CHAINSAW HAND? FUCK YEAH
FOR FUTURON!FOR ADVENTURE!
rolled 7 = 7Recover hat
rolled 8 = 8Now brofist Endman again with our chainsaw.
YES YOU USED MY CHAINSAW HAND ROLLNOTHING WILL STOP US EVER
rolled 11 = 11FUCK YEAH
rolled 6 = 6Let's try this puppy out! FOR ADVENTURE!
rolled 7 = 7Go help Bennie!!!!!
Bennie diverts the soldiers away from you, but you still risk death every second that you remain here!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 11 = 11Run for the broadcast tower!
>>9473218>>9473217Benniemind
rolled 5 = 5>>9473218Let's get moving, then.
Take some heat off Bennie before we go
You watch your ever-faithful robot quickly dwindle into the distance, and turn, resolved to storm the broadcast tower!
rolled 8 = 8>>9473283Lets try and sneak up behind the guards and flank them with our chainsaw hand, so Bennie has a better chance at getting there.If we even manage to take out one, we've helped his chances
rolled 2 = 2Burst through door with chainsaw.Scream OH YEAH as we leap in, burner hot.
"It was a pretty *chilly* reception! And speaking of chilly, it's going to be colder tonight, right Dan?""That's right, Olga, there's a-"
rolled 4 = 4>>9473459OH YEAH
>>9473459*KRSH!*You kick the studio door in and charge inside, burners blazing!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 4 = 4>>9473459FUCKING SPACEMAN UP IN THIS BITCH
rolled 11 = 11THIS JUST IN, SPACEMAN IS A BADASS AND SPRUESWORTH IS A BLOCKHEAD WITH A TINY BRICK IN HIS PANTS!Sway the masses to begin the revolution with our firey oratory!
rolled 9 = 9And also pose in a manly way on camera
>>9473511The camera operator responds to his unfathomable ratings-driven control room and focuses the camera on you!
rolled 1 = 1>>9473633HEY, KIDS. SPACEMAN HERE REMINDING YOU TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
Seizing the moment, you issue forth a fiery proclamation of individuality and chainsaw vigilantism!
>>9473659Apparently school is for fools
rolled 1 = 1>>9473665They better eat that shit right up and revolt ASAP
You draw gold from the very air, bringing forth the cry for freedom that echoes the most ancient Futuron orators!
>>9473666maybe spruesworth's schools
rolled 8 = 8>>9473715must end it withFOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!
Even the news team are transfixed by your words!
And all across the sector...
rolled 6 = 6Tear the Imperial uniform from your body like Hogan!
rolled 10 = 10SHOW THEM THE SPACEMAN'S FURY!
>>9473913Oh fuck they're burning cars!Our message reached France!
Spruesworth: Spaceman pls goSpaceman: No
"Spaceman! People are rioting all across the city!""If we mean to capture Spruesworth, we must act quickly!"What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 12 = 12>>9474056TO THE PALACE. BRING WITH US OUR CAPTIVE FOR BARGAINING.
rolled 5 = 5>>9474086>>9474056See? It's decided. Also rolling for another massive brofist with Clarke and Endman.
>>9474086You rang?
rolled 1 = 1>>9474181Bennie is a bro-bot. Hug him tenderly and gaze into his eye.
rolled 5 = 5>>9474181YEAH!RIDE THE MECHA TO THE PALACE
rolled 1 = 1>>9474193I guess love can't bloom on the battlefield.
>>9474221DOUBLE DENIED!Robots have no emotion
>>9474221Should have seen the clarke rolls
rolled 7 = 7>>9474181WE SHALL RIDE WITH BENNIE TO THE PALACE... ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP.SPRUESWORTH! WE ARE COMING FOR YOUUUUUU!
>>9474193
rolled 5 = 5>>9474243Eh, it's okay. I guess Clarke is the ONLY option for us!But... can she love a man with a chainsaw hand?
rolled 4 = 4Onward to the palace!Double time!
Meanwhile...
rolled 8 = 8>>9474256I have seen them. For a guy in a red suit he seems to have awfully blue balls.
