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  • File : 1271648141.jpg-(137 KB, 600x840, queststart2.jpg)
    137 KB You are a dark cultist of Slaanesh Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:35 No.9282640  
    Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9255563/

    You are a terrible dark imperial guardsm-cultist of Slaanesh, prince of pleasure and general hedonism.

    After oversleeping the heretical uprising, you have recently slain your first pawn of the corpse emperor, gaining new powers and abilities!

    You are really quite pleased with yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:36 No.9282659
    WOOT!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:37 No.9282686
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    You still stand within the Mess Hall, after being transported through time and space.

    There are many >corpses here. There are >signs of fighting. There is a >portrait of Commissar Steelshanks here. Overall, it's quite a mess.

    There is a >persistent beeping sound coming from one of the cultist's corpses. It's making you quite nervous.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Flip Scoundrel Card (new)
    >Exit (East, West)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:38 No.9282689
    But I'm a Slaaneshi cultist, which means my mind is full of fuck and I have a boobie where my right pec should be.

    I'm actually sort of sad now. :(
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:39 No.9282732
    Investigate the >persistent beeping sound coming from one of the cultist's corpses.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:39 No.9282738
    rolled 729 = 729

    Check the beeping sound.

    Why don't we have players roll to see what we do? The highest roll is what happens. Only the first roll for an idea counts.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:40 No.9282749
    >>9282686

    >flip card
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:41 No.9282766
    What's our list of abilities/attributes/etc?
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:42 No.9282789
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    >>9282689

    Both your pecs are still there. In fact, you're pretty sure you're still 100% male. Slaanesh isn't all about sex, jeez.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:43 No.9282808
    >>9282789

    But we will get some?

    Ideally in a meaningful relationship.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:43 No.9282820
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    >>9282749

    You flip your Scoundrel Card. It gives a quick rundown of your abilities and attributes. Yawn.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:44 No.9282839
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    >>9282766

    You open your >inventory
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:45 No.9282841
    >>9282820

    Say, if we were to get boobs, would we have a higher starting loyalty?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:46 No.9282880
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    Chastity? The fuck. I haven't seen you around here in fucking forever. I figured you'd just given up the namefagging and just went anon.
    >> RAILROAD RAILROAD !GGoVsIZvMc 04/18/10(Sun)23:47 No.9282899
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    RAILROAD
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:48 No.9282922
    Oh wow. I literally just finished reading the first one on suptg and decided to pop over to the board to see what's up and here you are on the top of the page.

    >>9282686
    >Investigate persistent beeping sound.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:49 No.9282929
    Take a moment to draw /d/ick all through the SANCTIONED PORNO thereby defiling it for your dark god.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:49 No.9282937
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    >>9282738
    >>9282732

    It appears to be some sort of video Communcatrix. There's a signal coming through. Indistinct shapes swarm on the surface. Someone is trying to get through.

    Answer? y/n
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:50 No.9282957
    >>9282937

    Yes
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:51 No.9282972
    >>9282937

    Course we answer. For the Dark Gods! Or, well, you know, just Slaanesh...
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 04/18/10(Sun)23:51 No.9282973
    >>9282937
    no, then eat it.
    >> Paint man (not OP) 04/18/10(Sun)23:51 No.9282982
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:53 No.9283017
    >>9282937
    Go for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:54 No.9283030
    >>9282937

    >Answer

    >"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. "
    >"We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. "

    >"How are you? "
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:54 No.9283031
    >>9282982

    Just stop, you're embarrassing the rest of us.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:54 No.9283046
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    >>9282841

    Starting loyalty can be gender dependent, and is determined partially by your >sex appeal

    >>9282929

    You scribble dicks on a couple of the sororitas in your copy of Sister Posterior.

    Surprisingly, it causes your >dirty porno meter to rise to 2! Success!
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 04/18/10(Sun)23:55 No.9283068
    >>9283046
    flip through the rest of the book
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/18/10(Sun)23:58 No.9283131
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    >>9282973

    You attempt to >eat the >communicatrix. Your >brawn is not high enough. Your attempt fails.

    The >communicatrix buzzes.

    "BY THE SIX DICKS OF SLAANESH WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THE THRICE DAMNED COMMUNATRIX. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, MAGGOT!"

