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    52 KB Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:36 No.13406132  
    "Looking for someone fun to pass time with. Flexible, can take anything, loves to hug, but not much of a talker and a bit transparent. Call me!"
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:37 No.13406144
    Ell oh ell?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:40 No.13406179
    Either it's literate or it can communicate with someone who is. Either way, the idea of an intelligent GCube is intriguing. Even moreso if it's a gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:42 No.13406192
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    "I may be a bit tall and clumsy, but I'm in a great shape otherwise! A bit of a heavy sleeper, but when I'm awake, I love to stroll casually around towns and have a bit of a taste of new people and places, and I'd love to have some company for that!"
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:42 No.13406194
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/05/11(Wed)03:42 No.13406198
    We already have gentlemen Elder brain and Aboleth. I don't see why a Gentlecube wouldn't work except that his hat and monocle will be stuck inside his body.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:44 No.13406210
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    "Hey guys! Looking for some intelligent, if slightly nerdy, company? Then I'm the girl for you! Looking for another intellectual, of whom I could get a piece of mind of."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:44 No.13406211
    I was once going to start a quest thread about a Cube that was given intelligence by a wizard.

    I trashed the idea, but in my head it would have been a lot like The Majesty of Colors.
    >> teka 01/05/11(Wed)03:46 No.13406222
    kinda like the idea of cube, as shown, wobbling in front of a keyboard, typing out posts slowly with the dried up hand still attached to a bit of bone that was not quite dissolved.

    on the second hand.. i dont have an image handy but..

    It's A Trap!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:49 No.13406241
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    "Hey boys! Interested in a mutually enjoyable and lucrative relationship? I have so much riches, yet so little people to share them with! Quite a bit of experience, too, when it comes to the bedroom stuff! Looking for a nice robust man who doesn't care about the other's age and won't catch a flu easily. Waiting for your calls!"
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:51 No.13406256
    At first I thought that would be one of those Nigerian email scams.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)03:57 No.13406316
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    Given legitimate desire for a relationship rather than the presented situation of a likely trap, I might take any of those listed in this thread up on it. The mind is what matters, regardless of the meat around it.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)04:02 No.13406346
    Mummy Rot is an STD now?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)04:04 No.13406360
    Assuming you like your sex rough enough to do damage, hey, it's delivered by a natural attack.
    >>   01/05/11(Wed)04:07 No.13406375
    Corpse colds are the worst colds.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)13:41 No.13408738
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)17:50 No.13410465
    I'm pretty sure just a touch is enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)17:52 No.13410475
    Perhaps a acid-resistant construct could answer the call.
    Or a pervert wizard with elemental resistance. Like if someone from /d/ had magic powers.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)17:59 No.13410549
    Seriously, though, I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a gelatinous cube, provided you were immune to the dissolving.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:03 No.13410594
    Stick your dick in a huge slab of tofu that you mixed bits of skeleton and ruined pieces of metal into.
    I think it would be something like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:03 No.13410595
    Grab a bowl of jello.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:04 No.13410606
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:08 No.13410652
    I don't think so, because both of those things get permanent holes in them if you poke a finger or something in them, while gelatinous cubes just reform.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:10 No.13410670
    >a finger or something
    >or something

    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:13 No.13410705
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    No, like a spoon. Honestly, you guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:18 No.13410742
    so hat's what the kids are calling it these days.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:18 No.13410746
    Your dick is a spoon?
    Wow, I'm so sorry man.
    How do women react when you show them it?
    Do you use it to eat your cereal with, or is that just too weird?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:26 No.13410809
    How would he eat cereal with it? I doubt his spoon-dick is long enough to give himself oral, so I don't think he could use it to eat.

