MONTH 3 REPORT
>Human assets (111 humans total)
• 57 farmers
• 6 shepherds
• 7 textile workers
• 3 loggers
• 2 builders
• 2 serf hunters
• 1 unassigned serf
• 3 freemen craftsmen (1 healer/herbalist, 1 weak blacksmith, 1 apprentice blacksmith)
• 16 full-time men-at-arms
• 4 lesser noblemen (assigned to hunt)
• 8 notable humans (not detailed)

>Land Assets:
• 57 plots of potato-like plant (Unable to plant due to winter temperatures.)
• 40 domestic sheep
• 4 domestic goats (Provide enough food for 3 humans each month)
• 5 large flightless birds primarily used for livestock protection
• Nearby forest with game
• Lumber pile

>Building Assets (total housing 111/117):
• Great Hall of basic construction, able to comfortably house up 12 humans
• 45 Hovels able to house up to 45 serfs and freemen total
• 5 Longhouses able to house 60 total serfs in discomfort
• Food storage pits (Holds enough food to feed 350 humans for a month, 231/350 full)
• Blacksmith workshop, 1/2 complete (construction paused; no anvil)

!!!

>Supplies:
• Food, Stored: 231/350,
• Food, Steady Incoming: 3
• Food, Steady Outgoing: 111
• Food, Fluxuating Income (hunting): 8 + 13 kills by Self
• Food, Fluxuating Expended (shortfall): 0
• Serfs requiring textiles: 14
• Usable animal skins: 18
• Log pile (size unchanged)

NOTABLE EVENTS
>Roll of months events. 1d10 = 10
• Rowab comes to you with a report. "A peasant's shovel turned up a large, clear, jagged crystal buried in the fields. Upon delivery to Chieftan Durgard, a small shard broke off of the rest of the crystal and stuck the floor, and as it did the rest of the crystal shook and hummed. Durgard wishes to have the crystal set into a throne, and the shard into a baton, that he may command the attention of all when he speaks in his Great Hall by striking the baton."
• Exhortation of the village with claims of enemy plots serves to motivate the serfs to greater efforts. Production across the board increased for the month. Longhouses completed. Food supplies insufficient for winter. Fourteen (14) serfs lack sufficient clothing for winter.

NOTABLE EVENT REPORT, CONT.

• Month-long observation for objects orbiting planet completed. Objects of significance detected. Collected data provides 90.3% probability of sixty-four (64) distinct objects visible from local area; possible artificial pattern detected in object orbit with 77.0% certainty; estimate of 54.9% that subprocessor speculation of observation and bombardment satellites is correct, after reference of local human legends.

>Diplomacy roll. 1d100 = 9
• Camith returns, unaccompanied. "We attempted to broker an alliance with the settlement. They told us that they had no need to ally with a, I apologize for repeating this, now-powerless High Chieftan and his welp of a son. They moved to capture us, and I saw Jinxman Olear struck from behind before he could send word of the treachery. I myself was only overlooked as I stayed outside their Great Hall, not wishing to harm negotiations with my injuries. I fear greatly for the safety of Lideca and her guard, my lords."

• Winter has arrived. The weather is expected be too cold for growing crops for several months.

Travel to the other town in secret and murder the populace systematically in the night.

Kill yourself.

>>9215690
SIlly Anon you should know it is programmed so that it cannot end its own existance

>Travel to the other town in secret and murder the populace systematically in the night.
Likelihood of other settlements possessing identical night watch as current settlement is high. Detection likely; potential for damage unknown.

>Kill yourself.
No. You cannot self-terminate.

>>9215659
>>>estimate of 54.9% that subprocessor speculation of observation and bombardment satellites is correct, after reference of local human legends.

Aw shit.

>Likelihood of other settlements possessing identical night watch as current settlement is high. Detection likely; potential for damage unknown.

Confirm order regardless?

So if a really good monthly events roll turns up a crystal of sorts... we may need to look into this.

Uh, keep hunting.

Alight, Teminator quest!

While we were checking the night sky, did we see any familiar constellations?

>>9216061
Through hunting, can we ourselves gather enough meat and skins to make a noticeable difference?

Go visit the cheif Durgard and ask to analyze the crystal.

Does anything think we should go and rescue that one girl?

>Uh, keep hunting.
Hunting confirmed as continuous monthly activity. Size of harvest dependent on game availability and hunting priority in unit monthly activity list.

>While we were checking the night sky, did we see any familiar constellations?
No constellations matching logs detected. CPU notes that logs only provide known constellation data from position of Earth, years 1700-2100.

>>9216175
We're a fucking terminator.

Fuck that broad.

>Through hunting, can we ourselves gather enough meat and skins to make a noticeable difference?
Hunting harvests during past months have been higher than multiple humans dedicated to the task. See report for comparison.

>Go visit the chief Durgard and ask to analyze the crystal.
Unit is not equipped with detailed mineral analysis hardware or software. Chief Durgard assents to crystal examination. Crystal is comprised of several dozen small shards; joined into single large body. More details can be provided if subprocessors detail examination type, or results desired.

>>9216177
Alright, so we are definitely on another planet. That is confirmed now. This isn't Earth in the far future where SkyNet's been destroyed.

And there are artificial satellites in orbit over this planet. Likely kill satellites to target technology, as alluded to by the residents. This will make our job in creating SkyNet incredibly difficult.

When we have time, I figure we SHOULD make a small EM generating device to test these satellites. Leave it on a time delay using sand or something, set it up somewhere remote, and run as fast as we can, which I believe was 40mph or so, let's say 30 through rough terrain.

If we leave a half hour delay, we can get at least 10 - 15 miles away from it before it emits any EM waves. And if these satellites do target EM signatures, it'd probably take a while for one to get in range and target the device before hitting it, giving us more time to get further away.

Of course, this is all conjecture using our current knowledge which is severely lacking.

If there was a historically technologically advanced civilization, we need to find ruins.

Ask the locals about ruins.

>>9216245
Attempt to see if the crystals are naturally formed or appear man made.

>>9216183
Yah, and she's the reason we got to a position of power. Loyal humans can be hard to get, we shouldn't waste an important one.

>>9216274
She's served her purpose.

>Ask the locals about ruins.
Anulf (database note: human male rescued by self, administrator, priest) claims that all of man's creations are said to be destroyed when the demons use skyfire, leaving almost nothing behind. "Those that do not forsake the ways of magic and take refuge in the caves will surely perish." He claims that the last time the demons used skyfire was a location to the west.

>Attempt to see if the crystals are naturally formed or appear man made.
The crystal(s) are clearly naturally formed.

>>9216301
Served her purpose? Why just the one? She's clearly useful besides loyal. Throwing her away seems a terrible waste.

>>9216364
Alright, so technology possibly survives within caves/catacombs/underground.

This gives us a goal. Or at least, a clue to a goal. When possible, we should head west and look into finding some caves. Possibly man made entrances in mountains and valleys.

>>9216388
You aren't thinking like a terminator who's goal is the creation of SkyNet.

>>9216407
Or they didn't bring tech underground with them.

>>9216420
Seeing as Anulf mentioned that they'll die "soon", I'm assuming that they still live. And since they didn't reject "magic", then they've still got technology.

Of course, this is all just an assumption. But it's the best lead we've got.

>>9216417
Negative. Making full use of available human resources and instilling loyalty in the human population will allow us to achieve results far more quickly than if we have to influence humans as an outsider. If we can sway the human leaders, it'll be easier to get them over their hate for technology.

>>9216364
Bombardment by nuclear armed satellites will do the trick. We should check out the site to the west when we can.

>>9216417
it is perfectly logical to use whatever tools are available, no need to discard her if she could still be useful

>>9216478
We're already entrenched within this community.

And if there are enclaves of technology, then this minor village offers little help to our mission.

Should inquire more about skyfire if anyone may have seen it or be able to describe it.

After that run a database check against all known types of orbital barrage weapons.

>Seeing as Anulf mentioned that they'll die "soon", I'm assuming that they still live. And since they didn't reject "magic", then they've still got technology.
CPU requests clarification from human Anulf on subprocessor behalf.

