Meh, as long as your cool with her friend wise. I wouldn't recommend risking your dick for anything more.

Unless, pics

Well, duh, she's a fucking wiccan. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

Figures

>girl in gaming group
>we share nearly all our interests, with just enough different to show each other new things
>she's amazingly attractive, intelligent, funny, etc.
>can't ever get the nerve to ask her out

Bam, there's your thread.

>>Meet cute girl at shitty retail job. Dark hair, glasses, the works. And she plays DnD!
>>She wears a halter top one day
>>Has an Insane Clown Posse on each boob.
>>MFW

watch out for those pies, op, you may wake up someday in a drugged stupor with a skinless dick

>>13438334
>>Asks me for a Livejournal invite

'98 called, it wants it's bullshit story back

>>13438365
>Has an Insane Clown Posse on each boob

>>13438334
>read post
There's no part of this I didn't like.
>see picture
That's quite an O-face you have there, little Olson twin...
...say, would you like a Creamsicle? I've got one in my hand here... *wink wink*

PRO TIP, OP: only a small minority of fags are dudes with serious misogyny issues. The majority are sweet girls.

Man, if my players brought pies I wouldn't give a fuck how many dicks they skin when I'm not looking. Assuming the skinned dicks don't somehow make their way into the pie anyway

>>13438366
Now every time I look at a pie, I'll be thinking of skinless dicks.

She's a wiccan. What did you expect?

>>13438334
Not like you don't have shocking fetishes.

There is no way this thread can end well and be a positive thing for /tg/.

>>13438398
"I just like violent rape, enslavement, and abuse! Not skinning dicks! That's totally different!"
What Anon really believes.

>>13438376

This was 2002-2003, lol. Haven't gamed with her in awhile since she joined the nerd exodus to the pacific northwest.

>>13438334
I think most religions are pretty silly, but I just can't take Wiccan's seriously.

Also they only do it because their christian father molested them.

>>13438413
if you switched genders around and had women violently raping men i honestly don't many /tg/ers would have a problem with that

but i do think that the average person would have a serious problem with both men getting their penises skinned, and women getting their vaginas skinned

>>13438451
>if you switched genders around and had women violently raping men i honestly don't many /tg/ers would have a problem with that
...that's because many /tg/ers are fucked up and have fucked up ideas that are part of and contribute to deeply fucked-up aspects of our culture.

>>Group of 3 guys, 3 girls. Amazingly, girls are cute
>>Group gets free conference rooms through the game club
>>Weirdos from the club keep dropping in an trying to make conversation/hope to get invited to play
>>Have to move game to an apt 3 miles from campus
>>Game falls apart

> Play D&D with ca/tg/irl
> She's an aspie hambeast
> She's leading bro-tier friend on
> Plays Mary Sue characters
> Draws weaboo shit about them
> Considers herself a bisexual dom
> mfw I realize that I don't want a nerdy girlfriend anymore

If they aren't annoying hambeasts, they'll just break your heart, fa/tg/uys.

>>13438451

Unless you're in Africa.

>>13438473
> Play D&D with fa/tg/uy
> He's an aspie hambeast
> He's constantly drooling on god-tier female friend
> Plays Mary Sue characters
> Draws weaboo shit about them
> Considers himself a heterosexual dom who likes futa
> mfw I realize that I don't want a nerdy boyfriend anymore

>Invite sister to D&D game
>rolls up a beguiler
>proceeds to fuck every NPC
>MFW she gets XP for it

>>13438493
breaking new ground

Beautiful girl wants to play D&D because of social pressure.

Doesn't want to learn the rules, wants to win or will get pouty, wants to be the focus of attention or will get pouty again.

I am the DM, and I believe in equality. And equality works both ways. No mercy, no special treatment.

Loses interest in campaign after ten sessions and doesn't play D&D any more. Still plays WoD to this day, with a DM who loves to give her special attention and bonuses.
...Pretty standard story, I guess. Nothing unusual about it.

>>13438393
DAMN IT, HOW WILL I ENJOY PIES NOW!?

>>13438334
>nWoD Mage
>5 Guys, plus Male ST.
>oWoD VtM
>6 Girls, plus Male ST.
>Bro chimes in "Guys, listen... I think I've found the problem with nWoD."
>Both groups laugh.

>>13438493

> mfw I'm not any of those things
> mfw autistic female hambeasts are angry at me on the internets
> mfw I'm a fucking T-rex

>>I don't care that the group has no one capable of healing, I want to be a bard!

:|

>>He's a flamboyantly gay man

:/

>>He plays a banjo, I don't care that they don't exist in this world.

:(

>>Combat? Well, each time my turn comes up I'm going to spend 5 minutes(not hyperbole) every time my turn comes up devising something creative but useless to do like making a loud noise by the BBEG's head to distract him!

>:(

>My group is composed solely of guys.
>I am okay with this since, I do other stuff with girls

and by other stuff I mean go out, play some sports and no not sexing. They are friends and shall remain so.

/thread

>>13438529
Yo, bitches don't like Atlantis.

>>13438352

I clicked "reply" with every intention of posting almost the exact same thing.

Never trust a Wiccan.
Never deal with a Dragon.

>>13438535
I sad'd.

I have actually never played DnD with a girl in the group.

Though I have sex with a girl who has played DnD. Though from her stories she seems a bit too much of a "LOL I PICKPOCKET MY PARTY MEMBERS XD" type of a player, so I doubt we would have much compatibility at the game table.

>>13438473
>>13438485

I read the second post as a reply to the first, and lol'd way harder than I should have.

>>13438535

rolled 1 = 1

>gm needs players
>gm invites person off of craigslist
>she arrives, fairly mediocre looking woman
>she apparently likes me
>she asks me out
>I decline.
>She asks why.
>I tell her I'm gay.
>she never came to that shop again.

>>13438581
The problem isn't that they're girls

The problem is "Chaotic Neutral."

>>13438473

Yeah, pretty much. Nerd girls are fucking scary. They're not real fans, they just use games as accessories. It's part of their image in the same way their clothing and hair are. And they've realized that although a normal guy would see them as an average or cute girl, to nerds they're a fucking goddess. And they leave broken crying nerds behind them as they mooch, cause drama, and fuck anyone remotely good looking before moving on.

My ex was playing like 5 guys off each other. One whiteknight faggot was being told stories of how I was abusive, she was fucking this rich nerd who would buy her plane tickets places, one pathetic slob bought her a 2K laptop and didn't even get any pussy in return. Well, it was fun while it lasted. She wore cat ears to bed.

only girl i ever played with was the dm's girlfriend. all she did was play wow during the game and get pissy when she had to do something in battle. she would also get pissed if she wasn't "playing".

>>13438451
Female circumcision. It often involves partial or total removal of the labia minora.
And the clitoris is always removed.
That creepy torture shit is real and lauded as good for women in parts of Africa.

>>13438365
GOD DAMMIT
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO
FUCK.

"Juggalette"
Fuck you.
You were hot.
And then that.

>>13438581
>I have actually never played DnD with a girl in the group.
It's really not different, except if you have a That Guy he'll make it even more obvious in the way he acts towards her.

>>13438616
>in Africa.
It is good for women elsewhere too.

>majority of gaming group is girls
>um.. that's about it really.

>>13438379
>>13438365

It should be obvious from the context, but she had a frickin ICP -tattoo- on each boob. RIP my boner.

>>13438520
This is my story, except I wasn't running D&D.

On the plus side, a girl who was sick of her DM's overly ham-handed attempts to flatter her with in-game loot heard about this and promptly joined our group.

>>13438616
Considering that it wasn't all that long ago when here in America we were giving 'sexually deviant' women forced hysterectomies...

>>13438463
We had a problem like this where this Asian guy would show up and like question how a Game can NOT involve a computer. He'd also like, touch everyone. Not just female players. Just everyone's shoulders.

Eventually one of the players just kicked the shit out of him.

/shrug

>>13438612

I know one other ca/tg/irl who seems to actually enjoy /tg/ stuff. She isn't a bitch in sheep's clothing, and is in a fairly loving relationship with another one of my players.

rolled 74 = 74

>>13438661
The one experience I had with a gamer chick set me off of women entirely.

Feel free to take your opinion off of that.

>Come to a LARP
>Four people arrive
>We play it tabletop instead
>Next fortnight, meet up with one of the players, whom is a ca/tg/irl, before the game to chill, because hanging with friends is fun
>Wait, I'm successfully having a conversation with a girl, when all other girls I've tried to have conversations with have disappointed me to no end?
>She's respectable, knows what she's talking about, and is cuddling the shit out of me?
>She's also ridiculously attractive
>Have prophetic dream that involved Ligier throwing Infernals into the Earth's atmosphere, Samurai on horseback killing aliens under the sea, which somehow all meant that I had to confess that I had a crush
>Confesses crush the morning after
>Doesn't get blown off, cautiously continue
>Turns out we have the exact same mental process about everything, making us go in some sort of weird synchrosity a lot of the time
>mfw three months later, madly in love, have sex stupidly often, practically living at her place, good communication, and so mutual an understanding it's practically a natural law

>>13438612
>Have a bad experience with one nerd girl
>make generalizations about about all of them
This is what idiots actually do.

