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    65 KB Lego Quest: The Final Episode      Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)18:50 No.9493313  
    You are Spaceman of Futuron, adventurer without peer, and scourge of the Empire.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:51 No.9493335
    remove head
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)18:51 No.9493339
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    Having fought your way across hostile worlds for treasure and honor, you now fight your way through the halls of High Lord Spruesworth's very palace!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:52 No.9493345
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:52 No.9493352
    PIZZA: CHECK
    ICE CREAM: CHECK
    CHOCOLATE MILK: CHECK

    READY FOR ADVENTURE
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:52 No.9493367
    FUCK YEAH I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT IM IN.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)18:53 No.9493372
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    Both Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom lay bested along your trail, though your faithful robot was flung from the highest tower and lost...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:53 No.9493373
    LETS DO THIS THING?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:53 No.9493388
    Thank god this shit is finally going to be over.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)18:53 No.9493390
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    Brave and loyal Endman allowed you to escape by blocking the path of an entire platoon, leaving you and Clarke to face whatever lies ahead!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:54 No.9493392
    First, let us pray to the dice gods. For we know they can be gracious, but also vengeful. For Adventure, amen
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:54 No.9493393
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    >>9493335
    REMOVE HEAD REPLACE WITH ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAWS

    OR "YEEAAAH" HEAD

    PIC RELATED
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)18:56 No.9493441
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    The Imperial soldiers are seemingly never-ending, but you continue to press your way to Spruesworth's throne room!

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:57 No.9493471
    shitty railroading quest
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)18:58 No.9493494
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9493441
    For Adventure!
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 04/28/10(Wed)19:01 No.9493565
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9493441
    Go in there with a blaze of glory, shouting a battlecry with whatever weapons are at hand.

    "VENGEANCE AND SPACE FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:01 No.9493569
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    >>9493494
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:02 No.9493597
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9493569
    AW SHIT

    IS THAT BENNIE WITH OUR CHAINSAW?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:03 No.9493624
    Ask Clarke if she would mind "giving us a hand" tonight. And then wave our stump around.

    Oh yeah, then let's go kill the BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:03 No.9493626
    >>9493494
    >>9493565
    >>9493597
    are you physically rolling a dice and posting results?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:04 No.9493645
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    That's... not Bennie.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:04 No.9493663
    >>9493626

    No, they're typing dice 1d12 in the email field
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:04 No.9493664
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9493569
    Turn around. Veeerrrrryy ssslllooooowwwwlllyyyyy.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:05 No.9493675
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9493645
    Shoot him in his awesome circuit.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:05 No.9493677
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9493645
    First, lets try radioing Bennie. A mech battle would be cool as fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:05 No.9493686
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9493645
    'SUP ROBOT DUDE.

    WANNA JOIN ME FOR FUTURON?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:10 No.9493790
    >>9493663
    shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:11 No.9493814
    >>9493645
    FALON --- PAAAAAAAWNCH
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:11 No.9493829
    rolled 4 = 4

    once more.
    FALON -- PAAAAAAAWNCH
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:14 No.9493902
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    >>9493677

    You call Bennie with your helmet radio- he is (slowly) making his way back up to you!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:16 No.9493927
    >>9493902
    FUCK

    YES
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:16 No.9493933
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    >>9493664

    As soon as you radio Bennie, the gigantic robot in front of you darts downward, leering at you! Your skin crawls with electricity!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:17 No.9493956
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9493933
    DIPLOMACY CHECK
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:19 No.9493980
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9493933
    boot fuck him.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:19 No.9493991
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9493933
    tuck into a somersault past his legs
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:20 No.9494010
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9493933
    Ask him what he wants
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:22 No.9494048
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    >>9493956

    Your sudden movement triggers an alarm, and the hulking machine rears up with an electric squalk that can only mean violence!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:22 No.9494053
    >>9493980
    fuck year
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:23 No.9494065
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9494048
    Engineering check for reprogramming it
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:24 No.9494076
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9494048
    sacrifice Clarke

    save galaxy
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:26 No.9494111
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9494048
    Rip the liquid-nitrogen tube out of the grey block and douse the robot in it
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:26 No.9494119
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    >>9493980

    Thinking quickly, you lunge yourself at it, boot-first!

