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    286 KB CHUDFIGHT Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:11 No.9374590  
    Hey, so i got to drinking, then I got to thinking.

    What if instead of going on maury or springer, you got sent to the arena. No paternity test on the 9th random black guy, instead you get to square off against some out of control team with an axe handle.

    What would be the best system to run such a game, where each player gets a stable of these abominations? Like Pokemon just with trailer trash.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:11 No.9374595
    Probably Inquisitor.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:12 No.9374596

    Also, could someone stat out blade goth and victim of incest?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:12 No.9374597

    Oh fuck, you're right.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:14 No.9374602
    Yeah, you'd get to explore the crippling injuries and terrible weapons in full.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:14 No.9374606
    Necromunda. If you want detail, use GURPS combat rules.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:17 No.9374621

    I'm looking for something that can be used to put together a stable of shut ins within an hour, I think gurps may be too complex.


    Mutations could be refluffled, instead of scaly skin victim of incest just has extra layers of fat providing the armor bonus, and bladegoth's cutting has given him feel no pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:19 No.9374635
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    You're going to need more Rednecks and trailer trash stereotypes as well you know. Though I like where this thread is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:19 No.9374638

    WS: 32
    BS: 40
    S: 26
    T: 35
    I: 50
    Wp: 22
    Sg: 34
    Nv: 56
    Ld: 23

    Weapons: 2 knives that cannot be disarmed.
    Armour: 3 points of ablative armour on all locations but head (fat).

    Talents: Ambidextrous, Feint.
    Exotic Abilities: Vampirism.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:20 No.9374640

    Just roll 1d6+7 for their attributes, and spend the time looking through disadvantages. Forget about points.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:22 No.9374660
    Victim of Incest:

    WS: 45
    BS: 21
    S: 50
    T: 44
    I: 33
    Wp: 34
    Sg: 09
    Nv: 80
    Ld: 05

    Weapons: Short sword
    Armour: 3 points of ablative armour on all but head (fat).

    Talents: Nerves of Steel, True Grit.
    Exotic Abilities: Frenzy
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:26 No.9374677
    God damn it. If you're going to use wrist knives, that is NOT the way to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:26 No.9374681
    If you are going to be a person, that is not the way to do it.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:27 No.9374686
    Possible battlefields could be the loading docks of a wallmart, the interior of a kw cafeteria or the parking lot of a toby kieth concert.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:29 No.9374697
    Let's face it, this could go down anywhere. You see this miserable freaks around all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:30 No.9374703

    Outside court, Primary school parent teacher evening, Supermarket. I will think of some more.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:31 No.9374708
    Alright, would anyone be willing to actually sit down over the internet and play this? Maybe set up a tournament over openrpg or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:31 No.9374714
    I'm not gonna lie, it's too funny to play, at least for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:31 No.9374715
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:33 No.9374722

    Well, none of us will be strapped for character concepts.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:33 No.9374728
    The top gladiator of my stable is going to be Chris-chan.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:34 No.9374731
    I'm going to come back to this when im more awake and soberer. But i want to do this badly. I'm gonna save bladegoth and victim of incests stats and try again later.

    If anyone wants in on the trailor trash colliseum shoot me an email at wastelandwarriorsuptg@gmail.com
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:37 No.9374753

    Ah, but everybody already knows his weakness. Take the Sonichu medallion, and you have the perfect hostage.

    That said, I feel so much pity for him, and place 100% of the blame for where he is now on his shitty parents.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:37 No.9374759
    the word chudfight has made my evening
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:38 No.9374764
    It's more of a prestige thing. I don't use him in fights anymore, I just set him out to stud.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:41 No.9374787


    You sir, are a master lulzsmith.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:42 No.9374801

    Hell yes. Using it from now on to describe white trash disputes.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:45 No.9374825

    Trademarked by ww, you owe me a nickle whenever you say it or think it or hear someont think or say it.

    Anywho, I've been thinking about it and if this does actually get off the ground and I can get people into it, I claim bladegoth and victim of incest for my stable of gladiachuds.

    I think starting out you should only have no more then 4 of them and everyone starts with a certain amount of points which they can wager on the chudfights or use to buy more chuds or chudgear.
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:47 No.9374841
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    Weapons like this... pacefalm.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:48 No.9374850
    Statwise I tried to make them sort of equal. Victim of Incest is slower but more powerful whereas Bladegoth is weak but has more attacks. Both can heal either indepedently or by attacking the other gladiachud.

