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    16 KB Dark Guard or Mouse Heresy? Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:18 No.9391660  
    Mouse Guard is a good game.
    Dark Heresy is a good game.

    Two great tastes that go great together? If so I'm staking out my PC. Mrs. Brisby, best Imperial Guardsman of all time.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:21 No.9391703
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    what the hell I'm in
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:22 No.9391712
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    Need a tech priest?
    >> Psyker Ted 04/24/10(Sat)01:22 No.9391717
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:29 No.9391810
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    Inquisitor or BBEG?

    I'm thinking the latter.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:33 No.9391898
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    This is your inquistor
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)01:46 No.9392112
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    Good suggestion, but I think her prior experience with the Rescue Aid Society and cunning fashion sense makes Bianca a superior Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:01 No.9392196
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    I choose thanquol. Fuck you it counts.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:15 No.9392416
    Choose him as what? I'm guessing Imperial Psyker.

    OK, in order we have a guardsman, an assassin, a tech-priest, a scum, the Inquisitor and the psyker. Pretty good party.

    Anyone have an adept, arbitrator, or cleric to round it out?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:16 No.9392435
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    oh hey guys whats goin on itt
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:19 No.9392475
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    ..... given the powers she manifests at the end of the movie... I'd say Miss Brisby would be the party Psyker, not Guardsman.

    Heck even if she wasn't pure numbers wise a Cleric would likely suit her better out of the carrier paths available... assuming you re-fluffed it.
    >> Alpharius 04/24/10(Sat)02:21 No.9392511
    Cleric with the Latent Psyker advance, accessed through use of a daemon artifact.
    >> Alpharius 04/24/10(Sat)02:23 No.9392533

    Your cell is part of an experimental "Sharing" program by some very radical inquisitors. You may at any time be given responsibilities by either of your superiors.
    Yes, they may contradict. They probably will, as a matter of fact.
    Yes, it's still your fault if you can't achieve their mutually exclusive goals. Failure to follow orders is heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:23 No.9392548
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:25 No.9392572
    That's... not how birds work!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:25 No.9392577
    more please
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:28 No.9392626
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    I remain outwardly loyal while plotting to get that damn warpstone jewel away from brisby as she is obviously incapable of understanding it's true potential and the power it may grant me..for the empire of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:29 No.9392644
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    Seeing she isn't a Guardsman now we're in lack of one. How about these two chuckle heads as Arbitrator (Chip), and Guardsman (Dale) Respectively?

    Guess that leaves.. Basil to be the party adept rounding out the party nicely.

    ... Micky though? Higher up in the chain of command, DMPC I'm afraid.

    Pinky, and the Brain? Agents of Chaos no doubt 'just as planed' types... or.. well not just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:30 No.9392656
    That's not how rats work either.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/24/10(Sat)02:33 No.9392682
    Pinky & The Brain would be cultists and recurring plot characters, often showing up to throw a wrench in the works or to reveal the next plot point. They're generally harmless, but could start getting nastier in endgame.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:33 No.9392684
    I assign her guardsman, despite her non-demonstration of combat skills, because of her huge brass ovaries. Despite not having any kind of superhuman edge she goes up against The Great Owl, Dragon The Cat (twice), and the Rats of NIMH.

    That's guardsman level courage.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:34 No.9392697
    >implying that only guardsmen can be courageous
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:37 No.9392740
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    Yeah... the other carrier paths are very capable of courage...I mean.. the starting cost of 'Willpower' for Clerics is 100p.. compared to Guardsman 500p

    In addition clerics are well rounded, and get a lot more mundane skills that would suit her (like say cooking) rather then being all about kicking butt.
    >> The Pancake 04/24/10(Sat)02:37 No.9392741
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:39 No.9392759
    >mundane skills that would suit her (like say cooking)


    that is REALLY sexist

    I am disappoint, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:46 No.9392878
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    Sexist? She's a mother of four kids, and pretty much all her actions are devoted to keeping them safe, and well. Is it so odd that she have a motherly skill set?

    I mean I could understand if you were calling me out for saying that Gadget, or Bianca needed that sort of thing (As they sure as hell don't) but this is a bit silly.

