After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.

Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you saved the life of the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by Spruesworth. Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

Seeking allies, you fled to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis, where you found a thousand miners willing to revolt, provided you could improve their chances of survival.

In need of aid and with nowhere else to turn, you crossed the border into Blacktron space to bargain with its nightmarish inhabitants.

The Blacktrons, in turn, were eager to aid in Spruesworth's demise, and provided you with a shadow field generator, which they claim can render your ship invisible to all sight and sensor.

Returning to Oasis to find now-armored miners, you seized the chance to capture an enormous cargo hauler, large enough to fit every last man inside. The guardians, however had other ideas!

In a cruel reflection of the past, Officer Clarke saved you from death but was herself hit by a burner charge and grievously wounded.

You were incapable of keeping her from slipping away, until you made the quick decision to entomb her within her own ship's cryopod.

Now, with vengeance on your mind you have come to a decision: invade the Imperial city on Regis Major. You have three goals:

* Find the medical aid that will resurrect Officer Clarke

* Open the way for the plundered blockonium hauler and its deadly crew of a thousand armed and armored miners to breach the city

* Kill High Lord Bryston Spruesworth

>>9295105
and get more hats

Equipment check:

* One faithful robot
* One Viper interstellar fighter and its antimatter warhead
* One Space Police cruiser, sans markings
* One cask of priceless treasure, slightly depleted
* One ultracannon
* One shadow field generator, installed on the Viper and seemingly effective
* One decades-old access code for a specific door into the Imperial city on Regis Major
* Three Imperial soldier uniforms with accompanying hats
* One suit of Imperial Knight armor; the helmet was destroyed
* One electro-sword
* One rocket pack

And a whole lot of burners.

The huge blockonium hauler is slow, and will take several days to journey to Regis Major.

If there are any other preparations you wish to make, now is the time.


What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9295126
Get better guns

Jury rig the missile to work as a bomb and plan to smuggle it to the imperial palace. Time it so that the miners head in during the confusion as the palace gets glassed and lead the insurgency!

>>9295145
You already have more guns than you can carry, and they've been doing their job admirably.

If you wanted to get some corers from the miners you might be able to, but at some point you'll have to make a decision about what you want to haul around.

The miners' corers are more powerful, but their range is significantly less.

Hey OP, ever since the demise of quest threads with custom drawfaggin, this shit is fucking amazing. Doubt I'll be playing, but this shit is awesome. Props, sir.

>>9295126

Train excessively with the electro-sword so we can impress the lovely officer Clarce with our magnificent swordsmanship.

FUCK YES LEGO QUEST!

AND NOT RIGHT WHEN I'M GETTING READY TO SLEEP!

rolled 10 = 10

>>9295207

Bah, dice

rolled 4 = 4

>>9295126
We've been preparing our entire lives for this moment.

Use the secret entrance.

Open the way for the miners.

Save Clarke.

>>9295233
Do this.

(this happened in the aborted quest, but I'm treating it as canon)

It doesn't seem to do any-

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"The Blacktrons seem to have dealt us a fair hand!"

I love legos so much. You have no idea how much I am nostalgaing right now...

>>9295294

Endman looks adorably goofy wearing that armor.

It's definitely still there...

Meanwhile, Clarke lies entombed in her own ship's prisoner cryopod - a device that cannot be removed from the Space Police cruiser without risking her quick death.

If you mean to resurrect her, someone will have to fly her cruiser.

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9295381
Is Bennie trained to fly a ship? Get him to do it.

>>9295216
>>9295207

Eh, you swing it around and hit people. Doesn't seem too complicated!

>>9295406
Please roll a d12 and link to this post to see how well Bennie can fly a ship by himself.

rolled 12 = 12

>>9295424
Hell yeah

Holy shit OP, this is awesome.

>>9295444

"OF-COURSE-MASTER-I-WAS-ORIGINALLY-PURCHASED-AT-A-SPACE-POLICE-AUCTION."