>Running Rogue Trader with bro and hot-girl.
>Hot-girl has never played a game before but is super excited.
>Decides she'll be the Rogue Trader.
>Designs ship with me and bro, Ecclesiarchy up in this mother.
>Choirs sing her praises, converts the Explorator into giving up his red robes for white ones.
>Gets a fleur-de-lis tattoo burnt into everyone on her crew's forehead.
>Hires kroot mercenaries. Takes them back to her private quarters.
>"Twenty minutes later I walk out with severe burn wounds on my crotch and breasts." She says.
>Bro and I look at one another.
>Explorator and Rogue Trader take over the Koronus Expanse to spread the glory of St.Drusus, the Emperor, and she's on a mission to make herself a saint.

It was awesome once she picked up on the rules. Took a bit, but afterwards she was all into Bolter Bitch fashion and the Imperial Creed. Save for the Xenos, who she would hire and apparently pleasure herself in front of with her flamerpistol. She wanted them to know that she loved them for serving her, but could never do anything with them because they were foul xenos. And she had to flagellate herself.

Extra-heretical, extra-awesome.

>join a tuesday dnd group I met online
>they won't shut up about this girl in their sunday game
>she's a hambeast who willfully refuses to learn the game.
>Plays barbarians and won't rage.
>Plays paladins and won't smite.
>Plays bards and uses inspire competence in battle.
>They have been bitching about this player for a year and a half now.
>They STILL haven't thrown her out.

>>13438644
That didn't happen in my generation or my parent's or my grandparents. For that matter, the usual 'cure' for hysteria was to have a doctor finger the woman to orgasm on a regular basis. I'm not making that up.
So, let's not try and equate our society with clitoris-removing Africans. We stopped doing that shit a long time ago. African Muslims do so much worse than forced hysterectomy today.
Read up on FGM sometime. It is usualy done with a razor blade or a broken shard of glass. No anesthetics. And they claim that our women are impure for not having it done.

I've played a few games with female players among the ranks, and a majority of them are pretty cool. However, just like I have stories about THAT GUY, I have a couple THAT CHICK stories.

>Fuck-buddies with this one woman.
>She learns that I am into rp and invites me to join her gaming group.
>I am the youngest member of this group at the age of 24 and everyone else is in their thirties.
>Expect them to be a more mature breed of gamers.
>She rolls a dwarf pally.
> ... with nymphomania.
> ...and is described as looking less like a dwarf and more like a young human girl.
>Everyone else rolls more appropriate characters and she announces that it is her goal to have her character fuck each and every one of them.

I guess I should have seen that one coming. The other woman in question had a problem keeping her clothes on. Every session, she would find some excuse to strip and show off her body. True, she did have a rocking body, it got old when two months into the game and we hadn't done anything because she kept distracting everyone with her tits.

>>13438680
Did she cheat on you, then stalk you, smash your car's windshield and try to rough you up through it, spread rumors that you're a slut and have STDs, and geneally harass you and make you take her to court for like over a year after the breakup?

That's what my friend's boyfriend did to her.

>Join a 4e game my old friend from highschool is in.
>Don't really care for 4e as much as other editions, but whatever, fun is fun.
>Cute Jewish girl in the game giving me eyes the whole game, didn't get a chance to get any contact info before I had to leave.
>Somehow get moved from that game to a different one that said cute Jewish girl isn't in.
>Realize why I stopped hanging out with old highschool friend and that his group is prettymuch the exact same annoying kind of unforgiveable nerds that make me ashamed of playing D&D and shit in the first place.
>Quit game, never see cute Jewish nerd girl again, never talk to annoying friend again.

That's the extent of my experience with ca/tg/irls that aren't fat, ugly, or fucking annoying as fuck.

I don't like bring female nerds or gamers around, because I'm awful when around them. I'm fairly attractive and in shape, from being on the swim team forever, thus by comparison to most others in my hobbies I look like a fucking model. And I know enough about nerdy girls to manipulate them into sex, and I can never stop myself from doing just that, then losing interest with them.

Thus I avoid.

>>13438702
>That didn't happen in my generation or my parent's or my grandparents.
It was still being done in the 1930s, so, your grandparents' generation is about right. Also, poor black women got them (and tubal litigations) just because.

We STILL perform way too many hysterectomies.

>>13438718
Did she have Jewbies?
Jewbies are bestbies.

>>13438687

>mfw i wake upand the lie is over

rolled 58 = 58

>>13438709
It was more like
>find out she's cheating on me
>is pretty cool with it, kind of figured this from the start.
>tries to break up with her
>she flips out, I end up getting the fuck out of there.
>later get my door knocked on by the cops, apparantly she called the police saying I hit her.
>some time later, released from the local PD scot-free, I never did hit her.
>one month later get another knock on my door, her again saying I stole some t-shirt of hers.
>find it, explain to the officers she had left it there
>officers are bros, they depart
>next day find tires on my Buick Regal are slashed
>buy new ones, pissed now
>go back to college, find out everyone there's convinced I have AIDS and gave it to her
>confront her
>her meatwall boyfriend tries to rough me up
>go home and wash hands of entire ordeal

She still threatens me over IM to press rape charges, even though this was 2 years ago.

>>13438520

>Beautiful girl wants to play D&D because of social pressure.

Because there's just SO MUCH social pressure to play D&D.

>>13438759
>>13438709
ITT: men and women are both fucking crazy and are best avoided.

Every female gamer ive met (vidya games aswell) has been a psychotic. With some seriously strong misandry. They play firstperson shooters for instance because it allows them to experience killing men in brutal ways.
I remember one i tried to flirt with started talking in a dominant way to me calling me a little boy and pervert then ranting on about me jacking off my dick with her stepping on my balls etc.
I was immediately without replying like fuck this shit and deleted her from my contact list.

>>Previous group of gamer friends falls into a morass of drama mainly centered around 3 girls who've self-diagnosed themselves with PTSD(one from being raped, one from being almost raped, one from having religious parents).

>>2 years later. Finally, a sane group.

>>Girl steals some sort of game prop from me as a joke. I take it back and she starts yelling at me for making a quick hand motion near her face saying I was "triggering" her.

>>Not this shit again, I think. I stop talking to her

>>13438749

>mfw /tg/er who fits the stereotype projects onto one that might* not

*still is a change your right

>>13438822
Uh. You realize that being raped is in fact really likely to give you PTSD, right? Like, rape victims get it at the same rate as soldiers.

>>13438334
Hey, just don't let her touch your dick.

>>13438749
Basically.

>>13438334
>>13438694

>>13438835
PTSD is culturally bound. That means if you don't know you're supposed to get it, you don't get it.

Also, don't be physically playful if you're going to blame others for how you know they will react.

>>13438835

Girl 1 might have actually had PTSD. Not the others, though.

I may release a shitstorm by saying this, but all the people I've known who had really bad shit happen to them keep it deep down. People who beat you over the head with their victim status and want everyone to feel sorry for them are usually just attention whores.

>her meatwall boyfriend tries to rough me up

This is why I'm second amendment off campus, and carry a knife on campus. Never had to (let alone wanted to) pull, but having that there if shit gets deadly-violent is nice, and if she's throwing around rape accusations, you can bet any violence has a decent chance of being deadly.

>>13438835

My condolences and all, but if you have or suspect you have PTSD, you should SEE A THERAPIST AND TRY TO GET THE HELP YOU NEED SO THAT YOU CAN TRY TO KEEP IT FROM IMPACTING YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE, NOT USE IT TO GET ATTENTION.

>>13438876
>PTSD is culturally bound. That means if you don't know you're supposed to get it, you don't get it.
THIS IS WRONG. This is flat-out wrong.

>>13438889
Girl 2 might have, for all you know. I was in an "almost raped" situation--with another guy--and it shook me up pretty hard for a long time, and I'm normally pretty unflappable.

>>13438889
I'll stand with you on this one, Bro.

>>13438826

>mfw when alonefag feeling the need to justify himself with "NUUUH UUUH"

rolled 55 = 55

>>13438898
Nah, the rape thing started a lot later than that. Apparently she's broken up with Mr. Meatwall and is in the process of destroying his life. Apparently she pressed sexual assault charges, and the record is there. He wanted to be a teacher, and now that isn't gonna happen.

protip: all women are insane

not just "lol so crazy and weird"

they are all actually insane, as in they should all be forced to take medication to make them normal

>>13438889
If you have PTSD and you are going to be personally interacting with someone on a regular basis its nice sometimes to let the person know so in the off chance something like a flashback is accidentally triggered there isn't a huge panic
>>13438876
You are woefully incorrect

>>13438898

I know that certain places don't allow weaponry on campus grounds. Mine is like this.

However, there is a caveat - at my university, nobody seems to care - not for me carrying a knife about, nor my roommate hiding a pistol in the dorm, nor for my Spacecraft Control teacher accidentally bringing his Dragunov to class.

>>13438933
So, in short...

>bitchesandhoes.jpg

>>13438949
The only real common factor in all of your failed relationships is *you*, Anonymous.

< Meet girl at a LARP.
< Chill, have fun nerd-battling.
< Plays tabletop game outside of LARPing.
< She lurks /tg/
< We admit that we both like each other.
< Awesome sex. Great relationship so far.

rolled 59 = 59

>>13438958
>accidentally brings his Dragonov

...wat

>>13438933
You realize that it's incredibly difficult to *successfully* prosecute rape, much less sexual assault, even when there IS evidence, much less when there isn't, right? So unless he actually assaulted her, he doesn't have much to worry about.

>>13438933
Oh wow.

You should consider starting to collect some documentation. If she's fucked two of you over, chances are there a few more dudes waylaid on the trail behind her.

