It's not a party until Vengevine shows up.
Glad you could make it, brah.
See you bitches in extended!
Bitterblossom, are you still pissed about get cycled out?
Jundfags, your time is near.You mad?
>>9302002Marit Lage = Eldrazi?
Party like a rock star til' Scars of Mirrodin.
>>9301414Vengevine. No offense bro, but you're a little over-rated. I'm sure we could find some room for you in the deck, but I dunno man, I don't think you're as good as everyone thinks.
I like this thread.
Oh, I am glad you could make... Oh.. I see. Awkward.
FUCK THIS SHIT.FIRST THEY BOLTED METHEN THEY AMBUSHED ME WHILE I WAS RAMPIN(cause they be hatin')AND THEN THEY BITBLASTED ME!!! BURN IN EXTENDED, JUND. FUCK YOU, AND YOUR AGGRO-CONTROL.
>>9304745>>9301637>>9301414God damnit. The four drop club is crowded tonight. I'm gonna hang out below the mana curve, if you get what I mean.
>>9304785I don't think we'll need to drop by the 3-drop room much with me here. I've got VIP access to 4 drops, we can get there by turn 3, I promise.
>>9304830Whoops, I'm too excel for my own good
And I helped!
Oh, you played a card, Jund?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.You gonna get...You gonna get...YOU GONNA GET RAPED, SON!
>>9304845Hey hey hey, sometimes a Reliquary Knight Lady's gotta use protection, know what I'm saying?
>>9304885You want to thin my deck for me? Sure thing! Get rid of all that uneeded stuff like fetches and stuff, Its turn 5 I have all the mana I need to fuck your shit anyways.
Hey I heard there was a party going on...Mind if I crash?
>>9304944Well I guess me and Yata can hang out with you guys some other time if you think it might be weird. I understand.
Hey guys, I know I'm new here and fairly non-threatening, but can I party with the other Jund-color mana producers?
>>9304909More like an invisible Jet, Wonder Woman. Off you go. *sigh* Why do I always have to take care of everyone around here?
Yugi had hax
>>9304976>>Blatant misprint on card.>>So poorly worded I could do better with no knowledge of the gameIs this from Yugioh's first print run or what?
>>9305022>Realizes the templating in YuGiOh is awful.
>>9305022(please don't ruin the thread with Yugioh hate, yes it is a misprint, and no they haven't fixed it because they only printed him in one set which is out of print now)>>9304994Hell yes you can come along. I'm sure Vengevine and Bloodbraid are gonna love you. I'll see if I can hook you up with them on turn 3, just make sure to bring along your little brother the spawn token
>>9304996Is Gideon Jura gonna have to slap a bitch?
>>9304745Play ranger, fetch some 1 drops, Play a 1 drop, wreck with the vegevines in your graveyard.
>>9305069I thought we were bros... You, me, Elspeth... I thought we were tight. Now c'mon and we can get out of this trashy Jund place.
>>9304806>>9304996>>9305069Get off my turf, faggots.
>>9305135You just mad because I can burn your shit!*let's be friends!*
>>9305135Good luck finding deck space in Jund now faggot. Vengevine and Master of the Wild Hunt are chillin with Bloodbraid and laughing at you.
Thsi party's a sausage-fest so far. Get some ladies of Magic up in here! Chandra is butch and Hierarch is a hippie.
>>9305187SHIT GUYS I HEARD THERE WAS A BANESLAYER HERE, ANYONE SEEN HER?
>>9305187*room collectively stares and whispers behind her back*
>>9305187Oh no you le didn't!-5. At.Your.Face.Bitch.
ALL MA NIGGAS SAY YEAH!!!!>only black person at the party
>>9305187Bloodbraid here. And I take offense to that.
I hope I'm not late guys. I'm usually a pretty timely arrival on turn 6 but you know how controlling the wife can be sometimes. What'd I miss?
Baneslayer is here? Weird, I didn't see her on my way in.
>>9305202Where the white women at?
>>9305251Man, I don't know why you're so obssesed with her anyways. You know you're never gonna get with her right? She's way out of your league.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME!?
>>9305270I just feel like we were meant to be together. I don't know why she's so distant.
>>9305282duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Glad you could make it!Did you bring your friend? The party is startin to get pretty heavy and its already turn 6. We could use him to chump right about now.