>>9474283Oh shit...Hope that doesn't turn popular opinion against us
rolled 12 = 12>>9474303If I were busy rioting, I wouldn't care if the leader of my revolution flew a ship into a news building.
rolled 5 = 5>>9474283NOW TO RETURN YOU TO YOUR FATHER, YOUNG MAN!AWAYYYYYYYYY
>>9474323Meant sprue's son locked up
The public is too busy to care about what some teenage noble has gotten themselves into this week.
For adventure!For Futuron!
rolled 1 = 1Goddamn I need to get to bed soon... yet I can't stand to miss the end of Lego Quest! Gee I remember when we were just hanging out on some backwater swamp world fighting LaRoque...
rolled 5 = 5>>9474443Lets make a crash landing at the palace. Walk out of it with vengeance in your eyes. The palace should be poorly guarded because of police handling the riotsWe must confront Spruceworth! For adventure!
rolled 7 = 7>>9474443Fly it right into his god damn office windowFOR FUTURON! FOR ADVENTURE!
rolled 9 = 9There needs to be electric guitars in their hands
>>9474536More like on our chainsaw.
So far, so good...
Endman pulls the tattered Imperial disguise from his body and casts aside his hat."Ho, Spaceman! No more shall we hide our faces! Let us meet Spruesworth as men of Futuron!"
rolled 2 = 2>>9474772Bro First
rolled 2 = 2>>9474772WE MUST KEEP THE HATS.
>>9474772ADVENTURE TIME?Adventure Time.
>>9474772HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSS
rolled 10 = 10>>9474790>>9474790UNACCEPTABLE!!!^adding bonus modifierre-rollin
rolled 4 = 4Total BRO-ner.Rolling to get a good look at Clarke's ass before we charge to our glorious death.
>>9474790>>9474815That's a twelve if my math is correctand the odds of rolling a 2 and a 10 are 1/144, so double critical
>>9474858Clever.
Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.
rolled 4 = 4>>9474888LET'S DO THIS.
rolled 9 = 9>>9474888FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!
rolled 6 = 6>>9474888FUCK IT UP OUT THERE, MARINES.
The ending of this is going to be ridiculously awesome, I can feel it
"Hmph. Didn't think you'd make it this far."
>>9474964Not if we keep rolling ones
rolled 11, 8, 6, 1 = 26>>9474982FUCKING SHIT I CALLED IT. I FUCKING CALLED IT.ROLLING FOR EVERYONE TO SHOOT ROM'S ASS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR GODDAMN.
rolled 1 = 1>>9474982"I am a spaceman of futuron. I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum"Rolling for intimidation
>>9474982Dude this guy looks bad ass as all hell.
>>9474982HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK DEM TWISTS
"Nice speech back there. But this is the end of the line."What will you do, Spaceman?
>>9474984>>9475000YOU FUCKING JINX'D IT!
rolled 4 = 4>>9475019Challenge to a duel of course
rolled 5, 4, 10, 10 = 29>>9475019RIP AND TEAR HIS TRAITOROUS GUTS WITH SUPERIOR SWORDSMANSHIP.ENDMAN AND CLARKE SHOOT HIM LIKE A DOG.
rolled 5 = 5>>9475019Oh god oh god.Use Bennie as cover, by laying him on his side. Attempt to shoot his two comrades. If we succeed at that, CHARGE WITH YOUR CHAINSAW ARM
>>9475045We have no more hands to lose
rolled 11 = 11Rolling to hurl the sword into his balls.
>>9475019We have no quarrel with you, Space Knight
rolled 12 = 12>>9475019Throw Bennie at Rom!
>>9475090I am crabmaster, lord of testicular combat.
>>9475097FUCKYESThis is how we fightAlways
Rom motions the guards to remain where they are.
>>9475097>>9475097>>9475097>>9475097>>9475097>>9475097>>9475097
rolled 7 = 7>>9475131BEST BE DUELING
rolled 3 = 3Rom begins to advance on you-
>>9475097Do this.>>9475090Then this.
>>9475097THIS, WE MUST DO THIS, WE'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE WE STARTED THIS THING AND THIS IS HOW WE WILL END IT!!!!!!
