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    8 KB Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:38 No.13392515  
    These motherfuckers done shot my grandma dead. They said she was a "rogue witch" but she was the nicest old lady you ever did meet.

    Me and some fellows are going to go have some words over at their office this evening. Anything we ought to know?
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:40 No.13392537

    some buddies of mine had somthing like that happen too, but it was their sister and mother. we're all doing the same tonight. If you're in the dunwich area, go around 10pm to their offices with us and we'll light up the night!
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:42 No.13392567
    Sacrifices must be made.
    >> Demon Girl 01/03/11(Mon)23:44 No.13392588
    Oh, God...I'm so sorry, OP. I will spill a goat in rememberance.

    Or pray, that's...that should be less messy...
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:44 No.13392591
    I wouldn't bother, mate.

    They'll oh so politely take down your comments, and MAYBE if you're lucky, you'll speak to the head of department...then they'll put you on their fucking 'watch list'.

    A lycanthrope friend of mine was arrested and got 10 YEARS just for defending some kids from a violent drunk; they claimed he was 'too aggressive'. Me and the rest of his buddies went to complain in person, but we were put down on a "watch list".

    I need to show up to airports three hours early for "routine Q+A" sessions, even if I'm flying inside the country.

    Seriously, you're only going to put yourself through more bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:45 No.13392596
    The very unhappy sort of words, I presume? The sort that leaves a bit of a mess? I'll set up a blessing for you guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:45 No.13392601
    Better safe than sorry. Grannie probably had a good long life, and if she was a witch she was already living on borrowed time.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:46 No.13392606
    There's a guy in Chicago who can help you out. He's kind of on the outs with the "official" groups, if you get my meaning.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:47 No.13392612
    Just FYI, the United States does not recognize the validity of licenses furnished by the SRA and the bureaucrats aren't in a hurry to spark another international incident. Of course, the US does have the single largest concentration of freelance monster hunters in the western world.

    So, it's up to you; submit to the European police state mentality of the Supernatural Registration Authority, or take your chances that a couple of thugs in denim jackets packing silver buckshot bust down your door in the middle of the night.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:47 No.13392613

    Dresden? He's a good man, tends to blow a lot of stuff up so don't hire him if you're worried about the property damage.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:49 No.13392627

    Dunno about you, but I'd stay away from wizards. Either they'll scam you for half the work you agreed on, or they do their job TOO WELL, and you end up on the tail end of a beating from someone THEY pissed off a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:50 No.13392636
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    You rang?
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:52 No.13392659
    This is why i live remotely. Not to get off the grid persay, but due to the lack of of SRA agents in the area, you get to know them personally and they don't trouble you much. My handler is an awesome guy, took me out drinking and got me back before midnight.

    Not all those SRA goofs are bad, just some.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:53 No.13392666
    Where are you from, OP?

    It's fairly common for malicious ritual magic users to be totally unknown to those around them, even their own family.

    Had an unusual rate of stillborns in the town you live in? A lot of children in accidents? Maybe the life expectancy is a couple of years short of what it should be?
    >> Demon Girl 01/03/11(Mon)23:53 No.13392667

    We don't fly for that reason. On human planes, that is. Then again, Dad's teleport is risky. Let's just say I know what the inside of a brick wall looks like now.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:54 No.13392671
    I am incredulous of any establishment which advertises on FurAffinity.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:55 No.13392678
    As far as I can see, it seems to be a very clever idea someone has had to make money.
    >> Demon Girl 01/03/11(Mon)23:56 No.13392683

    God, that site is weird. I was called a furry once. Ew. Even as a joke, that's terrible.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:57 No.13392694
    Archmage here, I'm running a colony on the surface of the moon, shit is so cash. Whats the SRA gonna do? Fly to the moon to tell me to cut that shit off? As far as I'm concerned, they can suck the 50 kilometer long penis I'll burn onto the lunar surface as a response.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/11(Mon)23:58 No.13392701
    The Supernatural Registration Authority doesn't exist, it's just a hoax perpetrated by a couple of freaks to scare the rest of their ilk into keeping their heads down.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:00 No.13392719
    >Just FYI, the United States does not recognize the validity of licenses furnished by the SRA
    False. The US is the prime pusher of the SRA, and was the first government to give them jurisdiction on the licensing of supernaturals.

    And it has a very human-centric viewpoint, so SRA hunter squads tend to view the required abhuman component as pets at best, and freelancers claiming bounties on unregs 'occasionally' just bag and tag whatever they can find, and mess up whatever identifiers the SN has.

    And that's not even talking about the ones who just do it for fun, because the unregs have no legal recourse.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:00 No.13392720

    Well, my family's pretty lucky; our magical talent stops at parlor tricks and minor charms. We generally just keep our heads down and stay out of trouble.

    I'm lucky enough to show barely any magical residue at all; I figure my kids won't even register, and maybe my grandkids will get full citizenship.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:02 No.13392740
    Wait, how does that even work? I mean, I'm no physicist or biologist, but... INSIDE a brick wall?
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:03 No.13392748

    We give off tons of it, especially me. Sometimes I'm stuck in human form for a week waiting for it to fade so I can stretch my wings. It was fine when I didn't know what I really was, but these days I'm aching to fly around, you know? Can't do that out here...but when the moon's up, it's tempting.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:04 No.13392765

    We're very hard to kill. I found that out the hard way through the brick wall thing. Dad...can't aim sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:05 No.13392775

    It tends to happen occasionally when you get either a novice trying their first apparation without supervision, or a skilled wizard teleporting under the influence or just not taking the time to properly visualize their endpoint. It can be fixed easily enough once the local magical community gets someone out there to sort you out.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:07 No.13392788
    >unregs have no legal recourse.
    Maybe not, but I can tell you, most cops won't sniff around too hard if they hear someone like that's been offed.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:07 No.13392789
    Wow, where did you go to school, kid? The FBI ran the last SRA agents out of the country in 1976 and they haven't been back since. See, unlike some places, you still have basic human rights even if you're only human part of the time. God bless America.

    Anybody that comes to your door and identifies themselves as a Supernatural Registration Authority agent does not have jurisdiction to do anything to you. Why do you think they rely so heavily on late-night abductions and masked thuggery? Because they can't exactly request a warrant, now can they?

    Even if you're a fucking ettin, you can call the cops on these guys. Best day of my life was watching a couple of SRA goons perp walked by an Emporia, Virginia Sheriff's Deputy for breaking and entering.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:07 No.13392792

    Bad luck.

    I can't say I wouldn't enjoy having a bit more spark, but to be honest, it's probably not worth the hassle; waiting in empty rooms and listening to a overblown transport officer shit on my patriotism is enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:07 No.13392795
    No, no, I mean... What happens to the... brick... you're teleporting into? Matter relocation? Infusion? Diffusion? Interlacing? I mean...

    Man, this is heavy...
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:10 No.13392812

    If it helps, I had sinus problems for a while after that. Maybe that's...you know, I don't even want to think about how I managed it. I don't even KNOW anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:10 No.13392821

    >implying patriot avt wouldn't change everything
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:11 No.13392830
    >implying I have actually read the Patriot Act and have any idea what sort of powers it grants law enforcement
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:12 No.13392836
    Only sensible thing the Bureau has ever done.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:13 No.13392849
    ....is this shit for real? what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:13 No.13392854
    The best part of a fictional agency is never having to say you're sorry.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:14 No.13392868
    Right! Right, sorry! I didn't mean to make you feel all... Sorry Miss.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/04/11(Tue)00:15 No.13392874
    Well OP suck to be you. But sacrifice have to be made. Now you better watch out or they'll call you a rogue wizard in training and take you away.
    The site is real.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:15 No.13392878

    Well its gonna take a while to explain, why do you think you have to wait till you're 18 to get your apparation license in the states, you need a hefty background in magical theory just to understand the basics. Most of the time you 'shunt' the portion of the wall you happened to materialize in out of the way, and can usually just wait until someone comes to get you out, but I saw this horrible accident working as a healer at the local magical hospital once. Some teenagers got totally wasted and tried to side-along over to a friends house. They ended horrifically merged with each other and we couldn't save what was left. Thats one of the reasons why the council cracks down so harshly on underaged or intoxicated magic users they catch doing it.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:15 No.13392879

    It's okay :) I've eaten people for worse.

    ...but that was, like, once, and I still feel really bad about it...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:17 No.13392890
    You must have come in from a Para.

    In specific:
    >The Supernatural Enforcement and Protection Act of 1952 states that the SRA's duty to protect human lives supersedes the US Constitution, the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms and all similar human rights laws.

    If I was you, I'd find a portal home, ASAP, because our SRA's not yours.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:18 No.13392905
    The SRA works best in the shadows. Most supernaturals don't want to be exposed and so they endure the constant harassment and abuse the Authority dishes out rather than risk being publicly identified. I mean, who wants to stand up in front a court of law and say, "I'm being persecuted because I'm a witch?"

    But the fact of the matter is that all of the same rights and legal protections which apply to mundanes also apply to supernaturals. If some jackbooted Authority asshole shot your grandma, OP, call the cops. If the 'agents' involved are familiar to you, provide the police with a detailed description and tell them where they can be located. Let the process work for you.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:19 No.13392912
    right, but so is this one http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
    That doesn't mean it's not a complete joke.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:21 No.13392945
    Oh. Well, it's not like I'll ever be able to do stuff like that, but I just... I was curious as to how... I mean, I wanna be a physicist when I go to college, but... Nevermind.

    w-wait, you e-eat people?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:21 No.13392947
    >The Supernatural Enforcement and Protection Act of 1952 states that the SRA's duty to protect human lives supersedes the US Constitution

    There is no such legislation and even if there were it would be patently unconstitutional, seeing as it explicitly states that it ignores the Constitution. But hey, they're welcome to try and convince a judge otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:22 No.13392958
    I know OP. He's a friend of a friend, and I've heard all about this mess.

    His grandmother was the foulest whore of a witch to ever strike a man with a curse of warts. The old hag went out to bars on Friday nights and used glamers to bag young men. I should know, I woke up next to that wrinkled sack of newt eggs one Saturday morning.

    (Gotta admit, though, she was a good lay.)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:22 No.13392968
    Please take your I'm 12 and what's this, and go elsewhere.
    There are things that must be discussed.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:23 No.13392971
    And what branch of government does the SRA report to, exactly?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:23 No.13392976
    First year Ethereal Science student here, It generally depends on the kind of teleportation used, In general though most spells have simply teleport out the mass the would "collide" before re-assembling the one being teleported.