Thanks for dropping me off, early Polymorph. Time to ruin Jund's mana base even more.
>>9305289Man, fuck her. You could be gettin with any of these pretty ladies, why bother with that frigid bitch. She aint a cheap date you know! What a gold digger.
Woah! Sorry I'm late, but I had to pick up all my friends!
>>9305311Oh no you don't.
>>9305311Let the tentacle rape being...
>>9305289Don't worry about that bitch. She may seem like fun, but she just a tease who wants to take your money.Let me introduce you to her younger sister though - much more fun and a lot cooler, and not after your checkbook.
>>9305311Hello, nice to meet you. I'm sure we'll be seeing alot of each other so I hope we get off on the right foot.
THE PARTY NEVER ENDS
>>9305307the lil' fucker should be around here somewhere. Ready to get down & dirty for some mana
>>9305382What did you put in the punch man?
Calm down Urza! Jeez, he always gets like this after a few drinks...
>>9305406Please don't make me call my lawyer.
>>9305367Like... I can totally take care of the little ones.
I heard someone was here is holdin'?What ya got & how hiiiiigh can it get me?
Sorry for being late guys, Vampires kept trying to fuck around with me. Oh, and Lightning Bolt is at RDW's place, he might not be able to make it.
It's getting crowded in here. Better hire a bouncer.
Hey Broskis, it's almost 4/20!Guess who's just got across the border, bringing some trees with him!
>>9305457Psst.....I can get you some Snake Umbra, it'll combo reeeeaaal nice with ya.
>>9305460So glad you could make it!
Sup, bitches.Kneel before he who is I am.The king...*fabulous pose*has Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrived!
>>9305457You seem like my kinda guy.
Who wants a drink?Don't worry it's on me!
>>9301414It was sick, got a third pick vengevine in draft this weekend.
>>9305561Well, I usually offer first, but hey. Cheers to my new best buddy!
It's not a party without CHEATYFACE!!!!
>>9305555mmm sup baby girl? I like your wiggle.
SUP ALL. AWW YEAH. IT TOOK A WHILE BUT HERE I AM. LET'S GET IT STARTED.
>>9305601Bro, what happened to you man? I haven't seen you looking like this in months.
>>9305612How the hell did you get in here? I thought you were banned from this club for that fiasco last week! Glad you could make it!
this fucker > every card ever
>>9305374>>9305349>targeting something with protection from colored spellswas there a major rules change while I was away from playing mtg, or are you two just retarded?
>>9305635It's not a spell anymore once it enters play. it's an enchantment.
>>9305601Cheers mate! Threw down a brew and we're good to go
>>9305635apparently you are just retarded.
>>9305635(They're only spells when they're on the stack. Their triggered abilities when they enter the battlefield aren't spells. Stop the trolling yo.)
>>9305635It's ok...they're permanents once they resolve...totally irrelevant.My bro NOT OF THIS WORLD will show up in a few minutes, but until then...sorry to crash the party.
>>93056223rd turn = a while? you have such limited patience man.
>>9305680That card is racist.
>>9305680Well normally when a 15/15 shows up I know Timmy is in the club, but this one didn't look like somebody I could take. You'll do just as well I suppose.Man I love picking on Timmy, he gets so mad when I'm around.
>>9305629got a splinter twin on this sucker 3 or 4 times in the prerelease. held the fort like a champion, chump chump chump chump those nasty eldrazi.
......what?Did everyone expect a speech or something?
>>9305744Hey bro, how you doin'?
>>9305723Hey Counterspell!COUNTERSPELL!!!!Can I get your autograph?[spoiler]It's an honor being your replacement![/spoiler]
>>9305767Ugh. Sure thing kid.You seem a little more Aggro than most of my fans.....Atleast you don't suck like that Deprive kid who was talking shit last week. He thought he was better than me! Ha ha...you're cool with me though.
Sisters of Stone Death hereeldrazi are small time
>>9305612I saw what you did there. GTFO
>>9305805*sniff sniff*I looked up to you, asshole! You were my hero. Fuck you and fuck you too, Unified Will!
Sup bitches, remember me?
Everyone's having a fun time...but I can't join...bogged down by responsibility.Y'see, I'm supposed to be protecting something... but I don't know what it is...oh well... I can do magic tricks.I can make people's minds shuffle around!>such a useless talent. :(Depressed Zoa is Depressed...
