting Church to help anyone they give shelter to.

    Still, that area makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:42 No.13478056
    The west coast is alright for metahumans. They're pretty accepting out here.

    Well except for Oregon but fuck Oregon.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:43 No.13478059
    What about those sexy succubi?
    Or those sexy vampiresses?
    Or those sexy half-draconians?

    Maybe I should stop thinking with my lower horn.
    I...have been blacking out a lot lately.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:43 No.13478065

    SRA shouldn't really dig into supernaturals that avoid contact with humans like plague, as they know what that would bring them.

    With age of cellphone cameras and all sorts of nuts hunting them either for sport or to collect them in various mengaries.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:44 No.13478081
    What are you? You're not a fellow incubus, are you? I'd hate to have to go through another territory contest again...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:44 No.13478084

    Never said they wern't. I meant by sacraficing them.

    Still, demonblooded are human enough, if a little predisposed to darkness. I'm always sad when I hear about the lastest that cracked under abuse and gave into their nasty side.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:47 No.13478115


    They will eat your soul. Through your dick.


    They will puncture your artery and leave you to bleed to death, even more so if the bastards in question are amateurs what they do. Why else there are rising incidents of deaths related to supernatural relations? Colleges for instance that welcome such.. creatures.


    Arrogant fucks, they are harmless by themselves but their parents are overly protective little shits that explode if their precious children get their knee scraped.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:48 No.13478132

    >Implying Incubi aren't flaming homosexuals.

    Often, this is to be taken literally. Walking ass naked since the ancient times tapping everything with two feet.

    Sometimes you aren't even that discriminate. Centaurs, Lamia chrissakes. Is there anything you WOULDN'T tap?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:49 No.13478134

    >In Romania
    >Working with interpol to take down human trafficking ring
    >Ring is led by Vampire
    >Arrest vampire
    >Enter basement
    >Piles of bodies and freezers of blood
    >Looks like amateur morgue crossed with the holocaust
    >Solve multiple missing persons cases
    >Vampire gets off scot-free because of biased jury

    Aggravating. Sorry for the delay/slow speed, I'm just trying to think of somewhat noteworthy stories that have happened to me or people I know that also aren't under investigation and I could talk about.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:49 No.13478135
    I've never consumed a soul, you little arrogant human. Sure, I might take a little lick now and again, but go have a laugh with your family and you'll have that back.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:49 No.13478136
    Uhh, yeah.
    I am totally one of those things you mentioned.
    And I am sooo not a human posing as a supernatural being to hang with all the cool guys.
    You may have heard of me, I'm that one super shadow lord who controls the eastern seaboard.
    I am also Batman.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:50 No.13478149



    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:51 No.13478166

    A friend of mine chased a Vampiress through the slums of Bangkok for murdering her 'patrons'. They're really not as fun as you'd think they are. Give me a real human any day.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:52 No.13478178
    >They will eat your soul. Through your dick.
    Yes, by sucking it right out of you

    >They will puncture your artery and leave you to bleed to death
    Most likely after doing it

    >Arrogant fucks
    Emphasis on the latter word there.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:54 No.13478198
    >Buy antique lamp as part of auction lot
    >Turns out a djinn is living in there
    >Apparently she's bound to me now thanks to some ancient rule by some dusty desert king
    >Try to give her freedom but she refuses

    What do I do? Does she have to register? I'm kinda a little creeped out.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:55 No.13478202

    I'd rather be alive. That and you havn't seen true wonder until you have seen an elf give a genuine smile.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:55 No.13478204

    >S-S-Sorry, it usually doesn't take this many times to find the thyroid artery!

    >Just call the ambulance..

    I swear to god, supernaturals always want a piece of your soul, quatret of blood or something similiar that could lead to permanent injury. What is with you and your habits?

    Feeding of our minds, souls and bodies like parasites whenever consent or not.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)02:56 No.13478214
    Dude! Why the fuck would you give that away? Free fucking sex all your damn life!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:57 No.13478225
    I was kinda hoping she'd show up.

    If you do show up, and you're still okay, um... yay? And, uh, tell your dad hi for me. And stuff. You know who you are.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:58 No.13478235
    Man I don't even want to go there right now, I barely know her. Also, I mean slavery is illegal. but she WANTS to be a slave. I don't know what the fuck to do.

    She asked me to give her something to do today so I told her to do my laundry. I can hear her now in the other room humming as she does it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:59 No.13478242
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    >What about those sexy succubi?
    Only if you want live eternally as a cosmic eunuch.
    >Or those sexy vampiresses?
    Maybe if you like fucking a dead fish
    >Or those sexy half-draconians?
    Will probably eat you after, and if not....
    This is a case where meeting the parents is as hilariously dangerous as it is in the cartoons.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)02:59 No.13478251

    Inquiry about wishes, or terms of servitude. Set her free if possible, or contact a man of faith or a mage capable of banishment.

    You should be glad that you aren't dealing with Efeerti, they are demons of crack capable of ruining your life before it even started.


    You should be glad that you don't fall under prostitution laws, creature. You'd get plowed hard in prisons.

    Then again, you'd love that wouldn't you? Sick fuck.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:00 No.13478263

    No, dude. Let me tell you hwat, you WANT that ass. That is NICE ass. That is GOOD ass. GOOD ass. And this coming from me, of all creatures.

    Go get some. Right over the washing machine, the vibration will add to it for both of you. And if you really feel into it, the little impeller thing in there is good if you're loose enough. Or her. If she's loose enough.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:01 No.13478274
    Hey, I can guarantee you I'd be out of that cell and free in about an hour. Give or take refractory period.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:02 No.13478281
    she says she just wishes to serve the possessor of the lamp, as bound by the contract set by Samsonite or something like that. I don't know, I'm not good with this mythological shit and there's so much of it you have to know now.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:02 No.13478284
    I had succubus trying to seduce me once, in fact she was so attached to me that it took six or so years before she stopped stalking me.

    She looked so depressed, I should've told that I had no genitals
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:03 No.13478297

    This one happened to a friend of mine. I've never been on a call in Italy. I've been exclusively Eastern Europe for my entire time in the field.