Awesome. Let's jet-set to Regis Major, grab some meds, heal up Clarke, and then fuck shit up.

Once again, your faithful robot has the situation under control.

What will you do, Spaceman?

Dredge up more weapons to pack your hold with, or fly now, while the hot blood of vengeance pounds inside you?

>>9295574

For hot blood! For adventure! We go galloping into our glorious destiny!

That is to say. We go, we revenge. NOW!

And what of Endman?

Will you fly together, as men of Futuron, or trust that his burner will serve better alongside your faithful robot?

As you ascend into the hazy skies of Oasis, you find the Blacktron shadow field generator startlingly well-integrated into your ship.

Activating or deactivating it seems to be a simple matter.

(I'll let you decide on Endman while I get something set up)

Let him come with us. We can swap stories of Futuron and awesome adventures.

As you approach Regis Major, your entry goes unchallenged.

Clarke's ship has apparently not yet been reported missing, and your own craft slips by without a trace.

The western starport field is enormous, but seems to have been relegated to civilian craft in the years since the code you found was created.

Once you enter the Imperial City, you may not find your egress so easy.

What will you take with you, Spaceman?

>>9296074
Bennie and Endman. Endman sticks with his akimbo burners, Bennie gets the ultracannon, and we'll take our sword and burner.

Find the nearest facility with medicines.

>>9296130

This but we take the rocket pack to be able to get stuck in faster with the sword, if need be.

I need less praise and more players...

>>9296130
Sorry for butting in on your time slot, sci-fi bro

>>9296148
Dude, I'm the guy who was inspired by you to start his own quest! I know I'm incapable of competing with this quest, so don't sweat it.

>>9296177
And I keep losing/putting on my tripcode.

>>9296146
>>9296130

"We have Imperial costumes, Spaceman! Shall we play a trick on them, or shall we let them see that Futurons wear their emblems proudly?"

>>9296199
Manly combat and glory or deception and subterfuge? We're in the lion's den, Endman! Time to don our disguises!

rolled 7 = 7

As per the earlier suggestion, take sword/burner and rocket pack. Endman keeps the paired burners, Bennie gets the Ultracannon.

Find the medical facility first. Revenge is eternal, but friends fade fast.

As you ready yourselves for the trial ahead, a pair of robots approach you!

Roll a d12, please...

rolled 1 = 1

>>9296199

Time to don our enemies' uniforms. Foultasting as may be, this is the time for subterfuge. Clarke must be saved, and we can't find the remedies for her cure if we're we have to worry about space police waiting around every corner!

rolled 10 = 10

>>9296297
Oh lord. Good or bad bots?

>>9296308

The burly maintenance robot looms over you and scans you for a moment.

"HELLO-SIR-IS-THERE-ANYTHING-WE-CAN-DO-FOR-YOU?"

rolled 9 = 9

>>9296297

Looks like they're a whole lot bigger than Benni. Could be security bots or maybe butler bots for carrying luggage. Do they seem armed?

rolled 19 = 19

>>9296388

You can... look after our ship for us? Oh! Direct us to a medical facility! Yeah!

>>9296388
GodDAMN those are some swanky hats we've got. Totally worth all the obsession.

>>9296410

That's not a d12...

>>9296302
Every damn time...

>>9296389

The larger of the two has two gigantic arms that could easily crush you.

However, it seems quite amiable.

>>9296388
Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?

>>9296447
Lol.

It's dice+1d12

rolled 4 = 4

>>9296447

>>9296466
>>9296447

"THERE-ARE-NO-MEDICAL-FACILITIES-ON-THE-STARPORT-FIELD."

rolled 6 = 6

>>9296438
Have big arms carry the cryo pod to the hostpital

rolled 5 = 5

>>9296438
Ask them what their combat abilities are. If they can fight, give them weapons.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9296458
We have a wounded friend that needs help. Could you point us toward an aid station?

>>9296507
Looks like Clarke is fucked

rolled 11 = 11

>>9296507
Have Beanie attempt to reprogram them to follow our orders

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

>>9296534

No, the robot's just dumb and someone rolled a 4 on asking where the hospital is.