    (bear with me, sorry for railroading)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:59 No.9283145
    >>9283131
    Well, go on and answer it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:59 No.9283154
    >>9283131
    (comment boxes closed until 4/13)
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:00 No.9283169
    >>9283131

    Put on your answerpants and ANSWER IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:02 No.9283209
    >>9283046

    So loyalty is used when we can get followers?

    B=Brawn and what else in that array?
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:04 No.9283240
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    >>9283145
    >>9283154

    You answer the communactrix.

    --CUT SCENE--

    What appears to be a CHAOS SPACE MARINE appears on the interface. He has a particular snake like appearance.

    "GOOD, MAGGOT! Now listen up, what in the Gods' black names is going on down there? I have fifty marines up here waiting on you to turn that teleport homer on! What's the situation down there? Have you taken out the guard yet?"

    Respond? y/n
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:05 No.9283256
    >>9283240

    rub it on our dick
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:08 No.9283307
    >>9283240
    I dunno what your talking about. I picked this thing up off of some dead guy. Damn he tasted good.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:08 No.9283309
    >>9283240
    Show him the room full of dead cultists. Ask him where the homing beacon is so we can turn it on.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283325
    >>9283240
    Why are we holding it like that, and how can we see it while we're holding it like that?

    I AM CONFUSE
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:10 No.9283337
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    >>9283307
    >>9283256

    The space marine doesn't appear to to surprised.

    "I don't care what the situation is like down on the ground there, maggot, but that transporter needs to be turned on ASAP! Get your filthy, thrice cursed ass over the-"

    The chaos space marine pauses momentarily. You got kind of bored listening to him so you kept flipping through your defiled copy of Sister Posterior. You wonder if he noticed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:11 No.9283355
    >>9283337

    Well, might as well turn it on.

    Unless we want to piss off some CSM.

    That might.. not be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:11 No.9283356
    >>9283337
    draw dicks on the communinatrix, so the csm is constantly sucking it
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:12 No.9283360
    >>9283337
    Tell him he can borrow it if he wants. Then let him finish telling us where we need to go.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:13 No.9283386
    harvest adrenachrome from dead cultists, get reaaaaaaal high.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:13 No.9283387
    >Slaanesh quest
    >being run by GRAND INQUISITOR
    adviceguardsman.jpeg
    >nothing could possibly go wrong by participating in it
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:13 No.9283389
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    >>9283309

    "The Beacon's at the top of the second fortress tower. You'll have to go out the Armory to cross, or through the Hangar. Now MOVE! We're in low orbit and we don't have long!"

    -END CUTSCENE-

    Your TASK log has been updated.

    Actions?

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Flip Scoundrel Card
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (East, West)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:14 No.9283401
    Right before cutting the communique, whisper in a low voice "Slaanesh want's your virgin ass-meat"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:15 No.9283429
    Wheel of heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:16 No.9283438
    wheel of heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:16 No.9283449
    >>9283389

    Make your way to the gun emplacement so you can shoot down the tower, thereby saving you having to march your slothful ass up a flight of stairs.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:16 No.9283451
    >>9283389
    >prevaricate

    And then look for a gun. We could scrawl dicks on it!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:17 No.9283455
    >>9283401

    Pretty sure that CSM don't have virgin ass meat.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:17 No.9283458
    >>9283449
    It needs to be turned on, not demolished.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283468
    >>9283455
    Some parts are more virginy that most; Slaanesh wants those.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283477
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    >>9283386

    You could try and harvest >adrenachrome from the guardsman bodies with your new >talon-like gloves. That would certainly please your new god.

    Harvest dead bodies for drugs? Roll a d6
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283503
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9283477
    Aw fuck yeah, let's get high off deadmen stuff and licking it
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283505
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    >>9283429
    >>9283438

    You open your Wheel of Heresy.

