What's Vulkan, Russ and Corax up to?

what is our current objective are we being attacked? are we going to attack somebody? need more info man.

Have we run into the 13th company at all? They'd probably look pretty similar at this point anyway.

>>8984805

They're each in command of a part of your force, but ultimately take orders from you, as it is your world and your Legion. They spend most of their time when not on missions broing it up with you in your expanded personal complex.

>>8984833

You're in the Eye of Terror, man. Right now, nothing of note is happening, although the entire planet is always on alert for Chaos incursions. Right now, you and your brother Primarchs are just chilling in your complex.

Traitor marine armor for the Fangs?

HERESY!

>>8984888

Actually, yes, they do appear from time to time, as do the Legion of the Damned.

>>8984926
them lets find somebody to fuck over.
whats the nearet chaos system, or planet?

So, what are we going to do today?

>>8984987

ROLL 1d7 to determine the nearest Traitor Legion planet.

>>8985012
sry kind of a newfag how does i roll?

>>8985027
dice+1d7 in the e-mail field.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8985012
put

dice+1d7 in the email field.

>>8985027

Email field: dice+1d7

rolled 5 = 5

>>8985052
thx

rolled 19 = 19

>>8985052
Looks like... I have no idea. Black Legion?

>>8985052

Nearest Traitor-Legion world is home to several Emperor's Children warbands.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8985074
FUCKSWEET. WE FINALLY GET TO HACK THAT FAGGOT FULGRIM'S HEAD OFF FOR WHAT HE DID TO FERRUS.

>>8985071
lets do it.
we have 100 silencers. what do our bros have?

>>8985113

You have twelve thousand Silencers, and your bros have... Themselves, and their excellent command skills.

rolled 38 = 38

Wouldn't it be badass if our constant trolling is what keeps Abaddon failing all these times?

rolled 82 = 82

rollin for mobilization

rolled 45 = 45

So, we're going after the Emperors Children.

Do we make it a full crusade, or only another trolling raid?

rolled 93 = 93

>>8985161
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8985176
>>8985161
Hahahaha, HAHAHAHA

>>8985191
i raged

>>8985172

It occurs to you that your Alpha Legion informant might be able to provide you with some useful information about the planet you're looking at raiding.

>>8985148
never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

i.e. no, he's just a stupid git who has no excuse for fail.

>>8985204
lets here it.

>>8985134
What do we have aside from marines? Does our planet have any sort of supporting population, from which we presumably draw recruits and supporting staff?

rolled 31 = 31

rolling for useful info from alpha legion contact.

>>8985204
Then ask him.

rolled 41 = 41

>>8985204
That he might. Call him up and ask if he has any info. All the while, insist that he's actually Alpharius, and tell him he's not fooling anyone if he denies it.

rolled 72 = 72

>>8985249

>>8985249

It is populated by every Null you've been able to get your hands on - Which is hard, because their are Imperial institutions and a Xenos faction that wish to utilize them as well.

>>8985273

You retreat into your inner sanctum, where you keep this little piece of heresy, and hook it up to your holoscreen, activating it. After a few moments, the customary figure in black armor appears, waiting.

rolled 80 = 80

>>8985278
any other imperium forces nearby?

>>8985308

Closest Imperial forces are on Cadia, which tend to blast any and everything that comes out of the Eye.

>>8985204
Get in contact with our informant then.

rolled 32 = 32

>>8985323
so were alone. i say lets just head out and see what we can do.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8985307
"HEY ALPHY! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. So me and the bros are about to go pound on Fulgrim in a way that even he won't like. Was wonderin' if you had any info."

>>8985352
Use this roll.

rolled 24 = 24

rollin for successful comm

rolled 100 = 100

rollan' communication success?

>>8985352

The black-suited figure looks at you for a while before speaking. "I know that Fulgrim's world is one of pure, unceasing physical pleasure. Given that this is a warp-based effect, you should be fine, as should your troops, but Russ, Corax and Vulkan may succumb to it."

>>8985416
way to go buddy

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I'm gonna stop rolling now.

>>8985278
Oh god, we've been breeding nulls as fast as we can for the last ten millenia. Even accounting for their rarity, we must have hundreds of thousands by now.

>>8985437

On the planet? Yeah. As Marines? only 12,000.

>>8985437
But where are we getting the raw materials? Other than grabbing them from worlds near the eye of terror.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8985424
"GOOD POINT. I know Russ at least, is going to try his best to outdrink the entire planet, which he probably can, but that'd take too damn long. Maybe we should put them in charge of the space battle, while we do the stomping ourselves. Any weaknesses to exploit?"

>>8985454
An entire society populated by people who are instinctively disliked... I wonder how that works. We must have implemented some sort of very strong social controls to keep things running right.

>>8985470
We steal from chaos it can't affect us after all.

rolled 74 = 74

>>8985477
God, I just read my own post and I hate it.

Statement COMMA! speculation COMMA! insinuation COMMAAA!!.

Just letting you know, I am ashamed.

>>8985477
This is actually a good idea.

We go planetside, our brothers stay up in space to provide tactical and logistic support.

>>8985477

"Nothing comes to mind."

rolled 16 = 16

>>8985509
I don't think nulls instinctively dislike one another.

>>8985509

Nulls don't unsettle each other.

>>8985548
Planet full of nulls.

The other Primarchs must be REALLY off-balance when they're here.

