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    19 KB Ran image dump while discussing touhou 40k ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:14 No.9329173  
    I was going to just dump Ran images elsewhere, but we started kicking around ideas of 40k Marine chapters based on touhous. The 9th regiment being the strongest forces the Empire has, etc.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:17 No.9329207
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    I don't have a lot of knowledge of 40k, I'll admit, so any information or online sources of fluff would also be welcomed!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:18 No.9329232
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    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)03:20 No.9329248
    Yukari is Tzeentch.

    That is all.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:20 No.9329249
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    like the idea for the 9th regiment, but you'd need cryo weapons for them.

    for other idea, well, mokou as a sister of battle is a good instance opf somethign that was already done, id see kaguya and erin as eldar, or somesuch.

    rinnosuke is the emperor, for the laughs.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:20 No.9329250
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    From what I understand, Sikieiki represents Tau the best, since she's all about people following the rules for the greater good.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:21 No.9329266

    i somewhat have to disagree, yukari is far from chaotic enough even if she has the power to become chaos hersel, shes doing nothing of it.

    fairies are the orks, stupid, and evryfrickign where, only poppin to dakka you in the face
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:22 No.9329268

    Tewi as Abbadon.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:22 No.9329283

    Ran is a Marine, Yukari is a Dreadnought, Chen is a Scout Marine.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:23 No.9329286
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    Would be funny, but I would support ZUN as emperor simply because no one in the world ever sees him, yet he guides you through the story - fuck it, ZUN is probably Tzeentch.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:25 No.9329312
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    I just realized how odd it is to be posting happy hugs while talking about 40k.

    Is there anyone who sleeps really, really long periods of time, and only does things once in a while to prod heros to fix problems? That's Yukari.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:26 No.9329326
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    id say its more of a judge to everything that knows everything,, shes like, the most awesome inquisitor you could serve under, as shes always right

    the scarlet sisters would be some kind of tyranids, nourishing themselves with the blood of other species a whatnot. or terminator marines, for sheer destructive power
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:29 No.9329351

    Sakuya's defiintely a Psyker or Sorceror, same for Patchouli.

    What about Yuuka?
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:29 No.9329353
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    Where do you think the Underground people would fit? They're the ones with nuclear energy and mindreaders and a necromancer kitty.

    I understand there are necrons in 40k, but would they be better represented by the ghosts?
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:30 No.9329358
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    im continuing as im scanning my touhou image forlder, getting ideas as i go, but we should wonder : do we stay within the imperuim of mankingd of do we allow our imaginations to wander the deep spaces of other races.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:32 No.9329375

    Satori and her sister: Psykers of some kind, possibly Eldar.

    Yuugi: Ork.

    Orin: ????

    Utsuho: Titan, for the firepower.

    Parsee: Some sort of Daemon.

    ???: whoever the disease spider is, Nurgle Daemon.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:32 No.9329384
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    id say yuka kazami would be something of an EXTERMINATUS weapon
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:33 No.9329392
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    If you think something will really fit a touhou well, go with it. I only know mostly what I've seen discussed on /tg/ between questions of whether or not love can bloom on the battlefield or what sisters of battle do in the shower rooms.

    ... Eirin would be Creed, I'm sure.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:34 No.9329401
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    tough we can say that utsuho would be more of a convenient exterminatus weapon.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)03:34 No.9329403
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    No..not really. perhaps a death Cultist.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:36 No.9329422
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    .. i am now picturing a commander getting danmaku'd by sudden deep striked kaguya yelling " ERIIIIIIIIIIIN
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:37 No.9329425

    Time stopping isn't exactly a death cultist ability.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)03:37 No.9329428
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    No, no. That's it. Yukari is Creed. How else does he get things there so unexpectedly?
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:38 No.9329435
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    I really wish I had more pictures of Ran hugging people other than Chen.

    Sakuya fits as a cultist considering Remilia is a Daemon Lord. Probably a Daemon Lord of Tzeentch considering her ability to manipulate Fate.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)03:40 No.9329451
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    Humm. It's out of the range of most Pyskers, too. And it's time AND space. The SDM is bigger on the inside then out thanks to her.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)03:42 No.9329476
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    There we go. And, have this.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:42 No.9329479
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    If Yuugi is an Ork, Suika's also an Ork.