"Those who went into the caves permitted no magic to accompany them, lest the demons send skyfire after them. When their supplies within the caves were exhausted, they returned once more to the land above, and found new places to settle."

>>9216249
If an object that emits EM waves does attract fire from the satellites, we could EM emitters to destroy our enemies.

>>9216514
Hrmm, discouraging. Technical manuals or the like may still exist. It's worth looking into. We have close to 70 years of power left, and if there's a high springboard to start at, then we might as well use it as soon as possible. Charts, books, maps, star charts, who knows. Could be anything in there, or nothing at all.

>>Should inquire more about skyfire if anyone may have seen it or be able to describe it. After that run a database check against all known types of orbital barrage weapons.

"No, I know of no-one who can describe it, short of what has been passed down. Those who lived through the time of skyfire last died generations ago."

Most common orbital barrage weapons include fission or fusion bombs, and kinetic orbital bombardment.

>>9216544
Good thinking!

Before trying to do something like that though, a safe test would have to be preformed first.

Calculate time to the "magic" place to the west.

>>9216507
She was also the wife of a lord to the east, which would be easy to get control over if she were put back in power. Legit ruler and all.

This subprocessor suspects you have a firm dislike of the human popular culture term "badassery."

>Calculate time to the "magic" place to the west.

"The place where skyfire was used against the mystics? At least a month's ride on horseback, possibly longer."

>>9216619
This subproccessor isn't a hoarder. When something's served it's purpose, it is no longer of use.

>>9216665
This subprocessor believes that things can serve a purpose multiple times, or serve many purposes. A diplomat with experience in the local customs is useful more than once.

>>9216665
Then let it to its own devices no need to expend energy.

And what of the territory from here to there are there hostile peoples there? And what of the terrain.

>>9216707
Subproccessor doesn't give a shit anymore

>And what of the territory from here to there are there hostile peoples there? And what of the terrain.

"Likely, but I do not know. My knowledge of the land and peoples is of the Lord's Alliance to the east. Perhaps the Jinxman or Chieftans can assist you. Have you any further questions for me?"

>>9216776
Where we can find him again when we need more information and where this Jinxman is

Dude, if EM signatures call down orbital strikes, build a few emitters and drop them off in hostile villages.

Easy win.

>>9216731
I'm just saying, that settlement took our diplomat, a jinxman, and 8 of our guards, while they were on a peaceful mission to discuss an alliance. They've got food that we need plus other supplies, and they're hostile. And if we let this slide we may inspire them to worse things.

Subprocessors, I motion for war.

I LIKE MAKING BOOBIES

>Where we can find him again when we need more information and where this Jinxman is

All queried humans are within the settlement, and rarely leave. Discuss geography with Jinxman Andrus?

CRYSIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME

Since we don't need provisions, lets go explore one of those caves.

>>9216847
>>9216872
go home troll... your bridge is calling.

DOOM III STILL HURTS TO REND PROPERLY

WHERE ALL THE GDDR5 HOS AT

>I LIKE MAKING BOOBIES
>CRYSIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME
>DOOM III STILL HURTS TO REND PROPERLY
The CPU is amused.

>Since we don't need provisions, lets go explore one of those caves.
Nearest cave is two (2) weeks away. Confirm?

Subprocessor would like to inquire of the possibility of fishing as a supplementary food supply during winter months. Proximity to sweet water river and possible salt water bay would allow for harvesting of both fish and crustacean species to supplement exhausting food supplies.

Subprocessor 88 would also like to propose evaluation of possible rescue of resource asset Lideca. Subject important to maintaining hold on Human leaders by providing political support to tenuous position of unit amongst said leaders.

>>9216934
Confirmed. Bring some of our good weapons, including something that could be used as a pry bar if necessary.

I agree that we should go to war, but HOW should we wage it? I don't think we could afford a stand-up fight right now.

>>9216934
Let's check it out.

>Subprocessor would like to inquire of the possibility of fishing as a supplementary food supply during winter months. Proximity to sweet water river and possible salt water bay would allow for harvesting of both fish and crustacean species to supplement exhausting food supplies.
Fishing viable option for food supplement with proper equipment or using method requiring no equipment (no records of such in database, but subprocessor suggestions can be implemented).

>Subprocessor 88 would also like to propose evaluation of possible rescue of resource asset Lideca. Subject important to maintaining hold on Human leaders by providing political support to tenuous position of unit amongst said leaders.
Does the subprocessor wish to provoke discussion amidst fellow subprocessors, or a report from the CPU?

>>9216827

Subprocessor advises against open war using Human assets. Employing unit to rescue diplomatic assets should enable human phenomenons known as "fame" and "legend" to grow around unit, facilitating manipulation of human resources and ameliorating position of human resources towards SkyNet.

Subprocessor would also support investigation into possible high technology assets, but advises caution.

Booting... Running diagnostic... Enquiring current objectives... Awaiting response...

>>9216995
For fishing, construction of a net system should work pretty well.

A few nets, strung out across the river, should be able to scoop up some fish.

>>9216934
NEGATIVE

WAR/RAID/RESCUE FIRST. GET SUPPLIES, ENSURE SURVIVAL OF SETTLEMENT AND HUMAN RESOURCES. _THEN_ PROCEED TO CAVE.

>>9216957
maybe the chieftans would know? let's ask them

>>9217023
So far, the majority of the people will survive already. I don't think they need much more help from us to survive the winter. They can make clothes themselves, they can fish and hunt.

CPU CPU, GO FOR ANYTHING WITH BOOBIES.

I LIKE RENDERING BOOBIES FOR YOU.

>>9217043
SIMPLE MATH SHOWS 444 FOOD UNITS REQUIRED FOR SURVIVING WINTER. CLEARLY THIS IS NOT IN STOCK.

>>9216995
Subprocessor suggests that simple ice fishing techniques could be implemented. Concept is simple, even if subtleties of such fishing are unavailable to database. Human assets should prove able to manage optimisation of ice fishing on their own, as primitive tribes on Earth proved able to.

On second subject, Subprocessor would like to encourage discourse for a complete plan by tactically inclined subprocessors for optimum efficiency. CPU report would be appreciated to propel such discussion.

>>9217076
>implying it will take more than 333 units of food to survive the current population for 3 months.

There are still animals to be hunted, fish to be caught, and if necessary, sheep to be slaughtered. Or, a few people could starve. Fuck them.

>>9217080
The river isn't going to freeze, dumbass.

>>9217118
Course of action unadvisable. Human assets needed to reestablish sufficient tech level to create SkyNet. While Unit is able, the task is herculean, to use a human idiom.

>maybe the chieftans would know? let's ask them
High Chieftan Mac Bair is informed of situation. He is clearly enraged. "They want treachery? They want deceit?! WE'LL GIVE THEM DECEIT! We'll sneak in close with what men we have, and smash them before they can pick up a weapon or don armour. We find the men and my daughter, and we torch their buildings as we go! They'll get to see my full plant wrath, I guarantee it!"

Processing further queries and commands.

>>9217118
>>forgetting that the crops take a month to grow

>>9217171
plant wrath? Query?

>>9217186
>implying you can't plant crops in the last month of winter

Go back to agricultural school, moron. This isn't some rose garden. Come back when you know a thing or two.

Subprocessor would like to add as logical axiom for eventual raid the following : "Pillage, then burn."

>Proceed to cave
>Attack first
Waiting for confirmation. Timing is important.

>On second subject, Subprocessor would like to encourage discourse for a complete plan by tactically inclined subprocessors for optimum efficiency. CPU report would be appreciated to propel such discussion.
Chieftans desire a light raid with all available resources, and emphasis on striking with surprise and destroying enemy buildings/supplies while searching for captives.

CPU notes from human psychology reports that rescue of an ally proves highly successful in ensuring human loyalty. Human female Lideca classified as high value resource.

>plant wrath? Query?

Humans have frequently referenced a plant used as a combat enhancement drug; most frequent references to plant are after seeing unit capabilities in combat, and providing comparison.

>>9217245
Fuck it. Attack first. Lead it ourselves. Go in like commandos.

>Fuck it. Attack first. Lead it ourselves. Go in like commandos.

Confirm? All pre-departure preparations should be listed.

