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    43 KB XX Legion Discussion Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:22 No.9096275  
    The more I look into the fluff surrounding Alpharius Omegon, the more I like.

    I have a few questions though.

    The Imperium KNOWS Alpharius has a twin, so how and why would they decide to pretend they are completely wiped out? I can't think of anything more "fishy" than this whole situation.

    Why did the Emperor create twin primarchs? Was this all part of his greater vision/master plan? Was Alpharius intending to be "defeated" by Roboute?

    Has the Alpha Legion fallen to chaos worship or did they just side with Horus because of the relationship they had/Alpharius' dislike of Roboute?

    Alpharius is seeming to be the master of "WHAT A TWEEST" moments, and I'm really hoping if GW ever advances the story something big comes out of this.
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    >> An Aztec Writefag !RS2ZubhqM. 04/09/10(Fri)23:30 No.9096427
    Good... good.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:33 No.9096478

    then who was primarch?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:37 No.9096549
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    Pretty sure Omegon's existence isn't common knowledge.

    According to Legion Alpharius joined Horus because a TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY secret xeno cabal told him that if Horus won he would feel remorseful, wipe out humanity, and destroy Chaos in the process. This is all very stupid and not exactly Dan Abnett's most stellar writing.

    After ten thousand years of pretending to be Chaos-y at least some elements of the Alpha Legion are as standard-issue evil as any other traitors (hurr they have daemon princes), but I think it's reasonable to assume the primarch(s) still have their own preferably not xeno-cabal related agenda.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:37 No.9096558
    OP, it may or may not affect you, but I'm pretty sure by Horus Heresy story, Alpha Legion joined Chaos because a conclave of Xenos showed Alpharius that if Horus lost the heresy, the Imperium would fall into decay, and everything would be consumed by Chaos. But if He won, the power invested in him by the Chaos gods would lead to an empire that turned on itself quickly, obliterating itself, and with it, the Chaos Gods.
    So, Alpha Legion chose to sacrifice itself to kill Chaos.
    Then Horus lost anyway, and Alpharius was "slain". So they're stuck on a team they never wanted to join.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:39 No.9096593
    If they're stuck on a team they don't want to be on, is there the possibility they are working to destroy chaos from within?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:39 No.9096600
    Copy/pasting my standard response to "OMG ALPHARIUS WAS DUPED"

    "I think it's more interesting that you don't seem to think it's possible that A and O lied to the Cabal.

    Alpharius had just seen some very interesting information, but had no way to be sure. He also knew that the Cabal was going to stick its nose into whatever he did from then on unless he 'accepted' their mission. I don't think it's unreasonable to conclude that Alpharius lied to the Cabal about believing them, and waited until he had more information before making his move."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:41 No.9096618
    It is possible, sure. They might also be trying to destroy humanity manually and hope the destruction of chaos didn't have an expiration date.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:41 No.9096631

    yes, I knew that was why he did it, for the most part

    but I also thought this was interesting:

    >"It is also noteworthy to mention John Grammaticus, the human agent made to first contact the Alpha Legion with the Cabal's wish to parley, was described in Dan Abnett's novel, Legion, as a man very similar to the Emperor himself. John had been alive for thousands of years, and had even met the Emperor face to face once, before the Emperor had even finished uniting the various factions of men on Terra (Earth). "
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:42 No.9096647
    Ultramarines are the Omega legion.

    Notice how they have their own near-autonomous realm on the far east side of the Galaxy, a few hundred worlds and their PDFs at their control (that have been mandated to follow the laws that the Ultras lay down), at least one full-blown forge-world, and how they've concentrated their descending legions around that area.

    Imperium is shaky enough as is. What happens when everyone's (MATTWARD) favorite boys in blue turn their emblems upside down and say "BRING ON THE EIGHT POINTED STAR"?
    >> St. Suicide[X] !Psy8qBj25Q 04/09/10(Fri)23:42 No.9096656
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    I feel bad for the Alpha Legion as they will be GW's bitch till the end of time as there is no plot advancement
    teams locked srry XXth Legion
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:43 No.9096665
    Someone should make a troll image about the Alpha Legion.


