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  • File : 1271543826.jpg-(95 KB, 500x500, cultistqueststart.jpg)
    95 KB You are a terrible dark cultist Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)18:37 No.9255563  
    You awaken from troubled dreams, a shrill sound piercing your ears through the thick fabric of your black cultist's hood.

    You are irritated. You are a terrible and nefarious imperial guardsman - err, cultist of the black and awful Chaos gods. You are in bed.

    You're not sure quite why you woke up, but maybe it has something to do with that awful sound.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (no exits visible)
    >Prevaricate

    (FUCK YOUR TEXT BASED QUESTS THIS IS A DRAWSTORY)
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:45 No.9255765
    Put on your robe and wizard hat
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)18:46 No.9255777
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    Wotz I got in me pack?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:47 No.9255783
    AGGRESS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:47 No.9255794
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    WHAT DID YOU DO TO SLICKTAU?

    HE NEVER SHOWS UP ANYMORE!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)18:50 No.9255828
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    >>9255765

    You already have your >Cultist Robes and >Cultist Hood equipped, which took like 4 weeks to make out bedsheets, why would you take them off?

    that's a silly idea

    Finding black bedsheets was really, really hard

    (wow, /tg/ is moving quickly)
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:51 No.9255841
    Masturbate furiously.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)18:51 No.9255849
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    >>9255828
    Well, letz try da WHEEL OF HERESY!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)18:52 No.9255858
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    >>9255777

    You open your >inventory

    Doesn't look too promising.

    That noise is still really irritating. You wish you'd made your hood thicker.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:53 No.9255871
    Get Up and Prevaricate!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:53 No.9255874
    >>9255858
    Turn off our (black, spiky, evil-infused) alarm clock, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:53 No.9255882
    JERK IT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:53 No.9255885
    Let's get some good old fashioned violence going on and take a lead pipe or a socket wrench to whatever woke us uo.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:54 No.9255889
    lets inspect the bed for sheets to thicken our hood
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)18:54 No.9255901
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    >>9255841

    You masturbate furiously.

    The noise is kind of irritating but otherwise it's ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:55 No.9255912
    Try to arc cum into mouth from masturbation.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:55 No.9255913
    >>9255858
    INVESTIGATE NOISE.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:56 No.9255920
    >Inspect sound.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:56 No.9255926
    >>9255920
    >>9255913
    >>9255885
    Investigate sound and then violence the hell out of it. Tech it to wake us up.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:56 No.9255928
    >>9255889
    this then inspect our room
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)18:57 No.9255949
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    >>9255889
    >>9255871

    You sit up in bed and prevaricate a little. You feel a little better after masturbating.

    You clear your head a bit. The noise sounds like an alarm. You appear to be in some sort of dormitory.

    On the wall are some >posters and a >calender

    Below is your >imperial sanctioned trunk

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (no exits visible)
    >Prevaricate
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)18:58 No.9255961
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    >>9255901
    God damn. That cultist is happy as hell.

    Also,

    USE PILLOW on EARS

    SLEEP
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)18:58 No.9255966
    >>9255949
    Check behind poster
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:59 No.9255971
    >>9255949
    >Inspect trunk
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:59 No.9255972
    >>9255949
    Masturbate on wheel of heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)18:59 No.9255984
    >>9255949
    WHEEL OF HERESY
    WHEEL OF HERESY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:00 No.9255988
    >>9255949

    Look under bed. Then behind poster.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:01 No.9256008
    Deface trunk, of course.
    FHOOR KAYOSS!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:02 No.9256017
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    >>9255966

    You check behind the poster. It's an Insane Harlquin Posse poster. You fucking love those guys. Eldritch all up in this bitch.

    Behind the poster is your meager >porno collection

    You hid it from Commissar Steelshanks. You'd be fucked if he found it.

    The alarm is still ringing.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:02 No.9256019
    >>9256017
    Masturbate on poster.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:03 No.9256029
    check our calender!
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:03 No.9256033
    >>9256017
    Add
    >porno collection
    to inventory
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:04 No.9256039
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    >>9255984
    >>9255972

    You open your >Wheel of Heresy

    Looks like it's grayed out for now. You attempt to masturbate on it, but seeing as it's a tangential game interface you fail miserably.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:05 No.9256052
    >>9256039
    Masturbate to work out the frustration.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:05 No.9256054
    >>9256039
    Pull out keys and shoot trunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:05 No.9256059
    >>9256039

    Is there any way we can leave the room then?

