I feel that there is some critical information missing from OP.

Do you have some kind of pedophile drugdealer neighbor?

Um, Lamias don't eat cats. Sharkashier wouldn't!

>>9961359

Was it a cute naga?

>>9961411
It was a giant fuckoff snake with the torso of a middle-aged lawyer, what the fuck do you think?

In before White Flame.

>>9961359
That's fucking racism, man. Naga, Lamia, whatever you want to call them, don't eat cats. One of those Anti-Mythic, humans-only organisations probably killed your cat and blamed it on her.

Maybe you should've had a cat that DIDN'T GET EATEN.

>>9961496
Well on reflection it seems so simple.

>>9961491
Pretty sure a human wouldn't shit out a neat globe of half-digested bone and put it on my fucking doorstep.

That is what you get for letting the cat go outside. They are murder on local wildlife and their numbers are not dependent on prey populations.

>>9961496

>>9961512
...but you said someone told you it happened. If you found it on your doorstep, you wouldn't need telling, would you?

Your story is bullshit. Take your prejudice and GTFO.

Around nagas,
Never relax.

>>9961544
>Bawwww, someone is accurately reporting the behavior of the rabid animals we let into the burbs, bawwww.

Go back to suckling at the teat of your precious liberal media.

That cat deserve to get eaten.

>>9961588

I was wondering when you'd show up to say that.

:3

>>9961577
Except his story doesn't make any sense. Even if it WAS true, what does it prove? That some Mythics are spiteful cunts, just like some humans are?

>>9961544
I was at work, my parter found it. Called the police, but of course they're too edgy about 'racial issues' to fucking do anything.

>>9961603
Bah. I'm going back to sleep.

This is why me and a few friends from the outer planes got together and formed the Rakshasa Defence League. Basically, if you hurt felines we come kill you and devour your soul.

>>9961618
See >>9961612

They're violent animals, nothing more.

>>9961627
To be honest, we just use it as an excuse to devour souls, so I don't really care. Rakshasa Rakshasa!

Naga are stupid. All monsters are stupid. Who release them into our world anyway?

>>9961663
The far left.

>>9961577
>Rabid animals.

There's this Arachne girl on our street. She's really sweet, spends her weekends making clothes for people since she doesn't earn a lot. Never complains though.

A bunch of you thugs jumped her a few days ago. Flipped her over and broke half her legs before we chased them off.

I don't know who the monsters are, but it certainly isn't the Mythics.

Look, I was hungry, I'll get you another cat, alright?

>>9961689
>SHE'S MAI WAIFU
go back to your porn

>>9961713
What, do Snacks&Scales offer takeout now?

For the record, I'd fuckin' eat any cat that shits in my garden.

Not that they do. The fuckers have learnt by now.

And not that cat tastes good. Too fuckin' stringy, you know? The shit I do just to teach someone a lesson.

>>9961663
Humans did. We created them from dreams and nightmares, from tales told around the hearth at night and the shapes we see in morning mist.

The Knight Kombat Klub is looking for member to defend humanity against these demon

>>9961757
Fuck no, we have this thing called 'evolution' now. It's been around for a while.

>>9961663

Didn't they teach you this in school? The LHC detonation? Blasted a hole between our world and a parallel universe. I don't understand the science, but a whole bunch of people from that universe got stranded here before the hole sealed up again.

It's not like we could just force them into camps, or kill them all. They're intellegent, sentient creatures.

Probably should have kept the cat inside, in retrospect.

but oh well, it happens.

>>9961588
you're pretty fanatical about the whole cat hatred thing

>>9961797
Fucking liberal media coverup.

I suppose the photos of the mythic assault aircraft were faked? The evidence of LHC sabotage concocted from thin air?

You make me sick.

>>9961797
>It's not like we could just force them into camps,
Or can we...

>>9961792
Yes, but we also have this thing called 'myth.' Hence, 'Mythics.'

>>9961810
Oh, go put your tinfoil hat back on. You lunatic conspiracy theorists are a joke. What, are you going to start blaming the Mythics for 9/11 next?

DRAGONS DID WTC

>>9961874
>>9961877
...

>>9961809
I SWEAR UPON THE GRAVES OF MY PETS THAT I WILL AVENGE THEM. But yeah I hate cats to the core of heart (If I even have a heart)

>>9961877
>>9961824
>>9961781

YOu know it's fucking racists like you that make me keep a gun... fucking Knights, trying to beat the shit out of my wife and daughter.