    I think we should come up with a more balanced statline though. Say, roll a d6. 1-2 is one statline, 3-4 is another, 5-6 is another. Each is accurate/fast/strong/whatever.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:49 No.9374852

    Shitty wall hangers, novelty weapons and farm implements only. Even in the dankest part of texas, in the seediest gunshop no one would sell one of these abominations a gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:49 No.9374861
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    When would you even get to use weapons like this? Unwieldy, hard to conceal, less effective then a simple knife.
    Are you hoping people will pee their pants laughing at the dork who thinks he's wolverine or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:49 No.9374862
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:50 No.9374867

    Maybe we could make some Chud settings for different systems as well, like Chudscape, Dragonchud, Transhuman Chud, and Chudhammer 40,000.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:50 No.9374868

    You'd get to use them in the CHUDOME.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:50 No.9374873
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    Dildoknives are pretty stealthy though.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:51 No.9374875
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:51 No.9374877
    >Chudscape, Dragonchud, Transhuman Chud, and Warhammer 40,000.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:51 No.9374878
    they aren't called penis blades for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:52 No.9374881
    I'm partial to Riddle of Steel, myself.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:52 No.9374883

    Instead of chariot races they race in their windowless panel vans with no seats inside and dragons painted on the sides.

    Winner gets a handicap plate for his obesity, the greatest honor he can flaunt when he drives to wallmart.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:52 No.9374889
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:53 No.9374896
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    Why do people like this even exist? I have more respect for the 500 lbs Alabama guy that jousts on his electric wheel chair.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:53 No.9374900
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    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:54 No.9374904

    Instead of fighting wild beasts, the chuds would also fight furries.

    Oh, also, I gotta claim the fat icp chick whose baby chose to die rather then grow up listening to icp for my stable. She's the prize hog.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:55 No.9374907
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:55 No.9374909

    18th century antique firearms? Stolen weapons? Or just bike chains and 2x4s?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:56 No.9374917
    Stables should have an alpha, prize hog and then runners. These are in order of power, and only fight against others of their type except in grand guignol matches.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:56 No.9374918
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    "I am the Grammaton Cleric."
    [attempt Gun Kata against the 5 enemy soldiers.]
    [rolls a 1]
    "Your attack fails. Due to not exercising proper trigger disciple and, well, pointing the muzzle of the gun at your own body, you shoot your own knee. You suffer..."
    [rolls an 8]
    "8 damage. Your right knee is unusuable unless it is treated."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:57 No.9374923
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    My prized stud, I breed him with fat angsty teenagers to produce the fighting chuds of the future.
    >> Bemused GM 04/23/10(Fri)07:57 No.9374925

    There is no part of that set up that is a bad idea. I encourage all of you to make immediate use of this weapon in all your games; you will totally kick the shit out of stuff.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:57 No.9374927

    If you cant get it out of a mail order catalouge delivered to your door then you cant have it.

    If you sold guns for a living, would you sell one to victim of incest of bladegoth? Remember, thanks to the brady campaign you will probably get sued over what he does with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:57 No.9374929
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    Sadly, one of the more respectable fighters to compete.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:57 No.9374931
    >bike chains and 2x4s
    Reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Khan goes redneck.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:58 No.9374937
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    Steve "Pig-Faced" Wilson makes his debut...
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)07:59 No.9374941

    That's the idea, you dont waste valuable athletes in death sports, you waste the simple kid who pets bunnies to hard and is just waiting to do something that will get him executed in texas.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:59 No.9374944

    I know, but instead of chuds playing, I want chud minis. Then it can be and endlessly recursive chudscapade, with chuds fielding the most chuddy 1500 point armies made entirely of delicately painted chud miniatures.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)07:59 No.9374945
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    Fatguys love complicated and aesthetically pleasing weaboo weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:00 No.9374950
    You could have bear baiting where you see how many chuds it takes to kill an actual death row inmate.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:01 No.9374954
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    Vs. This gang of miscreants.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:01 No.9374956

    That's why it's Chudfight, and not valuable, productive members of society fight.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:01 No.9374959

    Why not just a bear?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:02 No.9374961
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:02 No.9374965
    >aesthetically pleasing

    None of these pictures related.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:02 No.9374969
    You send the bear in after they manage to kill the inmate.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:02 No.9374970
    >aesthetically pleasing
    Could you give us some examples?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:02 No.9374971
    Jesus fuck, don't look at the one to the left's eyes. THey burn through my soul...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:03 No.9374975

    True, and it would be hilarious to hear them collectively mispronouncing every word they speak. Example: Bear -> Bar
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:03 No.9374979
    Right sorry, soul burning caused momentary confusion/fail
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:03 No.9374984
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    Special weapon category: THE DAWBLE GLAWK.