    With a solid THUNK, you slam against the robot's midpoint caution sign!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:26 No.9494123
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9494065
    That doesn't seem like an especially viable option at the moment.

    I say we try to find some cover to hide behind while waiting for Bennie
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:26 No.9494129
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9494048
    Kick it in the servos.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:27 No.9494141
    >>9494123
    If I rolled a 12 you wouldn't say that :P
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:27 No.9494157
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    The robot crashes backward!

    You suddenly find yourself on top of things, as you often do in these situations!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:27 No.9494161
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9494119
    Rolling for effect
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:28 No.9494164
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9494119
    chance to knock over and bust it? :D
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:28 No.9494173
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9494157
    Smack it with his own chainsaw arm and say "Quit hitting yourself!"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:29 No.9494187
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9494157
    Unscrew his chainsaw.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:29 No.9494188
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9494157
    Affix our jetpack on its chest, then jump off.

    Then we'll make a roll to shoot it, if this role is favorable
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:29 No.9494193
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9494157
    check to see if the thing is still functional
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:35 No.9494341
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    >>9494173

    As you grab for the chainsaw arm, another gripping appendage seizes your wrist!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:36 No.9494352
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    >>9494341
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:36 No.9494366
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9494341
    Isn't that our robot arm?

    Extendo-hand, anyone?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:37 No.9494385
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9494352
    Strength Test

    Rip the robot's entire arm off
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:38 No.9494398
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    >>9494188

    Speaking of jet-packs...

    While you spar with the robot, Clarke is beset by a squad of Imperial soldiers!

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, and whatever Clarke does!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:38 No.9494403
    >>9494385
    STRENGTH OF FUTURON!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:39 No.9494414
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9494398
    BARREL ROLL!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:39 No.9494423
    >>9494414
    Oh good lord

    Bracing for spectacular fail
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:42 No.9494488
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    >>9494366
    >>9494385
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:42 No.9494498
    rolled 10, 6 = 16

    >>9494398
    Since we're speaking of jetpacks...

    Rolling for us to fly own own jetpacks up to rafters in the ceiling, to hold out for Bennie's arrival

    Maybe take a piece off of the mech to use as a sheild, if the roll is good enough
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:43 No.9494516
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    With a mighty Futuron roar, you wrench your cybernetic hand upward, tearing the robot's entire arm free!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:44 No.9494537
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9494516
    Coup-de-grace
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:44 No.9494539
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9494516
    Is... is there a man in there?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:45 No.9494553
    >>9494539
    WAY TO WASTE A CRIT ROLL YOU CHUCKLEFUCK!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:45 No.9494562
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9494539
    Free him from his robotic enslavement.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:45 No.9494571
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    >>9494414

    *oof*

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:46 No.9494587
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9494571
    Free the dude!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:46 No.9494589
    >>9494571
    Cut that robot in half, assuming the saw is operational.

    We can use the scraps later to UPGRADE BENNIE'S MECH
    >> Rookie 04/28/10(Wed)19:47 No.9494594
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9494516
    Get him in the kneecaps!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:47 No.9494601
    >>9494571
    That was for clarke...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:47 No.9494605
    >>9494562
    >>9494539

    That's not a man, it's just a Benson-model android shell. You can tell from the big gaudy B logo.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:47 No.9494608
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9494589
    FORGOT MY ROLL
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:49 No.9494636
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9494571
    Futuron punch straight up with the OTC

    It worked before...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:49 No.9494645
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9494605
    Well get the android free. Clearly the exoskeleton has overloaded his circuits and driven him insane.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:52 No.9494706
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    >>9494587
    >>9494594
    >>9494608

    You can't get any leverage with your remaining hand to use the chainsaw arm!

    Clarke cries out your name!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:53 No.9494717
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    >>9493471
    >>9493388
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:53 No.9494730
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9494706
    Clarke's cries fuel our resolve.

    Push the robot off of us and jump to her aid with our extended-range OTC
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:54 No.9494742
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    >>9494717
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:55 No.9494768
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9494706
    Tell Bennie to move his robotic ass
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)19:58 No.9494821
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    >>9494730

    "Spacemaaaaa-"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:59 No.9494840
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9494821
    Oh fuck plot twist

    SUMMON FUTURON RAGE!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)19:59 No.9494845
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9494821
    Motherfucker.