BUT HOW WILL WE THROW BENNIE WITH ONE ARM AS A CHAINSAW
>>9475227WHO CARES WE'RE FUCKING AWESOME. OUR THROW WILL LIKE, BISECT HIM OR SOMETHING.
rolled 11 = 11>>9475192Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
rolled 11 = 11>>9475252You rolled for us bro
rolled 4 = 4>>9475252Come on. Aim for the balls!!...if I fuck this up...
>>9475277Holy fuck what are the odds of that!?
rolled 11 = 11>>9475252We strike down our foes as a true man of Futuron!
Sorry to interrupt the quest but this thread doesn't seem to continue from leqo quest 9 in the archives. Is it missing some threads?
Oh god here it goes.
>>9475252>>9475277>>9475301>3 11'sMEANT TO BE
>>9475252I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU SPACE KNIGHT SPRUESWORTH IS WITHOUT HONOR
>>94752961:144
>>9475307http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20QuestThere's a part 10 we had right before this one
>>9475307Yes 1 thread, it's actually still up but it was full
rolled 9 = 9>>9475277You hurl Bennie at Rom-
rolled 12 = 12-but the space knight swats the robot away with the flat of his sword!Bennie is sent flailing out the window!
rolled 10 = 10>>9475399NO ONE FUCKS WITH BENNIE!CHARGE!
rolled 10 = 10>>9475399Damnit, Rom! Stop rolling 12's!!
>>9475399
>>9475404Well, except us...
rolled 5 = 5>>9475399Okay, go back to throwing the sword at his balls.
rolled 8, 9 = 17CHARGE THE TWO GUARDS WITH YOUR CHAINSAW ARMFOR BENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEERolling for an attack on both guards
>>9475422Hurling him at our enemies is the futuron way
"Do you have anything to face me with besides tricks, Spaceman?"
rolled 4 = 4>>9475456My butt in your... butt.heheh hehehehehe hehe
rolled 3 = 3>>9475456The Fury of Futuron!Rolling to transform into avatar of futuron
rolled 1 = 1>>9475456Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
>>9475456Why does your body look so much like a storm trooper?
rolled 4 = 4Well fuck I should get to bed. Damnit Lego Quest, why must you end now?Sweet Quest, man. One hell of a fun and original idea!Also, rolling to launch our chainsaw arm at Rom.
rolled 7 = 7>>9475456FOR FUTURON! LAUNCH THE ROCKET-POWERED OTC AT HIM!
rolled 7 = 7>>9475456I call this one "Chainsaw to the face"
>>9475404>>9475408Enraged at the loss of your faithful robot, you charge forward, Orange Transparent Chainsaw roaring!Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Spaceman!
rolled 2 = 2>>9475530GO FOR THE NADS
rolled 3 = 3>>9475530Use CHAINSAW on ENEMY GONADS.
rolled 6 = 6>>9475530Unseam from nave to chops
rolled 9 = 9>>9475546>>9475539>>9475537Ballsmind
>>9475537>>9475539Tripfags <3 ballsquit faggin up the thread
>>9475539
>>9475537>>9475539Dem rolls
rolled 5 = 5>>9475530CHAINSAW WHIRLWIND!FOR THE SPIRIT OF DISMEMBERMENT!
rolled 1 = 1>>9475537>>9475539*Vrrr*The OTC goes flying from your stump!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 3, 12 = 15>>9475683Fade back, having Endman covering your semi-retreatRolling for his guns
>>9475683PUNCH HIS LIGHTLY ARMORED NADS
rolled 12 = 12>>9475683How many times can we lose the same hand?Also, punch him with the stump, he'll never expect it
>>9475717He cannot intervene in the duel
>>9475770Of all the rolls I made in this thread, THAT's the one that crits!?
rolled 3 = 3>>9475717Endman's incredible aim snaps Rom's sword out of his hand!The two guards raise their own burners, and yours lies close at hand!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 2 = 2>>9475770THE NAAAAAAAAAAADDDSSSSS
>>9475786Don't think its a duelIf it is considered a duel, then disregard my roll
>>9475805this >>9475770
rolled 8 = 8>>9475805GO FOR THE NADS
rolled 4 = 4Hit the dirt and yell, OPEN FIRE
>>9475770THIS.