Yes she's an orc, no I don't give two shits about your HUmanity (we have small dicks) Fuck yeah, green ass is best.

>>9961877
>>9961874
Yeah. Government dragons. That were rigged in the basement to torch the supports?

There's no way they can flame that hot. I mean, fuck. You need something like a large fuckin' plane to make that sort of mess.

Trust me on the dragon thing, too. I lived with one of the fuckers for two years. The best that guy managed was lighting the damn barbecue.

>>9961890
What sort of pets are acceptable? Fish?

>>9961924
fuck you, those things are tempramental.

>>9961924
Bullshit. Those supports were blown out by fucktarded Knight of Humanity members who wanted a racial war, everyone knows that.

>>9961933
I keep all kind of pets. Never had trouble with any of them.
Dogs, Fish, Rats, Hamsters, Birds and etc. BUT I HATE CAT. Except that one kitten that stay in my basement.

Also cute fish.

>>9961907
Preach it, brother. I'm just glad these morons are still a tiny minority. Heard a few of them are trying to reorganise into something more legit and run for government, like the old BNP in Britain did. Hope none of them get in.

>>9961951
>derp herp Knights would attack their main base of financial operations
Do some fucking research, tard.

>>9961924
How old was he? I went to a high school, very expensive, very prestigious. Very racist too, but a drake was admitted because his parents agreed to pay 20 times the usual fee. I saw his dad flame once and... Jesus Christ. It melted everything.

>>9961986
I wouldn't put it past them, to be honest.

>>9961942
Hey, I still have most of my damn fur. Not being scorched every time the bastard burped is a damn blessing.

>>9961951
That's retarded. Even if they did they've lost given all the other shit that's happened.

>>9962012
People underestimate how much skill it takes to keep a flame low enough to not fuck shit up and hot enough to come out as something other than damp gas.

>>9961955
Man, I have like eight cats.

>>9961986
Blah blah, they found the bodies tard... oh wait I forgot liberal media, run by Knights members.

>>9961974
Eh they're smaller than the Libertarian party, besides aside from the few truely fucktarded mythics (like the Naga and Raks above) most mythics just want to be left alone, and some are damn fine, orcs, goblins, goo-girls... yeah I tried them all way back when, but damn if I like tusks.

You realize that the correct term is 'specist', yes?

>>9962012
I'm not a damn herpetologist or whatever, Might have been about my age, I guess? Seemed it.

Couldn't hold his drink, either. And he outweighs me by a couple of hundred pounds. I mean, shit.

Fun guy to be around, though. Hilarious when he was wasted.

>>9962046
>liberal media
>run by a militant anti-integration group
Hahaha what.

>>9962026
Are you seriously implying that the Knights of Humanity are intelligent?

>laughingorcgirls.jpg

>>9961955
I thought you were in the army, how do you have time for pets?

>>9962062
Yeah, dragons live a looooong time. To other dragons, him being your age is like... being a toddler or something.

>>9962049
Does it matter? I don't think the exact name matters to the Mythics who are suffering under it.

>>9962062
I went to Uni with a rainbow serpent, they're quite closely related to dragons apparently. Dude used to get wasted on the strangest herbal shit and spend all night telling stories about this dream he kept having. It was creepy as fuck.

>>9962077
Wat. I never said I was in the army.
>>9962039
And I will kill all of them if they get near my house.

>>9962085
You think it's just mythics, imagine the names I get called just because I rather like snusnu as my wife calls it.

>>9962046
Listen, you can call a Naga or a Rakshasa retarded, but how are they supposed to act? We're a living embodiment of human fear and sometimes even the literal concept of evil. There's a reason why devils and angels, rakshasa and liches get paid to speak at philosophy departments all over the place.

It's telling, in my opinion, that mythics who have stayed true to their 'racial character' have lost none of their powers, unlike those who seek to modernise and befriend the humans.

>>9962094
My best bro is a rainbow serpent, fuckers are fun when drunk.

ITT: BAWWWWW RACISM

>>9962096
I would probably completely lose it if someone killed one of my cats. There is just no reason to.

>>9962081
Well, I'm lucky to push fifty. Sixty if I'm really fuckin' lucky.

Vetcare's gettin' better, though. Thank fuck.

>>9962094
Oh, man. Yeah, all we had to deal with was a madly giggling lizard who sung badly off-key.

>>9962123
Just. Don't get it near any of my pets. Even the dogs. I don't trust cats anymore than I trust my doctor.