>>8985477
I second this

rolled 33 = 33

>>8985532
"WELL, THANKS FOR THE TIP ANYWAY. RACHNUS OUT."

(Transmission ends)

We go ask our bros how they feel about bombing the shit out of Fulgrim.

>>8985578

Russ slams his stein of mead against the table enthusiastically. "Well, I'd prefer another raid against Magnus and his drones, but hell, I'm up for whatever!"

>>8985608
"then lets do this"
whats our fleet status?

>>8985632

Your fleet is always ready for deployment - You have to be when you're surrounded by Chaos.

rolled 61 = 61

>>8985608
We make sure he knows he can't actually hit anyone unless they board his ship or something. How are Corax and Vulkan about the idea?


Also, it'd take more than an entire planet of nulls to unsettle a primarch. At least, a primarch like Russ or Vulkan, who both have strong, plentiful balls.

>>8985656
i meant whats it composed of

>>8985656
Fleet size? What kind of ass-kickery can it put out?

>>8985668

Corax and Vulkan, as two of your three lieutenants, are always ready to roll.

>>8985671

Your Flagship, along with a myriad of vessels you've captured/salvaged over the years, ranging from the Dark Age of Technology to the present day, as well as a number of Xenos vessels.

Break the bad news to our brothers that they can't make planetfall with us.

rolled 43 = 43

>>8985721
Sounds pretty sweet. I vote we ride a stolen Necon cruiser, straight into the planet's surface, then pour out of it like maniacs.

>>8985721
"LETS DO THIS CHUCKLEFUCKS"

prep forces for an invasion of the emperors children planet.

>>8985729

OH SHIT AN INFORMANT

>>8985754

Up to you.

What's our actual objective here? Our FINAL CHAPTER does not involve a mere raid. Are we going for Fulgrim's head? If so, we need a strategy to manage it- even with a legion of nulls, taking on massive demons is no picnic.

On a different but potentially related topic, have we bred giant null doomspiders in the last ten millenia?

rolled 44 = 44

>>8985797
do it

>>8985804

No, but you have perfected the art of modifying the Sandlegs cybernetically to fill almost any role.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8985804

True. Therefore I move that we have Vulkan and Corax stage a series of lightning raids on Emperor's Children strongholds to draw off their fleets and soldiers before we storm in and take out the big fag himself.

>>8985804
We definetely go for Fulgy's head.
The bastard has it coming, if he isn't on this planet we go for the next one, and the next one.
He killed ferrus, and for what it's worth he "killed" rowboat.

rolled 61 = 61

>>8985828
does he have an obvious capitol or position with which to launch our strike on?

Leave at least someone behind? You know, to defend our fortress?

Also, do we know what happened to Alpharius, did we ever tell him the Emperor knows about him, and have we ever faced Necrons?

Let's exterminatus their world... we have the ships to do it, right?

>>8985859
True, he's got 2 primarch kills under his belt.

However, its worth remembering that he's stuck in a snake like daemon body with no control. What happens when we get close?

>>8985868

All you know is that his planet is constantly moving through the warp, there one minute and gone the next.

Judging by the fact that the planet you're targeting only appeared recently, it's a good bet that it's Fulgrim's - You've got no idea of the topography, though. No one does.

>>8985913
only pussies exterminatus before an invasion, besides we need to confirm that we kicked him in the nutts with a power boot.

>>8985925
Oh well~

THAT JUST MEANS WE MAKE A PARKING LOT TO LAND ON FIRST.

DYNAMIC ENTRY~

Let's lead a number of squads with jetpacks from drop pods, and when they start to look overwhelmed, entrap the circling forces with flamer equipped terminator troops. And sandlegs

>>8985925
then lets just head out there and determin were to drop when we find a location that fits a capitol, or fortress description

Oh! Let's get a techmarine to craft our primarch with an honorary helmet for the occasion... with a trollface on it and on the back it says FULGRIM IS A QUEER

>>8986012
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!!
alos give him 2 power fists, and power boots

rolled 50 = 50

If it's always moving around, then I double-vote to have the other primarchs stage a series of lightning-raids to draw him out, and then blitz in with our full fleet and make it a war.

>>8986012

As you relay this order to the techies, Fire Strider makes his way out of his own personal quarters, coming out to greet you. He's mostly mechanical at this point - You had an arachnid Dreadnought specially crafted for him, so that his old, wizened form inside could still maintain its ferocity in combat well past his prime.

>>8985889
This, plus, what's with all the Fulgrim hatin'? I don't know much, but I thought he was trapped in the backseat, being mindraped and watching everything the daemon that possessed him did?

rolled 55 = 55

Fuck yeah Dreadspider.

We should call it a Dread-leg.

Tell me it's fucking huge. Like as big as a Land Raider.

rolled 54 = 54

>>8986115
Yeah, but no one but him knows that. At least as far as I know, to everyone else, it looks like he's just a bastard.

>>8986124

That would be an accurate approximation of his size, yes.

>>8986041
And a power folding chair!

>>8986085
I say we check our equipment with dreadleg, and scout the planet defenses with a small null squad, set up comm relay

We should also find a way to attach a lascannon to our crotches, and another one to dreadleg's stinger.

That way we can be all "Dreadleg grab my lascannon"
...
"PRIMARCHS!"

>>8986250
Why don't we incorporate lascannons into our pauldrons while we're at it?