    You currently have the abilities:

    Soporific Musk

    You can gain the abilities:

    Warp scream ---- 3 blasphemy orbs (left)
    Distill essence --- 3 blasphemy orbs (right)
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283508
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9283477
    Let's get some delicious drugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283509
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9283477

    rollan
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/19/10(Mon)00:21 No.9283517
    >>9283505
    Oh I love final fantasy X
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:21 No.9283526
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>9283477
    ALL HAIL HUNTER S THOMPSON
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:21 No.9283531
    >>9283458

    How the fuck do you get a com-tower aroused in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:22 No.9283538
    >>9283505

    I assume soporific musk allows us to make creatures fall asleep......so we can violate them (in more ways than one)?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:22 No.9283542
    >>9283531
    Chaos is fucking weird like that, that's how. Don't doubt it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:23 No.9283564
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    WHEEL OF HERESY, TURN TURN TURN.
    advicewacko.jpg
    TELL US THE HERESY FOR WHICH WE'LL BURN!
    >> Slannesh 04/19/10(Mon)00:23 No.9283567
    >>9283542
    >>9283531

    By making it a giant penis!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283578
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    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283581
    >>9283477
    HARVEST ADRENACHROME
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283593
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    >>9283509
    >>9283508
    >>9283503

    With an average of 4, you are able to harvest >low quality adrenachrome!

    It goes to your >inventory
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283612
    >>9283564
    i lol'd hard
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283621
    >>9283505
    Warp scream seems Slaaneshii as fuck, go with that one! KILL THE WEAK WITH YOUR SCREAM!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:25 No.9283623
    >>9283593
    All right. Let's get moving. To the comm tower!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:26 No.9283649
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    >>9283593

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Flip Scoundrel Card
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (East, West)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283676
    >an actual drawfag quest

    I thought these died out, huh. not so bad.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283681
    >>9283649
    And inspect the billboard for anything valuable that may help our endeavor.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283689
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    >>9283621

    You need (2) more blasphemy orbs to gain that ability

    >>9283623

    >EXIT West?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283696
    >>9283649
    Grab a gun, whichever looks the most phallic. Then go west.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:28 No.9283705
    >>9283649
    >Exit West
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:29 No.9283709
    Can we take a moment to at least carve a fleshmask from one of the dead guardsmen ? If we're going to be marching through an imperial stronghold we should at least have some form of disguise.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:30 No.9283729
    I filled a 40k thread with traps for Slaanesh. Does that count for anything?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:30 No.9283738
    >>9283689
    >INSPECT bodies for any other available loot
    >EXIT west
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283749
    >>9283738
    Seconded.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:33 No.9283799
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    >>9283681

    You >inspect the >billboard before you go.

    There's some notes there about the White Eagles space marines visiting the fortress. A note about weekend passes to visit the planet surface.

    There is a big note saying BRUTUS SUCKS COCKS AND DICKS that you put up last week. Oh man, you really got that guy.

    There's a warning about the battlement gunners swinging the Earthshaker cannon around and skipping shots around the top of the battlements to scare new recruits. You remember that. Those dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:36 No.9283839
    >>9283799
    >Exit West
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:37 No.9283854
    >>9283799
    >acquire KHORNATE ARCHNEMESIS
    >exit WEST
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:37 No.9283857
    >>9283799
    Let's go west then and see if we can get to the cannon. Then we can blow open the doors across the roof if they are closed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283879
    >>9283799
    fuck the beacon, which way is the earthshaker cannon?
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283900
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    >>9283738
    >>9283709
    >>9283696

    What guns you find appear to be in various states of being broken in half, though you find some other loot. You do however, manage to carve a passable >Flesh Mask, though you will need to Charm to use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283901
    >>9283879
    The map shows it to the west on this story.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283959
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    >>9283857
    >>9283839
    >>9283705

    You >Exit west.

    You come into a long hallway. There are some >bodies here. There is a >billboard. There are >signs of fighting.

    There are an >imperial guardswoman and an >imperial guardsman in conversation. They don't appear to have noticed your entrance.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Flip Scoundrel Card
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (West, East)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9283999
    Before we go we need to fap and spread baby batter on the painting of the commissar
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:44 No.9284000
    >>9283959

    Soporific Musk time!