>>9962113
Yeah yeah, you realize I hate both extremes here, I hate the Mythics Uber Alles crowd as much as I hate the HUmanity fuck yeah crowd, both sides view me, the old lady and my kid as abominations, I mean I barely got by her dad who had the humans are all scum reaction, until he looked at the fact that hell I had friends all over the line from humans to mythics. Still sucks that I'm pretty much disowned by my family.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sounds like a crazy cat lady.
Without the cats

>>9962100
I totally know what you mean. I'm dating this Lich girl at the moment, and you wouldn't believe the abuse I get. Part of me thinks they're just jealous. I mean she's a professional model, and by Mythic standards pretty well off.

>>9962096
Must've misread something then nevermind.

>>9962176
Damn a lich model? how'd you pul that off? All I got was an orc lawyer (though she was only going to school when we met)

>>9962172
You can just call me crszy.

I like it how you bitch about the state of the Lamia and the Dragons and blah blah blah giant predators.

But the gnolls and the goblins and the kobolds? Noooo, they're not worth the effort.

Who the fuck do you think makes the shoes on your feet and the paper for the anti-racism pamphlets you print out? How much do you think they get paid?

>>9962207
oh I rather like those guys too, hell half my friends are kobolds, it's fucking hilarious when one plays a gnome.

>>9962195
It's gonna sound really corny, but I met her at a convention. She was doing a photoshoot for the DnD 7th edition core book - they're replacing a lot of their art with pictures of Mythics dressed up fancy - and we got talking. Turns out that she plays herself, but had trouble finding a group since Undead Mythics really get a lot of abuse. The group I run is cool with it, so I told her she could come join us, and things just rolled from there.

>>9962168
Consider how it would be if you WEREN'T disowned. You'd have to turn up for family gatherings, where everyone'd hate you.

Welcome to the future, where you CAN choose your relatives.

>>9962270
Eh it's just hard when the little one asks why we can't visit nana.

>>9962207
Nah, kobolds are pretty cool. Kinda squishy, but cool.

No end of shit when you accidentally break their foot or tail because you put a foot wrong and two hundred and fifty pounds of muscle comes down on the damn thing.

Those guys are vicious when they're pissed.

This thread is rather odd.
I love you /tg/

>>9962258
>>No I'm not racist, some of my best friends are kobolds

>>9962307
You forgot the part where I'm married to, have a kid with, and am boning an Orc.

>>9962280
Yeah, that'd be a bitch. Trying to explain bigotry to a child is teh sukk.

>>9962285
Heh. You should see them mining. They can sink a pilot shaft fast as any dwarves you'd care to name, and they have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding cave-ins.

It really worries me that the only mythic issue that gets any airtime is the racism shit. Has nobody taken an interest in the fucking cross-species diseases decimating most of Papua New Guinea? No? How about the rash of STDs - previously confined to reptiles - cropping up in hospitals all across the American west coast and the Australian east coast?

Cross-species mating is a very dangerous thing and it's a grave danger to immediately label objecting to it as 'racism'.

>>9962207
I dunno where you are, but they've got equal rights in the UK. They get the same minimum wage as anyone else - human or Mythic - over here. The British branch of the Knights is raising bloody murder about it, claiming that the UK is going to be over-run by migrating familes of Kobolds. Makes a change from the BNP screaming about Poles and Muslims, I guess.

>>9962347
You mean the diseases they're thinking might have mutated in one of the few REMOTE regions of the world, and fuck that's what dumbasses deserve for forgetting to use fucking protection... oh it's a cloaca I don't have to wrap my crap is not an excuse.

>>9962347
I keep to my own damn species, thanks.

We're rare as fuck, but goddamn I don't want to have to go to the vet and have to explain the weird rash.

>>9962356
Damn, sounds like the BKoH are just plain dumbasses who... oh wait Knights of Humanity... forgot dumbass is redundant.

Mythic-fucking is just bestiality, people who do it should be shot.

Dating a wraith. What a nightmare.

I want to see one of these threads crash into a FUCK YEAR HUMANITY thread.

It would be like antimatter nullification.

>>9962406
Get the fuck out. They're people like anyone else.

>>9962394
Seriously, if yer safe and sane you don't have to fucking worry, jesus christ the Orcs Elves and Goblins learned this when they came, didn't take but about a year.

ITT: Harry Potter without the faggotry?

>>9962406
I'd be surprised to see you say that if an Elf started hitting on you.

>>9962406
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW Humanity fuck yeah! I have a small dick! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW! The elf girl I wanted in college wouldn't have anything to do with me BAWWWWWW!