>>8986204

As your fleet moves out, the techmarines onboard crafting you the requested helmet, you do a run-down of your armory. Everything is in peak shape - You just need to select what you want to outfit Fire Strider with for this mission. He's got three slots for ranged weaponry, one on his back and two on his face.

>>8985852
this is a sound plan... and keeps them out of the fire as far as make planetfall:cum buckets, then get their heads loped off by some schmuk of a traitor marine.

I'm also gonna second the dynamic entry plan... land on a symbolic patch of glass, then kill everything from there in an expanding circle. if at all possible we start at one pole and work our way to the other

>>8986275
Bolter turret on his back, assuming it goes 360 degrees.

>>8986275
Plasma cannon on his back, heavy bolters on his face

rolled 52 = 52

>>8986275
Back: Heaviest plasma cannon he can mount.

Face: Heavy bolters, full stop.

>>8986325
>>8986322

Alright, so it shall be.

Any particular weapons of your own you'd like to take?

>>8986322
>>8986325
thirded

Multi Melta on the back
Heavy Flamers on the face!

>>8986283
1200 people cannot encircle a planet. Just saying.

>>8986350
Power folding chair and a multi melta

>>8986368
rough not hashed out tactic. we'd work from pole to pole killing everything... not make a firing line from hell.

rolled 13 = 13

>>8986350
The venom fangs mark VII: A power/chain fist with poisoned blades.

A storm bolter and full compliment of grenades.

>>8986392
Emprah's Children dont go out en mass do they? I figured they were a raiding legion.

Hell, most of them are probably too fucked up on drugs and torture to see us coming.

Thats another thing. These guys are Slanneshi, lighting them on fire makes them go "feelsgoodman".

>>8986412
I'll second this, do we have Terminator armor as well?

A Custom Thunderhammer, with a chainsword stuck on the end for good measure. Name it "Chaosraper" with sigils of hate and 0's all over it

>>8986412

Alright, done.

As your fleet draws closer to the planet, you can see from above that it has an odd protrusion... A tremendous pillar, with a line through the middle, and at the peak, a crescent shape. A planet in the shape of the symbol of Slaanesh. This is definately the place.

>>8986275

How many sandlegs do we have total?

>>8986471
Sounds more like a planet with a giant mutilated penis to me but oh well, let's be the /herpes/ to Slaanesh

>>8986471
Slowclap for style points then

>>8986471
Try to land a drop pod right on that fucker's head!

Now that I think about it, have we any news about Jaghatai Khan?

>>8986522
He's stuck in the webway. It's kind of different than the warp.

rolled 67 = 67

>>8986488
Slaanesh gets off on herpes.


Are we going to use the "Have the other primarchs draw them off while we DYNAMIC ENTRY" them with a cruiser" idea?

>>8986522

No one's heard from him in a LONG-ass time.

>>8986474

3,000.

>>8986530
>During one battle, it was reported that Khan was sucked into a warp portal to fight for all eternity. This may be true, but it is more likely that his ship was lost in the warp,

>>8986534
yea

>>8986471
fire al weapons on the mark and destroy it as a way to say fuck you slaneesh, and fuck you fulgrim

>>8986471
I say we use Steel Rain and overwhelm the fuckers before they realise what hit them!

rolled 62 = 62

>>8986658
>>8986534
Let's do both.

rolled 62 = 62

>>8986679

>>8986679

Alright!

The fleet moves into position, and your three lieutenants, using their suebsections of the fleet, set to work demolish the symbol. Meanwhile, you hop into a drop pod, with Fire Strider in another, and most of your legion's marines in the rest, and head down towards the planet.

rolled 54 = 54

>>8986716
lets drop as close as we can so we can kick those fucks in the balls

rolled 61 = 61

Gobbo has so far taken every single idea I've proposed in this thread.

Should I be flattered?

(Note: I'm that guy who wants to do a Tlaloc Quest when this one is over.)

What are the outcomes we expect from this fight? Kill Fulgrim? Kill all the Emperor's Children. Cripple them severely.

>>8986738

You have no idea what part of the planet Fulgrim might be on.

Roll 1d100 to see how close you are!

>>8986764
pretty much

rolled 47 = 47

>>8986765

rolled 20 = 20

>>8986765
Rollan

Oh, after this we must find some way to troll the Smurfs...
Spiritual liege my ass.

>>8986781
looks like were all up in his base killin his dudes what is he gonna do?

>>8986778
Eh, got a fighting advance in our immediate future I see.

>>8986778

You've no idea where he is in relation to your position, as the drop pods start to rain from the sky. Disembarking as soon as you touch down, you can see as Fire Strider tears his pod apart from the inside. He has a tendency to do that.

Looking around, the landscape ripples with tentacles, large and small.

User created do not steal, it's Rachnus with his sandleg Primarch armor lol

>>8986845
tear your way till you find any location any kind at all

rolled 73 = 73

I dunno, I'm ok with fighting our way to Fulgrim. We're gonna WIN of course.

>>8986845
Vox up to our brothers and ask what they see.

Regroup with the rest of our legion and PICK A DIRECTION, CHUCKLEFUCKS.

>>8986863
I thought Rachnus was black/middle eastern

rolled 99 = 99

>>8986877
rollan for direction

>>8986863
oh god lol.

Let's fuck up the closest legion garrison, lead the charge!

>>8986906
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8986863

Not even close. Pic related.

>>8986877

Pick aa direction, any direction.

rolled 52 = 52

>>8986899
He is, that's a troll.