    Radio Bennie immediately to get him to position himself along their escape route, and rescue Clarke!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:01 No.9494869
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9494821
    Launch the chainsaw blade at their heads.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:02 No.9494891
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    >>9494845

    "Bennie?"

    "Bennie?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:03 No.9494922
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9494891
    BENNIE THIS IS NO TIME FOR BREAKDANCING!

    GET KILLING!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:04 No.9494942
    >>9494922
    BEST FUCKING THREAD EVER
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:05 No.9494951
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    >>9494922
    >12
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:05 No.9494955
    >>9494922
    >Natural 12 on "GET KILLING" order

    HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:05 No.9494958
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    >>9494840

    With superhuman strength you force your arm free and cleave the gigantic robot in half!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:07 No.9494984
    Newfag here. Any other threads like this exist? This is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:07 No.9494992
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    >>9494922
    >natural 12
    >Kill
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:08 No.9495003
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    >>9494922
    >>9494922
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:08 No.9495012
    >>9494922
    THIS ONE BETTER BE A .gif OP
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:08 No.9495015
    >>9494984

    Google "sup tg lego quest"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:08 No.9495018
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9494958
    Now lets GET KILLING the rest of those guards while Bennie does his killing!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:09 No.9495033
    >>9495012

    We need a capoeira style multilimb dance-kill montage here :D
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:10 No.9495042
    >>9495015
    Ah thanks bro. I also meant kind of like a D&D on an image board, but that's probably very improbable.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:12 No.9495087
    >Haters gonna hate

    Normal /tg/ers gonna hate
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:12 No.9495089
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    "Yeah, we finally got it shut down. Took about ninety men, though..."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:13 No.9495117
    >>9495089
    BRACE FOR IT
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:14 No.9495123
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    "I don't know, some kind of a hack job. Former Space Police model from the looks of it."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:14 No.9495129
    >>9495087
    >implying /tg/ers are normal.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:14 No.9495140
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    "The lab boys should have fun taking this one apart."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:16 No.9495173
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    "Nice hat, though."

    "Hey, did you hea-"
    >> alex !cpF3zaKa.w 04/28/10(Wed)20:16 No.9495182
    >>9495140
    >BRACE FOR IT
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:16 No.9495185
    OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:22 No.9495293
    dat cliffhanger
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:23 No.9495308
    >>9495293
    Probably takes a while to set up all the pieces for a critical KILLIN PEOPLE check.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:30 No.9495438
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    "-urk-"
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:31 No.9495455
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:31 No.9495468
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:32 No.9495478
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:32 No.9495489
    >>9495478
    OH FUCK YES RAMPAGE GO!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:34 No.9495524
    >>9495438
    >>9495455
    omg i lol'd so fucking hard. i love this so much.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:35 No.9495557
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    Meanwhile...

    With only one hand, you can carry either your burner or the OTC arm, but not both.

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:36 No.9495573
    (I *could not* get the gore right no matter what I did. Finally I just said "fuck it" and posted something :P )
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:38 No.9495606
    >>9495573
    no worries, it definitely did the job.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:38 No.9495608
    >>9495557
    For now, the OTC.

    We'll be doing some guerrila stuff its well suited to
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:39 No.9495644
    >>9495557
    Burner. As cool as the OTC robot arm is, the range is too useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:40 No.9495662
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9495557
    Remove the OTC and put it in the burner.

    !st shot will be WIN!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:43 No.9495714
    >>9495662
    YOU MADMAN.

    I like your style.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:43 No.9495715
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9495557
    attatch them together.
    mechanics roll
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:46 No.9495793
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    Your burner has served you well for years... it's the only thing that got you through the uncharted world you crashed on weeks ago.

    You hate to part with such a trustworthy piece...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:48 No.9495827
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    >>9495715

    It's not pretty, but it works!

    Bennie's reactivation has drawn the soldiers away from you!

    Will you go after Clarke, or seek out Spruesworth to carve out a piece of justice?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:48 No.9495844
    >>9495793
    So don't

    do this: >>9495715
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:49 No.9495860
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9495827

    We can't do anything without Clarke.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:49 No.9495867
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9495827
    1st things first, se if we can make a robo-hand from the robot parts

    rolling for engineering
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:51 No.9495908
    >>9495867
    I think I just made Jack from Tekken
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:52 No.9495922
    >>9495867
    With a 12, we'd better be getting a fuckawesome robot claw.