    Gork and Mork?
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:42 No.9329482
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    never tought about it, but now that youre saying it, yes, that ist he most likely thing around, yukari is Creed
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:45 No.9329504
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    Also a candidate for Orkiness: Marisa for her tendency to "salvage" spellcards from her opponents.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:46 No.9329509
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    i really gotta claissify my pictures by carachters.. im taking far too logn to find what a i want.. aaanyways.

    id say that i cant find somethign as "good" as hina in 40k, except maybe an ethereal,

    shes a curse godess, wich only job is taking bad luck from humans and dispelling it (dispellign tau worries ?)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:49 No.9329536
    I don't really know Touhou in detail, but isn't Alice portrayed as horribly ronery? I see a Macha here.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:49 No.9329538
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    Aren't there chaplains for space marines? Or am I thinking of something else?

    Nitori counts as a techpriest /obvious.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:53 No.9329570
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    What kind of abilities does Macha have? Alice has many dolls and controls them all at onc- Okay, so Alice is represented by the player of WH40K.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:53 No.9329573
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    cant reaslly go more obvious than techpriest for nitori. being the only tech inclined carachter helps a lot.

    i can see Kanako,Suwako and Sanae as some kind of cult, or maybe as ,respectively, prioress, canonness, and seraphim or celestine.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)03:55 No.9329597
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    macha is something of a Meme on /tg/ a eldar whos beautiful but can never "get it on" if you catch my drift
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)03:57 No.9329609
    Hmm, Macha is a farseer, so I guess divination and other less flamboyant psyker-gifts.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)03:58 No.9329620
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    Well, there was also a tank girl in one of the PC-98 touhou games.

    Wouldn't that have to be Parsee? Always alone, always jealous of the people who passed by?
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:01 No.9329646
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    and now for aya shameimaru

    i gotta admit i have a hard time finding anything but some kind of an assasin

    super agility and speed, lethal efficienty (with her camera,) technicly, no one can escape her... so yeah... assasin
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:04 No.9329676
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    yeah, gotta agree on taht one, and to boot, parsee has elf ears !

    and.. as i was thinkign about it... i dont rememebr anyone that has premonition powers in touhou some can read the hears of others like-
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)04:05 No.9329681
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    I imagine some kind of Tau reporter. Don't they think that exposing truth is good? Otherwise, I'm guessing there's some eldar that fits her.
    >> touhou addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:07 No.9329705
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    - the komeijis !
    Satori: she can read your heart, as in your feelings and toughts.
    Koishi: she can read you subconscient, so things youre not even aware to think she can see.

    dangerous pair of psykers/farseers
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:10 No.9329723
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    I'm told that even if I don't have anything to say, it's all right to keep posting Ran. If anyone disagrees with that, please let me know.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:12 No.9329728
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:13 No.9329735
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    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:13 No.9329739
    i gotta take time a see to that, i might be back later with mroe ideas, if the thread still lives... im putting out a blank currently
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:16 No.9329761
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    Yeah, I'd still like to hear what people have to say about touhou themes, including Tzeentch and the Emprah having tea after Creed pulls off his "tactical genius hurr" thing to save the day.
    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:16 No.9329763
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    while scanning...

    Flandre Scarlet rethinking about it... its bleedin khorne

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)04:16 No.9329764
    >Touhou mixed into 40k
    Wow, my two least favorite things ever combined into one. What a stroke of luck.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:19 No.9329789
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    I'm honestly sorry to hear you don't like touhou. What do you visit /tg/ for? I just want to know so I can ruin it with tou- I mean, so I can avoid using touhou with the topic.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:20 No.9329800
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:25 No.9329852
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:28 No.9329876
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    You have no faith in humanity, do you.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:31 No.9329916
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:33 No.9329936
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:34 No.9329951
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)04:34 No.9329952
    I never did get the fascination with touhou.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)04:37 No.9329989
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    Don't get me wrong. I love Aya. But, she tends to...embellish.

    Also, she's tengu, not human, for all it counts for.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:37 No.9329995
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    We take a break from your regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this message from Tewi:
    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:39 No.9330028
    the games are fun if you resist RAGE due to .5milimeter movement botch leading to death

    the universe in itself is pretty bland if you just go with the game fluff , with carchters having only basic traits, but the fandom produced so many personality traits for the carcthers that every one of them became something in itself.

    the many mangas you can find around only add to the charm of the series.

    TL;DR: games are fun, if you take the time to look around fluff is fun
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:40 No.9330051
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    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)04:42 No.9330073
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    Its...fun. Little girls in silly hats, with stupid strong magic. Always fighting, but, it's no hard feelings.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:43 No.9330084
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    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:45 No.9330096
    do you know the name of the mange this is from, i could never find it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)04:46 No.9330104
    Are there any men in this world?
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:47 No.9330124
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    A lot of people just like the families that are introduced but never fleshed out in the games which fans then write stories about. The person I'm doing this little dump for is one such who is apparently obsessed with Ran (the foxgirl).
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)04:50 No.9330148

    A shopkeeper, a cloud, and a turtle.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:51 No.9330160
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    Yes there are men in the world. The only ones ever seen are Rinnosuke (a series of stories are based around his shop), Genji (Reimu's turtle/curmudgeon/mount in early games), and Unzan, the Brofist Touhou. You hear mentions of other male characters and ZUN has stated that several of the girls have boyfriends in the series (without saying which ones).