The robot means there is literally no hospital on the tarmac.

>>9296547
Fuck yeah more robots to throw at our enemies!

>>9296547
Meanwhile...

Bennie is the man(bot).

rolled 12 = 12

>>9296601
Do a dance to distract them. Interpretive style!

rolled 1 = 1

>>9296627
Fuck yeah.

>>9296637
>>9296627
Do those cancel out lol?

>>9296637
>>9296627
Covering both ends of the spectrum

"HELLO-MASTER-HOW-MAY-WE-SERVE-YOU?" the two rattle out in unison.

rolled 10 = 10

>>9296666
Okay NOW direct me to a medical facility!

>>9296666
Big arms carry the cryo pod with clarke

Little guy lead the way to the nearest hospital

Pat Bennie on the back

Well, I guess it just had to be that I'd roll one and then the other. I'm just glad that I rolled the 12 first.

rolled 8, 1, 4 = 13

>>9296692

>>9296692

>Meanwhile, Clarke lies entombed in her own ship's prisoner cryopod - a device that cannot be removed from the Space Police cruiser without risking her quick death.

rolled 6 = 6

>>9296723
Then lift the whole damn ship

Jeez do I have to think of everything?

Ask the robot if the hospital can be flown to

>>9296685
>>9296692

While the larger robot's brain seems devoted solely to lifting, the smaller of the pair is a bit more communicative, and knows the location of a nearby medical center.

Is there anything else you wish to do before you breach the city, Spaceman?


>>9296692
If you need to roll more than one, just type dice+3d12 or whatever

>>9296762
Yeah I finally figured it out

If we can't bring Clarke to the hospital we can always go get/abduct a doctor and bring him back

The inner core of the cryofreeze can be removed, though its battery won't last long.

If you hurry, you may yet save her.

>>9296747
>Is there anything else you wish to do before you breach the city, Spaceman?

I feel like we're forgetting something but I'm sure we can shoot our way out of whatever comes up

ONWARDS! FOR FUTURON! FOR ADVENTURE!

Time to find a doctor

>>9296848
We should first find a doc and get him to check up on Clarke to see what he needs. THEN risk killing her.

>>9296860
>>9296887

Defrosting her is no problem, as long as it's done in a medical center.

rolled 11 = 11

>>9296762

Check for if the spaceport has any hover sleds lying around to replace the one we lost in that swamp waaaaay back. Could come in handy.

rolled 12 = 12

>>9296887
leave Big arms behind and tell him to guard the ship

Crush anything that isn't us that tries to get close after audible warning

>>9296918
Yes but if we remove her from the ship it could be dangerous right?

Better to get the doctor 1st, then risk it

rolled 5 = 5

>>9296953

>>9296953
It's only dangerous if you take more than a few hours to fine a doc.

But I won't railroad- if you want to leave Clarke in her ship and go on ahead, tell me which robots are going or staying where.

So bring the cryo-pod now and hope we don't get tied up

Or leave her with the ship and hope we can get back

someone else choose I can't do it!

>>9296988

I say we leave one of our new robots with the ship in case we need some antimatter missile support. Leave the small one. We can radio for directions if needed.

>>9297022

Also, arm the bigger robo and leave Clarke for now while procuring medical aid first.

rolled 1 = 1

bring Clarke with us

Leave small robot with the ships, have him radio us directions

FOR CLARKE! FOr FUTURON!

>>9297022
>>9297041

We don't know if the small one can fly. It's probably not programmed for such tasks. Big one is most likely too stupid to do anything but bashing stuff with its huge arms.

>>9297154
Oh ffs

Interjecting with this:

The smaller one is the one that knows where the medical center is.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9297176
Clarke's ship will be fine, no one is gonna fuck with a police cruiser and ours is hidden

Bring everyone and head for the hospital

>>9297216
>>9297154

The dice gods really don't want you to get there

>>9297216
Hey, a tiebreaker.