    Anything under the bed?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:06 No.9256074
    >>9256029
    this then check trunk
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:06 No.9256076
    >>9256052
    Where's our porn stash?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:06 No.9256085
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    THIS THREAD
    DRAWFAGGING
    GOLDEN POTENTIAL
    YOU
    MUST
    FINISH
    IT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:07 No.9256094
    f5f5f5f5f5 already
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:08 No.9256113
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    >>9256033

    You add your porno to your >inventory. It's Imperial Sanctioned Sister Posterior. It's 30 pages of the Sororitas looking disapprovingly at you. It doesn't seem to fill your >dirty porno meter

    >>9256019

    Your dick is a bit sore right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:09 No.9256119
    >Commissar Steelshanks
    Oh dear...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:09 No.9256128
    >>9256113
    FUCKING MASTURBATE ANYWAY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:10 No.9256136
    >>9256113
    >commit heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:10 No.9256139
    >>9256113
    Deface sanctioned trunk.
    That counts as KAY-OSS, right?
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:10 No.9256153
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    >>9256113
    DO SOME WORSHIPING OF THE CHAOS GODS ALREADY! MAKE US IMMORTAL POWERS OF CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:11 No.9256166
    >>9256074

    Come on, open the trukn already. Then find a way to get out of this room.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:11 No.9256170
    Investigate calender
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:11 No.9256172
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    >>9256074
    >>9256054

    You open your trunk, resisting the urge to deface or masturbate on it. Later.

    It contains your >imperial guardsman vestemant, which you took off when you went to bed last night. You would never consider donning it again.

    Wait a minute...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:12 No.9256176
    >>9256172
    FAP ALL OVER IT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:12 No.9256184
    >>9256172
    Oh well, shut the trunk and investigate calender.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:12 No.9256188
    >>9256172
    We're not a real cultist at all! We're just a guardsman with delusions of heresy!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:12 No.9256193
    >>9256176
    ENOUGH WITH THE FAPPING ALREADY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256197
    >>9256172
    Masturbate on it to show your indifference to the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256202
    >>9256172
    Put guard vestments on OVER robe. Leave room. Wander around. Try and find Commissar Steelshanks. See if anyone notices.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256204
    >>9256172

    Keep digging around the trunk for anything of use, then investigate that god damn shrieking alarm type noise.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256207
    >>9256193
    NO
    FOR SLAANESH!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256213
    Oh fucking dammit.
    Dress in the uniform.
    Go continue with your duties.
    Take any Heretical measures you can get away with.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:13 No.9256215
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    >>9256172
    DEFACE THE ARMOR! USE IT TO STRIKE DOWN YOUR BROTHERS! KILL THEM ALL!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:14 No.9256220
    >>9256172
    Masturbate insightfully.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:14 No.9256221
    >>9256202
    THIIIIIIS
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:14 No.9256230
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    >>9256139
    >>9256136
    >>9256128

    You work up your resolve and moneyshot the imperial eagle. Success!

    Your BLASPHEMOUS RESOLVE rises by 0.01
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:15 No.9256234
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:15 No.9256242
    >>9256230
    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.

    Rub sororitas disapproving magazine face in it to show them what for.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:15 No.9256243
    >>9256230
    I love how disgruntled the skull looks.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:15 No.9256248
    >>9256234
    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:16 No.9256262
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:16 No.9256263
    >>9256230
    9,999 more times to go
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:17 No.9256275
    >>9256263
    Welp, best get to work!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:17 No.9256277
    >>9256029
    seconded.

    Perhaps it's heresyturday.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:17 No.9256281
    Investigate source of shrieking sound.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:18 No.9256291
    Check the jizz soaked lockbox. Must be something useful there...
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:19 No.9256298
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    >>9256213

    Hell no! you're a warrior of CHAOS now!

    Besides, nobody seems to be around.

    >>9256204

    You look around the room. You are your dormitorium. There are many bunks here. There is an alarm on the cieling, probably what is causing the noise.

    There is an exit to the East.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (no exits visible)
    >Prevaricate
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:20 No.9256319
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    >>9256298
    EXIT the DORM
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:20 No.9256324
    dickslap sororitas face.
    leave east.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:20 No.9256325
    >>9256298
    Wear armor, set about defacing it later when we get tools, we need the protection... look for spikes to attach
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:20 No.9256327
    >>9256298
    investigate everyone else's things its okay if they find out we'll just kill them
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:21 No.9256347
    >>9256262
    quest/drawthread = win
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:22 No.9256362
    >>9256298

    how do the people on the top and middle bunks access their footlocker?
    >> Smirth !1NfcrixV16 04/17/10(Sat)19:22 No.9256371
    >>9256362
    SILLY. THEIR BUNKS -ARE- THEIR FOOTLOCKERS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:23 No.9256379
    >>9256298
    >Aggress alarm!
    Get some frustration out with some delicious violence!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:23 No.9256385
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    >>9256029

    You check your >calender.

    Oh shit!

    That's right! Today WAS heresyday!