>>13438963
you've obviously never had a woman boss before

women are insane. simple as that.

>>13438876

>PTSD is culturally bound. That means if you don't know you're supposed to get it, you don't get it.

You're right, people of previous centuries never developed PTSD. That's why they weren't totally fucking insane in every account of history, their flaws clumsily and obviously glossed over because the people telling their stories were similarly broken.

Giving a name to the underlying damage the horror of violence, abuse, extreme hunger or illness, or the many other psyche-straining things that can cause PTSD doesn't magically make it spring into being.

It's this stupid fallacy where people confuse recognizing that something exists as inventing it. It's incredibly strong denial. Like claiming that gay people only exist because society has created modern homosexuality, or that violent crime is going up rather than down because we're actually dealing with it and that involves discussing and publicising it when previously it would pass unnoticed.

Wild animals can show signs of trauma and mental abuse, for crying out loud.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13438974

Well, apparently even the accusation was enough to kick him out of his program.

This is all hearsay, of course.

>>13438930

me and my boyfreind. I'm the one being sit on. don't throw around alonefag, it makes you look dumb for assuming every person here matches the stereotype.

rape her
all dom chicks secretly want to sub

>>13438973

He was rather enthusiastic about it, until we reminded him that in America it is not wise to bring your rifle to class. So he cancelled class so he could bring it home.

You see, he is from Romania and grew up under the Commies.

Incidentally, he was a great professor.

Oh, goody, yet another misogyny thread.

Because /tg/ doesn't have enough of those.

And if there's one thing that women are attracted to, it's ronery, bitter misogyny.

>>13438978
My current boss is a woman. She's a great boss. She replaced a total fucking asshole of a middleaged white guy.

>MFW at OP

Seriously you need years as context there.

and hey not likke you didn't expect a livejournaler to not post their freaky fetishes.

it is also
>MFW everyone is being so subtly trolled it turned into an actual thread.

>>Meet beautiful green eyed tomboy who is pretty much an IRL changeling
>>Like most interesting people she's flaky, doesn't show

>>Stuck with insane "lesbian" whose characters are all vehicles for rape fantasies and werewolf obsessed borderline furry chick playing a hunterheart.

sadfrog.jpg

rolled 57 = 57

>>13439006
Romanians are bros.

What does he teach?

>>13438687
>>13438967

>mfw

>New girl joins and sits over by the other two girls
>We have a fun time and roleplay
>Been gaming together for 3 years
>little to no drama
>No one tries to stick there bits in the other person
>Friendship fuck yeah!
I get to roleplay and have fucking awesome game WoD kicks ass!

>>13439021

>> invite girl player to game
>> girl is cool but adorable and uses cuteness to get DM benefits for whole party and not just herself
>> DM gets pathetic obvious crush/stalker habits
>> girl realizes she has fucked up, apologizes for being a tool
>> DM gets arrested for breaking into her apartment
>> girl gets restraining order on him.
>> girl is new DM, old DM slowly losing his mind to creepy obsession
>> nothing of value is lost

>>13438986
I have no idea which is which in this picture.

It's weird, I've never really had a problem meeting non-psychotic, awesome nerd girls. I'm on good terms with both long-term exes and my several flings, some of whom I still see and am friends with.

I'm not that great or handsome or anything, "kinda cute" is about the best I get. Mostly I just honestly give a fuck. I think I benefit a LOT from comparison to other nerds.

>>13439017

As I said, I had him for Spacecraft Control Systems, but I missed out on having him for Spacecraft Preliminary / Detail Design.

He was especially pleased when I told him about my own collection.

>>13438986
... post a picture of the two of you fucking. I'm not convinced you two are in a relationship.

>>13438876
>PTSD is subjective, which explains why Belgian soldiers got it during World War I before anyone knew it existed.
>It's women's fault if they get raped.

God I fucking hate you so much.

>>13439037
They're both guys, bro. Why so heteronormative?

>>13439049
>>PTSD is subjective, which explains why it showed up in the fucking Illiad.

>>13439010
I had the complete opposite. A tough as nails, but unfailingly fait female boss that was replaced by a 40+ year old man who thinks that he's still 21 and gets throws a tantrums when he actually has to work. Really. He will throw things across the room when he has to come out of his office instead of playing Facebook games.

rolled 81 = 81

>>13439046

My Creative English Composition teacher was Romanian. She had a massively thick accent, but was a genius writer. We ended up getting along pretty damn well...and usually I just don't like being around women.

>>13439040
>Mostly I just honestly give a fuck. I think I benefit a LOT from comparison to other nerds.
Similar situation to yours, bro. That's the conclusion I've arrived at.

Keep being assholes and misogynist, guys. It makes things so much easier for those of us who aren't.

>>13439060
Holy shit, dude. Shitsux.

>>13439060
Record that shit and put it on Youtube, and watch your boss get fired faster than you can say "company reputation".

Dating a gamer girl is like walking through a minefield unless she's new to your area. The reason have the gamers in town suddenly hate you? It's because they're either her ex, obsessed with/stalking her, or both.

Also, this story is a classic: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/girl-gaming-store.php

>>13438958

They care that you haven't converted your saiga yet.

>>13439047

We don't have any pic like that and even if we did posting them on 4chan is about the stupidest shit someone could do.

>>13439089

I have all the time in the universe.

>>13439064
Polar opposite here;
I'm driven away by mindless bitching; I'm a get-it-done kind of person.
My last girlfriend dated me because I know how to change a tire and fly a plane; my personality being centered around trying new things and pragmatism.

That gets me a very different type of girl then the ones who just want an ear to bitch at.

The truth is this; it takes all kinds. Some girls find over attentive listening to be creepy. Some are looking for a jack-of-all-trades some girls want a specialist in terms of skills and personality.
Everything goes and it's any mans game.

>>13439077

I've seen the people uploading videos like that getting fired along with the person doing the shit.

>>Gamer girl from campus
>>Tells me about how her roommate's cat died from some rare skin disease and they were supposed to scrub the walls with bleach 8 weeks ago but haven't bothered yet.
>>Invites me to game at her place
>>At the time I was one of those retards who believes that you should always be "honest".
>>Tell her why I don't want to game at her place.
>>Freak out.

>>13439140
How is that a polar opposite in any way? I'm pretty get-it-done myself. I'm just not an asshole or misogynist. That's what really makes me shine in comparison to most fa/tg/uys.

>Play RPGs and TTG every Thursday and Friday evening.
>Have girlfriend who thinks it's childish but likes how I paint models.
>Make up for it by taking her to dinner every couple of Saturdays.
>Don't make my hobbies the focal point of my relationships.
>Love each other.
>Have been going out for a year and a half.

You can get pretty normal relationships when you separate your hobby from your actual life. I like gamer girls, but not in "that" way. It's inviting trouble.

>became Prokiona
I've always been for Kiona, captcha, this is not a new thing.

>>13439151
cat haunting. nasty shit...

>Join Uni TRPG club
>All the girls are "OMG KAWAII DESU PAY ATTENTION TO ME" types.

>>13439077
We haven't recorded it or anything, but he has been fired before due to complaints. Three times, actually. He just gets hired back each time because he is best buds with the district manager. One time that he was fired, it was because a third party company that was looking for ways to make our business more efficient said that he was "not fit to be in a management role". Back two months later.

Shit does indeed suck and I can't wait to get a new job.

>>13439179
>cat nasty shits
FTFY

>>Go to convention with female friend
>>Sharing our hotel room with this slightly-below-average Canadian internet friend of hers
>>Canadian girl keeps making conversation with me, asks if I want to see her surgical scars and lifts her shirt before I can respond

>>Next year
>>Friend tells me I should find someone else to share a room with. Canadian girl told her I was creeping on her and said she wasn't comfortable around me.

>>13438986

>mfw alonefag still sits and stews and searches photobucket or facebook to prove himself

>>13439108
Blank out the faces, obviously.

>>13439040
>>13439040
>>13439040
>>13439040
This.

>>13439185
Your only recourse is to kill him.

>>Friend's insane wife goes out and fucks strangers every weekend.
>>Friend insists on having games at his house because he's stuck watching the kids while his wife fucks strangers
>>Friend's wife has four cats, rarely scoops liter box, wrappers/trash on floors, and to make things worse owns ferrets
>>One player is insane girl who pinches guys' nipples without warning.
>>Told friend I am taking a night class this coming semester

>>13439185
>He just gets hired back each time because he is best buds with the district manager.
This is how white men ACTUALLY GET JOBS.

Your stories make me sad /tg/ why is everyone retarded that you know?

>>13438876

>>13439253

WHITE PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING.

>mfw >>13439108 proves >>13439210 is right

>>13439261
Because retards attract retards.

>>13439253
>>13439210
trolling too hard.

>join online group for D&D within city with best friend
>dm is hot chick, her best friend also in group, very nice but not my type
>everything goes great, everyone likes each other as friends been playing together for over a year
>read horror stories on /tg/ about bad groups and fat attention seeking hambeasts, while my group is apparently desired
>meet a completely new social circle through them, all awesome people

feels good man, one of the best decisions I've made - no matter how many bad experiences you have with finding groups in your city online, I promise you eventually you will find a good one.

>>13439017
you do know that Romanian stereotypes stop at vampires, commies and thieves...

My Ex didn't game, seemed ok with /tg/ shit her Fiance at the time(My best buddy) played magic a ton and was teaching her it,(Note, polyamory is not the best idea for a first timer.)

