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04/19/10(Mon)18:09 No.9298803>>9298365 Haha! Oh yeah, that sounds awesome.
Starr Corps? They used to be laughable, but fuck, you gotta be careful now. They basically make dicks. Dicks for your COREs, Giant Phallus Support Units, they. make. dicks. Their dicks aren't big enough, so they make big dicks and go to war with them. But fuck. somehow, they make it work.
Starr Corporation 91Kx Cannon Upgrade. - "The Starr Corporation 91Kx Cannon Upgrade is the biggest, baddest boys in the gun show. Capable of releasing 5'000 missiles in the time it takes the standard TIZONA v1 to release and reload 1, this is for when you need to bring out the big guns. Space, Sea, Sky or Land, the 91Kx surpasses all other competitors in the market. The 91Kx is the for the Elite. For the cream of the crop, and if you need to ask us for the price, we're sorry, but you won't be able to afford this. Starr Corporation 91Kx Cannon Upgrade. The biggest gun in space. Starr Corporation. Quality you can trust."
The advert doesn't lie. It is capable of sending out 5000 more missiles than the Tizona, but ONLY in the right conditions, which is by the way, never going to happen. It's powerful, though. If they really want to spend the whole fucking arsenal, it's more than capable to practically destroy your CORE, and fuck. it's stable. it's stable as hell. You ever see this, I suggest you get everything you can at them first, before they do. and if you can't, run. |