    Guh, blasted woman folk cause nothing but disagreements.
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 04/24/10(Sat)02:48 No.9392914
    Dood, wasn't she a mom? Cooking is a god-mode skill for a mom. No sexism there.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:49 No.9392944
    I'm forced to concur. The Novice level of the Cleric career has both cooking and copyist ("I can read, a little. Jonathan taught me.") as entry-level advances. Subsequent levels seem to match up as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)02:51 No.9392973
    She's just a housewife, that's kinda the whole point

    So for a DH verson of her it would be like she finds out her husband was really an Inquisitor and makes her finish his last mission
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:00 No.9393116
    I always hated the part where she just levitated the fucking house out of the mind

    Up to that point I was almost willing to believe all the 'magical' phenomena could have been explained away with some kind of sufficiently advanced tech, but no, turns out she was wearing a wizard cloak all along

    It should have ended with her fireballin the farmer
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:09 No.9393302
    It kind of fucked her up, and that was with the motivation of saving her children. I doubt she'd be able to summon up the energy for fireballing.

    Seems like a good team. I'm making up DangerMouse being a huge douche though. He's got the skills to really contribute, but for some reason he thinks being seconded to the Inquisition is somehow beneath him.

    Probably the whole taking orders from a housewife thing chafing him.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)03:43 No.9393841
    I love you /tg/ never change
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:00 No.9394051
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    So, is templeton skum, or a nurgle cultist?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:02 No.9394063
    Just skum.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:21 No.9394285
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    Team adept, since they are lacking in one.

    Overall the retinue is combat weak, but that fits since they are rodents.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:23 No.9394308
    You speak as if they were mutually exclusive.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:36 No.9394471
    A retinue throw down against their Inquisitor?

    Inconceivable. Mice or men it would be a slaughter. Having the ultimate foe be The Mouse is already unfair enough, even with this group.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:40 No.9394513
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    do you have room for me?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:41 No.9394529
    Eldar would be cats.
    Orks would be dogs.

    Space Marines would be bulldog-sized rats.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:43 No.9394554
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:44 No.9394562
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    What? Don't be silly there's already a team Adept! Basil the Great mouse detective must be there!

    Why? Because forcing him to work on a team with Ratigan would be absolute comedy gold. Forced to work the criminal 'Scum' he's been trying to put away for years, simply because the Inquisition deems Ratigans 'minor grievances' a piety trifle over the use his contacts, and underworld knowledge. Xenos, and heretics are the real enemies after all.

    Ratigan would have a freaking field day with it, twisting the knife by acting chummy with Basil whenever possible, often making him appear to be the temperamental asshole in front of the rest of the group.

    Just... don't suggest he's from a feral world okay...?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:44 No.9394565
    Shit that I wish did not exist No. 538567
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:48 No.9394611
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    Riding herd on those assholes would explain Mrs. Brisby's occasional lapses.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:50 No.9394634
    Hm? No sorry. There are no Sisters of battle on the team, so your services shall not be required.

    Just wait five years, and join the guard kid.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:51 No.9394644
    somewhere i have a picture of fievel with a chainsaw and hockey mask that would be perfect for this thread, cant find it at all though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:52 No.9394648
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    You know I'm actually quite surprised this didn't come up yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:52 No.9394663
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    >There are no Sisters of battle on the team

    Well I propose we fix that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:54 No.9394673
    Oh look, the Scum has arrived.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:55 No.9394686
    I'm loath to say it, but basically you guys are making Hrud for DH?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:56 No.9394700
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    Well at first I was going to rage, but... yeah, I guess this is rather apropos.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:56 No.9394704
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:57 No.9394715
    inb4 Monterrey Jack, manliest mouse to ever mouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)04:59 No.9394733
    I don't know, do scum get technical skills?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:00 No.9394740
    But... The Secret of Nimh already HAS an Adept and/or Magos... Mr. Ages!

    And it also has a Guardsman... Justin! (That mouse with the blue doublet and the sword.)