Hop on board Firestrider and get to rollin' up on Fulgrim's pasty ass.

>>8986899
you got a problem with LIGHTSKINS, motherfucker? He too LIGHTSKINNED for yo black ass?

I heard that used once, in a movie theater I never go to anymore.

TOWARDS THE PENIS

rolled 94 = 94

>>8986921
i say north west
rollan for ot being the right direction

>>8986944
ONWARD TO THE PENIS

>>8986944
>>8986944
THINK LIKE FULGRIM.

TOWARDS THE GIANT DICK SYMBOL.

>>8986944

ALRIGHT.

Off you head, aboard your giant spider-dread steed, your marines marching alongside you, chopping down any tentacles that get in the way.

>>8986954
>>8986944
I say towards the base of the penis

rolled 74 = 74

I'm gonna say that Fulgrim is probably hiding in the giant planetary dongus, so let's head toward that.

"MAN, HOW 'BOUT THAT PENIS STATUE? YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING."

rolled 10 = 10

>>8986972
>Think like Fulgrim


Probably not the best idea.

We should start blasting straight through the center of the penis formation, until we form through our laser and bomb blasts a "Catheter" if you will. That will fuck up Fulgrim's fun.

rolled 61 = 61

>>8987006
rollan to see if they care

>>8987006
OF COURSE, we cant forget the constant insults and taunts over open Vox channels.

so is it just tentacles right now? were are all the traitor marines then?...

"YOUR WHOLE PLANET IS A SACK FOR NUTS, AND MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR CHAOS CANDY ASS"

rolled 68 = 68

>>8987046
Jerking each other off over the diaries of the Marquis Du Sade while injecting heroine into their balls and doing shots off of Daemonettes.

rolled 87 = 87

>>8987063
rollan for effect

>>8987028

The vox response is just screaming. Endless, horrific screaming. Everyone can hear it. Several marines' voxes short out, it's so powerful.

>>8987046

ROLL 1d100 FUCKERS

>>8987046
Gettin' high.

rolled 90 = 90

>>8987085

>>8987093

SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE TENTACLE FOREST, DAEMONETTES. HUNDREDS OF THEM.

rolled 31 = 31

>>8987093
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

Rollan to override him.

>>8987093
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO!

rolled 76 = 76

>>8987118
SHITFUCK.

LET LOOSE ON THEM WITH EVERY GUN ON OUR GIANT SPIDER MOUNT. ROLLING FOR ACCURACY.

rolled 73 = 73

>>8987139
rerollan for accuracy

>>8987118
HEAVY WEAPONS WITH OVERLAPPING FIELDS OF FIRE.

REGULAR MARINES MAINTAIN DISTANCE, US AND THE TERMIES DIVE IN FOR MELEE.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8987146
>>8987139
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

use every melee weapon we have, and continue shooting.
rollan for effectiveness

>>8987118
I wonder if there's some Rokk wondering aimlessly about to land in the middle of this, because I sense some nasty about to happen.

>>8987148
we're all nulls... bu the plan still works

>>8987148

You start ripping and tearing into the warp-spawn, dismembering the lithe creatures with ease. But they keep coming, and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight, and you know that soon your men will start to fall.

rolled 20 = 20

>>8987202
Get angry. Get really angry.

Hope for a Dad Ex Machina.

>>8987202
Look for a leader daemon. A sorcerer, chaos champion/lord, anything.

CUT OFF THE HEAD, THE BODY WITHERS.

rolled 46 = 46

>>8987202
call in a orbital bombardment to cease there assualt
rollan for effect on the horde

>>8987226

Roll to see if you can spot some sort of coordinating presence.

AND ROLES DON'T DO JACK UNLESS I CALL FOR THEM, YOU DICE-HAPPY CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>8987233
Divert some macro cannons to nail these bitches.

Also, what's the luck on the fleet? Weren't they trying to take out Fulgrim's giant dong?

Get all the missle launchers and plasma cannons, aim for the center of the mass, fire a direct line through the middle, charge. Have tactical marines throw frags and smoke grenades to cover us as we charge towards Penisland

rolled 32 = 32

>>8987270
FOR OUR FATHER!

rolled 94 = 94

>>8987270

rolled 29 = 29

>>8987270
lolumad?

>>8987319
>>8987315
DODGED A SPIKED TENTACLE COCK THERE.

rolled 68 = 68

>>8987270
Coordinate this Heretics!

>>8987315

You can make out a large, goat-headed creature above the tentacled forest, its arms seeming to direct the daemonettes like puppets.

rolled 25 = 25

>>8987270
rollin'

>>8987347
RIP AND TEAR!
RIP AND TEAR ITS GUTS!
IT'S HUGE!
THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR!

rolled 21 = 21

>>8987347
Charge our dread leg right at it while it's plasma cannon blows goathead's balls off

>>8987347
Anyone with a long ranged gun that isnt holding back the tide SHOOT AT HIM.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8987347
CHARGE FORTH TO GLORY
KICK THAT CHUCKLEFUCK IN THE BALLS

where is fire strider?

>>8987347
Do we have orbital support or don't we? Power armor has been known to withstand nuclear bombardment! Flesh, even daemon flesh, does not!

rolled 45 = 45

>>8987375
win

>>8987377

You're riding him.