    Also: Lets go after Clarke. We NEED her
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:53 No.9495948
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    >>9495867

    You're getting pretty good at this!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:54 No.9495963
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9495827
    GET THE GIRL.

    I'M SPACEMAN OF FUCKMOTHERING FUTURON AND THATS HOW I ROLL.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)20:56 No.9496011
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9495948
    Time to save my woman

    I am predicting a 1 since this is a roll about clarke
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)20:59 No.9496075
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    With two hands again, you can break the OTC down into a more manageable configuration.

    Now, there's just one thing left to do...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:00 No.9496090
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:00 No.9496103
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:00 No.9496108
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9496064
    >>9496075
    THE CURSE IS BROKEN

    FIND HER, MAKE SWEET, SWEET FUTURON SEX AND DEFEAT THE BAD GUY

    AT THE SAME TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:00 No.9496109
    >>9496103
    queue death metal
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:00 No.9496110
    >>9496075
    >>9496090

    YEAAAH!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:01 No.9496122
    >>9496109
    *cue even
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:01 No.9496126
    >>9496103

    HELL YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:02 No.9496133
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9496108
    >4
    Not making love on that, broseph. We'll leave romance rolls once we RESCUE HER!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:02 No.9496143
    >>9496103
    Lego Quest

    Serious Business
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:03 No.9496152
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:04 No.9496186
    >>9496152
    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:06 No.9496219
    rolled 8 = 8

    Well I'm going to go have a shower now, eager to find out what happends next

    Rolling for cleanliness
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:07 No.9496225
    >>9494742
    best fucking hatewalk ever.

    Lego Quest is an exemplar of all that is good and right in /tg/
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:09 No.9496281
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    Having routed all the soldiers in your path, you find yourself in an empty hallway...

    Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:10 No.9496309
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9496281
    Futuron!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:11 No.9496312
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9496281
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:16 No.9496389
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    >>9496309
    >>9496312

    Suddenly Bennie crashes through the skylight!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:17 No.9496406
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9496389
    OTC brofist
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:22 No.9496509
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    The two of you form an unstoppable team!

    Roll a d12 for yourself and one for Bennie!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:23 No.9496520
    rolled 4, 11 = 15

    >>9496509
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:23 No.9496533
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9496509
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:23 No.9496536
    rolled 5, 5 = 10

    >>9496509
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:24 No.9496544
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9496533
    Hurr, durr, I need two rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:26 No.9496589
    >>9495042
    >>9495042
    >>9495042
    wondering this as well
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:30 No.9496656
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    >>9496520

    Fighting from atop your robot is trickier than it looks-
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:31 No.9496672
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9496656
    Recover in midair.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:31 No.9496676
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9496656
    No worries, looks like Bennie has us covered

    Spare one guard to interrogate about Clarke's location
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:31 No.9496684
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    rolled 12, 7, 4 = 23

    >>9496520
    >>9496533

    ...but Bennie picks up the slack and beheads another Imperial soldier!

    Roll a d12 for yourself and one for Bennie!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:32 No.9496697
    rolled 1, 9 = 10

    >>9496684
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:32 No.9496707
    rolled 1, 8 = 9

    >>9496684
    FOR ADVENTURE
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:37 No.9496806
    >>9496707
    >>9496697
    >>9496672

    We were doing so well too...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:38 No.9496827
    >>9496806
    Worry not, the dice gods are merely keeping us in suspense.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:38 No.9496836
    >>9496827
    They like to fuck with us, I see
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:38 No.9496837
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    rolled 12, 7, 11 = 30

    You charge one of the soldiers and knock his burner aside...
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:40 No.9496859
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    ...one of them snaps off a charge directly at Bennie's head!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:40 No.9496877
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9496859
    SHOOT THAT SOLDIER
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:41 No.9496882
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    Bennie's head goes flying through the air!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:41 No.9496891
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9496859
    Eat the laser

    Crap Thunder
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:42 No.9496907
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9496882
    Dive for it!

