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    747 KB SERVO QUEST Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)00:24 No.9411513  
    You are a Servo-Skull. You have been recently made and activated. You are the personal project of a certain Magos who specialized in anti-Daemon weaponry. You are designed to aid in the banishment in daemons while being otherwise handy. You are equipped with a few manipulators, a radio-vox, and extensive knowledge on daemons. You also have a pen and scroll-holder, but no inbuilt weapons. Obviously, you are exceedingly intelligent for a servo-skull.

    Currently, you are floating in your Magos' office, waiting for her to return with your purchaser, a Secutor of some renown who is facing daemons for the first time.

    >What do you do?

    >What is your name?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:25 No.9411523
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    Our name is Skully.

    We want a Fire Extinguisher attachment.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 04/25/10(Sun)00:26 No.9411547
    You have no conscious thought
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:27 No.9411576
    I organize all the logs and books and whatnot whilst I wait for the Magos to return.

    My name is Servo-VIIIIXA
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:28 No.9411581
    When the cogboy in my DH group saw his servo-skull get knocked out of the air by a civilian with a rock, he started shooting into the crowd.
    Killed more than fifteen people in two rounds.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)00:30 No.9411621
    [advice techpriest]
    >> V 04/25/10(Sun)00:31 No.9411653
    Next move?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)00:39 No.9411818
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    >putter around
    You buzz around the office, shuffling your Magos' papers into neater stacks, pushing tools into piles that seem correct, and otherwise neatening things up. You're helpful!

    You don't even notice your Magos' entrance with the Secutor. Your Magos is rather humanoid for one of her rank, with an arm thrice-blessed by the Imperial Castellans she is close friends with, and one of her augmentic eyes is a baleful thing inscribed with cleansing runes. She grabs you in a Mechadendrite and hands you over with little ceremony, plopping you down into the Secutor's waiting hands.

    Or claws. He doesn't really have hands. He is a massive beast of a Techpriest; perhaps he was Skitarii? You suddenly feel very small, looking so far up into his face. His face is a frightening visage of some devil with needle-fangs covering the grill of his vox.

    ++This is it?++ He asks.

    "That is it. He'll do exactly what you asked for- I can't go with you, so I'm sending him out instead. Good luck against those cultists." She pats him on the arm, "You'll need it."

    He releases you, and gives your Magos his farewells, expecting you to follow him as he exits.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:44 No.9411916

    Knowing what my master expects of me I putter along behind the Secutor, letting out a bloop sound as I do so.

    Many thoughts go through my little mechanical brain, one that stands out from the rest is "Is she just giving me away? Just like that?"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:46 No.9411961

    I've been regifted! I'm a saaaaad servo-skull.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)00:50 No.9412023
    I mount an earthshaker cannon to each of my eye sockets and GO TO FUCKING TOWN.

    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)00:55 No.9412141
    >IM SAD

    You slowly bobble out after the Secutor, in his dark grey robe and knick-knacks, looking back at your Magos as you do.

    She makes a little shooing motion. "Go on now," she says.

    With that, you let out a depressed bloop before following.

    Before long, you and the Secutor reach his ship, a heavily-modified gun-cutter. He steps inside- you realize he doesn't seem to make sound as he walks. Spooky, considering how much metal he's got in him, according to your auspex.

    Inside the cutter is utilitarian and dimly lit, relying on the fact that virtually every AdMech cultist can see in the dark. There are other techpriests.

    You all meet in the main hall, and the Secutor goes over his plans with his underlings. They're in all sorts of styles, from a stylish ambassador-type to a frighteningly cobbled-together scum crawler. He's going on about some sort of daemonic cult, whatever. You're in a new place! Things to see, people to bobble over, papers to snoop. You know Daemons.

    >what do?
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)00:59 No.9412213

    find body

    if were gonna become overlord of the thousand sons , we will need a body
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:00 No.9412249

    I start scanning as many papers, logs and datafiles I can find in order to achieve greater knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:01 No.9412258
    Bob around! What's this? Who's that guy? What's over here? There's a thing! What's the room shaped like? Explore a bit!
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:02 No.9412283

    >>you know daemons

    have we been programed to hate daemons?

    do we know anything about the omnissiah?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:04 No.9412337
    You ignore the Secutor. He seems like kinda a jerk anyway. You don't want to leave, though, so that leaves the table. On the table are piles of papers about the cultists and various maps.