    And it even has a Psyker: Nicodemus!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:02 No.9394770
    And before you ask how I know this... I was in after-school YMCA programs and I was a babysitter for many years.... I was practically force-fed a dozen ranks in Specialist Knowledge (Animated Children's Movies)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:02 No.9394771
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    You needed somebody for the fighting?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:02 No.9394775
    Monterrey Jack is no mere mouse, he is the mouse equivalent of a god damn Ogryn.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:02 No.9394782
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:03 No.9394791

    rat ogre
    >> Gnollbard !aDIap4MeRg 04/24/10(Sat)05:08 No.9394860
    Hey man, no shame whatsoever. I just re-watched it to relive a bit of my childhood.

    Martin the freaking Warrior. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:08 No.9394862
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    Someone call for a Tech Priest?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:09 No.9394863
    yeap thats the one i was looking for
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:11 No.9394884
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    Did somebody call for a Space Marine?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:20 No.9395000
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    Did somebody call for a warp drive?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:21 No.9395012
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    May the Emperor protect our brave mice. Are they crafty enough to defeat a Daemon Prince?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:22 No.9395015
    Its official. Everything in 40k thats human related, can be replaced by an animated mouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:27 No.9395067
    This made me bust a gut laughing. Thank you Anon, you've made my day!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:31 No.9395128
    Tau are lemmings
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:32 No.9395133

    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:34 No.9395161
    I'd buy the Mousequistion novels.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:35 No.9395179
    Tyranids... well would literally be bugs I guess.

    No change really.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:35 No.9395192
    Didn't somebody actually stat her for Dark Heresy?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:36 No.9395202
    Sword of Martin the Warrior = power sword? Or chainsword?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:39 No.9395239
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    I dont know what he would do, or how he would fit, but any mouse with a uniform this snazzy deserves to be included.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:41 No.9395262
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:42 No.9395270
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:43 No.9395282
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    >>This entire thread
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:44 No.9395296
    >Freya as sister of battle

    I'm okay with this.jpg

    Any drawfags up tonight, cus I wont to see that. Seriphem of course, so she can be jump infantry
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:44 No.9395300
    Blessed monofilament force sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:45 No.9395304
    >Biker mice from mars
    >not techmarines

    Don't know if want
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:46 No.9395314
    As long as we don't make anything in this remotely sexual, I'm happy with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:49 No.9395349
    Better as a villain. Note the eight pointed star emblem. She'd probably be some kind of recurring antagonist.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:49 No.9395351
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    Every campaign needs a nemesis....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:49 No.9395356
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:53 No.9395396
    NO! Bad fa/tg/uy! *fwaps with newspaper*
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:54 No.9395415
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:56 No.9395435
    It's Mousequisition. The closest they get to being sexual is having their minds sandblasted by a Slaaneshi rape demon.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:56 No.9395444

    How about Psyker Mice from Mars?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:57 No.9395455
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    Slaneshi high cultist. (And yes i know he is technicly a fox, but in the superior american version he is portrayed as a rat)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:57 No.9395459
    A Slaaneshi rape demon with cocks for eyes, to be precise.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)05:58 No.9395471
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:00 No.9395487
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:04 No.9395530
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    Cool villain?
    Cluny the Scourge!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:08 No.9395570
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    Don't forget about Ink-Eyes.
    Donno what sort of assassin would fit best.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:15 No.9395651
    Someone please archive this. :P
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:21 No.9395702
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    The villian from tale of desperaux (crappy movie but this villian fits) as a planetary governer who is secretly a heritic (or maybe just trying to secesseed from the imperium)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:23 No.9395715
    Death cultist, don't try to shoehorn her as a Temple Assassin.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:54 No.9395959
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    Someone call for a dungeon crawl?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)06:58 No.9395995
    Good, idea but which Chaos god does she serve?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)07:08 No.9396070
    Chem: Slaanesh
    Rat: Nurgle.

    Take your pick.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)07:48 No.9396424
    The "set everything on fire" bit could easily be Khorne, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)10:26 No.9398055
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    So who do we got here once all is said, and done? The Party of 7 with one character per career path while trying to keep the source material varied?