    Some variations however force the mass to the side however and causes a "ripple" that can cause some serious havoc.

    In general it depends on the casters skill and regants used, Usually the variants that can result in err, Messy situations have been banned and are as such only conducted by criminals. How do i know they are only conducted by criminals? Because that Ban makes anyone who uses them a Criminal, It does not matter if you don´t wanna send 2$ extra on regants, If you use spells without proper safety you are a danger to yourself and others, Even if you are "hard" like >>13392765.

    I mean, What if your dad had collided with another humanoid.

    I don't care about registration and what not, but atleast be careful with your teleports, We had to watch slide of some failed ones in class once, wasn't pretty.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:23 No.13392986
    Yea, I really shouldn't have registered. I thought it would help me connect me to others of my own kind, but fuck if I can get any feedback from my handlers. Wasn't sure if I could risk flying around at night, but its not like they could do anything to me anyways, short of some pretty serious anti air guns. I'm made of granite, for fuck's sake.

    Regarding tips on handling some kind of vengeance situation, forget it. SRA is too big for any one of us to handle on our own, save perhaps some Arch-Lich necromancer fuck.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:24 No.13392989

    It was one time, like I said. He wouldn't stop hitting on me, I was younger, on my period, just found out I was actually a demon...I did some stupid stuff that year. Still, I'm learning from it and becoming a better person as a result, so it's not all bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:25 No.13392999
    >ctrl+f Rogue Witch
    >No multiclassing jokes
    Son, I am disappoint.
    Contninue regardlessly, these threads are fun
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:25 No.13393001
    That quote on their website uses inaccurate wording.

    In fact, the lawmakers decided that human rights (as guaranteed by the constitution) only apply to humans.

    The effect is the same.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:25 No.13393003
    Demon Girl!!!!! I love your work in that flash game!
    and I'm sure all of /h/ does as well ;-)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:27 No.13393020
    Are you a human with parascientific powers? Feel left out by the Council of Wizards?

    Monad Inc. has a place for you!

    Monad Inc. - developers of Psiclopan, Inspirahol, and Meta4
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:28 No.13393024

    Wh-what? I think you're confusing me for someone else...I've never been in a flash game, or even gone to /h/, whatever board that's about...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:29 No.13393030
    I don't give a fuck about the politics of the thing, but me and my buddies sure as hell can make the local branch feel it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:30 No.13393043
    God fucking damn it. Faggots, get out of /tg/, now.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:31 No.13393050
    I do believe that you are mistaken as, In fact, the legislature chooses not to acknowledge the existence of supernatural entities of any kind. It'd sure make my life easier if they did, maybe then I wouldn't be facing down a murder rap for staking one lousy bloodsucker.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:31 No.13393051

    You're just jealous of our supernatural powers. Ah, to be an ignorant, intolerant normal human.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:33 No.13393070
    As a normal human, the idea that an organization like the Supernatural Registration Authority could exist horrifies me far worse than anything that goes bump in the night.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:33 No.13393071
    None. The SRA was a branch of the UN set up in the days following WWII. It later separated, becoming an entity on it's own, granted responsibility for the registration and monitoring of all Supernatural and Paranormal entities on Earth.

    Due to the immense potential threat these entities represent, and the lack of experiance and ability in dealing with and apprehending these entities, almost all nations on Earth have seceded these duties to the SRA. At this time, the list of nations that the SRA operates at this level in includes the US, Canada and the European Union. The only major industrialized nation that has opposed full jurisdiction thus far has been Japan.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:35 No.13393085
    Oh. Um... Can... Can I ask you another question? How did you not, you know, know? Mom always said that people like you were... I mean... pleasedon'thurtme

    That's... Wow. I'm not... I don't have... I'll never be able to do something like that, but I was just... Physics and all.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:35 No.13393089
    this is freakin me out, what is this thread about?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:37 No.13393097
    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:37 No.13393098
    Law enforcement fag here. The US Department of Justice doesn't even recognize INTERPOL's jurisdiction except in specific task force settings. The United States, as a rule, does not cede jurisdiction to anybody.

    But hey, don't let something as inconvenient as reality get in the way of your persecution complex.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 01/04/11(Tue)00:37 No.13393099
    Otherkins and RPing.
    Also goverment agency defending humanity from the monster and demon and heretics.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:38 No.13393113
    Feel what? Unless you are a fucking bronze dragon, there's nothing you can do to them that they cant do to you 100 times worse. You'll find that those assholes may be ignorant, but they pack a punch and if they have to call in some major reinforcements. Ever heard of sanctioned paras? They give some of those mages a choice, you know. A choice to work for them.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:39 No.13393119

    I'm not allowed to tell you everything, but it's like this. I was raised as a human, but when I was fifteen, my parents told me that I was actually demonic and that my human form was just a disguise to keep me hidden. They stayed in their human form too just to keep up the illusion.

    The thing is that at first I thought I was a human who could turn herself into a monster, but really I was a monster who could take off parts of her human disguise. It was terrible. Major identity crisis.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:41 No.13393126
    You know how you can register online to become a priest with the Universal Life Church? This is kind of like that, but for otherkin. Basically, monsterlicenses.com is a website set up to sell 'official' documentation that you're really a werewolf or vampire or fairy for a nominal fee. You get a certificate and everything.

    Except some people (like everybody in this thread) take it too far and pretend like it's a real quasi-governmental paramilitary organization that shits all over the Constitution and oppresses supernaturals because furries and their otherkin fellow travelers have a deep-seated need to be persecuted.

    So they concoct this elaborate fantasy that there's a law which lets this United Nations splinter group do whatever it damn well pleases as long as some faceless bureaucrat can stamp a form that says you aren't human.

    Does that explain things at all?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:42 No.13393137

    You're working on some bad facts there buddy. The US dropped out after the local director sent his department on a killing spree trying to take down a dragon back in '72. The bastards killed about three hundred citizens trying to kill off a thousand year old dragon who was just living out in the middle of nowhere, minding its own business. Nixon and then Ford had the FBI and CIA kick their asses out of the country and told the SRA that if they ever tried to set foot in America again they'd regret it. The SRA was going to get kicked out sooner or later anyways, the idiots kept making demands and sticking their noses in where they weren't wanted.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:42 No.13393138
    All you guys complaining about the SRA are babies. At least you don't have the Holy See after you. Those guys don't play around.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:42 No.13393142
    And yet they have ceded to the SRA, and the Supernatural (specifically, registration and enforcement of said registration) is completely in the SRA's hands.

    So I guess that you're just going to have to deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:43 No.13393149
    Fucking sliders need to go home.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:43 No.13393150
    Maybe if you weren't an abomination in the eyes of God and man, the Vatican wouldn't be in such a hurry to put your ass on ice.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:43 No.13393152
    Anyone feeling the need to seek refuge is welcome to come visit me. I'm in a remote, uncharted ruin in rural Bulgaria. What info do people need to astralize or teleport here?

    Also, it wont be anything like a permanent solution, I'll want to get back to my studies as soon as I can. You're welcome to stay temporarily while I sort out more secure, permanent settlements for any who may come by.
    I have connections in most of Europe and even a few in Egypt and Russia.

    Alternatively, at the third fountain (counting from the East) of Champs-Élysées (Paris), tell the water Lyudmil sent you. If you're asked for a password, it's "pas de sang a été versé."
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:43 No.13393153
    Oh, I'm sorry. That must have really... sucked. I mean... Yeah. I mean... geeze. That really makes me think, you know? Wow...

    Sorry, I didn't mean to get all personal on you or nothin'. I don't want to get you into any trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:46 No.13393171
    I'm just saying that it's overkill on their part to use the Index Librorum Prohibitorum. There's more in there than just heliocentric documents in there.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:47 No.13393181

    It's okay. That's just how God set up life for me, and I've got to face it and become all the better. After I found some other supernaturals to talk to, it was easier to cope. I've pretty much accepted who I am. It took some doing but it was worth it in the end.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:47 No.13393183
    >The Second World War displaced tens of thousands of supernatural entities from Russia and Eastern Europe, many of whom fled west to the United States, Canada and Brazil. These entities often arrived as unregistered refugees, skirting immigration processes and flooding cities and rural areas. By 1953, the UN had received sufficient pressure from its member nations that a special subcommittee was established by the UN Commission on Human Rights to deal with the "monster problem". The Supernatural Refugee Board was charged with helping supernatural entities of all types integrate with human society. Nearly 60 years later, the organization's name has changed and its direct affiliation with the United Nations has ended, but its role remains the same. Today the Supernatural Registration Authority is responsible for tracking the birth/creation, movement, employment and death/transubstantiation of the world's supernatural entities. Our mission is the peaceful coexistence of all sentient species, and we will stop at nothing to achieve it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:48 No.13393190

    Man, you have no idea how many newbie lycanthropes I have to set straight because they joined out of some furry fantasy or whatever.

    It's a damned good thing we *do* advertise there. Helps us get some proper educatation to them on how to adjust to the change and act intelligently when shifted rather than rampaging around eatin' people's cats and whatnot.

    Gives us shifters a hell of a bad rap when folks do that.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:48 No.13393191
    What color is the sky on your planet? Is Barrack Obama President? Did the Saints beat the Colts?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:48 No.13393196
    Am a registered and sanctioned shaman, myself, and my handlers aren't all that bad. Really, I've only seen them twice--once at registration, once a month later when they needed a trace on a blood sample. Granted, I do have to surrender any fetishes and materials before boarding a plane, but that's not so bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:49 No.13393206

    Oh to be the janitor just for one day.... ban the shit out of you, delete your every motherlovin' thread. Seriously, I hate you without limit. This is just as annoying as rping Friend Computer.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:50 No.13393211
    The SRA IS babies.
    Seriously, I'm a hunter in the US. Do you know how hard it can be to find some of you fuckers if you're not actively blasting magic all over the place?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:50 No.13393217
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    With all this alternate universe bullshit I feel like this is an episode of Fringe.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:51 No.13393221
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    We of the Catholic faith assure you that the Index of Forbidden Books is no more, and that you must be confused.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:51 No.13393227
    Janitors can't ban, they can only delete posts.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:51 No.13393231
    Kinda like AA or Al-Anon? I'm... familiar with those, kinda.