>>8987375

Fire Strider's Plasma Cannon incinerates the fucker's groin, and a good chunk of everything behind the creature, creating a path for your troops towards the symbol.

>>8987410

>>8987410
Make sure he stays down and head for the symbol.

>>8987378

You do, but I honestly wouldn't reccomend using it.

Wow, this sounds like Mary Sue Quest: The Mary Sueing

>>8987410
CHARGE!!!

by the way whats the hordes status? and our armies status?

rolled 54 = 54

>>8987410
Teleport and Jumppack our troops over his death site, give the daemons the finger, then jump along back to our badass primarch and kick ass on Pen Island

yawn loudly over the vox. mention what a boring shithole this planet is. declare that if it was a khornate world, there'd at least be something interesting to look at

>>8987439
Nah, it's actually Railroad Quest: The Railroading

>>8987428
>>8987441

As you charge forward, you notice the horde losing its coherency. After a few more hours of slogging through Daemonettes and tentacles, you make it to the base of the symbol, the majority of your marines still alive.

>>8987475
It's time to send a message. Knock it down.

>>8987475
JAWSOME
now is there a way up to the top are all the guards dead?

>>8987486
you realize if we knock it down, we are in effect "Cockknockers"

>>8987505

Actually, you can see what looks like... A giant vagina at the base. Probably a door of some kind.

>>8987513
Fun times.

PUNCH THROUGH IT.

>>8987513
I guess it's time to get our Freud on then.

>>8987513
punch the fucking door in

>>8987521
>>8987527
>>8987538

Fire Strider blasts the thing open, and inside you can see passageways leading upwards. They look like... Well, what you'd expect something on the other side of a vagina door to look like.

>>8987513
Quick someone find the G spot

>>8987554
any resistance?

>>8987554
JIZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE
IMPREGNATE A PLANET

>>8987554
at least it's not a wall of dicks

>>8987569

Not yet, but you can hear screams drawing closer.

>>8987580
That comes (HURR) later

>>8987587
INVESTIGATE!

>>8987587
make our way to it and punch the g spot if we find it

>>8987608
>>8987603

Roll 1d100.

rolled 27 = 27

>>8987614

rolled 66 = 66

>>8987614
rollin'

>>8987587
Kill the babydaemon in utero NAO

>>8987474
>>8987439
I do belive you are fag, the saming
0/10 try harder next time

rolled 44 = 44

>>8987639

>>8987623

You see them a split second before they strike, a squad of Noise Marines barreling out of one of the passages, in the midst of your Silencers in moments, hacking and slashing as they wail.

>>8987664
CLOSE COMBAT SPECIALIST TIME.

If we brought that power chair, now's the time.

rolled 63 = 63

>>8987664
Blind Grenades, then line them up with the cannons!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8987664
lay down supression fire with our fire teams lob a few grenades, and charge in with all your melee units.
rollan for effect

>>8987664
leap off of our mount and behead a few. order Firestrider to start climban and killan on his own

>>8987705
jawsome

>>8987706

You jump into the fray, doing your best to smash these fuckers, but they're quick, dodging and weaving. It takes minutes to down what turns out to have been a squad of five traitor marines, and in that time they took out 73 of your Silencers.

>>8987705

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ROLLS I DIDN'T ASK FOR?

I DISREGARD THEM.

>>8987756
your just mad because it was completely successful

>>8987756
We cant keep taking loses like that, tighten formation.

>>8987768

Not really. You acted based on someone else's directions, and 73 of your marines are dead.

rolled 79 = 79

>>8987756
WHAT.

FIVE FUCKING NOISEMARINES KILLED 73 OF OUR ELITE SILENCERS.

I. CALL. BULLSHIT.

>>8987790
no im the one who said laydown a suppression field but yooou disregarded that, we could have saved alot of marines lives.

meanwhile moving along! I bet we smell something fishy up ahead

>>8987835
I wonder what?

I'm still calling bullshit on the loss of seventy three fucking marines. Just no.

Form up and advance in a square formation.

>>8987835

Indeed. As you ascend, you encounter a few more attacks periodically, but having weathered the first one, your Silencers know to just start shooting in the direction the screams come from, and you suffer very few casualties as you move upwards. Gradually, you can detect a moaning noise, that grows louder and louder the higher you go.

rolled 92 = 92

>>8987874
rollan to investigate

Please be a little lost ork, all alone. We need a pet ork

>>8987874
Clearly that's Fulgrim, bouncing on the Thor he bought from baddragon.com(Seriously don't visit it). Be extra cautious as you shout insults at him and revv your poisonous chainfist.

rolled 52 = 52

>>8987936
if so
"HEY FAGGOT PULL THE DILDO OUT YOUR ARSE AND FIGHT ME"

Bomp

>>8987936

Finally, you and your marines emerge into a vast, fleshy chamber. Everywhere there are slaves, merged with the chamber walls, moaning with pleasure, forming a chorus of orgasmic voices. At the far end of the chamber, on a throne crafted from the finest materials imaginable, sits a serpentine, four-armed figure. You can recognize the power armor it's wearing.

Fulgrim.

"Well, hello there, little man." He drawls, his talons clicking on the armrest of his throne. "To what do I owe this pleasure?"

>>8987936
There's nothing in that website.

>>8988010
We reply "BADGER CUNTING FUCKFENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS" and spray his pets down with bolter fire.