The door into the Imperial city is right where Bennie's memory banks said it would be.

Here goes...

 

*pleep*

The door opens into darkness, but you plunge in, heedless of any danger, as a man of Futuron!

Inside, the way is narrow, and you must pass single-file. The glow of the robot in the lead is your only illumination, until you begin to hear something...

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 11 = 11

>>9297350
Rollin

rolled 2 = 2

>>9297415

SO CLOSE

attempt at compensating

>>9297415
Bracing for awesome

>>9297415

Well, you're in!

The medical center is in sight, with only a few guards in the brilliantly lit open space.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 12 = 12

>>9297558
Go to the med center, avoid the guards

rolled 8 = 8

>>9297558
Fire a few rounds into the air to scatter the civilians. We don't want any collateral casualties.

>>9297580
well fuck me, why can't I roll like that when it matters

Among the press of nobility and squires, you see one of the strange Circuit-Men!

Once men, now something else...

rolled 1 = 1

>>9297626
reprogram circuitman

>>9297626

Ignore him, keep going

use that >>9297580

>>9297677
no dice

>>9297580

Bennie's brilliant interpretive dance routine amazes the guards!

>>9297816
Benny fuck yeah!

rolled 9 = 9

>>9297816
lol, gotta love crit rolls

Rolling to see if they leave him a tip

>>9297772
>>9297784
>>9297795
>>9297805

Very sneaky. :D

Inside, you find some very surprised and frightened medical techs!

rolled 7 = 7

>>9297906
Well why are we pointing guns at them?

EMERGENCY! GET ME A DOCTOR NOW!

rolled 7 = 7

>>9297906

Have Benni forge some authorization for us being there. Super secret special forces that the police can't even know about sounds good for credentials.

You explain the immediate nature of the situation...

...and they leap into action!

Now all you can do is hope...

 

Roll a d12, please...

rolled 2 = 2

>>9298060
Rolling for Hope

rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>9298060

>>9298068
fuck I think I just elected Obama

rolled 8 = 8

Sweet jesus don't fuck up this roll.

I couldn't bear it if Clarke came back with some sort of hideous cybernetic robo pussy.

rolled 8 = 8

For Clarke!

rolled 6 = 6

>>9298060

rolled 10 = 10

>>9298060

Rollin' for dramatic montage and wake up hugs

"Spaceman..."

 

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>9298281
This

is

EPIC

rolled 5 = 5

>>9298298
Say something witty

rolled 10 = 10

>>9298298
"I...I was so afraid you'd..."

*tender hug*

rolled 11 = 11

>>9298298
"Miss me?"

>>9298414

rolled 12 = 12

>>9298476
YESSSSS!

FINALLY!

rolled 1 = 1

>>9298494
>>9298494
>>9298494

Victory!

>>9298494

somuchwin.jpg

>>9298546
Totally... worth it!

rolled 8 = 8

>>9298546

Clarke drifts back to the table and the medicos rush in to repair the burner wound, but the danger has passed.

She has been resurrected.


What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 9 = 9

>>9298675
Rape her.

>>9298686

dammit /tg/

>>9298675

We celebrate.

>>9298675

ask how long the procedure should take?

rolled 5 = 5

>>9298675
Can we trust the medics?

Leave Benny to protect her and keep an eye on things.

Take Endman to sabotage the city's AA defenses and give the miners a chance to land.

>>9298675

How long until she's ready to shoot stuff?

wow first time a roll worked on clarke

rolled 5 = 5

>>9298675

Brofist Endman

rolled 6 = 6

>>9298707
i support this

>>9298716
The rape roll? Yeah. a 9 wins, right? I got it in first, too!

rolled 10, 2 = 12

Dammit. Firstly, rollin' to beat the rape.

Secondly, rollin' to get Endman and the robots and continue on our quest.

rolled 7 = 7

Brofist Endman

FOR FUTURON!

>>9298686

Don't rape her, it's faggots like this that ruin great things.