    Knock them out, then knock them up.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:46 No.9284055
    >>9284033
    >soporific
    I don't think that word means what you think it means.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:46 No.9284065
    >>9283959
    Use Soporific Musk to see what the heck it does.
    Ready Arm of Treachery
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284080
    >>9283959
    Raperaperaperaperaperaperape
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284082
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    >>9283959

    Your >flesh mask kind of itches.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284087
    >>9284055
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/soporific

    Main Entry: 1sop·o·rif·ic
    Pronunciation: \-ˈri-fik\
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: probably from French soporifique, from Latin sopor deep sleep; akin to Latin somnus sleep — more at somnolent
    Date: 1665

    1 a : causing or tending to cause sleep <soporific drugs> b : tending to dull awareness or alertness
    2 : of, relating to, or marked by sleepiness or lethargy
    >> Psyker Ted 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284088
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>9284055
    Do it anyway!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284099
    >>9284055
    Oops, no. I didn't. But I do now.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:48 No.9284116
    Put them to sleep, gut the dude, rape the girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:49 No.9284124
    >>9284082
    Charm them then. offer them a cheap cig, ask to see gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:50 No.9284142
    >>9284099
    4chan - Replacing your English class
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284180
    SOPORHIC HOW EVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT MUSK

    KILL MAN, RAPE WOMAN WHILE CARVING SLAANESH SYMBOLS INTO HER FACE!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:52 No.9284199
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    >>9284033
    >>9284000
    >>9284065
    >>9284080

    You ready >soporific musk. It will require the expenditure of 1 >dirty porno to use, and will bend the affected target to your will for a short period of time.

    Your current use of the ability can only affect (1) target. Which guardsman would you like to target?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:53 No.9284205
    >>9284180
    >>9284180
    >KILL MAN

    No, sir. We torture him. Excessively.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:53 No.9284223
    >>9284199

    Target the male. Use him to DP the female. GOGOGO FOR CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284225
    >>9284199
    Target the female. Have her blast the guy in the face.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284228
    >>9284199
    I know the rest of 4chan will say male, then rape the female, but

    Female. Put her to sleep and IF POSSIBLE watch the Guardsman without being seen.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:55 No.9284250
    >>9284228
    Oh whoops, Soporific mask is mind control, not sleep.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)00:55 No.9284262
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    >>9284228
    >>9284225

    You have selected the >female guardsman

    What is your command?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284273
    >>9284250
    >_<
    Soporific MUSK*
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284290
    >>9284262
    SEX WITH MALE GUARDSMAN WHILE SCREAMING PRAYERS TO SLAANESH!

    FUCK YEAR!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:57 No.9284297
    go back and that the knife from the wall
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284322
    >>9284262
    Her actions follow
    >Stare at male guardsman the whole time
    >Get on knees
    >Lie on back
    >Sloooowwwlllyyy raise lasgun to guardsman's face (if we're possible of such control)
    >Flick lasgun to full auto
    >HOLD DOWN THE TRIGGER

    (I'm thinking we should've done this with the male guardsman, so any stray fire wouldn't hit us...
    But hey, pain is Slaaneshi)
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284344
    >>9284262
    seduce male guardsman then break neck
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284350
    >>9284262

    MAKE HER SING

    HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:59 No.9284354
    >>9284199
    Wait, wasn't it the Wheel of Heresy? Or did it upgrade to Wheel of Chaos when we gained our power?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:02 No.9284418
    >>9284350
    ...
    >Harmony
    >Malal
    >Erasure is a band of Malal cultists

    >holy crap make this a part of the comic
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:03 No.9284436
    Make her do unpleasantly pleasant things to the guardsman.

    Unpleasantly.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:03 No.9284437
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    >>9284344
    >>9284350

    You cast >soporific musk!

    Your commands seem to confuse her.

    The female guardsman leaps on the male guardsman, strangling him around the next and humping him voraciously.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284455
    >>9284437

    THATS UNPLEASANT ALRIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284462
    >>9284437
    Follow up and help out with the harming of the male guardsman!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284471
    >>9284437

    Tell her to sit down on his face until he stops breathing!

    That death will SO please slanesh!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284472
    >>9284455

    You joking? This is my fetish. Fuck yeah, breath control.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284480
    >>9284437

    Now finish him off quickly so you can capture her.

    And wonder where her face scar went.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284486
    I love this. It's like Chaos in the Venture Bros. world.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284503
    >>9284437
    Run up and grab their guns. Chuck one down the hallway where we came from and keep the other. Assist female in killing/torturing/raping male.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284507
    Obtain lasgun and turn it into a lasdildo!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284512
    >>9284437
    >perform STRANGLE on GUARDSMAN
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:07 No.9284529
    >>9284437
    kick in the balls from behind while she holds him then take his gun
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284533
    >>9284512
    BEAT GUARDSMAN WITH ARM OF TREACHERY! FOR CHAOS!!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284538
    >>9284507
    Give the male the best colon cleanse ever.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284549
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    >>9284437
    >>9284462
    >>9284480

    Amazingly, she starts to sing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:10 No.9284586
    >>9284549

    OH GOD!