>>8988010
"VENGEANCE"

>>8988014
you would look
>>8988010
ENOUGH BULLSHIT FAGGOT PULL THAT COCK OUT YOUR ASS AND FIGHT ME

>>8988010
"Oh, just thought we'd pay you a visit, catch up, blow your brains out."

Flamers: TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALLS... TILL THE STIMPAKS RUPTURE MY BALLS, MAKE ALL THE BITCHES FALL...
AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET FLAME ON

>>8988038

The slaves moan ecstatically as your shells blast them apart, only to have them reform seconds later.

Fulgrim unfurls himself from his throne, drawing his four rapiers. "Vengeance, brother? Really? For Ferrus, perhaps? You were never that close to him. Roboute? We all hated that little rat."

>>8988010
"If it makes you feel better, you can blame it on the inevitable entropy Nurgle proclaims. Or the treacherous plots of Tzeentch.

But really it's 'cause I want to BEAT YOUR CANDY ASS INTO A PULP!"

Naturally, While we speak, haul every silencer with a heavy weapon to the front of the formation (right behind us) and have them all open up at once.

>>8988038
I like his idea better

>>8988061
You think yourself so fucking smart well fuck you.

>>8988099
"Hey, just got lonely, thought we'd come catch up, for old times sake."

Walk towards him. Offer a bro-fist.

Why? Because he's busy feeling every sensation he could possibly feel, by dint of the planet's warp-effects.

We're a null.

When we get close enough to him, the shock will probably kill him.

>>8988095
"RAPIERS ARE FOR QUEERS, READ THIS!"

Point to the back of your shiny new helmet and then give him the Degeneration X "Suck It" move

Fulgrim doesn't seem particularly surprised that we're not dead.

New plan. We're anathema to Fulgrim, an empty hole in the warp which pleasure can neither enter nor leave. We go totally silent, and NULL at him as hard as we can. No emotion, not even anger, just cold empty rejection.

>>8988095
BADGER FUCKING CUNT FUCKITY FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOU SHIT LICKING BALLBUSTING THUNDER CUNT FUCK!!!

then charge forward towards him with melee weapons at the ready. have your men cover you

>>8988095
"YOU KILLED TWO OF OUR BROTHERS, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK, EVEN IF WE WERENT CLOSE, IT MUST BE ANSWERED FOR."

Use flamers

>>8988145

these

I'd like to go with the "Don't give a shit at him so hard he dies" Plan.

>>8988153
>BADGER FUCKING CUNT FUCKITY FUCK YOUR FACE FUCK YOU SHIT LICKING BALLBUSTING THUNDER CUNT FUCK!!

It's people like you who ruined the Angry Marines.

>>8988145
>>8988149
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>8988149
>>8988145
These two, with a side order of wondering about >>8988148

>>8988179
im with this

>>8988145
BRO-FIST OF THE ASTRONOMICAN BEACON.

>>8988171

He laughs as your men fire at him - Every projectile, every tongue of flame what comes within 5 meters of him turns into a puff of cocaine.

"I'm sorry Rachnus, but if you want to do anything to me, you're going to have to do it yourself."

>>8988214
C'MON! USE OUR POWERS OF NIHILISTIC NULL-NESS ON HIM.

>>8988214
ignore him to death

>>8988239
>>8988179
>>8988149
>>8988145
DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>8988239
>>8988241

He just stares at you. "Really, Rachnus? Really? You think you can wish me away?" He begins to laugh, his mirth growing louder and louder, until your power armor has to cancel out the noise.

>>8988273

shoryuken to the dick

>>8988273
wait till he's laughing to hard to notice, then walk up and upper cut the chucklefuck

>>8988273
RAILROADER.

RUN UP AND HUG HIM, WHILE STILL FEELING NOTHING ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

>>8988273
continue to ignore him. he's trying to provoke a response

ask the nearest marine if he's seen any good movies recently

>>8988214
"fine, one last brofist before I off your brother-killing ass then?" walk towards him for said brofist as you would have before the heresy, staying ready to stike. If he goes for the fist cool, take it then hack off the hand; if not attack straight off the bat

>>8988309

He grins, his eyes sparkling. "Now that's the cunning, deceptive sonuvabitch I remember."

ROLL 1d100

The proper course of action has already been posted. If we're not allowed to do it, that's not our fault.

rolled 73 = 73

>>8988327

>>8988302
This. Converse as if he's not there.

Casually insult his taste in decor as "Tacky".

>>8988337
well fuck

>>8988337
>:(

rolled 64 = 64

>>8988327

rolled 59 = 59

>>8988327
Rolling

>>8988339
"so you saw avitar? what are you a furfag?"

>>8988337

Oh, man...

He lops off your left hand faster than you can see him move. Moving back out of reach, he chuckles. "I can take you apart, just like I did Fulgrim, Rachnus..."

>>8988337

Oh fuck, why are we so bad at rolling?

>>8988383
Bitch, I got another hand, you snakefucking bitch!

And then smack him with the good hand.

>>8988383
Pick up the hand and throw it at him.

>>8988383
go back to your marines and converse, and ignore him it might work.

>>8988383

Sure is taking the course of action that best fits the railroad in here, as opposed to the ignore/wait it out that everyone else wants.

>>8988404

ROLL FOR HANDTOSSING.

>>8988383
IGNORE PAIN, THINK ABOUT POWEFIST REPLACEMENTS FOR LATER.

we dont know about Fulgrim's situation IC, ask about it.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHUCKLEFUCK?"