GTFO Knight faggot.

Wonder why it is that the BoK and the Flamers don't go after dragons?

Oh wait.

>>9962406
Ronery virgin detected. What, did even the Goblin and Gnoll girls reject you?

>>9962454
>>9962435
>>9962417

Sure is faggy liberal xenophile in here. Enjoy your MDD.

>>9962454
>implying they don't have standards.

nah was probably rejected by a grue girl.

I woke up next to a satyr this morning. That wouldn't be a problem, but I'm a guy.

>>9962470
Notice you didn't dispute my claims of you just being a small dicked wonder with issues about that elf girl.

>>9962479
Haha, enjoy your satyr-induced prolaps.

>>9962479
If it's a satyr it's not gay.

Besides everyone experiments with them.

>>9962495
Maybe he just ain't risin' to your kinda shitty insults, man.

And seriously? Elves ain't worth it. Never are.

>>9962470
Oh, man. I can smell the butthurt pouring off you from here. Go buy yourself a prostitute, you'll feel much better.

>>9962479
Honestly? Man. I mean, there are a few mythics I'd go bi for, but a Satyr? All that hair? Damn.

>>9962523
Hey, man. Don't knock hair.

>>9962516
>Elves ain't worth it. Never are.

I would dispute this, strongly. I married an Elf. Best decision I ever made.

What do you think isn't worth it?

>>9962523
What, you don't see the appeal in just... combing it?

>>9962516
Eh ITT he's a troll, even real KoH guys know those stories are blown way out of proportion, or have been disproven.

Much like WTC1 was perpetrated by radical kobolds.

>>9962542
Vietnam, idiot. WWI was the minotaurs.

>>9962472
Grue parties, man, grue parties. When the lights go out, everyone gets eaten.

>>9962504

There's another problem.

He wants commitment. I don't know what happened. I was talking to a sweet-ass panisca (that's she-satyr to all you mythically retarded folks out there), and then this guy hands me a drink. I wake up here and my butt hurts like a bitch. He's starting to creep me out. Help.

>>9962538
All of the elves I've known are crazy, one way or another. And insisting that I SHOULD BE FREE TO ROAM THE HILLS. Yeah, fuck that. I like cities. Okay, getting anywhere's kinda a bitch when you weigh seven hundred pounds or whatever, but you deal with that shit.

I don't wanna shit in the woods when I've got a perfectly acceptable big-ass toilet.

>>9962566
Oh Jesus Christ, that's a horrible mental image.

>>9962572
dude, go with it you obviously have a thing for satyrs, besides it might be his sister....just think on that...

>>9962583
Seven hundred pounds, wait are you a Dragon, because uh dude, polymorph self and hang out at bars in the city, not mythic only but mythic friendly, great place to meet up with elf chicks who aren't hippy-dippy.

>>9962583
Ah, yea. It helps that I live in a smallish town near a couple of big forests, so half an hour in the car and she can be more herself. We go camping a lot at weekends. Don't know what you mean about them being crazy, though, she's really chilled and laid back most of the time.

>>9962583

Beholderfag here, dating an art student in Seattle.

Shit's cash.

I'm an awakened dire tiger. Just because some druid thought it'd be funny, now I suffer incredible prejudice and cruelty at the hands of society.

>>9962622

She's cheating on you with a shrub. Trust me.

>>9962646
Would you say that you are... persecuted?

>>9962622
You know that rheotorical saying, 'do bear-druids fuck in the woods?'? It's not a metaphor.

>>9962619
Nah. I'm big, but most of those bastards outweigh me.

You know the whole shit that happened and suddenly everyone is ass-deep in lizards? Screwed with some animals heads and suddenly the lightbulb of fuckin' realisation flares into life and you've got some pretty scared zookeepers.

Yeah, that happened to my parents.

>>9962645

"I refuse to go in on principle."

>>9962675
Fuck an awakened animal, by Loki's Oaths I hate those druid fucks.

>>9962700
It's fucking hard fitting through those doors.

>>9962652
I would say that! Practically endangered!

>>9962700
Dude, just because there's an Orc (with obvious issues about his skin tone and tusks if he pays a wizard to create a glamour like that on him) sitting in front doesn't mean it's a bad place.

I'm as into nonhuman equality as the next guy, but fuck, this ain't the board for it. Take it to /new/, guys.

>>9962725
And would you also say that you... have fur, as it were?

Got my brains fucked out by a gorgon yesterday. Who would have thought they're so good at bondage?