    Nope, no idea, sorry.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:53 No.9330185
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    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:53 No.9330186
    damnation, i shalt remain in thine darkness forever ?!

    mah no matter ill find eventually

    someone know where that one is from, or if its a shoop ?
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)04:55 No.9330203
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    >The 9th regiment being the strongest forces the Empire has, etc.

    Oh goddamnit. I just saw what you did there.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:56 No.9330209
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    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)04:57 No.9330225
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    It's a shoop, oh gods yes. No idea where from, I got it here, actually.
    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)04:59 No.9330239
    heh, took you all that time? look at my later post for related pun.

    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)04:59 No.9330243
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)05:01 No.9330265
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)05:05 No.9330286
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    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)05:10 No.9330330
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    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)05:11 No.9330339
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    Oh, you son of a bitch...
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)05:16 No.9330363
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:18 No.9330376
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    Mokou as a Sister of Battle is, quite simply, the best way you can represent her in this. The obsession with flames and burning things is just too good to pass up. Not to mention that many Sisters have the same color hair.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:18 No.9330383
    So since she's immortal, Mokou would be like the Living Saint?
    >> touhou 40k addict 04/21/10(Wed)05:21 No.9330411
    most likely, yes, as she can summon wings of fire

    tough, . pic related
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)05:22 No.9330412
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    How would you represent her eternal rival, Kaguya?
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    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)05:27 No.9330449
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:31 No.9330473
    here are the matchups that come to the top of my head:

    Marisa: Radical Inquisitor. Not afraid to use any piece of tech or warp power to give her an edge.

    Alice: Techpriestess. Is unable or unwilling to identify with the "organics" and commands her own personal army of servitors.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:32 No.9330487
    Marisa as a rogue trader with a stupid powerful Archeotech Lance on a stolen Imperial Battleship.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)05:33 No.9330497
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    Also, quick question: If you showed up to an LGS with a Moon Bunny Space Marines army, would they let you play it?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:35 No.9330503
    I would play him and salute him for all the work her put into it. Unless his custom rules are a big "Fuck you I win".
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)05:35 No.9330507
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    I just like this one.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)05:38 No.9330541
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    Oh gods. It fits too well.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:39 No.9330550

    That'd make Reimu an Ecclesiarch or Missionary then. Chen is an Arch-Militant, serving the Daemonhosts living in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)05:40 No.9330556
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    I'm sure I'd just use whichever chapter is most likely to employ psykers to confuse enemies.
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:44 No.9330586
    Okay, now I have to for my next Rouge Trader character.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:45 No.9330594
    Keep your toushit out of my /40k/.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:45 No.9330602

    "The Master Spark" should be the name of her ship. It'd be the first thing she stole.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:46 No.9330604
    Scarlet Devil Mansion: Rogue Trader Ship

    Remilia: Rogue Trader. Mysterious and enigmatic and almost never seen outside of the ship. Rumored to be a mutant with a taste for blood.

    Sakuya: Alpha Level Psyker. Serves as Remilia's bodyguard and specializes in telekinesis and time manipulation.

    Patchouli: Adept. Has a tendency to hoard any knowledge she comes across and is in charge of the ship's vast library. Greatest desire is to find the Black Library.

    Meiling: Arch-Militant. Serves as the ship's incompetent head of security.

    Flandre: Daemon Possessed. Locked away in the ship's most secure vault in order to prevent the daemon within her from escaping, as well as avoid Inquisition scrutiny. Only released in the most dire of circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:46 No.9330607
    Two negatives make a positive.
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:46 No.9330610
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:48 No.9330621
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:48 No.9330622
    Actually it should be named "Love", simply because that is the type of spell card master spark belongs to.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)05:49 No.9330637
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    And then Marisa, who snuck in, stole everyone blind, and comes to visit whenever she wants?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:49 No.9330644
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:50 No.9330653
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:50 No.9330655
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    Kaguya would have to be a Daemon Princess. Immortal, has a group of loyal followers, including Eirin (Fabius Bile) and a war criminal who has the power to drive people insane through eye contact (Reisen), and Tewi... well. We'll come to that later. Kaguya spends almost all of her time locked up in her room (the warp) and only comes out to play when she has a plan or something really "interesting" she wants to try. Much like Daemon. Not only that, she is a natural enemy of the Living Saint Mokou, and has an eternal grudge for being banished by the Saint many times in the past. For the sake of keeping her immortal self entertained, she plots situations where she may enter battle with her rival, and they can both enjoy killing each other over and over again over the millenia.