I had two serious fuckups of my own, they both hated me for it for a while. They got married, and then broke up shortly thereafter something about her sleeping around without permission.

Bros with him again, he is soon to be the youngest Divorcee I know.

>Playing Shadowrun
>Holy-Shit-A-Nerdette, Nerdette 15 years of age, witha stutter.
>I don't mind as most my friends got used to my slurred speech due to unrelated neurological problems, I'd rather not talk about.
>Girl is intelligent as hell, but god damn shy due to speech impediment.
>5-6th session
>I L-L-L-Love you guys!
>Daaaaw
>Tries to talk to me every time after the sessions, but always dashes away as her speechs turns into gibberish.
>She's been us for two years now.

Why we can't have more decent looking nerds?

>Get out of long term draining relationship
>Pick up WH40k, haven't played in years
>Pick Mech Guard because it sounds and looks cool
>Life is gym, school, warhammer
>more ass than ever before
>better grades than ever before
>Mech Guard stomps most 40k armies
>betterthanexpected.jpg
pic somewhat related

>>13439156
Truth be told; everyone is an asshole to some degree. Everyone is racist to some degree. Everyone is sexist to some degree.

To say you're NOT an Asshole is pretty egotistical. I mean really, if you're just being nice and kind and listening for any sake; it's so people like you. Which is just as self-righteous as screwing people over; you're serving yourself first.

Being a bit of an Asshole flies and flies WELL for that matter; it gives a personality some spice. Am I full on "fuck-you" asshole? No, but I also will tell a girl when she's just whining and dribbling on about her problems rather then solving them.
Any girl worth her salt will have standards beyond "Oh, he's nice and listens." and that's where my field starts. Because when I can renovate a bedroom in a day, fix a car and solve her problems; personality kinda falls flat.

Also; Polar opposite of "Listen and Care" is "Go out and Fix", it was more directed at the poster you quoted.

>mfw lies abound from both sides in this thread

>>13439299
What about gypsies?

>>13439299
Not true! Theyres also Gypsy Murderers and human traffickers!

>>13439306

>>They got married, and then broke up shortly thereafter something about her sleeping around without permission.

That's how swingers/poly people work. One person introduces it gently, assuring the other they'll swap with other couples they've gotten to know and trust.

And then they turn it into going out and fucking whoever they want. Without fail.

>>13439156

>I'm perfect, you guys are baaaaad

>>13439312
>Truth be told; everyone is an asshole to some degree. Everyone is racist to some degree. Everyone is sexist to some degree.
Not everyone is an asshole, racist, and sexist to the degree of the average fa/tg/uy.

>To say you're NOT an Asshole is pretty egotistical.
Uh... no, not really.

>Also; Polar opposite of "Listen and Care" is "Go out and Fix", it was more directed at the poster you quoted.
it's possible to both give a fuck and lend a hand, bro. In fact, lending a hand indicates that you DO give a fuck.

>>13439203

I have a theory.

I think the Canadian girl might actually be pissed off that you weren't more interested in her, and is trying to get back at you for it. If she's lifting her shirt for you but also says you're creeping on her, she's either MPD or just pissed off.

>>13439337
>That's how swingers/poly people work. One person introduces it gently, assuring the other they'll swap with other couples they've gotten to know and trust.
>And then they turn it into going out and fucking whoever they want. Without fail.
Uh, no, dude. That's... no more likely than traditional-relationship people cheating. (Which is still pretty likely.)

Shitty unfounded sweeping generalizations are shitty and unfounded.

>>13438334
>Play D&D
>DM brings girlfriend into the game
>She doesn't really want to be here
>Plays because he won't give up his Saturday nights for her

fast forward a few sessions of casual attempts to get her into the game...

>Suddenly much more interested in D&D
>OOC party rejoices
>Good roleplayer, her character winds up interested in mine
>My character gives not a fuck
>DM gives not a fuck, not the first time IC and OOC opinions of another person have been wildly different

And we skip a bit more time.

>DM and girlfriend broke up about a month ago
>She still plays, he has new girlfriend
>She invites me over her place to help her level up after one game
>Consider this odd but accept
>She wants my cock
>Am gayfag

This is a bizarre world.

>>13439277
Ok all retardation aside.
Is everyone trolling in this thread.
Because I find all of this very hard to believe

Themesong for everyone in this thread.

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=LatorN4P9aA

>>13439346
Classic mistake; thinking your personality on /tg/ is anything like how you act in the real world. Are you new here?

>>13439359
Or maybe he started acting really creepy after she showed him her surgical scar?

>>13439030
u jelly?

>>13439378
>Ok all retardation aside.
Yeah, me and the rest of /tg/ stopped reading there

>>13439344
I'm not even close to perfect, that's the thing.
But it's pretty hard to deny that a pretty large chunk of the nerd community is AWFUL at dealing with women, or that there's a lot of racism, sexism, etc in the community

>>Typical nerd girl, dyed black hair, glasses, et cetera... except: DD cups.
>>Decides she's actually a guy.
>>Her new name is Damian and anyone who accidently uses her old name or doesn't realize that a short girl with enormous tits is actually a guy gets fucking screamed at.

>>13439375
At least it's never boring, eh?

>>13439346
>>To say you're NOT an Asshole is pretty egotistical.
>Uh... no, not really.
No, someone you know probably thinks you're an asshole. Many people probably do. This line proved >>13439156 is pretty much on par with his post.


>>it's possible to both give a fuck and lend a hand, bro. In fact, lending a hand indicates that you DO give a fuck.
It's where you draw the line. Because my standard for the girls I associate with is that they WANT their problems solved. A lot of people, male and female; would rather just bitch about their situation for sympathy rather then have it fixed.

Being 'kind and caring' is alright, until someone can pull off "Likable Asshole". Once that happens, really; you're on equal ground to someone who make hilarious jokes at someones expense.
Kindness and Caring isn't a give-all-end-all like-me-for-who-I-am solution.

>mfw this thread is probably like six guys posting their various made-up relationship problems and uninformed opinions.

>>13439401
...ok?

>>13439404
>she wants to fuck

>>13439407
Sure it is
You just stopped trying

>>13439413
Meaning no one is going to read the rest of the post.
Meaning no one is going to see the second line.
Meaning you're not gonna get an answer.
Meaning you would do better to just assume.
Meaning JOIN US

>>13439404

Tomboys man and possibilities for reverse-traps. I've known one since god damn middle school.

She really tries to sound and be manly as possible to me to the point of "Let us engage in gentlemany things!" and insisted he was a guy, which I agreed to.

She actually cried to my shoulder as every other girl in her class doesn't like her, fuck even the hideous hambeasts.

And yeah, she's been like that up to college where everyone stopped caring around then, but I was with contact with her on regular basis.

And yeah, to make this /tg/ related we did some bloodbowl games, W40K amongst other obscure PnP games of 80's

>>13439422
I think you stopped trying with this post. Because you're to stuck in your mental paradigm to understand that sucking up to a girl doesn't ALWAYS fly.

>>13439307

Holy shit, that is utterly [spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/] adorkable [/spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]

>>13439388
>Classic mistake; thinking your personality on /tg/ is anything like how you act in the real world.
I'm referring to IRL nerds. Last time a girl joined my former gaming group, one guy basically tried to play her character for her, while another acted super creepy and jealous.

>>13439407
I'm not referring to over-the-top doormathood or anything, dude. I'm just referring to actually giving a fuck about what the other person thinks/feels/wants.

CHARISMA

>>13439434
>Because you're to stuck in your mental paradigm to understand that sucking up to a girl doesn't ALWAYS fly.
Nobody here has mentioned "sucking up" except you.

You somehow took "giving a fuck" and interpreted it as "being a stereotypical doormat Nice Guy who lusts silently and then gets mad at women for not fucking him."

>>13439404
...That may well be my fucking Ex bi-gendered when I knew her Dami/Damian though she/he had like F cups.

Was fine with both at the time I knew her but she claimed not to play /tg/ stuff...

Please please PLEASE tell me you are not from Queens!

>>13439405
You said it. A woman every other week shall lay herself before me and beckon for me to come hither, yet the man I seek is never to be seen.

At this rate I'll have to go prison straight if I want anything at all.

>>13439456
Because this is /tg/ and that's the most likely result of your actions; even if you don't want to admit to it.

>My face as I read this entire thread.

Jesus. Look, I know the whole shut-in thing is frowned upon, but I think it might really be what's best for you, /tg/. Anything's better than interacting with these... Things.

>/v/ gamer girl with strong interest in RPG
>Her and I share first /tg/ experience with other /tg/ newbies.
>Things going well, flirting.
>She gets cancer
>Be there and support her for two years because even if nothing happens between us, she's a bro.
>After multiple "YOU'RE GONNA BE BETTE- oh wait things are worse" experiences she finally seems to be on the mend.
>Actively states she has no interest in romance at the moment.
>She either legitimately has no interest in romance, or is trying to pre-emptively turn me down.

Gain one bro, lose one opportunity.

>>13439472
The result of my actions has been several healthy relationships and a bunch of fun flings, plus a great circle of friends.

Being unable to comprehend a way of relating to women that's anywhere between "jerk" and "doormat" is part of your problem, Anon.

>>13439470

Minnesota. lol

This thread


5/10

>>13439454

Did someone say CHARISMA?

>>13439493
She might be a little busy RECOVERING FROM HER BATTlE WITH CANCER to be interested in romance, bro.