    Weapon demonstration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:04 No.9374988
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:04 No.9374993
    Somebody please archive this, it is filling up with lulz.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:04 No.9374998
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:04 No.9375000
    Oh my god, that never even occurred to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:05 No.9375001
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    God damnit. Only stormtroopers can save us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:05 No.9375005
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    Gunther with his Skul-gun.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:05 No.9375006

    That's not chud, that's just plain awesome.

    Also, we don't want the chuds to be armed enough to overpower the guards. THe only firearms present will be the ones in the hands of the guards incase Chudicus leads a rebellion.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:06 No.9375010
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    NO. NO. NO. NO.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:06 No.9375013
    What about you know, nailguns and stuff?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:07 No.9375019
    Bear baiting kills a lot of innocent people a year.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:07 No.9375023
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    He's clearly armed with... a drumstick?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:08 No.9375029

    THose are okay, the general rule is nothing you have to fill out a form 4473 for, because I hope that no gun shop owner is unscrupulous enough to arm people of this caliber.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:08 No.9375031
    Hey, that's Somalia's secret weapon you're posting thar.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:08 No.9375033
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    My favorite contender thus far: Wheels of Pain

    >that's awesome.

    No, no it is not. It's faggotry in the 3rd degree.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:08 No.9375039

    Not including chuds.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:09 No.9375040
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    Another round of "Guess it's gender!"
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:09 No.9375049

    Come on, it's like having 2 hand grenades stuck together. (seewhatididthere?)
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:09 No.9375051
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    Special Weapon category: The Peniwhip.

    Weapon demonstration: Plenty on redtube.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:10 No.9375055
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:10 No.9375059
    Oh god. Trying to breed the ultimate CHUD between seasons...
    Just put the crazy, right-wing, Nazi-wanna-be and the twilight fan girl in the same room together for a few hours, come back in and there's a little of Chudlets.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:11 No.9375063
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    New contestant: Captain Virginatus. Hailing from the fabled lands of Basementarius where he and his female clan leader would spend the day hunting Hot Pockets...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:12 No.9375073
    Managing your CHUDS should be important.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:12 No.9375074
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    First world chud vs. third world militia. We all want to see this.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:13 No.9375087

    No contest, the third worlders would kill and eat the chuds.
    >> northern /k/ommando 04/23/10(Fri)08:13 No.9375088
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:14 No.9375093
    Does the term chud only apply to stupid and unattractive people, or is it more of a blanket description for melanin-deficient, culturally-challenged folks?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:14 No.9375095
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    Rise my minions!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:14 No.9375097
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    Can we come up with a system for this game?

    And figure out stats for the different kinds of chuds, probability of successful breeding and cross-breed stats and so on.

    Black metal kids fits the category, they like to dress up as clowns. Black. Spiky. Clowns.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:15 No.9375105
    "Sir; your prize fighter, that Ayn Rand fan witht he boxing gloves, he has started a rebellion."
    "Shame...I had such high hopes for him...very well. Gas the entire pound with sleeping Gas, then wring his neck, I'll just have to use my winnings to but someone better..."
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    I wonder, I mean, it's not like third world militia ever aims.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:16 No.9375111
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    posting some breeding stock.
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    New contestant: SNAKE DOOFUS. Will you enter the arena with this one man army and suffer the chance of getting your neck broken? Or getting tons of hair gel all over you? You make the call. Because SNAKE DOOFUS doesn't sleep. He waits.
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    Anyone remember "gothic negro"?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:18 No.9375130
    I don't know.
    That screams more HOLY SHIT CYBERPUNK then Chud.
    Oh, and are we including Weeaboos in this...because if so:

    Breeding Stock.
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    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:18 No.9375138

    Watch shows like maury or springer. Take a look at chris chan. Anyone who looks like they spend all their wellfare money on wallmart and mail order swords is a chud.