    You scan them in and file them away neatly in your cogitators. You already feel helpful! What if he forgets to inload this information later? You try to access the files of the nearest laquearii of the Secutor, but he shoves you away with a servo-arm. You go tumbling through the air, but are otherwise unharmed.

    >find body
    All the bodies here seem to be in use.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:08 No.9412408

    well whenever this Secutor gets around to killing cultists find decapitated cultist body and then

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:08 No.9412430

    Try to beep or hum some sort of musical radio song or something as you help around, like the Litany of Resetting you once overheard long ago as a lyric mnemonic.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:10 No.9412457
    >look knowledge
    You know the basics of daemons- the Four gods and their underling types, and how to banish them. Notably, you do not know how to summon or communicate with them. You know about the cultists- they serve Chaos Undivided, and are headed by a Charismatic Leader who leans towards Tzeench, but Honors All The Gods of Chaos. They are located in a Large City in the sector.

    >Musical Interlude
    The room you're in is relatively large, with a big table with many DC ports for the Laquearii to use for sharing information. Most of them are hooked in, but there's a few spare ports. The noosphere around the table is alight with the information you've just input. There are very few lights in the square room, and there are gears and other minor icons everywhere- the Secutor who owns you is very religious.

    >look people
    There's five people in here, besides the Secutor. There's the ambassador, his augments so subtle that it's only the discreet MIU link snaking from his mouth that betrays him. There's the cobbled Scum, held together by Dukta and prayer. There's a pair of Skitarii Hypastists, who look strikingly identical. There's finally a techPRIEST- his robes pristine, his face a featureless mask.

    The Secutor seems to like the last person best. You wish he liked you the best. :(
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:11 No.9412479

    or better yet , find crew member that falls asleep and put control chip into his brain. slowly yet surely we will assimilate the entire crew to do our bidding and then we shall venture forth into the eye of terror to gain WARP TECH powers from the thousand sons and rebuild the Dark Mechanicum.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:12 No.9412497
    You don't have any sinister chips :( You don't even have a PIC writer :(
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:13 No.9412511

    >>you wish he liked you the best

    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:15 No.9412551

    then first we aquire knowledge to make SINISTER CHIPS then become the herald of the coming of the new omnissiah

    (our host bodie with mystical dark tech sorcery)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:15 No.9412559

    Any other servo-skulls or similar around that we could interface with, to pass the time and drive away loneliness?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:18 No.9412629
    Listen to large purchaser guy briefly while scanning room for other sources of knowledge, ports and such.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:20 No.9412678
    After what seems like FOREVER (during which you go over the information you scalped from the table over and over), the meeting adjourns. Your Secutor orders you to '++Stop following me around you noisy thing++' so you do, and land quietly on the big meeting table.

    This is a very busy first few hours for a little servo-skull.

    >find friends; so ronery
    After a minute or two of collecting your thoughts and emptying your caches of redundant data, you buzz out of the meeting room, exploring the ship and seeking out someone to hang around with. You don't like being alone- Servo-skulls aren't supposed to be by themselves.

    After a little exploring (the Ambassador has /something/ going on with the Hypastist twins, you discover rather abruptly), you end up bumping into another 'Skull!

    You chime out a greeting, glad to find someone more to scale. It chimes a generic greeting back:


    It is made for cleaning, as opposed to your anti-daemonic purpose.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:23 No.9412732
    >It is made for cleaning, as opposed to your anti-daemonic purpose.

    How gauche. Chat it up, get an internal layout schematic if it has one on file, ask it about conditions on the ship, if there are any other 'skulls about, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:27 No.9412791

    potential waifu detected
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:29 No.9412826
    Flirt with the maid servo-skull.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:32 No.9412883

    note to self : find body for future partner in heresy Maid skull
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:35 No.9412942
    Not all of us can be SECUTOR SKULLS.

    ++Designate: Wyndix Alpha. Welcoming you to the Cutter -Quadrijugi Gadolinium-.++ It bobbles politely in welcome, then goes back to work as you two talk. This is normal.