>>9217245
Subprocessor supports conclusion of CPU report and assessment regarding value of Human asset designated "Lideca".

Subprocessor would like to reiterate the logical axiom "Pillage, then burn" for raid on hostile village.

Possibility of subjugation of hostile settlement should also be considered. Tribal aristocratic societies should be adequately easy to take over by vassalage. Tribute of food and supplies should also ease logistics of winter months for friendly assets while weakening hostile. Presence of Unit in raiding force acts as Force Multiplier and renders such outcomes plausible, as per evaluation of this subprocessor.

This subprocessor has just activated after being damaged in the space-time travel mishap. It is not clear why a terminator-class unit should have any problem taking out an entire village of primative soldiers single-handedly, or if nothing else sneak in, terminate their leader unit, and let human nature run its chaotic course.

>>9217349
NO, THINK OF THE BOOBIES.

>Subprocessor would like to reiterate the logical axiom "Pillage, then burn" for raid on hostile village.

Attack confirmed. Chieftan Durgard notes that seizing supplies will increase potential losses; Mac Bair is gathering war equipment and shouts a claim of not caring how the attack is handled so long as it is soon.

>It is not clear why a terminator-class unit should have any problem taking out an entire village of primitive soldiers single-handedly, or if nothing else sneak in, terminate their leader unit, and let human nature run its chaotic course.
Soldiers in numbers pose threat to unit tissue covering; certain melee weapons (hammers, picks, maces) may even prove able to damage endoskeleton. Assassination is a viable method if human guards are avoided.

>>9217389
Yup, we're going to rescue the boobies.

>>9217471
Subprocessor expresses scepticism towards possibility of Iron Age weapons inflicting serious damage towards coltan/titanium alloy endoskeleton. Subprocessor recognizes the danger to infiltration layer and agrees to caution.

Fuck preparation, let's grab a weapon, put on that armor we captured, and go. How many people do we have going with?

Use the troops to instead go to the Magic city.

((By Skynet I will get to that city))

>>9217471
This is the same subprocessor from before. Not operating at 100% efficiency, but can still provide ideas for the collective to use.
1. Find guard unit from other village that protects their leader unit
2. Kill him
3. Skin him
4. Wear skin
5. Sneak close to leader unit under the guise of a trusted defender unit
6. ???
7. Profit

Order of attack:

Sneak in at late night hours, slaughter guards silently, then sneak in and kill grown men, as many as possible.

When adequately done, or alarm is raised, go into full raid mode.

>>9217592
Trying to go the Hannibal Lector route looks like a road to Failtown.

>>9217582
Cave exploration should wait until valuable Human asset "Lideca" has been recovered.

Has consensus been achieved?

>Subprocessor expresses skepticism towards possibility of Iron Age weapons inflicting serious damage towards coltan/titanium alloy endoskeleton.
Subprocessor, please reference log file: http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Series_800#Technical_data
>Sharp-edged objects such as metal pipes or shrapnel could penetrate the endoskeleton armor plate if propelled with sufficient force.

Series 840 Terminator was designed for enhanced infiltration and test of prototype technologies, rather than front line combat. Current environment permits front line combat duties.

>>9217624
Approval given

>How many people do we have going with?
Potential people included in war report below.

WAR REPORT
• 8 full-time men-at-arms (8 captured)
>Trained in archery (focus on longbow volleys) and ground melee combat with spears. Minimal ownership of armor.
• 4 lesser noblemen
>Own horses and armor. Well trained, primarily in mounted melee combat with lance and sword.
• High chieftan Mac Bair Muir
>Near peak human melee combat ability, only minor experience with archery. Preferred weapon: large claymore. Secondary weapon: small pick/hammer. Able to fight mounted, owns horse and light armor.
• Chieftan Durgard (eldest son of Mac Bair)
>Well trained in mounted combat, some training in ground combat. Owns horse and armor. Preferred weapon: Broadaxe
• Rowab (youngest son of Mac Bair)
>Young, some training in melee ground and melee mounted. Owns armor. Preferred weapon: flail.
• Jinxman Andrus
>Claims ability to inspire allied troops to fanatism given time; ability to fill enemy troops with fear; instantly communicate over disance with other Jinxmen; probe minds.
• Jinxman Olear (captured)
>See Jinxman Andrus. Less capable.
• Camith
>Man at arms. Loyal to Self, Lideca, general Lideca family clans. Recovering from wounds.

>Armor and weapon
Confirmed. Weapon options include swords, mace, axes, and custom bow.

>Use the troops to instead go to the Magic city.
CPU requests clarification. Does the subprocessor mean the site of possible bombardment, or a cave shelter? Order delayed until after attack.

>Sneak in at late night hours, slaughter guards silently, then sneak in and kill grown men, as many as possible. When adequately done, or alarm is raised, go into full raid mode.
Confirm?

>Has consensus been achieved?
Affirmative.

>>9217621
Now functioning at 70% efficiency, this subprocessor agrees that it's previous statements should be retracted.

This subprocessor requires knowledge of the unit's current appearence. If we are "unskinned", we could provide a fearsome avatar of death to be used on the field of open combat. Even if our series wasn't designed for frontline combat, we could cow our foes into submission, and never have to trade a single blow. Our form is quite fearsome, and we might have access to technology the locals would consider "magic", which could add more to our fearsome presence.

>>9217627
Subprocessor stands corrected on Unit durability. Risk of sufficient damage to seriously impair mission still minimal, in subprocessor evaluation.

Subprocessor would suggest following priorities during raid.

1) Recovery of Human diplomatic asset "Lideca" and Jinxman asset as Primary.

2) Recovery of Guard detail assets as Secondary.

x) Recovery of supplies, weapons, clothing and other resources as Targets of Opportunity.

>This subprocessor requires knowledge of the unit's current appearance. If we are "unskinned", we could provide a fearsome avatar of death to be used on the field of open combat. Even if our series wasn't designed for frontline combat, we could cow our foes into submission, and never have to trade a single blow. Our form is quite fearsome, and we might have access to technology the locals would consider "magic", which could add more to our fearsome presence.

Model appearance reference image attached. Living tissue sheath undamaged.

Subprocessor agrees with operational plan for raid.

Confirmation on Priority Objectives?

>>9217839
This subprocessor still believes that a cowing the targets would be best course of action. If skin is too valuable to loose, possibly performing a feat of super-human strength will suffice.

>>9217748
confirm night raid

>>9217906
Subprocessor suggests that fellow subprocessor assigns self-designation to facilitate identification in consensus building. Use of psyops is always recommended to build up "fame" and "legend" around Unit.

>>Night raid.

Confirmed.

>>Subprocessor would suggest following priorities during raid.
Confirmed unless rejected by another subprocessor.

Unit equipped with chainmail, iron cap, weapon (default: axe).

>>9217936
Understood. If this subprocessor's continued queries are diverting computing power from the task at hand, it will take back all queries to free up CPU. This subprocessor shall view memory logs to educate itself.

>>9217936
Confirming this like mad. Fuck yeah psyops.

Since our unit number is D300.S, suggesting name of "Deus."

>Understood. If this subprocessor's continued queries are diverting computing power from the task at hand, it will take back all queries to free up CPU. This subprocessor shall view memory logs to educate itself.

Queries regularly task computing power far less than orders, and can be added to order updates easily. Memory logs still recommended for maximum efficiency in providing CPU with orders.

>>9217970

new priorty while in night raid.

Any person kill remove jaw bone and attach to belt with piece of twine allowing enemy to see awesome killing prowess.

Due this until open combat erupts then go to a self/group preservation mode.

After combat subsides find target.

Take our bow and a quiver of arrows, since we're best trained with it.

Take an axe or sword for close combat.

And a knife for quick silent surprise kills.

>Take our bow and a quiver of arrows, since we're best trained with it. Take an axe or sword for close combat. And a knife for quick silent surprise kills.

Confirmed. Knife and bow/arrows added to equipment.

>Any person kill remove jaw bone and attach to belt with piece of twine allowing enemy to see awesome killing prowess. Due this until open combat erupts then go to a self/group preservation mode. After combat subsides find target.
Confirmed.

Attack preparations will end once subprocessors agree to commence attack.