    And then everyone is Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:44 No.9096685
    Only time will tell
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:45 No.9096690
    but there already are omegamarines and they are ultramarine subchapter
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:45 No.9096698
    If I didn't have chemistry homework due in an hour, i'd be all over that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:45 No.9096703
    /r/ing picture of Ultrasmurf Alpha Legion that I've seen
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:46 No.9096718
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    Barring that, someone at least draw me a trollfacing Alpha Legion marine.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:47 No.9096747
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    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:51 No.9096804

    >> DOOMRIDER 04/09/10(Fri)23:52 No.9096822


    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:52 No.9096833
    The Emperor? Alpharius.

    Abaddon the Despoiler? Alpharius.

    That hot battle sister you were getting it on with last night? Alpharius.

    You? Alphar- Just kidding, you're Omegon.
    >> Omegon 04/09/10(Fri)23:53 No.9096849
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:53 No.9096853
    Grammaticus was only an early, powerful psyker.

    The Emperor dwarfed him.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:54 No.9096874
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    The Alpha Legion is this, but in SPAAAAAAAAAACE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:54 No.9096878
    Guys I'm worried. I just looked outside and there are dogs staring at my window.

    I think they may be Alpha Legion marines.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:55 No.9096885
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:57 No.9096925
    Me and my girlfriend are going half and half on a chaos army as I already play Necrons/Salamanders and she plays Orkz.

    We're each going to buy 1000 points so that they could be put together to form a 2000 to play if need be.

    Anyone able to think of a good fluff way to justify Alpha Legion (mine) and Red Corsairs (hers) working together? As I really want to be able to earnestly scream FOR THE EMPEROR! while playing a chaos army.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:58 No.9096950

    Just say they're all Alpha Legion.

    It's probably true anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:58 No.9096957
    Her Red Corsairs are actually Alpha Legion.
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    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)23:59 No.9096969
    >if GW ever advances the story

    We have to convince them that advancing the story would be profitable first. As it is, they're making plenty of money by not doing so.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:00 No.9096993

    Not that I wouldn't mind a little development on what various parties have been up to for the past ten millenia.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:02 No.9097021
    I enjoy that idea very much. Thank you gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:03 No.9097045
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    Newby dorf question here: how do I tell my dwarfs to move stuff _back_ from the trade depot? I moved a bunch of crafts for a second trade at the trade depot but the dwarf merchant decided it was time to leave by the time all the stuff got there. Will my dwarfs just pick it up and move it back to the right stockpile?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:04 No.9097059
    Incidentally, dwarves are also Alpha Legion.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:04 No.9097060
    Someone do a picture of some SMs standing around talking about AL. Suddenly one's face is an Alpha Legion guy, beat, then everyone is.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:04 No.9097062
    I'm going to field a chaos army as counts as ultramarines

    they will be fully painted as alpha legion except the chapter symbol hydra will be x'ed out and a crudely painted Omega over it
    >> DOOMRIDER 04/10/10(Sat)00:04 No.9097063

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:04 No.9097070
    no one knows about Omegon outside the alpha legion, tho the emprah probably knows, he knew with out corax telling him about corax's ability

    dan abnet has already said he would like to follow up on the story of alpharius/omegon, lrn2 blacklibrary
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:05 No.9097073
    no no. dorfs are alpharion too
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:05 No.9097082
    Dan Abnett just wants to write about GUARDSMEN and you know it.
    >> DOOMRIDER 04/10/10(Sat)00:06 No.9097089


    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:06 No.9097100
    Well, Hunt for Voldorius is coming out in September I think. Alpha Legion Vs. White Scars and Raven Guard (too bad we already know how it ends....or do we?)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:08 No.9097126
    Primarchs are roughly twice the overall size of regular marines, right?

    Alpharius and Omegon were about the same size as regular marines, right?

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:09 No.9097133
    White Scars turn out to be Alpha Legion.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:09 No.9097143
    >megon would often pose as a regular brother space marine, a bodyguard for Alpharius, or a company captain to name a few of his guises. Both Alpharius and Omegon would switch roles, leaving it virtually impossible to tell which was which. The entire chapter were made to look identical to their Primarch(s), allowing Alpharius and Omegon the subtle illusion of many faces.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:09 No.9097147
    I don't think they were quite twice the size of a marine (i think Magnus was the only exception), but yeah, Alpharius and Omegon are short. Their first company captain was as tall as them.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:10 No.9097153
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:10 No.9097159
    Not twice as big, but larger, yes.