    Um, y-you probably have better things to do than have me harass you with questions and... stuff. So, uh... Thank you f-for your time, Miss. I, er... Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:52 No.13393239

    Please don't kill me. All I do is hedge magic. I haven't hurt anyone but local strays!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:52 No.13393240
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    >Just as annoying as RPing Friend Computer
    >Implying RPing isn't /tg/-related
    Guess it's a good thing you're not the janitor then, since you'd be bad at it. Cheers.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:53 No.13393252
    Ah, trolls. I knew I recognized the stench. Tell me, were you set up with a nice bridge, and a supply of goats, or did the SRA screw you over, too?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:54 No.13393273
    Wizards get a lot of US government support for a minor amount of overview. I believe even sorcerers can be legally licensed.
    Sucks to be you guys.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)00:54 No.13393277

    I don't mind answering questions, I just have to put a limit on what I can say. And don't worry - not all demons are bad. I was raised like a human and had some good human teachers, so I play nice :)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:55 No.13393281
    Freaking Catholics... What've you become?
    Clement the 5th, now he was a fucking sport.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:55 No.13393285
    This. Fuck, I saw them corner a poor housewife and then nail her into the ground with iron spikes before they cut her heart out and put it in a box.

    Fortunately, the Vatican is too obsessed with vampires, demons and witches to bother with the rest of us.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:56 No.13393291
    4chan is accessible from more than one reality.

    This is a thing that happens some times.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:57 No.13393298
    Legally, we liches are exempt from the loss of rights upon undeath.
    It feels good to be superior in yet another way.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:58 No.13393306
    The Catholics don't have any sense of sportsmanship. The big shots even wear magic armor and bind demons.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:58 No.13393310

    Come chat with me about life/undeath.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:59 No.13393314
    ...Uh, sorry.
    Hunter implies that I kill, but really we just trap problem paranormals for the SRA. They register you, put you through a "re-education" program, (Not as bad as it sounds, it's just making sure you know what the law is concerning your powers.), and you're good to go. What you don't want after you are cleaners.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:59 No.13393318
    Research wizard here, just a progress report on our studies of the correction of irredeemables. So far we have found 67 ways that have positive feeback, and most amazingly only 54 of them are lethal!! The most exciting one we just did not only was non-lethal, but they also retained enough mental capacity to keep an animal-level of intelligence! I know, why bother when you can just mind control them, but with both the movement to ban such powers and the protests to abolish the death penalty we need to find new ways to protect people from them without having to put even more people in jeopardy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)00:59 No.13393319
    N-no, it's not that. I just... I always thought that you all would be more... I don't know. And instead I've got you and a few other people on here being nice and answering questions and stuff. I don't know... I'm not sure what I should think of you at this point.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:00 No.13393325
    Is it really so hard to train to become a licensed wizard? Really?
    You witches put everyone around you in danger.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:00 No.13393331
    Why are you stuttering in text?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:01 No.13393337
    SHH! Handwavium.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:01 No.13393339

    Just give us a chance. We're a lot nicer than people are led to believe. Life's easier with an open mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:01 No.13393341

    Fuck thems no trlolls. You known jhow hard typ when fingers like dsasusages? And SRA mden telll me sikgn papedr, get nmumber, then mno let mm,e eat tasty ladies nno more.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:02 No.13393354
    I work for the Catholic Church in the good old US of A. I must say this armor is impressive. Not magical, but impressive. After all, clerical powers do not count as magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:02 No.13393355
    My point exactly. Clement would singlehandedly duel any aggressors and when they'd plea for mercy, he'd forgive them and accept them.
    For 7 years I had free access to the Vatican's libraries until Innocent VI came around and fucked it all up.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:03 No.13393364

    Oooh, good, good. I've already registered, actually. Horror stories of being black-bagged and never heard from again will do that, of course. Figure I'll cooperate if it means I get to keep doing healings and things for folks around town. If it helps, I know of a homeless lich here in Baton Rouge. Lives in the abandoned Huey Long Pool House. I think he's gone a bit mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:04 No.13393374

    Yeah, it's weird. Sometimes you get these threads full of extradimensional neckbeards talking about D&D 8E or the Dornian Heresy or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:04 No.13393375
    I'll second that. Now you're lucky if they decide they want to use you as a weapon. Did you know they keep some wolves as shocktroopers?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:06 No.13393387
    What about the use of demons and devils as servants? That's clearly magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:07 No.13393408
    is it true that goverment secret service like CIA,FSB and MI5 are part of the SRA and are watching us?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:08 No.13393414
    Well, yeah, I know, but... I mean, there's this part of me that says... Please don't take offense to this! But there's this part of me that says you might just be somebody from my school, and you might be trying to get me into trouble. Or... that you might be trying to lure me into something... or something. I don't know, it just...

    I mean, you seem really nice, but... I just don't know.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:09 No.13393421
    We've got a couple of werewolves that live in the hills outside of town. Nice folk, keep to themselves. SRA occasionally shows up to harass them.

    So, of course, I get the call that this guy is prowling around their cabin and won't leave. Drive up to their place, find this wannabe G-man trying to pull jurisdiction on me. More above-the-law bullshit, just stay out of his way and go back to rousting drunks and eating donuts.

    So I arrest him for criminal trespass. Needless to say, the feds were real interested.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:10 No.13393436
    These SRA bastards took my wife.
    She was a witch, sure, but she wasn't hurting anybody.
    Nevertheless, they broke our door down in the middle of the night and killed her. Nineteen handlers across three states dead, and I'm just getting warmed up.
    If any of you boys more important than the petty little handlers are reading this - and I know you are - better take shelter.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:11 No.13393445
    I will neither confirm nor deny that we use bound demons, daemons, and/or devils. Were we to theoretically do so, we certainly would not summon them. Instead, we would find them wherever they might be, bind them with clerical powers, and use them.
    Anything else you have heard of is heresy. Kyrie eleison.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:11 No.13393449
    That's just barbaric...
    I have no respect for the Catholic church anymore.
    Especially considering a common protestant could easily obtain the same clerical powers as an appointed Catholic minister.
    I had a friend, well, acquaintance rather, randomly and violently disintegrate when visiting some American colony in the 18th century (forgot the exact place and time, oddly enough).
    Turns out it was simply a group of Afro-Christian slaves chanting an evening prayer...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:13 No.13393467
    still, you got over it, right? At least you didn't just wake up one day with a couple of wizards standing over you, barking orders? You know how old those guys can live? and how gargoyles can be handed down, between generations? At least you weren't property of some asshole wizard.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:13 No.13393468

    Depends on distance, Leyline vectors and conditions are usually needed, Of course giving out those is just a big stamp for the SRA to find you by, Depending on how Magic friendly you town is it may have constantly updated Leyline information on its homesite. I know that New York and Gothenburg have updates on theirs on theirs, But Washington lacks it(3rd party sites usually have updates for that area though).

    Some can teleport just by seeing a picture, but that is very very dangerous and taxing. so in general go by Leylines.

    Of course that would not be advisable in major cities or places with strategic value, since SRA tend to hawk the activity for those to guard against Terrorists and usage of those if you arn't registered is a crime.

    I don't really like the umbrella term "teleport", I mean there are like over a hundred different kinds of them, hell i read about one variation that used smell to set the arrival area.

    But since i think you mean the illegal RLL-3 variation (The old work horse of the whole family, usually used by grassroot, poor or desperate mages) you will need Leyline vectors, not only to set location, but also to power the spell, And anyone it would use it would be exhausted, In general the RUF-11 is the most efficient, Although it can "only" cover a state, Still, Rat ears are easy to get and it is significantly faster, not to mention the lack of a Leyline, you just have to go by Longitude Latitude locations (height is automatically calculated, Not sure how), It also has that Collision stopping feature i mentioned.

    Shame it doesn't get much use, It was developed a few years ago, But in general magic users distrust spells that had "Mere mortals" involved in their creations.

    Still, You should feel ashamed, im a Normalfag and i know more about magic then you.

    I hope im not missing anything, i take ages to post.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:13 No.13393470
    There's a lot of CIA on this board and only one FSB that we know of.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:15 No.13393491

    I shouldn't be surprised you don't trust me - demons don't have the best reputation. I've met a few people who've thought I wanted to take their soul or eat their eyes or something like that. Even other supernaturals can get scared of me. It sucks. I just hope you guys aren't afraid of me. Yeah, I ate a guy once, but I cried like hell afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:17 No.13393515
    Those tainted by the sins of the witch are as much at fault as the witches themselves. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, you are hereby declared excommunicate and thereby subject to trial by the holy means outlined in the holy texts of the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:18 No.13393526
    The Catholics use monsters alright. They got two groups. Inculpatus, where they take in natural monsters like werewolves and kinds of psychics and they train them to hunt other supernaturals, and Redemptio, where they capture troublemakers of any stripe. They do something to the Redemptio ones, so that they have to follow the commands of a particular clergyman or soldier, even suicidal orders.

    Shit's sick
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:19 No.13393540
    Pah, wretched spawn of Satan. I am on standing orders to exterminate on sight.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:20 No.13393547
    Man, I am so glad that I live in a reality without any of this supernatural bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:20 No.13393552
    The Holy Roman Catholic Church will neither confirm nor deny these baseless allegations.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:20 No.13393555
    Well, I soon realized how futile magic was and simply lost interest. So I went on to grow my mind instead. No offense meant.

    By what I can tell, by far the easiest method would be to go to Paris (by any means) and talking to the fountain. She will decide if you're worthy, a definition which I have long since chipped in stone. Literally.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:21 No.13393560
    Well, I wouldn't say I don't trust... I mean, it's not that I trust you, but I don't not trust you either. Does that make sense? I hope it makes sense.

    I will admit, I was scared of you at first. But, you seem like a really nice person. I think. I'm just... curious. I've never met any supernaturals before. That I know of, I mean. I just don't... get you, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:21 No.13393563
    Glacier elemental here.

    Fuck your countries and Fuck the SRA. Fuck them in the pisshole with a chainsaw.

    South Pole Colony, we're here, we're fucking cold, and you have no jurisdiction in our territories, let alone the ability the mass a full invasion of our freezing cold territories without starting a war.

    Also, we are digging through to the core of earth and setting up geothermal heating via volcano elemental brothers and sisters, and the great hurricane lord plans to pick up all supernaturals and deposit them in our colonies.