    Now the question is, what Chaos God does the Daemon Princess Kaguya follow, if she follows one at all?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:51 No.9330665
    Get out.
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)05:51 No.9330666
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    Why are you telling the ones who are discussing constructive ideas to get out?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:52 No.9330671
    I suppose Reimu could be an adeptus custodes who actually goes out and solves problems by murdering them. Considering she guards something as important as the connection between two worlds and some how is always going to win.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:54 No.9330680
    Touhouhammer is already an old /tg/ meme. I'm sure that many of these things have been thought of already, given that there is art of it from the community.

    That being said, why has nobody thought of Eirin being Fabius Bile until just now? That's like eggs going good together with bacon.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:54 No.9330681
    Oh go choke on a wheelbarrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:54 No.9330682
    She'd be closest to Tzeentch. She's definitely a plotter. Barring that, Undivided since she doesn't really hold any loyalties.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:55 No.9330684
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:55 No.9330688
    Because he is this guy, a 12 year old who doesn't belong on our board.>>9330594
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:55 No.9330691

    With her fascination with stories and her impossible requests, I think Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:57 No.9330699

    Reimu is the Inquisitor Lord to Marisa's Rogue Trader. She's obviously Malleus, since she guards the border between the Materium and Immaterium, and she has strong ties to the Ecclesiarchy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:57 No.9330701
    Definitely Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:58 No.9330704
    >our board
    >mouthshat by a toushit spammer
    Your board, my good piece of shit, is /jp/. You can have your shitdumps there, and no one will be bothered. Sadly for you, touhou is not welcome on /tg/ anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:58 No.9330710
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    And Warboss Cirno.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)05:59 No.9330717
    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:00 No.9330727
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    This would only be half as much fun if I didn't know this actually made someone angry.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:01 No.9330728
    When you grow up, you can come to 4chan. Please get out. Children don't belong here. Didn't you click on the disclaimer that says you have to be an adult to browse these pages?
    >> ^_^; 04/21/10(Wed)06:03 No.9330750
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    Well, hey, at least it's a worksafe board. Maybe he'll get some maturity from talking to adults. I'm out though, since I did say I'd stop if my image dumps bothered anyone. I'll keep watching any discussion though for more ideas :3
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:04 No.9330754
    I was entertaining ideas of building a touhou-themed army to troll people with, but I ran into a wall when it came the time to find resources for modding the minis. Tiny animesque heads are not as common as you'd think.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:04 No.9330758
    It made somebody angry? I don't see any angry rants yet, just offhand comments.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)06:04 No.9330760
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    Ah...hahahaha. Fuck off. touhou was here before you, and will be here long after.

    Enjoy your impotent rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:04 No.9330764
    Image dumper locked and loaded. Either you go to a board where touhou is related, or your thread dies.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:05 No.9330769

    What makes you think there won't be another one?

    All spam accomplishes is turning one thread into ten.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:06 No.9330779
    You don't do it by putting anime heads on your 40k miniatures. You do it by greenstuffing the iconic parts of their clothing. For example, painting Mokou's hair white on your Sister of Battle, and Greenstuffing the ribbons and painting them that way. Also, purity seals can be used as the charms she wears on her clothing to ward off the fire.

    The same can be done for many others.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:06 No.9330780
    At least now I know what I'll use as a rival for my RT party: the Rogue Trader ship known only as the "Scarlet Daemon", and its crew as outlined in >>9330604.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:06 No.9330783
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:07 No.9330791
    Have fun with the hats. Especially if you happen to pick the ones with the elaborate hats.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:09 No.9330805

    I think a more reasonable goal is to include the hats as part of the heraldry, like have designs that allude to them on shoulder pads and banners and so on.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:11 No.9330818
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    I have nothing to contribute to the discussion. But I do have some images to contribute.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:11 No.9330819
    Open blackmail, spamshit. Reported.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:11 No.9330821
    That would probably be the easiest thing to do. Especially since the Space Marines have such spacious banners and shoulder pads to freehand on. And like the other guy said, use greenstuff to add iconic things like Mokou's ribbons to a Sister of Battle or Saint Celestine.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:13 No.9330838

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:14 No.9330842
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    >He still thinks that reporting posts on /tg/ does anything
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:14 No.9330844
    Just emailed moot. Touhou spam with little to no pretense of being related.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:14 No.9330845
    Lol, why don't you use that impotent rage on the furry porn threads?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:14 No.9330851
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    Honestly, I'd feel it worth the trouble to cast a big frickin Marisa hat.