    >crestive just-named
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)18:29 No.13410842
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:17 No.13412218
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    "Lounging around waiting for the right someone to fall into my web. Loves children, good at multi-tasking, enjoys a cities nightlife. If you like ample booty and lots of leg, then I'm the right one for you"
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:22 No.13412275
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    "Listen up fellas, this girl is putting herself back on the meat market. My last boytoy didn't last too long. Looking with someone with endurance in an XXL size. No heavy drinkers. No smokers. Type B preferred. Bloodwork non-optional. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:31 No.13412375
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    "A broken heart hopes you can stitch her back together. I enjoy tea times and horror movies that give me a shock. I just know we'll be made for each other. Fire bad. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:34 No.13412412
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    "Free-spirited outdoor type looking for a rugged companion to go hiking and camping with. Respect my in-laws and maybe we can sow some wild oats. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:36 No.13412429
    Actually, it has a bowler hat stuck to its top and an epic mustachio stuck to its front. Plus a cummerbund.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:37 No.13412439
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    "Bored Bureaucrat looking for someone to inject some new life into him. Must prefer 'older' gentlemen. I can tell you the secrets of the stars, as long as you fill out the required forms in triplicate."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:41 No.13412486
    "Female adventurer looking for a man-at-arms. Pole-arms preferred. Must be of great girth for hitpoints with a min str of 18... Ok, I've been in a human city for three years and GODS I need to get laid. Ride me."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:41 No.13412496
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    Female adventurer looking for a man-at-arms. Pole-arms preferred. Must be of great girth for hitpoints with a min str of 18... Ok, I've been in a human city for three years and GODS I need to get laid. Ride me."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:44 No.13412545
    "A quite home and a homely girl looking for friendly face. Enjoys long walks on the beach and collecting sea-weed. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:45 No.13412555

    I fail my Sanity check and attempt to kill myself with the serger sewing machine next to my computer.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:45 No.13412558
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    God freaking damnit.
    "A quite home and a homely girl looking for friendly face. Enjoys long walks on the beach and collecting sea-weed. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:51 No.13412640
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    "Pious Pretty seeks righteous paladin to help her smite the shadows of an empty bedchamber. Maybe you could help put a kink in my armor. "
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)20:59 No.13412732
    Huh, so she does.
    So I guess she can't walk that well. Running is out of the question.
    Elephants have four forward-facing knees. Could an animal get around with four backwards facing knees?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)21:00 No.13412737
    I dunno, can elephants walk backwards?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)21:03 No.13412780
    >> Bio Knight 01/05/11(Wed)21:10 No.13412853
    Hell yeah!
    Hell No!
    Maybe... I like tree.
    Grab me my lude!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)21:12 No.13412875
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    >Elephants have four forward-facing knees.

    >> Anonymous 01/05/11(Wed)21:12 No.13412876
    >>Grab me my lude!
    >>my lude
    Lude the shit out of that angel. Lude her like the fist of an angry god.
    >> Tarnished !I5LdJofSDA 01/05/11(Wed)21:14 No.13412896
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    Actually, the knees face forward. What you are looking at, friend, are lengthened feet. It's true! The tarsal bones, which are in human feet as well, are longer on a horse, and only their toes are in their hooves. Cats and dogs are similar!
    >> Captain Baha 01/05/11(Wed)21:16 No.13412913
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    Step aside, wooden lass!
    I know the adventure of life you are trying to seek! Together we'll cross rivers, climb mountains, and in time, plant quite a few wild oats.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)03:43 No.13416189

    Yeah the "backwards" bit is actually the ankle, it is just much farther back/higher up.

    Human ankles are backwards compared to the knee.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)19:10 No.13422837
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)20:57 No.13424079
    Remember back when we used to have all of those slimegirl threads that started like this?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)21:19 No.13424327
    /tg/ personals.....