    -Brisby as the Cleric, moral center, and unofficial leader of the team. Gaining that latent Psyker advance as the game goes on.
    -Gadget as our Tech priest (duh)
    -Danger Mouse as our Badass Assassin
    -Ratigan as our Scum.. until he (inevitably) double crosses the team. Replaced with Fievel a poor street kid.
    -Basil as our Adept... who is replaced by Remy if he doesn't survive the double cross mentioned above.
    -Martin as our kickass, Power sword to the face, Guardsman.
    -Thanquol as our Psyker... cause well.. he got brought up first, and we don't have many others? hoho
    -Ugh.. Arbitrator. Don't want to use the Chipmunks. Someone help me out here. Timothy (dumbo)? Jerry maybe?

    Then we have our supporting cast, Villains, and NPCs
    -Bianca as our Inquisitor, a surprisingly classy boss for the team
    -Micky who is higher up in the organization then any of the other NPCs, and may be the secret BBG of the game.
    -Characters such as P+Brain(cultists), Chem Rat (Scum), Monty(S-Marine), Big Cheese(cultist), Pysker Mice (*snickers*), Freya/Ink Eyes(SoB's) and so on.

    Ahhh It's always fun pondering non-sense for nothing else but the sake of boredom.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)11:05 No.9398506
    You dare to assume an Imperial Saint would assist you when so much more is to be found on the front of battle? Truly, you have never understood the imperial creed: 'I am that is, My Sword Lies With You.'
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)12:10 No.9399335
    Actually, rats are naturally very clean animals. They're just willing to do whatever it takes to survive, and there's only so much you can do whwn you're living in a garbage heap.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)12:57 No.9399910
    Ratigan was going to be another Inquisitor, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)13:08 No.9400036
    The book was fuckwin.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)14:06 No.9400848
    I am unaware of martin the warrior. Should I look that up?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)14:31 No.9401217
    It's from the Redwall series by Brian Jacques. It's an excellent series.

    Let's have Templeton (from Charlotte's Web) be our Scum, Ratigan's still too much of a BBEG... and face it, Templeton can get anything.

    And though I love Thanquol, we should let Nicodemus (from Secret of NIMH) be our psyker, because then we have our entire party from non-GW/Warhammer material...

    I like the idea of Martin the Warrior as an Imperial Saint; BADASS.

    As for our Arbitrator, I vote Reepicheep from Narnia.
    >> poor speller 04/24/10(Sat)14:34 No.9401254
    ah ok, redwall is on my to eventualy get/read list already so no need to change it.
    >> poor speller 04/24/10(Sat)14:36 No.9401283
    Rattigon is our other inquisitor, this is the 40k universe, even the good guys are normaly assholes.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)14:38 No.9401319
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    Pic related, it's Reepicheep!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)14:44 No.9401383
    If Martin becomes Sainted up, Matthias will do in his place, as potential heir to that legacy.
    Or it could be Martin before becoming, in the process, Imperial Saint.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)14:54 No.9401503
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    But Ratigan feeds his minions to his fucking cat if they say the wrong thing... (call him a rat).

    Mind you, I think just about any one of our Acolytes could take down a cat either through skill or wit. Except maybe Templeton.
    >> Alpharius 04/24/10(Sat)14:58 No.9401551
    Hey /tg/. I have a pair of pet rats, one of whom is sitting on my knee, reading as I type.

    We each approve of this thread, Skuld and I.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:01 No.9401581
    Cluny = Khornate villain? Awesome blade-on-tail fun...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:03 No.9401616
    "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only CHEESE!"
    >> poor speller 04/24/10(Sat)15:07 No.9401675
    So Ratigan is a commisar not an inquisitor?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:10 No.9401715
    I had not thought of that... Commissar Ratigan... I like it!

    Though, it's been years since I've thought of the Redwall books... wasn't there one with a mouse chick who hit people with a big, knotted rope? Was that Mariel? Maybe she could be a Sister of Battle...

    Also, I kind of want to see if there's a Redwall RPG anywhere. I'd play a badass, hotroot-eating otter.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:39 No.9402158
    What about Stuart Little?
    >> Alpharius 04/24/10(Sat)15:40 No.9402182
    Civilian bystander.