    Holy shit, you must have overslept the heresy!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:25 No.9256414
    >>9256385
    Go outside and locate some HERESY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:25 No.9256416
    >>9256385
    Great! Lets go do some heresy even though it's not heresy day, that's even more heretical!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:25 No.9256418
    >>9256385

    Smack myself across the face for being a stupid idiot and sleeping in, and exit the dorm immediately to partake in any heretical activities.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:25 No.9256419
    >>9256385
    SHIT
    WELL FUCKING HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING HERETICAL
    THE EMPEROR GAVE HIS LIFE SO YOU WOULD BE A SLAVE TO CHAOS AND DARKNESS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:26 No.9256435
    >>9256416
    Infact, I proclaim today New Heresy day, exit the dorm to go remind everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:26 No.9256437
    You must yell that the Emperor is a shitface.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:26 No.9256438
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    >>9256418
    >>9256416
    >>9256414
    >>9256419
    /tg/, your inner cultist is showing.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:26 No.9256439
    Screw it, lets just masturbate while crying out to Slanesh. Maybe he'll send down some daemonettes and we'll finally get some.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:27 No.9256448
    >>9256439

    this
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:28 No.9256456
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    >>9256418
    >>9256419

    FUCK MAN!

    AFTER ALL THAT PLANNING AND SHIT!

    Despite your low >acumen and >sex appeal, you feel strangely encouraged to go anyway. It's almost like there are voices in your head.

    >>9256379
    You'd love to, but you have no >weapon equipped, and you don't have the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:28 No.9256467
    >>9256439
    Yeah, daemonettes with 12-inch barbed penises.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:28 No.9256470
    >>9256439
    I concur.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:29 No.9256480
    >>9256456
    Let's find Commissar Steelshanks and shit in his coffee or something. That oughta be heretical enough to get us some accolades.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:29 No.9256488
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    >>9256456
    JUST GO! AS A POWER OF CHAOS, JUST YELL KHORNES NAME AND CUT YOURSELF A LITTLE. YOU'LL RECIEVE A HELLFIRE BOLTER!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:29 No.9256492
    >>9256456

    EXIT ROOM
    COMMIT HERESY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:30 No.9256497
    >>9256456
    Voices in your head are extra heretical! You're catching up to the rest of the guys already!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:30 No.9256510
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    >>9256456

    You exit the Dormintorium.

    There are exits to the East and North here. There is a >spatter of red on the wall. The alarm seems more distant. Your dick is still sore.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (East, North)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:31 No.9256527
    >>9256510
    >lick
    >spatter of red
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:31 No.9256530
    >>9256456
    Masturbate to thoughts of your father while staring into the eyes of the sororitas and get off to the shame.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:31 No.9256531
    Fap onto the door handle.
    EVIL.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:32 No.9256546
    >>9256510
    Drawl HERETICAL SYMBOLS on the wall with the SPATTER OF RED
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:32 No.9256549
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    >>9256510
    Smear the blood on your robes. You'll look cooler.

    Then take the ladder north.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:34 No.9256586
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    >>9256527

    You lick it.

    It's tomato ketchohwaitnoit'sblood
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:36 No.9256601
    >>9256586
    now kiss the blood then kiss the wall so people who pass by are like lol wut?
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:37 No.9256622
    >>9256586
    Rub sororitas face into bloodstain then stomp on it.
    Feel empowered and heretical
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:39 No.9256655
    Ignore that shit and move on. Go east.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:39 No.9256665
    Knock on the other door then hide behind the door we came in and see if anyone answers
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:41 No.9256690
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    >>9256601
    >>9256549


    SUCCESS! HERESY!

    >>9256655
    >>9256531
    >>9256549

    The voices in your head seem conflicted. Should you take the hatch >North or exit >East?

    You have just noticed the door behind you was almost torn off its hatches. The alarm seems to be ringing stronger to the >East.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:41 No.9256698
    Why aren't we indiscriminately killing? move east!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:41 No.9256705
    >>9256690
    EEEEAST
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:42 No.9256707
    >>9256690
    >East
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:42 No.9256713
    >>9256690
    rip door of hinges acquire tower shield
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:42 No.9256725
    >>9256690

    east
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:43 No.9256733
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    >>9256690
    FUCKING AWESOME!

    Also, GO NORTH! UP IS ALWAYS GOOD! ALWAYS!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:46 No.9256806
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    >>9256713

    Your >Brawn isn't strong enough to even rip the door further off its hinges.

    >>9256725
    >>9256707

    you exit into a small room. There is a ladder going >North and >South. An iron door stands to your >East. There is a breath of wind from the >North Exit.

    You feel a little uneasy.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:47 No.9256819
    >>9256806
    South
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:48 No.9256839
    >>9256806
    Fap.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:48 No.9256840
    >>9256806
    Go
    >South
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:48 No.9256845
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    >>9256806
    Apply more blood to your robe and venture south!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:49 No.9256859
    >>9256806
    GO SOUTH! FIND GUNS AND ARMOR! FOR CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:49 No.9256862
    >>9256806

    look north and south
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:53 No.9256925
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    >>9256862
    >>9256859
    >>9256840

    You peer down the >South exit down the hatch.

    Oh jeez. Err, FOR CHAOS!

    That looks like a thick hatch though. You can hear the dull sounds of combat behind it. Your asshole clenches a little.

