What?

Not the romantic comedy idea guy but here is what I got:


I was once set up on a date with a Kreig chick on one of those dating websites. It was pretty weird to say the least. She showed up to my house at exactly seven in full combat gear, lasgun and gasmask included. We went to dinner and she didn't even take her mask off, she just sat their at attention staring at me. I tried to talk to her but she would just nod at everything I say. Eventually our food came and she still didn't take off her mask but when I turned to look away for a second her food disappeared. We went to a movie after that, she just sat there mask and all. However, I went to go the bathroom halfway through and she followed me out and stood guard outside the men's room, I think I heard her hitting someone who tried to come in but I am not sure. After the movie I decide to go home and on the car ride back tried to talk to her again and all she would do is nod. Before I went back inside my house we saluted each other, which frankly I have never done on a date in my life.

It gets even more strange. The next day after work I came home and found her standing in my living room. We saluted again. Apparently she had decided to move in as she had a backpack and duffel bag with her. She sleeps in my bed but she just lies there ridged with her lasgun at her side, I am never sure she is asleep anyways. She always gives me rations to take with me to work and has rations ready for me at exactly six oclock every evening. Of course, I also am pretty sure that she was the one who dug the trench around my house while I was at work this week.

I am not sure if I have a live in girlfriend or a live in soldier. Maybe both.

I don't know what you're talking about, but maybe you could post more Death Korps-chan.

>>9165632

I decided to take Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 with me to the beach for a short trip. I thought it would be nice and maybe the change in scenery would get her to lighten up. I told her about the trip a week ahead of time to give her a chance to get ready and she woke up promptly at five in the morning on Saturday, without the aid of an alarm, and waited in the car for me to get ready.

I had told her that we were going to the beach but I wasn't sure at first that she understood what that was as she was dressed in the same neatly pressed greatcoat she always wore (does she clean it when I an not around?). Our car ride was uneventful, I would talk, she would curtly nod. I think she also kept turning off the radio and adjusting the air conditioner when I wasn't looking, that or I am having electrical problems with the car. When we got to beach I shocked to find out that she did understand exactly where we were going. As soon as she got out of the car she removed her greatcoat revealing...........warm weather fatigues.

She had her sleeves rolled up to exactly a centimeter above her elbows, revealing her hands and arms for the first time. Her shirt was pleasantly form fitting and unfortunately buttoned up all the way and her pants were equally as form fitting as her shirt and disappointingly long and tucked into her boots.

It wasn't perfect but it is the most casual that I had ever seen her. We went for a nice walk along the beach, in total silence, she with her lasgun slung over her shoulder ready to bring to bare at the first sign of trouble. She always walked in step with me on my right hand side except for a brief stretch when we passed a group of women playing volleyball, she then switched to my left depriving me of a pleasant view.

>>9165646

I had hoped to go fishing at a small pier but I didn't have a fishing license and she kept point to a sign that said "no fishing without a license" and kept blocking my way. It is the most forceful she has ever been with me.

After that I waded around in the ocean for a bit, she stood on the beach watching. All and all it wasn't a bad day......... that is until we came across a group of kids building a sandcastle.

I don't even know where she got the shovel but she was on them with it in a flash. Quickly she began to build ditches, bunkers, and ramparts around it. She was forcing the kids to help her directing them with dramatic and threatening gestures and shoving them from place to place, ignoring the cries from the younger ones. Eventually some of the parents saw her and came at her yelling. Big mistake, she quickly leveled her lasgun and opened fire. Fortunately she didn't hit anyone before I got there to stop her, I think they were warning shots though I am still certain that those families are traumatized for life.

All things considered, it wasn't that bad of a day and could have been worse.

>>9165632

Romantic comedy / road trip idea guy here, not forgotten about it but buried with real world work to do. If there is interest I can have a go when I get time, if you want.

I also wrote the "break up" piece, so it's kind of my fault.

>>9165634
>>9165612

Thread last night, http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9145419/

>>9165657

You do that.

>>9165657

>>9165612
I don't get it

Krieger Girlfriend is now my fetish.

>>9165907

Seconding this.

It's like Married with Children, except with a Krieger.

Also there's no way of knowing if he's actually married because he never remembers having gone through any such processes as a wedding or such. He just assumed that when she moved in and turned his home into a trench fortress that counted for something.

Also something he is unaware of, is why every month or so another Krieger or so seems to be amidst the 'ranks'. After a 6 months of living together the number is up to six, including his 'wife'.

He can only assume they are his children given the family photos (none of which he remembers being in) he finds around the house. As well, the beginnings of what looks like a family tree he found the other day, with him and his 'wife' (her name is Helga apparently, again, something new he only just learned), with lines between them tracing to different Kriegers about the house, Karl, Henri, Olga, Dieter, etc... Which again, in and of itself is strange as he can't remember ever having seen his 'wife' out of her uniform and mask, let alone doing anything such as consummating their marriage so offspring seems a stretch. When questioning about he is only met with unintelligible garbles and nodding heads.

And so you've got the makings of a functioning happy Krieger family. Well, maybe not so happy.

I lost my Krieger girlfriend. I... we had a fight. Well, I had a fight. I was fed up with falling into earthworks, and the neighbours were getting pissy. She just stood there and took it, then gathered her things with just a single backward glance.

I've seen her about town with another Krieger. Maybe it's a new boyfriend? I don't know. They were buying barbed wire and shovels. Just like we used to.

I... I miss her so much. I miss the rasping sound of her breathing. I miss her watching over me in the night. I miss saluting her every morning when I left for work, and debriefing her about my day when I came home. I miss the creak of leather and the smell of damp earth. I miss her so much.

>>9165907

Sooo... rule 34 on the incredibly creepy and probably totally silent sex that this relationship would probably have? It's strangely alluring.

>>9166079

Or he's not even aware that they had/are having sex.

If anything's clear by now, it's that Krieg-chan is adept at acting out of observation/covert methods.

Or something like that.

>>9166137

...Stealth Marines recruit from Active Kreiger Regiments?

>>9166155

Who knows?

It's not like it's impossible.

bump

Krieg girlfriend.. MAI NEW WAIFU!

Despite what you might think I like having Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 around. I enjoy my time with her. However, there are a few problems here or there like in any relationship.

After a while of living together I got it into my head that she really didn't need to have her gasmask on all the time. I was perfectly comfortable in letting her have it on when we were outside but her wearing it in the house was starting to bother me. The first time I tried to take it off was early in the relationship. She was standing at attention in the living room and I just went up and tried to take it off. I found myself on the floor in pain. I didn't see what hit me but guessing from the bruise, she smacked me with the butt of her lasgun. I guess she was just too fast for me to notice or I was too intent on the mask to see.

The second time I tried was when I thought she was sleeping. Long story short and with similar results as the first time, it didn't work.

The third time I tried giving her a direct order to take it off. I was shocked when she didn't comply. This made me question the nature of our relationship. Were we really boyfriend and girlfriend first and formost? Was a Krieg just simply programed to not follow such an order? Was I a bad CO that she was there to aid and guide, a drill sergeant maybe? Or, dare I wonder, was she simply being insubordinate? Perhaps a combination of one or all.

>>9168187

I later, after much thought, attempted for the fourth time to get her take off the mask. If direct action, subterfuge, and orders wouldn't work I would try tactics. "Krieger Female Model 68b #6345" I told her, "It doesn't make tactical sense for you to have your mask on inside. The lower lighting and number of doorways and corners makes the issue of reduced visibility a concern. Additionally, as this is our HQ the importance of protecting against infiltration is very important and the most sound way of accomplishing this is through facial recognition.'

I thought for a moment this wouldn't work but she eventually relented and took off her mask to reveal a beautiful face with piercing blue eyes..... and a blank expression.

I don't know what came over me but I walked right over to her and gave her a kiss, full well expecting the butt of her lasgun in my stomach. To my surprise she adjusted her lips to meet mine, though she remained at attention and still had that same blank expression on the rest of her face.

I suppose you need to work through things in any relationship.

One last thing, as I was walking away to go upstairs I could have sworn I heard her say, "Sir." Though that was probably my imagination.

>>9168212

rolled 90 = 90

>>9168212
YESS YESS

>>9168551

>>9168212

>>9168212

I clame

>>9168772

>>9168212 she eventually relented and took off her mask to reveal a beautiful face with piercing blue eyes..... and a blank expression.

I was actually thinking about getting into 40k, and starting out with a set of Krieg IG troops. Then I realized that the tanks are £100 a pop. ;~;

>>9168968

make some moulds and mass produce 'em mah boi

>>9168968
wut?. i cant think of any non-FW tank that is £100 a pop.

Taking Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 to meet my mom was a bit stressful. First off I am not sure that she even really understands what a "mom" is and secondly explaining her to my mom was going to be difficult. I have tried to explain to her over the phone but I don't think my explanation could fully convey the situation.

When the day came I found Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 dressed in what I assume is formal dress. She had on a pleasantly tight button up black shirt with emblems on the collar and a few medals and ribbons on the right breast, matching black slacks, so shinny they reflected boots, and a open greatcoat made of thinner material than her combat issued one. Of course, she had put on her mask since we were going out.

She had to drive too. I had hurt my ankle the day before, I tripped over some barbed wire that was for some reason surrounding the mailbox. Driving with her is something else. She obeys every traffic law to the letter but somehow is able to accelerate faster than I thought the car could up to the speed limit and she takes corners at full speed unless posted otherwise.

We eventually got to my moms and I was absolutely shocked when she took off her mask. She noticed my shock and pointed at her expressionless face and nodded at me. Facial recognition. I guess she thought my mom must be my CO or something.