    Or greenstuff it if you're really good.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:15 No.9330856
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:15 No.9330859
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:15 No.9330863
    ...quoth the furry spammer
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:16 No.9330865
    Lol, you literally stink of a 12 year old. Come back when your voice isn't breaking.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:16 No.9330866
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:17 No.9330871
    Hm, I wonder whose age you mean...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:17 No.9330873
    Suika was a bit of a toss up. Her brute strength and childish personality make her a great Ork, but her love of partying and getting piss drunk tips her over into Space Wolf territory.

    Reiuji: Canoness. Extreme in her belief that all heretics must be purged with lots and lots of fire. Is rather infamous for her liberal use of atomic weaponry and is the first to advocate Exterminatus.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:17 No.9330875
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:18 No.9330880
    >Open blackmail, spamshit. Reported.

    That's fascinatingly hypocritical coming from someone who just minutes ago posted this:

    >Image dumper locked and loaded. Either you go to a board where touhou is related, or your thread dies.

    I wonder how much alcohol your mother drank during pregnancy to give you capability for that kind of a cognitive dissonance. It's like a superpower.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:18 No.9330883
    I see what you did there, and I approve.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)06:19 No.9330890
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    Not related? Funny, how we have been talking about 40k this whole time.

    Reported, for trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:19 No.9330895
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    The Daemon Princess wins. Earth's Living Saint falls before her might.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:20 No.9330898
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    that's epic
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:22 No.9330913
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:22 No.9330918
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:23 No.9330920
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    Your faith is lacking. Saint Mokou's faith in the Emperor is so solid that she'll be back up and kicking in no time. Just give her a cigarette and she'll be golden.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:25 No.9330937
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:25 No.9330938
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:25 No.9330939

    It was only a matter of time before somebody put those two together!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:27 No.9330947
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:27 No.9330948
    >lying that the Emperor would accept youkai as His servants
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:27 No.9330950

    Oh wow, things that made me LOL: Tewi cheating with a fucking laser gun, Patchouli reading in the back rows.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:29 No.9330956

    This idea actually sounds pretty awesome. Though maybe tune down Sakuya a bit, aren't Alpha Levels basically the sort of Psykers that can split planets in half like rotten melons?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:29 No.9330959
    die you fucking faggots
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:30 No.9330961
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    Last summer actually.

    I requested it from Greg Mustache when she was still drawfagging on /tg/. She said it was the "gayest thing she had ever drawn for /tg/". I took it as a compliment because from what little she said about herself, she is either gay or bi.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:30 No.9330962
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:32 No.9330977
    die all you fucking faggots
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:32 No.9330978
    Yuyuko's got a ham.
    Yes. Very much so. Emprah himself could make Alpha Psykers wet themselves in fear. Hell, he Psykered Horus so hard all four Chaos Gods had to make like a banana and fuck off otherwise they would have gotten their shit ruined so hard they'd be dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:33 No.9330988
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:34 No.9330996
    The Emperor has daemons as his servants. What is the Living Saint? The Emperor was trying to enter the warp as a god to defeat the Chaos Gods. What does that make him? A Chaos God.

    The only difference between the Emperor and the Chaos Gods is that the Emperor wants to save mankind by controlling the Chaos Gods, while the Chaos Gods let their natures run rampant.

    For example, Khorne, when tempered by moderation, represents martial prowess and honor. Tzeentch, when controlled, represents planning, ingenuity, and ambition. Slaanesh, when tempered, represents creativity, art, and living life to the fullest. Nurgle, when tempered, represents the natural cycle of life, which always has an end. The Emperor is the missing piece of the Warp Puzzle. If he had been allowed to ascend, he could have bitchslapped the Chaos Gods and got them under control, and therefore secured humanity's future and control of the stars, by making navigation safer, and use of psyker powers safer and more reliable.

    Now, what is the difference between a daemon and a youkai? Not a whole lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:35 No.9331006
    touhou is for cunts
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:35 No.9331010
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    Haha, oh wow.. This guy really is 12 years old.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:35 No.9331013
    Nitpick, but I think youkai is a far, far broader term than daemon, though to be frank I haven't slept in two days so I'm a bit spotty in the head.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:36 No.9331020
    touhou is for faggots
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:39 No.9331049
    Youkai is a broad for general spirits, good or bad.