    FOR THE SPIRIT OF REBOUNDS!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:43 No.9496932
    rolled 11, 9 = 20

    >>9496882
    Rolling to finish off the guards.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:43 No.9496939
    dice 1d12

    fly through the air grab the head, smash into place and repair bennie with a flick of the wrist
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:44 No.9496947
    >>9496932
    Whoops, forgot to change back to 1d12
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:45 No.9496989
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    rolled 12, 4 = 16

    >>9496877

    In the heat of battle, you forget this was the soldier you were going to interrogate and snap a burner charge directly through his skull!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:46 No.9497021
    >>9496989
    FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:50 No.9497100
    >>9496989
    D'oh!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:51 No.9497104
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    rolled 6, 11 = 17

    The soldiers press you back into a corner! Your OTC is knocked across the room!

    Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Spaceman...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:52 No.9497125
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    >>9497104
    Still some alive

    Kill one, toss Bennie's body at the other
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:52 No.9497138
    >>9497125
    Oh god I read that as that song in my head
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:55 No.9497191
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    >>9497125
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)21:56 No.9497205
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:57 No.9497224
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9497191
    Reverse polarity
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:58 No.9497238
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9497191
    REFLEX ROLL!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:58 No.9497240
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9497205
    >Goodnight image

    NO

    NO
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:58 No.9497245
    >>9497138
    Help I'm alive?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:58 No.9497246
    >>9497205
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Get better batteries!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)21:59 No.9497277
    Oh bloody hell I missed it.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:02 No.9497315
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9497205
    FUCK NO.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:04 No.9497348
    rolled 1 = 1

    Is it time to challenge death himself to a game of DnD in order to live again?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:04 No.9497355
    >>9497348
    I did that once.... and won
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)22:05 No.9497363
    You said this was the end, Lego Quest! I expected a good end, not getting shot in the face!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:06 No.9497382
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    "Back with us, Spaceman?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:07 No.9497387
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9497348
    A critical one on a being dead check?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:07 No.9497399
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    "You never did know when to quit."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:08 No.9497412
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    >>9497399
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:09 No.9497427
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    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9497399
    THERE IS NO REACTION IMAGE GREAT ENOUGH

    10/10 OP
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:10 No.9497435
    >>9497399
    Aw shit
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:11 No.9497452
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9497399
    Head butt
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:11 No.9497454
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9497399
    BLAM!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:11 No.9497455
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9497399
    AND I SURE AINT NOW. KICK TO FACE!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:12 No.9497465
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9497399
    CHOKE A BITCH.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:13 No.9497477
    >>9497455
    Best fucking response
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:13 No.9497479
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    "Your little rebellion is over. The people have already forgotten about that stunt in the newsroom. I assure you, the people of this sector are quite happy under me.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:14 No.9497490
    When do we become a berserker packin' man and a half?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:14 No.9497494
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    "Leave us."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:15 No.9497506
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9497479
    Ask what has happened to our companions. We need to know the situation!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:16 No.9497515
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9497494
    Where is Clarke?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:16 No.9497521
    rolled 1 = 1

    We are trapped or something. That means we must use our animal empathy skills to summon help.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:16 No.9497526
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    "Clarke?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:17 No.9497535
    >>9497521
    Our incredible underwater telepathy apparently doesn't work when we're not underwater.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:18 No.9497546
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9497535
    >>9497526
    BUT IT SHALL NOW. COME TO OUR AID, GREAT BEAST!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:18 No.9497551
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9497526
    Rolling to see if that guardsman is really Endman in disguise.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:19 No.9497566
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9497535
    A PLAN THEN

    Beg Spruceworth to spare Clarke's life, and throw us into the tank in her stead. When there, communicate with the shark-squid, and get it to help us bust out of the tank and fuck shit up together.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:20 No.9497589
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    "Ah, yes, the fetching young Space Police officer..."

    "Quite a lovely girl.."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:21 No.9497601
    rolled 6 = 6

    Well damn, Looks like the only thing to do is the unthinkable. We must let Sprewsy Monolog himself into an opening that we can exploit.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:21 No.9497614
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9497589
    IT'S TIME FOR KILLING

    Use Futuron strength on chains
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:22 No.9497616
    >>9497614
    Damn those are some strong chains
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:23 No.9497635
    rolled 5 = 5

    SUDDENLY EVERY ROLL IS SHIT. SPRUCEWORTH HAS SOME NICE SAVES

    We must let him monologue himself into revealing his plans to us. We can use that to our advantage
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:24 No.9497648
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    "We are men cut from the same cloth, Futuron."