Things did not go well at first. She saluted my mom when they met, stood at attention the entire time, and didn't talk. I would have to say, this is the most awkward time I have ever spent around my mother but at least it was uneventful.

>>9169040
But they're so intricate! I don't think I could properly copy such a... work of art, I guess?

>>9169204

Until, that is, my mom brought up the subject of digging out back in her garden. Upon hearing that I quickly looked around but Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was already gone. I had visions of trenches and fortifications all throughout my mothers garden. However, when I rushed outside there she was standing at attention with a spade in hand. I guess that fortifications at such a important location required direct supervision from the person in command. After explaining to my mom that she wanted to help and that it would be ok she was put to work. She planted everything in that garden and did all the edging in under half an hour, It took me close to eight full hours to do it when I had previously help my mother a few years ago.

This pleased my mom greatly but not enough to end her concerns about my relationship with a cloned and heavily indoctrinated female solider. All and all it could have been worse though. Interestingly enough, Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 wasn't exactly sure what to make of our visit, on the way back to the car she gave me, changing her expression for the first time, to a slightly concerned look. I suppose she thought that the garden wasn't properly fortified. I told her that she did great and gave her a quick kiss. She shot me back a quick half smile before returning her expression back to its usual blankness.

please tell me you are still gonna update...

>>9169222
i dawwwwwwd my self to death

>>9169252

Were you asking for Krieg girlfriend stories or Krieg girlfriend romantic comedy/ road trip?

either! mostly the stories though

I.G. harem anime.

Fund it.

>>9169428
i'mokaywiththis.jpg

HERESY

>>9169428 I.G. harem anime.

>>9169428
Who would be Tsun?
Kriger seems to be kuudere.

>>9169342

Road trip guy here, different to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 boyfriend. Didn't really expect such a good response! I'll attempt some writing when I get time. Might not be tonight though.

>>9169654

Karskin-chan

keep up the good work, both of you

>>9169405

Very well.

Jealously is an ugly thing but some say it is a ugly necessity in a relationship. This said, I was still a bit blindside by Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's first jealous reaction. I personally would like to think that I am a trusting man and I had no reason to doubt Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's commitment to me and assumed she had nothing to be jealous of with me.

One fine afternoon we were at a local establishment, having a few drinks, watching a few games, and generally relaxing. Well I was at least, she was watching the entrances and conducting patrols of the area. Though I think she did have a few drinks, I never saw her actually drink, but I would order her a beer and eventually after a while it would be gone. This may or may not have anything to do with the story.

While she was on patrol I got to talking to the bartender. She was in her mid twenties, had dyed black hair, nice face, and a nice curved body. I had been coming to this bar for a while so I knew her a bit. Truthfully, I had a thing for her and had wanted to ask her out but I was never really the type of guy who could just go up and do that sort of thing. As we are talking she gets closer and closer to me and puts a hand on one of my shoulders and whispers in my ear. "Why don't you ditch the weirdo and we go do something after my shift?" She kissed the side of my cheek as she drew away. Needless to say I was stunned.

>>9169874

So stunned that I didn't see how Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 ended up behind the bar and behind the bartender. She tapped the bartender on the shoulder and pointed towards the back door.

The bartender then told her to fuck off and called her a freak and said that I was better off without her. She then put her hand forcefully on Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's shoulder and that was her biggest mistake. With a lightening flash Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 dropped the bartender with the butt of her lasgun and proceeded to initiate a beat down.

I had to jump the bar, grab Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, drag her out of there, and throw down a bunch of cash on the bar to cover the drinks. Won't be able to go back there either, which is too bad because it is a nice place.

In the car Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 gave me a long look with her expressionless face and I could see tears forming in her eyes. I told her I loved her and that she didn't need to worry. We kissed and on the rest of the ride home she rested her head on my shoulder. Though she was still cradling her lasgun, her hands ready to bring it to bear and open fire at the first sign of trouble.

>>9169658

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 guy here. I am interest to see how that plays out, it sounds like it should be fun.

>>9169890
I AM D'AAWWING AS NEVER I HAVE D'AWW'D BEFORE.

I TOO WISH FOR AN UNFEELING VAT-GROWN GASMASKED WAIFU.

>>9169890

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww >>9169890

>>9165632

you should take her to a zoo or a theme park

>>9169970

It's funny how these threads make you discover longings you never knew you had, isn't it?

>>9170085

alright, I will try the zoo.

this will not end well... excellent. >>9170137

I would love my krieg girlfriend so much.

this is a heart warming tale being written here

rolled 55 = 55

>>9169970
Oh for fucks sakes.


Guess this is how a feels to their waifu's.

Now I can feel the crushing grip of reality that they'll never exist. ;-;

this deserves to be archived

>>9170399

>Guess this is how a feels to their waifu's.

U mad cuz' we're stylin' on you.

archive this shit to sup/tg/!

>>9170137

I have not been a zoo in many years. I had years ago reached the age age where If I was wasn't there with a woman at my arm or kids in tow I looked like a creepy weirdo. I had always enjoyed the zoo though and now that I was with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 I decide it would be a perfect place for a trip.

She was sporting her usually combat gear, I had told her to wear "whatever" though truthfully I was hoping she would have chosen her warm weather fatigues. She marched dutifully in step with me at my side and I was even able to convince her to take her mask off by telling her that since the place was overrun with small children underfoot and that the chance of a gas attack was low that visibility would be more important. We had a great time, I showed her all the different animals and talked about the ones that I loved to watch when I came to this very zoo as a boy and she looked on silently with a blank expression. We even went to the petting zoo and I was able to get her to feed some of the animals. I thought there was going to be a incident after a goat tried to eat part of her coat but instead of shooting it she just got into a staring match with it. After about ten minutes I decided that enough was enough and was able to get her to move one, though she did give that goat a long look as we walked away.

>>9170517


Everything was great and I was enjoying this time with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. However, we did end up having an incident that cut our day short. I must confess that ever since I was a little boy I have been afraid of snakes, terrified really, and whenever I went to the zoo I would go into the reptile house to try and face my fears. I made the mistake of telling Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 this. I should have known something was up when she put her mask on the second we entered. She then took out her lasgun and started opening fire on the snake enclosures, blasting the slithering bastards apart with deadly aim. This was all well and good, but this was also a public place with small children everywhere and needless to say people started to panic. Things got even worse when she tossed a grenade into the enclosure where they kept some of the larger constrictors.

The mass panic did help us get out of there without being detained and I don't think the eyewitnesses can tell one masked Krieger woman from another. Still I think I will wait a while to go back to the zoo. I really should have been more upset than I was but given the fact that she did it for me and that I really hate snakes I just couldn't be mad.

>>9170529
>tell your girlfriend that you hate snakes and she kills every snake within a 5 mile radius
if thats not love I dont know what is.

d'aaaw

>>9170529

She is adorable! I hnnnnng'd

>this thread

>me included :<

Go to the movies with her!

>>9170529

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SHOW HER THE CHIMPS/GORILLAS.


she might overhear a tour guide saying "So you see folks, chimpanzees may not be human, but they are almost just like us in terms of intelligence and empathy. Yep, smart and self-aware like a human without being human!"


.......I doubt even you could stop her then.
also, I'll go ahead and archive it, how should i describe it? a continuation of the last one with further talks about a possible road trip story?

rolled 41 = 41

>>9170651
His already been to the movies with her.

take her to Games Workshop! see what they think of the "cosplay"

since Kriegers are space german/french, would she consider Jews or people who have bad tastes in wine heretics?


srsly tho this is pure win

>>9170682

oh. Dance with her?

>>9170708

>krieg

>jews in relation to heresy

every single time they're mentioned. GODDAMNIT

>>9170729
THIS. Oh god, this.

>>9170529

This is awesome and you should feel awesome.

They need to attend a friend's wedding.

Bouquet catching may be involved.

Sleep with her

>>9170774

She thinks it's a grenade and dives on it!

>>9170708 would she consider Jews or people who have bad tastes in wine heretics?

>>9170651
>>9170690
>>9170729

A relationship isn't about just doing what one person wants to do. Next we will be doing something she likes.

>>9170817

Dawn patrols? Raiding enemy trenches for intel?

>>9170817
dig more trenches?
call in artillery strikes on the mailman?

she'd go dig trenches and shoot people...

>>9170817
Decades of grueling trench warfare?

>>9170817

What, like a note saying " Requesting visitation of 1:Nightclub, with possibility of more, for "fun and relief". Prority: Very High"?

>>9170817
Bayonet charge against the enemy line?

this archived yet?

rolled 10 = 10

>>9170794
Oh god if she did that......

Pic related if she did.

>>9170917
Don't worry. The posts are automatically archived on Easymodo.

And unlike the /a/ section of said archive, the search engine isn't broken.

>>9170871
>>9170860
>>9170858
>>9170847
>>9170840
not a single one of you mentioned "venerating the emperor"

>>9170917

yes it is,

Maybe she wants to go to a concert... what? Am I supposed to say something like "Oh, she's from Krieg, she has no other interests than killing and fighting."? Sorry, I don't stereotype.

>>9170969

Yeah pretty much.Kriegers are vat grown for the purpose of trench warfare in the name of the glorious Emperor.

>>9170959
Yeah, since she doesn't talk, try and guess what she likes. Maybe watch some WWI documentaries? Go to a church after explaining that Jesus is the Emperor before he released peace is for pussies?

>>9171037
>Go to a church after explaining that Jesus is the Emperor before he released peace is for pussies?
that would be pretty cool.
oh the shenanigans she would get into.

ohhh have her take him shopping for new combat boots or something.