    You'd need some kind of ridiculously high >brawn explosives to get through that hatch, by the looks of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:54 No.9256949
    >>9256925

    is that an arm?

    GET YE ARM
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)19:54 No.9256957
    >>9256925
    Try and take hand, use it for a weapon
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:55 No.9256963
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    >>9256925
    Pull >Arm off.

    Equip >Arm as a weapon.

    Go >East.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:55 No.9256969
    >>9256925
    Get the hand. Leave Up and out.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)19:55 No.9256974
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    >>9256925

    Brawn OR explosives.

    Not too quickly now. The giddy rush of defacing the imperial eagle has gotten to your head.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:56 No.9256983
    Rip arm off, use as a brush to write heresy on walls.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:56 No.9256999
    Get Hand.
    Leave upwards and out.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:56 No.9257000
    >>9256925
    >Retrieve arm from hatch
    >Pose as a HERETIC
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)19:57 No.9257005
    >>9256957
    >>9256963
    EQUIP ARM AS CLUB! PEEK UP NORTH TO SEE WHAT OUTSIDE IS LIKE!! THEN GO EAST! FOR CHAOS!!
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)19:58 No.9257033
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    >>9256983
    OH OH OH I SECOND THIS IDEA!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:01 No.9257084
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    >>9256969
    >>9256963

    You >equip the ARM OF TREACHERY
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:02 No.9257096
    >>9257084
    USE
    >ARM OF TREACHERY
    BASH OPEN
    >HATCH
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:03 No.9257109
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    >>9257084
    INSPECT >Arm of Treachery

    I MUST KNOW THE STATS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:03 No.9257114
    >>9257084

    go north
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:03 No.9257118
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    >>9257084

    It becomes actively >Equipped (red) in your Inventory
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:04 No.9257128
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    Find enough blood to write "motherfucker" under bad.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:05 No.9257139
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    >>9257118

    You exit >East

    You come into a small, armored room. The door gives surprisingly easily, looks like the lock was bashed.

    There is a large >crate on the floor.

    There is a large padlocked > locker on the wall, and another empty one.

    There is a poster of that douche Lanzarius Modum, the chapter master of the White Eagle space marines stationed nearby. Fuck those guys.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (no exits visible)
    >Prevaricate
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:06 No.9257153
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    >>9257139
    Inspect >Poster

    Smear the word "shield" and replace with "cock"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:07 No.9257160
    >>9257139
    OUR DICK IS NO LONGER SORE

    MASTURBATE LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

    All over that "white" eagle's face.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:07 No.9257162
    >>9257139
    Show that douche Lanzarius who's boss with the ARM OF TREACHERY.

    Douche.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:08 No.9257166
    >>9257139
    Use blood from arm to draw silly moustache on marine's face.
    >> Artist !9EiSPkpBJc 04/17/10(Sat)20:08 No.9257173
    >>9257166
    THIS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:08 No.9257174
    Put a hitler mustache on the emprah
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:09 No.9257181
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:09 No.9257184
    >>9257139
    >inspect CRATE
    >jerk off on SPEHS MAROON
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:10 No.9257206
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    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:11 No.9257220
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    >>9257153

    Yes. This pleases you.

    Your >Blasphemous Resolve rises by 0.00033 points
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:12 No.9257233
    USE ARM OF TREACHERY TO MASTURBATE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:13 No.9257248
    I say we >Open crate
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:13 No.9257254
    >>9257220
    Use HERESY and your trusy Arm to grab some sweet loot from the locker.

    Oh man, that loot is gonna be so sweet.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:13 No.9257257
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    >>9257220
    FUCK YES!

    Now whatever, kick the locker or something. Then let's look for some shit to deface.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:14 No.9257267
    >>9257220
    >smugcultist.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:14 No.9257268
    Inspect crate and locked locker.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:16 No.9257317
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    >>9257184

    You bash the crate open with your >Arm of TREACHERY

    it gives easily.

    Bingo.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:17 No.9257332
    >>9257317
    >Inspect
    >Item
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:17 No.9257337
    >>9257317
    What's in it, faggot?
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:18 No.9257350
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    >>9257317
    OH AWESOME!
    Go >Weest
    Use >Grenade on >Hatch
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:18 No.9257351
    >>9257317
    Take all of the explosives.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:21 No.9257415
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    >>9257233
    >>9257174
    >>9257160

    Your >Dick Soreness has gone down to .3

    Using the >Arm of TREACHERY, you leave a little surprise for that fucking smug douche before you leave
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:24 No.9257453
    >>9257415
    Return to the hatch and show it who's boss. With your penis.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:25 No.9257478
    I think we should masturbate to the point where we can get instantaneous hardons, unlimited masturbation, and devote ourselves to Slaanesh.

    Also, multiple penises.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:27 No.9257504
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    >>9257453
    >>9257351
    >>9257350

    You might as well make sure you get the hatch open.