    ++Query: Ship-map? Ship-status? Servants?++

    ++Granted: Ship-map. Ship-Status: Maximo-Vert. Servants: Skulls, dozen; Servitor, four general, two heavy, one Medicae, one Shipwork.++

    >Received Shipmap.pdf


    Roll 2d50 to flirt with the Maid-Skull.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)01:37 No.9412973
    Query for information about the ship. Layouts, possible routes a servo-skull could take to get from one place to another fast and unseen, that sort of thing.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)01:37 No.9412986
    God damn I am one slow son of a bitch. IGNORE ME.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:38 No.9412991
    >The map comes pre-marked with quick-tunnels for the servo-skulls, don't worry.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:38 No.9413002
    rolled 12, 32 = 44

    we shall riegn over the new Dark Mechanicum together worshipping both tzeentch and maybe slaanesh
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)01:38 No.9413004
    rolled 2, 29 = 31

    yes my little servo skulls, delight in your tiny happy little lives
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:39 No.9413023
    rolled 15, 45 = 60

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:40 No.9413034
    rolled 42, 23 = 65


    We should find out where the rest of the 'skulls spend idle time, see what information we can glean. Learning is fun!
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)01:44 No.9413114
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:51 No.9413235
    You've taken a liking to the littler skull. Its etched-brass gear is quite fetching. You speak up again, ++Query: Job: Completion ETA? Resting time ETA? Charging nook location?++

    It pauses in its cleaning to focus empty sockets on you. ++Granted: Job in perpetua; Resting time ETA 2 hours. Nook location starboard, aft, above weapon rack. Query: Usage of nook: Compatibility?++


    You do a little flip in mid-air. ++Granted: /Universal/ plug.++

    It returns the flip!


    The maid-skull wriggles its duster-tipped mechadendrite. ++Timing: Meet at nook at 20:00. Reason: Information prepared for consumption; Queries of non-vital nature.++

    You waggle your writing pen. ++Assert: Chronograph maximo-accurate. Will report at 20:00; Receive information; Deliver /many/ answers.++

    And with that, the little maid-skull buzzes off, overwhelmed at meeting such a handsome SECUTOR SKULL.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:52 No.9413266
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    I can't believe I just typed out a servo-skull flirting with another servo skull.

    What the fuck, /tg/.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:52 No.9413268
    rolled 37, 37 = 74


    our reign over the Dark Mechanicum shall be long and joy-filled
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:53 No.9413274
    what the fuck is the point of a servo-skull, if they can float with anti-grav why the fuck not just make a regular robot.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)01:54 No.9413288
    Smaller, more mobile, and highly symbolic.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:54 No.9413289

    ((You feel that dull itch, Cap? That's your neckbeard. It's actively growing.))
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:54 No.9413298
    All Metal --> AI --> OH FUCK IRON MEN.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)01:55 No.9413310

    aww dont feel bad AdMech guy , its all for the purpose of having a partner to share eternity with in the Dark Mechanicum
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)01:57 No.9413335
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)01:58 No.9413363
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:00 No.9413398

    >Implying the AdMechs don't want to become the new Iron Men.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:01 No.9413427
    >Implying that they do

    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:03 No.9413454

    Priorities, TG?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:06 No.9413502

    Well, we have a few hours to kill before our rendezvous. (Read: AN ETERNITY) Let's get to finding those other 'skulls, possibly the servitors, and ASSIMILATING DELICIOUS INFORMATION.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:07 No.9413519
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    >quest thread
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:07 No.9413525

    aquire daemon summoning rituals and more info on the ship and this Securitor
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:08 No.9413537
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:08 No.9413540
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:10 No.9413558


    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:10 No.9413564
    I am seconding the hell out of all of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:11 No.9413574
    because the eye of terror is for lily faggots and weaklings
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:13 No.9413606
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:13 No.9413607
    in the name of the Omnissiah, we must do this!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:14 No.9413627
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    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:16 No.9413647
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:17 No.9413658
    >mosey until hookup

    You buzz and bobble, becoming personally acquainted with the ship with the aid of the map.

    All the humans are quartered towards the front of the ship, leaving most of the body open for recreation and storage.

    The Servitors are all relatively new and you cannot override their commands, unfortunately. The other servo-skulls are mostly cleaning and maintenance, but there's a few gun-skulls floating around. They're just like your Secutor- blunt and rude, but effective.