Maybe she turns her digging skills to use in a community project?

>>9171037

>>Go to a church after explaining that Jesus is the Emperor before he released peace is for pussies?

Achieve the unity of mankind through Christianity, so that humanity is all together for administering righteous destruction to xenos? There're no aliens in the Bible.

Perhaps she wants to go on a hiking expedition? Valuable physical training, and camping also practises backwoods skills too.

why the FUCK is there not already a DKOK page on sup/tg/? then where do we add the info on Krieger Female Model 68b #6345-chan?

>this thread

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 should get her own 1d4chan article

Just happens to leave fliers for a local festival around the house......the festival just happens to specialize in Hit The Target games......leaves a newly bought rifle that just happens to be customized for the guy's grip, height, and build.......plush space marine prize just happens be awarded for a team game (sharpshooting for two)....

>>9170817

A relationship can't be one sided. I have come to realize that we having for the most part been doing things that I want to do. So one weekend I decided that we were going to spend some time doing something that she enjoyed. I told her to grab her spade and get in the car and we drove out to the park.

The drive was uneventful and I think she has gotten better about messing with the AC, though she still must be changing the radio when I am not looking. When we got to the park I decided to take one of the trails that would take us further away from the more commonly used areas. I took a brisk hiking pace and I could tell that she was enjoying herself, spade in hand and lasgun at the ready. Eventually we got to a clearing several miles from the parking area and I revealed to her what we were doing.

"Today, Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, we are going to build a trench and breastwork and you are going to be in charge!"

>>9171224
o.O
Ohgodno, I hope you brought painkillers.

>>9171224

As soon as I said this this she forceful shoved me around until I was apparently in the right spot and pointed at the ground. After I started digging so did she. I never realized that digging a trench was so much goddamn work and I cursed the clay heavy soil where I live. We kept digging for hours and every few minutes she would stop what she was doing and come over to me and indicate with forceful hand gestures and shoving that I was not working at an ideal speed. The hours passed and mid morning became late afternoon. I was dripping with sweat and had dug, being charitable to myself, about a tenth of the trench she had and to be honest my breastworks were piles of dirt with sticks on them. I tried to take a break a few times but whenever I did she would come over and pull me to my feet.

Eventually, I told her we were done and it was time to go home. I had to tell her several times in fact. I felt bad about cutting short her fun, and the long silent walk back to the car felt more depressing than the walk to the site, though the pain I was feeling in every inch of my body didn't help.

I thought that I had ruined her enjoyment of an activity that she loved and was feeling pretty down. However, when we got in the car she took off her mask, leaned in towards me and gave me a quick kiss. I guess sometimes it really is the thought that counts.

>>9171224

this is either a good idea or a very very bad one

>>9171224

>>9171240

>>9171240
Dammit, I :3

>>9171240

It's nice that she appreciates that he made the effort and recognises what's important to her, even though he obviously can't match her stamina. That sort of understanding shows a healthy relationship.

Can't believe no one has suggested Laser Quest/Tag yet.

Las-guns are like that, right? And most of the places are done up all dark and maze-like, with aliens everywhere.

indeed, it is the thought that counts, also, d'aaaw

>>9171358
for the love of god make sure she has the laser marker and not her rifle

damn and blast, i must leave you now /tg/, keep up the good work guys!

>>9171384

They run about the place having a good time, and later on the news he hears of a massacre at local laser tag venue, 37 dead.

>>9171358
ummm....no, maybe?


see:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/youre-never-too-old-for-laser-tag-vs-sir-if-youre,11573/

Hey writefags?

I like you guys. Keep up the good work.

>>9171358
Paintballing. Everyone is screwed.

This thread has been thouroughly inspected by the commissariat and deemed as commitably free of heresy. You may proceed.

>>9171520
You could show her the Superior modern day replica's by taking her to Airsoft.


I bet you she'd love it.
>>9171561
Really Commissar? Can I have a kreig girlfriend then?

>>9171358
How many people are going to die?

10? 20? 40?

Thought I'd have a go at an event.
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I'd been with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 for about nine or ten months, and I started getting an impression tht things were... different. I mean, the rations were waiting for me when i came home from work every day, but there seemed to be the barest half-inch of slouch when she marched about the garden, and I swear I saw her tapping her foot once when she was standing to attention outside the front door ready to receive the postman.

She was an indoctrinated soldier, after all. She needed action! Truth be told, there wasn't much call for war where we were, so I could understand where she was coming from. I had a look through the paper, and as luck would have it I saw that the Army was having one of its open days in the area. You know the type - let everyone have a poke inside an APC, dump helmets on top of the kids and let them pretend they're big damn heroes, rope some of the stronger men into a gun-run tournament, that sort of thing.

Wielding this, I approached Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and declared portentously "Soldier, we are embarking on a mission - an intelligence-gathering reconnaisance operation, to determine potential enemy capabilities!"

I don't know exactly what happened next, but things went a bit spinny and when I woke up I was in the public car park area of the local duke's manor, on whose land the open day was being held. Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was standing before me, dressed in full combat gear - and lathered head to toe in mud and leaves for camoflague.

But the eyepieces of her gas mask were positively gleaming!

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(Someone else can finish this, I have to go, sorry)

>>9171520
Paint-ball. A two part story.
First, the first contact. Somewhat disappointing. Marker is weak, opposition uninspiring. Not allowed to pistol-whip.
Second, REVENGE. Custom marker. Regional champions. ALL. OUT. WAR.
(homemade paint mortars? '87 poweder blue Nissan Stanza with paint sprayers, counts as Devil Dog?)

I have an idea for how to make her really warm up. Play some marching music for her birthday. Specifically German ww1 Marching music. Such as Die Wacht am Rhein for example. Doing so might actually get her to do something other then standing perfectly still.

>>9171665
*BLAM* No. No you can not. The rests all mine.

>>9171358

Now, I'm not stupid enough to suggest that we go play laser tag, but I am stupid enough to suggest that we go play paintball. I had to my credit explained in great detail to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 exactly what paintball was and what the rules were and each time she appeared to be listening as she looked straight at me with her familiar but blank expression.

When we got there I had a hard time making her keep her lasgun in the trunk of the car but she seemed ok when I gave her a paintball gun and i swear she made a squeal of pleasure when I put on the paintball mask.

I have to say paintballing with her was awesome. We were a team with her taking point and me sweeping from side to side and she must have nailed ten people and I got another five. Everything was going well until I foolishly jumped up on a small hill and was shot at point blank range by three guys crouching behind the fold of the land waiting in ambush.

>>9171813

The surprise and pain being shot caused me to fall over.

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, did not take this well. Moving faster than I thought possible she was over the hill and on those guys. She didn't stop at shooting them, she was actively beating them while they were on the ground with her gun and stomping on them with her boots. I got up as quickly as I could and grabbed her trying to get her to stop. When I did she jumped as if startled and I quickly got her out of there.

She was silent during the ride back, no surprise, but she kept her mask on which was now odd. I wasn't sure what happened back there but i think I had made the mistake of saying that when you are shot and go out you "die." When we got home she took her mask off finally and I could see that her eyes were red, even though she had on her blank expression she had been crying. I told her I was sorry for worrying her and I embraced her my arms for a long while.

>>9171813
SHIT'S GOING DOWN NOW

well shit, you guys had already thought of paintball before I posted the story.

>>9171825
I can't possibly d'awwwwww any more than I already have.
But still:
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

KEEP.
POSTING.
MORE.

TO DO SO IS TO COMMIT HERESY AND INVOKE THE WRATH OF THE EMPORER!

>>9171825
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Make one where You accidentally go out with another krieger becuase you cant tell the differance, and your GF Krieger finds you.

>>9171942
OH HELL NO

>>9171942
HERETIC.

>>9171942
NONONONONO. That's not asking for trouble, that's getting on your knees and begging for it.

>>9171942
Who made you commisar again?

How about a story where You go out with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 for a romantic dinner?

>>9171987
And have them play some marching music to really get her in the mood.

>>9165632
>>9165646
>>9168187
>>9169204
>>9169874
>>9170517
>>9171224
>>9171813

This guy here. I have some business to take care of but I will be back in a few hours and post something new if this thread is still kickin'.

is it possible to make a Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 model? Are there female Krieg minis or do they only make female Cadians?


if so...someone better be willing to rip apart some minis and do some intricate greenstuff work, this mini MUST exist.

>>9171942

I can ALWAYS tell which one is mine.

Always.

>>9172024
Okay, we'll wait for your return.

OP if ur still here at least make a handle or tripcode

You will never have sex with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. NEVER. SHE IS PURE.

>>9172139
>>9172139
Nothin's too pure for me baby.

>>9172139

But I have "Puritus" on my chest and the logic of "the Imperium needs more soldier" on my side.

>>9172139
Or if you do make sure you confirm who is in charge for that act. Because her stamina will be better then yours. Also get a gasmask if that wasn't obvious.

>>9172246
Domination wouldn't be that bad.

bumping this because krieg-chan is my new waifu

just had a thought on oneof the best gifts for a krieger waifu.

save up some money and buy a few acres of land in the middle of nowhere. then on the weekends drive out and spend a day or two constructing a fort and camping.

>>9172415


I don't know about you, but if i were to engage in sexual relations with her, or ANYONE out of the 40k universe, i would NOT want them to do any dominating. Even if you survive, you'd be traumatized for life. Of course with Krieg-chan you'd end up dead rather than on fire like if it was a SoB.