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

    OH GOD! THIS IS ACTUALLY HURTFUL!

    I CANT - STOP - LAUGHING!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284619
    >>9284549
    OH MY GOD FUCK

    YES

    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284624
    >>9284549
    Ahahaha!
    >>9284586
    Slaanesh is pleased.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284625
    this deserves all the internetz i have.

    use them well.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284627
    how long will the mind control last?
    also does she look stronger than us?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284631
    These drawings of the cultist are fucking hilarious. Good show, Inquisitor.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284632
    >>9284586
    Cultist laughs like a bastard for his next action.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284667
    >>9284632

    while fapping vigorously!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284686
    >>9284549

    Now dance around them in circles while laughing maniacally
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284688
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    >>9284549

    She finishes her song.

    Your >thrall has slain the guardsman!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:15 No.9284690
    >>9284667
    No, no, just laughing.

    What does the singing voice sound like? Always in D Minor?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:16 No.9284706
    >>9284688
    I LOVE YOU BILLY!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:16 No.9284707
    >>9284688
    Now get that guardswoman to shoot herself in the head with her lasgun before the Thrall effect wears off!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:16 No.9284715
    >>9284688
    Now instruct guardswoman to KILL SELF.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284737
    >>9284707

    tell her to shoot herself in both legs, then throw the lasgun away.

    we may have use for her...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284738
    FUCK HER FIRST
    GODDAMN WHAT KIND OF SLAANESH CULTIST ARE WE IF WE DON'T DO THAT
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284746
    >>9284707
    >>9284715
    What!? That's hardly Slaaneshi at all!


    Instruct guardswoman to carve SLAANESHI SYMBOL into her forehead.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:18 No.9284767
    >>9284688
    Rape her now. Not because you worship Slaanesh, but because what you just witnessed was the most arousing thing you've ever seen.

    Oh wait - thats probably why you worship Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284783
    handcuffs behind back
    Flip table over
    Remove her pants/panties.
    Gag her with her own underpants
    Place girl guardsman inbetween chair legs
    tie legs to legs
    utilize Arm of Treachery, Bits of dead male Guardsman, and Penis on Vagina.


    If we are going to go Slaanesh lets do it fucking right.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 04/19/10(Mon)01:19 No.9284790
    >>9284688
    Get guardswoman to suck cock first
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284806
    >>9284746

    This
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284807
    >>9284746
    Slaanesh is excess. So how about we make her TEAR OUT HER OWN FINGERNAILS AND STICK THEM IN HER EYES, THEN COMMIT SUICIDE BY RIPPING HER OWN GUTS OUT.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284812
    can we ALL AGREE that we want to do nasty things to the woman before we kill her?

    that'd make it easier for OP, i guess!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284815
    >>9284790
    Dude, when the spell wears off she'll bite. And I know it's Slaaneshi to be extreme in the pursuit of sensation, but I'm not quite that extreme just yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:22 No.9284875
    Hah! As a most EVIL and DEPRAVED cultist of Slannesh there is only one option now!

    RUB. NOSES.

    INB4 MORALFAGS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284889
    >>9284812
    I suppose I'm being too Khorney. Really, have the woman cut herself up a bit then pop out of the spell before you ARM OF TREACHERY her to death.

    I have to leave soon, don't disappoint me /tg/!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284891
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    >>9284688

    You gain (1) Blasphemy orb!
    You gain >1 dirty porno! Your >dirty porno meter is now at 2.

    Your Rock N Roll meter has risen!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284898
    Stop trying to kill the Guardswoman, just turn her to Slaanesh so we have someone to rape and pillage with. Or rape and pillage in general.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284901
    >>9284875
    Gasp! My good man, that is a most depraved and lewd act you wish to perform! Surely there is a more reasonable course of action?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284902
    >>9284783
    you forgot use adrenochrome on guardswoman.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284903
    >>9284815
    >implying you wouldnt find a way of killing her with the cock before then.