    Inquisitor, with refluffled mutations and traits.
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    A man so dangerous that his only weapon, BESIDES HIS HANDS OF STEEL THAT CRUSH ENEMIES WHOLE, is a sharpened mini-cleaver that he found in a package of cheese samples.

    Who is this speckled wonderment, you ask?

    THE ONE... THE ONLY....

    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:19 No.9375146
    It's like some kind of minor miracle the guy at the back wasn't zerg-faced.

    But jesus christ, these photos are making me re-think getting a gun license.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:19 No.9375148
    She's really hot, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:19 No.9375149
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    more breeding stock
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    Give him a proper weapon and my money is on him.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:23 No.9375187

    I see. In that case, can we set up an IRL Chud Fighting League? I have a prime chudiator ready for action.
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    This is why I was so in favor of global warming, because you just know war games like this thread proposes would happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:23 No.9375192
    I figure we should have three classes - obese, standard and superskinny. Heavy, medium and light gladiators.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:23 No.9375193
    Alright, this is shaping up to something both wonderful and terrible. I'm going to get some sleep. If you are interested or know anyone interested just hit up the email address. I need to crash, good luck on your chud wrangling.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:24 No.9375197
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    Commander Cardboard: A feared legend of a man. A man without equal, both in his disregard for deodorant and his ability to slice his foes in twain with a myriad of cardboard devices of destruction.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:24 No.9375199
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:24 No.9375201

    The idea is that they don't have proper weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:24 No.9375210
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    A proud veteran chudiator protecting his offspring.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:25 No.9375221
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:25 No.9375222
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    My champion.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:26 No.9375227
    proper weapon = a katana or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:27 No.9375237

    Chud Strife
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)08:27 No.9375240

    Holy fuck, that's victim of incest....or his evil twin....
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:27 No.9375249
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    This is so bad-ass that he's their fighting instructor, having earned his freedom after winning the grand tournament back in the days.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:27 No.9375254
    It's definitely him. The axe is probably for BIG JOBS.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:28 No.9375260

    I was thinking more along the lines or dual-wielding electric carving knives.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:28 No.9375262
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    The Music of War
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:28 No.9375265
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:28 No.9375267
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    Can we have special matches, where they are tasked with fighting off the most inbred, hideous and rabid dogs and other monstrosities of nature?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:28 No.9375268
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    I worry about the training of many of these chuds. My suggestion is that they be trained by the world's casualties of war. Basically if you were fucked up too badly to re-enter the military, you could supplement your pension by being the mentor/ general of a chud legion. It doesn't matter how you were fucked up, only that you were, and that you appear on the battlefield to guide your troops.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:29 No.9375270
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    We... were going to give him a stage name.

    ...But... We just call him ted.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:29 No.9375274
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:31 No.9375296
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    His tattoos tells the tales of his life as a prize fighter.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:31 No.9375298
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    Natty Ice Viking owns all.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:31 No.9375303
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:31 No.9375307
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:32 No.9375313
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:32 No.9375314
    the GRIN REAPER?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:32 No.9375316
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    The dream of all chuds.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:33 No.9375321
    *Dramatic music*
    The Weeaboo; who became a Hikkomori
    The Hikkomori; who became a chudfighter
    The Chudfighter; who defied an emperor
    "Who is he?"
    "They call him the 'son of a palm' sire, because his family tree has no branches, it just goes straight down and in on itself."
    "You will remove your Furry mask and tell me your name."
    "My name, is Chudiator. Father to a murdered Anime collection. Husbando to a murdered Waifu doll...and I will have my venagnce."
    "Today, I saw a Chud become more powerful than the wasteland warrior."
    "They said you wern't that ugly."
    *From Director Ridley Scot*
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:33 No.9375322
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:34 No.9375333
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:35 No.9375350
    chudfight is now a full /tg/ rpg game system
    rules and feats for the system now needed
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:35 No.9375355
    Get some guy who lost his hands in Iraq to give them firearms training. Watch him slowly go insane with frustration.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:35 No.9375359
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:36 No.9375364
    We're using Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:36 No.9375367
    World's ugliest dog for many years running. Been dead for some time.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:36 No.9375369
    I'm so down with this
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:37 No.9375372
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:38 No.9375400
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:38 No.9375401
    nah its just its holding its right-side limbs parallel.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:39 No.9375407
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    breeding stock
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:39 No.9375412
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:40 No.9375415
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375423
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375424
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    >this thread.