    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)21:34 No.13424468
    If what's under the bandage is just as good as the rest then oh yeah.
    Depends where the vagina is but otherwise I ain't picky.
    Like that; ofc! How she would look Irl... please don't let me think about it...
    If she has one then oh yes.
    Same as with the Arachne...
    As stated before me, will need alot of lube... probably will need some for the necro girls as well...
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)21:47 No.13424615
    Time to break out the old polymorph centaur wand.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)21:56 No.13424705
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    Little redhead looking for "knight in shining armor" type. Loves hard metal.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)22:05 No.13424802
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    firey hottie looking for someone who can handle me. I warn you, I'm intense!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)22:50 No.13425325
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    Fun girl looking for a man with tough skin. Enjoys sightseeing and spirited debates. That's queen bitch to you.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)22:56 No.13425384
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    "Ex-adventurer looking to settle down. I'm not much of a looker anymore, I have a few scars and other things, but this war dog has a loving heart and is eager to please. Kisses."
    >> Anonymous 01/06/11(Thu)23:01 No.13425437
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    "Sometimes I feel lost in a labyrinth of love. Dead ends, endless loops, and surprises around every corner. Won't a nice girl out there come guide this built hunk of meat out to the light?"
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:15 No.13428296
    Would hit it.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:28 No.13428368
    As would I... ax
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:35 No.13428404
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    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:42 No.13428444
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    "If ur a cute little twink who is into body hair , come bug this bear for a random encounter."
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:44 No.13428454
    Is that a Violator CSM?
    "He" has been very blessed by Slaanesh.
    Someone is going to be very lucky in answering that personal, or brought into millennia-long unending torment of pleasure and insanity.
    Either way: I'd hit it like the fist of the Emperor.
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 01/07/11(Fri)04:47 No.13428476
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    "I'm an open-minded poet and scholar who just wants a lovely lady to walk through the barrows and cairns with to stargaze. Not easily spooked and a love for genuflecting a must."
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:50 No.13428492
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    Fun loving adventurer seeks same for lighthearted adventures.
    Must like dogs.

    Puffy cloud or slime princesses need not respond.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)04:50 No.13428494
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    Athletic, high-energy individual seeks elf in good shape with lean, supple muscles and a diet high in vitamins and polyunsaturated fats. I give great tenderiz-- I mean, massages. (Must love barbecue sauce.)
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/07/11(Fri)04:57 No.13428531
    /tg/ thread seem to last longer these days.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)15:04 No.13432163
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)17:05 No.13433232
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    "Athletic gentleman yet also a scholar,loves jogging politically a pacifist seeks a woman who loves traveling Adventuresses need not apply"
    But for you a exception
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)17:16 No.13433343
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    "Yes I'd like my usual order off two drow males on the go please,also I've heard that a dwarf would go very well with my unicorn skin blouse so one of those too.....Yes shave his beard first no dwarf is as sad as a shaved dwarf...Oh and I see you have one off our surface cousin and he's in the non broken in and extra virgin categories I'll take him too.
    Yes payment on the delivery of the slaves and don't forget my 10% discount"
    >> tha/tg/uy 01/07/11(Fri)18:49 No.13434406
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    >this thread
    Never change /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)18:58 No.13434550
    I lol'd
    >captcha: Impaully she
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)21:52 No.13436578
    ITT: any hole a go go ...
    fucking woodknots.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/11(Fri)23:37 No.13438038

    i d'aaawwwed
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)13:04 No.13442509
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/08/11(Sat)13:06 No.13442521
    I wonder if this thread will still be going through January.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)13:11 No.13442573
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    Quiet loner seeks open-minded, understanding woman that can overlook a few birth marks. Am estranged from family, but more than willing to join yours. Infernal worship is a deal-breaker.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)13:16 No.13442616
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    Outdoorsy Sagittarius girl seeks adventurous male for the ride of his life! I'm into archery, blacksmithing, and wine. Must love horses.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)14:02 No.13443045
    Leader of a group of new arrivals seeks teacher to explain this new and strange world to him. Gender is not important, females must be clothed at all times. Experience with oasis waterholes that suck people into other worlds preferred. Picture is me (the guy with the big helmet) and my brethren. Romance optional.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)14:03 No.13443060
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    Appologies for forgettng to attack the painting of my brethren and I.>>13443045
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)16:11 No.13444323
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    "Infernal agent trapped in the mortal world seeking soul mate to beat up angels with. Plus if you like ghosts, lingerie, and being willing to play with my sister. You must follow the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRUSS."
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)19:51 No.13447055
    Woman with wonderful eyes and wellkempt hair seeks a gentleman who looks at the hands first and has lots of character and humor to spend long nights underground with me. Adventurers and masons need not apply.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)19:59 No.13447178
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    >> Anonymous 01/08/11(Sat)20:02 No.13447213
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    "When I find a man I like I can be a bit clingy, and I've been told I hug a bit more than some people like. I make up for it, though. I can deep throat like you wouldn't believe."
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:13 No.13450385
    holy shit this thread still lives
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:14 No.13450399
    I'd marry her.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:29 No.13450527
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    stout ant tough manly man looking for a gal who enjoys quaffing ale and hunting greenskins.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:36 No.13450581
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    "Two men enter; one man leaves."
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:38 No.13450598