    Alpharius is notable as being quite short for a primarch, and for picking marines who look just like him.
    >> Alpharius !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:11 No.9097189
    >> Alpharius !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:12 No.9097198
    NO I
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:12 No.9097201
    No you're not, you're Omegon.
    >> Omegon !/JhpOtcsFg 04/10/10(Sat)00:13 No.9097213
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:14 No.9097237
    That depends. Do we know where the idea originated?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:15 No.9097249

    >> Alpharius !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:16 No.9097265
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:17 No.9097282

    is there an average size for the primarchs? because some look huge like horus, magnus, angron. while others look very skinny and more human-sized like Sanguinius, Fulgrim and Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:17 No.9097283

    Because I am Anonymous
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:17 No.9097292
    I AM GAY

    i admit it
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:18 No.9097294

    only the REAL Alpharius can decide that
    >> Big A 04/10/10(Sat)00:18 No.9097296

    From me, just now
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:18 No.9097301
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:18 No.9097302
    This never occurred to me, but it totally fits.
    >> The Real Alpharius !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:18 No.9097305

    I decree it so
    >> Roboute Guilliman 04/10/10(Sat)00:20 No.9097338
    Hey Alphafags, just being more of a tactical genius than either one of you ever could be.

    Brb, busy being the spiritual liege to every space marine in existence.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:21 No.9097344

    He said the real Alpharius, not the real Omegon...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:21 No.9097345
    Hey Alpharius look, it's our old buddy Alpharius!

    Ain't he a kidder?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:21 No.9097348
    It's not really specified beyond A+O being marine-sized and Magnus being huge.

    ...so like, eight to twelve feet tall? I have no idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:22 No.9097356
    around 9ft
    i think magnus was able to alter his appearance liek the emprah Himself, to make himself appear larger or smaller than his true size
    >> The Real Alpharius !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:22 No.9097369

    except you were duped and had your ass handed to you by us
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:22 No.9097371

    thats just Omegon, flip his chapter symbol upside down, spiritual liege my ass
    >> Omegon !nLkciQ9L6c 04/10/10(Sat)00:22 No.9097373
    Hi, Alpharius.
    >> Marneus Calgar 04/10/10(Sat)00:23 No.9097376
    Hey pops, i don't think so, GAWDEMPRAH MATWARD says i'm spirtual liege now, you had your turn
    >> Really the Real Alpharius, guys !wqccjq313A 04/10/10(Sat)00:23 No.9097379
    >> Omegon !nLkciQ9L6c 04/10/10(Sat)00:23 No.9097384
    Hello again, Alpharius!
    >> Omegon !/JhpOtcsFg 04/10/10(Sat)00:24 No.9097396
    no, you're Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:24 No.9097398
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/10/10(Sat)00:28 No.9097469
    Alpharius, what's up broseph?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:28 No.9097472
    So then everyone stands up. Even you.

    You all remove your masks to reveal you are Alpharius.

    In the grim dark future of the forty first millenium, real life is one of those dreams that you can't remember why it was scary at the time.
    >> Ingo Pech 04/10/10(Sat)00:28 No.9097481
    I am Alpharius
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:29 No.9097498

    I applaud you, Alpharius; I thought of posting the same thing, but I couldn't think of how to phrase it correctly.


    No, I am Alpharius!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:29 No.9097501
    Already is boyo
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:30 No.9097505

    Same old same old. Still punching the eye of terror?
    >> Ingo Pech 04/10/10(Sat)00:31 No.9097521
    we need to petition m00t to change anonymous to alpharius at least in /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:31 No.9097535
    so let's just picture this

    the emperor was in on the cabal pulling A+O to chaos

    Roboute was slain and replaced with A or O, who then led the Imperium to believe the opposite

    Fulgrim kills Alpharius?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:31 No.9097538
    I support this.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:32 No.9097541

    Yeah, pretty much. I hear you're still busy trolling Gravyboat?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:32 No.9097554
    You mean kills Omegon.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:33 No.9097570
    Depends. I may or may not BE Gravyboat.
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/10/10(Sat)00:33 No.9097574

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:33 No.9097580
    alpharius killed fulgrim, it is fulgrim on the golden throne, the emprah sits on macragge, but cypher is emprah, .... wtf am i doing???
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.9097591
    No I mean he kills-
    Dammit, we're going to be here all night.
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.9097596

    Gravyboat's in stasis, and for all I care, the faggot can stay there.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.9097601
    And Alpharius is a Baneblade squadron
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.9097605
    >get home
    >crack open a beer
    >play some tf2
    >computer is alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:35 No.9097616
    I don't know about that. He could just be a cleverly crafted statue encased in plastic.