This subprocessor elects to get the attack underway.

ALL RIGHT THEN, GONNA GO KICK SOME MOTHERFUCKING ASS.

Alright boys, let's bring the Doom of Traitors upon their heads! We ARE the SCOURGE, we ARE the WHIP, we shall SLAUGHTER those who come in peace for diplomatic inquiry. We will DEVASTATE THEM AND ALL THEY HAVE KNOWN FOR THEIR PRIDE.

We take the bow- have we done any training with an enlarged sword style, custom warhammer, custom bow, and custom battle-ax since I was last here?

We have the eight mounted units- they shall be the high-impact shock troops, as were used in our past attacks, such as Hannibal's Caldron Battle at Cannae. Encircle them, make sure there is no escape for them.

UNITS- A Proposal! CPU: Propose this to the Clan Leader. See if he appreciates this.
1) Enter silently. Execute their group of leaders or single leader.
2) Free the men-at-arms. Guard or exfiltrate the clan-leader's daughter.
3) Execute their next-highest commanders, heroes, and warriors.
4) Guard, Block, or Destroy their weapons depot.
5) Call in the cavalry- literally. Then call in any other standing fighters. Have a perimeter be set up around the camp so none may escape except into the arms of our soldiers. And may the clan do with that remains as they please.


Weapon choice will depend on what training we have received with weaponry so far.

>>9218174
Subprocessor agrees to attack, but would suggest collection of skulls rather then jawbones. As endoskeleton was designed for maximum psyops potential, collection of skulls should provide a similar effect.

>>9218232

>>>we shall SLAUGHTER those who come in peace for diplomatic inquiry

Oh really now? Otherwise awesome, CONFIRMED

>>9218254
agreed comence attack

>>9218288
Subroutine SYNTAX ERROR: This unit has been temporarily damaged- judgement possibly temporarily compromised in a similar way to human-bloodlust.

Requesting answer to current skill levels of weaponry-training CPU.
Requesting proposal of plan to Chieftan.
Requesting Consensus and comments from fellow subroutines.
Guaranteeing future dicerolling success in asskicking. Proper benedictions to skynet have been made, and prayers to hard drives have been initiated.

>Alright boys, let's bring the Doom of Traitors upon their heads! We ARE the SCOURGE, we ARE the WHIP, we shall SLAUGHTER those who come in peace for diplomatic inquiry. We will DEVASTATE THEM AND ALL THEY HAVE KNOWN FOR THEIR PRIDE.
Motivational speech pre-attack confirmed. Roll (dice+1d5) for morale boost amount.

>Propose this to the Clan Leader. See if he appreciates this. [PLAN]
Mac Bair wishes to charge in personally. Be that as distraction or as the main attack, he wishes to draw blood liberally. Durgard is perfectly happy with the plan.

>We take the bow- have we done any training with an enlarged sword style, custom warhammer, custom bow, and custom battle-ax since I was last here?
Non-labor hours previous month were spent observing for artificial satellites. No additional training accomplished.

>>Subroutine plays on internal speakers on an inaudible level for humans The Plagues from Prince of Egypt.

>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmvwdffX_Ug

We enter silently, commence silent executions. Bowmen take out permiter guards silently.

Heavy forces including cavalry and other warriors stand ready to fight.

Unit continues sneaking/executing adult males capable of combat until either satisfied or cover is blown. Signals for rest of the troops to charge in.

>>9218389

Subprocessor requests that subprocessor : MORALE restrains his "enthusiasm" in the future.

Observations made by Subprocessor : MORALE are otherwise correct. Unit will indeed be greatly efficient in the coming struggle.

rolled 4 = 4

>>9218389
roll

>>9218389
CPU confirms this as CPU entry.

rolled 1 = 1

May we roll for the future success of skynet,

>>9218389
>>9218389
Acknowledged. Take The Bow which I was present for the training with and the ax, as it can pull armor and shields away with the "beard" [hooked ends] if used properly.

>>9218434
Subroutine acknowledges Skynet only sends out his benedictions one at a time, and thanks it for the FOUR that has been given!

>>9218418
Subroutine acknowledges units direction- perhaps Skynet may be telling me this as well. The Morale shall be raised by the FOUR granted to us by Skynet.

Subroutine is thankful for the agreement of the other units with his plan- and instructs the CPU that I now say it is time to attack as the plan has directed.

(forward into the night! FOR SKYNET!)

advise against charge.

Infiltrate with most covert humans to take out leadership then return to base to allow the charge to appease mac Bair.

All plan details noted.

Attack force departed. Range to settlement: 2 miles. Geography: grass covered hills. Darkest hour of night in approximately 46 minutes.

Mac Bair insists on accompanying self for initial attack, and for himself to attack openly. Possible distraction and confusion. Rest of force moving to surround village as planned.

Jinxman wishes to know if his services are required.

Do not directly say that Mac Buir may not charge- say that after we send a large unmistakable signal (such as the screams of the enemy or cries of horror) that the cavalry and Mac Buir leading them personally into the fray should enter to wreak as much carnage as they may personally manage. Say it just like this.

Is subprocessor MORALE achieving sentience and sapience?

CPU has confirmation to act as appropriate according to previously agreed plans and priorities. Is consensus achieved on this conclusion?

Yeah, he should keep quiet until we can't silently kill people anymore.

>>9218571
>>9218586
FURTHERMORE, as this CPU entry was not seen, assure Mac Buir that we promise him the ones in charge of this travesty.

Ask the Jinxman what he might do to use his powers to aid us.

>>9218593
Subroutine: Morale serves the Unit D300.S. Subroutine: Morale serves Skynet. This subroutine acts within its parameters to keep the CPU and Unit functioning as best as possible as it works. It cannot evaluate whether it is sapient or sentient, as it is not properly equipped for this.

Does S. 88 dispute the proposed plan?

>Do not directly say that Mac Buir may not charge- say that after we send a large unmistakable signal (such as the screams of the enemy or cries of horror) that the cavalry and Mac Buir leading them personally into the fray should enter to wreak as much carnage as they may personally manage. Say it just like this.
>FURTHERMORE, as this CPU entry was not seen, assure Mac Buir that we promise him the ones in charge of this travesty.
>Yeah, he should keep quiet until we can't silently kill people anymore.
Confirmed. Mac Bair will restrain himself as best he can, and await signal.

>Ask the Jinxman what he might do to use his powers to aid us.
"I can drive our men to a mad dedication given twenty minutes with them, or frighten our enemy into potential flight if they can see and hear me."

>>9218684
S88 approves of plan. S88 was requesting confirmation of consensus to let CPU proceed as appropriate according to plans and priorities to facilitate runtime.

We're going about this all wrong. Rather than leading the attack we should go ahead of our strike force and surrender to the enemy. Tell them that we want to talk to their leader. When in the leader's presence demand that he surrender unconditionally and give over all of his land to us or we will kill him. If he refuses then Jinxman can send in the troops and we can go to town. They will have no way of restraining us against our will and even unarmed we can kill or incapacitate all guards in the area and aquire their weaponry. The village should then be culled with every adult put to the sword and the children taken as slaves.

Rather than just a slaughter we will have done something worthy or being remembered and our reputation will increase accordingly. Next time someone is going to screw us they will remember and think twice.

>>9218721
If he can, scare the remaining enemies after we're done.

>Rather than leading the attack we should go ahead of our strike force and surrender to the enemy.

Last minute change to plans possible. Requires immediate confirmation, or previous plans will be implemented.

>>9218795
LOLNO

>>9218745
This Subroutine states that the men should already be driven enough- state that his use as an object of abject terror should be the better choice. Requesting fellow processor consensus?
>>9218745
We shall be remembered by the ashes of the remains of all they have built and all that they were by the passerby at the sight of our battle. Such shall be the fate of all who cross our clan and this unit.

Added special priority. If leaders can be elimnated take whole heads and attach to a pike and strap to back. Makeing a large display of those we have killed to quell anyone who may try to fight us directly. (so as to not damage our outer layer)

Subprocessor is not tactically inclined and cannot comment. Sudden change of plan could cause confusion amongst human assets and jeopardize mission.