Thats not even mentioning a Dark Eldar. The only thing I would consider even remotely safe would be an Eldar, Since they would try their hardest to keep things less exciting than sex was in Plymouth, MA. If you want some fun just do something to even vaguely turn them on and blam, off the Slaanesh-land.

>>9171942
>>9171942
>>9171942

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o&feature=related

>>9172496

This. I like this idea.

>>9172540

Broken bones maybe, but she's not going to kill you if she loves you.

>>9172621

still, I'd try to keep things vanilla if at all possible. She's obviously going to try to get pregnant, but how will she dig ditches when pregnant?

also, would the kid learn to talk? would it be born with a gasmask?

>>9172735

I think the embryo would just be extracted and stuck in a growing tank.

>>9172735

Oh damn we need some drawfag to do this, kid coming out fully armed and armoured

>>9172804
You try to spank him when he comes out and he just breaks your hand with the butt of his lasrifle

>>9172877

And then he salutes Kraig-chan, and is saluted back

What would a marriage proposal be to a krieger?
Giving her a shovel? Or a special type of shovel.

>>9173086

Giant ring shaped earthwork.

You know, this reminds me of a question I used to ask myself.

If the Eversor assassins die on such a regular basis, why doesn't the Temple get a cloning machine so they can clone successful recruits and use them, which could drastically cut down on the number of naturally born people needed for their daily operation.

>>9173104
I thought they lived a long time, bieing in cryo-stasis and such?

>>9173185
Kind of, except that they tend to be one-use weapons. It's probably much easier to kill a released Eversor than it is to recapture it.

Back to the Krieger thing, two activities she would like: snow forts, and SCUBA. The first because it would involve building the most amazing fortifications known to man, the second because it lets her put on a mask.

Also, the thought of Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 giving a mute expressionless look of embarrassment when you ask her to put on a bikini that fades into a mute expressionless look of happiness when you show her the SCUBA tanks and mask she'll be wearing with it is priceless.

I wonder when he'll be back. I am f5ing every 10 or 15 minutes.

>>If the Eversor assassins die on such a regular basis,

They don't die THAT often. If they were just one-use weaopns, you might as well fire a missile at the target and be done with it.

>>9173382
Eversors are slightly better at self-adjusting and considerably better at not letting little things like physical obstacles between them and the target slow them down.

bamp

I hope he gets back soon

I don't want to give the impression that my relationship with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 consist only of dramatic moments. For the most part we are like any other couple.

On a normal day she wakes up around five, I am not exactly sure because she doesn't set an alarm. I assume she then showers and brushes her teeth, even though I don't hear the water running her toothbrush is always wet and her towel is damp when I get up. I personally don't get up until six at the earliest. I work irregular hours and used to be able to sleep in some days close to noon. However, Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 isn't really a fan of that and if I stay in much past nine I wake up with a sharp pain in my side, I think she pokes me with her bayonet. If I get up with enough time I try to get in a little exercise before I get cleaned up, she seems to approve of that and I need it. I shower and shave and come down to breakfast. Breakfast is either canned rations or two eggs, a piece of toast, and a piece of fruit. I am not a breakfast guy really but I eat it anyways. I then try and talk to her about what my plans are for the day and she will look at me blankly and nod. She then hands me a MRE and I am off.

I am not really sure how she spends her day. I got a second car, a used Volkswagen, and told her to use it if she wanted but truthfully she has put few miles on it. I will say however, that the trenches around the house and the yard as well as the breastworks are incredibly well maintained.

>>9173695

Forty-five minutes after I get back from work we have dinner. Unless I tell her that I am cooking or that we are going out she will prepare something involving corned beef or hash. After that I talk to her about my day, I get blank stares and nods. I ask her about her day, get blank stares. Then we usually end up watching TV, She is partial to old war movies unsurprisingly.

Of course we do go out, spend some time with other couples, and I occasionally do things with my friends and she occasional puts request for leave on my desk.

Despite how early she gets up it seems that I am always in bed before her, I think when I get in bed to read for a hour or so she is checking the perimeter. After that she joins me.

Not really that exciting but I suppose life is really routine punctuated by excitement.

>>9173357
fapping

F fucking 5

He's back.

I wonder what she would do with a FPS.

I wonder what would happen if he took her skydiving. Lulzensue.

>>9173736
;-;

Anyone else thinking friends wedding?

I'm thinking friends wedding.

Lets go to a friends wedding.

>>9173985
Oh yes.

in b4 she burns the church due to heresy.

>>9174001

You know why?

We get to see her react to: wedding vows, bouquet toss, garter belt throw, dancing.

These make me so happy that I feel like a giggly teenage girl while reading them.

what if you catch her cheating on you with a Catchatan?

>>9174032
>react
You mean, show no reaction at all?

>>9174091
Threesome. But seriously. Where is the new part. I am so fucking eager to read it.

>>9174091

THAT sir is heresy.

Kriegers are KNOWN for their loyalty.

<_<

>>9174091
Impossible. Kriegers are absolutely loyal without question. The very idea of cheating on whoever they have a romantic relationship with is abhorrent to them.

I want some more :3 stories.

>>9174125

So how do I convince her to cheat on me with Cata-chan?

>>9174166

no

>>9174032
Also to the fact that she catches the bouquet. And that she'll have the idea of wanting to get married without actually knowing what marriage is.

>>9174103
Yes, but in such a fashion that you can still tell exactly what her feelings are despite having no facial expressions or words on which to base them.

>>9174113
>>9174125

If a Krieger was my waifu things would be better.

>>9173985
YES. THIS.

Visiting relatives, something you just really have to deal with I guess. One day I was shocked to open my door to find three female Kriegers standing on my step. The saluted me, I saluted back, and they just walked into my house. I went to find Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and asked her what was going on. She went to my desk and handed me a piece of paper that said "Notification of Family Visitation", it was right there on my desk triple stamped and everything. I told her that I remembered and incidentally had to run out and pick up some air mattresses.

When I got back home Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and the three others were standing at attention in my living room, only Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was without her gasmask. She motioned for them to hand me something, they were identification papers. Krieger Female Model 68b #6344, Krieger Female Model 68b #6346, and Krieger Female Model 68c #6345. She then motioned for her sisters to take off their mask, as they did so she looked at me, pointed at her face and nodded. Facial recognition. This was all well and good except that Krieger Female Model 68b #6344 and Krieger Female Model 68b #6346 had the exact same face as Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. At least I could tell Krieger Female Model 68c #6345 apart, her eyes were a different shade of blue, her nose had a slightly different shape, and she kept her hair noticeably shorter than her sisters.

While I was still reeling from all this Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 marched her sisters outside to inspect her fortifications, an event that took hours giving me time to set up the air mattresses and get ready for bed without any prolonged interaction.

I had work the next morning and thankfully things start like any other day except their were more damp towels in the bathroom and four blank faces staring at me in my kitchen.

>>9174166
You can't. You could tell her that you want a threesome but you're going to have to phrase it in a military sort of way.

>>9174195

jumped the gun anon

>>9174186

After I returned home from work I found them all rigidly siting in the living room. I started to ask them about their day when I noticed that all of them were staring at me intently. That is when I realized that recently I had gotten into the habit of giving Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 a kiss when I got home. This was now routine and I was expected to do this. I could tell which one was Krieger Female Model 68c #6345 easy enough but Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, Krieger Female Model 68b #6344, and Krieger Female Model 68b #6346 looked identical.

I decided to go for it, walked over to where they were sitting and gave the one on the right a deep kiss.

When I was done I saw three faces around the room look at me and nod and the face of the Krieg girl I kissed smile for a brief moment. I picked correctly. I wish I could say that it was true love but honestly Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and the other two Model 68b sisters were identical in every way. Truthfully, I had bought Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 some perfume a while ago and I kissed the one whose sent I recognized. Not very romantic but good enough I suppose.

Later I took them all to the park to dig trenches together, this time I wisely choose the role of "supervisor." We also went to a comedy club (blank stares and nods all around) and a minor league sporting match.

Eventually it was time for them to leave and I gave them all salutes and awkward hugs goodbye. Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and I then went inside and sat down on the couch together.

>>9174223

I didn't mind the visit from Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's family as much as I initially feared. Krieger Female Model 68b #6344 and Krieger Female Model 68b #6346 were perfectly fine. Krieger Female Model 68c #6345 with her slight variations was alright as well, except that when I hugged her goodbye she grabbed onto my butt. I am just going to file that away as her not knowing what to do when being hugged but given how competitive sisters can sometimes get I will remember to watch myself around that one should we meet again.

>>9174223
So wait. She has sisters?
....Are they single? :3

>>9174186
>>9174223
>>9174234
Awesome.

~staaaaaare

>>9174195

Sorry these take so long man, though incidentally, I did not start this topic so I am working on the fly.

So... these are going on 1d4chan right?

>>9174294
No worries, I am just franticly refreshing, eager for more.


Pay attention writefags, this is how it's done.

>>9174309

its archived....but someone better be putting them on1d4chan.

>>9174316

Roadtripper (>>9165657)
here, writing now. Got 704 words so far, shaping up to be an introductory chapter where our hapless hero is introduced to the Krieger for the first time, along with a few other characters. Can't promise speed, but I do have a plan.

>>9174449
Good luck

Things had gone slow recently and I decided that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and I should go out for a night together, since it had been awhile.

We had done quite a bit of what normal couples do, except we had left some things out. So I decided to take her Ballroom dancing, as I felt a club situation would make her feel uncomfortable considering all the people, and last time I had that bartender hit on me things got ugly.