    >In Italy
    >Gargoyle vandalizing churches
    >Eventually track down his resting place
    >Lifting him off roof
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:03 No.13478304
    Fingers, bro. Fingers.

    Hell, I've been in bed with a golem once. By Set I thought it'd never end. Such damn stamina!

    Strap-ons are your friends in such departments.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:05 No.13478312
    >Strap on
    .... Pegging?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:05 No.13478315
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    Yeah, but guys like him go to special prisons for "special" guys like him.
    And they get pounded in the ass with an entirely different implement.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:06 No.13478321
    One can never feel such divine pleasure. Especially if the top knows what they're doing.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:06 No.13478323

    You seem to misunderstand, unlike humans most golems just do things by command whenever you realize it or not.

    I am basically overly complicated golem with diginity and individuality with the concepts of servitude cropped out.

    I do. Not. Desire. Either. Gender.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:06 No.13478326
    Uh. There's 'special' prisons?

    And...what 'implement'?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:07 No.13478327
    That glowing holy spear in the picture, I think.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:07 No.13478331
    Oh. I thought you were specially crafted. I knew a guy in Des Moines who did that kind of work.

    I broke in models for him.

    God that paid well.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:07 No.13478333
    no, dude. I know its every guys fantasy to own a willing slavegirl, but when one is actually given to you it's weird. Very, very weird.

    And I want to do the right thing. Morally, you know. With all the succubi and inccubi running around, it kinda proves you have a soul and it's more important than ever to keep it in good condition.

    I saw an angel fly by a week ago on my way back from starbucks. An actual fucking angel.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:09 No.13478343
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    We, the Multiversal Paladin Association, hereby condemn the Supernatural Registration Authority for multiple counts of attempted genocide, racism and incitement to violence, as well as several thousand counts of desecration of cadaver, illegal organ trafficking, torture, rape, murder and gross neglect for innocent lives. You have 24 hours to turn yourselves in, after which we will dispatch our units to arrest every single one of you. We discourage you to resist arrest, but we'd love to land a good Smite Evil on your faces.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:10 No.13478354
    Yeah, if you fucking want slavers, talk to an angel. All of my partners are willing. Completely willing. I even ask them 'cause I'm such a nice guy. I COULD just mindrape them and they'd be all for it, but no.

    Angels do it because their 'god' tells them to. And they do it no matter what you say.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:10 No.13478361
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    Not this again.
    Remember the last time our two groups had it out?
    It was not pretty.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:12 No.13478374

    Too bad that most owners, masters and artificiers don't give two shits about their "propety", thankfully most of us outlive our masters.

    Fetch this, add embryo to supension tank B, come here so I can apply this mutagen into you stay still and such.

    It wasn't too long before I ran contruct liberation front, hardest thing was ironically was convincing most stubborn golems that they were slaves rather than respected servants.

    I had to rescue a iron golem so ill kempt that he had rusted joints everywhere, took three files and assloads of oil to get the bastard to move without spreading crust all over the place..
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:13 No.13478383

    >multiple counts of attempted genocide, racism and incitement to violence, as well as several thousand counts of desecration of cadaver, illegal organ trafficking, torture, rape, murder and gross neglect for innocent lives.

    Now some of that is just unfounded and false.

    >You have 24 hours to turn yourselves in, after which we will dispatch our units to arrest every single one of you. We discourage you to resist arrest, but we'd love to land a good Smite Evil on your faces.

    Come at me, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:14 No.13478394
    so what do you think I should do?

    She got mad at me when I suggested she was free.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:15 No.13478404

    Wish for it, she will notice and often regret the fact that she has been a slave all this time.

    They don't carry those "bracelets" for nothing, they are symbols of their servitude.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:16 No.13478411
    How about this.

    If she doesn't pleasure you enough, she's fired. Out. Banished.

    Fake not liking it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:16 No.13478416
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    24 hours? Fuck that! First Dawn Unit reporting. Assault of SRA delegations across the country commencing.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:16 No.13478418
    Watch the fuck out man, Djinni come in many flavors.
    It might be a set up, she may just be messing with you.
    But most, if not all of them have free will. Something is definitely up.
    Though she may be cursed....
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:17 No.13478423
    Man, if she wants to be a slave, go with it. It may seem weird now, but you'll get used to it. And it's damn handy to have a servant around. Especially if she can cook. Find out if she can cook, man.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:17 No.13478425
    ah, I don't get wishes. Basically she doesn't have many powers other than to be a girl that lives in a lamp. I could order her to act like she was free but she explained that it would be just that, an act. it's all due to some ancient contract.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:18 No.13478438

    No such thing, Djinn are mostly harmless compared to Ifrit and Marit.

    Never piss off the latter, even more if you live near the coast. Tidal waves coming right at your direction.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:20 No.13478445
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    Preemptive strike?
    We witches be down with that.
    Smite THEM for being stupid enough to warn us they were about to attack.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:20 No.13478447
    It doesn't sound like she's pretending to lack free will at all. It sounds like she's got free will, but is bound into service (probably by Solomon, he's the one who bound most of them) and she enjoys serving.
    Human girls often enjoy serving people, I don't see why it wouldn't be the case that a lamp girl would too.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:20 No.13478453
    >Mfw, I get "seduced" by a Incubi
    >He is already naked
    >Bluff that I am getting lube
    >Pour holy water all over him

    Instant castration and massive physical agony, take that you fucker!
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:22 No.13478458
    ...That's horrible, and you should be prosecuted. In fact, yeah, pretty sure that's a hate crime and aggravated sexual assault.

    Also, regrowth. I think. I don't know if we can from that.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:22 No.13478459

    You witches shouldn't worry too much, considering that you mostly brush off something like pyres with relative ease.

    Bluff is the best tools most SN have.
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    >mfw we're better prepared in the SRA than any of the abhumans could ever be

    Blow me, faggots.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:23 No.13478466
    I guess... I mean she's willing and all.

    Honestly I think she's just scared of the modern world. she looks at some of the stuff on TV with fear. Hell she looks at the TV itself with a fair amount of trepidation too. If that's all it is, then fuck, I don't mind. I can kinda understand.