    "We both desire the same things. Power..."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:24 No.9497665
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9497589
    So Spruesworth, did you just leave me alive so you could talk me to death?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:24 No.9497669
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    "...Women..."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:24 No.9497671
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9497648
    Surprise Space Headbutt him into the tank!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:25 No.9497680
    rolled 4 = 4

    USE YOUR EYEBEAMS!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:25 No.9497686
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9497648
    While his back is turned and the guard is asleep from the monologue, pick locks on chains.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:26 No.9497691
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    "I could use a man like you, Futuron."

    "Unchain him."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:26 No.9497696
    Jesus fucking fuck

    every roll is shit
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:26 No.9497701
    rolled 10 = 10

    Oh my god these rolls

    Equipment check, OP. What do we still have on our person?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:26 No.9497704
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9497669
    Let this be a good roll, and kick him into something lethal.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:27 No.9497708
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9497691
    HAHA! FUTURON KICK TO THE TWO FACES!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:27 No.9497710
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9497691
    Rolling to see if that OTHER guardsman is Endman in disguise.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:27 No.9497721
    rolled 2 = 2

    Well that's nice. But Everyone knows the one thing Futurons want more than anything else is ADVENTURE!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:27 No.9497722
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    >>9497710
    >>9497708
    >>9497704
    >>9497701
    SHIT JUST GOT REAL. THE DICE GODS ARE LOVING
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:28 No.9497733
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9497722
    That's what happens when you listen to the monologue.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:29 No.9497759
    >Chained
    >Shit rolls
    >unchained
    >awesome rolls

    It's on!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:34 No.9497840
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:34 No.9497853
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9497840
    The one on the right has a gun! GRAB IT! SHOOT! SHOOOOT!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:35 No.9497870
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:35 No.9497871
    rolled 2, 7, 11 = 20

    >>9497840

    It's on mother fuckers!

    FOR FUTURON! FOR ADVENTURE!

    Throw one guard at the other, strangle spruesworth with the chain
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:36 No.9497876
    >>9497853
    >Natural 12 where it counts

    Dice gods are smiling
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:36 No.9497882
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:37 No.9497893
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:37 No.9497907
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:37 No.9497914
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9497893
    There's only one thing I want Spruesworth!

    ADVENTURE
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)22:38 No.9497934
    >>9497907
    Sweet shattering glass effect.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:39 No.9497944
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9497907
    Shit just got real.

    Point the gun at Spruesworth, and force him towards the Octopushark.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:39 No.9497950
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>9497907
    Scotch tape?

    At any rate: Charge Spruceworth and attempt to choke him

    FOR ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:39 No.9497956
    >>9497907
    >plastic wrapper
    GENIUS!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:40 No.9497974
    rolled 6 = 6

    I AM A MAN OF FUTURON! I LIVE FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

    Futuron-throw spruesworth into the shark tank
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:42 No.9497989
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    "YAAAAAAAAHHHH-"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:44 No.9498015
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9497989
    Stop him!

    We need to interrogate Spruceworth about Endman and Clarke's whereabouts!

    Him dying can wait!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:45 No.9498040
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9497989
    Shoot the shark.

    Then Point the gun at spruesworth.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:47 No.9498067
    >>9498040

    > shark

    wut
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:47 No.9498077
    >>9498015
    We can interrogate him without arms...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:48 No.9498092
    OP, I want to thank you for running an awesome quest for us through these threads. This has been a charming, fun, and witty quest (with a great hook--who doesn't love Legos?).
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:48 No.9498099
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    >>9498015
    >>9498040

    There's not much left of Spruesworth to save!

    The octoshark descends on his remains as you make a timely exit!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:49 No.9498120
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    ...and run directly into a pair of Imperial guards!