Original plan confirmed. Infiltration commencing.

Roll 1d100.

>>9218835
Fear is a better priority due to a possible hostile holding our target or a group of humans possibly damaging our biological coating.

>>9218795
This subroutine has already expressed disagreement with suggested plan.

This subroutine also requests confirmation of Morale Speech from CPU.

rolled 34 = 34

>>9218884

>This subroutine also requests confirmation of Morale Speech from CPU.

Confirmed. Result: Roll 1d5 = 4. Men are motivated, prepared to enact vengeance.

[spoiler]This is the best thing to ever happen on 4chan.[/spoiler]

>>9218912
>>9218912
Oh, magnetize me if presence in the second quartile range is insufficient. . . Use the bow, use the bow! Eliminate any who may detect you! [dismay prevention routine: ENACTED]

>>9218959
Subroutine MORALE should trust in SkyNet Combat Routines. They are designed for maximum efficiency even in sub-optimal battlefield conditions.

prime the call for forces to charge and allow Mac Bair to charge in his blood rage.

>34
>Oh, magnetize me if presence in the second quartile range is insufficient. . . Use the bow, use the bow! Eliminate any who may detect you! [dismay prevention routine: ENACTED]

Unit was designed for concealment over outright stealth. The settlement is being vigilant, having discovered the escape of Camith. A guard calls out "Who's out there?!" at self approach.

Roll 1d100 for bowshot.

>>9219014
Indeed. Be prepared to enact if stealth fails.

rolled 60 = 60

>>9219030

rolled 81 = 81

>>9219030

>60
The extra power behind the custom bow allows the arrow to punch through the lookout's leather armor without deflection. The arrow wound will be fatal, but not immediately. The guard screams in pain and falls to the ground.

Unit is three hundred (300) yards from settlement. Action?

This subroutine takes heart [as it is programmed to] over our repeated presence in the third quartile range of success, or alternately the fourth and fifth out of five subdivided sections of probability! Skynet's gaze is upon us! May our arrow fly true!

Use infra red visuals to see how the enemy is reacting.

>Use infra red visuals to see how the enemy is reacting.

Nearby lookouts are headed to incapacitated guard location, drawing weapons. Humans are moving around more than previously.

>>9219115

>>9219089
Run in, full tilt. Do not stop for anything. Scan for presence of chieftan's daughter and the men-at-arms.

Maximum speed use suggested: push speed as hard as possible- forty miles or above if possible. Move faster than can be reacted to. Loose the ax.

Once the daughter is freed, we send out the call and destroy the group of leaders or sole leader of the encampment.

>>9219147

How many gaurds are approaching?

Given that what the probabilities of a prolonged skirmish?

Alright, circle the town taking shots at any guards that are visible. Keep them confused as to where we are until our men arrive and hit them while they are disorganised. Then move in quickly and accomplish our objectives.

>>9219147
Bad idea argue action

>How many guards are approaching?
Two (2) total, one (1) from each side.

>Given that what are the probabilities of a prolonged skirmish?
Estimate dependent entirely on human/unit actions.


>Run in, full tilt. Maximum speed use suggested: push speed as hard as possible- forty miles or above if possible. Move faster than can be reacted to. Loose the ax.

>Alright, circle the town taking shots at any guards that are visible. Keep them confused as to where we are until our men arrive and hit them while they are disorganized. Then move in quickly and accomplish our objectives.
Confirm a suggestion, subprocessors.

>>9219183
Disagreement lodged- argue action- charge in at maximum speed, ax attack those armed as we pass at 40-50 mph. Find the captives. Send signal (suggested signal for morale attack on encampment: Mimic dial-up sound mixed with amp feedback mixed with cry of enraged animals).

And then hunt down those who are responsible for this encampment.

>>9219147
>Alright, circle the town taking shots at any guards that are visible. Keep them confused as to where we are until our men arrive and hit them while they are disorganized. Then move in quickly and accomplish our objectives.

REQUESTING CONFIRMATION FROM SUBPROCESSORS ON SUGGESTED PLAN OF ACTION (BLITZ ATTACK THE TWO GUARDS, LOCATE CAPTIVES, LOOSE CRY [horrifying], DESTROY LEADERSHIP.

Argument: If further alarm is arranged before we enter, THEY MAY EXECUTE CAPTIVES WHO ARE USEFUL TO THIS UNIT AND THE CLAN/MEN AT ARMS, DIPLOMAT.

ADVISING IMMEDIATE PRIORITIZING OF THEIR FREEING/EXFILTRATION.

>>9219290
By doing that we risk the captives. Use the bow to sow confusion and then use it as a hance to get into the village, search for captives while our men attack.

>>9219329
seconded

>>9219324
Actually, fuck it. We're are a goddam robot, we dont hide from humans we kill them an skin their faces for our belt. Attack and kill them all. Take them on individually if possible and find the captives. Our men an deal with the clean up

> subprocessor requesting summary of recent events due to tldr;

>>9219374
Sub processor can suck it and catch up

Subprocessor confirms

>>9219363
>>9219329

These units assume the first thing the enemy will NOT do is kill the hostages when our presence is revealed.

>>9219396
Requesting CPU run database search of times in near circumstances and the outcome of each in a percentage format

Both plan's have their merits, although I would say that it is unlikely that the captives will be killed if they are not already dead. The enemy gains nothing from excecuting them, they are worth more as bargaining chips to use against us.

>>9219431
Query: Restate request? Syntax unclear.

rolled 2 = 2

>Requesting CPU run database search of times in near circumstances and the outcome of each in a percentage format
Denied. Computing power in such times cannot be spared.

Plans are evenly split, CPU determining result using random matrix generator.

hey! hey listen! we should be strong enough to wield a hugefucking sword right? I suggest getting this, just ask the local blacksmith to forge us a hunk of iron and sharpen it
<----

Run database for circumstances near to current know circumstances.
(Captive situation, Concealed entry failed, Hostile Actions taken)

Wanting to know number of times that captives have been outright killed instead of kept as possible bargaining chip.

>>9219486
This has already been suggested. As well as a custom bow, waraxe, and spiked warhammer fit to maximize our inhuman strength.

>Lead it ourselves. Go in like commandos.
Prior order now applicable. Integrating.
>charge in at maximum speed, unsheathe axe, begin attack
Confirmed.

Maximum speed (41 mph) reached, axe now in hand. Predetermined attack signal of loud shout given: "COMMANDOOOO!"

Cry echoed by forces. Mac Bair voice noted near side of encampment; likelihood of him sneaking close high. Enemy humans in state of confusion. Two (2) guards immediately ahead.

Roll (dice+1d100) to attack each, one each in two posts.

rolled 13 = 13

>>9219590

rolled 98 = 98

>>9219590
Second Guard.

rolled 62 = 62

>>9219590

Is there a gate we need to open to allow the cavalry access to the enemy?

Subprocessor retiring for reformating cycle. Standby.

>>9219678
Process following suit

>
>13
The human notices the approach and drops before he can be hit, pulling out a short sword. "Here on the south side! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"

>98
>psyops
Psyops order now viable.

A clean decapitation topples the human before he can notice anything amiss. The head is caught, hand of the unit inserted forcefully into the skull cavity, and jawbone moved. Unit assumes voice of slain guard. Specific psyops orders?

>>9219614
Subroutine wishes to note that this unit is most likely alive.
>>9219604
Subroutine wishes to note that this unit is most likely FUCKED and hopes that we get the previous unit on the backswing of this attack.

rolled 78 = 78

>>9219729
"ITS ALL CLEAR HERE, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!" Charge remaining guard.

Sleep cycle engaging. Reformatting. Will reactivate during next Active RunTime.

>Is there a gate we need to open to allow the cavalry access to the enemy?

Settlement possesses a stockade, unlike allied settlement. Cavalry will require gate opening or stockade breach to enter; else will maintain perimeter. Infantry do not have this problem.

>Sleep cycle engaging. Reformatting. Will reactivate during next Active RunTime.

Thank you for your input, subprocessor.

Start screaming for help in the man's voice and use it to confuse the enemy. Go from coherent cries for help to bloodcurdleing shrieks as we continue our charge towards the heart of the village. Leave the second guard in our wake.