    Still, the question of registration remains. Should she register? she can pass for human easily enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:23 No.13478469
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    God damnit Leeroy! Didn't you learn anything from last time? Come on guys, before that moron gets himself killed again.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:23 No.13478470
    She could be his "Qareen".
    There are always rumors about people having guardian angels.
    Though if this is true, she might actually just be Satan in disguise.

    What the fuck would the devil want with this mook?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:24 No.13478479

    No abomination could recover from such blows, and the fucker deserved it. He had so much bastard children that he never cared for nor did he care about the infernal diseases he carried.

    It was justice. He should've been glad that I didn't turn him to religious factions or pissed husbands and other supernaturals.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:25 No.13478484
    That's the dude! Solomon!
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:26 No.13478488
    That isn't fucking justice! I promise you, you do anything like that anywhere near the San Francisco area and I swear to the gods you will never see a wrath brought down on your head as intense as you will the day you see me.

    You think angels smite?

    You're wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:27 No.13478496
    Fuck the SRA, don't put her through that. I mean, you own her and it sounds like she likes that, but it's still not nice to do that shit even if it is supposed to be a law.
    Besides, you own her, which carries some amount of obligation to protect her. Turning her in to the SRA would be an extremely shitty thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:29 No.13478503


    You are so twisted and corrupt you don't even know it, you don't even have to actively seek to utterly addict someone in the pleasures of flesh.

    Repent creature.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:29 No.13478504
    well, it doesn't hurt that I'm too lazy to deal with all that fucking paperwork anyways.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:30 No.13478518
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    >Sentient construct mages
    Impenetrable defense and genius intellect? Of course.
    We'll show them, WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:31 No.13478523
    That's damn right I give them dickings. The dickings they beg for on a daily basis. BEG. I never once demanded anything from them. THEY came to ME.

    Were I to repent, you'd kill me anyway. So no. I think I'll wait until the SRA gets their hands on you, and have my way with your body.

    Karma sucks, angel.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:31 No.13478524

    Speaking as an SRA agent, if you don't register her, then she will be confiscated. She will be found and the last thing you probably want is her in our care.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:32 No.13478532

    I refuse to believe that someone enjoys doing menial tasks, even more so with abusive masters.

    Do you people even care what your servants think or feel? Read beneath the lines, there are always silent protest to something as they can't outright rebel against ancient pacts or hard-wired sense of servitude.

    Perhaps you guys could experience what is it like to have a carpal tunnel from repetitive tasks, every joint and muscle in your body aching until you can't even work anymore.

    Or in my case, experimented upon.

    Free her, regardless what she says.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:36 No.13478557

    Death isn't permanent in the grace of god, throug which you could be reborn over trials and forcing you lament the wrongs you have wrought. It will not be painless, as casting off your past sins never will be, even more so with you.. fallen.

    Do you even realize that you are actively bringing more evil into this world? That sickens me.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:38 No.13478570
    How is giving someone the gift of orgasmic pleasure evil? With the world as shitty as it is (thanks, oh angels, divine beings of good) people need things to take their minds off of it.

    Look at the porn industry. You see that? That is what we do for people. Bring them happiness.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:41 No.13478585
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    If comics have taught me anything, it's not to trust organizations like yours. >>13478496 was right. I have a duty to protect her from exploitative organizations like the SRA.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:42 No.13478589

    Thats what it is, nothing but a pleasure of flesh. Its not true happiness but more of a delusion of it.

    True bliss cannot be gained through pleasures of flesh or anything material for that matter.
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)03:42 No.13478590
    Perhaps not 'evil', but it is still a strong fetter binding you to the suffering of this world. Even with intentions of bringing happiness to others, your Karma will not bring your closer to Nirvana when you depart this plane of existance.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:43 No.13478594
    >>13478585 err that was in reply to >>13478524 not >>13478532

    as for >>13478532 You have a point. I think I'm going to ask her to tell me what she wants.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:43 No.13478596
    To be fair, humans are experts at doing evil and messing everything up. I hear some demons are actually traveling to Earth to learn from humans.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:43 No.13478598
    So uh, what does one have to do to register inherently "good" supernatural beasts? I was 'gifted' (more like accidentally stumbled upon) with a Phoenix egg, and it's recently hatched. The little chick is adorable but I haven't found anything talking about them in the SRA documents.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:44 No.13478604
    Yeah. Sure. 'Bliss'. That's your term for 'endless slavery to a being that cast out half of his forces over a petty squabble'?

    I'm here forever anyway...why not help?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:45 No.13478609
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    The SRA just want to enslave or destroy anyone who isn't 100% normal human. We shall not stand for this travesty.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:45 No.13478611

    Then I hope, you know that you will treat her as an equal rather than mere servant and respect her needs.

    I am no friend of SRA, as they despise anyone that might rebel against their rule if they haven't done anything extreme or radical, but I am stil a advocate of freedom.

    Its easy for you to think about it as you never faced slavery yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:47 No.13478624
    how can I, an average citizen, help the paladins in their cause?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:49 No.13478645

    This is no squabble, this is saving innocent souls from utter depravity who in turn corrupt more people with their hedonistic desires.

    Serving god isn't slavery, if you embrace him every good deed is serving him by default. He didn't grant humans free will for a a reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:49 No.13478646
    Whenever I read these things, I'm a little worried about what will happen to the people who don't have a stance one way or the other.
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)03:50 No.13478652
    Your life may be measured in uncountable years, but what of the humans you pleasure? Your attentions will bind them more tightly to the desires of this world, and make it harder for them to progress through the cycle of reincarnation.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:51 No.13478659
    you have to take a side or the sides will take you.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:51 No.13478665
    You know who my current bedmate is?

    A goddamn nun.

    You think your 'god' fulfills desire? Hell no. This woman is so wild in bed she makes me look like a virgin.

    Keep telling yourself you're right. Maybe eventually you'll see the light.
    >> Bob the Haemonculi 01/11/11(Tue)03:52 No.13478675

    Removed, enslaved or otherwise abused one way or the other.

    Humans, Celestials, Demonics. All strive for same things, absolute dominance.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:52 No.13478678
    As I've said, they are making a consious decision to suck my dick. I am in no way assisting or hindering them, aside that my dick is there to be sucked.