    Just wait, in ten thousand years when we finally dig through to the core you will be out of a job, you SRA goons.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:21 No.13393564
    Amen Brother. Holy Mother Church would never bring such beings into this plane. However, mere banishment, giving them the chance to return again, is a patently irresponsible in these fallen times. And if they were to be partially mortal, then would be imperative they be given a chance at redemption. Christ saves.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:24 No.13393598
    Good luck finding me.

    We're hard to get, yeah. But if you find a supernatural and he's friendly, give him a chance. Don't go in unarmed, but give him a chance.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:25 No.13393604
    Prodestant here, feels good to be protected from demonic activity by the good Lord. Catholics can continue to run at their wild goose chase while we carry on with our lives.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:26 No.13393616
    In ten thousand years, you pagan types will long be under Catholic subjugation.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:28 No.13393635
    I'm already Catholic....It appealed to my cold and unforgiving nature.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:29 No.13393639
    It amuses me that you actually believe that your disgusting taint cannot be easily sensed by clerics. No matter what you do, your type stands out to those properly trained like vortexes of darkness.
    Do you know, your very presence warps reality and affects the souls of those around you?
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:29 No.13393648
    You are filth and much the reason I gave up humanity.
    Once I thought I would smear your innards on my lips like rosen balm, but then I realized that without you, much of the world would perish in war, famine and other such tragedies.
    That was a long time ago, though, and I've completely given up on humans by now.

    You've been utterly replaced by men in suits and politicians in conference rooms, and still you cling to your deity of vengeance like a fly in an abandoned cobweb.
    Yes, that's right. You're caught up in a failed conspiracy. And there's nothing you can do to get out.

    Except, of course, joining us.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:29 No.13393650

    Holy Mother Church at times works hand in hand with our misguided Lutheran and Anglican brothers and sisters in Christ. There are times when the zeal of your clergy almost makes up for your lack of organization and doctrinal errors. Christ saves.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:30 No.13393660
    Can elementals be Catholic?
    It sounds contradictory.
    Nonetheless, I approve. Deus tecum.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:33 No.13393678

    Look, it's not my fault I was born this way, all right? I just want to get on with my life and live in peace.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:33 No.13393685
    The enemies of humanity flock at our gates like the howling spawn of Satan at our very souls. Thou shalt be cleansed, along with all the other tainted beings. YHWH is a HUMAN god.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:35 No.13393701
    Well, god created the earth before he created humans, therefore, I reason, he created my kind before he created humans. Ever wonder why elementals are human shaped? Prototypes.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:36 No.13393708
    Peace comes to the peacful.
    And where there are humans, there is war, no matter the scale.

    A couple questions, young lady, if you don't mind:
    What kind of demon are you?
    Where do you and your family live? If you cannot answer this directly, which would be foolish in and of itself, can you please describe the place to me, preferably from a human perspective, so to speak.
    How old are you, roughly?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:36 No.13393710
    Once I saw SRA and the Vatican working together. The SRA was trying to talk a bloodsucker who had taken hostages into surrendering and being put to sleep, but after five hours of negotiation, the vamp got hungry and tore into the hostages. The agent said something over the radio and five minutes later, a priest with a spear showed up. He threw the thing into the building and it was like a bomb went off. The whole place lit up and the vampire an burning into the street where snipers picked him off. What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:38 No.13393723
    ...I probably won't. I mean, you seem pretty nice and all, but... Anyway, um, if Mom were to find out that I were just talking to you online, she'd probably...

    Anyway. Um, thanks for, you know, letting me know that you all aren't bad. You know?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:38 No.13393724
    You were not born, anathema. You were spawned from chaos and darkness in the Pit of Hell.
    If, Deo volente, our particular seekers detect you, you will be cleansed and purged. You will not live to reform, nor be merely banished.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:39 No.13393734
    Fucking scum. We're onto your shit. One day we'll wipe all of you filthy fuckers out and create pure society again. All you're good for is being stuck in a cage or maybe a few of you energy freaks could be hooked up to a machine to power my apartment.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:39 No.13393736
    Mind, he was a criminal committing a criminal act. And sometimes, you have to kill the hostage taker in such a situation.

    No one did anything wrong except the vampire.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:40 No.13393746
    It does not bother me. Our Holy Father made the Earth just as he made humans to rule over it. It merely surprises me, given the misguided worship often given you.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:41 No.13393759
    Elohim is a self-conflicting and outdated pantheon.
    And your clerical powers have no effect on material not of either divine or demonic heritage or origin. As an effective null in this context, you can't touch me.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:41 No.13393760
    >a priest with a spear showed up. He threw the thing into the building and it was like a bomb went off. The whole place lit up and the vampire an burning into the street

    I've never seen a priest in action, they sound pretty badass.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:44 No.13393778
    The Catholic Church has a bunch of relics. That was probably the Spear Luin
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:44 No.13393783
    The monsters and the church that try to control them, it's quaint really it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:44 No.13393784
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    Have you considered a career with the Catholic Church? We can always use more hunters and cleansers.
    An interesting thing is that the Church has been reviewing so-called magic to see if it is always Satanic for a couple centuries now. If it is a natural phenomenon, it may be sanctioned.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:46 No.13393799
    Chimera here, SRA can be pretty brutal; I've had home searched at random due to escaped beings in my area and it takes FOREVER to file a complaint.

    What really kills me is the interogations, they ask EVERY. SINGLE. PART. the same shit, second head, third head, shoulder....tail; we have a hivemind you dolts.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:46 No.13393802
    In terms of caste, it's hard to say - my parents come from different castes and I can't even begin to pronounce either one. In terms of appearance, though, I'm about the size of a very large dog...all fours, wings, tail, scales, fangs...a lot like a dragon, really. My human form is way different, of course. And I'm seventeen. I can't tell you where I live or what it looks like, though. That's just too risky. Sorry.

    I'm glad you were willing to listen. Sorry I couldn't change your mind.

    Why are you even here? Don't you have some other monsters you could be "purging"? Listen - I may have hatched from an egg, but that doesn't mean I act like other demons. I get along with humans and I try not to bother anyone, so just leave me alone, okay?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:48 No.13393821
    Don't be absurd. YHWH grants many boons, which in many cases are quite neutral in their destructive potential. Have you ever seen a genuine malach in action?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:50 No.13393841
    I am at rest, coming directly off a difficult, uh, detainment.
    And IP tracing takes time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:51 No.13393852
    Ah, A shame then, Not that i do not understand, I myself am mainly interested in Magical Constructs.

    This Teleport crap is just mandatory for Lab security and Safety, A misteleport (Using the ripple as Collision aversion) was once made a experiment at the Monad Labs go critical and several people died.

    Still, Mainly studying to be Golem Developer, I feel fairly annoyed that their development and usage have pretty much been at standstill since the Cold War, And even then it was mainly the Russians who deployed them in a civilian sectors.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:52 No.13393855
    I meant more like, is it remote from human population, is it a supernatural sanctum or refuge of some kind, is it a magical duplex reality, or is it in the middle of a lively city, village, something or other?

    Basically, if you wanted to, could you stay in your dormitory for all eternity without being bothered by humans?

    It doesn't really matter as I lost track of our conversation somewhere around page 122 of the Voynich.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)01:56 No.13393889
    I... I never said you didn't change my mind...
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:58 No.13393897

    It's in a human city. We still need to do human things - go to the store, get the mail. Mostly to keep up appearances, but Dad loves human cigarettes, so he'll go in and buy a few cartons at a time. And Mom loves buying collectibles. She needs a better hobby.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)01:58 No.13393898
    And you believe malachs to be divine creatures?

    Hell and Heaven are not all that different. Reliable sources have taught me this.

    I'm absurd? One True God... Ha, that mere thought is absurd.
    Looking for One True God is as futile as nuclear power.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)01:59 No.13393909

    Really? Well...take it slow, whatever you do. It's nerve-wracking to face the supernatural the first time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:00 No.13393914
    You mean I could kill the fucks legally? Fuck yeah!. Sign me up father I'd love to murder for God. And hey, it's not rape if it's human right?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:01 No.13393922
    Of course they are not. Hell is merely a plane cut off from God and prey to the depredations of the demon.
    You will not change my faith, lost one.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:02 No.13393934
    Well, if you feel like you need a break, you and your family too are welcome to visit.
    Again, Paris, third fountain, Lyudmil.

    I feel aged emotions stir once again, I thought I had rid myself of such petty human traits.
    I must go reflect on this.
    I am of course referring to the Catholic scum in this thread, not you, dear child demon.

    Tranquility through knowledge.
    I'll be expecting visitors, so I will ready a grand meal to the best of my ability.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:03 No.13393940
    Well, like I said, I don't know if I could meet one of you. I mean, supernaturals. I mean, maybe you all aren't all bad.

    Maybe some day, like when I'm in college or something, you know? When I'm not here at home.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:03 No.13393942
    >And hey, it's not rape if it's human right?
    You're sick, but you're right. At least they think so. I saw a Redemptio 'Wolf being felt up by her keeper. As if being forced to wear the habit, chain and collar wasn't enough.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:06 No.13393948
    LOST ONE?!

    The Bible is a book. Your God is as real as the next, and twice the comedian.

    Your GOD is the lost one.
    I will depart before I do something I will regret.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:06 No.13393955
    While I understand such things happen, I would suggest you, er, tell it only to your priest during confession and have it absolved. See, it counts as bestiality, which is a sin.
    Just sign up at the nearest Catholic church.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:07 No.13393958
    Depends on the kind to be honest.

    I myself grew up with having a Family Golem, Never really feared any kind of super natural who i knew.

    Never (knowingly) met a demon though.

    I´d wouldn´t recoment having demons like you as a "First Encounter" though.

    You know how some Demons exude Pheromones that causes people to feel fear, Although those can be covered by perfume, Still it can be very easy to have your nerves wrecked by a demon by a demon using those and panic, Generally leavbing bad first impression on all "Supers", I´d recommend something "softer" like a Golem or Elemental to start with and then work your way up.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:07 No.13393960
    Demons and Angels are just the same things. They choose allegiance based on that retarded war of those. The ones who just fucked off and let those assholes fight it out are the smart ones.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)02:08 No.13393964
    "Child demon"...you make it sound so regal, lol
    I'll ask my dad if he knows about you. He's been around...and I could use a vacation. Let the tail hang out for a few days in a safe place. I wish mine was small, like a werewolf, but it's got to be this big floppy thing...

    Fair enough. Who knows, you might find some at whatever university you go to.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:09 No.13393966
    Thanks father you're not half fucking back.
    You impure little shits better watch out. I'm to take back our country from your shit.