    After meeting with the mechanical members of the ship, you make your way to the bridge, pestering the pilot and everyone else. After being chased out by a gunskull, you go and search out... information!

    There's a library, which you plan to save for later. Right now, everyone's left their doors open! That's information inside they might need! You start rummaging around in everyone's room, intent on being helpful.

    >roll 1d5
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)02:18 No.9413678
    rolled 5 = 5

    Oh this little servo's love story really gets me, he is going to be the best little servo skull ever ~~~~
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:18 No.9413684
    rolled 2 = 2

    Let's see what we find.

    Play elevator version of the M*A*S*H theme while we do this.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:19 No.9413697
    rolled 4 = 4

    come on hidden cultist with instructions for daemon summoning.......
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:20 No.9413715
    rolled 3 = 3


    Woo! Learning! Make sure we put everything back when we're done. Creating more work for the cleaning 'skulls would be impolite. Especially Maid-Kun...


    Dammit Slaanesh. You've doomed us all.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:20 No.9413716
    rolled 1 = 1


    i fuckin' loled
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:22 No.9413740
    Rollan to see what sort of learnin' we get. This better be good.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:22 No.9413745


    ((We win?))
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:23 No.9413749
    rolled 4 = 4

    FFFFFFFFF. Goddamn I am not good at the internet tonight.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:24 No.9413779

    You decide to start with the Hypastists' room- they share one. Lucky them, they've got each other to be friends with. You bumble in, silently, glad that they're all busy with eating or something. You're glad you don't have to eat; it looks like so much effort.

    The room is very neat and clean and, by Adeptus Mechanicus measures, spacious and luxurious. If you had arms, you could stand in the middle of the room and not touch any wall- amazing. There is a small, portable shrine opened up in a corner to some obscure Actinic Saint you don't recognize. There's only one bed in the room.

    On a desk there are two neat stacks of paper. You pick the left one because you prefer the left, and start scanning.

    >roll 1d6
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:26 No.9413798
    rolled 3 = 3


    come on rituals...........
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:26 No.9413800
    rolled 3 = 3


    Quietly chime the Litany of Learning.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:27 No.9413816
    rolled 1 = 1

    Whir, hum, and possibly flex various manipulators to ensure functionality.
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)02:27 No.9413828
    rolled 4 = 4

    cmon, find the porn, plz find the porn
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:29 No.9413846

    ....................porn as by you mean rituals for summoning slaaneshi daemons?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:30 No.9413862
    right, same thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:30 No.9413867
    They don't need porn, they have each other. Think about it. ONE BED?!?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:31 No.9413880

    As you hum the Litany of Learning, you uncover extensive papers on some sort of Xenos stuff you don't know a lot about! It looks like at least /this/ Hypast is learning about them, which is awful strange since you all are supposed to be Secutoris Malleus, not Xenos.

    You happily inload the information, which, for the record, is extensive recordings of Necron activity and pictures of them. There's all sorts of stuff in here about them- what they look like, how they act, how some of them wear the flayed skin of other people- absolutely fascinating!

    You're in the second verse when you hit the really creepy stuff. You're pretty sure people aren't supposed to flay the skin of the living! You put the papers back and buzz nervously, hoping the Hypast won't notice.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:32 No.9413903

    are they brother and sister twins or sister sister twins or what?

    sister sister dont know how much i missed her................
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:34 No.9413941

    Can we recall a pict of the stack immediately prior to our LEARNING!, making abso-damn-lutely certain we put them back correctly? This seems like the kind of thing that they might be upset that we disturbed.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:34 No.9413952
    This this this.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:35 No.9413964
    As far as you can tell, it's just like before you touched it.

    You're not very good at discerning the sex of heavily modified Hypasts. :(
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:35 No.9413965

    check the other paper my vaunted rituals are probably on there!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:37 No.9413989

    Close enough for AdMech work. On to the right-hand stack, there's more LEARNING! to be had.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:37 No.9413993
    >check other stack

    You are compelled by your insatiable curiosity, and peek in the other stack. This one has more technological stuff- you're no good at that! You record the information inside, taking note when it talks about putting Necron and Holy Martian technology together. That's not supposed to happen either!

