The map again, with placements for the brawl start.

MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAT!

We have to find a reason to dress that guy in black and have him shout, "I AM DA DWEAD PIWATE WOBBATS! DERE WILL BE NO SUBIBAS!!!"

Everyone cool with this?
>Okay, so Shorty "pushes" us, we act drunk and pick a fight, start swinging on all comers. Cohen by the stairs, Aegon by the door. Knives concealed in case of shenanigans. Let's rock.

Or do we need to take votes for being thrown vs Not being thrown?

>>9873529

Aye. Agreed.seconded, whatever.

>>9873529
i like it

>>9873529
Get launched. Start kicking on the way down. But I've already said my piece in the last thread.
Let's swash some buckles, bitches!

>>9873529
Scruffy.rtf

>>9873529
A push is ok, but no throwing.
+ we target those who we must prevent from interfering

>>9873529
try to knock out the 2 goons if we can but otherwise it's all good

>>9873551
>>9873558
Ok, D10+4 for you D10+8 for shorty. Say who you're rolling for. No rings on, this was supposed ot be inconspicious. They're with your swords in the safe house, safely hidden.

>>9873575
>>9873597
Ok then.

rolled 5 + 8 = 13

>>9873604
rollan for shorty

rolled 3 + 4 = 7

>>9873604
lord /tg/

And, crap. Not total crap, but still crap nonetheless.

>>9873627
>>9873639

Hrmm. We might just get our ass kicked. Shorty I'm not so worried about.

>>9873666
>>9873668

Shorty will make everything alright

>>9873694
>>9873668

Even Shorty didn't do brilliantly though. He might be able to hold his own. Bearing in mind he only rolled a 5. We're likely to be the guy that gets KO'd by the collapsible chair.

>>9873627
>>9873639
As James exits, the goon gets up to follow him. Nodding at shorty, you yell something obscene, and he shoves you back into the rising goon. with you flailing wildly - hitting two patrons as well as the goon. You don't manage to do anything but piss off the goon, who is now looking down on you, and is taller then you expected. . .

Roll again, same numbers.

rolled 3 + 4 = 7

green

>>9873771

>>9873771

Mummy...

>>9873771
>>9873639
the odds, what are they?

>>9873771
some one else roll Shorty, I'm afraid to

rolled 4 + 8 = 12

SHORTYYYYYYYYY

>>9873771
This time you get a meaty fist in your face, and don't duck quickly enough to do much about it. You're dazed, and as such only roll a d8+4 next turn.

rolled 4 + 8 = 12

>>9873787
never tell me the odds

also, shorty

>>9873771

This is it, after this we need a serious training montage.
:/

rolled 4 + 4 = 8

KICK HIM IN BETWEEN LEGS

>>9873805
>>9873810
Holy crap.

>>9873805
>>9873810
THE DICE ARE CURSED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>9873805
Shorty punches a bystander, knocking him off his feet, and slowly moves towards the main fray. No-one is quite ready to engage him yet though, and people make some space.

>>9873820
...yeah

Have our people quickly take their places

>>9873822

OH GOD WHO IS ROLLING THESE?!!!

Hadn't asked for next round yet, sorry should have been clearer.

Next round please.

d8+4 for you, d10+8 for shorty.

You there, the rollers? STOP. Let someone else have a go. Your dice hands are cursed.

rolled 8 + 4 = 12

>>9873852

Lord.

>>9873852
I've seen people explain it before but I can't remember... what do I put in the email field?

>>9873862
WO-WO!

>>9873862

Better

rolled 10 + 8 = 18

>>9873852

Shottay!!
/Tpain

>>9873862
HELL YeAH!

>>9873852

Oh thank you

>>9873862

OH THANK YOU!!!

>>9873862
>>9873876


See that? That, lads, is how it's done.

>>9873864
dice (x)d(y)+z

>>9873876

rolled 1 + 8 = 9

>>9873876
oh snap

I feel terrible for whoever is in Shorty's way.

dice 1d8+4

Just a test

>>9873915

Email field, bro.

>>9873915

Put it in the email field, not the comment section

>>9873915
in the e-mail field

rolled 7 + 4 = 11

this time

>>9873862
>>9873876

We hurfed and dufed but we don't derp anymore

>>9873862
Despite being dazed, you cover your face in propper boxing style, and stop throwing haymakers. A few short Jabs and an uppercut leaves your opponent dazed and confused.

>>9873876
Shorty Decides he perers the more direct approach throwing his opponent over the bar, who disapears with a crack and then flipping the table hurling it the opposite direction.

A few more thugs appear, one moving as to follow James, and security decides its time to get involved.

>>9873967
I am never rolling. Ever.

>>9873980
Just wait for alchemy.

>>9873978
Throw a pitcher or something at the one who goes after J.

>>9873978

Put the thug down fast and start trying to back out of the ruckus.

The one following James... Cohen's got him, correct?

rolled 3 + 4 = 7

>>9873978

Yell at Cohen to get the guy going for James.