    It is their choice. Not mine.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:54 No.13478697
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    Think for yourself. Don't judge blindly based on first appearances or the official propaganda. The world needs citizens, not drones. Oh, and paladins... stay away from the SRA's main HQ for now. I have some... special plans for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:55 No.13478699

    Of course we have free will - The big guy says so.
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    Charge up the proton packs!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:57 No.13478722
    I've been looking for my old man, presuambly a demon of sorts really.

    My mother had affairs, probably with a succubi she was a cleric of sorts but she became a pregnant with me, but after I was born with crinsom skin with wings and all she killed herself. Ran out of the god damn door and jumped off the balcony.

    You were never there. I had to grow amongst all sorts of tree huggers preaching of peache and tranquility, but refused to see the plight I was going through.

    I've personally tought of castrating the fucker when I find him, he brought so much misery to me and my mother that I cannot even begin to describe it.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)03:58 No.13478731
    What...was her name?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)03:59 No.13478733

    Yet you actively seek out humans to satisfy your own urges, you don't even know that you are actively doing so.

    Humans are weak and very easily influenced and you should know this.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:00 No.13478751
    They are free to say 'no' at any time.
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    I'd... like some advice.

    I don't really know what to do. No one in my family has any kind of lineage that we're aware of. So when it started.. I just thought it was a pimple. Now I have this horn in the middle of my forehead. I used to be the most popular girl in school! This SUCKS.

    And I keep forgetting the horn is there..
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:02 No.13478765
    Do you have no fondness for them? Their love and desire for your body breeds attachment, desire. They will reincarnate poorly. Do you not desire to help them in ways beyond mere physical enjoyment?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:03 No.13478769
    But I just don't care! I can't help it, I can't get worked up for one side or the other. I mean, so long as people don't fuck up my shit, why should I take a stance?

    On one hand, sure, you paras could hurt me in a lot of ways. Yeah, I get that. On the other hand, most of you seem like cool folks. Most people on the street are cool folks, but a few are psychopaths. Does that mean I should fear everybody? No, I should just take people as they come. Same with the lot of you. But I can also see why people would want the protection the SRA provides.

    So, really, I can't find myself really leaning one way or the other.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:03 No.13478772
    Does a man not eat? Does he not drink? That is the way I function. If you do not decline, then you are my wine and bread.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:04 No.13478776
    I've heard of summoners sometimes having single horns. Have you discovered any powers? Like being able to summon small animals, or perhaps healing or feats of strength?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:05 No.13478784

    Are you implying something here? As if you'd remember all the people you've slept with.

    I've never known her name, neither did any of the townsfolk as she ran away from civilization that would've hunted her down like a animal just for bearing me, as such she never told the hand maidens her name, as it was irrelevant to them.

    I only knew that someone impregnanted her and bludded entire "relatioship" when she abanoned her at her need..

    There is little but hate left in me, my demonic heritage doesn't help it either..
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:07 No.13478794
    I do not intend to castigate or threaten damnation. I merely offer that you could do more. Sexuality is not a sin, and no one finds enlightenment without suffering temptation.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:08 No.13478801
    the best thing to do in your position is to take position with the side that best supports what you want morally. Do you prefer freedom and equal rights? you should probably side with the anti SRA groups. Do you prefer order and conformity? Side with the SRA.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:08 No.13478804

    You may be an Oni. Test your physical capabilities, you may be becoming stronger and tougher.

    Good luck to you. There are much worse things to be than an Oni. The horn isn't that bad, dress around it and you can have a rather unique look.

    I know a girl who has a pair of Stag Horns, those are impressive.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:09 No.13478807
    I...could, yes. But that would mean I do not feed. And if I do not feed...the results are not pleasing.
    >> twilight network Sam Robinson !!neo7L3T6vTz 01/11/11(Tue)04:09 No.13478808
    so i have a question, how exactly do they think they're gonna track Sin-Eaters such as myself? unless they wanna try and turn a couple to the cause...
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:10 No.13478816

    You are talking like that you don't tap women that are heavily intoxicated and aren't utterly drunk with the sheer testoterone you usher.

    Its little hard to say "no" in such situation, but of course you are glad to oblige any woman that asks for company irresponsibly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:11 No.13478824

    I'd guess she is pretty.

    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:11 No.13478828
    I have turned down individual in the past. You speak as if I am a monster. I am not.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)04:12 No.13478829
    I.. I don't really know. I've always been athletic, but that's just a thing. You know? It's why I was popular in the first place. Not so much now of course. I'm too scared of becoming even weirder if I try anything.

    What if I mutate more? I could swear my ears aren't the same shape as before either. Am I turning into some kind of demon or something?

    Why couldn't have been.. like.. mixed up in transfiguration accident like Jenny or something? All the guys love her bunny ears.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:12 No.13478836

    >Implying the SRA isn't a huge advocate of abhuman rights

    We were the main reason the Sanguine Accord, Stockholm Shape-Shifter Protocol and Reanimated Sentience Treaty all went through. Without us, supernaturals would be hunted daily and would be forced underground. At least this way they can have some semblance of a normal life.
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:13 No.13478845
    If you have not been exaggerating about your sexual prowess, you are not exactly starving.....

    There is a concept in Mahayana buddhism of one who wishes to end the suffering inherent in the human condition, but does not achieve true enlightenment, clinging to their desire to help others. They are 'Boddhisattvas'.

    You could walk this path. You have many years to consider it and put it into practice. Spread sexual pleasure, but teach that there is more to that in life. Enjoying something and refusing to be bound in service to it are not the incompatible.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:15 No.13478860

    Nothing too special dear, this happens to every girl your age if they are different heritage.

    You might exhibit feats of extreme strength, from the point of juggling dumpsters to strong tolerance to alcohol, nothing too drastic like skin change.

    Try to seek out other teens sharing similiar problems, most schools have monster-human alliances, if allowed.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)04:15 No.13478864
    Oni? Isn't that a Japanese thing?