    You use >Big Ol' Crate of Grenades on the >Hatch
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:28 No.9257520
    >>9257504
    Keep one for Khorne
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:28 No.9257521
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    >>9257504
    FIRE IN THE HOLE!

    FUCK YES!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:28 No.9257529
    >>9257504
    Stand just far enough away from the hatch so that you can masturbate into the explosion.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:32 No.9257598
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    >>9257521
    >>9257529

    You attempt to masturbate into the explos-


    You are flung violently downwards by the blast.

    You are in a long, hollow corridor. There is an open exit to the >West, the door torn off its hinges. There are >signs of fighting here.

    It's very quiet.

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (West, North)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:33 No.9257620
    >>9257598
    >Inspect
    >Signs of fighting
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:34 No.9257641
    Put some blood in the wheel of heresy.

    Rip out girls skull and put dick in eye socket.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:34 No.9257650
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    >>9257598
    Use >Piss on >Guardsmen

    >Steal his >Gun

    Rub >Blood on >Cultist Robes
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:35 No.9257666
    >>9257598
    Spin the Wheel of Heresy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:36 No.9257679
    >>9257598
    Wheel of Heresy, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn! Oh, and steal a gun.
    >> Artist !9EiSPkpBJc 04/17/10(Sat)20:38 No.9257714
    >Dance
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:39 No.9257725
    Why haven't you done this yet? >>9257128
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:39 No.9257730
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    >>9257650
    >>9257641
    >>9257620

    The Wheel of Heresy appears to be inactive right now.

    You creep >West.

    It's unnervingly quiet. Even the alarm has stopped. You come into the Mess Hall.

    There are numerous >bodies here. There are signs of fighting. There is a >portrait on the wall. There is >half finished food on the tables.

    There is a >strange beeping sound coming from one of the cultist's corpses.

    There is an exit to the West

    >Inventory
    >Inspect
    >Aggress
    >Wheel of Heresy
    >Exit (West)
    >Prevaricate
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:39 No.9257741
    >>9257730
    Masturbate on >bodies
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:40 No.9257750
    Is that Commissar Steelshank's picture? Maybe we should have saved up the jizz for this one.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:40 No.9257757
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    >>9257730
    Take a shit.

    Smear >Shit on >Picture of Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:41 No.9257776
    Smear a Sign of Chaos on the wall.
    Remember, eight points, not six.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:42 No.9257783
    >>9257776
    This on the Commissar's pict.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:43 No.9257801
    >>9257730
    Draw a blood moustache on the Commisar's portrait then find a REAL FUCKING GUN, FOR CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:45 No.9257820
    >>9257730
    Write "Slut!" on the poster with an arrow pointing to the commisar.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:45 No.9257822
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    >>9257757
    >>9257801
    >>9257741

    You try and deface the Commissar's portrait but man, that steely glare. It's going right through you. Holy shit that guy's glare can pierce concrete.

    Your dick softness increases by 5
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:46 No.9257840
    >>9257820
    Do it anyway. Fuck 'im.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:46 No.9257845
    >>9257822
    Take a moment of silence for your fallen Cultist brothers. Then use the dead chick's body to cum on EVERYTHING.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:46 No.9257846
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    >>9257822
    :/

    Then grab the >Knife from the wall and head >west
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:49 No.9257882
    >>9257730
    >There is a strange beeping sound coming from one of the cultist's corpses.
    Check this out.
    NOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:49 No.9257884
    >>9257822
    Close eyes and pretend he's not looking while you draw the sign.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:49 No.9257885
    >>9257822

    Check if there are functioning weapons you can use.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:52 No.9257937
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    >>9257846
    >>9257885

    You go to >loot one of the dead bodies andholyshithesalive

    A growl rolls past his bloodied lips as he unsteadily rises to his feet.

    "TRAITOROUS... SCUM!"

    You have been AMBUSHED!

    Roll a d6
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:53 No.9257953
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9257937
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:53 No.9257954
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9257937
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:54 No.9257974
    rolled 1 = 1
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:55 No.9257985
    Whats with the ones you fags? Dont you niggers know how to roll a dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:55 No.9257988
    rolled 4 = 4

    BASH HIM WITH THE ARM OF TREACHERY THEN KICK HIM FOR CHAOS!!
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:56 No.9257994
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    >>9257937
    >>9257937
    HIT HIM WITH YOUR CLUB!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:56 No.9258001
    >>9257974
    nice try broseph
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)20:57 No.9258007
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    >>9257953
    >>9257953

    You take the upper hand!

    no pun intended!

    Actions?
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)20:57 No.9258014
    >>9258007
    SMACK THAT FUCKER IN THE HEAD WITH THE ARM OF TREACHERY
    >> PaperJack 04/17/10(Sat)20:57 No.9258018
    >>9258007

    HIT HIM!
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)20:57 No.9258019
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    >>9258007
    OVERHEAD SWING!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:58 No.9258022
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9258007
    USE SPLASH ATTACK
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:58 No.9258025
    >>9257937
    rape him for slannesh, then shit on him for nurgle, cause his lungs to change to gills for tzeentch then RIP OFF HIS SKULL
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:58 No.9258027
    >>9258007

    Kick him back down, then beat him savagely with the Arm. Laugh maniacally while doing so.