>>9873999
Throw a COHEN at the thug, you mean. He's right there, and I'm sure he's more than bored just looking on.

Roll for next round. You're back to D10+4s, and Shorty's on a d10+9.

>>9874018
He knows his job. No need to blow our cover.

>>9874018

And disregard this diceroll

>>9874018
don't bother yelling, cohen knows his job and yelling would alert the thug

rolled 10 + 9 = 19

Shortay. Might as well roll ONCE, if never again.

Wouldn't it be great if we cleared our email fields before posting to avoid confusion?

rolled 2 + 9 = 11

>>9874028
andre the giant

i mean shorty

>>9874028
Oh, and Cohen rolls D5s.

rolled 9 + 9 = 18

Shorty

>>9874041
Now THAT is the roll of a primarch!

>>9874041
You get to keep rolling, good sir.

rolled 3 + 4 = 7

Lordly goodness

>>9874043
rather glad i was late there

was good for combat before, now it looks like i'm switching to the alchemy team

rolled 7 + 4 = 11

>>9874028

Lord

>>9874041
MOTHER OF GOD.

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FISTS KING OF BRAWLERS?

rolled 3 = 3

>>9874045

Cohen

rolled 5 + 9 = 14

>>9874069
There are never enough fists for me.

rolled 10 + 4 = 14

>>9874065

Oh fuck me

rolled 8 + 4 = 12

lord, get yer shit together

>>9874065
What is it with you and sevens?

>>9874076
Though I'm glad that wasn't a combat roll.

>>9874074
honestly, with a d5, cohen didn't do too bad.

>>9874077

Oh now I roll a crit by accident

Sweet Christ, this is quickly becoming a clusterfuck.

>>9874041
Shorty this time decides that the best way to handle these thugs is with another thug. Picking one up, he swings him, first at the new thug nearby and then through most of the furtniture handy and the closest member of security.

>>9874045
Fuck! D10 + 5s

I think not enough patrons are fighting.

"Accidently" hit some in the face

>>9874082
different guy this time i was the first 7

>>9874077
>>9874065

QL, as the guy who rolled both of these I humbly request that you throw away the lesser of my rolls.

rolled 10 + 5 = 15

>>9874118

rolled 9 + 5 = 14

>>9874118
cohen

>>9874065
You manage to duck under his swings this time, he's slower then he was. He glances you with a few body shots, but he's untrained, and not used to skilled boxing.

>>9874132
Fistbump. NOW.

>>9874135
>fuck yer
Cohen goes all BARBARIC on their ass!

>>9874132
Clearly the Cowboy Bebop fist fightan music was a good sign.

rolled 6 + 5 = 11

>>9874118
cohen

>>9874131
Sorry bro. First rolls only.

>>9874140

*fistbump*

>>9874148

Ok I'll just sit this one out

>>9874132
>>9874135

Good. Looks like Cohen has his shit straight.

>>9874138

Put this fucker down. Dirty tricks if necessary. Knee to the groin, solid shot to the ear. Ring him like a bell.

>>9874130

Yeah that was me

>>9874132
As the thug aproaches, Cohen doesn't even move. And then in one fluid movement, decks him, knocking him out cold with a sly Kinghit.

>>9874185
Fuck yeah

>>9874145
Lets have some more. This one is a tribute to Shorty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGvYJffLQfc&feature=related

New round.

D10+10 for shorty, D10+6 for Cohen (if he gets involved. Should he stay where he is, or get into the fight?) D10+4 for you.

rolled 10 + 4 = 14

green

rolled 7 + 10 = 17

>>9874213
shorty

rolled 7 + 10 = 17

Tempting fate? Yes.

I'm gonna give it ev'rything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shoot a ten with ev'ry shot,
Viva Shortay! Viva Shortay!

>>9874222
aaaaaaaaaaaand back in the filter you go

>>9874215

Yeah now it's his Lordship's time to shine

rolled 9 + 6 = 15

cohen

>>9874213

I'm happy with the rolls, and Cohen stays right where he is unless someone else starts making for those stairs.

>>9874213
Cohen should stay where he is.

>>9874246
this

>>9874228
>>9874220
WTF! I think Shorty just punched somebody's head off.
>>9874215
YEEEAH!

>>9874249

Second

>>9874215

Have agents secure the door and stairs just in case

>>9874215
You feint, reeling back from a hit that didn't connect properly. Grabbing a chair leg from the ground, you bound back to your feet, and break it across this thug's face, and he goes down. Hard.

>>9874220
Shorty, still holding the thug's unconcious and thoroughly damaged body, decides it's time to drop it. Or more accurately throw it the the security, before swinging at security. The security however knows what he is doing, and ducks the blow, only taking a glancing hit to the head. Unluckily shorty followed through, running the poor brute into the ground.

Shorty's back to d10+8s, you're on d10+5, same as cohen. Next round.

On a side note I like this combat system much better than the one used last time.

>>9874310

rolled 10 + 8 = 18

If no one else is going to... Shorty needs to get up and find someone to challenge him.