Now I had little experience from what lessons I was taught as a kid, but I had the basics down. As Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 drove us to the Ballroom I felt myself getting more nervous and wondering if this was a bad idea.

I had explained to her earlier that we'd be dancing and that some older couples took this very seriously and to not react to any scoffs they gave us, considering her gear.

I had told her to wear something fancy, and she came in what I assumed to be her regal military party style gear. It had her ribbons, her medals shined so bright that I almost went blind looking at them.

>>9174449

>>9174517

We pull into the parking lot and I try reiterating to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 that we would not be competitive towards the other dancers. I was in for a "treat".

I tell her that it's ballroom and I get an enthusiastic nod. I had no idea what to expect.

We get greeted by the other couples and after a bit of warm up, I find she's actually a pretty decent dancer, actually, in retrospect that's undercutting her. She was an EXCELLENT ballroom dancer.

I guess every week at the Dance hall there is a bit of a casual competition, it's not long before the host announces that the best couple will receive a trophy and 100 dollars. I glance nervously over to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 who I briefly catch with a sly smile before she returns to her expressionless state.

So we begin, except she's taking the lead, I felt like I was getting dragged, almost thrown around. I was not familiar to playing the woman's part, but I managed - I was glad my mother signed me up for these when I was a kid!

>>9174531

Despite my awkward attempt to play the woman's role in Ballroom dancing we find out we win. I get dragged to the top of the stage with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and she gladly accepts the trophy, nodding quickly (which I assumed was her way of showing joy) and only letting a small smile slip by.

We get back to the car and she pulls me over and gives me a long deep kiss. I guess she really loved the night out. I was a glad. We spent the 100 bucks on a nice dinner. I felt she deserved it.

We put the trophy on the mantle in the kitchen. I think she shines it regularly because it's always as shining bright as her medals were that night.

>>9174546
D'awwwww.

Oh man, this is DAMN good writefaggotry. Keep it up OP, this shit is killer.

>>9174546

>>9174546

D-d-dawwwwww

>>9174546

I'm not OP but I hope /tg/ enjoyed my write faggotry

THEY SHOULD GET A DOG!!

>>9174628
I think either a kitten or a ferret would be better. Something sneaky and something that she can't really force to do work.

>>9174628

I think they did. It wore a little gas mask, and she takes it on patrol.

>>9174645
Which is exactly why they should get a dog.
A dog would love digging all day and following her around, and might even be almost as loyal to him as the Krieger is.

>>9174289
HHNNNNGGGGHHH

>>9174669
It would also help her clear out foxholes.

*smiles in approval*

>>9174689
YES
SEE, THEY SHOULD GET A DOG.

>>9174608


Writefag, thank you for this.


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9165597/

this here is the archive, its kinda behind, but it WILL update right? im unfamiliar with how sup/tg/ works, but it does automatically finish updating right?


SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING 1D4CHAN ARTICLE. Writefag, what do you want this called?

>>9174628
DAAAAAWW

>>9174234

You sir, are a god amonst mortals

>We had done quite a bit of what normal >couples do, except we had left some things >out.


did you and 6345 ever have sex?

>>9174723

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

I suppose I should tell about the time I took Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 to a friend's wedding. I knew from the start that I would need to handle this with great delicacy. I explained to her what weddings were, who was getting married, why were going, and what I was going to be doing. You see, I was in the wedding, I was an usher. Thankfully I was not a groomsman because I can't imagine how Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 would react to me walking down the aisle with another woman. As it was, I basically described my duty to her as security/escort detail and she nodded when I asked if she understood what that was.

On the day of the ceremony she had donned her formal uniform again and we drove together to get there early. (I was finally feeling better form the bachelor party. Man that was a wild party. I personally am glad that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 can't recognize the signs of a strip club. The glitter, smell of booze, and cheap perfume.)

>>9174777

Things went off without a hitch for a while, that is until Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 decide to give a three shot salute at the end of the ceremony. Other than that, perfect.

I had explained to her about the reception. For the most part we stood around talking to people. Well I talked she stood guard. I explained to her that I was supposed to at some point dance with the bride and dance with my mother (who was rather embarrassed about the whole celebratory shot thing) and told her that I would dance with her later and not to get upset. This went fine and when I got to dancing with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 we ended up doing that slow shuffling dance that white people do to slow songs far longer than I would have thought.

Eventually It was time for the bouquet toss. Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 joined the other unmarried women. I had explained to her what this was about and expected her to react with her usual blank lack of interest.

I was wrong. She beat back four women surrounding her and tossed aside the brides late thirties aunt like I rag doll. She then stood sharply at attention and saluted the bride. Walking over to me with the bouquet in hand I could swear she was smirking.

>>9174748
Most likely she did him while he was sleeping.
Waking up strangely light and without pants was kind of a hint.... Also she was almost smiling the day after.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

I have to leave, DON'T DIE ON ME.

>>9174792

>three shot salute at the end of the ceremony
>saluted the bride

Mission accomplished gentlemen.

>>9174792
>I could swear she was smirking.
That made me smile.

Also more Krieg chan art.

>>9174608

Not bad at all, very nice. I honestly would have never thought to a competitive dance story but I like it.

I don't wanna be the guy that requests this to become porn or anything, but can you explain what happens when they try to do it?

>>9174814

That doesn't count as consensual, does it? That's creepy.

Am I the only one creeped out by that?

>>9174898

Why do I think Krieg GF is a marriage first sorta girl?

>>9174920
Well they're very by the book sorts, so I guess that makes sense.

>>9174937

well, that would mean fewer new recruits for the Emperor

>>9174920
I dunno, what >>9174814 says makes sense. I mean, He doesn't seem to make any negative comments about them not doing it.

>>9174916

Yeaaah.

>>9174792
>four women surrounding her
This raised a question in my mind.
Are Kriegs average sized or are they bigger or something?

I must admit I kinda like quiet tall girls...

>>9174916

umm....YOU'RE Rape-Chan so.......

>>9174916
I was more seeing this like he kinda hinted he wanted to do it but she only looked back at him with her blank stare.
Then that happened.
This is her way of doing it, like how he never she her washing and such...

(also, I'm out of proper krieg-chan pictures)

>>9174628

(I know she got a dog, but I didn't know if there was a story written in detail about it so I expanded on it)

It was nearing Christmas time and I was stressing out what to get Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. I thought about some new perfume (consider I had used it before to tell which one she was when her sisters visited), however it didn't seem appropriate. I never owned a pet as a kid, mostly because my mother was allergic and I was always jealous of my friends who had dogs.

I had an idea. I wasn't sure how Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 would react around pets, so I asked her in passing if she had experience with animals (excluding our zoo/snake experience) and she gave me a rather enthusiastic nod. I hoped that didn't give away the nature of my present.

I ended up going down to a breeder while Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was busy adding now fortifications during our first snowfall of the season. I wasn't sure what kind of dog she'd like, but I assumed by her personality something that was used in the military. I figured a German Shepherd puppy should do the trick.

>>9175054

The breeder let me sit in with the puppies in the kennel and they were all so friendly and happy. I had a real hard time picking the perfect one considering that they were all so cute - that and I knew practically nothing about animals. I decided to go with a German Shepherd, I was wondering if I should start considering names for him except I figured I'd leave the honours to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 however I wasn't sure how she'd convey what she wanted to name him to me.

I brought her out for hot chocolate and snow fort building(however did I say snowfort? I mean snow war zone considering she made a full size trench, and a giant snow replica of what I assumed to be a Leman Russ Tank), while leaving the puppy at our house in the backyard with a Neighbour watching over him, just to make sure he didn't hurt himself in the mass amounts of trenches, fortifications and barbed wire.

>>9175070

After only an hour of playing I suggested that we should go home. I could tell she was giving me confused look despite being in full winter gear and a gas mask, I think she knew I was up to something.

I had never seen her drive so fast, it's almost like she knew she was getting a Christmas present early. I found myself gripping the arm rests in fear as she barreled home, despite obeying the traffic laws (somehow).

We arrive and I ask her to close her eyes as we nearly trip over the fortifications, finally making it to the back yard. The German Shepherd darts over to us barking excitedly and I see her throw her lasgun back over her shoulder as I assumed she opened her eyes. She fell to her knees and embraced the puppy as it jumped up onto her.

I saw the glass circles of her gas mask fog up, and I realized soon after that she was crying tears of joy.

>>9175052
Why isn't Pvt. Jubblowski represented there?

>>9175089

:3

>>9175089

After we went inside she immediately started working on a gas mask for her new companion and even a little coat to keep him warm during the winter. Her eyes still a little red from the crying earlier and the emotionless expression still on her face as she worked with vigor.

Later that night as she finished walking the dog, inspecting the fortifications she got into bed and cuddled me close, as our new companion rested at the end of our bed, I fell asleep and slept the most soundly I had in years.

This was going to be a good Christmas after all

>>9175089
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>9175103
see filename.

Writefag here that did

>>9174517

and

>>9175054

out for a bit, hope someone else continues!

>>9175115
Aww. Now imagine what giving her a brand new trench shovel would do to her.

>>9175115
What about the name?
She should made him a medal or something.
Well, dog tag actually...

rolled 94 = 94

>>9175089

*Nods*

>>9174628

Getting a dog in a relationship is a sign of commitment. Me, I personally love dogs, grew up around them. However, the dogs I grew up with were golden retrievers and as dearly as I love golden retrievers I came to realize that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 wasn't a golden retriever kind of girl.