    If it's enough to kill him, finish him off by ripping out his throat with our teeth.
    >> Bad News !!7D6z0JTG1+/ 04/17/10(Sat)20:58 No.9258035
    >>9258007

    CRAM IT UP HIS ARSE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:59 No.9258036
    >>9258007
    BREAK HIS ARMS AND FUCK HIS WOUNDS! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)20:59 No.9258051
    >>9258007
    >Aggress!
    LEVEL ONE THREE-ARMED ORAORAORA
    >> Artist !9EiSPkpBJc 04/17/10(Sat)21:00 No.9258056
    >consensual sex
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:00 No.9258063
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>9258025
    dice for it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:00 No.9258066
    >Agress
    Go for the eye jab with your ARM OF TREACHERY.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:02 No.9258093
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    >>9258027
    >>9258036
    >>9258014

    THE TIME IS NIGH! FOR CHAOS!

    You perform DEAD MAN'S HAND!

    You deal 1 point of damage to the WOUNDED GUARDSMAN

    The Wounded guardsman Perishes!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:03 No.9258110
    Masturbate on his body.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:03 No.9258112
    >>9258093
    POSE LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER 'COS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
    >> PaperJack 04/17/10(Sat)21:03 No.9258117
    >>9258093
    FUCK HIS EYESOCKETS
    FOR SLANEESH!
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:04 No.9258127
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    >>9258093
    HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

    Loot his >corpse

    And pull the >Knife from the wall.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:04 No.9258128
    >>9258093

    Fuck masturbation, this was glorious combat. Rip off his head, carry it with us with intent to clean later.

    Also, feast on his throat. We haven't even had breakfast yet, come on, we gotta eat it for energy, guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:05 No.9258155
    Fap onto his corpse.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:06 No.9258161
    >>9258155
    >>9258110
    This
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:06 No.9258162
    >>9258093
    Check Guardsman's body for what he was going to attack us with. Celebration comes afterwards.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:09 No.9258201
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    >>9258093
    >>9258112
    >>9258162

    You have slain the guardsman!

    You recieve 1 blasphemy orb!

    A strange energy courses through you...

    The guardsman appeared to have no weapons. However he did have 1 >dirty porno, a >full bottle and some >good cigs, a couple of >grisly trophies, and a >strange playing card.

    You may only pick one. Choose wisely.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)21:10 No.9258211
    >>9258201
    >INSPECT
    >DIRTY PORNO
    >MASTURBATE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:10 No.9258215
    >>9258201
    No shit, pr0n.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:10 No.9258223
    >>9258127
    Not to change the subject, but 'na na na' is always in doom rider stuff, what tune is that to?
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 04/17/10(Sat)21:11 No.9258229
    >>9258201
    PPPPOOOOORN
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:11 No.9258235
    >>9258201
    Take the strange playing card and masturbate to it.
    >> Artist !9EiSPkpBJc 04/17/10(Sat)21:11 No.9258237
    >>9258201
    The porn.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:11 No.9258239
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    >>9258201
    Trophy! Use it to make into a scary icon to fasten on your robe! It will lower the stats of nearby enemies!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258245
    >>9258201

    Take the full bottle.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258247
    Playing card.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258256
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>9258201
    THE STRANGE CARD! IT IS CLEARLY THE SPINNER FOR WHEEL OF HERESY! CHOOSE THE CARD FOR CHAOS!!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258257
    PORN
    OUR FAPPING IS MAXIMUM
    >> PaperJack 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258260
    LOOK AT OUR WHEEL OF HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258261
    Strange Playing Card for Tzeentch!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258266
    Grab the porno. Then use it to help fap onto his dead body.
    Make sure to cry out to Slanesh as you do it.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:12 No.9258268
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    >>9258237
    >>9258215
    >>9258229

    Are you sure?

    This choice will have great effect on your future path of EVIL
    >> PaperJack 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258275
    >>9258268
    Use the PORN!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258278
    THE PLAYING CARD YOU FAGS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258279
    TZEENTCH
    CARD
    FUCKER
    NO WAIT
    MALAL
    MALAL
    DESTROY ALL OF THEM
    FOR MALAL
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258287
    >>9258268
    Porn! Porn! Slaanesh demands it!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258289
    >>9258268
    YES
    WE HAVE FAPPED TOO MUCH TO STOP NAO
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258290
    >>9258268
    CARD
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258292
    >>9258268

    No, no porn! The bottle, man, we need booze! BOOOOOOOOOOZE!
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)21:13 No.9258293
    >>9258268
    I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY DAMN LIFE
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258294
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    >>9258268
    ;_;