    Hmmm, does she have any control over the turn-to-stone thing?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)01:40 No.13450612
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    "Looking for a sensitive lad with nerves of steel and a heart of gold, not afraid of commitment. Beard a big plus."
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:08 No.13451404
    >> Coffee-Kun !wdyCn5h.Tg 01/09/11(Sun)03:20 No.13451474
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    Some times I just feel that I am haggard and and world worn, like nobody understands me. I am just looking for the right kind of woman to take care of me and does not like furries or hedgehogs.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:32 No.13451567
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    "Looking for a warm companion for the long cold seasons. Strong physique preferred and experience in serpentine anatomy"
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:32 No.13451568
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    "Good, God-fearing girl looking for some companionship outside the ya-ya sisterhood. Ready to sing some sweet litanies with a man who knows how to care for a big bolter. Loves traveling and a good campfire."
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:35 No.13451582
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    Well-traveled and much-experienced older gentleman, fallen on harder times, looking for cunning, strong woman. Takes betrayal badly, may have a slight sword fixation.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:35 No.13451584
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    "Hotter than hell, and looking for an open-minded man of wealth and taste. Should be willing to push his limits, and willing to taste forbidden fruits."
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:39 No.13451611
    Forbidden fruit? What, like a smuggled banana shipment?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:39 No.13451613
    Aaaaaaawwww, cute thing.

    It better not eat mice, though.
    >> Glutton 01/09/11(Sun)03:46 No.13451673
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    God damn it, How do I work these stupid Coms? Fuck it, listen if anyone is out there near the Omega IIXV system, I need to find a girl. I've been in a barracks for the past three years with nothing but dudes, fighting monsters that aren't even human.

    Interested in anything feminine, please respond soon. I don't know how much longer I have left until the next attack.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:48 No.13451682
    >Omega IIXV
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:49 No.13451687
    Why did I laugh so hard?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)03:55 No.13451723
    >>man of wealth and taste
    Great song, good reference.
    The Guns 'n' Roses cover was better than the Rolling Stone version.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)04:00 No.13451747
    >of whom I could get a piece of mind of
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)04:03 No.13451764
    Illithid freudian slip.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)04:12 No.13451815
    You two are meant for each other.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)04:16 No.13451835
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    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)05:18 No.13452212
    HERESY !!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)05:27 No.13452286
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    Mitey wormling lookin for she wormling for gettins. Pleaz bring shinies and food. Advinchurers stay away, only want hot wormling luv. Very hot, RED hot.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)05:30 No.13452296
    I prefer the G&R version myself.
    Though both are good.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)10:18 No.13454198
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    "Hey there, looking for someone with shorter blond hair, willingness to solve complex techno-babble, and enjoys exploring ancient ruins. Won't you be my second-in-command?"
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)10:38 No.13454306
    pretty close

    also I'd smite dat
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)10:50 No.13454356
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    Eee tu hon nub nub! Su ga peedalla witi witi gulbood.

    Must be 420-friendly!
    >> Enginseer Kirk !!kVeclOBrFLY 01/09/11(Sun)13:45 No.13455780
    So long as she doesn't poison/turn me to stone indefinitely, Yeah.
    Plust, I fit right in the description!
    no Claustrophobia either!
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)17:40 No.13458238

    .... delious small humanoid and dragon love.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)18:05 No.13458475
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    Looking for men who get crossover jokes.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)18:46 No.13458903
    Strawberry Shortcake/Dragon Warrior/Hellsing anime.

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