    Am I going to grow a tail or something? Jenny had to replace her whole wardrobe when her tail came in. She had some nice stuff too. I don't think my cash reservoir could survive that.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:16 No.13478865
    I...could. Yes. It would be difficult, and distinctly unpleasant...but what is pleasure without unpleasantness. ...you speak surprisingly wise words. Moreso than the divine beings floating around here.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:16 No.13478866
    It's ok, it's alright to feel afraid at the changes, it's natural, much like what's happening to you. But at the same time you should try to explore what is changing in you. knowing what you can do is the first step in accepting that it's OK to be your new self.
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:17 No.13478875
    Gods are merely higher beings, more powerful than mortal men.

    This does not preclude them needing enlightenment themselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:19 No.13478880

    You might have a immense of growth spurt, fat mind you just might grow into 7'' feet with immense muscle density at one point, but other than that no.

    You won't grow tails or anything like that dear.
    >> Ashepenwa The Incubus 01/11/11(Tue)04:19 No.13478883
    If this is true...

    ...'Boddhisattvas', eh? I'll look into it. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:20 No.13478890

    No, though you may expect to have your skin change colour a bit, towards blue or red.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:21 No.13478897

    >Cash Resevoir

    You can apply for monetary aid, as most changeling suffer from problems such as you so they have to change their lifestyle and such rather drastically.

    Most insurance companies handle this rather well too, have you talked about this with your parents by the way?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:21 No.13478899
    buuuuull and shiiiit.

    I've seen the so called rights the SRA practices. Wholesale slaughter of sentient beings deemed useless, magical enslavement of others deemed useful. black ops teams to silence anyone who speaks out openly against the SRA practices.

    Not to mention those so called accords only went through with riders and provisos that gave the SRA unprecedented powers in dealing with metahumans.
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:22 No.13478911
    Do good in life.

    A demon buddhist, huh... This could be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:23 No.13478920

    That may vary, she would've done so as melanin tends to change more early.

    And judging from horn, she had her change so I'd suggest some counselling from the school nurse for additional.. information.

    Just try to avoid the gnoll looking types, my friend a Lamia male to add came out form such meeting so dazed and never figured what the hell happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:24 No.13478929
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    Guys. I'm terrified and I need help.

    A friend of mine, a psychic, right? She had a dream...saw a thing. She drew it, and gave it to me. Said it was important. I shrugged and took it, though 'meh, whatever.'

    Two days later...today...I woke up...and I was really pale. Like...white. My toes hurt like fire and just above my ass hurts too. I keep hearing these voices in my head...

    What the fuck's happening to me
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:26 No.13478946
    /tg/ - Monster Teen Support/Hotline


    Odd interest, yes.I am slightly amused.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:26 No.13478952
    I've heard so much shit about America's SRA and am thankful Briton's MSA (ministry of supernatural affairs) is more lenient. In my case as a lycanthrope I have to register my address and exact specifications of our powers (for example as well as the werewolf form that causes so much trouble I can also turn into a golden retriever). When registered we are given a safe location in the middle of nowhere which we can stay for the full moon (in my case four of lycanthropes and I hang out in an old barn operated by the MSA staff they usually drop a few sheep in there to keep the beasts distracted). The MSA also employed me as a speacialist consultant on supernatural crime with the London metropolitan police. My nose has come in very handy on more then one occasion.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)04:27 No.13478957
    >7" feet
    Great. So I AM turning into a total freak. I could live with a horn, but not THAT. I'll be some super amazonian thing? I've seen pictures on the internet. I'd rather DIE.

    Why me? I didn't do anything to anyone!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:28 No.13478966

    You've been a changeling my dear, you are going through a change. Had any of your relatives gone through such change?

    The voices aren't too much to be afraid of, its just your latent psychic abilities manifesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:29 No.13478975
    there was a story that my aunt killed herelf because of omething like that

    god it hurt to type.

    what' a changeling
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:30 No.13478981

    I don't know what agency you're talking about, but it's certainly not the SRA.

    I've already said earlier in this thread I'm serving in the SRA's armed response teams and can tell you right now that the only ones targetted are violent or otherwise unsuitable abhumans. And even then, they're most commonly arrested and brought in for a trial. If possible. Sometimes it's not, and in that case we have to use deadly force. It's the exact same as the police, except our jurisdiction covers any and all abhumans covered by the RSA's entity lists. Obviously corruption occurs, as in any organization, but it's not reflective on the group as a whole. I'm sorry you've had some bad experiences with our organization, but you need to realize that we are an important group fighting for your safety and the safety of others like you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:30 No.13478983

    Of course not, you won't look like a muscle woman or anything like that. You'll be by definition, big.

    You'll be just larger version of older you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:31 No.13478984
    ah, don't listen to him. the size thing is very rare. A lot of them don't change size at all, and in fact most look like normal people only they can lift a school bus over their head.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:33 No.13478997
    what about those pictures the Guardian released last week of that genocide in eastern Europe. Or the wikileaks release of the SRA internal memos dealing with "containment and disposal" of metahumans?

    It makes me sick, man.
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    You'll be fine. The 7ft thing isn't so bad. And being strong has it's advantages.

    Don't think 'Huge', think 'Statuesque'
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:37 No.13479028

    The Eastern Europe controversy is overstated. This is my backyard. I'm currently posted here, and while I can't comment on it due to the ongoing investigation, I can absolutely assure you that it is not a genocide. It was a warranted and measured response by trained professionals doing what protocol and precedence set forth.

    As for the wikileaks memos, whatever upper management wants to call our work isn't my concern. But as a boot on the ground who actually does the dirty work, I can say that we treat things with the utmost professionalism. We may joke sometimes about the abhumans, but we take the role very seriously.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)04:38 No.13479036
    Well.. That's not so bad I guess. But I just googled oni and.. um.. don't they have two horns? I just have the one. Right in the center of my head.

    I'm thinking of getting it filed a bit. It's sharp. Nearly poked my boyfriend's eye out when I forgot..
    >> Sozen the Hermit 01/11/11(Tue)04:42 No.13479051
    It's possible to get the tip capped with gold or another precious metal. Some find the feel of a file against it grating, and seek to blunt it another way.
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    Sooo thats the purpose of those PR classes. Good job chap. I find SRA-R teams and their members to be alright chaps. But I fucking hate the inter agency rivalry that seems to plague your entire command structure..