    They usually embody a sort of idea or fear, such as seasons, getting lost, even the common Oni are classified under Youkai.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:39 No.9331050
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    Nice use of making her shirt/coat-thing into a poncho.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:39 No.9331051
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

    [Verse One:]

    Hey, you, get off my cloud
    You don't know me and you don't know my style
    Who be gettin flam when they come to a jam?
    Here I am here I am, the Method Man
    Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
    Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
    Peanut butter, cuz I'm not butter
    In fact I snap back like a rubber
    band, I be Sam Sam I am
    And I dont eat green eggs and ham
    Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
    You be like oh shit that's the jam
    Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
    I'm about to blow light me up
    Upside downside inside and outside
    Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
    I am, the one and only Method Man
    The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran
    Wrap, with some of this and some of that
    Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
    Over there, but I think he best to beware
    Of the diggy dog shit right here
    Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
    Like Deck said this aint your average flow
    Comin like rah ooh ah achie kah
    Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
    The poetry's in motion coast to coast and
    Rub it on your skin like lotion
    What's the commotion, oh my lord
    Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
    Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
    It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
    It's the Method
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:41 No.9331071
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    This one is the Tau. I can't see it being any other way. The love of xenos, wanting everyone to get along, but willing to fight to force everyone to get along. Byakuren is an Ethereal.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:42 No.9331077

    All right, y'all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
    Don't forget your fourty
    And we gonna do it like this



    [Verse Two:]

    H-U-F-F huff and I puff
    Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowin
    Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
    Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
    Question what exactly is a panty raider
    Ill behaviour savior or major flavor
    All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
    Also flam I'm the man call me super
    Not an average Joe with an average flow
    Doing average things with average hoes
    Yo I'm super I'll make a bitch squirm
    For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
    Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
    I smell sess pass the Method
    Let's get lifted as I kick ballistics
    Missles and shoot game like a pistol
    Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
    A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
    J-U-M-P jump and I thump
    Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
    Wow, the Shaolin style is all in me
    Child, the whole damn isle is callin me
    P-A-N-T-Y-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don't cry
    Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
    Ooh I be the super sperm
    Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
    Freak a flow and flow fancy free
    Now how many licks does it take
    For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
    Peep and don't sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
    Fadin motherfuckers like bleach
    So to each and every crew
    You're clear like glass I can see right through
    You're whole damn posse be catchin em all cause you vic'd
    and ya didnt have friends to begin with

    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
    M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

    Here I am, here I am, the Method Man
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)06:43 No.9331082
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    Alpha is crazy, yes, but, Saukya is rather broken.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:43 No.9331083
    So just what in the fuck are the nun and the brofist cloud?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:43 No.9331091
    There are no Tau, at least not in 40K. I don't accept retconned shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:44 No.9331097
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    Straight up ork.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:45 No.9331100
    [Verse One]
    What's up kid? I know shit is rough doing your bid
    When the cops came you should've slid to my crib
    Fuck it black, no time for looking back it's done
    Plus congratulations you know you got a son
    I heard he looks like you, why don't your lady write you?
    Told her she should visit, that's when she got hyper
    Flippin, talk about he acts too rough
    He didn't listen he be riffin' while I'm telling him stuff
    I was like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too
    Fucking with the niggas from that fake crew that hate you
    But yo, guess who got shot in the dome-piece?
    Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones Beach - it's bugged
    Plus little Rob is selling drugs on the dime
    Hangin out with young thugs that all carry 9's
    At night time there's more trife than ever
    What's up with Cormega, did you see 'em, are y'all together?
    If so then hold the fort down, represent to the fullest
    Say what's up to Herb, Ice and Bullet
    I left a half a hundred in your commissary
    You was my nigga when push came to shove
    One what? one love

    [Verse Two]
    Dear Born, you'll be out soon, stay strong
    Out in New York the same shit is going on
    The crack-heads stalking, loud-mouths is talking
    Hold, check out the story yesterday when I was walking
    The nigga you shot last year tried to appear like he hurtin' something
    Word to mother, I heard him fronting
    >> sage sage 04/21/10(Wed)06:46 No.9331110
    Saegrimr wishes he had my chromosomes.

    Also sage just for you, fag.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:46 No.9331113
    Ravenor is an Alpha level psyker, so I can easily imagine Sakuya being in that level. In fact, it might actually be an understatement of what she can do.