    NOOO GETS THE TROPHY! IT CAN HELP IN COMBAT!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258296
    Playing card! I wanna be a sorcerer and get eaten by my own summoned demon one day!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258298
    >>9258279
    >Destroy them all
    >Malal
    This. Fucking this. Best choice.
    MALAL FOR FUCKS SAKE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258300
    >>9258268
    The porn ensures the ease of masturbatory acts.
    We need it.
    We masturbate a LOT.
    >> PaperJack 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258305
    >>9258279
    OH YEAH
    DESTROY ALL OF THEM
    FOR MALAL

    SECONDING DESTRUCTION
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258306
    >>9258268
    PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258307
    DESTROY
    CRUSH ALL THE CHAOS GODS
    FOR MALICE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:14 No.9258312
    GOD DAMMIT WE WANT THE CARD
    THEY MIGHT UNLEASH GIFTS UPON US
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258316
    DESTROY ALL 4.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258321
    MALAL SEES YOU ONE
    HE CRUSHES YOU ALL
    VOTE FOR MALAL
    THE GREATER EVIL
    ALSO MORE TARGETS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258322
    CARDDDDDDDDDDDD
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258323
    >>9258268
    CARD

    FUCK SLAANESH
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258325
    I think malal is best
    destroy them all
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258328
    FFFF PORN THE PORN TAKE THE PORN YOU FANCY FUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:15 No.9258330
    MALAL FOR NON-LINEARITY AND SCREWING WITH THE DRAWFAG
    ALSO THE BEST CHAOS GOD
    MALAL
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:16 No.9258334
    PORN
    WE CALLED IT FIRST
    FUCK THE REST OF YOU
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:16 No.9258339
    DESTROY THE TROPHIES!

    FOR CHAOS!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:16 No.9258341
    Destruction.
    Malal sees what you did and he likes it.
    So yeah, destroy that shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:16 No.9258351
    FOR THE CUM GOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:16 No.9258355
    Malal.
    The thinking-outside-of-the-box choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:17 No.9258358
    Way to go OP. Now you got a fight over who the best God of Chaos is.
    Also porn. Daemonettes greatly ensure our chances of getting laid before we die.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:17 No.9258367
    DESTRUCTION FOR CHAOSSSSSSSS!
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:17 No.9258369
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    >>9258275
    >>9258306
    >>9258300

    A STRANGE ENERGY SUFFUSES YOU

    YOU ARE BESET BY A SEATED FIGURE. YOUR DICK HARDNESS INCREASES BY 50

    (Malal would have been awesome but... just wait)
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:18 No.9258380
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    Malaaaaaaaaaal
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:18 No.9258385
    >>9258369
    YESSSSS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:18 No.9258389
    We're clearly destined to be a disciple of slaanesh, might as well embrace it and start expanding our pron collection.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)21:18 No.9258390
    >>9258369
    SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAAAAAAAL
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:18 No.9258391
    >>9258369
    oh lawd

    Next thing we know we're gonna have tits and a foot-long dick
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:19 No.9258395
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    >>9258369
    YOU BASTARD! YOU HAVE FORSAKEN KHORNE FOR SLAANESH!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:19 No.9258397
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    >Slaanesh
    Fuck this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:19 No.9258405
    >>9258391
    Where's the problem with that?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:19 No.9258407
    >>9258369
    God dammit, now we're destined to be a lifeless husk devoid of all feelings and will only get off if we're sticking our dick in a meat grinder.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:20 No.9258418
    >>9258391
    I approve of increasing our peniscular size.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:20 No.9258421
    >>9258407

    So pretty much no change.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:20 No.9258422
    >>9258405
    The thread will devolve into us titfucking ourselves, that's what.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:21 No.9258431
    >>9258397
    What else did you expect from /tg/?

    Now that we worship the WORST CHAOS GOD, we might as well tap DAT DAEMONETTE ASS.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:21 No.9258437
    >>9258422
    I'm still not seeing the issue.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:21 No.9258438
    I'm going to vote for destroying shit 100% of the time just 'cause.
    Fuck Slaneesh faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:22 No.9258451
    >>9258369
    There's only so far you can go before dick jokes stop being funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:22 No.9258454
    >>9258369
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    BY THE THRONE YOU ARE THE BEST HERESY-INDUCED VISITATION OF PURE EVIL EVER
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:22 No.9258459
    >>9258431

    I'm pretty sure we're the ones who will get tapped by
    >12 inch spiky penis
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:22 No.9258461
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    THE FLOATING HEAD OF TIM CURRY APPEARS AND TRANSFIXES YOU WITH A TERRIBLE ENERGY

    You have leveled up! You are now a Sniveling Underling.

    You have gained 6 sex appeal.

    You have gained the Ability Soporific Musk

    The wheel of heresy has become active
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:23 No.9258470
    Destroy the Wheel.
    Or try at least.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)21:23 No.9258473
    >>9258461
    OH GOD
    I DON'T EVEN
    HOOOLY SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:24 No.9258479
    >>9258369
    Fuck. Is this what happens to Chaos cultists?