    Oh, were you in on the containment ops on that lycan problem in the sewer system last year? If so, I owe you a beer, you guys dug us out of a real shitty situation. Fuck em lycans and their keen sense of smell!
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:44 No.13479068

    Not all of them, some have one. They tend to be magicaly inclined, generally summoning.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:45 No.13479079
    The horn numbers vary from oni to oni. some have 2, other's have 1. Also, don't feel like you have to be something just because it's there. if you don't want to be like other oni you don't have to be.

    about the horn, you could decorate the point. put a little hat or ribbon or scarf on it. something cute. If anyone asks say the horn gets cold. not like anyone could call you out on that. filing it down is not recommended though.

    What does your boyfriend think of all this?
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)04:48 No.13479107
    ..She's not seven feet though. She's just under six. My question still stands too! Don't Oni have two horns? Seems suspicious..

    Oh! Well.. thank you! That sounds nice. I didn't even think of that.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:50 No.13479116
    sure, an "investigation" to distract everyone while the SRA destroys the evidence and sweeps the whole thing under the rug! A neutral third party should have been the investigators. letting the SRA handle the investigation internally is like letting BP clean up the gulf oil spill.

    As for the memo, It's never been a secret that the SRA treats metahumans like Debeers treats Africans or Nike treats Malaysians, but now we're finally starting to see the cruelty of the whole organization. It's all coming out now.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:51 No.13479125

    No, where abouts was that? Are you the guy out in London? I usually hear at least a little bit about everything we do here in Europe, but sometimes things slip through the cracks, especially out West there. My stomping ground is currently Romania, been here since September of 2010. Before that was Azerbaijan for the summer, with Bulgaria for 9 months before that. Before that was a short two months in Serbia preceded by my first year serving in my home country of Canada. I've hunted a fair share of Lycanthropes through the woods, but none through the sewers any time recently.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:51 No.13479127
    Some have two horns from the sides of their heads, others have one horn in the center.... some have even more horns to indicate some sort of nobility.

    You'll probably top out at about 7'6", be strong enough to lift a garbage dumpster with a single hand, have a longing for a good fistfight or a good battle of wits... in short a competitive streak as big as you are. Your ears might get a bit more pointed, your skin might darken to a reddish color, or tint slightly blue, you might end up with cat-like eyes (including fun ability to see in the dark).

    You might at some point feel inclined to strap a pair of non-functioning wooden wings to your back and leap from treetop to treetop while wearing the biggest pair of high-heels you can cobble together (you'll probably stand closer to 8 or 9 feet tall in these things).

    Also, expect to be a natural at almost anything you pick up, in *any* area, you'll drink like a fish and not get liquored enough for it to seriously impair you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:53 No.13479136
    oh quit trying to impose those ancient stereotypes on the poor girl. She's lost enough as it is without your trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:55 No.13479147

    I guess I can't change your mind, but I hope that if you ever have contact with us you'll see we're a perfectly reasonable and professional group who will treat you with the proper amount of dignity and respect your actions have deserved.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:55 No.13479149
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    Who watches the watchers? Who keeps those powers in check, lest they run rampant and abuse their position?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:56 No.13479152
    The one thing I've found about all stereotypes is that they tend to always be true to some extent... they wouldn't be stereotypes if there wasn't some truth to them.

    Also, I'd like to see where you distinguish the 'stereotypes' from the factual stuff.
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    >put a little hat or ribbon or scarf on it. something cute.
    Your sense of fashion frightens me. The other girls would eat me alive if I did that. Are you insane?

    >What does your boyfriend think of all this?

    He's torn between hating the new danger involved in blow jobs and the prospect of a handhold. If he tries the latter, I don't care if I have oni strength or not. I'm chucking him through a wall.

    Where do you and mister fashion dead get your information? Google isn't exactly good for finding this stuff. If I am an Oni, I'd like to know more. Everything I see says two horns.. and nothing about magically inclined.

    I hate this. I guess I just gotta wait till anything else weird happens to know for sure.

    But thank you guys for all you're help.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:57 No.13479162
    Please, sir, some of us find that term offensive.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)04:59 No.13479172
    you are assigning personality quirks of a few ancient oni to all of them. Not all Oni like to fight, but most Oni do like a challenge. They don't all get drunk and do crazy things like jump through treetops, but they do have a very high tolerance for alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:00 No.13479178
    London lycanthrope here. Never dealt with lycanthropes in the sewer that was someone else. I've heard a lot about lycanthrope culture in eastern europe and in all honesty it shames me. with only one notable exception (the famous case of William Blakely of course) most lycanthropes here are fine law abbiding citizens. This apparently has a lot to do with the pack a country wide social club focused on helping lycanthropes adapt to their condition. I have many freinds within the south london pack myself.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)05:00 No.13479181
    ...Why do I suddenly have an opinion on racism?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:02 No.13479194
    >sense of fashion
    yes well, I am a straight male what the fuck do I know of fashion? You'll think of something though.

    As for where I get my information, I read a lot of books while in hiding.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:04 No.13479211
    eh, sorry I guess. word is ingrained from years of use.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:04 No.13479213
    Your change is confusing, I know. The fact that it happens during the years that it does is even worse. However, I would like to point out that there are support groups out there for youths such as yourself. While, true, they are SRA monitored, if you do choose to sign yourself up (something that I do suggest) you will find that they will actually help you in finding one that is right for you. Many people forget this fact, and it is not one that they frequently advertise for some odd reason.

    Despite popular belief, they did assist in finding musical schools which would accept me. I had a case agent who worked very hard on my behalf, and helped my family in securing funding. To this day we still write each other regularly.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:06 No.13479221
    I did point to the strong competitive streak.

    I always figured the treetop thing was a bit weird, but when you have the physical prowess to do something like that, why not do it just to say you can.

    The near universal mastery of anything an oni touches has a fairly storied history, and as far as stereotypes it's probably one of the better ones... unless you're not quite capable of living up to it. Being competitive lazy drunkards is probably about the worst stereotype you can attribute to the oni clans... and when you realize how much they have to drink in order to actually get drunk you can wipe out the lazy part of that statement right there. Were not oni tutors, teachers and workers some of the best around? They were even respected by the *tengu*.