    Think Se7en
    Think the Lust killing
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284909
    >>9284875

    I approve of this. Lets do that!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:24 No.9284914
    inb4 op makes the chick mind control wear off and she starts kicking our ass because he does not want to draw violent necro-rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:24 No.9284919
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>9284783
    I'm telling you, lasdildo.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:25 No.9284937
    >>9284901

    FOOL! WE SERVE THE PRINCE OF PLEASURE!

    BESIDES I'M SURE WE'LL GET A SWEET ASS BLASPHEMY ORB FOR THIS!

    NOSE RUB FOR SLAANESH!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:25 No.9284960
    >>9284902

    Drugs! Turn her to Slaanesh!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284965
    >>9284914
    He can just time skip ahead and use "Censored" panels. I suspect he'll have to do it a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284981
    >>9284960
    WE'LL KHAP-TUR HER FOR KHAYOSSS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284982
    >>9284891
    If we gained a Thrall does that mean she won't break free later?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9285005
    We're one slick looking motherfucker. If we could stop jerking off for more than ten minutes we'd be seriously intimidating.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285040
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    >>9284875
    >>9284889
    >>9284812
    >>9284807
    >>9284790

    You wonder how to dispose of your >thrall

    It doesn't seem like the spell is wearing off anytime soon. Apparently her >Iron will was especially low.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285042
    >>9285005
    Intimidation is for Khornites faggot!

    but yeah smoke cig, use adrenochrome onf guardswoman, prevaricate.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:29 No.9285058
    >>9285040

    Tell her to eat her own head.

    Watch what happens.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285083
    Might as well give her back her lasgun and tell her to go kill some people in the next room for us. Or something.

    I mean really. She's better at killing then us so lets use her like that.

    (Drugs too! Also, make sure she wallows in the blood. Slaneeshi cultist and blood god slave girl sounds hilarious.)
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285086
    >>9285042
    I second this thrusting motion.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:30 No.9285092
    >>9285040
    Good. We can use her if we encounter more guardsmen at any point.

    Search her and the dead one for anything useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285096
    >>9285040

    I'm pretty sure it's possible to nose rub somebody to death....
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285100
    >>9285058

    oh please, this!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285104
    >>9285042

    You're saying a Slaaneshi has to be a prancy, twelve-cocked fagboy that can't keep his or her hands / tentacles off his or her penises / vaginas? We can be scary too!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285117
    she would obviously be a much better thrall if she was naked, facilitate this.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285119
    >>9285092

    She has a vagina. That's something useful to a slaneshi cultist, now is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285130
    >>9285058

    Thirding this.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:32 No.9285141
    >>9285042

    This!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285147
    As a fan of MC, I can say Slaanesh is pleased with me.

    Also FUCK YES EAT OWN HEAD!

    DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285150
    Just to get this out of the way early, i would say archive this and any follow up threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285155
    >>9285058

    Quad-whatevering this
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285156
    >>9285040
    A woman without will. Got yourself a keeper there.

    Take a lasgun (for Nurgle's sake already) TAKE A LASGUN TAKE A LASGUN TAKE A LASGUN and any spare ammo you can find, disarm completely the guardswoman but leave her armor on.

    Leave the helmet on the dead guardsman.

    Grab a knife too.

    Proceed >East
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:33 No.9285160
    >>9285040

    How functional is she?

    Ask her to remove her top.

    Then ask her what she would do if you asked her to put back on her top.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:34 No.9285196
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    >>9285058

    Oh. Oh wow.

    You didn't even know that was POSSIBLE.

    -(1) thrall.
    +1 blasphemous resolve
    You also >vomit a little in the back of your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285213
    Wheel of Heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:35 No.9285216
    >>9285196
    YES! YES!

    YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285225
    Fast Forward 10 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285226
    >>9285196
    >Grab vomit from back of mouth
    >Spread all over walls
    >Worship Nurgle
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285227
    >>9285196
    GLORIOUS

    >fap on HIDEOUSLY MANGLED CORPSE
    >acquire LASGUN
    >exit WEST
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285241
    >>9285196
    Now let's get a lasgun and ammunition and march forth to Slaaneshii victory! To the end of the hallway!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:36 No.9285247
    >>9285196
    I lol'd. Hard. Even though it was a bit of a waste.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:37 No.9285265
    >>9285196

    I WANNA SEE THE FACE OF THE POOR CHAP WRITING HER DAUGHTER UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES HER MOTHER DIED!