    Because that's fuckloads better than just "faith in the Emperor".
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:24 No.9258495
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    >>9258461
    EXPLAIN THE MUSK! EXPLAIN ITS POWERS! ALSO, WE NEED TO FUCKING SEDUCE SOME PEOPLE!

    ALSO LET'S LOOK AT THE WHEEL OF HERESY!
    >> Sauber !f1v85QnTcU 04/17/10(Sat)21:24 No.9258498
    >>9258461
    >Tim Curry
    I KNEW IT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:25 No.9258506
    >>9258461
    Spin that shit. The Wheel of Heresy IS for spinning, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:26 No.9258510
    >>9258461

    Fucking awesome. And here I was thinking Slaanesh would be the boring path.
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:26 No.9258514
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    >>9258461

    You can now expend Blasphemy orbs to gain new abilities in the Wheel of Heresy, and Heresy Spheres to power up existing ones.

    The wing of the Blood God is closed to you for the time being.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:26 No.9258522
    >inquire as to the specifics of our new abilities.

    What is our current sex appeal as well? Or should I assume we started at zero.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:27 No.9258530
    >>9258522
    Started at 0 (see >>9255858), so we're at 6 now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:27 No.9258538
    >>9258522
    Nevermind, we DID start at zero.

    SIGH
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:28 No.9258543
    >>9258514
    Cover the wing of the Blood God with blood, just as a polite apology.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:28 No.9258545
    MAKE A DEAL

    SPIN THE WHEEL?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:28 No.9258547
    Needs more Destruction for destructions sake.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:28 No.9258553
    I propose in honor of our new god, we fuck something.

    FIND SOMETHING TO DICK.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:29 No.9258559
    >>9258538
    Better than some of our starting stats.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:29 No.9258570
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    >>9258514
    WHY IS THE BLOOD GOD CLOSED?! FUCK!

    PUT SOME POINTS INTO NURGLE!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:30 No.9258573
    >>9258514
    >notice that we can collect more chaos orbs.
    AWESOME! ALL THE CHAOS FUSE INSIDE OF US!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:30 No.9258582
    >>9258514

    Let us spend our blasphemy orb to gain a new skill. Tzeentch or Slaanesh seems like the best choices.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:31 No.9258589
    Tear off our dick and start over. Fucking Slaanesh. Also fucking "cum on it" spam.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:31 No.9258591
    I propose we go full Slaanshi powers, then Khorne so we can chop a land raider in half with our penis.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:32 No.9258598
    >>9258514
    GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SERVE THE BLOOD GOD
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:32 No.9258603
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    You have become a level 1 Cultist of Slaanesh

    You feel sexy.
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 04/17/10(Sat)21:33 No.9258613
    >>9258603
    Suddenly I look much more effeminate, go seduce some Imperial Guardsmen
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:33 No.9258619
    The fuck? Did we grow woman hips all the sudden?
    >> Artist !9EiSPkpBJc 04/17/10(Sat)21:33 No.9258621
    >>9258603
    >rub nipples.
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:34 No.9258631
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    >>9258603
    Let's go find some female guardsmen and put our dick in them. Maybe we can get some orbs, and convert some bitches to Chaos!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:34 No.9258635
    >>9258603
    Proceed to sing "I'm too sexy".
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:34 No.9258639
    ADJUST APPEARANCE TO MASCULINE SEX APPEAL.

    We won't be some daemonettes bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:34 No.9258640
    >>9258603
    CHECK IF PENIS IS STILL THERE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:35 No.9258648
    >>9258635
    I like this idea.

    I'M...TOO SEXY FOR MY LASGUN
    TOO SEXY FOR MY COMMISSAR
    TOO SEXY FOR THE EMPRAH
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:35 No.9258654
    "Sup, Slaanesh?"
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:35 No.9258658
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    >>9258603

    TO BE CONTINUED

    (thread is autosaging and I have work to do so I will bid you all adieu for now. I will get some more together when I can, most likely for next week. Obviously I need to build some story stuff ahead.

    Cheers! Been a good time trying a quest thread)
    >> MAD DOK GIRLYFREND !RWaaghhFtA 04/17/10(Sat)21:36 No.9258681
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    >>9258658
    CHASTITY! ADD ME TO MSN! I WANT TO BE THERE NEXT TIME!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:37 No.9258687
    >>9258658
    Well played sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:38 No.9258706
    >>9258658
    Any particular dates in mind for the next installment?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:38 No.9258707
    >>9258648
    too sexy for my flak jacket
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:39 No.9258730
    HOW DO WE ARCHIVE?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:39 No.9258733
    >>9258707
    TOO SEXY FOR MY NECKBEARD
    >> Grand Inquisitor Chastity 04/17/10(Sat)21:46 No.9258857
    >>9258706
    Nothing yet but probably late tomorrow or early next week
    >> Anonymous 04/17/10(Sat)21:47 No.9258860
    >>9258730
    Archived already.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9255563/



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