>>13438687
ARE YOU ME?!

I'm...you...in the future. Like, 13 months future you. AND EVERYTHING IS COOL. WE LIVE TOGETHER NOW. In a bompin' pad.

Word to the wise, get a better job.

>>13439435

You'd love to hear our signature nerd-laugh and dice related puns.

We're so overdoing it so hard, yet we never get enough of it.

Chorus of two classic nerds, with low-hardcase cackle and laughter that sounds like.. hiccups?

>>13439500
My problem is that I'm a super fighting robot from the year 2010 on a quest from Doctor Light to make the city safe again!

See, I just did what you did!

>>13439470
>>13439404
Or a mental facility.
I don't remember where she lived before moving to the city but I do remember her being at a facility.

> Girl in my gaming group
> Cute, quiet, not very into roleplaying but seems to enjoy the game.
> Over the course of years go from having no feelings for her to having a considerable affection for her.
> We finally go out, and have a wonderful kiss.... and then a day straight of making out and cuddling..... but we don't know where to take things from there.
> Awkward as fuck?

Now I'm paranoid that we have no chemistry though both of us seem to want it to work. I've never felt passionately about anyone in a relationship before, but if there's someone I'd like to try being lovey dovey with, it's her.

>best friend with chick since we were babies
>mothers are best friends so we practically lived together most of childhood being that we would always be staying at the others house.
>We live in different states through college.
>Going to see each other for first time in four years.
>She is ran over by speeding car outside my house and now has a broken back for life.
>we married 3 years later.

>>13439520
I get that dude, the "Not after relationships" thing just came out of nowhere.

Even if she's not interested in the least I'm ok with it. I'm one of those people who is only interested in girls that I would otherwise be happy with being friends with. A couple of times girls are surprised that when they say 'no' I'm still cool with hanging out and not just to try and pursue it further down the track.

>>13439505
Ok because that would be creepy.

>>13439536

No worries bro. Damian was a pseudonym I used and the girl I know was never in a mental facility.

>>13439566
B'awwwww/d'awwwww

>People complain about people trolling and the stories being untrue
>Read the stories purely for my own amusement, feeling no anger over anything in the thread
>mfw

>>13439576
I am glad.

It was just creepy the psuedonym was the same as the one chosen by the big tittied gender split girl/guy I knew.

what the hell is MFW for?

>>13439627
My Face When

/tg/, is it a good thing that I don't have any horror stories.... mostly because there are no ca/tg/irls in my area, and my personality repels people better than a shit-covered porcupine?

>>13439627
My Face When.
>Implies what your face looked like when the aforementioned event occurred

>>13439627
Monday Friday Wednesday

>>13439627
A shitty /v/ meme carried over to /tg/. Just like "u mad".

Several separate experiences with non-males in D&D here. I'll post some.
>Transgendered person!
>Actually a pretty cool person, came up with good characters, was an incredible DM.
>Absolutely no problems with this person out-of-character.
>Person takes up drugs, D&D gets cancelled from this person (Played from their house), shit goes downhill for them. Fast.

>Female one
>Primary DM brings girlfriend who is curious about D&D.
>Great person, everyone had fun, including her. Turns out she likes support characters. Think Samwise Gamgee as an asian lady played by a white woman who did a stereotypical chinese old lady's voice WAY TOO WELL.

>Woman number two (Girlfriend), gamer girl.
>She spins yarns like a tailor, my god. Almost every story out of her that has been repeated can't be kept straight either.
>Drama queen
>"I would totally leave you for drag-queen tim curry, but if you EVER say ANYTHING good about ANY woman that's bad!"
>double standards, double standards everywhere.
>she's a poor DM, poor roleplayer, and I don't enjoy playing RPGs at all with her.
>How did we met? Off WoW, turns out we were local, saw each other, went from there.

Never again, /tg/. I'm never going to fuck someone who is at the gaming table again. As a matter of fact, nothing against women, but you're all insane until proven otherwise.

>>13439566
If it makes you feel better, bro, doctors are working on fixing that by connecting the sides of the spine together with tiny wires connected to microchips.

>>13439658
what about baby fetus goo?

>>13439657
No worries. You are That Guy to us, too.

>>13439704
Tortilla Chips

>>13439715
I bet it tastes like sex.

>>13439725
Or Rape. Depending

>>13439704
Don't go the-
>>13439715
Godammi-
>>13439725
Pic related.

>>13439657
>Female one
>Primary DM brings girlfriend who is curious about D&D.
>Great person, everyone had fun, including her. Turns out she likes support characters. Think Samwise Gamgee as an asian lady played by a white woman who did a stereotypical chinese old lady's voice WAY TOO WELL.

Am I the only one seeing absolutely nothing wrong with this? Surely you forgot to add in the part where she flips out and takes your testicles to a soldering iron or something

>>13439752
No, she was perfectly fine. She was normal, balanced and not crazy. Apparantly an absolute freak in bed, but I guess that was her crazy outlet.
Mine? Crazystupid all around.

>my Spacecraft Control teacher accidentally bringing his Dragunov to class.

Holy fucking shit, that is the most awesome phrase I have read all week. you sir just won yourself all of my internets.

/tg/ You know too many fucked up people.

I met my missus 8 years ago playing the same nerdy online game, wasn't even sure she was a she when we E-hit-it-off. Fast-forward to today and we happily married. She still nerds it up with me all the time. Plays in my pnp groups, paints Warhams with me, designs mechs for battletech and always whoops me at it.

tl;dr: Meet new people /tg/

Gods am I the only person who has a buddy who is Whiccan and isn't fucked up? Hell I'm probably more fucked up then he is. My friend is a true bro (We play D&D and spar all the time) who has a high regard for nature and has a white knight code of ethics. Yeah he beleaves in a spirit world but isn't like "Look at me and my curse I put on yous."

Thought this thread seems to be about adolescent minded nerdy girls which he is none of.

>>13439792

I wish I could Anon, I really wish I could. I read stories like that and think, "God dammit, why can't that happen to me?" Yes, I jelly.

>>13439801
The funny thing about Pagans is that most of them are just that. Childish.
The ones that aren't are glittering gems though. Kinda like any group in the great cosmic guessing game.
You know what's awesome? Getting an atheist, christian and pagan together in the same group with a jewish DM. Who was, funny enough, very frugal.
None of which have any problems with each other because religion has no place in polite conversation.

>>13439792

>/tg/ You know too many fucked up people.

Your telling me. I'd tell you some real fucked up stories but the trolls in this thread would shitspam calling it all lies because they are shut in who assume no one else here gets out so I won't bother.

>>13439810

If it makes you feel better, she's a filthy Clanner. Ghost Bear though, so I'm secretly proud of her.

>>13439829
>Implying you are not in fact one of said trolls

>>13439840
Should I be glad I have no clue what you just said?

>>13439840

Oh, I could care less what faction she played, hell, Ms. Dream Girl could play an stereotypical elf and I wouldn't bat a fucking eyelid as long as she was an intelligent and contributing member of the party.

While I'm wishing for impossible things, she should come down from Heaven on golden wings, bearing a chocolate cake.

>>13439844

>implying your not infact one of said trolls

>>13439858
>your
I fucking see what you did there

>>13439855

She really is magical! She's quite attractive and bakes me things to boot. Just the other day she made me a cardboard dice bowl with some plans I got off /tg/.

She not even mad I'm all atheist around her all the time (her having been raised catholic). We have an understanding that so long as she substitutes the big G-man with some deity from a game we play I wont go off about her imaginary cloud-city without Lando.

It's pretty awesome having your wife bring up Heighronious at the dinner table.

?

NOPE WITCHES ARENT EVIL OP

THEY DON'T HAVE GAY ORGIES WITH SATANIC HIGH PRIESTS while worshipping, well satan of course

Well, there's a female at my game...

Picture a skinny, androgynous person about 5 feet tall, with a horribly fucked up scalp. Like, tufts of hair missing, nothing longer than an inch. She usually wears a wig, but not always. She's batshit crazy, but she keeps her problems to herself mostly and can seem normal, if sarcastic and angry at the world. She doesn't even acknowledge her own gender all too often, just says she's asexual and avoids relationships. Funny thing is, she's the powergamer of the group, playing a paranoid psychopath of a ranger-type character.

tl;dr fucked-up person, keeps it to herself mostly but an OK player.

op i'd date her in a hearbeat....


if i could love again, that is.

too much grimerp and cocaine have blackened my heart.

forever alone because FUCK YEAH DA NA NA NA NA NA DOOOOOOOM RIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEERRRRR

>>13439869

>cares about grammer on 4chan

Troll detected

Stories from ca/tg/irls ok?

>Learn to play DnD
>Join group of creepy neckbeards
>It sucks, leave
>Join group of normal well adjusted men
>Game is awesome

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>13439929
>Implying trolls care about grammar

>>13439940

>implying someone who is willing to make a post about the wrong use of your vs. you're on a board with many non-english as first langauge posters isn't just looking to stir up shit and thus a troll

>>13439938

Not OK. You must explain in detail every single character flaw you may or may not have or else everyone will just believe you are either a troll or are too insane to recognize your own insanity.

Stories about waffles of?