>>9874288
Agents are keeping their cover. They were only suposed to jump in if things got nasty.

rolled 4 + 5 = 9

green

>>9874371

I love you; Anonymous Diceroller

>>9874310

Both goons down. It's time to start making with the niceties. Full defense an option?

>>9874371
SHORTY IS MOTHERFUCKING KRATOS.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok?
3, 2, 1:
Let's jam

>>9874396
Nah, Kratos needs fancy chains and swords and crap. Shorty just needs people to fling.

rolled 5 + 5 = 10

>>9874380
and back to sucking we go, but at least not as hard
Grab an other chair leg to use as an improvised weapon.

rolled 7 + 5 = 12

>>9874310
cohen

>>9874380
>>9874412

Guys, we've done our job. Niether of the goons is going to intrude upstairs (by virtue of being unconscious), and there's a proper ruckus. No need to make things worse.

I dunno if we're stopping Shorty short of ordering him to stop, though, and that'd be... awkward. Maybe if we "apologize" to him?

>>9874421
Cohen is not in the fight.

>>9874440
New goons have appeared, there are possibly more until Harry or James gives the all clear we keep up with the distracting.

>>9874468

I see not these new goons on the diagram. Looks like all we're fin to fight is security. Although if we're waiting on an all clear... Chair leg time. BANZAIII!!!

>>9874479
If security finds James upstairs "interrogating" the thug it could be just as problematic.

>>9874371
Man, that guy is a fucking monster today.

Shorty grabs the security, and rushes through the bar, using their bodies as shields. Yes. Through. The bar splinters under his assault, and the security members are both unable to do more then bleed violently. Everywhere.

>>9874380
You jump back, faced by two fresh security thugs. You swing your half of a chair leg at one, buthe crabs, it and forces you to let go, with a vicious kick. You take the kick on your side, but you're wearing down.

Suddenly a small troupe of guards appear, decked in sheff's finery. Brandishing shortswords and shields, they move into the room, demanding that everyone involved in the brawl step forwards and be arrested peacefully. "We'll need all the unconcious participants too, anyone hired by the bar can stay, if they can stand."

You and the two security guards are at a stand off, watching eachother, waiting for someone to move. What do?

Shorty raises his hands above his head, each still with a security guard in them.

>>9874532
our extraction team is here, go with

>>9874550
Second?

>>9874532
Collection crew's arrived. Surrender.

>>9874532

Keep fighting, I reckon. We can always get Sheff to bust us out later if necessary.

rolled 9 + 10 = 19

>>9874532
chill in the room for a bit the goons are down, and nobody knows james is upstairs doing his thing, kick up a ruckus if they take you too far or try to go upstairs

>>9874532
Is there any way we can signal to Cohen or someone to slip upstairs and let 'Arry and James know that time's running out?

>>9874532

Hmm. We should have someone see to those security men.

Time to step forward and be arrested peacefully. Oh, and blame the guy on the floor.

>>9874570

Yeah, Cohen repositioning at the top of the stairs might be a good idea.

>>9874570
I imagine he is observing everything from the stairs.

>>9874561
>>9874550
All done. One out of sight of the building, the guards untie you and shorty, noting "I'm not sure those ropes would have held him, if he did want to escape."

You hop on the back of their cart, with the unconscious thugs, and ride back to the castle, smiling with blood soaked teeth.

End Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8&NR=1

Fun time's over.

Get arrested. Have all of the "red" thugs also arrested

>>9874607

Someone will be retrieving our stuff from the safe house, yes?

>>9874603
>>9874586
Bingo. Cohen and Aegon are still there. I'm sure they'll enjoy a pint after all their hard work, before heading home.

>>9874632
Yes. In fact one of the guards has already gathered it up, and hands you the bag you left it all in.

Retrieve arms from safe.

House.

>>9874607
>back to the castle, smiling with blood soaked teeth.

Oh God, I just can imagine that. Especially funny when I can't imagine Green anything else than Lord Black Adder in his usual attire.

>>9874640
>Aegon
>Doing hard work

We must tell Doobs that his squire has done us proud.

>>9874607

See You, Lord Cowboy

Back at the castle you meet with Harry, who reports on a job well done, and James, who is already back in his formal attire. "We have all the thugs back with us, and although I'm sure a few of them saw that mess, Danny G's dead body ought to answer enough questions. And raise a lot more, but none we need worry about. If this is an out of town gang, there'll be a turf war soon, and if not, whoever is behind it won't have a clue."

Alright, now skip to the castle.

See what James has dug up

Who's Danny G ?

>>9874807
The informant, I'm gathering.

>>9874745
I was going to say that.

Anyways, can people make sure that this and the last one both are archived. I'm off to bed, 2:30 am and uni tomorrow.

Night all.

>>9874815
Bingo.

>>9874855
night ql

>>9874855

Than you. When are you doing another one?

Later QL. Looking forward to the next one!

>>9874855

G'night and thanks again.

>>9874855

And sorry for stealing your line.

>>9874944
>>9874945
>>9874949

Wow, QL, you're pretty popular with girls