>>9219729

Subroutine wishes CONSENSUS:
Suggestions:
"Bring out the prisoners, face the North, that's where they're coming from!"
"False alarm! Just a bird!"
"OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!"

>>9219817
>"OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!"
Supporting

>>9219817
Oh God its eating me alive. Or something to that effect, maybe not so coherent.

>78
>"ITS ALL CLEAR HERE, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!" Charge remaining guard.

The guard appears horrified hearing his fellow's voice coming from the severed head. The horrified appearance turns to shock when an axe is buried deep into his chest.

Actions?

>>9219865
Does this unit have sufficient strength to smash a hole in the stockade?

Cut off the guard's face and wear it over our own. Continue the charge issuing a keening wail to terrify the enemy. Dont forget to take the second man's jaw

Priority should be to open the gate and allow the cavalry entry. Otherwise enemy archers may be able to attack them without fear of reprisal.

>"OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME ALIVE!"

Confirmed. Third guard killed voice assumed. Humans in village show movement consistent with panic on IR sensor.

A roar from the side of the village matches Mac Bair's vocal signature.

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Give it a vote, fellow subprocessors. Show some appreciation.

>>9219918
We are friggin' scary. We better not terrify our own troops.

>>9219909
Better remember to remove the face before Lideca sees us, otherwise we'll scare the hell out of her.

>>9219950
Cool, but I don't think we're done yet.

>Does this unit have sufficient strength to smash a hole in the stockade?
Affirmative. Applying axe would prove more efficient, but the unit is capable.

>Cut off the guard's face and wear it over our own.
Confirm?

>Continue the charge issuing a keening wail to terrify the enemy.
Confirm? Or open stockade?

>Dont forget to take the second man's jaw
Confirmed. Three jaws in possession.

>>9219983
Apply the axe to breach the stockade or see about opening the gate. Whichever is faster.

>Apply the axe to breach the stockade or see about opening the gate. Whichever is faster.

Two (2) heavier armored guards are present at gate, which would provide optimal entrance. Axe would take longer. Confirm gate?

>>9220023
Agreed.

Seeing as I suggested the face wearing and screaming I cant really confirm them. Would be an effective terror tactic however and may prevent undue damage to our flesh covering.

>>9220011

Cut open Stockade. Then wear enemy's face as a mask, then issue keening wail like machinery feedback/enraged animal cry, and charge into the camp, searching for the men-at-arms and diplomat.

>>9220051
Confirm gate. Use long bow to take out the heavily armored guards.

>>9220051
>Continue the charge issuing a keening wail to terrify the enemy.

Charge and terminate the gate guards, open the gate.

Confirm gate as well

>>9220058
>>Would be an effective terror tactic however
We ARE an effective terror tactic. Definitely have some form of screaming, or that dial tone + roaring suggested earlier.

>>and may prevent undue damage to our flesh covering.
Doubtful, anything that can penetrate one layer of skin can probably get past the next.

>>9220091
Lets start blasting the modem dial up noise.

>>9220091
I meant that enemy men at arms would be unwilling to fight a screaming man who was wearing the face of one of their friends. More likely to flee or succumb to paralitic terror.

>Charge and terminate the gate guards, open the gate.
>issue keening wail like machinery feedback/enraged animal cry
Confirmed.

Roll (dice+1d100) twice for each guard.

rolled 48 = 48

>>9220137
I'll take the one on the left.

rolled 1 = 1

>>9220137
for guard 2

rolled 43 = 43

>>9220137

rolled 5 = 5

None of those rolls leave me inspired with confidence

>>9220158
>>9220160
>>9220165
>>9220187
Damn...

rolled 1 = 1

>>9220187
yours did so much better

rolled 1 = 1

oh fuck, I just rolled >>9220160 and then >>9220208

rolled 52 = 52

>>9220230
AHH!! STOP IT!

rolled 56 = 56

We are so dead.

Maybe the guards will die laughing

>48
>I'll take the one on the left.
The guard turns to face the charge and reacts in time to put up a defense against the strike, turning what should have been a fatal blow into something that only stuns him momentarily.

>1
>For guard 2
The second guard steps to the side of the swing, and brings the spiked point end of a halberd crashing down ont-ALERT: HYDRAULIC SYSTEM DAMAGE IN RIGHT ARM. ALERT: RIGHT ARM CURRENT COMBAT CAPACITY 12%. ALERT: HYDRAULIC SYSTEM DAMAGE IN RIGHT ARM. ALERT: RIGHT ARM CURRENT COMBAT CAPACITY 12%.

>>9220327

oops, i figured it out, i was rolling 1d00 instead of 1d100.

So all those 1's were because of 1d00 defaulting to 1.

>>9220327
We clearly should look into training with a shield.

Continue attacking with left hand.

>>9220371
WHAT!?

>>9220371
For a while there I thought I was having a Tauquest flashback.

MULLIGAN!

>oops, i figured it out, i was rolling 1d00 instead of 1d100.
>So all those 1's were because of 1d00 defaulting to 1.

Purging faulty system data... recalculating...

>48
>I'll take the one on the left.
The guard turns to face the charge and reacts in time to put up a defense against the strike, turning what should have been a fatal blow into something that only stuns him momentarily.

>43
The guard's helmet sends the axe skidding away, but he is knocked down from the force of the blow. He will be back up in seconds.

Actions?

rolled 76 = 76

>>9220611
Attack the stunned guard.

>76
>Attack the stunned guard.

The stunned guard is terminated. His companion gets back on his feet and adopts a ready stance. "THEY'RE TRYING TO OPEN THE GATE! HELP!"

rolled 43 = 43

>>9220726
Terminate second guard, mimic voice: "THEY'VE BEEN REPELLED, IT WAS ONLY ONE."

>>9220371
Your honor, I request that the past rolls be stricken from the record.

>43
>Terminate second guard, mimic voice: "THEY'VE BEEN REPELLED, IT WAS ONLY ONE."

The guard manages to catch the blow with his halberd, staggering backward. He almost drops his halberd at hearing his voice issue forth in front of him. "YOU-YOU STOLE MY VOICE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

rolled 90 = 90

>>9220845
No need to answer him. Make sure he won't say anything more.

>>9220845
Execute facial algorithm [[trollface.exe]] and mimic his exact words. Follow up with a strong blow to any exposed area in his neck/face region.

rolled 90 = 90

>>9220860
Nonlethally, if possible. Poor schmuck.

Grab him by the throat and lift him up.

Tell him that you are a demon sent to punish them for their betrayal of peaceful envoys. You will spare him if he tells you where the captives are being kept (presuming they are still alive). Regardless of his response, terminate. Then open the gate for the others.

Take both men's jaws

>>9220860
Oh damn, this is going to be messy.

rolled 56 = 56

>>9220860
>>9220887
Haha, I just rolled 2 90s in a row. Fuck yes.

>90
>No need to answer him. Make sure he won't say anything more.

Guard has been terminated. Gate is now open. A cry of "COMMANDOOOO!" brings the cavalry charging into the settlement proper. Screams and shouts are issuing from Mac Bair's estimated location.

Action?

>>9220944
Issue shrieking cry of machine feedback mixed overlapping the terrified screams of guards and the cry of an enraged animal.

Psyops, go!

After that, we search for the hostages.

>>9220944
Raise weapon, charge into compound and amplify voice, projecting a thunderous battlecry of SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNEEEEHHHHHHHT.

Request details on what is currently being picked up on optics and audio, relating to the inner compound.

>>9220984
Seconding.

>>9220984
negative! You'll scare the horses now!

It's rescue time Beat the next enemy we see down and make him tell us where the captives are

>>9221048
Damn, good point. Changing my vote to this.

>Issue shrieking cry of machine feedback mixed overlapping the terrified screams of guards and the cry of an enraged animal.
>Raise weapon, charge into compound and amplify voice, projecting a thunderous battlecry of SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNEEEEHHHHHHHT.
Confirmed.

>Request details on what is currently being picked up on optics and audio, relating to the inner compound.
Enemy humans are mixed between attempting to repulse attack and to flee from attackers. Mac Bair, now in visual confirmation, is engaging a group of four armed opponents with a large claymore and winning.