I had asked Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 about getting a dog and she nodded. Good. I eventually settled on a mutt, a shepherd/lab mix, it had all the features of a shepherd but the blonde hair of a yellow lab. The dog was only a few months old and I picked it up on a Friday and spent most of the weekend with it. He was still rambunctious and puppylike but I had noticed a slight improvement in his behavior over the weekend. I had named him Rogal and Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 had nodded in approval of the name.

>>9175215

Frankly, on Monday I was afraid to leave Rogal with Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. She hadn't shown much interest in him when I got him and he was still a bit of a handful. When I voiced my concern to her she simply looked and me and nodded again.

When I got home form work and went inside and found Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 but not Rogal, I feared the works. However, Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 snapped her fingers towards the kitchen and out he came. He immediately sat at her side. She then snapped her fingers in different directions and he did all sorts of commands. She then motioned to me to do the same, he did the commands but he would always look to her first and wait for her to nod before he would carry the out. I petted him and told him he was good boy and gave him a treat. He then quickly ate it and went and sat by Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's side.

She had trained him well, however, Rogal was now decidedly HER dog. Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 bend down and patted his head and looked at me and I swear to god she winked.

>>9165632
>>9165646
>>9168187
>>9169204
>>9169874
>>9170517
>>9171224
>>9171813
>>9173695
>>9174186
>>9174777
>>9175215

This guy hear. Damn!
>>9175054
beat me to a far more heart warming dog story.

..........we now have two dogs.

And they both like her more than us...

I'm okay with this :3

OMG IF THIS DOESN'T GET ARCHIVED I WILL SERIOUSLY SHIT BRICKS IN SADNESS

>>9175448
it was archived like over an hour ago. chill out

>>9175448
its been said before, its archieved

>>9175471

Could do with some votes, mind.

One day at dinner I realised that I had never met the rest of Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's family. Remembering the somewhat odd meeting with her identical sisters I was fearful of what the meeting might entail but I decided that I owed it to her. I asked her if she ever wanted to introduce me to her folks.

Even through her thick greatcoat I could see the suggestion terrified her. Her stoic nature broken by at least a minute of horrified hand wringing. To comfort her I told her it was just a suggestion, if she was too scared we didn't have to.

This got her to snap into stillness and moments later she marched out of the room. Sounds from the bedroom were terrifying and she had locked the door from the inside. I ended up falling asleep on the couch.

When I woke up the next morning I found her huddled up against me. As I put my hands around her, I felt her hands were still locked together in a nervous hand grip. Trying at first to pry them loose (and giving up) I instead settled on holding them instead. After a while she grasped back. She snuggled deeper in and we enjoyed ourselves for at least another hour, doing nothing on the couch. The longest time I had ever seen her inactive.

>>9175491

Doing this now, got into this through Archive actually and not front page.

>>9175575
Daaaaaw krieg cuddling

>>9175589

moar votes! The quality of the writers was pretty good surprisingly.

KREIG ARE NOT CLONES, I REPEAT, KREIG ARE NOT CLONES!!!

FFS

>>9175491
>>9175710
Vote also for the first thread (9145419), they deserved it.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Krieg

>>9175749
>It should be noted that Krieg raises an unusually large number of regiments for a devastated planet. This is attributed to the use of the "Vitae Womb" birthing technique, which Krieg has been granted special dispensation to use as the result of their famous steel, determination and unswerving loyalty to the Emperor. Use of this technique is largely unknown and generally seen as dangerous and abhorrent by the Adeptus Mechanicus Biologis.

>>9175575

After a while though, it seems even the comfort of our embrace was not enough to keep her still and she launched to her feet, taking me with her.

As I stood up I realised she was wearing her full dress uniform, neatly pressed and medals gleaming brightly. Sans her gas mask I noted how neat her hair was. Straightened out and properly policed. She noted the crinkles in her dress with a look of irritation and spent the next few minutes ironing them out.

The door bell rang. As I opened it, I was greeted by a crisp salute. This was the first I had seen of a male krieg guardsman up close and they were every bit as stoic as their female counterparts. I saluted lamely back and I swear he was wearing a sympathetic look under his mask. He handed me a crisp note.

Your Presence is required at the Company CP. Report in immediately.

The signature underneath was neat but the words were alien to me. I handed the note to Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, who accepted it with a sigh of defeat.

The next few hours were spent at a terrifying pace as she relentlessly undressed me and put me into a suit not so dissimilar as her own. I realized she had probably spent all night making it. Next she worked on my salute, my posture and my bearing. She tried to get me to handle her rifle but I refused.

Finally she led me outside where I was surprised to find a neatly parked armoured vehicle outside, complete with krieg guardsman detachment, standing in perfect formation. Had they been waiting all morning?

As I exited the house, in unfamiliar clothes and prompted into an aggressive marching pace I wondered what exactly I had gotten myself into.

>>9175575

<- Pic

>>9175749

Some are, and apparantely this one is.

>>9175838
looks like he is joining the Krieg. that or shes a generals daughter.

>>9175838

... this is how they get more Krieger replacements when they cant get it from the homeworld isn't it?

Dating an attractive fit Krieger ensures conscription!

... I'm sorta okay with that...

Continuing >>9171739

The open day was being held on a stretch of water-meadow beside the river which ran underneath the duke's manor. It was, as I said, your usual deal - a few vehicles pulled up, small gazebos with stands and soldiers demonstrating miscellaneaous bits of equipment and arranging photos of civvies smiling with night-vision goggles on their heads, and a corporal trying to disentangle children from over-enthusiastic knot-tying practise.

I'd been amongst the crowd for a few minutes when I turned around and realised that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 wasn't actually with me. For a while I span around, disoriented, but after catching a glint of a lens from the treeline over on the other side of the river I tramped over and found Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 lying under strewn branches in her own foxhole, viewing the open day through binoculars literally screwed into the rims of her gasmask's eyepieces and scratching copious notes into a... pink Moleskin notebook (I suppose the woman will out somewhere).

She seemed disappointed that I had found her - I wondered if concealment was part of the fun. She brightened up when I suggested that the "enemy alert state was low" and that "close quarters survey" was possible, although several visitors tripped over her as she insisted on leapord-crawling everywhere in the show area. Still, the kids loved it, a big herd of them rolling about trying to imitate her, and all of the soldiers thought that she must have been one of them doing a demonstration and no-one accosted her.

>>9175838

As I struggled to match Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's relentless pace down the front garden, the men who had been waiting at the side of the ferocious looking transport lined up alongside me and followed me in.

Inside it was uncomfortable and cramped, but I noted that me and Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 had been given the front most seats and that some of the others had been forced to stand in order to give us room.

As the transport rumbled along I noted the sparse documentation the lined the walls of the dark hold. Right of Ownership for Chimera APC to 68th Line Infantry Battalion. Command Platoon. Commanded by Krieger Model 68.

It didn't take long to put two and two together. All her sisters had the suffix 68. Whoever Krieger Model 68 was must've been their father. Apparently I was dating the daughter of a military officer. And if military dads are notorious for being hard to please, how much worse would it be that I had to please a Krieger dad?

A shotgun welcome may not have been entirely out of the question.

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 had started, very much without my knowledge to babysit for some of the neighborhood children. I found this out one day when I got home form work and a little boy and girl greeted me with a salute. I naturally saluted them back and went to find Krieger Female Model 68b #6345. When asking her, politely, what this was all about she went and got a piece of paper off my desk and showed it to me. "Notice of Training and Care of Young Citizens on the Premise." Well huh. Somehow she had convinced people in the neighborhood to entrust her with their children, at least that is what I hoped happened. I had always assumed that ours was the "house with the trenches and lady who always has a gun."

The kids were always well behaved. They patrolled the yard with the dogs, stood sentry, and did what I think was their homework (why were little kids always doing work on geometry that focused on trajectory?)

>>9175920
>>9175991

Nuts, can't have two stories at once. I'll wait for OP to finish and then continue.

>>9176003

For the most part the kids didn't get in the way or leave a mess and they were usually out of there before I got home. Though I was not sure why she decided to do this for some time. When I asked her she just shrugged her shoulders stared blankly at me.

However, things became more clear on my birthday. I slept in till nine when I awoken by the familiar jabbing pain. She was waiting by the bed, unusual for the morning, and handed me a box. Inside was a ludicrously high powered and expensive handgun. So that is why she had started babysitting. I hugged her and gave her a passionate kiss and told her she never had to do anything for me but be there with me.

That was the last expensive gift I would see from her, but she still keeps on with the babysitting and those kids she watches are becoming more and proficient at their play military maneuvers and part of me wonders if the gun for my birthday was just incidental to what she really wanted.

Awesome writefaggotry all around from everyone involved. Now, I've been thinking about how this fits in the 40k universe. As we all know, despite being in the war-torn future, the majority of the Imperium's inner worlds haven't experienced war in quite some time. Is it possible that by a clerical error on the part of the Administratum, a small regiment of Kriegers were deployed on such a world? No war-front, no heresy, no danger. Just a typical, slightly boring, Imperial planet not much different from our's. Over the years, the regiment tries to adapt to its surroundings as best it can while maintaining its renowned discipline of course. Hence, the sometimes wacky, sometimes heartwarming situations of our protagonist.

>>9165632
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>>9176003

This guy. I think I am done for now. May do some more at another date. The other stores are pretty interesting.

>>9176087

We need a writefag on this, stat!

>>9176087

Kriegers need R&R too. Or the planet needs a garrison in the event of an oncoming WAAAGH, Hive-fleet or Tau Expedition.

Somehow the latter just enhances the underlying sadness of the whole situation.