    Time to be a God Mother Fucking Damn Priest!

    Oh, sorry.

    Time to be a *** Damn Mother Fucking Priest!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:09 No.13393967
    YHWH is a very real entity, lost one, who quite clearly speaks to me and grants me the power to purge the unclean.
    Doubt his sovereignty, apostate, but do not doubt his power.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:09 No.13393968
    people like you make me glad I don't live on this plane, or any other for that matter, for I am a dimensional traveler and can easily hop into a gate and then whoosh bye bye SRA and any of you other fucks. Sure I have to deal with the horrors of running into something that could kill me with a glance, but all of them are worth it
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:13 No.13393984
    Ah, you will not be a priest. That's different. You will be a holy warrior.
    Those welcome nowhere and cut off from all?
    Not really.
    Ah, finally. Stay where you are, fallen one.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)02:13 No.13393985
    You're such a jackass.

    That's true. I've exuded fear before. Still can't entirely control it - sometimes my human friends say they feel spooked around me.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)02:16 No.13394002

    Wait, what's going on? What the hell are you doing?
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:17 No.13394012
    You see God as a magnet: attract or repel.
    I know elohim to function more like a series colanders, each one carrying finer masks than the previous to sort different grains. I just happen to me a grain of the size to sweep right through the first seperation into a safe, cool bowl of water.

    And to the demon child, I do believe I met a smoking demon before, I am, however, unsure of the odds of it being your father. I once went by the name of Humanlover, through a failed translation of my name and a coincidental personal philosophical crisis.

    Now, I think I've gathered myself for the time being.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:19 No.13394023
    Church Knight here.

    Did a couple of jobs with the SRA. Can't say I liked them much. Sometimes too soft, sometimes to harsh, they manage to cock up too much for my liking.

    Give me a weapon, a blessing and the location of something puting people in danger and I'm a content man. It feels good to help people.

    We have some nasty outliers but it's not as bad as people seem to think. I do a lot of work with a dryad, nice lady, excellent Tactical Officer.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:21 No.13394040
    Nothing important. Just stay where you are, so they won't have to chase you. If they have to do that, they tend to make it hurt much more.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:21 No.13394041
    >as futile as nuclear power.
    uhhh, what?
    its a futile as the worlds most efficient and clean energy?
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)02:24 No.13394055

    Jesus Christ, don't do what I think you're doing. You don't want to get Dad angry. He's insane when he's mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:24 No.13394061
    There's nothing wrong with natural spirits. They are God's children just as much as we.
    I know you are neither, lost one. That is why you are lost.
    Those who fit in neither category must be cleansed or subjugated, as they are either unnatural or worse. So says the Lord God Almighty.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:24 No.13394066
    Thank you for proving my point. If you can't comprehend that simple allegory, you're far from understanding the true nature of "God," "the divine" and "demonic forces."
    And even further from understanding that which seems to only fit in between, though it only really fits outside such a scale.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:25 No.13394068
    If it makes you feel any better, they don't stick up for any of us small guys, either.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:26 No.13394077
    Radiation elemental here, Nuclear power is the smartest thing humanity ever did, shut the fuck up.

    That was a terrible allegory.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:26 No.13394081
    We will deal with that when we come to it, lightless one. They should have your block surrounded around now.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)02:28 No.13394093

    Oh my God. Oh my God. I see lights. I-I'll be back, guys-
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:28 No.13394098
    No, I don't think you will.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:31 No.13394111
    Ah, I might be able to help you out. I can smell you across the tubes.

    You'd need to invite me, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:31 No.13394115
    If capture is deemed unsuitably dangerous for a field unit, it shall be utterly destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:32 No.13394122
    Your kind abandoned Him long ago, demon. I don't think he will help.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:32 No.13394123
    Sigh, what is their weaponry?

    Hunter Squad or just basic mob?

    In the case of a Basic mobs you can probably just use your pheromones to intimidate them long enough to teleport away, A short distance Blink would normally be recommended, But since i just mentioned it you should aim for a long distance.

    If it is a Hunter Squad this is probably a Trap for your dad. Shapeshift (NOT your normal one, Opposite gender would be recommended), Put on perfume (They tend to sniff you out) and get into a crowd, Hunter Squads are not authorized to cause normal Civillian casualties, Especially not in Capitals like Paris.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:33 No.13394127
    Oh I must laught. One thing is that you call it god as a name as well as a definition, but you must add that idiotic adjective that Epicurus disproved naught 300 years before the birth of the delirious Jesus.

    I cannot argue with a blind animal such as yourself, young lad.
    No, animal is too much of a compliment.

    Filth. I spit on thy robes.
    >> Vrazadchal 01/04/11(Tue)02:35 No.13394139
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    Hey! SRA stuff, huh? I don't see what the big fuss is about, wait a few hundred years and the organization will disintergrate. They always do, y'know.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:36 No.13394141
    favors have been called, bonds of protections have been constructed. There are some magics, some rare magics, where it is enough to know that you exist, and fortunately for us all those magics are in the hands of ones who would not see a good soul end.

    And if the bonds are followed to their source, the SRA will find that there is much they do not know about.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:36 No.13394142
    Third fountain.
    I will await you.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:37 No.13394150
    not all of us are so callous, brother.
    >> Vrazadchal 01/04/11(Tue)02:38 No.13394158

    Wait. Lyudmil? Is that you? Holy shit, broseph, how long has it been? I cannot belive you are still kicking, you crazy bastard!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:38 No.13394161
    An animal is more more blessed than thee, for it was made by YHWH.
    Epicurus was a blind fool. God is cruel. That is not difficult to understand.
    I'll just say that none of those will work. There is one with the Sight, and the area is always consecrated against demonic magicks.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:40 No.13394175
    Hmmm... I will be departing now.
    I need a few days to prepare a spell. Child demon, if you're still there, hurry and let yourself in. Follow the light to the right for food, there should be plenty. I will not be disturbed.
    I may not've studied magic for very long, and even though that was a long while ago, I still remember a few tricks...

    Keep and eye out for black smoke.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:40 No.13394176
    I'm afraid demons are easy to pin against any such attempts. Her innate connection to the Pit is locked. We've been dealing with these things for longer than you can imagine.
    >> Vrazadchal 01/04/11(Tue)02:41 No.13394188
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    Callous? What so callous about it? Wait a century or two, and most organizations either collapse or change so much as to be unrecognizable. Besides, what else am I supposed to do? Start killing people, raising their corpses, and sweeping over the world in blood and death? That gets old after a while.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:42 No.13394196
    Supernatural.exe has caused a General Protection Fault in module Reality.Security.Subsystem at T̶ͩ҉͈͕̼͕̮̠͍̩ô̖̼̥͔͖̮̤̠̲̄͗͘ ̜̞̋͗ͦ̎ͣ͌i͂̈́̌̈́̿͟҉̛̳̥̠̞͓͍n̡̻̱͍͈͑͊̀v̴͌́҉͕͔̯̖̤̫̣̞o̼̼̫̟ͬ̈
    ̙̹̪͍k̨̛̺̘͙̝̻͑ͮͣ̓ͤ͌͘e͇͍̟͙͔̒ͥ̔̔ͤ̎̿̆ͅ ̢̙̖ͣ͛̕t̆ͩ͏̢̺̠̺͈̱̘̹̘h̠͎̼͉̯̦̭̱̋ͭ̀͢eͭͩ̐͐͏̹̳̝̮͇̥̱ͅ ̱̱͓͆̍̆͐́͜͠h̟̙͍̹̼͉͖ͬ̓ͥ̽͌͊i̧͓̥͑͋̓ͩ̒̅ͦ͂ͬ͞v̷̶̦͈̺̈́̿ͥ͜e̐ͭ͗
    ̠̪̩̳͈n̶͙̘̓ͥ̍̚̕͜d̢̹̩̐ ̸̼̳̮̆̏̔̍̇͐͛͟r̵̪̝̍́ͣe̴͙̠̝̹ͪͭͦ̽͌ͬ̔̾p̵͋̃̑͘҉̳͍̘̰̼͓r̴ͬͥ́̀
    ̸̪̯̥̹͈̰̈́ͥ̑̅͐̕͢ ̓̏͗͋͢͠҉̻̟͙̲c̢̹͈̬̙͙̹̟̎͑̑̇h̍ͮ̽̇͐̑̚͝͏̫̣͚̩̫͔͉̭͙a̵̛̝̼̩̠̋͊
    ̬͕̳̮̗͍ͅ ̪̖͔̝̈͐̓̀͛ͩ͗t̡͈̩̓ͦ́̏̄̌̂ͨ͜ḫ̫̳̟̖̭̠͗̐̊̉ͯͣ̿̚e͛̈́̄̒̌̀҉̭̺̲̘
    ̬̭̖̗̖ ̶ͥ̊̃̋̔̚҉̸̘f̴̘̖̫̙̜͉͍̩̤ͧͭͦe͓̘̬͋͆̒̋ë̛̥͉̭́ͫͨ̅̂͑̎̊͑ĺ̋͛ͮ͡
    ͈͍͉̮͈̩̩ͭͮ̑ͦͤ͒͒̆́͠ͅͅo̼̺͙͗̏ͬ͜f̫͚̝͙͎ͧͬ̍̀͘ ̼̩̼͕̠̘͓̂̀̀̇̇́̐ͭ̚͟c͈̤̳̮̻̟̔̑ͯ̂̔ͣ͂̕h̵̵̦̮̜͇ͨͨ̇ͣ̊͌̚aͤ̒͆ͭ͒
    >> Procrastinating Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:43 No.13394206
    Vrad? Spain, 1677-92?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:45 No.13394223
    I want dean deep inside my werewolf asshole.
    >> A Watcher 01/04/11(Tue)02:47 No.13394250
    of all hubris, there is none more entertaining than that of those who claim to know everything. Is it that unbelievable, fool, that there are forces you do not know of? Would not POWERFUL magics be among those forces whom the hiding of is most desirable, and among those who grant the power to hide themselves? It was not I that performed these magics, but when they are tracked, as I am most certainly sure they will be, the ire that will be raised will be like nothing the SRA has ever seen.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)02:48 No.13394254
    Assuming you're still running around in Belgium, CTRL+F Champs-Élysées and do it, I could use your help with some tings.
    >> Angry Dad 01/04/11(Tue)02:49 No.13394264
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    Hey, everyone, how's it going? Just decided to drop in after romping over to Lyudmil's place and avoiding some unpleasantness. The wife actually remembers you, surprised to say. Small world! Or small memory, in my case.