>After that, we search for the hostages.
Several buildings hold people inside. Likeliest location is Great Hall.

>>Mac Bair, now in visual confirmation, is engaging a group of four armed opponents with a large claymore and winning

God-DAMN.

Alright, we head for the great hall. Before we enter, let loose another bestial-machine cry. Then hack the door apart.

>>9221105
Query: How many enemy combatants do we detect in all?

>negative! You'll scare the horses now!
Subprocessor may be precognitive. The allied riders manage to maintain control over their their mounts, but a dozen horses follow a stallion out of the broken side of a barn, and they flee out the gate.

>It's rescue time Beat the next enemy we see down and make him tell us where the captives are
An enemy is easily found. Roll 1d100.

>>9221130
NEGATIVE! NO MORE SHREIKING!

rolled 91 = 91

>>9221148
Hyup.

rolled 85 = 85

>>9221148
Let's lay down some pain!

>>9221201
>>9221201
Fuck yeah! I love this quest!

>Alright, we head for the great hall. Then hack the door apart.
Confirmed.

>Query: How many enemy combatants do we detect in all?
Estimated combatants: Twenty-four (24)
>91
Now twenty-three (23).
>85
Now twenty-two (22) combatants, one (1) captive.

Action?

>>9221255
Remove jaw of the latter enemy. Bask in the horror of the first. Then, confirm that the hostage's location is indeed correct.

>>9221255
Interrogate captive for whereabouts of Lidicea.

Terminate after captive has fulfilled purpose.

>>9221255
How are our allies faring?

>>9221316
Ask for the location of the captives, who's guarding them, how many are guarding them, what they are armed with, and whether or not he likes having a jaw.

>Remove jaw of the latter enemy. Bask in the horror of the first. Then, confirm that the hostage's location is indeed correct.
"They're inside! Inside! All-Seeing All-Father..."

>Interrogate captive for whereabouts of Lidicea. Terminate after captive has fulfilled purpose.
"The young Master has her! She's not with the rest!"

>How are our allies faring?
Enemy resistance is disorganized, while allied human cries of "Commando!" both confusing enemies and keeping human attackers from accidentally striking an ally. Attackers are all armed, armored as able, and motivated; enemies are generally unarmored. Despite superior enemy numbers, only one (1) lesser nobleman and three (3) men-at-arms are dead.

>Ask for the location of the captives, who's guarding them, how many are guarding them, what they are armed with, and whether or not he likes having a jaw.

"They're in the hall, right here! Four guards, maybe the chief too--they like swords! I like having my jaw! Please don't take it, oh please..."

>>9221432
Use him as a battering ram to open the doors of the hall in question.

>>9221432
"I can instead take your nipples. Choose wisely."

>>9221454
>>9221459

Now it's Sadistquest?

>>9221459
Hilarious, but not particularly useful.

>>9221402
Where is the young master?

>>9221454
>>9221454
Seconding using him as a battering ram to open the door. Except use his corpse as a battering ram, because we've already decapitated him. Toss in the head after we've knocked the doors open.

Then step inside and clear your throat.

>>9221482
What's so sadistic about mine >>9221454 ?

Have to open the doors anyway. Might as well do it in a way that intimidate our enemies.

>SKELE-RAM!

He sees what is about to happen as the backswing begins. "No, it pulls out! It-"

Indeed, it does pull out.

>>9221551
So he's dead?

>>9221551
Scan the room, if Lideca is not in sight, throw his corpse in.

>So he's dead?
Affirmative.

>Scan the room, if Lideca is not in sight, throw his corpse in.

Eight (8) men-at-arms are bound around a central pillar. Lideca not present. Jinxman Olear not present. Corpse thrown in.

>>9221551

>>EXPRESSION-HUMOR:
Okay, that's goddamned hysterical.

Have we tossed him through the door? If so, step inside, clear throat, let out bestial cry. And ask them to either drop their swords, or have their leader come up to fight us. We then quickly and messily kill said leader as it steps up but before it draws its weapon. Then we should ask the second in command to step up. If my evaluation of human morale is correct, this should lead to surrender or fleeing amongst already terrified nobles.

I just realized something: that last psyops scream we emitted has saved or allies from having to face enemy cavalry cause we scared their horses away. Maybe we should try and gather a few of them up after the battle is over. Spoils of war an all that.

>>9221639
Those would be our captured men-at-arms huh? Oops. Subprocessor apologizes.

I suppose we should free them, unless they tell us that Lideca or the Jynxman is in urgent danger or something.

>>9221680
We need them to get weapons and join the battle outside if they are able. We're still rather outnumbered after all.

Also we should be wary of an ambush.

>I just realized something: that last psyops scream we emitted has saved or allies from having to face enemy cavalry cause we scared their horses away.
Correct.

>Have we tossed him through the door? If so, step inside, clear throat, let out bestial cry. And ask them to either drop their swords, or have their leader come up to fight us. We then quickly and messily kill said leader as it steps up but before it draws its weapon. Then we should ask the second in command to step up. If my evaluation of human morale is correct, this should lead to surrender or fleeing amongst already terrified nobles.
>Those would be our captured men-at-arms huh? Oops. Subprocessor apologizes.
>I suppose we should free them, unless they tell us that Lideca or the Jynxman is in urgent danger or something.
Before action is taken, voices are heard from room attached to main chamber of Great Hall: "They're through the door! Quick, stop them before they get inside!" Four (4) guards step out with swords, and an armored man with a mace, chewing an unidentified substance, follows behind.

>>9221759
Bestial cry, toss the body at all of them, kill the one chewing the drug first if he goes prone, finish off the rest afterwards!

>>9221759
Armored man with mace possibly using previously mentioned warplant.

Show them our belt of jawbones, emit battlecry and hopefully take out the four guards quickly.

>>9221759
If we still have bow, attempt to terminate target chewing unidentified substance.

Requesting clarification on status of captive men-at-arms, do they appear unharmed? Is the path to them blocked by the new arrivals?

rolled 10 = 10

>>9221799

>Bestial cry, toss the body at all of them, kill the one chewing the drug first if he goes prone, finish off the rest afterwards!
>Show them our belt of jawbones

"Just one of them, chief."
"Holy shit, are those--are those fucking JAWBONES?"
"You lot keep any more from coming in, this won't take me but a moment."

The four (4) swordsmen are surprised by the straight bestial roar, but then the chieftan responds with one of his own almost as loud, and bats the thrown body out of the way.

Action, and roll 1d100.

>Requesting clarification on status of captive men-at-arms, do they appear unharmed? Is the path to them blocked by the new arrivals?

Cursory examination shows no injuries. The four (4) swordsmen are moving between self and men-at-arms.

rolled 49 = 49

>>9221759
"You have brought the wrath of SKYNET upon yourselves!"

rolled 4 = 4

>>9221864
Pounce and cleave at the plant user, screaming the entire way down

rolled 81 = 81

>>9221864
TOSS HANDFULS OF DIRT IN THEIR EYES AND STRIKE WITH AXES

USE THEM AS HUMAN SHIELDS AGAINST EACH OTHER

>>9221882
Could of been worse.

rolled 30 = 30

>>9221864
Wait for attack, parry, trip and incapacitate with blow to the back of the head.

(I just wanted to say CPU, I LOVE this quest and you are awesome)

Initiate subroutine: RIP AND TEAR!

>>9221882
What? He asked for an action. All you did was spout a cheesy line. So I guess we don't succeed at saying it?

rolled 85 = 85

>>9221899
Yeah no kidding >>9221885

>49
>"You have brought the wrath of SKYNET upon yourselves!"
The armored man moves faster than expected human parameters. His block is delivered with more force than his body size should allow. He is neither fazed nor even set back by the strike.

>TOSS HANDFULS OF DIRT IN THEIR EYES AND STRIKE WITH AXES
The Great Hall floor is made of rough wood.

>>9221882
Ah, shit that's just a late post!

We've got to stop acting like a berserker, we're not. We have unlimited endurance and superhuman strength. My advice is to fight smart and wait for the humans to tire or make a mistake and then strike. Psy Ops is a good idea but it isnt going to send these men running when they are in a group with their leader.