    He is killed by a stray bolt round and later ground into corpse starch.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:43 No.9402221

    Compared to the normal causes of death in 40k, he got off easy.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:49 No.9402309
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    what are you talking about, he got perged for inapropriate relations with xenos
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:50 No.9402314
    purged even.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)15:52 No.9402334
    So are Birds Eldar, and Cats Deamons? Roaches and Spiders are 'Nids, what are Orks and Tau?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:00 No.9402468
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    Did someone say FURRY MARINES?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:01 No.9402489
    Go read a webcomic called Exterminatus Now.


    Do it!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:01 No.9402501
    It's terrible! What a shock.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:04 No.9402543

    I'll wait until you guys have finished brainstorming, though. Then I'll probably get distracted and absent-mindedly stare at a wall for a few hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:04 No.9402557
    that is not a mouse, it does not belong in this thread, or as part of humanity in the mousequisition setting.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:05 No.9402568
    I read that now and then. Fun stuff. Grimdark, with a tangy sadistic humour edge.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:06 No.9402586
    More Furry Inquisition.

    Still entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:06 No.9402597
    even as a standalone, freya as a SoB jump troop would still be a quality bit of /tg/ drawfagotry
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:07 No.9402614
    I am aware of it. The attack is ineffectual.

    Look on the right shin plate.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:08 No.9402620
    its not just furry, its Sonic + 40k inquisition. I find it entertaining, because I enjoy retarded setting crossovers. Also this is an awesome thread.
    >> Dr.Gradamit !ayvek5nFcU 04/24/10(Sat)16:11 No.9402687
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    I, Brain-iac, have assembled my Fearsome Feline Force to battle the Seven Mice of Destiny! What's that Jokey? No, I won't pull your finger....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:16 No.9402780
    What, no Fat Cat?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:17 No.9402793
    Jerry took the "Mute" flaw for extra points so he could buy manipulation.
    >> poor speller 04/24/10(Sat)16:18 No.9402810
    So would fat cat be slaneshi (he was a bit of a hedonist) or nurgle (fat)?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:19 No.9402844
    Chem-rat and Gadget would make decent foils for one another, just considering the inventions and traps. The style of villainy works reasonably well anyway... terror tactics involving explosions, theft of technology and wanton use of forbidden technology... the AdMech would want her dead for sure, but she's not BBEG material like the others, really.

    Minion for Ratigan, or Brain? Or mercenary with no loyalty to either and a tendency to pop up wherever?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:21 No.9402874
    when faced with a choice like that pick the one that is less superficial

    he is slaaneshi
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:22 No.9402901
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    You can't only have one Swat Kat, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:23 No.9402909
    Also, Ink-Eyes would be a baddie too. She's "Servant of Oni" guys. That's probably be "Servant of Daemons" in 40k.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:24 No.9402929
    Fat Cat'd be a criminal. He doesn't give a fuck about the Chaos gods except to occasionally pimp them out to heretics, just like he treats aliens and mutants as commodities.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:24 No.9402933
    What the dicks? Since when does being fat associate you with nurgle? His followes are fat because of CORPSE GAS and diseases that make them so. If you're fat because you eat too much or just generally live a hedonistic lifestyle that is DEFINITELY Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:26 No.9402952
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    Imperial Saint
    >> )} 04/24/10(Sat)16:27 No.9402966
    >> poor speller 04/24/10(Sat)16:27 No.9402976

    Master Splinter!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:29 No.9403015
    Of course, Ink-Eyes and Freya have a love/hate relationship, since they are fanatics of opposite creeds, but the fiery passion of service to their gods draws them to each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:31 No.9403055
    That's terrible and stupid.