    Anyway, we're safe and sound, and I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving my daughter someone to talk to. She needs it, because Top Gear is on and I'm trying to watch it, you see, so anything to keep her busy for a little while.

    Oh! And to the genius who decided to announce his cowardly sneak attack on my family to the Internet...

    My guns were bigger than yours.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:51 No.13394286
    Magicks that work in dead zones? Uh huh. Let me guess, you can reverse entropy, too.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:52 No.13394298
    Fakepost is fake. Sympathizers be full o lies
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:53 No.13394299
    >Glacier elemental here.

    I realise this is a bit late to get back to you on but it's not like you dont have plenty of spare time. With that much warming of the local area from geothermal wouldnt it make a lot of the continent fairly uncomfortable for your kind to live on?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:54 No.13394303
    We always announce our presence to allow the accused to surrender peacefully. You will not be given another chance.
    Funny you should mention that, given that you just gave away your location again.
    >> A Watcher 01/04/11(Tue)02:54 No.13394308
    so regrettable that you chose a long life that took from you your morality, brother. Just because they will one day be gone does not mean that their effects are not undesirable. Even YOU ought to understand that their existence is at the very least, in-optimal! What a shame it is that those of us who have such power go our separate ways, that we...

    Do you not still owe me a favor, brother? Carthage, remember?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)02:56 No.13394317
    I should add that we can see you. You're just slightly phased out of reality.
    Now put the gun down and we won't kill you.
    >> A Watcher 01/04/11(Tue)02:58 No.13394333
    all events and powers have a cause, and said causes can be attacked directly, or circumvented when the time does not allow direct attack. You yourself have also been made the target of this form of magic, as your hubris irritates me. Enjoy your kidney stones.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:00 No.13394351
    I've had worse curses.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:00 No.13394359
    You religious guys are assholes. Now we've got to uproot ourselves and start this all over again. I had friends here. I had a job. I almost had a boyfriend! A human boyfriend, maybe, but I was willing to give it a chance, and I really, genuinely liked him...

    I was making an honest living, and you guys just come and snatch it away...

    Someone just take this monster out of me already. I'm tired of being something less than human.
    >> No Man 01/04/11(Tue)03:01 No.13394364
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    Dwarf here, and you're all defective parts that believe the heresy of individualism.

    We are puzzled that you would be so broken as to welcome uncertainty and confusion.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)03:01 No.13394367
    Before I dissipate for the time being, let me leave my Catholic friends with a little saying of mine.

    Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum habemus Libertatem!
    Eminentissimum ac Reverendissimum Dominum Dominam Aeternitatem Sanctæ Ecclesiæ Veritatis Cardinalem Tempus qui sibi nomen imposuit Veritas.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:02 No.13394380
    You could always JOIN the Church. It's not so bad. I did it, and the person I'm bound to only makes me fight a little.
    >> Lyudmil 01/04/11(Tue)03:03 No.13394385
    Less than human?
    I have much to teach you.
    Later. I was never here.
    Vrad, I await you and the girl any time.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:06 No.13394403

    I shouldn't have to be BOUND to someone just to be accepted! It's not my FAULT that I'm this way!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:07 No.13394412
    It's not that bad. Honestly, after a while, you wonder how you got along without it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:07 No.13394413
    Freedom is preferable to the shackles of YHWH.

    It is also preferable to Lucifer's posturing.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:07 No.13394420

    As a Church Knight all I can say is that I am sorry. But unfortunetly there are so many demons who want nothing more than to get their short-sighted grasp on whatever they want that we need to be careful.

    If you at some point wish to register as a church sanctioned demon in Paris tell them 'The Rat of Tobruk' sent you. I helped them a couple of years back with a nest of vampires, nastly lot. Thankfuly we got all the people out safe.

    Can't tell you much more than that, you know how the church keeps it's knights secret. Better for our families too.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:08 No.13394422
    You can't leave the area, abomination. Physically.
    You caused me trouble, though, so I'm thinking a lobotomy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:08 No.13394430
    Okay. I won't say everything since that'd put me at rͩ̓̍i̞̦̅͒͐ͬ̓̋̈s̨̠͓̘̩̯̳̏̈͊͗ͅk̴̥̹̟̈̅͊͐͑ͣ̆ͅ but I recently came in contact with an E̒ͯͤ̈́͏̱͕͍l̆͟d̨̬̤̪̙̭̿̾ͮ̒e̫ͫ̾̿̑͑r͖̥̦͛̊ ̵O͚̘ͫ͊͒ͯn̦̩͍ͪͦͮͫ̿̚͟e̩̟͎̫̲̤ͤ͑͐̉ͧ̓ͫ prior to registration

    S̯̮͔͓͕̪̞͊̽͡h̓ͨ͞o̪̮͒̍̈ưͨͧͤ̾ͧl̟̝͉͖̭͇͓̎͑d̟̩̞̥ͩ̀ ̌͑̏͏̜̹̘̘̙̻I̤͊̒̈́ͦ ͦ̓͌́͟bͩͭ̍̎́̑̚e͏̗ ̨̩̣̟̻͓̣w̮̹̘̩̳̙͇̓ͬ̔̌o̬̺̪̺̫̙̓̋͡rr̲͍̜̪̞̦͎͟i̢̻̻̻̫̱̐͋ͧe͐̃͡
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:10 No.13394441

    Stop CALLING me that! I'm NOT an abomination, I'm not! I'm...ah...

    ...oh, God, this isn't fair...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:10 No.13394442
    It is also inevitably an unfortunate error that ends in death or worse.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:13 No.13394459
    You are literally the corrupted spawn of an unnatural union, filth.
    Now I am sending a Purgatus squad for that father of yours. I'm thinking a holy blade should work for this little experiment.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:14 No.13394464
    And stop calling for a God that your kind is forever apart from.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:14 No.13394467
    "Abomination" is a meaningless word. Don't let it bother you.

    I've been free since the war. It hasn't ended at all, so far.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:15 No.13394477
    The word "inevitable" mean nothing to you?
    You all are found, eventually.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:16 No.13394480

    If you hurt him, I'll kill you. I swear I will make you pay for it. If you want me to act like a demon, I will. Don't you push me.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:16 No.13394481
    Man, you guys are douchebags. I mean, the See has always attracted narrow minded bigots, but you guys are taking it a bit further than it usually goes.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:16 No.13394483

    Really now, Would not the natural result to fall back temporarily.

    Internet Stinger Missions such as there are only carried out with a single squad, Usually rookies too for the purpose of a Arrest.

    The natural response to escape is not to lock down the area, That not only causes civillians to notice, but also alerts any other Supernatural to what is going on, Allowing them to come to the rescue of the one being stung.

    The logical (And Protocol) response is to fall back before attention is drawn, If the Super makes a fool and outs itself that is just free publicity for the SRA, And if not then you still have the personal data and can preform a full arrest not only on the Super stung, but also those near for harboring a unsanctioned Super.

    Come on kid, Don´t be a hero, Protocol is meant to be followed.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:18 No.13394490
    So I just genetically engineering a swarm of super-locusts that eat magic beings, breath fire and have a permanent antimagic field thing, but they escaped. Anyone live near Denver?

    If so, my bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:18 No.13394493
    Define "hurt". I don't know if being obliterated in body and soul "hurts", per se.
    If a lobotomy makes a penitent submit more wasily, it is a worthy experiment.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:18 No.13394495
    Well, it seems unlikely to me. And if something lie that does happen, it won't be a mortal that causes me trouble, it would be one of the more self-righteous of YHWH's divine followers. But the fact that YHWH himself just cast me out of heaven, and I have stayed away from heaven since that point, have thus far dissuaded the angels from giving me shit.

    It's just bluster. No use getting worked up over it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:20 No.13394506

    Stand down, you are not helping the situation. I swear each group of new knight gets more impulsive.

    This situation calls for tact, not blades.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:21 No.13394512
    It is not an escape. Her father is monstrously powerful. We cannot allow him to leave. Hence a PURGATUS SQUAD, if you do not realize the significance.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:21 No.13394517

    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:22 No.13394524
    An entire squad of my best men were killed. The cardinal's orders, not mine.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:22 No.13394526
    You're alive! Thank... Well, considering, I guess thanking God wouldn't be appropriate, huh? I, uh... Stay safe, okay? Just... Stay safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:23 No.13394529
    Don't worry, They will probably get taken care of by SRA in order to keep their Hunters alive.

    After all, Im fairly sure that Denver is Golem Dense, The Golems would probably get Confiscated (as per the Golem Ownership Contracts) and assigned to hunt down those locusts, Will be a few days of chaos, But overall the situation is merely local.
    >> Anxious Alienist 01/04/11(Tue)03:23 No.13394531

    U͠h̨h. Any one with som͡e ͡a͏d́vicé?

    Sḩóul͠d ̶I͏ not҉ ͢t̶ell ͜the SRA about my a̢ff̵ļi͠ct̸i͢o͏n̵?

    I think they might think its wor̕s͝e than it actually i͡s̵ and ỏ̙̳̜̝͙͔̞ͮ͌͑̄v̨̮̞͚ͨ̽̌e̸̺̠͉̭ͪř̸͍̽̌̒͌̄̈́r̷ͩ̓̊̃ͯe͙͉ͩ͋̃ͪ̉
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:23 No.13394540
    Would you like me to go poke holes in existence where they're at, or would you rather attempt to retrieve them? The easiest way for that would be to drop them into a pocket plane.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:24 No.13394548
    Tsk, tsk, language. You may want to hide somewhere, this should be rather destructive.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:24 No.13394549

    Incorrect, as of the Third Vatican Council that has been outlawed. Destruction and binding are allowed but torture was declace an abomnible act and opposed to our goals and values. Under the Authority of Pope Alexander I that act is an abomination. You will Stand Down.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:26 No.13394556
    Your daddy can take care of himself. You just go ahead and make sure they don't get ahold of you. That would only cause trouble for him.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:26 No.13394566
    Hey guys, well just let yas know about me im a very old necromancer from the old world kingdoms before the shattering of the world, if you wanna ask me any questions be sure to hit me up........
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:27 No.13394569

    Thank whatever God you want. Fuck those guys. Just...I'm shaking so bad right now. I hope you never have to experience the thing I have to keep at bay every single day...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:27 No.13394570
    Unfortunately the Golems would all get eaten.