The ultramodern medical center can repair the most grievous wound in moments...

To Do:
>* Find the medical aid that will resurrect Officer Clarke

* Open the way for the plundered blockonium hauler and its deadly crew of a thousand armed and armored miners to breach the city

* Kill High Lord Bryston Spruesworth

...and Clarke soon rises, whole once more!


"Where are we? This isn't the asteroid base..."

>>9298841
lol 5th element reference

Give that bitch a burner and let's go kick some ass!

FOR FUTURON! FOR ADVENTURE!

rolled 1 = 1

>>9298862
"You had us worried there, Clarke. Good to have you back.

You feel up to a fight? Spruceworth's regime ends TODAY!"

>>9298887

>rolled 1 = 1

"actually i think i'll lay back down, have fun with that"

rolled 12 = 12

>>9298862

"Sssh, the important thing is that you're alive and well. We will explain everything as soon as the time is right."

Then look ask the doctors if they can provide us with a medkit fur future use.

"Spruesworth-"

"We're on Regis Major?!?"

rolled 10 = 10

>>9298980
Aye, we've come to end his tyrrany once and for all.

We've a thousand able boddied miners just waiting for ust to drop the defenses.

>>9299000
WAY TO SAY IT OUT LOUD!

Now we have to kill the doctors

rolled 10 = 10

>>9299027

Attempt to sway the medical staff to serve as our combat medics

>>9299000
You got a problem with trannies, WHITE BOY?

"Let's get to work."

Gosh dang, I wish I had a supply of stuff and a nice camera with plenty of battery power.

Could have so much fun.
Who needs actual RPGs and video games when you just have /tg/ and drawing/picture-taking ability?

>>9299033
>>9299033

BRILLIANT!

>>9299033
>>9299000
>>9298974

"Eh, truth be told, we're not really big fans of Spruesworth..."


Roll a d12, please.

No orange transparent chainsaw? For shame.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9299153

rolled 10 = 10

>>9299153
rollin

>>9299157
Go look up part 2

...or maybe it was part 3

>>9299157
>>9299172

Either way, we already had a guy with one, but he decided to bail with a third of our space loot.

>>9299172
It was both.

>>9299165
The medicos aren't going to leave their station to follow you on your murderous quest, but they aren't going to tell anyone what happened here, either.

What will you do, Spaceman?

I just realized I never posted the past threads:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845731
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8868254
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8907738
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9096997

>>9299223
Thank them and go find a way to get the miners on planet

>>9299223
Why is Bennie looking ravenously at the other robot...

rolled 5 = 5

>>9299223
Kill them all. Rape Clarke. Brofist Endman.

>>9299274
wtf troll

>>9299251
is the blockonium shipment that should be on that hauler meant to be delivered to regis prime? if so, there shouldn't be too much difficulty in getting them on planet

>>9299292
BRILLIANT!

>>9299075
>>9299091
>>9299102
Oh, she's a keeper.

Let's get them miners here!

>>9299235
MEIN GOTT! That isn't worksafe!

>>9299292
>is the blockonium shipment that should be on that hauler meant to be delivered to regis prime?

Yes, it is. The only difficulty is in getting the miners off the hauler when and into the city proper before any alarms are raised.

One of the medicos gives you directions to the industrial bays.


>>9299268
You could always ask him.

>>9299329
the blood, squares of it, everywhere...

Either sabatoge the AA planetary defense systems or hijack some sort of comms tower so we can get the miners planetside and start our little revolution.

Also, we should try to tap into the planetwide broadcast system so we can send a little message a-la-V for Vendetta.

>>9299354
>You could always ask him.

Funnier to wait till he starts humping it

>>9299354
...Ignore the word "when" in that last post. Don't know where that came from...

rolled 7 = 7

>>9299354
Off to the trafic control tower

We can clear the miners and shut-down travel on and off world at the same time

FOR FUTURON! FOR ADVENTURE!

rolled 12 = 12

>>9299354

Need upgrades, Bennie?

rolled 9 = 9

Bennie...