    My eyes have been opened.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375428
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375429
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    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375432
    Combat based on d10s.

    Goal for a successful roll is for your stat+your roll to be equal to or greater than 10.

    Basic stats: To generate, roll 2d10 and pick one.

    Fightan: The measure of how good your Chud is in hand to hand combat. This is considered to be their skill with their weapon, not a measure of damage.

    Shootan: Skill with ranged weapons. Similar to Fightan.

    Scramblan: The "agility" stat.

    Survivan: Toughness, generates their wounds.

    Beatan: Strength stat

    Talkan: What Chud needs to talk? Though, maybe you're some kind of trailer park gigolo and make the money for your meth and natty ice by gettin' dirty with the local hogs. The effective charisma stat.

    Chud: A measure of just how Chudly you are. This is affected by feats and your skills. Will be detailed further later.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:41 No.9375436
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    You've got my sword!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:43 No.9375457
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    Do these guys qualify?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:43 No.9375458
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    Gentlemen. We do this for SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:43 No.9375459
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    Maybe you can use talkan to seduce a chud of the opposite sex midst-battle?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:43 No.9375462
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    Hog time.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:44 No.9375468
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    You can think? AMAZING!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:44 No.9375473
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:44 No.9375478
    I never understand this.

    Costumes like that take a lot of time and effort to make. You'd think somewhere along the line he'd have taken a step back and just SEEN that it was gonna look derpy as hell, but he finishes the costume anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:45 No.9375484
    >>9375127 beat you to it >>9375462
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:46 No.9375494
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    more breeding stock
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:46 No.9375497
    Horse Mask = instant hilarity
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:46 No.9375499
    Lightweight chuds. They probably become rations shortly after the games begin in earnest.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:46 No.9375500
    All these pics of chuds have guns, so it doesn't make sense that they aren't allowed to use them. We should make a British version called Chavfight, because guns are virtually illegal in the UK, they would only be armed with the traditional lead pipe, kitchen knife and brick.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:47 No.9375510
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:48 No.9375516
    can someone post the DOOM edit of this pic?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:48 No.9375517
    They're allowed airsoft as a compromise.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:48 No.9375519
    The Finnish Urpofight League gives you their blocks of wood, axes, and katanas
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:48 No.9375522
    Randomly kidnap Britrish Stag parties in the Ukraine, arm them with dodgy slavshit, and you've got your chav fight with guns.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:48 No.9375523
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    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)08:49 No.9375532

    Inbred: Somewhere up your family tree, a few of those branches are growin' together. The proud genes of your family (and not much else) are charging through your body. +1 Beatan and Survivan, -1 Scramblan and Talkan. +1 to Chud.

    Fuckin' Magnets: You don't know how they work, and you don't need anyone to tell you. They'll just lie anyway. +2 to Talkan checks to ignore anyone talking about anything sciency. -2 Talkan to try and talk about them. +1 to Chud.

    Moonshone: Boy, your momma sure likes to drink. Hell, she was hittin' the shine the whole time you were in the oven. +1 to Survivan checks against any Alcohol. If you fail the check, you become Pissed Off automatically. +1 to Chud.

    Workin' Boy: Well, ain't you some kinda fancy sombitch? What, you goin' to work again? Given that you are trusted with tools, you must have been doing something right. +1 to Scramblan and Talkan. -2 to Chud.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:49 No.9375533
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    Roleplaying scenario using WoD as a setting.
    All chuds gain a hivemind and raise up against their oppressors (the rest of humanity).

    We would be outgunned and outnumbered. Survival horror.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:50 No.9375538
    Why so against Inquisitor?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:50 No.9375541
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    I think it's a she...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:50 No.9375544
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:52 No.9375559
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    Got to love the A.B.C warriors.

    Also postan breeding stock.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:53 No.9375564
    Black Ness is cool, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:53 No.9375571
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    Derp, that's what happens when I don't check a thread well enough. Carry on sirs and madams, don't let my interruption stop you.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)08:54 No.9375573
    Fatso: Well, we ain't gonna take that food away from ya. Not after how Jimbo lost those fingers. Gain +1 Survivan against all blows to body and limbs, except for head. Take -2 Scramblan.