>bought a waffle iron.
>Experiment with fruits and chocolate.
>Make waffles all day.
>

>>13439957
>Implying I actually put that much thought into this
Also, I get the feeling you may or may not be experiencing a rather angry feeling

>>13439938

TELL US OF HOW THEY DROOLED UPON YOUR MINIATURES AND TOLD STORIES OF YOUR PROMISCUITY

>>13439984

They mostly just made really bad dirty jokes all session, and then painstakingly explain them to me because I wasn't laughing. I don't think anyone, man or woman would've played with them, if they were sane anyway.

I was going to post a story, but then I realised I don't really have any.
I mean, most of my best and oldest friends are ca/tg/irls, including two exes and my current GF, and I can't think of anything storyworthy about them that wouldn't just be me rubbing my good fortune in the face of less lucky anons. I suppose there was that time the American one wouldn't forgive me for my assassin burning her hackers apartment complex down, but how else was I meant to kill three Moroi without having my own arm shoved down my throat?

>>13440001
Post away, this isn't r9k, we don't get jealous and scream amidst our tears of rage and depression

>Be a fa/tg/uy just finished with military conscription
>Go out clubbing with friends, play tabletop and p&p
>Meet alot of girls, both ca/tg/irls and other sorts
>Not happy with my life anyway
>Decide to start working out
>2 years later be fit, a national champion and happy with how I look.
>Haven't seen any friends from outside the gym for monhts
>All my closest friends have settled down and/or got kids
>Haven't been on a date for a year, haven't had sex in 7 months.
>mfw

>>13439996

Oh. That's not too bad. Unpleasant, yes, but not as bad as it could have been.

> CAPTCHA: THE distizil

Shiit, captcha, you right.

>>13439983

nah, to tired to be mad but i cant sleep due to circumstances.

>>13440019

I'm pretty lucky in that respect, I've never run into any stalkers or anything. My breasts get stared at a lot, but I wear nothing but low cut shirts so I can't really complain about it.

Online games generally go much worse, as soon as my gender comes out there seems to always be /that one guy/ that wants to let me know he'll erp with you.

>>13440049
Because there's always /that one guy/ who has a raging boner that apparently he can't get rid of with just his hand and a quick Google search

>>13440049
I find using female avatars gives my characters ectra attention in mmo's, thus making it easier for me to acquire items and party members.

>>13440049

Jeez. Really? The fuck? WHY WOULD THEY EVEN

Makes me feel sad to call myself a fa/tg/uy. Except not really.

>>13440073
I don't play MMOs, but this I buy more than "I need a nice ass to stare at for 6+ hours a day".

>>13440073

I meant online games like, IC/Matpools. From what I've heard of MMO communities I'm pretty sure I'd play a male toon if I were to ever play one.

>>13440082

By the same token however! I've only ever run into a couple other ca/tg/irls and I don't know what the deal was with them but they were BEGGING to give it up.

>Putting together a group for a DnD game.
>3 guys, 2 girls.
>The hotter of the two girls says, "I call cutesy, pious, rapebait cleric shota!"
>Suddenly find myself considering making my character a gay pedo...

>>13440105

thatguy/10

>>13440136
More like creepyfa/tg/uyneckbeard/10

>>13438363
Are you the Oracle?

>>13440007
Hm, well, I have one ex I never should've gotten involved with. She's a rollplayer from Scotland who turned out to be a tad more heavily built and high-maintenance then I expect.
I didn't mind too much, I'm an easygoing guy and I normally appreciate voluptuous assets. But her taste in music was awful, she was frankly too high maintenance and bled me for cash when she spent a week with me. Not a bad player, but not one I would want in any of my games.

Oh, and she reminded me that no sex is better than bad sex.

Still pretty friendly with each other, though. I rarely end relationships on truly bad terms.

My other ex is very well known and respected in the gaming community here. Excellent, excellent LARP writer and LARP GM. She's a few years older than me, and we agreed to break up since she wanted to settle down and I didn't feel ready yet.

Hilariously I have since decided I'd quite like to settle down with my current GF, who is a ballet-trained Goth chick (DEM LEGS), amazing GM, great player, and better cook than me.

I also know a slew of ca/tg/irls who prefer Magic and boardgames to RPGs, all variations on a theme of tiny and hyperactive. One of them attempted to steal a phylactery by hiding it in her cleavage, shortly after snorting the remains of an Ash Wraith to spite the rest of the party who preferred to burn the blasphemous tome it was protecting.
Actually, that was a pretty fun scenario...

>>13440092
>I need a nice ass to stare at for 6+ hours a day

that is my reason, in a nutshell, for playing a female character. I never had to use anything but the group finder or my guild and ignored pretty much everyone else.

>>13440156
>She's a few years older than me, and we agreed to break up since she wanted to settle down and I didn't feel ready yet.

areyoume.jpg

...my other ex moved across the country to go to law school. She was brilliant, amazing, and I feel like I fucked up so badly by not following but at the same time picking up to follow her would've been fucking up too.

>>13440103

I have never met a slutty ca/tg/irl, or even one who is remotely in touch with her sexual side.

Well, that's not technically true; the one hambeast I mentioned earlier in the thread is, but she's not so much "in touch with" it as much as she is "grappling it and slobbering her mouth all over it in an ill-conceived and transparent ruse to win the approval of her male peers."

I just wish I knew some sane, normal-looking ca/tg/irls other than my Catholic friend. And she sort of looks like an Elder Scrolls orc, anyway.

>>13440172
>I have never met a slutty ca/tg/irl, or even one who is remotely in touch with her sexual side.
Most of the nerd girls I know are quite healthily in touch.
There's a big difference between "in touch with her sexual side" and "wants wants to ERP with fat neckbeards".

>>13440172

Well I won't boast much about my looks, but I'm not ugly and I only got into /tg/ stuff because my boyfriend was into them, although I didn't find out until much later in our relationship.

But I was also dying to get his approval no matter what so results on indoctrinating women into nerdy hobbies may vary.

>>13440166

Shitsux, bro. I hate to say this, but I expect you'll come to appreciate that decision as the better, in time. A while back I was kicking myself in the teeth for breaking up with a girl for no god-damned reason than it felt like the right thing to do at the time - but when I met my current girlfriend I was pleased to have made the decision.

I was ok with my mutual breakup, though - there was no passion anymore, nothing we really shared but games and mutual friends.

>>13440192
>girl dying to get his approval
Normal guys: "I want you to deepthroat/do anal/let me tie you up/do me with a strap-on/whatever!"
Nerd guys: "I WANT YOU TO COME PLAY A GAME WITH EXCESSIVELY ELABORATE RULES ABOUT BEING A MAGICAL ELF WITH ME."

>>13440164
If you just stare at your character's ass, you must not play much - how could you, when that means you would need to pay attention to things like terrain, quests, and creatures, and since that pixelated rump is so important to you that it was your only apparent reason for selecting your character's gender...

>>13440185
>>13440172
Found out recently that my girlfriend is into me biting her. Good thing since I like to bite.

Just thought I'd share.

>>13440136
>>13440144
It didn't end up being that creepy. Whenever the group would camp out, I'd go, "And then my Paladin storms into the cleric's tend and SAVAGELY RAPES HIM BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT!" and we'd all laugh, including her and she'd occasionally play along as well. But it wasn't actually canon or anything. Just making little jokes.

>>13440185

True. As I mentioned before, I have yet to meet one who is /healthily/ in touch with her sexual side.

Believe me, if I knew more cute nerdy girls who liked sex, I'd be more interested in women in general, but right now I show about as much interest in them as they do in me.

>>13440198
>Shitsux, bro. I hate to say this, but I expect you'll come to appreciate that decision as the better, in time
It's probably better, but I loved her, and she's an amazing person. Now we're more distant and she's dealing with some kind of connective-tissue disorder that they can barely diagnose let alone cure and is in horrible pain a lot of the time and needs a service dog. And there's nothing I can do.

feels bad, man.

>>13440203

I was already taking it in the ass and deepthroating him, and he's not into bondage so I guess he didn't have anything better to ask for.

ca/tg/irl stories time, /tg/!
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>>13440203
But I just want to cuddle!

>>13440223
>he's not into bondage
What a homofag.

>>13440238
Man, I fucking love cuddling. It is like the best thing ever.

>>13440208

I have never been able to refuse a lady - but that is one request I was surprised to enjoy. High five.

>>13440217

Fuck, man. I'm sorry. Do you imagine you'd be able to visit her? I don't doubt you've already considered all the possibilities and have damn good reason for not doing so, but if ever there was a reason to take a risk that sounds like it.

>>13440223

> he's not into bondage

>>13440206
It's not. In a game where gender has no bearing outside the aesthetic of a character I will choose a female character every time for the simple reason that if I am going to be observing my character's actions for an extended amount of time I would rather look on something that I find aesthetically appealing than something that I do not. Female characters are more attractive than male characters, therefore I prefer them.

>>13440250
It's been a few years, and she's got a great guy taking good care of her. I don't think it'd help. Besides, I haven't even gotten my own life sorted out yet.

But, yeah. shitsux pretty hard.

>>13439375

answer:become bifag

>>13440240
>>13440256

T_T I so wish he was into it too. Delicious rape.

>>13438473
My girlfriend can't decide if games are the lamest or the coolest thing ever. She loves Starcraft / Starcraft 2, Warcraft, NWN, Dawn of War, etc, but she thinks she'll get sucked in if she plays them, so she usually tries to pass them off as nerdy when we're with her friends.

It's cool with me, though. I'll lure her into a trap one of these days. Somehow.

Probably not.