>>9299363
He can also tell you where the broadcast station is.

>>9299390
Hahaha! Bennie cannibalizes the other robot for upgrades

>>9299398
We need to go there after we get the miners on planet

Convince the population to revolt!

rolled 9 = 9

>>9299398
I vote we get to that tower!

>>9299390

Bennie informs you that he has finished his high-density information exchange with the native robot, and now has a full map of the Imperial city stored in his databanks.

>>9299432
Save broadcast for last, we still have surprise on our side

>>9299459
Is that robot for sex?

rolled 7 = 7

>>9299432

rolled 11 = 11

>>9299459
To the industrial bays!

What will you do, Spaceman?

To the tower?

>>9299500
Or there.

You could either try to disable the traffic control and let the miners land in the chaos, or let the hauler land on schedule and aid the miners in breaching the city proper.

>>9299505

This >>9299500 1st. Once we hit the tower they'll know we're here

rolled 12 = 12

Stay hidden as long as possible

Industrial bays 1st

>>9299526
>>9299549

What of your newly acquired robots?

And now that Clarke is back among you, who will don the rocket pack?

>>9299600
The robots come with us

The big guy can be useful and the little one can be thrown at our enemies (as is the futuron way)

rolled 3 = 3

>>9299600
Bennie, upload your combat algorithms to our new robots

Someone is archiving this glory, right?

Oh sure, I'll roll a 12 for this >>9299549 shit and fail here >>9299648

>>9299648

Bennie attempts to elicit a response out of the two, but it seems they have no future as warriors.

rolled 9 = 9

Secure the comms tower, guide the miners in.

Have them land right in the city square.

>>9299699
Aw fuck, well the big one will still come in handy

And the little one is a projectile

The industrial bays lie high above Regis Major, among the tops of the tallest structures. Out here in the open the air is chilled and there are few people about.

A pair of guards are your only-

"-Oof!"

"Watch it, dolt! Are you so stupid you don't know who I am?"

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 8 = 8

>>9299959

Grab him by the throat and lift him off his feet

"You have 3 seconds to tell me why I shouldn't kill you"

rolled 9 = 9

>>9299959
"You're a corpse" impale him with your sword

rolled 5 = 5

>>9299959
Ask who he is. We might have saved a trip.

>>9299976

SO MUCH FOR UNDER COVER

rolled 4 = 4

>>9299959
keep your mind on the mission - apologize profusely, revenge can come later.

You grab him with your cybernetic hand and haul him into the air!

"I'm- -gak- Reginald Spruesworth! -gak-"

"My -gak- father owns this sector!"

rolled 5 = 5

>>9300075
WRONG!

You're my hostage

rolled 12 = 12

>>9300075
Oh shit.

Ask him if he's close to his old man at all. If he is, find a trunk to lock him in until this is all over.

rolled 3 = 3

>>9300075
Excellent

Throw him in Clarke's cryo cell until we need him

gah! ask him to help us take down his old man. he will then inherit the throne and make us rich/famous

>>9300075
Look at that shit eating grin on Spaceman's face

Aw yeah, lucky day!

>>9300134

"My father will -gak- have you all in chains!"

"He'll -gak- have you all shot!"

"Are -gak- are you listening?"

"I said my father-"

"Hey, what are you doing?!?"

"Let go of me!"

Now where were we...

rolled 3 = 3

>>9300292
HANG ON!

Search him

>>9300285
>lego of me

fix'd

rolled 8 = 8

>>9300292
Make sure he has nothing on him that he could use to escape/call for help

You have his sword (though it doesn't compare to the one you currently carry).

Reginald has little else on him besides his clothes.

rolled 10 = 10

>>9300255

I like how the guards are just standing there. Knock him unconscious and have Bennie guard him while we secure the spaceport. We could use him as blackmail once we get to the comm tower.

>>9300385

Bennie will make sure Reginald doesn't escape his confinement.

>>9300385
>I like how the guards are just standing there.