    Stringbean: God dammit, boy. Ain't that possum fritter good enough for ya? Being skinny around other Chuds is a dangerous life, but has its benefits. Take -1 Survivan against blows to the body and limbs, but gain +2 to Scramblan. -1 Chud

    Wrastler: Naw, you ain't one a them fagget wraslers. You git yerself out there and bust some chairs! Given your skills with 'wrestling,' you've made yourself a bit more dangerous. Gain a +1 to Fightan and Beatan when unarmed or using a chair/table, and gain a +2 to Talkan when issuing a challenge. +1 Chud.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:54 No.9375577
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    I suppose this guy could be a boss-fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:56 No.9375590
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    Ok I'm done posting.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:57 No.9375612
    I did not expect anyone to get my Mek Quake reference.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:58 No.9375621
    chudfight vehicle odditys
    roll result
    1 gun happy, gains +5 to fuel comsumption and extra bonus when gun rack is full of laoded weapony
    2 Religious, will double speed when going to a fundamental church every Sunday
    3 hate, will travel as triple speed when intercepting a gay rally, with intent to destroy
    4 drunk, will take a-5 on mechanical roll unless over 24 empth beer cans ane in the floor well of passenger seat
    5 pride, +5 for confererate flag, +10 if flag is over 50 percent of rear windshield
    6 Spread the knowelege, +.5 righteousness per bumpersticker
    7 fuel happy, the more smoke the better
    8 Shoddy but tough,+5 armour points for each panel or door a different color
    9 sound Assult, +10 sonic shock for airhorns that play Lacucrracha, or a christian hymn tune
    10 disguise, car has a BMW hood ornament
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:58 No.9375623
    How would Meatbot Massacre work as a system?
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)08:58 No.9375625
    Naw, I'm cool with Inquisitor, I'm just bored and coming up with some offshoot rules.

    Sneaky: Don't lemme catch you sneakin' up on me again, you shithead, or I'll break yer fuckin' neck! After enough time, you've had to get sneaky for...some reason or another. Gain a +1 to Scramblan when hiding or trying to sneak.

    Methmouth: Gotta lay off that shit, boy. It'll fuck you up real good. They make nice fake teeth now, though. Well, it happened. You took too many drugs for too long. Take -1 to Talkan, but gain a +1 above your original stat when searching for drugs.

    Hog Wrangler: Naw, not them pigs. Got all them ladies that need some lovin'. You are as suave as a back woods crazy can be. Gain +2 to Talkan when trying to seduce a lady. Unfortunately, you tend to run your mouth around the menfolk. -1 Talkan to Men.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)08:59 No.9375629

    Don't be silly. He's goddamn Mek-Quake.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:02 No.9375659
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    Yeah, everybody loves Mek-Quake!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:03 No.9375665
    Is it trying to inseminate ... another it? This is not a scene of violence, doesn't look like a knife this short can hurt anything vital.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)09:04 No.9375682
    Pyro: Yup. Fire's reeeeal pretty, and you ain't too bad with it. Gain a +1 to Fightan or Shootan (whichever is relevant) when attacking with a burning weapon.

    Border Patrol: Ain't no way in hell you're lettin' THEM in HERE. Who THEY are and where HERE is doesn't matter. +1 to Fightan/Shootan (whichever is relevant) when attacking "foreigners." Use of this is up to your Chud Master.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:06 No.9375702
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    The Australian Boganfight League places special emphisis on vehicular combat, in which teams of bogans fielding rusty 80's Falcadores modified with huge bald tyres and stupidly loud exhausts coupled with massive sub-woofers.

    The Ford and Holden teams fight with bitter grudges, but only after enough pre-battle burnouts and donuts have been performed to the sound of ACKADACKA blaring through the sound systems.

    Though the match usually begins in the vehicles, they are usually wrecked by the first collision and the fight takes place on foot with weapons such as cricket bats, beer bottles and kitchen knives. The uniforms worn by the combatants include singlets, flannelette shirts and football jerseys.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)09:08 No.9375725
    Big 'Un: Boy...you're some kinda big sombitch. You stand a full head taller than...well, everyone in the bayou/hills/trailer park. They know you're the boy to get when somethin' needs to get moved or broken, too. +1 to Beatan. Take -1 to Scramblan whenever trying to hide or move silently.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:10 No.9375752
    oh i just relised how awesome this would be

    Australin rule Boganfight
    British rule Chavfight
    American rule Chudfight
    three differnt game sets, with a common rule...

    annual income and or intelligence must be below national average
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)09:11 No.9375765
    Australian one must include weaponized marsupials. Just...because.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:11 No.9375772
    Australia also needs the centerlink disability pension league. Or the dole bludger subdivision.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:18 No.9375839
    aborigionals get the free feats "drunkasfuck" and "Kooristink" at 1st level
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:19 No.9375851
    i shouldent of laughed
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 04/23/10(Fri)09:19 No.9375855

    Racial at-will "Heycuzgottalight?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:20 No.9375869
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    Typical bogan vehicle pictured.