    "How do you tell a 6 year old that, despite killing herself and falling under the spell of a demon, she performed things that will never be forgotten?"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:38 No.9285275
    >>9285196
    Exit East

    Archive Thread
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:38 No.9285283
    >>9285241

    Correction: Now lets get TWO Lasguns and ammunition.

    Slaanesh is excess amirite?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:38 No.9285294
    >>9285196
    take >vomit.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:39 No.9285314
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    >>9285227
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285317
    >>9285196

    Dammit,

    Oh well, um....

    I really wanted to have a minion to use a fodder.

    Did she.... just do it instantly?
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285321
    >>9285283
    YES! Remove that guardsman's belt and pull his pants around his ankles, then use belt to combine the two lasguns!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285322
    Wear the guardswoman's skin as a disguise and pose as a guardsman. Infiltrate the beacon room!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285325
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    >>9285283

    Duel wielding WHILE MASTURBATING!

    THE PRINCE OF PLEASURES WILL BE PLEASED INDEED WITH OUR DEVOTION! ALSO OUR ABILITY TO USE LASGUNS WITH OUR ELBOWS!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:41 No.9285355
    I wonder what Khorne's opinion is on making someone eat their own head?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:41 No.9285359
    >>9285314
    That is one fucking content looking cultist
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285363
    >>9285196

    Did she eat her entire head, or just the flesh? If she's still alive, continue with use drugs, convert to slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285366
    >>9285355
    It denies him a skull so he probably wouldn't like it too much/
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:42 No.9285379
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    >>9285314

    Your Sex meter has risen slightly!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:43 No.9285403
    >>9285379
    Now for drugs! Smoke and use adrenachrome!

    Also, harvest more adrenachrome from their corpses.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:43 No.9285408
    >>9285355
    He'd think it was funny. We can be the ultimate contradiction: Khorne/Slaanesh worshipper! Kill people, take skulls, fuck skulls, cum on corpses.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285416
    >>9285403
    This, we need more drugs! MORE MORE MORE!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285431
    We need more rock and roll.
    >> The Irish Vidyaman !!lXkeqL/6NWO 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285436
    Fuck the corpse for Slaanesh.
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/19/10(Mon)01:45 No.9285445
    >>9285436
    Slaanesh doesn't need help.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:46 No.9285455
    >>9285321
    This, twin linked las guns with dicks of blood all over.
    >> The Irish Vidyaman !!lXkeqL/6NWO 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285468
    >>9285445

    What's more depraved than corpse sex? Oh wait, I know. Insert dick into corpses ass. Gut corpse. Grab intestines and give ourselves a handjob.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285481
    >>9285403
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285488
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    I AM PROUD
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:48 No.9285509
    Draw symbols of chaos on both corpses, stripping them naked in the process. If time permits make decorative art piece from skeletal systems/skin/muscle and soft tissue. Perhaps 3 of them, all in the shape of genitalia with drug and rock influences.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:49 No.9285514
    >>9285468
    While on the drugs
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:49 No.9285524
    Roll a 6 and summon DoomRider.

    C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-Yeaaaah!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:49 No.9285525
    >>9285379
    Venture forth to the tower. There's always more time for heresy, after you got the Chaos Space Marines.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285540
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9285524
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:52 No.9285574
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    >>9285325
    >>9285321
    >>9285283

    You wield the >Lasgun! You have 10 rounds of ammunition.

    The voices in your head seem conflicted for now , but one thing is for sure...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:52 No.9285578
    Cut sex organ from female and put it on our hat!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285597
    Actually we should be concerned about those CSM and the other shit going down.

    Let's get back to the tracks guys.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285601
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    >>9285574

    SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL

    TO BE CONT'D

    (Sorry to cut it off at such an awkward time but I've got to leave. Still learning the ropes here, I've learned a bit more about pacing.

    Future quests will most likely be in the evening times this coming week

    FOR CHAOS!)
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:54 No.9285614
    >>9285601

    You rule, cultist quest! Keep up the good (art)work!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:54 No.9285621
    >>9285574
    ...the story will continue in another thread.

    Just in time!
    Good Show Chastity
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:55 No.9285652
    Thanks again OP. It was fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:59 No.9285742
    somebody archive
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:13 No.9286025
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html?

    Archive it here
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:20 No.9286163
    Archiv'd:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9282640/



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