>>9175920

The displays were interesting enough, I suppose although they didn't really interest me - I was there for Krieger Female Model 68b #6345's sake more than anything else. The day was ending and I was just about to suggest that we leave when I saw Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 suddenly standing to attention and being noisily upbraided by a very red and furious-looking staff sergeant.

Alarmed at what this might have entailed - had she tried to "capture enemy equipment to impair their defensive capability" and stolen a gun? - I hurried over to see what was going on, but the staff sergeant roughly shoved me back (which sort of ran counter to the whole open day ethos before anything else). What struck me more, though, is that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 took absolutely NO action to intervene...

I shuffled back over to the car park and watched her for the next couple of hours. As the light fell and sunset came she spent the time helping the other soldiers box up the display, ebing regularly castigated and upbraided by the apoplectic staff sergeant (who I gathered from the faint echoes of his bawling mistook Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 for another soldier actually back on base).

When she came back, she had taken off her mask, and was wearing a faint smile and rouge-dusted cheeks, flush with the pleasure of being ordered about, which the low sun didn't entirely conceal.

I think I felt a little stab of jealousy that day.

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All done now - sorry if this held anyone up.

>>9176087

I'm working on the premise that it isn't part of the 40k universe per se. It's basically our world, but with Kriegers, and a few other 40k cameos.

BTW, roadtripper (>>9174449) again, chapter 1 is 1316 words and counting. Not sure how good it is, it is gone three in the morning here and my brain needs sleep. I'll look at it again tomorrow when I get time. Working on the basis that Chapter 1 will be meeting the krieger, Chapter 2 will be life with the Krieger and the break up, and Chapter 3 will be the first attempt to win her back, possibly including Eldar kidnap.

>>9176176

Krieg GF likes to be ordered about.

... I'll be in my bunk.

>>9176087
hell yes

>>9175991

As we rumbled along in silence I couldn't help but notice that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was decidedly down. Her usual stiff posture and uncompromising body language had given way to nervous slouching and almost obsessive hand wringing. Her eyes moved erratically as she calculated what I assumed were all the worse case scenario's possible.

I knew this was my fault. I had managed to turn my perfect little soldier girl into a trembling wreck. I pulled her close and planted a kiss on her forehead.

At first she struggled and resisted but I could tell by her lack of force it was superficial. She gave in and rested her head against my shoulder. She was given some looks by the other soldiers in the hold, whose eyes she couldn't meet despite their masks. I glared at those who seemed able to judge her with a glance and they quickly turned their heads upward, chins held high.

Better than nothing.

The journey took a turn for the worse as the relatively smooth ride we were having started to get progressively more bumpy. I did my best not to complain.

Finally the loading doors opened and the troopers in front of us marched out in perfect order. As I stood to stand up she pulled me back down. Checking to make sure we were alone in the dark hold she gave me one of the fiercest hugs I had ever received. Then got up without another word.

We both exited the hold together.

>>9176189
Nothing that's been put down so far outright conflicts with either interpretation though so it's all good. That said, I really do like the idea that this is part of the Imperium. It's got a slice-of-life quality that's a nice contrast and complement to the official fluff. Plus, there's also the potential for development like so >>9176171

These stories with various authors, I think, actually make the story better. They're like Vignettes, except not faggoty.

>>9175575

Memories of the trauma of emerging from a Vitae-Womb, maybe? ;_;

MOAR!!!

>>9176243

Whatever this place was before the Kriegers took garrison duty it certainly wasn't civilian any more. The dirt ground was marked by the depression of thousands of military boots marched in perfect cadence. In the distance even the smoke that rose from the rows of perfect tents seemed to keep straight despite the wind.

In front lay a larger tent to which the Guard who had accompanied us on the journey had formed a line to. I'm sure it was intended to be more honorary than intimidating but it didn't help to notice they had not left a single avenue of escape between the hold of the Chimera and the tent entrance.

As we reached the top of the little slope I realised that the camp spread for miles and miles around. Further to the front I noted that the mini-earthworks that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 had erected in front of my house were an almost perfect replication of those that stood proud in the distance in the horizon. Albeit with a lot more men and some mean looking long barreled artillery pieces.

A guard held the tent flap open with one hand and saluted as Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 stepped in. I followed after.

Good lord.

The tent wall was lined with decorations, banners and other military paraphernalia. However, these were strewn about haphazardly, as if they were here more for storage reasons than for the Commander to remind himself of his glorious achievements. Aside from the clutter, the remainder of the tent seemed conspicuously sparse. A thin looking bed, a working desk and a dining table was all the occupied the rest of the large space that rank afforded the General. The only weakness it seemed he allowed himself was a small picture frame that lay downwards on his work desk.

You know, this could really turn interesting if we get around to an overall story, like the second half of >>9176171's post.

Holy shit, we've cooked something amazing up here guys.

>>9176509

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 coughed loudly and nudged me violently. I realized in my rush to take in the surroundings I had failed to acknowledge the man I had come in to impress.

He too was dressed in impressive uniform though it contained many more shining medals than Krieger Female Model 68b #6345.

He was rough looking, and could almost be considered weathered if his terrifyingly scarred face did not put that description to shame. He held his hands behind his back and his face held one of expectation.

Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 saluted sharply and I was fast to follow her lead. This seemed to please him and a pleasant smile crossed his face. He saluted us back and crossed over to his daughter who he hugged awkwardly. I could see as he approached me that he was puzzling over civilian greeting etiquette. I put him out of his misery by grabbing his hand and shaking it warmly. This too seemed to meet with his approval.

He gestured us over to the dining table, and motioned for us to sit. We sat in silence for a few moments and I couldn't help but feel that the looks that Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 and Model 68 shared were some sort of silent communication that I would otherwise have to ignore. Eventually he slipped me a piece of paper.

>>9176617

WHAT DID IT SAAAAAY?!?!

>>9176617
>>Request for Marriage Proposal

>>9176635

HOW DID IT BURN!? D:

>>9176635

>>9176094

Here again. Interesting directions these new stories are taking.

I was writing under the idea that that the setting was like.
>>9176189
or
>>9176087
or I was just going to ignore setting altogether.

If I do this again I will probably just write the goofy little romantic stories but I am interested to see which way other people would take it. I kind of imagine all the different author's interpretations being alternate universes.

>>9176617

It had my name on the top and seemed to be a collection of information that had been acquired since I had entered the Imperial Schooling System. Nothing too personal but enough to make me nervous. He cleared his throat loudly and thumped his finger pointedly at the bottom, where a verification signature was required. I signed.

He smiled again and clapped his hands. A guardsman emerged from outside bearing what looked like lunch. We dined on a bunch of hastily prepared yet surprisingly tasty sandwiches. At the end he seemed intent on scrutinizing me, locking me into a stare he was happy to maintain.

A squeeze under the table from Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 told me she had my support. Heartened, I matched him, stare for stare.

After what seemed like an age he broke off and smiled again. The grip on my hand under the table tightened. He stood up sharply and offered me his hand. I was puzzled for a moment until I realised all he wanted to do was shake. I returned the offered hand with a hearty grasp.

The test seemingly passed, he returned behind his work desk. As he sat down he gave another one of his small smiles.

'Inspection Passed. Dismissed.'

The look on Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 was ecstatic and her return salute was not its usual strict self but did not lack for enthusiasm. She took my hand and led me out of the tent with a generous yank.

>>9176772

They're gonna' make with the love.

>>9176772

PAPA KRIEGER APPROVES!

>>9176772
>>9176772

well i'm glad that went well. wait what?

>>9176772

:D

>>9176772

>>9176772
>'Inspection Passed. Dismissed.'

>>9176772

A Krieger...

...

...

...spoke?

DON'T SAY I IMAGINED THINGS I KNOW THAT I HEARD IT!

>>9176772
You know that when she takes him home she's gonna ride him like a horse if you catch my drift.

>>9176588
Well...

The thing is that on this world, the Orks, Tyranids and Tau would each be trying to blend in. Some sort of reconnaissance thing, gathering intel on what humans do when they aren't either shooting at you, charging you, or running away from you.

The locals have been ordered not to purge, partly because it's a golden opportunity to screw with the enemy, partly because nobody really believes what's going on, and partly because the surveillance tapes of The Most Awkward Subdivision Ever are so highly prized that they've actually replaced hard currency in most of the Segmentum Obscurus.

>>9176772

Once we were outside she quickly pulled me into a fierce embrace and gave a little giggle before kissing me passionately on the lips.

This drew several irritated coughs from nearby but she didn't seem to care. And if she didn't neither did I.

She almost skipped back down the path with me in tow, back into the still rumbling hold of the chimera. The trip home was decidedly less nervous and I swear I almost got her to laugh on the trip back.

As soon as we reached home she slammed the door shut and gave me a sly look. My confusion did not help the matter as she shoved me towards the bedroom and manhandled me onto the bed.

The next kiss was one of fierce passion and longing and my mind almost slipped away in bliss. What came next was almost surprising. For such a good little soldier she was surprisingly gentle and sensitive to the touch. Several times her silence was broken just by the sensation of touch but her gasps of pleasure were music to the ear. I moved on from touching, much to my and her delight.

.... Does this mean that Papa Kreiger will... Watch?

>>9176881
No.

It does, however, mean that he and Mama Krieger will start sending pointed notes if grandkids aren't forthcoming.

>>9176880
>Speechless

>>9176880

<_<

>>9176880
this entire story is awsome and you should feel awsome.

>>9176880

>Where I think this is going

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o&feature=related

Just my opinion though, don't heed it, my opinion's worthless.

>>9176900

...then who has been showing up every month....

>>9176880

Oh my god, she's making noises.Success!