    For special matches they can be placed against delinquent inner city gangs of azns, wogs or lebs. This fills them with anti-immigrant "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" rage and makes for spectacular combat.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/23/10(Fri)09:21 No.9375885
    Pissed Off: Somethin' riled you up, and it sure as hell ain't gonna do it again. While Pissed Off, you must move to attack the nearest viable target with a melee attack. Living things take precedence but, in lieu of living targets, you must attack the nearest inanimate object. While Pissed Off, you gain +1 to Fightan and Beatan. This remains until the end of the fight OR for 2d10 minutes OR until someone makes a successful Talkan check against you at a -2 modifier.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 04/23/10(Fri)09:23 No.9375900

    Particularly heroic examples of nationalistic might are easily identified by their sporting of Australian flags worn as capes. They believe, in their simple way, that it allows them to channel the mighty power of a long and proud history of white civilisation, instead of sixty thousand years of naked black men.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:24 No.9375907
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    My urge to scourge and purge all of these degenerates is through the roof.
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:26 No.9375943
    mungo man was dated at 120 Million years i think
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    I'm with ya brother.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:30 No.9376001
    battle cry, yelling or uttering the phrase "you, me, carpark, NOW!" add a +5 situational bonus to bluff
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:33 No.9376050
    >mungo man was dated at 120 Million years i think

    dude was right 68K
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:47 No.9376219
    doing what?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:51 No.9376269
    How about chudraces? Or chud poetry contests? Chud chugging contests or cooking contests?

    shit has potential
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)09:52 No.9376286
    chud interpretive dance
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)10:33 No.9376772
    This thread is humanity.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)10:35 No.9376794
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    I always thought most of humanity deserved scourging and purging, and this thread reminded me why.
    >>9375907 was me btw.

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    The pringles guy?
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)10:48 No.9376970
    Chudfight: TCG?
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    Hey, Black Ness is cool in my book.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)11:34 No.9377612
    >fat waluigi

    But seriously. DAT WARIO, MAN.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)12:20 No.9378149
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    This game uses a system of slots, called Stomachs, to house the various upgrades you can give your chud, and many of them are similar to things you can find your average chud wielding.

    They're also fat and ugly, or skinny and ugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)12:45 No.9378480
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    Here you go.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)12:53 No.9378582
    Also, there is a technique called the Fat City Sumo Ride. It's pretty much the perfect system for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)13:19 No.9378891
    Oooh, could you provide some more info? How is it? Looks wonderful...!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)16:27 No.9382367

    It's pretty fun and simple. Easy to pick up and learn. Unfortunately, I've lost the book, but you've got six stats. Move (how many spaces you can move in an action), Attack, Defense, Massacre (How many Meats you must rip off to one-hit-kill them, I think), Meats (your hp), and Stomachs (how many slots of equipment you can carry).

    Most of the equipment is melee, but some of the ranged stuff can be devastating. You also get general enhancements like an Aggro Pump, or Extra Meats. With a little refluff you can easily turn these guys into chuds. They even look alike!

    Combat is turn based, with one guy going, then another guy going. I don't remember how it works, unfortunately. Nor do I remember how chargen works. I do remember that combat was fast and fun, and simple.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)16:36 No.9382532
    creepy fucker
    Anyone know what this guys deal is?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)16:45 No.9382695
    THIS THREAD MADE me laugh hard. Sorry about the caps.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)18:02 No.9384097
    Bumping to see if the threads still alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)18:14 No.9384353
    I think it's tapered off a bit. At least it's on suptg.
    >> Touhou Homebrew Guy 04/23/10(Fri)18:21 No.9384465
    So why haven't I seen DRAGON TWISTER here yet?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/23/10(Fri)18:35 No.9384701

    Last call before I eventually make a new thread. If anyone wants in on chudfights, hit me up at wastelandwarriorsuptg@gmail.com
    >> Anonymous 04/23/10(Fri)22:29 No.9389007

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