>>9305849fucking awesome edit
>>9305838Hey man, that's what you get when you mess with your tempo. At first you feel like the king of the world, but then You've got a gang a sphinxes giving you the stink eye because you're a couple turns behind on mana.Maybe next time you'll try not to over hype yourself and you'll be a sleeper hit instead of a flop
>>9305838Cheer up, Deprive!You're a perfect fit for the landfall mechanic!Join U/G!It's fucking hilarious!And while we're at it...TO THE FINE FOLKS WHO TRIED TERMINATING BANESLAYER...TRY THAT AGAIN. WATCH IT FAIL.Kicker's on me...
>>9305908See Deprive. This is the kind of person you need to talk to. Maybe he can give you some direction in life. Just try not to be overly eager and pace yourself.
>>9305856Hey man, at least you get to... get to... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>9305884I'll show you! I'll show you all. I'm signing on with Vines of Vastwood - We're gonna run this town.>>9305908I guess you, me, & Roil Elemental makes three.
>>9305952this is no time to be sleeping
>>9305367>>9305457>>9305511>>9305520Now, now... let's keep things legal in here, shall we?
>>9305967See, its that kind of go-getter attitude that really gets people fired up! I'm sure with enough effort you can become something great Deprive!You don't want to be the dissappointment that Cancel was. Nobody even speaks to him anymore.
See, every time I look at Vengevine I'm like, "But what if it dies and I don't cast a second creature spell in a turn? It's not worth the risk!"
>>9306012GRAND ARBITER AUGUSTIN THE FOURTH.MY MORTAL ENEMY!TONIGHT, WE FINISH THE FIGHT.
>>9306038See, everytime I post in a thread I'm like "but what if the topic is not about what I think it is? Its not worth the risk!"
>>9306038a 4/3 haste for 4 in green is still pretty good on its own
>>9306047Holy shit man, I though you went to jail last month!? You didn't break out did you?
>>9306032You, stop sullying my good name.Plenty of people still use me.Not like they have much of a choice...;_;AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING, BEING 3 CMC!?WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?
>>9306079Son, I am dissappoint.
>>9306032I can do this! I don't want to end up like Cancel...old and alone, feeding dozens of stray scythe tigers on a Friday night.
>>9306079OBVIOUSLY NOT DUDE, LOOK AT US! YOU SHOULD COST U(.5R)YEAAAAAH, HALF MANA COSTS! WHY THE FUCK NOT? I'M U/R! I'M FUCKING BATSHIT!
>>9306079Ugh, Cancel you're such a loser.I cannot believe I'm related to you.
>>9306079Oh shi....I mean Hey hey Cancel. I didn't know you were coming to this party
>>9306117>>9306122HOW INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE THAT THERE BE TWO OF US.
>>9306134HAHA. RIGHT YOU ARE SIR. LET US COMMENCE CELEBRATIONS.
AND OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.ORE SANJOU!(TN: I have arrived!)FUCK YOUR REMOV-OH FUCK, THAT BETTER NOT BE VOLCANIC FALLOUT BACK IN THE CORNER.
Sup faggots.I heard knight of the reliquary was here, and that she was kind of cute.
>>9306151What's up 'Goyf!I splashed Green just to play you man, how you doin'?
>>9306093>>9306079at least i look good
>>9306165Hey man, don't wreck the furniture! Dude, Garruk is gonna be pissed when he sees how much of Jund you just wrecked...Oh well it was mostly a shit hole anyways.Well atleast it doesn't look like Grixis!
>>9306151Nothing much, being in every extended deck is pretty tiring, you know how it is though. Gotta get it while you got it. I honestly came here for the booze.
Hello Gentlemen.I'm looking for a..."Celestial Collonade?"He's wanted on 4 accounts of Excessive Pathing...Thank you for your cooperation, and have a nice party.
>>9306189I hear that. Use it before you lose like I always say.
>>9306145Damn it...I see this party already has it's token big cat.Looks like I'll be hitting up that party cross town.
>>9306188...WAAAAHDID YOU SAY SOMETHING?SOMEONE TRIED PULLING A SURPRISE JOURNEY ON ME!