    What will you do, Spaceman?
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)22:50 No.9498133
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9498120
    Fuck their shit up with our LEGS.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:50 No.9498137
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9498120
    Oh, I don't know, SHOOT THEM?!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:50 No.9498143
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>9498120
    If you two don't wanna be next, tell me where Clarke and Endman are.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:51 No.9498148
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9498120
    Rolling for diplomacy

    I'm the boss now
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:51 No.9498150
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9498120
    Glance back at Spruesworth, and demand that they bring Clarke to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:51 No.9498154
    >>9498133
    Sounds like a plan
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:51 No.9498161
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9498120
    Hey guys, you should get out of here. There is an octoshark on the rampage.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:51 No.9498162
    >>9498148
    WE DON'T DO DIPLOMACY
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:52 No.9498170
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9498133
    No fair! The presence of water and octosharks is giving power to Crabmaster's dice!

    Anyway, shoot one, knock the other out for interrogation.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:53 No.9498181
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    >>9498133
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:53 No.9498196
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9498120
    We most definitely need to leave one alive. I say we kill one to distract the octo-shark, and then knock out the other and carry him out to interrogate!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:53 No.9498199
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:54 No.9498214
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    *oof*

    "Hello to you too!"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:54 No.9498219
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>9498199
    Grab the other by the throat.

    WHERE IS BENNIE AND CLARKE!?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:55 No.9498230
    >>9498219
    ENDMAN. DON'T FORGET ABOUT ENDMAN.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:55 No.9498240
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9498214
    "Whoops, didn't see you there, forgive me."

    Help him up

    "By the way, have you seen my friends?"
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)22:55 No.9498241
    >>9498214
    >>9498199
    >>9498181
    I finally get a good roll, and I nearly kill Clarke and Endman. Fuck me.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:55 No.9498244
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>9498214
    Clake! When did you get here?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:55 No.9498247
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9498214
    Oh, sorry. By the way, Sprewsy is Fish-food now.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:56 No.9498251
    >>9498219
    AND ENDMAN! HE'S THE MOST BRO OF THEM ALL
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:56 No.9498260
    >>9498230
    Endman is too awesome to be captured
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:56 No.9498264
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9498214

    Endman?! Clarke?!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:57 No.9498281
    >>9498264
    Clarke has freckles, double fail
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:57 No.9498286
    >>9498260
    But he is awesome enough to go out LIKE A BAWSS. And I don't want him to go out LIKE A BAWSS, we've got ADVENTURIN' to do!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:57 No.9498292
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9498214
    Rolling to kiss her passionately

    WE HAVE TO SUCCEED AT THIS ROLL EVENTUALLY!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)22:58 No.9498310
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    "Ho, Spaceman!"

    "It was Clarke that rescued *me*!"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:59 No.9498313
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>9498292
    oh you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:59 No.9498318
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9498292
    Epic kiss.
    >>9498302
    Epic Fail.

    Roll for NO HOMO
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)22:59 No.9498336
    >>9498310
    And Bennie!?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:02 No.9498385
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:03 No.9498404
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:03 No.9498412
    Bow-chicka-wa-wa
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:04 No.9498415
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:04 No.9498429
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:04 No.9498436
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    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)23:05 No.9498439
    I was there...
    I was there when Spaceman FINALLY kissed Clarke, and it was beautiful.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:05 No.9498444
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:05 No.9498447
    >>9498436
    I cried manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:05 No.9498448
    BRO FIST ENDMAN!

    Greatest fucking compatriot who ever was molded into plastic
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:05 No.9498453
    >>9498385
    >>9498404
    >>9498415
    >>9498436

    BOUT DAMN TIME.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:06 No.9498466
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >>9498448
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:07 No.9498483
    Lego Quest I fucking love you

    Apart from the railroading at the end this was awesome

    Pirate quest next?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:08 No.9498495
    Must end with Futuron Brofist!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:08 No.9498504
    rolled 2 = 2

    This quest is the most fun I can remember ever having on this board.

    Rolling for applause.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:09 No.9498512
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:09 No.9498514
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    LEGO QUEST WAS THE BEST QUEST EVER TO GRACE /tg/ WITH ITS PRESENCE.

    I'm just glad the dice came through for us in the end. I mean, the last 5 or so (significant) rolls were all at least 10, and we ended with a Natural 12 to get the girl. Best ending ever.