    You begin to suspect the Hypasts are xenophiliacs.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:37 No.9413994

    well look at the other paper damnit!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:38 No.9414021
    And then there were rapecrons.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:38 No.9414023
    >you did stop yelling it's mean :( Killamajig doesn't like being yelled at; it's scary.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:39 No.9414027
    Perhaps we should report this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:39 No.9414034
    Well, this is very interesting information. We should probably not let on that we picked up on it until we know if everyone else here shares their proclivities.
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)02:40 No.9414041
    oh kinky, robo orgies, must admit, the only time that ever happens is when i trip and...accidentally, unleash the dreadnoughts in the daemonette harem.

    i think this little guy should bug out of there, I want to see him at least get to first base with that adorable little maid servo.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:40 No.9414043
    shit theyre the kind that believe the necrons to be like ultimate machine gods we must report immediately
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:40 No.9414051

    You're not sure what to do with this. There's nothing else to read in the room. Do you wish to continue to snoop?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:42 No.9414076
    ...perhaps a bit more snooping, sure. Put the papers back just as we found them, though.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:42 No.9414078

    while we're here i guess we can find more evidence then unveil these xeno loving scum and THEN mosy along to the eye of terror
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:42 No.9414083
    time to go before somebody returns to tha room
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:42 No.9414084

    Uh oh. Double-check that still pict and GTFO before the xenophiliacs find us.


    Most definitely, but to whom? Our Magos would know what to do here. ~_~;


    Agreed. We should investigate the rest of the crew, starting with the Secutor that borrowed us. If he doesn't share their proclivities, that's a place to start.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:42 No.9414085
    i...i can't believe i'm doing this but, I'm seconding a chaos god.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:43 No.9414103
    Let's go /help/ the Secutor
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:44 No.9414108

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:45 No.9414131

    We need to get a move on. While TOTALLY AWESOME, we're somewhat fragile, and I doubt those xenophiliacs would hesitate to smash us to hide their filthy sin.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:47 No.9414156
    Thirded. We've got a date with a maid.

    ... Well, the cybernetic skull of a maid...
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)02:48 No.9414169
    Seconding the fuck out of this.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:48 No.9414181

    uncover xenophiliacs , then go to date and insert floppy disc into her drive
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:50 No.9414204

    I wouldn't call it a floppy...
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:50 No.9414205
    Killamajig wants to know why you're so mad :(

    >snoop dawg
    You buzz over to the portable shrine- the only other interesting thing in the room- and examine it. It's pretty new, and made out of wood. Weird. It's covered in anti-daemonic wards keyed to Slaaneshi things, and the Actinic Saint depicted seems to be a derivative of St. Epipodius.
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)02:50 No.9414212
    put a serial plug in her USB, now thats sadistic, but really, he's gotta seduce her first, get her to lower her firewalls, deactivate her port-blocking, enable p2p transfers, then the real fun begins.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:52 No.9414232


    anyways , lets tattle on these fucks then find chaos worshipper on ship , i know theres at least one damnit
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:54 No.9414255
    >get out of there, snake!
    Filled with concern and aware that it is very nearly 20:00, you buzz away from the shrine with a respectful bobble, and, after double-checking the paper-stacks for fidelity to their previous state, exit the Hypasts' room, concerned for their immortal souls.

    You decide not to tell the Secutor about this; you want to make sure /he's/ not in on it himself. You wish your Magos was here. :(

    But enough moping! You have a skull to please!
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)02:55 No.9414272
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    you might say he has high hopes for getting...skull fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:55 No.9414275
    >floppy disc

    Not around Maid-Kun. Solid-state all the way. ~_^

    >made out of wood

    Blegh. Primitive.

    Regardless, di di mao time. I'd like to continue floating, flirting, and LEARNING!, thank you, and hanging around is going to get us in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:56 No.9414289
    Download some music files, you want to set the mood.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:58 No.9414299
    >But enough moping! You have a skull to please!

    Indeed. To the charging nook! We'll regale the lass...skull...thing with tales of our AWESOMENESS.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:58 No.9414302
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)02:58 No.9414305
    You wonder if she's into that

    You got that shit covered six ways to Candlemas. As you slide into the tube that leads to the charging nooks, you activate a recording.