    Poking holes in reality isn't a good idea either. The locusts can survive outside of space time, and I don't want them fucking up any outsiders. They might blame me.

    Best bet is to use flamethrowers to confuse them, and capture them while they're putting themselves out.

    Anyways, good luck with that. I've already take a portal to my moon base. So I'm ok for now.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:28 No.13394574
    A lobotomy is a medical procedure carried out by medical professionals to this day. It is not "torture".
    And I outrank you, knight.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:30 No.13394588
    That father of yours, by the way, is gone in every plane. Now just submit, and there need be no more bloodshed.
    Or ichorshed, as it were.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:30 No.13394589
    I can't stand those SRA fucks. I've seen a squad of them gun down a little siren girl, couldn't have been older than 11. Why? I guess she was singing, they figured she was up to no good. Now, I know that most of them aren't bad enough to gun down kids like that, but they're just as fucking bad if they don't police their fucking agents.
    Worst part is, since I filed a complaint and raised a bit of hell over the incident, they've got me on one of those watch lists, I hear from my handler at least twice a week. I thought these guys were trying to keep us all safe, but now I know they're just frightened thugs.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:32 No.13394599
    Okay, I'll make a pocket plane for them and drop them in there. Or maybe make a net that drops things into the plane, and then give it to the SRA so they can have fun playing with your locusts.

    That sounds amusing, actually.

    I think I'll do that.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:33 No.13394607
    Sirens CONTROL MINDS with that beautiful singing.
    Do not deem to spit on that which you do not understand.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:33 No.13394608
    Ah, Purgatus? I apologize, We appear to be from different organizations or at very least different branches. So im not familiar with squad composition.

    Still Her dad being monstrously powerful added with atleast one unknown factor does suggest at you being at Disadvantage, Still, Judging from what i can glance this would be a pyrric victory at best if you do not move away to more secluded area.

    Remember, Engaging a powerful demon is NOT done in public areas.
    Much less and enraged one, We are lookinga t a huge amount of damage here, Not only in Civillian life and Monetary, But also in public relations.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:33 No.13394610
    I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm sorry you have to go through this. They... I wish I could do more than just say I'm sorry. I...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:33 No.13394614

    So you will perfom a medical procedure on an unwilling patient for the sole purpose of making them more pliable to your demands. I cannot condone that. I will be making a complaint to the Cardinal over this. You may outrank me but that does not mean what you are doing is not an abomination.

    Repentance to only be done by the willing, not those who cannot say no.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:33 No.13394615
    Well, if anyone may answer a question that I may ask? why don't you people just revolt? Stand up for your race? And how come the SRA has sooo much of a hold on you all......?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:35 No.13394623

    Watch out for their laser eyes.

    Also, if and SRA guys are watching this thread, I have a cool design for an antitelepath/technopath device you can carry in your pocket. Might cost a bit though.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:35 No.13394625

    He...he'll come back...he always comes back. And Mom's with me...you can't...

    ...don't do this to me. Please.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:35 No.13394628
    Because the powerful people all don't care about the SRA, assuming it'll blow over in a century or two.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:36 No.13394632
    Fuck you. She was a little girl, and she couldn't possibly have those intentions. She probably didn't realize that she could do anything like that. She needed training, not a hail of gunfire.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:37 No.13394640
    ITT Traumatised Demons, Killer Insects and Church Infighting.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:37 No.13394641


    I need info on some stuff I haven't been able to find out for myself, and nobody is willing to talk to me.

    Something about destroying a plane of existence in the future or something stupid like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:37 No.13394644

    You should probably mention it to your handler. I'm assuming you're a Sensitive of some type? There are mechanisms in place for sorting out contact with Eldritch entities. I'd suggest doing it soon too, such things can be... contagious, in their own way.
    >> That Other Thing 01/04/11(Tue)03:38 No.13394648
    Haven't you evwer wondered what steps into the open hole that they make when they rip the demonic part of a person out?

    Haven't you ever wondered why there are no sucess stories for them to crow about?

    We'll see you soon.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:38 No.13394649
    In my life time, I've seen things like this happen.......I wish I could do something but Im nearly the last of my kind.........I cannot risk centuries of knowledge, sooo pretty much all I can do is stand by and watch......
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:38 No.13394656

    Sirens are classified as a natural spirit, much like dryads. In all but a few cases they do not have shoot on sight orders, especially minors. Those officers were out of line.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:39 No.13394658
    Purgatus is what you send against demons that you SRA cannot even touch.
    Go ahead and COMPLAIN about what I do to a demon. I'm terrified.
    He's gone. That's what they do. Utterly destroyed.
    Now if the both of you submit, I will not kill you.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:40 No.13394671
    Well, Im not technically a Lich I am a higher race, I am a necromancer........if you wish to destroy a plane of existance tell me? what form of plane?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:40 No.13394672
    Because one cannot crow about a demon that is utterly destroyed? That's the point.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:42 No.13394685

    Hahaha, Not likely, Most Magic creature Elimination "encoding" used these days tend to identify Golems as items and as such spare them, It would be wasteful to get rid of something that can only serve man after all.

    Having too many spells on something as small as locust can also severely mess up their genetics and cause early deaths.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:42 No.13394688

    As a non-first-generation demon she is not under the 'Abomination Most High' description but under 'Abomination Minor' that gives her the right to not be destroyed on sight by Church Representives and accords her full human treatment should she surrender.

    Remember Mate, He who fights monsters should take care to no become one himself.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:42 No.13394689
    They are, however, if deemed a danger. I'm in the Holy See, so of course I agree sirens are not to be killed on sight, but if they begin to sing, they are legally allowed to open fire.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:44 No.13394709

    They are allowed to open fire with non-lethal weapons. Lethal weapons are only to be used in the case of a clear and present danger to human life.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:45 No.13394718
    No, it allows her full PENITENT treatment should she surrender. That demon half is powerful enough that she is in fact a middling-ranked abomination. I believe, and that would just be a guess, she's Possible Great Abomination.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:45 No.13394719
    Hey. I don't tell you how to eat a taco, you don't tell me how to make death locusts.

    Besides, I figured that stuff out years ago, while I was curing cancer.

    I don't. At least, not yet. Maybe later.

    Mostly I just needed to know a few things about the spells involved in Lichdom. Equations and all that.

    I'm building something to stop the currently inevitable death of the multiverse.
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:46 No.13394730
    ...I give up.

    Don't hurt my mom. Please.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:47 No.13394734
    If a child points a toy gun indistinguishable from a real one at a police officer, said police officer is within his rights to kill said child.
    Not all situations are ideal.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:49 No.13394741

    Under the Authority of the Catholic Church and my place as a Holy Knight of the Lord on high I accept your surrender. You are now in my custody and my charge.

    It'll be alright. Even the Labotomy Obsessed Priest can't overule a declaration of Holy Charge.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394751





    Fucking demons. Think they can intimidate me. Fuck that. I got more wards on this place that there are people on earth.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394752
    Ah, Very well, I still find you foolish, whit a very crappy Mission plan that blew up in your face, Then again, You are Church so that is to be expected.

    All force and little tactics.

    And by the way, Im Ex-SRA, Not SRA.

    And i never was on your side, But that does not mean that the tactical errors are false.

    Enjoy you day..th.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394754
    Poor choice, girl.

    If I were you... Consider that your father could teleport. Look into becoming able to do that by your own self. Get away from the catholics as soon as you can.
    >> That Other Thing 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394755
    Don't worry. We'll be with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394756
    >Higher form of lich
    I don't think so, Tim.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:50 No.13394759

    I will agree there. It is sad, and I do believe the officers were overly hasty but unfortunetly a person who does not know that she can kill people is still a threat.

    I wish it had been done differently.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:51 No.13394760
    No! Don't! Please, please don't please you can't please please I promise I'll meet a supernatural some day and i'll be armed but I'll give them a good chance and be nice just dont give up please
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:51 No.13394763
    Sigh. I knew it would come tot his one day. Glad I moved to the moon back when this started. More of us supernaturals should move here, the area is well warded against mortals now, and there is plenty of room in the now empty moon nazi bunkers.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:52 No.13394773
    Hmmmm the effects of spells used in lichdom, i once sub specialised in lichdom as a side hobby, wasn't very clean indeed, mainly involved a plague sacrifice like a human infected, just go to the underworld and look for Master thorn he is the expect on all those things.........and to stop death himself, would be like to stop your boss you possibly did work for and then making a agreement possibly a trade greater or equal or converting the death into possibly something that pleases him, like possibly a curse? or a plague? it can be minor but if you wrap your head around it you can con him, i have on multiple times when the SRA massicared a village that i used to live in for no reason........
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:52 No.13394778
    She shall not be harmed, save on occasion of hostility or that incurred in penitence.
    If this works, you will have that power under much greater control. You'll lose some higher functions, but you will no longer be a danger. If it doesn't work, nothing of value will be lost.
    I will need to study you myself, first, though, inside and out. You may be a theorized living portal.

    Just kneel before the large man with the cross-shaped eyeslit and clearly surrender.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:53 No.13394779
    Well howdy neighbor!

    Are you near 121/242?
    >> Demon Girl 01/04/11(Tue)03:53 No.13394785

    Good. Don't give up. Do it for me, okay?

    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:53 No.13394787
    Well it really depends on how powerful they are? some liches are higher then necromancers it differs from time to time........i think soo tim.....
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:54 No.13394791
    Bishop, actually. And she is dangerous enough to be above your jurisdiction.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:54 No.13394792
    Wait a minute.

    You're one of THOSE Catholics, right?

    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:55 No.13394800
    I believe you have me confused with somebody else.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)03:57 No.13394813
    Oh you silly man, do you not understand touching or moving the different parts on this girl could in theroy open a gaurdian demon as it could see you as a threat?
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)03:58 No.13394816
    No, I remember clearly. A bunch of assholes dressed in out dated armor busted into my house while I was at taco bell and stole my helicopter and all my notes on stealing divine energy. They had crosses painted on their shoulders.

    That wasn't you?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)03:59 No.13394824

    With All Due Respect, no she is not. The declaration of Holy Charge by a member of the Order Hospitaler outranks all but a cardinal. You are able to command Purgatus members and Templars but Hospitalers are the specialists in healing and repentance. You may not like us but we are doing gods work as much as you.