    Looking at it in that light, I guess it's not a bad thing if we include Chem-Rat, just as long as she's not sexualized.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:38 No.9403170
    Definitely merc. She doesn't seem the type to be loyal to anyone other than herself.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)16:45 No.9403283
    There are more inquisition worthy animated mice than I had originaly thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:01 No.9403508
    has this thread been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:07 No.9403605
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    Xeno oracle predicts dark times ahead.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:09 No.9403655
    Apparently it has:

    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:44 No.9404223
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    What just happened in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:48 No.9404282
    Only good things my freind. Only good things.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:51 No.9404344
    >only furry things
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)17:57 No.9404440
    nah, with the exception of a troll earlier on, this thread has been refressingly fetish free.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)18:03 No.9404528
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    So, more Rangerphile porn required?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)18:11 No.9404650
    no but we could use some more awesome animated mice to go into the setting.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)18:13 No.9404712
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    non mouse/rat rodents are abhuman equivilents. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)19:15 No.9405908
    holy crap this thread is still alive from last night, did not expect that
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)19:20 No.9406002

    WAIT. PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!! They're mice, and thus they fit into this setting!

    ....... How could I have forgotten all about that?

    Also, since Mickey was once a sorceror, and since he's the symbol for a massive corporate empire, AND since they keep extending his dead copyright by any means possible.... I propose Mickey for Emperor of Mousekind!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)19:33 No.9406218
    I guess that could work, but then we couldnt kill him at the end as the secret BBEG
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:02 No.9406795
    >>I propose Mickey for Emperor of Mousekind!

    I concur. He's not only a sorcerer, but the spiritual father of all animated mice. It would be nice to have Bianca's Acolytes take his corporate ass down, but Mouse Emperor fits much better.

    Mice are usually portrayed as having a hidden, parallel society to humans, so that means Mickey's corpse is kept alive in a tiny little Golden Throne next to the Emperor's on Holy Terra. His existence is preserved through the arcane science of copyright extension.

    I'm picking up a League of Extraordinary Gentleman vibe in that this is only the latest incarnation of the team. Back in the day guys like Splinter, Mr. Ages and Nicodemus were the ones keeping the Mouse Imperium safe. Now the torch has been passed.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:13 No.9406973

    I like the idea of the torch being passed from one generation to another. Very awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:20 No.9407101
    Pinky and the Brain are a couple of our cultists. Or possibly hereteks. I fully support Mickey for Emperor of Mousekind though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:21 No.9407120
    I remember when thinly veiled furry threads would not get 150 plus replies on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:23 No.9407155
    That's nice, dear.

    Now bend over and brace for a good, hard yiffing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:37 No.9407357
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    no mention of pixie and dixie? I am dissapoint
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:44 No.9407497
    No one's mentioned that mouse from Alice and Wonderland, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:45 No.9407521
    They're all too youngfag. :(

    So, do we have a master list for drawfaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:46 No.9407538
    Dark Heresy isn't a good game. It uses mechanics so antiquated even WFRP has abandoned them, for Christ's sake.

    How can you appreciate the elegance and functionality of Mouse Guard and still play Dark Heresy? Ugh. Ugh, I say.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:46 No.9407542
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    The Old Mice are legends, one and all. There is no end to the stories told of their exploits and the foes they defeated. But the name of one particular enemy is spoken of only in hushed tones.

    Itchy was one of the most dangerous, homicidal and psychotic threats the Mousequisition ever faced. They ran into him again and again, finally ending his life at the cost of some of their own when he tried to instigate a war with the xenos for his twisted amusement.

    Now there are whispers that he is back and gathering strength. True or not there is definitely a Cult of Itchy forming in the Mouse Empire. The retinue is tasked with uncovering the truth and ending the threat once and for all.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:49 No.9407615
    this soulds like the mouse problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:50 No.9407638

    I agree and am tearing my Decemberist T Shirt in rage as we speak.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:57 No.9407759
    Thats because the the doormouse was fairly shitty character who barely got a cameo in the movie he was from. Maybe make him a servitor somewere for background flavor but that would be it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)20:59 No.9407816
    He/She's a much more active character in the newer version, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)21:04 No.9407914
    Clearly a Champion of Chaos Undivided. His thirst for blood is Khornate. He frequently outwits Scratchy with elaborate plans (Tzeentch) and he clearly revels in extreme, sadistic torture (Slaanesh). Nurgle's always a hard one to fit though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)21:10 No.9408018
    Nurgle is a god of disease, death, and family. Scratchy was from a family show (at least by the standards of the simpsons universe)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)21:37 No.9408584
    so itchy is abadon?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)21:56 No.9408958
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    I like the fact that, like his inspiration Moriarty, nobody is able to pin down Ratigan.