    Or, knowing the Smurfs, a crude cardboard cutout.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:35 No.9097630
    This is Sindri in his new body.
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/10/10(Sat)00:36 No.9097643

    No matter where he really is, we all know he's not enough of a tactical genius to successfully pose as you, Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.9097660
    Creed is Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.9097663
    Wrong I am Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.9097665
    Why thank you Alph-I mean... Rachnus.
    >> Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.9097674

    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:38 No.9097676

    >sit down
    >take out my new novel
    >start to read
    >every character is Alpharius


    It would no doubt take much genius of the tactical variety to replace a primarch with several Baneblades...

    But then, I realized that Creed is Alpharius.


    You mean Omegon?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:38 No.9097683
    Everybody is Alpha legion
    >> Omegon 04/10/10(Sat)00:38 No.9097688

    no, I'm Alpharius...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097696
    No everybody is Alpharius!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097700

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097701
    Cabal tells Alpha siding with horus will ensure chaos eventually wipes itself out. And siding with the Emp will mean a forever war.

    Easy solution you mooks, Omegon leads the Alpha Legion in support of Horus.

    ALPHARIUS HOWEVER devotes himself to the Emperor.

    Thus fulfilling the prophesy and ensuring the Imperium continues its forever war. Of his fate... lol who knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097702
    No hwan eez loyal.

    Eeveryhwan eez Alpha Leejun.
    >> Omegon 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097710
    >get home
    >crack open a bear
    >start to play some tf2
    >enemy sniper rage quits and is a mod
    >tries to ban me from server
    >I am Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:39 No.9097721
    I'm Sindri
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    I'm Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:42 No.9097776
    I think Tzeentch might be Alpharius.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:42 No.9097785
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    Ah, yes, "loyalty." We have dismissed those claims.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:43 No.9097795
    Alpharius is Teenzech
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:44 No.9097808
    >crack open a bear

    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:44 No.9097812

    Don't be silly; Tzeentch isn't Alpharius, he's Omegon.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:44 No.9097821
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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:44 No.9097823

    >Crack open a bear

    My god.

    That wasn't a typo.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:45 No.9097826
    Alpha legion wins. I mean it's all three of the choices no matter who wins they win.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:45 No.9097837
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    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)00:46 No.9097841

    of course not. nothing I like to do to relax than enjoy a cold bear
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)00:46 No.9097852

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:47 No.9097860
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:47 No.9097865
    Beat me to it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWLw2-xRDg
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:47 No.9097867
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    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)00:47 No.9097874
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    No. I am
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:48 No.9097875
    I read that in the Heavy's voice.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:48 No.9097877

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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:48 No.9097890
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:49 No.9097897
    Alpharus accusing alpharus
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:50 No.9097911
    >Alphariusing Alphariusations
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:52 No.9097936
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:53 No.9097969
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/10/10(Sat)00:54 No.9097979
    My own clone etc etc.

    Floor is Alpharius. Chair is Omegon.
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/10/10(Sat)00:55 No.9097991

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:55 No.9098006
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:56 No.9098015
    Omegon is comfy.

    Alpharius is cold. : (
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:56 No.9098031

    Wasn't hippy enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:57 No.9098034
    I am slightly tempted to paint orks or tau in preheresy Alpha legion colours now...

    damn you, alpharius!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:57 No.9098047
    self-hate, you're such a masochist, alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:58 No.9098060
    Silly anon. Everyone knows that even the foul Greenskins recognize Rowboat Girlyman as their spiritual liege.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:59 No.9098072
    The Emperor was a withered old corpse before Horus killed him, he just looks like one now as the illusion slowly faded as he was no longer maintaining it.