>>8988404

This.

>>8988383
>he chuckles. "I can take you apart, just like I did Fulgrim, Rachnus..."

>Just like I did Fulgrim

>Fulgrim

lolwut

rolled 3 = 3

>>8988412
ROLL WITH THE EMPRA

rolled 10 = 10

>>8988387
D100's are cursed. Totally using a D20 when I do my thread.

We trust in our mighty primarch blood to coagulate quickly and draw back to punch his smug face in with our completely overblown venom chainfist.

>>8988409

You're not going to be able to think him to death, no matter how many people like the idea.

My apologies.

>>8988427

>>8988436
>:(

rolled 41 = 41

>>8988387
D100's are cursed. Totally using a D20 when I do my thread.

We trust in our mighty primarch blood to coagulate quickly and draw back to punch his smug face in with our completely overblown venom chainfist.

rolled 30 = 30

>>8988427
SUCK A DICK

>>8988427

Your hand hits him smack in the face, knocking him backwards as the chainfist revves to life, cutting into his flesh.

MOVE QUICKLY.

rolled 40 = 40

>>8988455
Shit, double post.

Anyway, Totally drill him in the face with our remaining hand. Come back for a combo with our stump.

>>8988471

Inquiry about how our Null presence affects/has no affect on him now that we are in close quarters.

>>8988471
UPPERCUT UPPERCUT ITS AWWWWWIGHT.

>>8988471
INSERT POWERCLAW INTO CHEST

LAUGH AT THAT SILLY BITCH THOUGHT CUTTING A HAND OFF WOULD STOP HIM

ORDER THE MEN TO FUCK EVERYTHING'S SHIT UP WHILE HE'S DOWN.

>>8988471
BONE CRUSHING T-BAG TO THE FACE

rolled 74 = 74

>>8988471
STUMP COMBO FOR THE EMPRAH.

IF HE TRIES TO RECOVER, BITE OFF HIS GODDAMN HAND.

>>8988487

This is perhaps the one spot in all of existence where he is at his most powerful. Your Null powers are more an annoyance than a weapon here.

>>8988491

ROLL IT

>>8988502
STOP YOU, I MEAN

rolled 18 = 18

>>8988520
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK

rolled 10 = 10

>>8988523

rolled 30 = 30

>>8988523
4 TEH EMPRAH

rolled 69 = 69

>>8988523
FINISH HIM

>>8988523
ROLLING

OMNISSIAH BLESS THIS RNG.

rolled 29 = 29

>>8988539
FUCK YES A TEN ROLL UPPERCUT.

rolled 65 = 65

>>8988567
we got a 10 already

>>8988539

Your stump contacts with his jaw, and he goes flying backwards, onto his throne. Pulling the chainfist off his face, you can barely make out his features.

"I reduced your brother to nothing Primarch, I can do the same to you!" The creature shrieks, lunging forward at you.

>>8988587
AND I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!

fucking disembowel his daemonic ass.

>>8988587
counter his lunge with your other hand, and kick him in the groin with your leg.

>>8988587
FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE OTHER CHAINFIST, NAIL HIM IN THE FACE USING BOTH YOURS AND HIS MOMENTUM.

rolled 50 = 50

>>8988587
Punch him in mid-air, destroy, destroy!

CUT OFF HIS HAND, KEEP THEM BOTH AS TROPHIES

>>8988603

ROLL EET

rolled 62 = 62

>>8988587
HEADBUTT HIM IN HIS STUPID LYING MOUTH. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

ROLLAN'.

>>8988587

Be wary of his ninja scimitar faggotry while looking to land another blow like the punch to his face. Hopefully having your face sawed up will have reduced his speed/co-ordination.

rolled 16 = 16

>>8988617
PRAISE THE EMPEROR

rolled 4 = 4

>>8988617

>>8988631
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

>>8988631
GLORIOUS.

>>8988631
FUCKING WIN

>>8988631
Shit, you got in my way of my 4 with your weak ass 16 you useless chucklefuck!

rolled 96 = 96

>>8988631
>Rolled 16=16

Fuck yes.

>>8988631

As he lunges forward, you duck, driving your fist up into where you anticipate his chest to be - And connect. The chainfist drills right through his body, all the way down to the tip of his tail, as he lands on the ground, gasping.

>>8988587
disarm/disable/immobilize.

Carry out.

Save Fulgrim. This obviously isn't him in control here. (Fulgrim might have been a bit weird, but at least he knew how to use first person.)

>>8988661
dont give him a chance to recover curb stomp his ass

>>8988661
>Mortal Kombat voice

FINISH HIM.

>>8988661
Had enough yet, bitch?

However, >>8988663 is right. He might be a dick, but a dick who remembered, you know, first person and shit.

>>8988663
>>8988672
>>8988678
>>8988680

Need a tiebreaker.

>>8988661

Go in for a killing blow, while being mindful of faked weakness or other cliche shit Chaos would pull

CARRY HIM OUT

>>8988694
Do both: Reach in and pull that daemon right out of him- this is the Eye of Terror, shit is so fucked up IT MIGHT JUST WORK.

>>8988694
KURB STOMP

save his soul
Jesus style

rolled 4 = 4

>>8988680
Good point.

Cut all his arms off. Sew his lips shut, and drag him out of there. The Apothecaries can take care of him after we drive that stupid daemon out of him.