    Where he came from, what his rank in the Mousequistion was and what happened on that fateful mission that neither he nor Basil returned from are secrets that few mice know and none speak of.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)21:58 No.9408988
    Family.... 'cause children are the most expensive STD.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/10(Sat)23:43 No.9410864
    If this is true, then where were the Mouse-Emperor's lost sons, the Primmouses?

    Also: Mouse-Imperium writegittery, as from the point of view of Imperium agents finding tiny icons and idols to a tiny God-Mouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)01:07 No.9412391
    Isn't it obvious? He inspires others to bravery, has a classy uniform, and a big hat.

    Also, you're all forgetting certain japanese yellow mouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:18 No.9413681
    >>Also, you're all forgetting certain japanese yellow mouse.

    Which would be who?

    Any drawfags who want to tackle this, this seems like a solid lineup.

    The Previous Team
    -Nicodemus (young!). Secret of NIMH. Psyker and leader. Wears an amulet that boosts his psychic abilities.
    - Mr. Ages (young!) Secret of NIMH. Tech-priest.
    -Brother Splinter (he wasn't a Master until much later). Assassin.
    - Miss Bianca. The Rescuers. Noble. Same age as present day. Since rising to the rank of Inquisitor she got anti-aging treatments.
    -Bernard. The Rescuers. Scum. Not a hard core one. More of a nervous, career middle-management criminal. With a surprising ability to make friends and an amazingly deep contact network. Bianca's one true love, killed on a mission.
    (I'm excluding Jonathan Brisby, since even with the anti-aging NIMH treatments Mr. Ages and Nicodemus are much older than Jonathan would have been.)

    The Modern Age. Version One.
    - Mrs. Brisby. Secret of NIMH. Cleric and leader. Has an amulet giving her the latent psychic advantage. A gift of Nicodemus.
    - Danger Mouse. Eponymous. Assassin. Probably in the background leaning against something in shadows, trying to look cool.
    - Gadget. Rescue Rangers. Tech Priestess.
    - Ratigan. Great Mouse Detective. Scum.
    - Basil. Great Mouse Detective. Adept. Hates Ratigan.

    The Modern Age. Version Two.
    - Replace Ratigan and Basil with the following.
    - Remy. Ratatouille. Adept. Clearly the newbie, probably smiling and giving an awkwards thumbs-up.
    - Templeton. Charlotte's Web. Scum.

    I like to think that Danger Mouse had both eyes in Version One and only one with his trademark eye-patch in Version Two, but your mileage may vary.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)02:28 No.9413841
    Can you be a comisar in dark heresy? If not, quality NPC
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:22 No.9414635
    Dont forget Freya (FF IX) as a Sister of Battle
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)03:57 No.9415088
    well this thread has survived one night, lets see if it will last another?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)04:55 No.9415753
    >>Also: Mouse-Imperium writegittery, as from the point of view of Imperium agents finding tiny icons and idols to a tiny God-Mouse.

    I'll take a stab at it.

    They were his retinue. His acolytes. Each one of them personally chosen and recruited by Inquisitor Roget Anathell.

    Until now they had no idea how far above them he was.

    Their recruitment had been memorable to say the least. But despite the display of seals and sigils that could not be denied, they had taken place in worlds they were familiar with. The back rooms of taverns, flats rented by the hour or pre-furnished luxury apartments on otherwise empty floors. Now they were meeting their Inquisitor on his own terms.

    They had reported their concerns, pleaded for a consultation, begged for a meeting and finally issued the ultimatum (which the bulk of their retinue had refused to sign) before finally arranging this conference. One on his own turf, one for which even the noble in their group was sadly unprepared for.

    The guards and scans were to be expected. The luxury of the offices could only be guessed at, but exceeded all expectations. The disdain for security after the brusque search upon landing was chilling. Whatever guarded their patron is was both invisible, and judging from the disdain given to those who had faced Chaos itself, all but certain to kill them dead should they raise a hand against their Inquisitor.