>not into bondage
Missing the fuck out.
Being tied down and helpless while a girl teases you until you can't stand it anymore and fucking EXPLODE so hard you hit the ceiling is incredible.

>>13440203

Deepthroat is a special request now? I've only once met a girl who didn't do it as a matter of course, and only two who didn't actively enjoy and insist on doing it.

>>13440286
Since this is now a "/tg/ - my fetish" thread, which is better than what it WAS, what the fuck.

My current partner doesn't get to orgasm unless I let her. I don't let her very often. I tease her all the time.

It is the hottest fucking thing ever. The power goes to my head. And one caress and she gets all melty and panting and submissive.

Hottest. Thing. Ever.

>beginning: ca/tg/irl stories
>now: bondage, anal, and general sex
>mfw

>>13440286

We're talking about when the GIRL gets tied down, Slut-Man.

>>13440286

I don't know if he'd be into that, but he's not interested in tying me up.

>>13440289

I don't think so so much as him being completely in control of the oral while you deepthroat can be a little too much if you don't trust the person completely, what with the gagging and not breathing.

>>13440308
>Misogyny General
>now: My Fetish
Still a shit thread, but better than it was.

Me, I love having enthusiastic, consentual sexual intercourse with my girlfriend. The best is when she rides me, and not by like grinding around, but by lifting up and sinking down. It's a great thigh workout, too!

>>13440317
If he's not a dominant type, he'll probably love it.

>>13440312
Too bad, deal with it.

>>13440318
>The best is when she rides me, and not by like grinding around, but by lifting up and sinking down.
This. Damn good sex it is.

>>13440208
Hah. Yesterday, my girlfriend discovered that I am God, Untier of Knots, and I discovered that she has rape fantasies.

>>13440312
You saying guys can't have that fetish too?
Sexist

Frankly, my favorite part of sex is when we collapse together, panting hard and barely able to move, and kind of wrap ourselves around each other while we try to recover.

Then shower, then snuggling like a boss.

>misogyny thread
>suddenly, happy, mutual, consentual sex!
wat.

>>13440346

After sex cuddles where you fall asleep drooling on eachother <3

>>13440355
Yep.

Only time I was late to work was because of that. I was like, "...fuck it. Snuggle, zzzzz."

>>13440341
Truly these are excellent times!

my fetish is brofisting a girl while we bang

>>13440368
Are you me?

>>13438334
>>13438334
>>13438334
adorable. Would fuck.

>>13440382
Yes.

>>13440385
Sorry, but I think she's too old for you now.

>>13440386
Well alright then.

I care about my GF, but the physical pain of being blue-balled is starting to make it very difficult to cuddle and such. Just being near her infuses my blood with fire, and I want to hold her, to touch her, and to never let go.

But instead we sit on a couch, or hold hands like 6th graders, and we don't do much petting.

>>13440317
Makes sense. I never interfere in what a girl is doing when I get a blowjob - I like to believe she enjoys sucking my cock, rather than tolerates it for my benefit. I mean, I thoroughly enjoy going down on women.

>>13440346
SKIP SHOWER
adviceAnon.jpeg
BASK IN MUTUAL MUSK

I dunno, maybe it's just she and I, but we like nothing better than smelling of sex.

I'm going to jump thread now - there's some manner of delicious steampunk quest thread going on. Have fun, anons.

>>13440396
>DisregardShowersAcquireHappiness.jpg

>>13440387
>>13440387
>>13440387
story of my life... forever alone

>>13440396

Well if she's anything like me she'll love it if you grab her hair and start face fucking her. The meek resistance is just her saying "Oh god I'm so turned on."

>>13440392
Girls have no concept of the term "Blue-Balls."

Where a guy can descend into utter agony just from merely holding his beloved's hand.

>>13440420
>Girls have no concept of the term "Blue-Balls."
Stop fucking exaggerating. That shit only happens when I've been jacking off FOREVER without coming. If you need to get off so badly, take three minutes in the bathroom, christ.

>>13440438
> spend afternoon with GF.
> Hours later = God damn why does it feel like someone kicked me in the crotch?
> Problem grows significantly worse as afternoon stretches on several further hours.

> End of the day = giant swollen ballsack, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>13439079
Oh my Lord did I fucking crack up. I'd never seen that before. I laughed way, way harder than maybe I should have.

This thread is fucking terrible. Half of these threads are lame as fuck, the other half is 100% lies. Seriously, /tg/, provide some better, TRUE, stories next thread.

>>13440408
Bring it up in passing conversationat least once so you don' over do it.

Communication etc etc.

>>13440465
No lies, man. My girlfriend and I are really enjoying exploring female orgasm denial.

I should really learn knots.

I kinda wish my Ex and such group didn't devolve into the little horror story I mentioned above.

>>13440516
At least not as soon as it did, hell we didn't even do it as a group before I fucked things up.

>>13440516

knots?

I miss sex

My girlfriend doesn't want to sleep with me anymore until we get married

Now she doesn't know if she wants to get married at all

now she doesn't say i love you too anymore

kisses become less frequent

This thread made me all depressed

True, and frightening, story

> Meet crazy EGL girl from China
> ???
> 1 week later, after hanging out with her for most of three days. Suddenly discover she's dating me somehow, and apperently "In love with me". Never figured out when that started.
> ???
> Relize she likes sex more then me, and is basically raping me every night as I frequently keep saying no, but passively letting her do what she wants with me due to lack of backbone and will to get physical enough to stop her.
> ???
>> Realise I'm scared of her, and have no privacy when she's around, and that she's getting more and more jealious of my computer, and my IRL friends
>> Can't break up with her because she has keys to my apartment and has promised to go crazy batshit stalker, ohshit
>> ???

>>13440538
It sounds to me like she is preparing herself to break up with you. You should discuss it, if doing so rationally is possible. Downward spirals are never pretty, and (again, it seems to me) that you are currently experiencing one.

>>13440549
You are well and truly fucked.

>>13440549

u gonna get married

>>13440579
I just said that.
Maybe you should ask her if she wants to be tied up?
Learn to assert yourself a little bit, then a little more, et cetera.

>>13440549
Pray she doesn't, one day, walk past a fetish store.
SCARY CHINESE DOMINATRIX WOMAN IS GO

>>13440572
I thought that too

Then she'd randomly grab my butt/dick and wink at me or randomly start cuddling me and smiling me


She recently started a new job (her first job) so I'm hoping she's just somewhat depressed or tired

I don't wanna lose her

>>13440549
WHAT POSITIONS
HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER

No, but seriously, what positions have you tried? Because at the least you can use this as a way to try all sorts of crazy shit. Right? Right? Eh?
>Constant Frisal
Is that her name?

>>13439404
Teach her how to be a man by fucking her in the vagina with your man-penis. Make sure to tell her that you will shoot your cum so far up inside of her that it will fertilize her gigantor chest-eggs which will hatch into a pair of massive testicles for her new-found manhood. When you do cum make sure to scream her old name.

BAM, done in one son.

>>13440572

To make matters worse her father is a minor minister in the government of Beijing. Oh, and she's REALLY CRAZY.

Basically she's incredibly prejudiced against 'poor, uneducated people', and she thinks she knows exactly how the world works, to a T, with all things that fall out of her expectations being rejected as 'exceptions'. She thinks religion is quaint, and doesn't believe in mental illnesses. I take medication to avoid going catatonic for long periods of time due to hormone imbalances in my brain which are unpleasant, but fortunately easy to treat.

Oh, and she refers to me as her girlfriend with a dick. And she hates using condoms, and gets angry at me that I've (So far) managed to insist on that much.

I'm so screwed >.<.

You know what I hate?

Seems like almost everywhere I go I find someone. Someone who would be just about fucking perfect for me, even if no two are all that similar.

And I sit there and debate to myself whether i should ask them out or something, because on the one hand I Want Some Of That, on the other I don't want to be That Guy.

I don't mean I fall for everything with breasts, it's like I'll get to know them, develop something between a crush and genuine feelings and then one of three things happen:

1. Someone else got their nerve up before me.

2. They have a special brand of crazy i have to deal with. I don't mean crazy like 'quirky', i mean crazy like come home to find that she's carved my name into her Vajayjay BECAUSE WE'RE CLEARLY SOULMATES. And it's never the SAME either, it's always some new and fucked up journey into the lands of dementia.

3. LESBIANS!

So then i'll sit there and get over it, move on, and then there's another one. And it begins again.

Doesn't help that I'm already a bit on the quiet side. I've always had a lot of anger, and keeping myself from genocidal rampage is more important to me than being happy and outgoing.

Between that and the borderline sociopathic personality, I'm fairly certain that I would be the creepy bastard if people weren't constantly on about how awesome I am. Pisses me off a fair bit.

>>13440572

Oh and ALSO! Forgot to mention this tidbit. She is obsessed with the size of my penis. Which is funny, because it's SERIOUSLY NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE. She measured it at about 16 cm. All of my close friends have bigger penises then me (We all got drunk together once and compared)

But she keeps saying it's the perfect size.

>>13440771
>use google to find that in inches
>see the front page is full of penis questions

>>13440702
Just wait until you find one that's the right crazy for you.
It's like shopping, except you get stabbed more.
I have yet to see it work but ONE IN A MILLION, FISH IN THE SEA blah blah blah
That or convert a lesbian, but I haven't had luck with that.
Let's not talk about how many times I've tried, it ain't pretty.

>>13440771
>>13440693
You're gonna need a lotta spine real fast if you don't want to end up - well I honestly don't know where you're headed. Who knows, you might like it? Fuck, I dunno.

