Appearing as a normal, mentholated throat lozenge, the Mystical Throat Lozenge Of The Alps is found
hiding amongst numerous others mundane lozenges in a package of Ricola. Once inserted into the
mouth, the Mystical Throat Lozenge Of The Alps is a royal pain in the ass to get rid of. It cannot be spat
out, swallowed, or removed by physical means, insisting on providing an eternal soothing, vaporous
sensation. The only way to actually rid oneself of the Mystical Throat Lozenge is to travel to the Swiss
Alps and spit it out there. The lozenge will then roll in the direction of the nearest Ricola factory where it
will sneak into another pack of lozenges and continue its cycle.