    Thanks, OP
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)23:10 No.9498527
    Lego Quest is an inspiration to us all. Sweet quest there, LQ!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:11 No.9498543
    I wonder what Endman, Bennie, and Clarke & OUR HERO, SPACEMAN did after the "Spruesworth Saga"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:11 No.9498546
    rolled 6 = 6

    test
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:12 No.9498563
    bennie epilogue imo.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:13 No.9498575
    Endman is an awesome bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:13 No.9498577
    WHERE IS OUR FAITHFUL ROBOT!?

    Also, brofist endman
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:14 No.9498592
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:14 No.9498596
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    OP. You are awesome.

    We were Spaceman of Funtron. Adventurer without peer, and hero of the Empire
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:15 No.9498602
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    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:15 No.9498613
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:16 No.9498620
    Legoquest is best quest.

    Much love OP.

    Much love.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:16 No.9498625
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    Goodnight, /tg/!
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)23:17 No.9498635
    >>9498625
    Oh, that Endman. Good night, Lego Quest. You are lord of the Quests, indeed!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:17 No.9498644
    >>9498625
    OH THAT ENDMAN!

    Thank you so much, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:18 No.9498656
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    OP, you win forever.

    Stay classy.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:19 No.9498667
    Whoa, wait.

    Did we ever let that guy out of that trunk?

    Ah, nevermind. Probably not important.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:19 No.9498672
    we never used our nuke...
    >> Crabmaster !vuOBu6g15U 04/28/10(Wed)23:20 No.9498683
    >>9498644
    >>9498635
    Endmind.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:21 No.9498708
    Best quest ever made. Adventure aplenty, with an awesome ending
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:23 No.9498733
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    bravo, op
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:26 No.9498788
    Bravo, OP
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:32 No.9498899
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    "...There we go."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:33 No.9498914
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    "I figured he'd have a backup in the police cruiser. They're programmed to make backup copies whenever they're behind the steering panel."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:34 No.9498926
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    "HELLO-MASTER-IT-IS-GOOD-TO-SEE-YOU-AGAIN."
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:35 No.9498937
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:35 No.9498938
    Don't forget we need to leave a huge crate of hats on the Blacktron planet. Just a quick drop off, they really need it.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:35 No.9498941
    >>9498899
    >>9498914
    >>9498926
    >>9498937
    OH. MY. GOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:36 No.9498958
    >>9498937
    BEST END
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:36 No.9498969
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:40 No.9499032
    >>9498969

    I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU, SPACEMAN OF FUTURON

    LQ IS MANLY, WIN, AND AWESOME
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:41 No.9499039
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    Deleted scene:

    I had this grizzled old Futuron that was living as a hobo in the Imperial city that would have showed you how to get into the sewers and joined you on your quest to go out in a blaze of glory.

    If you had decided to go about the last part a different way.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:42 No.9499073
    this was the fucking best. please come back with another lego quest soon
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:43 No.9499080
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    I even had some creepy sewer monsters.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:44 No.9499107
    >>9499080
    >>9499039
    Neato. Space-Hobos. I like your style
    >> Anonymous 04/28/10(Wed)23:48 No.9499164
    Out of curiosity, were there any alternate endings to this? Like if we had joined Spruesworth when he offered or something?
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:54 No.9499228
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    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego

    Here are all the episodes of Spaceman Quest, for those who missed anything.

    If you want anything else from me tonight, just ask. Otherwise, I'm done!

    Thanks for playing, everyone!
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/28/10(Wed)23:56 No.9499253
    >>9499164

    I'll be honest- I just wanted to do Spruesworth's monologue :P

    Almost everything else in this quest was just improvised.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/10(Thu)00:00 No.9499312
    >>9499228
    Thanks, OP. This quest was amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/10(Thu)00:08 No.9499427
    >>9499228
    this was great.. thanks a lot op. i wish there were more threads like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/10(Thu)01:04 No.9500270
    This whole saga has been fantastic. Where can I find you again?

    ...I'll send cookies.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/10(Thu)01:12 No.9500391
    rolled 9 = 9

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lego-Quest/119356811423321?v=info
    >> Anonymous 04/29/10(Thu)01:13 No.9500411
    >>9500391
    And life was good.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 04/29/10(Thu)02:30 No.9501491
    >>9500391

    Oh my lord...



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