>>9961359
This is a sign of friendship, I believe.
You just gifted her with some sort of food item, now she may like you more.

Gratz.

>>9962651

I'm not too bothered. We've both got a rather open-minded view towards these things...we had a threesome with a Dryad who's a mutual friend, once.

>>9962740
Oh fucking Balder..

>>9962740
Dude, he's a fuckin' tiger.

I don't think you'd be able to take a razor to those fuckers.

>>9962751
Dude, what the hell.

That's just fuckin' weird.

>>9962716

I bet public transport is a fucking nightmare.

>>9962773
Took a taxi once.

Had to be roped to the roof like a fucking parade balloon.

Feels bad man.

>>9962740
Oh fuck you. Just fuck you. Raaargh.

>>9962770
Seriously? No weird is ending up in a kobold, gobling, elf, orc orgy... Of course I shouldn't have drank so much that night...

>>9962751

Damn. My last mythic girlfriend (who was an orc) said that if I cheated on her, she'd castrate me and feed my balls to a goat. Well, now I have a goat eating my balls, but in a very different way.

>>9962773
And i thought the cnetaurs had it bad.
But it's a difficult issue, you can't just rebuild our entire cities. I'm all for mythic-accessible architecture in new buildings, but there's a lot of places that just can't afford that.

>>9962787

Did the winds force your lips open and flare them outwards in flapping motions as you clenched your teeth?

Do mythics dress up in garish pink rubber and fuck each other while loudly exclaiming 'HOW WAS YOUR DAY LOVE' 'GOOD THANK YOU HOW WAS YOURS' 'QUITE GOOD'?

this thread is failing now because people are inventing new history that inflicts with the others

also nameless is a huge faggot

>>9962787
You should take advantage of this.
Tie your self to a car and force the guy below to drive around during the Thanksgiving parade.

Then when everything is calm, destroy the other balloons and claim superiority over the event.

>>9962828
Fuck you.

Yes.

>>9962850
I'd fuckin' vote for that.

>>9962855

"WHGRGLGLGRGLGLRGLRGRLGLLGRLGLLGLLGLLGL"

>>9962770
What? What's so weird? Having a threesome, or having it with an Elf and a Dryad?

>>9962841
>inflicts
Conflicts.

>faggot.
You're just saying that because I won't return your calls.

Hey Gecko!

>>9962840
No my wife prefers to dress up in black leather...

>>9962815
Go with the flow goatfucker, go with it.

>>9962874
Look, it's probably just me. I mean, if elves weren't bad enough... it's like you're boning a tree, for fuck's sake.

>>9962882
Heya, Kate!

I once dated a red dragon for a week. Turns out she liked a bit of heavy petting.

It took me six weeks to learn to write with my left hand.

>>9962904
>>9962882
Seriously would you two stop with the dancing around shit and just fuck already?

>>9962938
Hey...sometimes it's funner to enjoy the chase.

Then the rewards of the hunt feel sooooooo much better.

>>9962895
You ever actually done it with a Dryad before? They're not hard and barklike. Their skin, yea, it's tougher and less pliable than human skin, but it's smooth and springy. And their insides? Her vagina was like it was lined with flower petals. Felt wonderful.

The idea of someone fucking a dryad brings to mind a woodpecker. Pokapokapokapokapoka.

>>9962959
At least get a fuckin' room, you too.

I'm gonna puke up my seal at this rate.

>>9962968
Dude.

I...

Fuck, dude, I didn't need to know that.

>>9962970
Ok not funny dude...

However Nymphs are total sluts.

>>9962968
Also, their body fluids are...well, interesting. Depends on the species of plant she's related to. Maple Dryads, their pussy fluid, it's basically like maple syrup. Cannabis Dryads, you can get high just by being around them when they sweat.

>>9963000
Seconded.

>>9963005
Oh, yeah.

Totally not sticking my dick into that.

As if I would anyway. You're all fuckin' weirdoes.

>>9963024
Open your mind, dude. There's a whole world of experiences out there. You're missing out, restricting yourselves just to humans.

Ahahahaha, humanfuckers. You can't get any on your own side of the fence so you resort to the human "if it's got genitals, fuck it" race.

I'll be over here playing chess with this rather classy green I met at the local bar'n'brawl. Cheerio.

>>9963024
>You're all a bunch of weirdos
Welcome to /tg/!
Over here we have the 40K spammers. Take a stroll with the 3e/4e edition flamewarriors and trolls. Then relax with sub-/d/-related monstergirls by the spring.