>>8988709
ALSO AWESOME

>>8988709
THIS

rolled 25 = 25

>>8988709
Reach in with the stump of our severed arm. The Daemon is held in our spectral null-hand.

We ignore IT to death.

>>8988740
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

>>8988712

As he lies on the floor, gurgling Emperor-knows-what, you lay a hand on him. The area beneath your palm immediately begins to burn, and the fire quickly spreads to the rest of his body.

"I'll be back... And I'm taking Fulgrim with me." The creature hisses, rapidly immolating itself.

>>8988651
STOP. ROLLING.

Also autosage.

I hope we save Fulgrim?

>>8988754
OH NO YOU DON'T, MAGGOT.

INVOKE DAD'S NAME, CAST THE DAEMON OUT

>>8988754

Although saving Fulgrim would be nice, if it's trying to get away, attempt to kill it in any way possible. Null overload in its weakened state or something.

rolled 66 = 66

>>8988754
Rolling to see if the Daemon IMMEDIATELY runs into Gork and Mork, who start chasing it around.

Also, let's get out of here, with Fulgrim dead this place has no value anymore, and will probably start exploding.

>>8988754
grab him with your nulhand, and prevent the deamon from leaving with fulgrim

Headbutt the Daemon to death.

>>8988793

Or at least collapsing. Getting burried in a thousand tons of slaaneshi flesh is probably not a good idea, power armor and null field or no.

>>8988774
>>8988783
>>8988793
>>8988796

As the body burns to cinders, you can hear a faint noise... You recognize the voice. It's Fulgrim's.

"I'm sorry..."

The voice fades into the sound of the burning corpse.

>>8988825
NO YOU FAGGOT

>>8988825
That's... really...

CHAOS IS FUCKING WITH US

>>8988825
I don't know if we were just trolled or what, and that annoys the hell out of me.

Grab our severed hand for later reattachment before leaving.

>>8988825
FUCKING CHAOS.

INITIATE SINGLE MANLY TEAR.

That's it. We're fucking pissed at that daemon, this planet, Slaanesh, and at Chaos in general.

Find a way to blast this planet to pieces.

RAGE AT THE GODDAMN WARP.

RAGE HARDER THAN WE HAVE EVER RAGED BEFORE. RAGE STRAIGHT TO ORBIT.

BLAST A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WARP THAN NOTHING CAN EVER LIVE IN AGAIN.

>>8988825

Single manly tear, grab hand. Return to orbit and burn the planet.

Burn it all.

>>8988873
this. if this is the fuckers place of power, deny it of him

>>8988873

So it shall be.

You destroy the world from orbit, unsure of what to tell your brothers. When informed of your hand issues (Which the Apothecaries say they can't reattach, although they can fix the armor), Vulkan offers to craft you something himself to replace it.

>>8988868
This.


Leave. Take our dead, loot the armor off all bodies. Nobody is to know WE were the ones who did this.


Then get some nova cannons and blow this bullshit the fuck up.

>>8988895
agreed start placing explosives

>>8988898
Fuckin' sweet.

Get him to make it, he knows what he's doing.

Aldo, go baw with Alpharius.

>>8988895
Make sure that not a single chaos marine escapes. If that bastard wants to rebuild his power base, make him WORK for it.

Make sure that the others know Fulgrim isn't in control, and that he's sorry.

>>8988898
Tell him to make us a robot hand shaped like a spider, that shoots Sandleg venom.

>>8988923

They all seem shocked. All these years, and it wasn't even Fulgrim that dealt the killing blow...

>>8988898
how about a chain fist that has flamer nozzles on it

>>8988960
so now what

>>8988960
Have him make you a giant power-drill hand.

>>8988960
So... That happened.

I guess we should go make sure the World Eaters didn't blow up our planet or something... Maybe get some fried chicken.

>>8988960
try to steer them towards a renewed drive to kill/redeem our other fallen brothers, If Fulgrim is possesed and therefore redeemable, there may still be hope for the others. We shall re-unite our brothers as best as possible and rectify Horus' moment of weakness with such extreme prejudice that the Eye itself will collapse in upon itself taking with it every single tainted soul and every spec of tainted matter so that all that remains is our fortress there

>>8989002

Quest's over, at least with me as DM.

Your fleet returns to Maloris, and Vulkan crafts you a replacement hand for the one you lost. You, Russ, Vulkan and Corax continue to bust Chaos' balls in the Eye.

It's been a pleasure DMing for you all, I've enjoyed this quest immensely.

>>8989002
Now, we find Perturabo, Angron, Mortarion, Magnus the Red, and Lorgar.

AND KILL THEM TO DEATH.

>>8989057
thanks man. You do know that /tg/ cannon is gonna have a field-day with this now... right?

Eh. Kind of cool I guess. It seemed to run out of steam a little toward the end though.

I'm going to start Tlaloc quest soon. Any votes as to when I should do it, or suggestions in general?

>>8989086

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Kind of unfortunate that the quest never covered that Council of Nikaea or whatever it was where they decided to outlaw sorcery, but meh.

Tlaloc-Quest Guy, I hope to see you starting up in the near future. You know I'll be there.

I may feature the Council of Nikaea event in my quest. Feel free to chime in as Rachnus if I do.

>>8989176

... I think I will.

Keep an eye out for Rachnus !XGZ8nDwSYI.

Just for the quest thread, I'll be using this name, so keep an eagle eye out for it.

>>8989211

Will do.