    >what kind of music?
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)02:59 No.9414315

    can we not be a whiny lil' bitch skull?

    quit bein' so fuckin' sad all the time , we've got a maid skull to serenade and we have to be at the top of our game.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:00 No.9414327

    head banging
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)03:00 No.9414328
    I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:00 No.9414331
    Let's go with a little jazz.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)03:01 No.9414342
    Perhaps something from early in the third millennium, if we can dig it up?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:01 No.9414354

    One of those lovely ditties that seem to work so well on regular females: the ones featuring a large melanin-rich man talking and singing over a lot of "wokka-chicka" sounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:03 No.9414368
    Korobeiniki's Tetris.

    Never fails to get the circuits flowing.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)03:03 No.9414370

    ...Shit. Do we know for sure that our hot date was built around a female's skull?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:03 No.9414373
    Who's the bleached bony aide who's a sex machine to all the maids?


    Ya damn right...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:03 No.9414377
    Well, if it's a maid skull, chances are it was some Governor's favourite maid's skull.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:04 No.9414387

    a MALE maid? do you know how rare that is?
    and how gay?
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)03:04 No.9414388
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    it would have been a butler skull then DUH...unless it's a trap skull ~~~~~~
    still, download music, shine your gears, buff your skull, and go get that cute maid
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)03:05 No.9414402
    You would like that, wouldn't you. Dirty, filthy heretic god.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:06 No.9414406

    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:06 No.9414409
    >stop being a bitch
    You were just activated this late afternoon. You have an excuse to be a little worried. :(

    You're not sure which one to pick, so you go for the soothing tones of math rock.

    There's the servo-maid! She looks... a little dusty from work.

    ++Hail: Wyndex Alpha re: Information Exchange.++

    Wyndex rotates in place to welcome you from its spot in a charging nook. ++Hail: Secutor Skull re: information exchange.++

    There is a spot next to the skull, free for using.

    You realize you've not been equipped with anatomy references; you have no idea what the original gender of the skull was.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:07 No.9414432
    Let's send some data packets, baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:08 No.9414435
    Rest in the spot, of course.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:08 No.9414438
    well............. i guess we ask if they are a gurl or a manjack and after that discover which sexuality we are , if two servo skulls can have sex
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)03:08 No.9414440
    plug in, get wired!
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:09 No.9414452

    we dont know the gender of the maid skull but perhaps he/she remembers
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:09 No.9414456
    >You realize you've not been equipped with anatomy references; you have no idea what the original gender of the skull was.

    Immaterial. We're just making polite conversation... for now. ((Is it impolite to ask about the prior inhabitant of a servo-skull?))

    Plug into the spare nook and get to exchangin' information. We should probably refrain from discussing what we've found on-board until we know more.

    Query her as to the ship occupants, their dispositions, see if we can pry any useful information out of her.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:10 No.9414459
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    >Servo-Skull remembering anything of its past life
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)03:10 No.9414463
    Ah, hell with it. INITIATE SEX.EXE
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:11 No.9414472

    Remember, no, but I'm sure some 'skulls come across knowledge of their prior existence.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:12 No.9414490

    if we're SERVO skulls doesn't that mean were just servitors in skull form ? how the fuck did we become intelligent in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:13 No.9414496
    Come to think of it, do we even have any knowledge of our previous life? For all we know this could be a prelude to lesbian servo skull sexings.
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)03:15 No.9414520
    female sockets have interface issues last I checked...oh, never mind, seems like I updated my hardware~~~~
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:17 No.9414542
    You snug yourself next to the skull, glad that you can recharge. You're plain tuckered out from all that investigating you've done so far. The Secutor (or your Magos) will be pleased with your pro-active stance in working for the Machine God.

    You open the conversation. ++Request: General Workings of the ship? Crew changes over time? Opinions on same if in possession?++

    The skull prevaricates a bit before answering. ++Workings: Quick travel, versatile function. Heavy weapons backup. Crew changes minimal; Laquearii changes very high- complete turnover through death or attrition every five standard years, deviation 2.5%.++

    Ooh, precise. You like precise.