    There's actually a whole different level of classification above the normal one, going from Alpha-Plus to Zeta-Plus. By the time you reach Zeta-Plus, you're a Chaos God, and there's been no documented cases of anything stronger than a Gamma-Plus, or at least nobody alive to report it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:47 No.9331118
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    >There are no Tau, at least not in 40K. I don't accept retconned shit.
    So you're still running 1st edition Rogue Trader with no Grimdark? If not, then you're full of shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:47 No.9331122
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    And he be pumping on your block
    Your man gave him your glock
    And now they run together, what up son, whatever
    Since I'm on the streets I'm gonna put it to a cease
    But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece
    Whylin on the Island, but now with Elmira
    Better chill cause them niggas will put that ass on fire
    Last time you wrote you said they tried you in the showers
    But maintain when you come home the corner's ours
    On the reels, all these crab niggas know the deal
    When we start the revolution all they probably do is squeal
    But chill, see you on the next V-I
    I gave your mom dukes loot for kicks, plus sent you flicks
    Your brother's buck whylin' in four maine he wrote me
    He might beat his case, 'til he come home I play it low key
    So stay civilised, time flies
    Though incarcerated your mind (dies)
    I hate it when your mum cries
    It kinda wants to make me murder, for real-a
    I've even got a mask and gloves to bust slugs for one love

    [Verse Three]
    Sometimes I sit back with a Buddha sack
    Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts
    Written in school text books, bibles, et cetera
    Fuck a school lecture, the lies get me vexed-er
    So I be ghost from my projects
    I take my pen and pad for the week
    And hitting L's while I'm sleeping
    A two day stay, you may say I need the time alone
    To relax my dome, no phone, left the 9 at home
    You see the streets have me stressed somethin terrible
    Fucking with the corners have a nigga up in Belleville
    Or h.d.m., hit with numbers from 8 to 10
    A future in a maximum state pen is grim
    So I comes back home, nobody's helping shorty doo-wop
    Rollin two Phillies together in the Bridge we called 'em oowops
    He said, "Nas, niggas could be bustin' off the roof
    So I wear a bullet proof and pack a black tres-deuce"
    >> Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE 04/21/10(Wed)06:47 No.9331124
    Hey leave me out of this, I'm just watching.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:48 No.9331131
    Problem, Astartes?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:50 No.9331151
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    1-2-fuck off, drop out, never trust a fucking hippie
    And for that matter don't trust anyone.
    Quit school, don't work, livin' out the music de punk.
    If I could do it so could anyone.

    Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
    And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
    And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

    1-2-join a punk band, shave your head and get a tattoo.
    You don't need talent just sing out of tune.
    Self destruction, no moral to throw it on me.
    For no particular reason beat up everyone.

    Drugs are neat, and you can buy 'em relatively cheap.
    And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
    And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:50 No.9331153
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:51 No.9331171

    Expanding on that a bit.

    Perhaps one of the most peculiar starships to ever roam the stars, the 'Love-Colored Path' captained by the infamous, self-proclaimed 'Rogue Trader of Love' Marisa Kirisame.

    The ship has massive engine power for such a small vessel, (either an destroyer or an frigate) that allows it to perform the daring raids that have made it's captain so famous. But the most striking feature of the ship is it's (jury-rigged) massive archotech spinal mounted plasma-lance, that would not be out of place as an main gun of an battleship.

    The captain claims that she is only borrowing the weapon from AdMech, but it would seem unlikely that the Adeptus Mechanicus would ever part with such priceless relic willingly.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:52 No.9331175
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    I can see Mokou as a Sister of Battle.
    >> Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE 04/21/10(Wed)06:53 No.9331183
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:53 No.9331185
    This rap spam makes me thing - how about Nigger Marines? All shooting their Bolters sideways.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:54 No.9331199
    >The captain claims that she is only borrowing the weapon from AdMech, but it would seem unlikely that the Adeptus Mechanicus would ever part with such priceless relic willingly.
    Hah. Comedy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:54 No.9331200
    I think it's been done.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:54 No.9331202
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:55 No.9331204
    I hear 'Rogue Trader of Love' and think she's trading people around for love.

    "Here ya go, this ones blonde, you liked blondes right? 200 bux"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:56 No.9331213
    So "Thieving Whore" would be a proper derogatory remark?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:57 No.9331221
    Been done.
    They were purple drank colored. Had watermelons on their pauldrons. All their vehicles had paint schemes from other chapters because they stole them. Could equip twice as many flamers as a normal marine squad. Got morale bonuses for mob tactics like orks. Got massive morale penalties if the HQ is taken out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:59 No.9331234
    Youmu: Eldar Banshee. One of the most formidable swordfighters in the galaxy and utterly loyal to Yuyuko. Trained in a secret style that not even other Eldar know that emphasises lightning fast sword slashes. Fastest recorded slash measured at Mach 70, but rumored to be able to exceed the speed of light.

    Yuyuko: Eldar Farseer. Long dead, she manages to maintain her presence within her Craftworld's Infinity Circuit. Is able to communicate and interact normally within the Craftworld and is known to possess a Wraithbone body on occassion.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:59 No.9331235
    >All their vehicles had paint schemes from other chapters because they stole them.
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)06:59 No.9331241
    >All their vehicles had paint schemes from other chapters because they stole them.