They're way in the background. They can't see what's going on.

rolled 2 = 2

>>9300449
If he tries to get away, or if you are forced to flee, kill him

Now time to help the miners

>>9300385
>>9300465

Speaking of which...

Any great lines you'd like to try on the guards?

Roll a d12 for whatever a character does, please.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9299959

Is greyhaired witness guy still around? If not, then look for him. We probably need to act quick anyway.

rolled 10 = 10

>>9300507
We won't need to say anything, are hats project authority

Walk on in

>>9300508
>Is greyhaired witness guy still around?

You don't see him anywhere...

>>9300524
*our

My god my brain is fail

rolled 1 = 1

>>9300507

Clarke go smoothtalk them while Endman and Spaceman sneaks up on them and silently disables them with their swords. No need to alert the neighborhood with burner fire.

>>9300524

Well, that was easy...

>>9300508
>>9300551

Fuck sake, I'll stop rolling T_T

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>9300524
>>9300563

>>9300611
see
>>9297626

rolled 7 = 7

>>9300611
>>9300644

Those are not the droids we're lookin for

>>9300644
Well nevermind then. Carry on.

You step into the cavernous structure and see that you cannot take it all in - the enormous bay stretches into dimness on either side.

The mustachioed man currently berating a pair of guards seems to be in charge, and he doesn't strike you as the type to salute someone without proper paperwork.

rolled 6 = 6

>>9300745
Explain to the man that Spresworth sent you to ensure the blockonium delivery went smoothly

Act very impatiently to reaffirm this. Have Endman say nothing but give him the "I'm going to kill you with your own spine" death glare

"Now get back to work! I've got a blockonium hauler coming in in a few minutes!"

rolled 2 = 2

Ask the robots if they can identify this man

He turns toward you and bellows:

"What are you doing in here? This is a restricted area!"

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 7 = 7

>>9300942

We're the security for the blockonium delivery

We brought the heavy lift robot

>>9300942
(Oh God, I didn't notice that guy fell over)

rolled 8 = 8

>>9300942
Point at the man on the floor

"Is this how you run this warehouse!? Lord Spruesworth will be displeased"

rolled 7 = 7

could we escort the miners in and say they're our prisoners?

>>9300999
Except they're all armed to the teeth

"Security, huh?"

"Let's see your badges!"

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Spaceman!

rolled 8 = 8

>>9301056
Point at the hat

rolled 1 = 1

>>9301003
I think we need to get Bennie reverse engineering the stealth field when we get back.

>>9301095
Or another time is fine...

"Well... those ARE the hats that blockonium security wears..."

"Just get to it, I don't have time for this!"

rolled 6 = 6

>>9301056
I think the question we need to ask ourselves is...What would Han do?

..

..

"Uuuuh,"

*quick draw burner and fry him*

FUCK YEAR HAT WIN!

rolled 10 = 10

Contact the miners, give them the all clear

>>9301205
We've seen dissent in the people before, lets try and make a contact in the city that can get us in.

The hauler's airlock extends into the bay, and Jadar and his men greet you at the entryway!

"Your plan is working so far, Futuron. My men bear arms and stand ready to fight!

With your forces in place, you are ready to make your final move...

Spaceman of Futuron!

rolled 3 = 3

>>9301392
FAILURE,
CONTINUE?
Y

BUT NOT TONIGHT BECAUSE MY CAMERA BATTERY'S DEAD!

GOODNIGHT, /TG/!

We should definitely scout out the general attitude of the populace.

If Spruceworth is as unpopular here as he was on Oasis we may be able to stir the people into revolt.

Talk to some of the floor mechanics.

Discreetly.

>>9301423
We love you Lego quest. never change.

>>9301404
Woohoo!

Let's go interrogate Spruesworth's son. Maybe he can tell us how to get to daddy

>>9301759
owned

We have 1000 miners.
We need to breach the city.
We have seen the power of Hats.
...
We must find 1000 hats.

>>9302595
>>9303054

Oh hi. LQ is on a daytime schedule this week.