    The skull clicks its mechadendrite against it's teeth. ++Gunskulls just like Secutor; both need to have aggression dialed down.++

    You're an MC. That's why.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:18 No.9414562

    da fuck does MC mean?

    and oh, pop gender question
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:19 No.9414571
    In my Black Templars codex, Servo Skulls are taken from Neophytes who didn't get the chance to serve in their previous life.

    I imagine that you could expect that your body would become a servitor of some kind or that you could specifically request it, like an organ donor.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:19 No.9414574
    It means you're a stupid fuck who should stop posting.

    >Inquire about gender.
    The skull has no idea what that even means. It is not very well-educated, alas.
    >> Slaanesh 04/25/10(Sun)03:19 No.9414581
    yeah, they are a bit "quick on the trigger" you might say they even have a "short fuse" ahahaha, has Maid Skull seen anything that doesn't look like it belongs on the ship? any, xeno tech it may have cleaned up, necron specifically?
    also, how long have the Hypatists been on board?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:21 No.9414608

    Make an inquiry for more detailed information on the Secutor. Cleaning 'skulls see everything.
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:21 No.9414613

    *sniff* *sniff*

    feelings have been hurt Captain AdMech Guy
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:21 No.9414618


    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)03:22 No.9414632
    Oh sh
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:23 No.9414637

    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:23 No.9414638
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:24 No.9414660

    ((Aww. Case of the blinkies, Cap?))
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:26 No.9414674
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    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:26 No.9414683
    I was up all last night finishing ADEPTUS QUEST.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:28 No.9414710

    ((No worries. This is a great idea for a follow-up, and CHARGAN is just as good a place as any to leave it for now.))
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)03:30 No.9414749
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    If the Deus Mechanicus wills it, and this is still up tomorrow, then I'll just pick that shit right up. No fear.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:33 No.9414783

    ((And lucky me gets to spend the next week or so moving. Good luck, kids, and don't get us killed.))
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:34 No.9414799
    bump so OP and I can reconcile
    >> corrupted tech priest 04/25/10(Sun)03:35 No.9414812
    bumping once more
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)04:07 No.9415193

    I love you, Captain AdMech.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)10:27 No.9419471
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    oh god what did i miss-

    I mean. You feel refreshed from charging.

    >Query: Secutor

    You learn from Maid-skull that the Secutor's owned this ship for at least three decades. The first time it saw him, he was already an old, scary-looking guy. He's always been GRIMDARK, but the claw-arm is a fairly recent thing. His original arm was probably damaged by the cultists you're all supposed to be tracking down.

    >Query: Hypasts; Xenotech; Weird shit

    The Hypasts came on board with the Secutor; they've been with him for at least the three decades they've used the ship for. They're a set of those creepy identicals, apparently, and the maid skull remembers spotting papers implying they might be some Magos' experiment from a ways back. It's not sure. They've always been polite to the skulls, which puts them over the Secutor in its mind.

    The skull's not sure what xenotech looks like, but the oddest thing on the ship is a large banner that was taken aboard wrapped and lock-warded by the Secutor. It's locked below-decks.
    >> Oh thank goodness it's still here Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:00 No.9420787

    Continue chit-chat with maidskull. Query: Name?

    Also, wait until the ship's inhabitants go to sleep, then investigate secret banner.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:13 No.9420964
    Ask how long maid skull has been working here.
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)12:25 No.9421169
    Silly skull, you already know the other one's name: Wyndix Alpha.

    You learn Wyndix has been working as long as the ship itself has been active: three decades.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:29 No.9421228
    Query: Current mission
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)12:32 No.9421281
    >current mission:
    >Primary: Help the Secutor with dealing with cultists devoted to Chaos Undivided.

    >Secondary: Be helpful as possible; inload information just in case.

    Wyndix informs you it is time for it to shut down for charging, and thanks you for your time. The servo-skull enjoyed your conversation; it's a nice change of pace.

    >Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:35 No.9421311
    Wander about seeking information.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:47 No.9421514
    It seems nobody's on. Wanna just continue this later?
    >> Captain AdMech guy 04/25/10(Sun)12:47 No.9421530
    It's what I was about to do;

    NEXT TIME; ON SERVO QUEST: shit actually happens! :V

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)12:49 No.9421567
    Plot development? OH MY
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:29 No.9424779
    archive this!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:42 No.9428243
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)22:06 No.9431019
    agreed, archive this for the emprah!

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