    That's fucking ingenious.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:00 No.9331253
    Last time she possessed a body was on Malan'Tai
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:06 No.9331310
    >Mach 70
    Jesus christ, what.

    Thats over 53,000mph.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:07 No.9331314
    This is in fact, her actual power. I'm not shitting you.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:09 No.9331333
    > * Because of Youmu's spellcard "200 Yojana in One Slash", she is said to be capable of striking at speeds most would consider physically impossible (200 yojana can be a distance anywhere from 1,320-3,000 kilometers or 825-1,875 statute miles in length). In order to cover that kind of distance in the split-second a typical sword slash takes to execute, she would have to be capable of moving at far beyond hypersonic speed; her slowest sword slashes have been calculated to move at speeds in excess of Mach 70 (70 times the speed of sound, or 53,200 mph/85,120 km/h at sea level), fast enough to circle the entire Earth at the Equator in less than half an hour and around three times the speed required to orbit the Earth, for reference. One doujinshi (Touhou Kaidan Seven #3) went into far too much detail trying to work out the specifics of this, and determined that her theoretical top speed was approximately one quarter of the speed of light...

    Yeah, everyone's a goddamn cheater.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:09 No.9331337
    People have actually tried to calculate how fast her sword slashes are from the developer's fluff. Mach 70 is actually the SLOWEST her superpowered slashes go, with the fastest being roughly a quarter of the speed of light.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:12 No.9331361
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    Oh hey I'm just passi--

    >quarter of the speed of light
    >pic is my face
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)07:14 No.9331372

    Everyone is broken in this world. Reimu can fly.

    She can fly her ass right over reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:19 No.9331428

    Reimu teabags reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:21 No.9331454
    drawfag needed

    although what would we have represent reality
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:21 No.9331457
    You make it sound like this is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard.

    And we're talking Touhou AND 40k here.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:23 No.9331472
    My computer died two weeks ago or I'd post that "yukari is overpowered" image.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)07:28 No.9331534
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    Pretty much.

    And lets not ever get started on Yukari....
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)07:30 No.9331558
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    I got you covered.

    Just had to find the fucking thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:30 No.9331560
    Hence why Yukari is Tzeentch. There's literally no difference between the two.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:33 No.9331580
    well, yukari's hibernation is self-imposed because she's lazy while Tzeentch is out of the picture because of games workshop hating change.
    40khou would be amusing though.
    >Entire team is sororitas!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:34 No.9331586
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:34 No.9331587
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)07:45 No.9331661
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    This is now saved as GODDAMMIT YUKARI.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)07:51 No.9331713
    Oh god, if somebody actually did drawfag or convert a Touhou sororitas army, I'd worship the ground he walked on.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)08:02 No.9331792
    Are we talking EVERYBODY as sisters? Or just some particular characters?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)08:09 No.9331859
    It's the touhou universe.
    There is one male, and he's only been mentioned once.
    Mannosuke is the emperor. Everyone else is super-frilly sororitas purging the filthy youkai.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)08:11 No.9331870

    I do find the idea of the touhoes worshipping dead Rinnosuke on a golden throne hilarious.
    >> Shanker 04/21/10(Wed)08:12 No.9331880

    There's 3. A cloud, a turtle, and the aforesaid shop-keeper. there's also Yomu's dad, but, he's never really talked about much.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)08:14 No.9331888
    Unzan is an incorporeal entity, and his status as male is mstoly a side-effect of being the cloudy go of BROFIST.
    Genji the turtle was lost in the great universal shedding between PC98 and windows.
    >> ^_^ 04/21/10(Wed)08:15 No.9331892
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    There's a couple of others mentioned at various times in the canon literature. In the same mango Reimu mentions summoning a god just because he's good-looking if I'm not mistaken.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)08:29 No.9332019
    Get out of here fag
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)09:06 No.9332437

    Gensokyo presumeably has a lot of men as part of its normal human population, but few-to-no of its supernatural residents are male.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)09:58 No.9333062
    No, I meant does the person wanting the drawing want EVERYBODY or just a certain number or set of touhous drawn as Sisters.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)10:21 No.9333375
    Byakuren Hijiri consorts with the vile xenos.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)11:44 No.9334611
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    So, someone hooked me up with a mediafire link to this.


    Or rather to part 1 of it.

    Anyone got the remainder?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)12:38 No.9335302
    You can check the Touhou Wiki and the Voile Archive.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)14:51 No.9337004
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