    Inquistor Anthell's office was surprisingly homey after the vistas and mind-numbing architecture experienced on the way in. It was only in retrospect that the noble of their group realized that the shift was part of the carefully crafted experience of their entry. A small room, smaller than most Hiveworld apartments, the furnishings welcoming and warm with grox-leather carpeting and walnut shelves loaded with books, scrolls and data-pads.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)04:56 No.9415768
    "Hercule, Miselin, Baroness Andra Mac Kiv. Welcome. I understand you have something you very strongly wish to bring to my attention?" Inquisitor Anathell asked.

    Despite the rehearsal the acolytes looked at each other before the noble amongst their number stepped forward.

    "Inquisitor, as we have reported, on our missions we have discovered artifacts that we feel need to be brought to your attention," reaching into her pocket, involuntarily hunching as she expected plasma, gravitic or even more exotic energies to plunge into her at the movement, she withdrew the... idols and spread them across his desk.

    They were all small, none larger than a finger, but clearly made. Though not by human hands, or by any hands deserving the name human. Varied in materials from gold to glass they uniformly depicted a large-eared, long-snouted humanoid that if you squinted and let your imagination run wild could be interpreted as a mouse.

    Anathell, gaze locked with the noble, picked up one of the idols. When he broke the gaze to inspect what was between his fingers the Baroness felt an absurd relief. She was after all a member of the peerage and a mere civil-servant, even one of the Inquisition should not upset her so.

    "Interesting. What we have here is a child's prank. I can understand your concern as it is a widespread phenomenon. Trust me, we are looking into it. No need to concern yourselves any further."

    The noble heard the gasp and curse of the guardsman behind her. Not a true guardsman, his background was in the PDF of a planet so backwards that their rulers barely rated an Esquire. But a trusted companion despite his low birth, and not one prone to lose his composure.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)04:57 No.9415782
    "My...." the noble interrupted and then paused. Her knowledge of the peerage was flawless, her mastery of etiquette beyond reproach, but until now she had never realized that Inquisitors had no formal form of address in any of the many books she had read and memorized. "...Inquisitor. I beg to differ. This is clearly beyond a child's prank. We have subjected these idols to electron-scanning microscopes and what we have found..."

    "What you have found Baroness," the Inquisitor interrupted. "Is a surprisingly widespread children's prank. Are we clear?"

    The noble looked back at her comrades, the astonishment in her own eyes was reflected back at her, and that gave her the strength to try again.

    "But Inquistor..." the noble began, only to be interrupted once more.

    "A widespread children's prank, passing through swamp gas, reflected off the Astronomicon with magnetic polarization assembling random dust particles into forms that too an excited mind may appear as artifacts," Anathell said with finality. "You and your team have proven valuable to this office, and I admire your persistence in bringing any and all possible problems to my attention. This particular matter however is closed. Please do not continue and make me regret this meeting."

    The noble instantly threw the well practiced SILENCE DANGER hand-signals she had learned to her guardsman companion. It had saved their lives before and would again if he could restrain anymore outbursts.

    "Apologies Inquisitor. We will not trouble you again on this matter," she said with a bow, turning and leading her closest comrades out of the office with a warning glare to not speak until they were well off the planet.

    Silence reigned in the Inquisitor's office for a time.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)04:58 No.9415789
    Finally a voice was heard, though not from Anathell and from a point much lower than any human could speak without great effort.

    "Swamp gas dahling? Really?"

    Inquisitor Roget Anathell, master of life, death and all he cared to survey across thousands of star systems in Imperial Space looked down.

    "Andra Mac Kiv knows what I meant and she rules that retinue. If she keeps up the good work she might be worth inducting some day. In any case, they'll ignore spillover from now on. How are things at your end?"

    "Perfectly marvelous dahling. Now if you'll excuse me I need to attend to my own duties."

    The inquisitor leaned back in his chair, enjoying a brief moment without the press of duties. The security systems that watched his office and protected him with energies far stranger than any acolyte could know \ ignored the brief scurrying at his feet and the swift vanishing of a pink tail through a hole in his office.

    Yeah, I know way too long. I need to twitter more and what-not, but that's how the story came out.
    >> That Shadowrun Fag 04/25/10(Sun)05:01 No.9415828
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