>>13440771

You've got a bad case of 'crazy bitch' there.

Sit her down and tell her "I'm not going to lie to you, not out of respect, but because I really don't care how you take it. I changed the locks this mourning, and I am kicking you're crazy-bitch ass out. This, you crazy, crazy bitch, is a restraining order. It means that if your crazy bitch ass comes back, you go to prison with a lot of other crazy bitches."

Call the cops in advance, telling them that you are breaking up with a crazy bitch who has already threatened you, and you're afraid of how she will react.

Then, she will be 'escorted' outside by some cops. And trust me, nothing says "It's over" like calling the cops on someone.

Be sure to restate the bit out 'crazy bitch' if she wants an explanation.

>>13440804

Funny you should mention the lesbian thing. I did once fuck one strait.

Fun story there, involves getting drunk and not even thinking about it.

She then left me for a more attractive man.

>>13440803

It'd be a tiny bit over six inches.

>>13440845
That's fucking heartbreaking.
I think I'm going to stop trying to persuade them.
It doesn't seem worthwhile.
Fucking anecdotes, why do they misguide so effectively.

>>13440845

Oh god, what?

I want to call you a liar, but my friend Mike sounds almost as defeatist as you, and had a similar experience.

Tell you the same thing I told him: Try sucking less. And being handsomer. Rich also helps.

>>13440824
>you're
Seriously?
Does no one know the difference?

>>13440871

Hello Dave. I didn't know you browsed 4chan.

Advice is just as useless as the first time you gave it to me, asshole.

>>13440693
>Oh, and she refers to me as her girlfriend with a dick.

>>13440879

That typos even worse when you notice it's done correctly the second time. They know the difference, just too damn lazy to proofread.

>>13440863

No, what you need to do is find one that's totally comfortable around you.

Like 'would be fucking if she swung a different way'.

Suggest wing-man tactics, effective double both of your sex intake, threesomes everywhere.

Also almost without fail slides them into bisexual territory. Then you're in a relationship with someone who's bro-tier and clearly doesn't mind bringing another woman to bed.

Seriously, try it once. It works out well. If she agrees to try it AT ALL you have just guaranteed a threesome without making yourself look like you want to get into her pants. Just make sure that you don't let things get awkward if it doesn't work out.

The magic words for this in the first awkward conversation after-wards is "It's alright. We try things, and sometimes they even work."

>>13440824

The problems with that is, while I have matured into someone who is, apparently, desirable enough that crazy Chinese girl is my third girlfriend (and all of them asked me out first)... I have issues with assertiveness.

This is partly because I have a GED and was thrown out of highschool on sexual molestation charges that were later dropped. (I did NOT do anything TO or AT ANY of the women who accused me, and didn't even know a quarter of their names. I was too fucking shy to. 20 girls came forward to accuse me)

Nevertheless it's probably "on my record".

And it's partly because whenever I start being assertive she reminds me that she had fled to America after being raped by her math professor, and that makes me think I'm being an asshole, and shut up, sit down, and let her take charge for a while.

(For the record first girlfriend disappeared from my life around the time I got kicked out of highschool. Second girlfriend dated me for one and a half years, then all of my grandparents died within a month of each other, which tore my parents up. That tore ME up. I flunked three semesters of college because of that, and am still struggling to fix it on my transcript despite being straight A's before. She broke up with ME because I was too depressed and she couldn't handle it. She wasn't the sort to mince words.)

>>13440936

You need to sit her the fuck down and explain that having some bad shit happen is not a catch all excuse for being a crazy bitch.

You can use kinder terms, but really. You are clearly not what she wants, and she's trying to force you AND her into a situation neither of you are happy with.

Oh and I don't know why the charges were dropped, or really any information past "We accuse you" "Due to this accusation you are suspended from school" "The charges have been dropped"

And I'm (Still) on academic probation, and the only reason I'm not out on my ass is my good record BEFORE. I've only just worked my way back up to a B average from "Flunking one class, D in two, C in one"

And now I'm just whining and not being entertaining. Time to shut up and go to bed

>>13440927
...
Teach me.
I'm even willing to *not* wear my wingman shirt, since it is sabotage. Glorious sabotage, but sabotage nonetheless. Pic related.

>>13440871
>>13440882
Dudes, when are we gonna have those ribs from New Years?

>>13440936
Let me tell you something as a Hong Kong native for 17 years who came to USA for university.

Mainland girls are crazy. I went out with several before emigrating (immigrating?), there are many crazy girls in H.K. but almost all mainland girls I met are crazy, especially Beijing.

Sorry if my English is some what off, it is my third language, fourth if you count dialects.

>>13441049

As we didn't have ribs on New years, I'm forced to wonder if there's a similar Dave/Mike situation.

>>13441032

If you wear it anyway, and she declines, look down at the shirt, and make a 'cock block' joke.

How it works is simple: Step one, get this lesbian wingman. Not as a wingman yet, but just as a friend. Odds are you already know and are fairly close to at least one if you're been trying to convert.

Go get lunch or something with her, nothing obvious.

Then bring up a little "I've been thinking...." thing. Mention how teaming up doubles the dating pool. It would be all the best parts of being in an actual relationship without pressure.

When she, note I say 'when', not 'if' she asks you why her (now this important) turn slightly, cough, blush if you can manage it, and mumble something under your breath. When she tells you to speak up act really sheepish and say that you thought of it a while ago, but she's the only person you might feel comfortable doing it with. Give it a three second beat, then say 'not doing it like that, unless... dammit.' Head to table.

>>13441236

Fun fact: In the right context, acting visibly flustered will fucking reel them in. She's either going to turn you down politely, or enter a playful teasing mode.

If she enters playful teasing mode, try and get a promise out of her around the same time you're thinking of asking for the check. If she turns you down do not yet despair. Strike out for at least a week, get a little bit drunk every time and act slightly (and only slightly) depressed that you have no luck. If she asks you about it tell her that the only idea you had to break out of the rut she turned down. Tell her not to worry about it. Then if after a second week she hasn't commented on it or agreed to try it, you move on. maybe try again with another girl.

Once you have your wingman, go club-hopping, bar trawling, etc. Maybe even a site like fling. You will find at least one bi-curious girl. From there I cannot help you save this one piece of oft overlooked advice: never be afraid to ask a woman what she wants in bed. Do what she wants. She will return the favor if she isn't a complete bitch, and that's pretty easy to spot anyway.

Anything need clearing up?

>>13441208
I long for that experience.

Met one Chinese girl, only came to Australia two years ago, but already could speak pretty good English. We met, got along, had similar interests, hit it off. But she was really shy and I was usually more passive myself. Friends told me to get off my ass, told me to 'take a swing' and basically made out that they weren't chicken shits themselves. So I did. We went out a few times and there was fun to be had, but she was still really shy. Then the big day. There was build up, I'd heard all about how crazy shy mainland girls could get.

Fucking. Starfish.

She smiled and spoke in her own language (mandrin or cantonese? I can never remember) and seemed eager for round two, but would do nothing but just lie there. It's like for her, her role in sex was was just to be a chaperone for a vagina, once it was on duty she could just relax, mission fucking accomplished.

>>13441275
Starfish? You mean like a dead fish?

Hah, in Cantonese we call it lying around like a "sei mao" (dead cat). When I think about it we use cat for our metaphors a lot (and for dinner too, kidding!)

It is true though. If they are not city girls then they are very passive during sex. Most of girls who spend teenage years in Shanghai or H.K. are more outward-going. Sometimes Beijing but it is largely suburb like Los Angeles, and not as compact urban area. Of course if the girl is rich or born high status she is bossy, I am talking about middle class.

Also asian porn emphasizes this stereotype and it is a common fetish of foreign men. So far I like dating caucasian women because they know what they want from sex, removing some of the ambiguity.

>>13441250
>>13441236

You have put thought into this.

I'm rather content with not having sex, but I think I'm going to give this a shot soonish.

>>13441390
We call it Starfish because it's arms and legs spayed and NOT FUCKING DOING ANYTHING.

>>13441410
Spayed? Not sure about that word, google search says something about neutering.

I get the picture though. She does not wrap legs around waist or hold on to your shoulders? Sounds like you do all the work. No fun, eh.

>>13441275
>>13441410
Also I just realize you think I am saying Mainland girls are crazy in bed.

No. I am saying they are crazy in the head. Many of them have very weird personal or belief values. H.K. girls I think are more exposed to British western culture, so it is not as weird for them to be more western.

Japanese girls pretty crazy too (most boring in bed in my experience).

>>13441429
Sorry, typo. Meant to write 'Splayed'. But basically what you described. Limbs extended and no reaction to any form of stimulus.

To be more on topic to OP post: We've got a Ca/tg/irl in our group who sounds a lot worse when described, than she actually is. She gets help from a lot of sources to design better and better characters. Not by flirting or anything, just because she's the only one of us who actually ASKS. So she ends up with pretty powerful characters, and when the DM compensates to ensure other characters are equally important (E.G. In M&M, not allowing her crazy-powerful invincible Ice-women to dominate the battles) she sulks. It's not a conscious thing she does to fuck around with other people's fun, it just feels to her like the character so painstakingly designed is being hamstringed.

We're trying to ween her off this mindset. Progress is slow.

>>MFW this thread

>>13439528
ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO!

>>13439404
Do I know you? Because I definitely know a FtM who calls her/himself Damian.