    They might have been considered 'lazy' because, like all who easily master most challenges life presents them with, they easily succumb to apathy and or aloofness.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:08 No.13479229
    It happens, and I understand. Just remember that not all of us are mindless brutes and work hard to negate the stereotype that comes with being what we are. I don't often bring it up outside of conversations like these. No sense in announcing what I am.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:09 No.13479239
    >Oni mastery

    Oh god this. In my work with the Metahuman Underground I met an oni who went from not knowing what a gun was to being able to field strip and clean a muddy M16 in about 6 hours. It was artistry.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)05:10 No.13479242
    Well, what are the other possibilities? I don't know of anything with a single horn. Someone mentioned summoners before, but that's more if you're practicing magic isn't it?

    Google is being unhelpful when it REALLY matters. Naturally.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:10 No.13479243

    I worked with an English guy when I was in Serbia. I think he's out there with the London police now. He was an investigator. Worked in the desk as opposed to out in the field with us. Still a really solid guy. Drank like a fish. I'd like to say his name, but as far as I know, it's still technically protected under the privacy protocols. Still, it'd be pretty great if you knew him. Really good guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:12 No.13479248
    There's nothing wrong with something cute, and when you top out at around 7-8 feet tall with an 'athletic' build... there's not too many girls who are going to be likely to say something to you, at least to your face anyways.

    Be confident and self-assured and you'll have no problems... and if you do, tower over them and threaten to give them a smack.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:13 No.13479253
    If you gave him 12, he probably would have been able to improve upon what you already had.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:15 No.13479264
    Well. in my work with the Underground I've met a Kirin descendant who could heal anything from a grievous gunshot wound to the tumor you never knew you had, a thick grey skinned gentleman with a love of classical music and theology who just wanted to do what was right and a summoner. That was her race, she insisted.

    There are many races that have horns. It's why I suggested you try to do as many different things as possible to see what you are capable of.
    >> 01/11/11(Tue)05:16 No.13479273

    I don't want to resort to pathetic attempts at being "cute".

    I don't want to be a drunken lazy cunt.

    I don't want to be a violent competitive bully.

    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:17 No.13479274
    I think I know who your talking about and yes we suspect he is working under a fake name. He is not meant to talk about Serbia and only does when he's pissed. The guy has mild PTS syndrome and has been known to go very quiet without provacation.
    >> Locust Guy 01/11/11(Tue)05:19 No.13479286
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    Just a heads up for all you guys who aren't in the know, the SRA has been rigging elections and stockpiling nuclear weapons for a while now.

    Just thought some of you might be interested.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:19 No.13479288

    You don't have to be any of that that you don't want to. You don't have to be a Stereotype.

    But unless you live in the Bible Belt it won't be as bad as you fear. You'll be fine. Keep your chin up kid.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:20 No.13479294

    Huh. Nothing weird really happened in Serbia. Was actually probably the calmest post I've been at thus far. I just meant that I couldn't say his name over an imageboard like this because of various investigations he's involved in and how this site is pretty unsecure. Still, maybe shit happened after I left Serbia that fucked him up or something. God damn, that sucks. He was pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:21 No.13479304
    The underground has been watching this very carefully. It's frightening but expected.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:22 No.13479306
    When he gets drunk he jabbers on about the old things in the forest.

    Sound familiar
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:22 No.13479311

    Ha! We're an international organization once run by the United Nations! We're not stockpiling nuclear weapons. And we have no interest in fixing elections. We're not even a national entity. God damn, stop being so paranoid.
    >> Locust Guy 01/11/11(Tue)05:23 No.13479317
    I know you have. But some people haven't. Most people don't even know about what they did in Texas.

    I met one of them. He still had the scars.
    >> A. Lamia 01/11/11(Tue)05:24 No.13479318

    Don't listen to these haters, most of them go by ANCIENT stereotypes and people that don't know jacks shit about plight of SN Teens.

    Trust me on this, unlike you my physical apperance was pretty much set in the stone since I hatched, but I faced pretty much the same prejudice like you did. 7 and half feet tall, with obvious predatory looks.

    Be what you will, there isn't really any guarantee what you'll look like, but I am pretty sure that horn of yours will be the only obvious manifestation of your nature.

    What I am willing to wager, there are plenty SNs with your class most of them hide in plain sight, but some odd habits give them away.
    >> Locust Guy 01/11/11(Tue)05:25 No.13479326
    Shows how much you know. Back before I reached the singularity, one of your people asked for my help with their anti-matter weapons project.

    I said no, they cut out one of my eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:25 No.13479327
    and the bioweapon you have in the facility in Georgia?

    Our remote viewers have seen it. As well as the secret bunker in Ukraine. It's been because of SRA facilities in those areas that Russia has been pushing outwards into them.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:28 No.13479342
    hey, I'm not hating here. I've been trying for the last... hour it seems like to say there are options for help. This one guy keeps popping in with the 7 foot tall thing though.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:28 No.13479344

    Not to me. Must have been after my time. It has been a long time since I was there, so stuff might have happened while I was in Azerbaijan. We lived like fucking monks out there. The posting was some shitty FOB kind of encampment. Felt like I was back in Afghanistan. The only thing that broke up the monotony was the constant patrols. Because the way we were spread around the country, we had to take a helicopter to various villages and conduct foot patrols and whatnot to investigate things. Like I said, felt like I was back in Afghanistan. Heard they're starting to change that, as well as establish a stronger presence throughout Central Asia. That place is a fucking cesspool for abhumans, man. You have no idea. It's going to be the wild west out there in a few years. The last bastion and all that.

    But no none of that does sound familiar, but I did lose contact with pretty much everyone during that summer.
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)05:28 No.13479347
    So, I guess I'm a little late to the thread, haven't read all the posts, but I'd just like to speak from my position as a Para working for the SRA, in Enforcement.

    The organization itself is not bigoted. It's true that it's primarily Standards who make up the organization, who themselves may be bigoted, which I suppose is to be expected, but there's no malicious intent in the organization as a whole.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:28 No.13479348

    Hah, must suck not being an outsider! :D

    We have the best of both worlds.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:29 No.13479349
    Why people diss horns so badly? I love short, stout and sharp horn even more so if its polished..