    Also, Primarchs as twice as big as marines and Alpharius was two, two, two Primarchs in one, so each was just a big Marine.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:00 No.9098094
    This sort of makes sense. It would mean that the only surface large enough to write the number of reason's Vulkan is awesome his own penis.
    >> Strudel110 Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:01 No.9098119
    Orks dont care bout girlyman, or any beakie fur dat matter
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:03 No.9098173
    Y'all cultists posting in an Alpha thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:03 No.9098184


    open your eyes
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:04 No.9098199
    So Alpharius is brutally cunnin' and Omegon is cunningly brutal?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:05 No.9098210
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:05 No.9098220
    I SEE
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:06 No.9098229
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:06 No.9098236
    That's the OTHER emperor you were thinking of. Also Alpharius or Omegon
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:07 No.9098254
    there is nowhere in the canon that states that primarchs are twice the size of marines, they are signifgantly bigger, but not that big. alpharius and omegon are still the tallest of their legion
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:08 No.9098286
    >come home from work
    >sit down to pet my cat who just had kittens
    >she is Alpharius
    >kittens are Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:10 No.9098320
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:10 No.9098335
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    Alpharius if you fuck Alpharius you may need to see Alpharius to deal with chafing
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:11 No.9098356
    That was terrible. You should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:11 No.9098357
    You are Omegon
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098407
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:14 No.9098416
    >if GW ever advances the story something big comes out of this.

    Well, the project is currently on the backburner, but I've got some good ideas, like this new special character, Alphor of the Alpha Legion, the Alpha Hydra. He wields the Hydra blade, and wears Hydra armor. He also has the new psychic power, Hydra Jaws of the Hydra. Also, his armor is covered in Hydra heads.

    Everybody loves and respects him, and one time his army fought side by side with the necrons to eliminate a tyranid fleet, but then because he's Alpha Hydra of the Alpha Legion, he DOUBLECROSSED the necrons and reunited the splintered hive fleet and beat them up too, so then in his honor the tyranids made a new monster that is... a hydra.

    Also, he's actually an ultramarine in disguise, because everyone knows that all marines loyal or chaos keep a picture of rowboat girlyman in their locker to jack off to while they cry when they hope nobody is looking.

    What do you guys think?

    your pal, Matt Ward.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:15 No.9098443
    Very funny, Omegon.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:16 No.9098471
    That was Alpharius You,you....TRIPLE-HERETIC!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:16 No.9098474
    Omegon was Alpharius
    Alpharius is Omegon
    Creed is Omegon
    Who is Alpharius
    Who was Omegon
    Who everyone thought was Alpharius
    But wasn't
    Who turned out to be the Emperor
    But then turned out to be Robot Guilliman
    Who is a spritual genie
    But a little known fact is that all spiritual genies are Alpharius
    Who is omegon
    Or is he?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:16 No.9098478
    Soooo now our motto is "We are Legion, we are Alpharius" ?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:17 No.9098496
    Wall of dicks, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:17 No.9098501
    fffucking archive
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:18 No.9098519
    >implying it wasn't before
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:18 No.9098524

    Does he alpha around the battlefield in a gigantic hydra that alphas hydra marines?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:18 No.9098525

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:20 No.9098576
    Whatever, you... quadruple traitor.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:21 No.9098584
    Don't make me come over there Alpharius
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:22 No.9098608
    Alpharius, be nice to yourself.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:23 No.9098613
    Don't you tell me how to act towards me, me!
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:25 No.9098669

    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:27 No.9098721
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:28 No.9098737
    yes Alpharius?
    >> Alpharius Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:28 No.9098747
    You guys shut up, you're not Alpharius, I am Alpharius.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:29 No.9098750
    The hell you are, whats the name of your home planet then?
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098776
    No, I am Alpharius.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098780
    Go back to bed, Omegon. You're not fooling anyone.
    This is why you're the dead one.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:30 No.9098792

    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:31 No.9098799
    Ok Alpharius you really need to quit same fagging up the board
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:32 No.9098831


    you're on to me, Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:33 No.9098840
    Let this be a lesson to you, OP.

    I mean Alpharius.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:34 No.9098870
    Seriously no more same fagging
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:34 No.9098877
    We are Alpharius. We are Legion.