>>9176917
When discussing monthly visitors and female Kriegers in the same sentence... it's probably the red tide.

By which I mean "a metric fuckton of Vostroyans".

>>9176917
(>>9176874)
>The thing is that on this world, the Orks, Tyranids and Tau would each be trying to blend in.

DEAR GOD. THEY'VE ALREADY INFILTRATED THE COMPOUND.

(mostly kidding, but dear god would that be entertaining)

Fuck, I need to go to bed.

This has kept me from sleeping long enough.

I so hope this thread will still be up tomorrow, so I can have a good moe-rning too.

Lord Commander Alexis slowly scratched his beard as he examined the flickering green hologram in front of him. Dots represented systems with stars and planets, lines showing common travel routes in the warp and swirls the occasional anomaly. And then there was the tentacle shape of the extent of a Hive Fleet Kraken splinter. Despite the main blow of the Hive Fleet having been broken at Ichar IV the Tyranids still had considerable numbers which were now drifting out of control. Lord Commander Alexis knew that the splinter fleet would eventually be defeated, as all enemies of the Imperium, yet every world lost felt like a stab in his heart.
“That one then? What is its status?” He gestured towards one of the points of light, which expanded to show a small solar system, a couple of planets in lazy orbit around a yellow star. Behind him the vox-grille of an administratum adept started listing information.
“Terranis, late industrial level planet, no hives. Varied but peaceful ecology, varied climate. No coherent planetary government, divided into fractious countries, all accepting imperial authority. Tithe mainly in production of mechanical parts, weapons and food…”
“Yes, yes,” the Lord Commander interrupted, “not interested in that, what is its defenses?”
The Adept hummed as it searched the data-banks before continuing in the same monotone voice.
“Local PDF forces equipped with autoguns and simpler weapon systems and armoured vehicles. 68th Krieg attached for preparation for the war. Raising morale, fortifying the planet and preparing local armed forces among primary tasks. Do you require further information?”

>>9176959
fuck yes

>>9176768
I am personally rather partial to the idea that this is still in the Imperium, for the reasons stated here...
>>9176300
>>9176588
But really, it's different authors giving different takes, so it's entirely up to personal taste. For me, the idyllic quality of the setup along with the distant threat of the universe at large is what's appealing.

Thread is autosaging by the way, anyone who wrote deserves a pat on the back.

>>9176880

She was soft and very yielding. Any pretense of Stoicism was lost as I entered, electing a series of delicious wriggles and squirms of delight as she struggled under me. Her usually emotionless face was contorted with smiles and her mouth was now constantly locked in a giant O from which I could hear her Ooooing in delight.

From her comfortable warmth and the sound she made, it wasn't long till I had to give in. As I slumped down, finished, to the side of the bed. She mounted me from the top with a sly grin. Obviously, we were not done yet.

***

The next morning was the first time I had seen her at the table in something less than her summer fatigues. Granted they seemed to be Imperial Regulation Exercise Clothes but it was the most relaxed I had ever seen her. As I rose from the room, wiping my eyes of morning dew I let out an oomph as she tackled me fiercely to the ground.

We were content to lie there and let her rations grow cold, just hugging for who knows how long. I took a sick day.

Later in the evening when she was showering, I found myself answering a knock at the door. Another Krieg Guardsman with another letter. With a salute and a salute returned he was gone, off into the night.

On the note, a simple message, the bottom signed with the again illegible scrawl I took to be the signature of Model 68.

Grant her Permission to Speak.

***

That's it! I'm pooped. If I ever see another one of these threads I'll be sure to contribute. Until next time /tg/.

I love you /tg/

never change

>>9177018
>Grant her Permission to Speak.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck yes, you are amazing.

>>9177018
And that's when Nameless Everyman facepalms at his own stupidity.

>>9177018

Thread ruined. Krieger-chan ruined.

This is now a slut parade.

>>9177018

>Permission to Speak

Jolly good show!

>Grant her Permission to Speak.


Mission Accomplished.

>>9177049
>>9177056
>>9177061

Thought it was suspicious that nobody ever questioned her silence and this certain regiment's fondness for treating civilians with utmost respect, so I decided to write it in.

>>9177080
But what if it's for the pure and beautiful purpose of creating more soldiers for the Imperium?

>>9177018

>Permission to speak

God damnit, you rock :3

>>Grant her Permission to Speak.

Ridiculous and heartwarming at the same time - a great note to end on, tying everything off with a bow.

I think I preferred it when it was silly and without sex getting in the way. It was nice not to have a sexualised Iggie girl for once, you know.

Very well written that last one though. Well done.

>>9177103

You can whatever it is that you want to whatever, but I'm whatevering whatever, and it's not whatever it was that you whatevered.

Whatever.

>>9177000
Oh god, it's all coming together. Good end, bad end, only the Emperor knows.

>>9177132
>>9177080

stop that. you're ruining the d'awwww

>>9177018
my D'AWWWWWWWWW needle is bending against its limit.

victory, /tg/!

>>9177160

Fine then I'll seethe silently.

Wonderful thread huzzah! Offset the negativism!

>>9177127

>>9176768

Again. well if it makes you fell better I plan on writing a few more of the silly little stories later this week.

I personally like my take on it better but I don't dislike the other stories, the 180 and the dive right into the imeprium are interesting takes.

>>9177080
>>9177127
She waited to get her father's permission and approval before jumping him. As, for that matter, did he.

I'm going to say that that's pretty much in keeping with the character.

I mean, they're adults, not fa/tg/uy neckbeards, sex is going to come into the relationship at some point. But this way seems like it actually fits the stories, rather than just being pointless fap fodder.

>>9177225

>>I'm going to say that that's pretty much in keeping with the character.

On that note, I liked the Imperial Regulation Exercise Clothes as well.

D'Awww for the D'Awww God!

Squee for the Squee Throne!

>>9177000

Finishing off this before heading to bed (5am what am I thinking?). Someone re-archive.

Lord Commander Alexis pulled his hand over his scarred face in an attempt to battle the oncoming fatigue. And to prolong the time needed for a horrid choice. The 68th Krieg would be a great addition to any force he could muster to try and beat back the Xenos advance. At the same time removing it would severly decrease the ability to defend the system. If whatever counter-attack he made was beaten back a fortress-world to fall back to would be a great boon.

“At current expansion, what is the estimated time before the Xenos reach the system?”

Silence interrupted only by the Adept’s humming.

“Five Terra years.”

He let out a sigh as he sealed the fate of the system.

“Leave them in place, send a message to the Govenor to suppress information of the oncoming enemy as long as viable. Don’t want panic to erupt unnecessarily.”

He waved his hands as a signal to zoom out of the system, but cut it off as the Adept began to work.

“Oh, and send my regards to 68.”

Writer of 'Meet the Parents' Here.

I was going to do some research for a Quest I had planned but maybe, just maybe, I'll get off my butt and write so more Krieg Instead.

Anyway, it's been a pleasure guys, glad you enjoyed it! (Including you Rape-Chan, you lovable ball of cynical hate you)

>>9177288

Your'e are the one making the quests?

No comment.

If we want to make our protagonist have a name I suggest Thomas Goldstein (he's with a krieg girl, might as well pick a german last name for canon).

also /tg/ Thomas Goldstein, get it? :D

>>9177310
>>9177321

way to fag up the end of an amazing thread

>>9177288

Writer of all the silly Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 romance stories here. Thanks to all who contributed, all who read, and the dude working on the romantic comedy. Also thanks to the OP who gave us this thread nearly 13 hours ago.

Oh and a special thank you to Rape-chan.

Later!

>>9177321
But presumably any further action in the story that actually pertains to the main character will be told by him (I guess the Ciaphas Cain idea comes into play here - he could be telling this story to his.... -children?- Some years from now), with the occasional excerpt from another perspective on broader events, such as>>9177280

Leaving him unnamed can be done.

>>9177376

>unnamed

please do

>>9177376
>>9177384
Writer of all the silly Krieger Female Model 68b #6345 romance stories here. (last time again I swear)

I didn't name him or adopt a name or a tripcode on purpose. Who he is isn't that important. He is just a guy talking about the woman he loves.

Ok, seriously, I am out.

>>9177280
>Five years later

"Sir, about that Tyranid hive fleet..."

"Yes?"

"...maybe I'd better just show you the pictures."

*cut to pictures...of a pair of Lictors in bathrobes handing a Ripper swarm lunchboxes and backpacks before sending them out to the schoolbus. They then scratch the neighbor's dog behind the ears and toss it a handful of treats before collecting the newspaper and going back in the house.*

>>9177496
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR- wait, what the hell is this?

>>9177496

>>9177496

SQUAD- not broken?

>>9177583
SQUAT RESTORED

>>9177018

YOU

ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON

seriously, is anyone working on a 1d4chan article?


also, forgive me, but I am a /b/tard at heart who has only recently began lurking /tg/, but for the sake of my customs......

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

>>9177774
THIS THREAD APPROVED BY THE MAJOR FROM HELLSING

"THERE WILL BE KRIEG"

>>9177774
KRIEGING IN EPIC KRIEG

I love you /tg/

thanks for being awesome :3

>>9177774

welcome- i'm a convert, myself.

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Pwease? :3

For those who care, I've screencapped most of these stories into jpegs. You can get them here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?kjgwq2oghtt

One of the coolest spontaneous writefaggotry that /tg/ has come up with. Low on faggotry and still well within the realms of canon. The fact that it's now (distantly) tied to events occurring beyond the planet really nails it as an awesome piece of homebrew fluff. In a way, it's really bittersweet.