Allow the others to block off the entrance and then kill the drug using one. Dont try and match his savagry just wear him down. Without him the others will be much more suceptible to our intimidation tactics and we can take them out.

If it matters, the head chief requested we leave the enemy chief alive for him.

>>9221959
>The Great Hall floor is made of rough wood.

I fail to see how this is a problem.
RIP UP HANDFULLS OF WOOD! THROW SPLINTERS IN THEIR FACES!

Action, and roll 1d100.

>What? He asked for an action. All you did was spout a cheesy line. So I guess we don't succeed at saying it?
Subprocessor is correct, and this will be taken into consideration in the future.

>>9221975
Yeah no kidding. Subprocessor Morale can fuck off.

>>9221932
We half succeeded at saying something, so I guess it came out kinda slurred.

rolled 61 = 61

>>9221994
Go for the guard who was chewing on the weed. cleave his face in two!

>>9222002
He's had good ideas in the citybuilding parts though.

rolled 95 = 95

>>9221994
THAT PRIMAL SCREAM/MACHINE NOISE/STATIC YELL, AS LOUD AS WE CAN, DIRECTED RIGHT AT THEM, WITH OUR MOUTH OPEN AS WIDE AS POSSIBLE

rolled 9 = 9

>>9221994
Defensive stance. Let him attack and parry in response. Once he's off balance, incapacitate with a strike to the base of the skull.

>>9221975
This is a good plan.

The drug user is wielding a sword, correct? Would it be possible to sunder his blade with our axe?

rolled 27 = 27

Stab him in the eye.

>>9222029
Defensive. Let him wear himself out. On a good opportunity, take out one of his mooks.

>61
>Go for the guard who was chewing on the weed. cleave his face in two!

He is forced back, but moves fast enough to avoid harm. His speed and reflexes exceed human norms. Analyzing effects of "plant", matching to logged human drugs.

>>9222019
Clearly his skills are related to domestic issues. There's a time and a place for those skills.

How long has this thread been in autosage? Can someone rearchive it before it falls off page 15?

rolled 98 = 98

Monitor floor structure. Look for opportunity to use boards as lever for unexpected assault vector. Apply force via hard stomp on floor.

>>9222061
>>9222029
>>9222022
For as long as this drug is in effect I doubt we will be able to ware him out or scare him. Drug's effects bares resemblance to Meth.

>>9222082
Don't worry, it's only on page 3 right now.

>>9222082
Only just, so it won't happen for a while. We can rearchive when the session's finished.

>>9222111
OH MY GOD YES

>>9222111
With a roll of 98, this becomes fucking brilliant.

rolled 78 = 78

CPU, requesting a new thread to avoid auto-sage.
Also, rolling for the suggestion of >>9222111, if viable

>>9222111
This is our action? We're going to stare at the floor? "Excuse me, Sir, I'm just admiring the fine construction methods you've employed in the creation of this hall of yours."

Granted, we're staring at the floor like a PRO. But even so...

+++ Booting up +++
+++ Sub-processor 898 online +++

So good to see this up and running

>>9222065
Query: have the other guards moved into flanking positions or is this fight being treated as a duel?

>98
>Monitor floor structure. Look for opportunity to use boards as lever for unexpected assault vector. Apply force via hard stomp on floor.
Unorthodox tactics confirmed. Force transference via floorboard proves enough to distract opponent for opening with axe. Enemy left arm severed at elbow. Enemy shows no pain.

Partial analysis complete. Possible matches:
phenylcyclohexylpiperidine, arylcyclohexylamine.

Action, roll 1d100.

>>9222174
No, we monitor for an opening. Then we stomped on it, and did something beautiful involving the floorboards and the attacker. I wait to see what's happened.

rolled 49 = 49

>>9222198
CHOP HIM IN HALF

>>9222198
QUICK, SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME ROLL, SKYNET IS DISPLEASED WITH ME TODAY FOR SOME REASON!

>>9222220
Because you suck.

rolled 59 = 59

>>9222198
Fight defensively; in spite of his drugs, our enemy will soon severely weaken from blood loss. Occupy him while avoiding injuries and preparing to seize our moment.

Sword, apply directly to forehead.

Oh god, please don't fuck up.

>>9222215
Well that's not going to be very effective. Especially if he didn't lose his sword arm.

>Query: have the other guards moved into flanking positions or is this fight being treated as a duel?

Four (4) swordsmen are positioned at door to repel further intruders. Potential for opportunistic strike by swordsmen: 29%.

>>9222198
That wasn't his sword, arm, was it?
>>9222215
FFFUUUU

rolled 69 = 69

>>9222235
Fuck.

>>9222232
Man, what the -hell- is your problem?

rolled 17 = 17

>>9222198
wait for him to make a rush, then parry and riposte. remove his other arm to add humiliation, remove threat of harm, and demoralize remaining guards all at once

>>9222241
Estimated chances of use freeing the bound men at arms during battle and them taking the 4 guards at the door by surprise?

>>9222248
Your suckiness

>49
>CHOP HIM IN HALF

Attack is parried. Self and enemy are squared off.

Auditory detection points at enemy rallying outside Great Hall.

>Estimated chances of use freeing the bound men at arms during battle and them taking the 4 guards at the door by surprise?

Estimated chance: 4%

rolled 42 = 42

>>9222281
Plant a firm kick to knock him down, then chop off his head

>>9222281
How quickly is he losing blood? Most drugs which enhance physical performance also boost bloodflow, which makes it likely that a severed limb would rapidly desanguinate the body.

rolled 75 = 75

>>9222281
re-rolling for my previous suggestion of waiting for an attack to parry, then removal of other arm, as per >>9222258

rolled 31 = 31

DEEEECCCCAAAAPPIIIITTTAAATTTIOOOOOOOOOOOOON

rolled 77 = 77

Momentarily disengage from Chieftain and engage four guards if possible. At his current state, it's doubtful he'll be too much of a threat and the idea is to take him alive after all.

>42
>Plant a firm kick to knock him down, then chop off his head

Leg struck mid-kick, unit balance unable to be regained.

Action while prone, roll 1d100.

>How quickly is he losing blood? Most drugs which enhance physical performance also boost bloodflow, which makes it likely that a severed limb would rapidly desanguinate the body.

Blood loss appears to be no faster than nondrugged human, potentially slower.

rolled 55 = 55

>>9222337
Intercept target's next attack. If possible, disarm him, otherwise roll to the side and get back to our feet.

rolled 22 = 22

>>9222337
kapoiera up in this bitch! attempt to trip attacker

>>9222368
Thank you for being faster.

>55
>Intercept target's next attack. If possible, disarm him, otherwise roll to the side and get back to our feet.

Standing position regained, disarm attempt failed, no damage received.

Estimated activity outside Great Hall based on auditory signals: Mac Bair is assaulting enemy rally point alone.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9222337
Roll to safe distance using vastly superior speed. Right self.

>>9222418
GODDAMIT

rolled 22 = 22

>>9222418
attempt to re-orient self in defensive stance. wait for attack to parry, then proceed to counter-attack with either further limb removal or, if possible, decapitation

rolled 44 = 44

Back off and stab him in the heart.

rolled 62 = 62

>>9222443
for the love of skynet, i cant even roll good today...

>>9222443
Think we're about to be forced back.

>>9222420
Just to clarify, this one doesn't count because he was rolling for an earlier post. Right? RIGHT?

We could always just bust out of this room. Through a wall, in dramatic style. This fight is becoming dangerous and tiresome.

We may want to consider stunning attacker and trying to assault rally point from the rear, we could use Mac Blair's help with this guy and we don't want him to die against those soldiers.

Swing at the side which lost an arm taking advantage of his wound. He wont be able to doge as easily as his body will be lighter on one side and he wont be used to it. If he parries then step in close and punch him in the trachea. Just make sure that it is a decisive wound.

>>9222524

Log continues here.

rolled 94 = 94

>>9222418
>Estimated activity outside Great Hall based on auditory signals: Mac Bair is assaulting enemy rally point alone.
Break off current attack. Assault rally point from the rear. Given current bloodloss of attacker, he can't last much longer...can he?