    Well, at least I am. I don't know about you guys.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:35 No.9098879
    Sure is me in here tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:35 No.9098880
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:35 No.9098881

    >implying this wasn't my intention all along
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:36 No.9098906
    >implying your anywhere near clever enough
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:37 No.9098927
    >implying I didn't just post this
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:37 No.9098937
    >implying I did not expect you to claim posting that
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:39 No.9098967
    Get a life you fucking samefag
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:41 No.9099011
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:52 No.9099219
    ffffffffffffffffucking archive
    >> Spartacus 04/10/10(Sat)01:52 No.9099222
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:52 No.9099225
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    either that or I'm Omegon.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)01:55 No.9099268
    Hey, hey, Alpharius?

    What is this fucking shit?

    Need to fucking quit it, Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:04 No.9099440
    Why yes Alpharius you and I and we are samefagging seeing as it is impossible not to. Because we are all Alpharius and Omegon
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)02:34 No.9099916
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    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)03:17 No.9100587
    bumping alpharius to the alpharius page
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)03:35 No.9100791
    Omegon, you dick. Why is this on page 3?
    >> Alpharius !/JhpOtcsFg 04/10/10(Sat)03:37 No.9100814
    Sup faggot. Stop stealing my name.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)03:41 No.9100861
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)03:50 No.9100919
    We are Alpharius.

    Alpharius is Legion.
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)03:53 No.9100942
    You should have already known that, me.
    When did I get so stupid?
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)04:28 No.9101321
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    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)04:31 No.9101344
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    I am Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)04:37 No.9101390
    WTB Alpharius becomming prince of chaos spam
    >> Omegon 04/10/10(Sat)04:56 No.9101558
    We should get m00t to set a thing that randomly filters anonymous to be omegon or alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)06:03 No.9102129
    >According to Legion Alpharius joined Horus because a TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY secret xeno cabal told him that if Horus won he would feel remorseful, wipe out humanity, and destroy Chaos in the process. This is all very stupid and not exactly Dan Abnett's most stellar writing.

    I love the Alpha legion, but this shit really is fucking bananas.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)08:57 No.9103352
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    WE are Alpharius!
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)12:50 No.9105550
    OP here

    Alpharius, you make me proud. can't believe this is still alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)12:50 No.9105562
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)12:52 No.9105576
    >The Imperium KNOWS Alpharius has a twin, so how and why would they decide to pretend they are completely wiped out? I can't think of anything more "fishy" than this whole situation.

    What;s your source for this? Last I knew, not even the Emperor knew Alpharius had a twin.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)12:53 No.9105595

    I love the fluff for the Alpha Legion as well, but when I read this book and thought about it I thought "C'mon Alpharius. you just let some xeno sorcery change the direction of your whole Legion."
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:02 No.9105690

    Gulliman = Tactical Genius

    Alpha Legion = Strategic Genius (yes, all of them)
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:12 No.9105823

    wait, before the primarchs were taken by chaos, did the emperor not even know what state they were in/what they looked like? how could he not know A/O were twins?

    wrong. Perturabo = tactical genius, Alpharius = strategic genius, Roboute = oppressive, "golden" boy. He stole Perturabo's writings even.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:17 No.9105884
    >We should get m00t to set a thing that randomly filters anonymous to be omegon or alpharius.

    i support this
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:55 No.9106384
    This! everybody lets get moot to do this

    DO IT NOW!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:55 No.9106390
    how do we make this happen?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:55 No.9106395
    shoot him a polite email explaining the joke and he might.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)13:56 No.9106402
    I doubt Big E designed Sangy and Magnus as horrible warp-twisted mutants so presumably he didn't intend Alpharius to have a twin either.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)14:06 No.9106579

    can we somehow get this thread archived so we may be able to direct him to it, instead of trying to fully explain to him?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)14:14 No.9106688
    I don't know if he would get it then, I don't think he is a warhamm like us but suptg is the place stuff can be archived.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)14:22 No.9106804
    archive thread, direct it to moot and explain whats going on and what we want
    >> Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)14:35 No.9107057
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)15:42 No.9108253

    how do we archive? link?
    >> Omegon Alpharius 04/10/10(Sat)15:57 No.9108458
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    >this entire thread
    >> Internet Black Knight 04/10/10(Sat)16:04 No.9108549

    thread has been archived. you're fucking nuts /tg/ - erm, i mean Alpharius.

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