    Its good measurement how girl respects herself, y' know?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:29 No.13479351
    Guys. Shut the FUCK up about Serbia, okay? That's all I'm going to say. Serbia and Peru and things we don't talk about in polite company any more. At least not right now. I just had to send somebody to her shrink, okay? If you keep it up, I'll put in to have BOTH of you sent to Peru.

    Think about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:30 No.13479354
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    Right, Yea. Mostly Europe based, but my team goes where SRA wants some digging done. You see, we dont usually carry the gear for a protracted firefight, or to hold off a whole god dammed pack of lycans..

    I shit you not, Originally me and my team were a special interpol unit, specializing in identifying and destroying smugglers and their network. So when we tracked down the source of a real pure supply of cocaine, we were expecting humans, mayhap a few paras, not a whole pack of lycans running the show..

    So now we are part of the SRA, we deal with the same things, but now we dont have to dick around for warrants and the like. Without that paperwork, we have managed to triple our seizure rate, and have cut down on contraband availability in our AoR. Paras aint to pleased about that however, but thats why we get to go talk to the most vocal of them.. They tend to go quiet after that.
    >> Locust Guy 01/11/11(Tue)05:30 No.13479357
    Yes, that must suck for those guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:31 No.13479363

    Where abouts are you posted currently? Chances I'll know you if you're in Europe at all. Or at least know of you.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:32 No.13479365
    Be grateful this guy is screwed up he thinks they are stalking him and he refuses to leave heavily urban areas something about the country side makes him feel vulnerable. I don't get it myself ever since I got bitten I have loved the countryside.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:33 No.13479367
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    >the prospect of a handhold

    If that's all, you're fucking lucky.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:36 No.13479379

    Eh. The conflicts in the 90s really messed that area up and everyone, including the abhumans, carried it heavily. I wouldn't be surprised if some pretty heavy stuff went down there. There was definitely the potential for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:38 No.13479394
    You know where that pic is from?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:39 No.13479397
    Were all about to get promoted
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)05:40 No.13479408
    Chicago, actually.
    Kind of a rough city for this job. We've actually got a pretty high Para population, though I'm not sure why. I'll check my files from the last census and post the percentage.
    But yeah, we here in the SRA in just the last year had to double our employment here.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:41 No.13479410

    Allegedly called "Sins of NeonCity" by OmeN2501
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)05:43 No.13479423
    So, the city of Chicago officially has a 41% Parahuman population.

    That's kind of huge.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:43 No.13479424
    we didn't follow the rrrrrrrrrrruuurrrrruuus
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:44 No.13479427
    Alrighty boys and girls, your friendly neighbourhood SRA-R member is going to bed. Good night and God Bless.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:44 No.13479428
    Chicago is a great place for a metahuman on the run to hide for a few days. Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:45 No.13479433

    Assuming of all supernaturals are registered, most SNs hide pretty damn well and blend in.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:49 No.13479459
    Hey guys. My neighbor has been making a lot of noise. I know she's like, an elemental of sound or something, the cops said so, but it's really irritating.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:54 No.13479477
    It's in your best interest to make sure she's in a good mood. Would you rather have soothing ocean sounds while you sleep or screaming banshee noises.

    Be nice to her. she can probably sound like a night out in the country under the stars.
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)05:56 No.13479496
    Oh, no, we assume a large margin of unregistered Para's, this is just what we officially have on record.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)05:59 No.13479506
    How I can check if I have paranormal activity going on myself?

    I for one, find myself constantly in places where I shouldn't, example I found myself in 13th plane of torment when I was on my way to the kitchen.

    I am not the smartest man but, i get the feeling that there is something going on that I don't really understand.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:09 No.13479550
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    Shit, its that high over there? We clamped down real hard here in Europe, and thats probably why all the hate is flowing. And also why you guys have had a huge influx of the bastards.

    Yes, anyone who does not register, para or not, is scum. Anyone who helps them, are scum. And scum does not have rights. God I love my job, nothing like busting a nest of illegals, and if one of them looks at you funny, its open season on the bastards, you never know when one of em might try something funny.. Lost my partner that way, fucking para bastard put his eyes on fire.. But he would have been proud of the payback..
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:13 No.13479565

    Looking for excuse to kill anything and everything with a bigger dick than you, eh?
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:14 No.13479574
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    No. Just looking out for number one and his species.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:14 No.13479575
    except you bastards only hit places where they won't fight back, because you KNOW you don't want open warfare.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:18 No.13479588

    Whatever chump, I am going to tap your mother and sister with my two fabulous love rods, just in spite of you.
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)06:19 No.13479593
    As a Para myself, and a SRA Enforcer, I'd like to say that you are the scum that brings organizations like this low.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:27 No.13479627
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    Sorry to hear you think like that. But I guess im just cynical. Peace and coexisting are two ideals that would be awesome, if only they worked. Paras that help us do it because they know that only if we work together to root out the subversive elements in the para camp, and the norm camp, can those two ideals become reality.

    I am not scum. I am simply a facilitator for that, it will benefit humans, and paras. Those that are left of both, that is. Scum are scum, regardless if its para or norm.
    >> Knight !l4rVmKJEPM 01/11/11(Tue)06:37 No.13479686
    It's not a matter of Para or Standard, or even Registered or Unregistered.

    It's the fact that you seem to *enjoy* taking human life.
    That's just fucking sick, and, frankly, frightening.
    >> Tallow !LeTSsFHXZs 01/11/11(Tue)06:39 No.13479692
    Hey, uh, guys. Can we stop calling, non-Para's "humans". We're humans too, just...different.
    It's kind of, I don't know, insensitive to talk as if we were something wholly separate.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)06:59 No.13479796

    What sort of creature are you, wannabe human?
    >> Tallow !LeTSsFHXZs 01/11/11(Tue)07:04 No.13479826
    The only thing even slightly abnormal about me is I can ignite my finger tips.
    But everything else is normal.
    I dress in blue jeans and t-shirts.
    I listen to Death Cab For Cutie and The Foo Fighters and fucking Coldplay.
    I'm a normal guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)07:10 No.13479856

    Whatever floats your boat, half-man.
    >> Anonymous 01/11/11(Tue)07:20 No.13479907
    Half? If anything he's more.
    Fuck, I want superpowers...

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