>>9306202(Who invited this guy?)(What a kill joy)
>>9306206Yeah, man, I just feel bad for Disciple of the Vault. I hear they caught him trying to break a format or some shit and put a ton of restraining orders on him. He's been out of commission for so long,
>>9306220Yeah, I was wondering what happened. You sure it wasn't an Other Worldly Journey?You check with your doctor and see if you contracted any +1/+1s.
>>9306210You seem like a pretty cool cat, man. At least you know you aren't the biggest pussy at the party.
>>9306251It aint easy being us, sometimes its good to sit back and relax or hang out at a party like this.
Hi everybo-oh fuck, that's not All i-OH FUCK, I'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!
>Thanks for your request.>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.>This thread has been requested 1 times now.
>>9306278Hey ya know, I get by.You ever need anythin' I got yo back man
HEY GUYS I HEARD THERE WAS A PARTY? WHERE'S MY BRO KHALNI HYDRA AT?
>>9306297Ugh, what did you spill on me? Oh well, I'm sure nothing bad will come of thi-
>>9306283Yeah, I've been working a ton of hours. My planeswalker tells me that efficiency has been through the roof ever since I joined the force. People eventually learn to stop starting so many Tarfires around me.
The devs obviously are dyslexic.I told them, it's spelled 'Gul D'Ass Vampire'.Oh well.
>>9306317Sup man. How you doin? Glad you could make it. Come on we can hang out with Pelakka Wurm and pick up some hot elf chicks
>>9306350Can I come too?
>>9306324Don't worry, man.I got this.And they said lace spells were useless!
>>9306371MOONLACE POWERS, ACTIVATE!
>>9306350Keep the fuck away from us, you pig! Just cause we're dressed like this does not make us sluts!
>>9306370I'm glad you showed up. I don't wanna have to deal with Counter Spell and his shit tonight so this is convenient.
>>9306383Now I wouldn't say that. I like big green men!
>>9306383Come on baby, I just want 1 green mana, is that so hard?
Sorry I'm late guys, but my wife saddled me with the kids for the night.
>>9306406You're my kind of lady!
>>9306416Terra Stomper here; you think that's bad? R&D just printed me a SON! IM NOT EVEN SEEING ANYONE!
>>9306416JESUS CHRIST, THEY'RE STOMPING ALL OVER MY CONTRAP-Oh wait, sorry, that's what I WOULD be saying if I had any.So lonely...
>>9306412No, but you might be in about two seconds.
Someone ordered the control-cockblock special?
>>9306442Ewwww.....I can't believe I woke up next to this.You looked hotter when I was drunk.
You guys are obviously up to something...FUCK THIS PARTY, I'M OUT OF HERE.
>>9306460oh hey broski, we havent talked in a while!
Anyone want a taste of my great white power?I'm real good with huge beasts....kinda.
>>9306478He'll be back.
>>9306493Hey, get out of here nigger. They like me more anyways.
>>9306474You silly corporeals and your inability to just walk through the front door after drunken sex.Hell, not even an angry husband can get in my way.
>>9306440Man that's rough, I feel your pain.I remember when I met my girl. She started off as a trained armodon, an easy 3 ride, but then I found out she was crazed when she stopped taking those damn birth control pills. Now I got 3 little ones running around.At least you have one and he can run a good show.
I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!SOMEBODY LOVE ME! IM SO LONELY!
>>9306504So I have to ask...do you get "ghost blowjob woo woo" often?
CRAWWWLIN' IN MY SKINTHESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
>>9306416>>9306514Need a babysitter?
>>9306555I'm here for you man. It's all gonna be okay.
>>9306555To hell with ALL Y'ALL.
The best part about being a map isn't knowing where I am.It's telling people that I BOJUKA BOG. ON YOUR POSITION.HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA.Take that, Crypt of Agadeem!
I really lol'd hard.
>>9306604then request an archive please, this is the best thread on /tg/ in a long time
Archive this thread for the love of Asha!
Hey guys. I'm awesome, but I don't have a deck yet... can anyone help?
>>9306441WHAT ABOUT ME?
>>9306586Walking Atlas, who let you into the house?
DO THE IMPOSSIBLESEE THE INVISIBLEROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAHTOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLEBREAK THE UNBREAKABLEROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAHWHAT YOU GONNA DO IS WHAT YOU WANNA DOJUST BREAK THE RULE, THEN YOU SEE THE TRUTHTHIS IS THE THEME OF "G" COMING THROUGH BABY!ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH!