rolled 3 = 3>>9475843Rolling for you to die in a fire
rolled 5 = 5OKBENNIE, GO INTO MEGAKILL MODE, NOW!BUST BACK INSIDE, AND TAKE SOME NAMES!
rolled 2 = 2>>9475770*THWUK!*
rolled 6 = 6>>9475872BEAT HIM TO DEATH
>>9475770>punch with stump>natural 12Rom's head is now our new hand
Your tremendous blow catches Rom off-guard and knocks him out cold!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 7 = 7>>9475895Declare your victory.
rolled 1 = 1>>9475895Intimidate check on the guards.We just punched out tier leader with a stump. They should be VERY afraid
rolled 9 = 9>>9475895Takehishand
rolled 7 = 7>>9475908congratulates you probably unintimidated them out of their state of horror and shock and now they will shoot you, UNLESS BENNIE GOES INTO MEGAKILL MODE
rolled 5 = 5>>9475895Stomp on his nads for good measure, retrieve chainsaw
Hey lego quest guy, I don't participate in these thread because usually I dont have the time, but I just wanted to tell you:You have a really fucking cool idea, and these threads are AWESOME.
>>9475908These are Spruesworth's most prized guards, and fear nothing!They charge you with burner fire!What will you do, Spaceman?
rolled 2 = 2>>9475996Throw Rom at them
rolled 9 = 9>>9475996Duck their shots and shoot them.
rolled 10, 2, 3 = 15Endman and clarke open fire
Wait, are we supposed to roll high or roll low?
rolled 9 = 9>>9475935I'm gonna go with this guy, activate Bennie's MEGAKILL mode, like that one time in that street, he could bust inside and be all MEGAKILLIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
rolled 10 = 10>>9475996Use Rom's body as cover, return fire.
rolled 8 = 8>>9475996Reflect shots with chainsaw hand.
>>9476003>>9476024Rom serves as a temporary shield, but you continue to be driven back, and more soldiers appear, drawn by the radios of their fellow men!
"Spaceman!"Endman calls to you!"The soldiers swarm like ants! They threaten to overrun us!"
rolled 10 = 10Bennie, activate awesome mode
rolled 12 = 12>>9476195Tell them to get to safety. We can handle it ourselves.
>>9476201Bennie was tossed out the window. You have no idea where he is.
>>9476224...and?
>>9476220>12Shit's about to get real yo
>>9476224Awesome mode must have jetpack feet
"Ho, Spaceman! I will take these dogs on! You must not let Spruesworth escape justice!""We will meet again!"
Sorry, everybody:1. My camera battery is completely dead2. I need to go to bed3. I had to wait to charge the battery enough to pull that last picture off of it, so I didn't see that last 12 :(Choo-choo :P
ENDMAN IS AWESOME!!!!!
>>9476347Endman is the fucking Brossiah. Broseus, King of the Bros.
>>9476364
rolled 4 = 4OP PLEASE TELL ME APPROXIMATELY WHEN THE NEXT THREAD WILL BETHIS IS SO AWESOME GAT DAMN
>>9476347Endman is awesome.
rolled 10 = 10You have set the stage for the greatest quest conclusion in /tg/ history.Pray tell when it will be?
>>9476347Brorannosaurus Rex right there.
I miss Bennie:'(
Well folks...How does tomorrow, 18:00 board time sound? (that's 6 pm Eastern time)We'd be done before 11.
>>9476513Fuck Yeah!
>>9476513OH HELL FUCKING YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9476513We'll be here, waiting, watching.
rolled 5 = 5>>9476513I will dream of it all night, and think about it all day
NOOO I missed a LegoQuest!
>>9476653Two, actually. All the TWISTS and awesome couldn't be contained in a single thread
>>9476653The first two-thread lego quest
Well I'm glad everybody liked it.I thought you might get pissed that I railroaded at the end.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9466706Here's part one of tonight's game, for those who missed it.