Hope you enjoy your stay.

>>9963024
What because I enjoy Green and Tusky?

and you're complaining about a cannabis dryad? Dude go and get laid.

>>9963034
Humans? Nah. My own species? Maybe.

But goddamn sometimes all you wanna do is drink maybe three bottles of whisky to get drunk but no, this goddamn horny druid wants to jump your bone, or whatever, and then some joker pulls out a fish and asks you if you want it, and it all kind of goes downhill from there.

>>9963043
Oh get over it, we're popular among mythic girls for some reason.

>>9963065
Popular in the same way that that scantily clad breeder is popular with your education nests. Being an easy lay does not make you worth talking to.

>>9963043
Screw you, man. Inter-species relationships are beautiful things.

>>9963101
Yes, ruptured colons and infected penises are truly works of art.

>>9963101
>>9963120
Yeah, this chucklefuck has a point.

Less embarrassing rashes for all, for fuck's sake.

>>9963120
Only if you're a retard about it. Sure, might need to take a few precautions, but it's well worth it.

why so scaly, /tg/?

>>9963144
Move to the back of the bus xenophile

>>9963120
reason you don't go into a cloaca unprepared and you don't take centaurs up the ass.

>>9963144
Precautions, like what?

Physically being too fuckin' big is not somethin' you can prevent by using a damn johnny.

Or are you all always down for chicks who are bigger than you?

>>9963219
>still haven't gotten over a grue girl rejecting me

>>9963229
About the same size actually, hell a Goblin was the smallest, but she was a slut... I prefer green and tusked, can't say much about others though.

>>9961577
>liberal
I'll never run out!

(need to shoop this to a Silver Flame, it applies to them too)

archive this, please?

Fuck cat's, eat pussy!

>>9963335
Couldn't help but notice your Gnomish name... GTFO.

>>9963269
Still, you never hear about any relations between kobolds and... well, anything bigger than a human workin'. Assuming the kobold's a chick.

There's a reason for that, ya know.

>>9963378
Well aside from Dragons... fucking hell, you thought us humans were "sluts"

>>9963426
Nah, now all of 'em.

Then again, that might have just been age coming into play. You can never tell with some species that can push millennia when most of us aren't even going to touch five percent of that.

>>9963459
True, I mean how exactly can you get into a relationship with one that was born after the hole? Wife says she'd be down for adding a dragon to our.... relationship.

>>9963356
Do I look like a gnome to you, smartass?

>>9963269
For the record, despite what some idiots might think, we're not all greedy or slutty.

Fucking propaganda shit.

bump

>>9963101
Elf guy here, Human women are so cash. I don't understand why you go for other species.

>>9964455
But you've demonstrated quite clearly in the past that you personally are a greedy slut.

You people are all sick. Just because its sentient, doesn't make it a valid target for your cock, cloaca or ovipositor.

Surely I should be able to walk down the street with my hatchlings and not have to go home and explain to them why they saw their teacher with his eyesstalks wrapped around a pink and fleshy elf.

Since the LHC event, morals in both worlds have just gone to hell.

For a second I thought OP was joking as in he was calling a snake a lamia/naga and it legitimately ate his cat and he was pissed. Then I thought about how something other than a boa could eat a cat, without the cat destroying it.

Then I realized this was a RP thread, I left promptly.

>>9968985

>Since the LHC event, morals in both worlds have just gone to hell.

No.

Snake fuckers. Go back to your own homeland. You don't belong here, and no amount of pathetic appeals will convince me otherwise.

>>9969040

Fuck you. Sure, you used to have orcs raping around and occasionally you'd get a strange looking elf and yes, dragons will be dragons, but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as this, just so... open.

Yes, I'll admit it anonymously, in my younger days me and some of the clutch would raid goblin settlements and maybe stick it to some little green thing, but we'd never take it home to mother.

personally, I just find it more... comfortable to deal with the the more human-like species if just for the sake of simplicity and direct physical compatibility. I know a few guys who have gone out with more... esoteric Mythics, but I'd just rather not.

Basic two arms, two legs, one head. After that specific details are (metaphorically) negotiable.

/tg/, what's a good way to get an ooze out of you? I was dating this blue ooze chick, but she found out I was cheating on her. I think she's in my brain because my ears are leaking blue slime. I want her out of there before this develops into anythgdsdgffuhgfdkjohfdfhjkgfdkkjlgbgdzwdghhgfdgh

>>9970200
Always cracks me up.