    So, with all due respect Sir I will take her back to my Orders headquarters for a safe examination. If you have a complaint with my conduct please report it to the Order Grandmaster, he will give it due concideration.
    >> Naz'Galath (Angry Dad) 01/04/11(Tue)03:59 No.13394826
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394852
    I'd personally go in there, politely talk to them about my concern. I would be wearing a black with red tie and a black shirt. I would bear no emotions, and look as neat and trimmed as possible. I would then leave and turn around and smile before waving "Seeya next full Luna." and leaving.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394853
    Err. The odds are no. Haven't had time to get used to the local life properly yet, since our circle had to deal with the aforementioned moon nazi problem once they tried kidnapping some of us. So if that is anywhere near the bunker complex (You would know the place, its an eyesore and somehow they managed to be loud neighbors even on the moon ), then yes. otherwise no.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394855
    Sounds like low-ranking footsoldiers. Such operations are below my purview. You're looking for a priest.
    Yes. But I need to know this. She may seem a pretty little girl to you, but this could completely justify my theories. And if I enjoy my work, so much the better, huh?
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394856
    Cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394858

    Oh Damnation. It never rains but it pours. With all due respect Bishop, I think our dispute should be put on hold. We appear to have a major outbreak here.

    I will contact command and see if I can't get an archangel VTOL requisitioned.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:02 No.13394860
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    Any other therianthropes in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:03 No.13394875
    Oh, hello Naz. Didn't realize it was your girl.

    Hope you have fun getting her away from the hospitaliers.
    Or not, it could be a learning experience.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:04 No.13394880
    You're out of order. The Holy Charge has been remanded. You overstep your authority. The Holy Charge my not be placed upon one who is already ordered for Purgatus.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:04 No.13394881
    Soooo locust? any more questions? did you know there was a conjurism spell to shape your form into something else?
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:05 No.13394888
    Alright then. Just needed to know it was your organization. I'll just steal a few of your jets as payment.

    By the way, the bodies are starting to stack up. You guys need... what're they called? Balors?

    You need Balors for dissection? I'm getting bored with reanimating them.
    >> Naz'Galath (Angry Dad) 01/04/11(Tue)04:05 No.13394892




    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:06 No.13394898
    She came under MY jurisdiction when she surrendered to MY men. Which was before you.
    She counts as a dangerous, unique case, not a repentant, which is fully within my jurisdiction to keep. You may attempt to get her via the usual channels.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:06 No.13394901
    ...I've never been so happy to see somebody in my entire life. Go. Daddy. Go.

    I never should have doubted you.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:06 No.13394902
    Hey guys, you know if theres a discount at Hobby Lobby this month in the back isle sections for that "fine arcane tuned" fabric?
    >> The Horned Boar 01/04/11(Tue)04:07 No.13394909
    I'm just an amused bystander, actually. Not that I'd mind a tussle, for old time's sake, but I'd think you'd be more interested in other things at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:07 No.13394915
    I hate these echoes.
    Look, this may be difficult to understand, but you are not her father. You are a living collection of emotional energy. Her father is gone. Utterly.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:07 No.13394918

    Sir, NOT THE TIME. We'll deal with who gets to reform or torture the girl AFTER we are no longer under attack.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:07 No.13394919
    Yes, but i have worked on her species before trying to create hybrids........most the time against their will they would summon forth a void reaper........not a pretty sight it was.......just beware, do not harm her......it's their natural defense to summon these....
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:08 No.13394920
    At times like these im happy i defected.

    Hey Demon Dad, Try keeping away from the civilian areas and Local Land Marks, Or else those Church guys will gain reinforcements real fast from the SRA.

    Just get your girl and get out before you get Zerg rushed.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:08 No.13394922

    OH! Wait.

    I've got a question.

    If I align the Noaef with the Waotnx and bombard them with gamma radiation, why doesn't it cause a chain reaction with the Hiignor particle's R-field?

    I've never been able to figure that one out. Maybe it's a mental block.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:09 No.13394934
    Huh, I thought you died like a thousand years ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:10 No.13394944
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    And with those words, a new war had begun, a twist on the traditional tale of good versus evil. It unfolded in a way that neither side could hope to predict.

    But that is a tale told in another time, in another place.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:11 No.13394954
    It's not what it appears. Psychic echoes are dangerous only to the mind. You BELIEVE you are hurt, so you are. If you know they pose no actual threat, they are powerless.
    >> The Horned Boar 01/04/11(Tue)04:13 No.13394966
    Nah, just took on human guise. I was in this form during the Cuban Revolution, actually, but I don;t think people heard of it much outside of Cuba. Just one more war I didn't win.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:13 No.13394967
    Im an Inqusitior of Humanitarian Dominance and what is this retarded wannabe blashpemy!? You should all be ashamed to even call yourselves "Paranormal Hunters". Leave this stuff to the proffessionals. It was obvious the old lady was innocent, it was her mother that was the Witch, ITS ALWAYS THE MOTHER! You agents are as silly and adolescent as our intiates, and even THEY have better understanding of the paranormal world than you ruffians.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:13 No.13394974
    Boy, I was more of the chemist-biology side to further life before then I was a summonist, but i have studied much into this, firstly you shouldn't bombard with gamma, use soul energy it contains rich and pure gamma far more better then just normal gamma and do not bombard, you must weave it into it that would fix your problem......
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:15 No.13394987
    The girl is unconscious. The, uh, probing is quite... informative, let me tell you.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:16 No.13395000
    Ok. That should solve that problem.


    That would mean...

    Oh dear lord.

    That's not good at all.

    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:17 No.13395004
    I'm not the one who's under the Purgatus orders. I'm just relaying the instructions of those above us. The Purgatus will be carried out.
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:19 No.13395024
    What? No, thats wrong, even if it is a simple mistake to make. Soul energy does not function like gamma radiation which just causes random random atoms to rip apart because it is so high energy. Soul energy as you call it works under different rules, as it can weave together atoms in new ways as well as ripping others apart, usually targeting only certain bonds.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:19 No.13395026
    now! intwine solar energy! it will soften causing it to stable!
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:21 No.13395035
    Dammit. It's too late to stop it.

    I appear to have accidentally destroyed a plane of existence. And it had so many people on it too.

    Can I be arrested for killing thirty quadrillion people if they're on another plane of existence?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:21 No.13395041
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    My dad can beat up your dad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:22 No.13395047
    (Demons anon here, thanks for rolling along. Will try to continue in next SRA thread or someplace else worthwhile.)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:22 No.13395048
    Since she is already in my custody, I would be relayed orders. This has not been done. I will surrender her only upon such a time.
    Now let me probe in peace.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:23 No.13395053
    I don't have a dad. Or a mom. Or any relatives. I came from the future and cloned myself in a lab.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:23 No.13395056
    Nah. The Inevitables will kill you, though.
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:24 No.13395063
    technically yes, but you would have to be tried under that planes laws. Of course, you could just create a minor temporal by dismantling your equipment and building a kromwells generator (a type 2 one, not one of the modern type 4 ones, the type 2 had a habit of randomly generating temporal anomalies so you could go to work and run int yourself when you were about to go home last night )
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:24 No.13395066
    But used with a stable mixture to target and focus can reverse focusing the energy to impower sort of a self energizing and an overall fixer,,,,,,,,used with solar energy and it's pretty much a atomic marvell it can heal it can do anything you ask it......
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:24 No.13395068
    My mistake. I replied to the wrong post.

    Which also begs the question. Why are Clergymen of such high standing on an anonymous board in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:24 No.13395069
    (Wussy kid anon here, thanks for the fun!)
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:26 No.13395079
    argh. Create minor temporal rift. I should learn not to discuss magical macguyverings before my first cup of coffee.
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:26 No.13395080
    Oh good. Thought I was in trouble there.

    The Inevitables and I have a deal, of sorts.

    So I'm fine.


    Too bad those people had to endure thirty years of constant infinite pain before dying though.

    But hey, no my problem.

    Maybe I should start a company that makes and sells weapons!

    There's an idea!
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:28 No.13395092
    Sadly that wouldn't work. My machine makes it's results a physical constant. Like a law of physics, only it can't be broken.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:30 No.13395109
    Well, turns out it IS a living portal. These initial readings are unmistakable. After all these years, after all this trouble! I could make cardinal for this!
    Anyways, unfortunately for that Knight fellow, I'm going to have to vivisect her later, after the lobotomy.
    Next time you see me, I'll be riding the gravy train.
    Now, I'm going to... heh, purify her. Be seeing you.
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:31 No.13395125
    yes, but as with every other constant, they only exist in your current timeline. Which can be changed with the careful applying of good old maxwells mark 2, just go back in time and don't do the experiment. (of course, you are technically committing one case of suicide with this method, but since you replace yourself of the past its not a big problem )
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:31 No.13395126

    (Pssst, story ended at >>13394944, man. I said I'll continue later in the next SRA thread, if I can remember it long enough.)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:31 No.13395127
    Why not?
    I've bagged many such interesting things from this place.
    >> =][= Inquisitor Forge =][= !!F+jMe7rHwH9 01/04/11(Tue)04:32 No.13395133
    Locust guy look next time you go to underworld and talk to that guy i told you ask for my plan of an infinity he will say no but offer him a skull and he will defo give it too you it holds every recipe ive learned over the centuries..... everything from
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:33 No.13395136
    Actually it exists in every timeline. Ever.

    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:33 No.13395138
    (So YOU say. It was made clear that Purgatus involved utter obliteration. Don't be an ass.)
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:33 No.13395143
    maxwells? kromwells. Goddamnit, coffee now.

    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:35 No.13395159
    Aw, thanks!

    Maybe I'll continue your research after you die. Or whatever it is you do. Stop existing or whatever.
    >> aWotM 01/04/11(Tue)04:35 No.13395160
    every timeline you say? I would say that is impossible, but life has taught me better. Mind shipping me the blueprints? I wish to know more of the mechanism behind that.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:35 No.13395162

    (We're freeforming on 4chan, cut me some slack. I figured I'd leave it open-ended to do more with it later on both sides.

    Anyway, I'm out. Maybe I'll start a quest to follow up with it or something...)
    >> Locust Guy 01/04/11(Tue)04:38 No.13395180
    Sure, I'll send it your way.

    Future me taught me that trick. Apparently he's some kind of omnidimensional conquerer or something.

    So that's cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/11(Tue)04:55 No.13395294
    (Wussy kid again. Night! Thanks again, and if you do a quest, I'll gladly participate!)

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