>>9306645Hey man, we should like, hang out some time.We could be like, bros, or something. Far out.
>>9306116Heyyy, uh, right. Your ex, I mean, she's taking it pretty hard. I was, uh, I don't know man. I guess I'm asking for persmission, y'know?
It's time to be an annoying fuck, huzzah!
I vote for Archive. Please do it as fast as you can, mods!
>>9306441I'M HERE WITH YOU!
>>9306717or you could submit your request herehttp://4chanarchive.org/
Man, I've sent my archive request already
Hey guys. I'll be by soon. Just give me a few hours to get some stuff together.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.I'm all out of enchantments!
>>9306736You'd better not be cutting class to archive threads again, young man!
ما يجري هنا. وسوف يموت الليلة الكفار.
>>9306745bring more booze if its not too much trouble, all these eldrazi drones are cleaning us out
Every burn deck I meet is a complete asshole to me, what the hell?
*pushes aside a drunk, topless bloodbraid elf*Has anybody seen my son? He won't be in trouble, I just want him to come home safe. His mother's very scared.
>>9306765SCREW YOU, THIS AINT THE ACADEMY OLD MAN.
>>9306758There's never enough ECHANTMENTS! /eye twitch
>>9306745>>9306782That's it! You're both suspended!
>>9306778Is it Nmemnotic Wall your son, ma'am?
>>9306765No, sir. I'm going to all my classes *cough*mostly*cough*.
God damn colorless Eldrazi bullshit tokens...Fence-straddling hippie world-enders...
>>9306758Sovereigns!My main men!Together, we're gonna Exalted this bitch up oldschool!Elspeth, you should join us!Join us, Elspeth!Join us!Join us!Join us!
>>9306769TERRORIST!!GET 'IM BOYS!
>>9306772Eldrazi Spawn? I fucking love those guys.
>>9306869DONT TELL NO ONE IM HERE... IF ANYONE ASKS, I DONT EXIST... BUT ILL TAKE THIS ONE DOWN.
>>9306645I have never ever seen a better magic thread on /tg/. I just found out why I keep coming back here. <3
>>9306486>>9306460>>9306442>>9306431>>9306326>>9306151Hey guys I brought more drinks.
>>9306782Kids these days have no respect for their elders.
>>9306869What the fuck, guys? Where did you find klan hoods with EYEHOLES in them?Seriously, hook us up.
Mind if I invite all my friends?
They see me Harrowin'They hatin!all worked up tryin to catch me landfalling dirty!
>>9306943So long as I can bring mine.
>>9306965The more the merrier!
>>9306985>>9306965>>9306943MYCOLOTH HERE, BRINGING YOU POSSIBILITIES OF MASS PRODUCING SAPROLINGS.ALL IT TAKES IS THE LOW PAYMENT OF YOUR CREATURES.
>>9306985YAY, I'M BRINGING MY FRIENDS ALONG TOO!Uh... guys? Where'd you all go?
>>9307006Harrow here; HEYEYYYYYY BUDDDDAAYAYYYY
>>9307016MY VOICE?SO AWESOME, IT PRECEDES MY PRESENCE.AND I SHIT TOKENS.
>>9307019What the hell man. You killed the party by bringing all these dudes with you. Turned the whole thing into a sausage fest. I'm out of here.
>>9307019Don't worry, bro. Give me a minute and I'll have this place packed with fine white bitches.
>>9307019.... I'm still here if you wanna party...
>>9307035at least it cleared out those damn eldrazi spawns
>>9307065As usual...Terramorphic Expanse has the last say in everything...>150/150. Don't change, /tg/.
>>9307026Oh wow. Talk about high profile.Devour won't trigger if it's countered, right?
Archive this shit holy hell. I came buckets at this thread.
>>9307125Damn, and I just invited Captain of the Watch over. We needed some more ladies in here afterall.Good night /tg/, keep up the good work.
Don't let this die <3
>>9307128SORRY, BUT I'VE GOT UNIFIED WILL BACKING ME UP ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING EXCURSION.ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WILL?
www.4chanarchive.orgCome one people. This was a great fucking thread.
>>9307319We only need to more requests to get this archived
>>9307363to get 2 more*damn itNow it is 1 more
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