After battling your way off an uncharted world, you returned to the lawless city of New Jerusalem to collect your horde of treasure - treasure stolen from High Lord Bryston Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

There you met and befriended Endman of Futuron, an adventurer without fear. With his aid you bought the loyalty of Azimuth of the Ice Men and the space knight Rom, and liberated your treasure once more.

Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you saved the life of the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by Spruesworth. Clarke, in turn, confided that most of the Space Police had been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

Now wanted dead or alive, with a seemingly endless stream of bounty hunters on your tail, the three of you have joined forces to bring down Spruesworth's corrupt regime.

Seeking allies, you fled to the hellish swamp-world of Oasis, where you found a thousand miners willing to revolt, if you could improve their chances of survival.

Striking a bargain, the miners provided you with a bargaining chip: blockonium, the substance every starship engine requires to function.

In need of aid and with nowhere else to turn, you crossed the border into Blacktron space to bargain with its nightmarish inhabitants.

The Blacktrons, in turn, were eager to aid in Spruesworth's demise, and provided you with a shadow field generator, which they claimed can render your ship invisible to all sight and sensor.

aww yiss

Now, in orbit above the desolate Blacktron world, you plan your next move.

The corpse of a long-dead Imperial soldier lies entombed in Clarke's cryofreeze, but the information on his transcoder (and the access code granting entrance to the Imperial city on Regis Major) lies within your ship's computer.

What will you do, Spaceman?

Previous threads are here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8845731
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8868254
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8907738

Let's have a look at what was on his transcoder.

sneak a peak at that shit

>>8947478
Blacktron's were always my favorite faction, cause they had the collest ships and coolest stuff. M-Trons were a valuable ally and I contracted ship mods to them. My main enemy were non-lego creatures as the aliens.

Now let's crack open that computer (figuratively) and get that message!

>>8947539

It's a military transcoder, two decades old at least, and among a stream of unimportant or obsolete data your robot discovered an access code to a certain door into the Imperial city.

You don't know if it's still valid.

we must somehow acquire a BLACK VISOR, the source of their great powers.

it will not be easy, but we must try. with it, we would be unstoppable.

attempt to trade Blockonium for Black Visor technology

>>8947575
They already took all our blockonium.

>>8947574
We won't know till we try it. Let's go!

>>8947574
Try and determine what door where!

Things on our to do list:

-Deal with Spruesworth
-Acquire hats

High Lord Spruesworth is on Regis Major, but your shadow field generator is untested, and the Blacktrons don't seem interested in further discourse.

If you want a place to land and work something out, the clandestine asteroid base is just across the border, or you could make for Oasis and try to find further shelter with the miners there.

Or you could go directly to Regis Prime.

Or try your luck in New Jerusalem again.


What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8947622
If you want to try and determine the location of the door in question, please roll a d12 and link to this post.

>>8947763

Lets let Binnie give it a go, he should be good with this kind of thing

>>8947799
it's dice+1d12, btw

rolled 8 = 8

>>8947763

Thank you Kind Sir

rolled 11 = 11

>>8947763

>>8947828
Bennie can determine that it's along the western starport wall, but he's never been an Imperial robot and he can't pinpoint it more than that.

Endman is ever-willing to offer his bold opinion:

"We should make directly for Regis Major, Spaceman! Tarrying with armies is not the way of a Futuron!"

"My burner lies at your call, but I yearn to taste glory!"

You know, I made that DF graphical release recently, and it's over 5000 downloads.
And there's a text file in that release with credits to the people who worked on it.
And at the bottom of that file is a single line:

"FOR ADVENTURE! FOR FUTURON!"

>>8948009
Tell him that we like his idea, but we still want a BIGGER SHIP.

...in retrospect, Easter weekend might have been a bad time to run this.

All the regular players seem to be gone.

Oh hey, regulars!

>>8948125
Also that's pretty awesome.

>>8948131
Well, the asteroid base isn't much help for a project of that size, but you could always risk returning to New Jerusalem...

You do know someone there.

>>8948132
That's sort of true, /tg/ is moving at glacial pace right now.

>>8948197
I don't trust the Blacktron tech worth shit, and bigger ships are more easily seen. All the same we should probably touch base with the guys in New Jerusalem to see if Azimuth and Rom want in on this action.

>>8948244
Blacktron space is cut off of communication with the outside Empire, so you'll have to cross the border to make any calls.

And I'm thinking I should put Spaceman's adventure on hold until the board comes back to life.

Yeah I vote we go back to NJ, and we can test out the Shadow Field thingy, and we can see about getting a ship that will fit all of us.

>>8947574
They're using old codes sir, but they're still valid.
Very well, let them proceed...

>>8948294

Now that you've got Bennie as a turret you can fit all thee of you into the Viper.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8948293

I agree OP.

Maybe you could show us some Lego Quest Out takes, or other behind the scenes stuff, I would LOVE to see your Lego Bucket!!!!

I actually think now is a good time to just do boring shopping, and fun stuff. I was looking forward to lego quest. Buuut. I guess we can let you leave us :(

>>8948323
Hahaha....

OK, hang on a minute.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8948321
Tinted windows illegal, SPRUCEWORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Head back to NJ, go hit up Boston Texas, lets see if he has any information on people who aren't buddy buddy with spruce.

rolled 12 = 12

Also I would love to know your tips and tricks.

Like, how are you taking such great Lego Photos!

Maybe Q&A Night?

Also, I wanted to request someone draw some of the Lego quest characters, in sort of a pulp space adventure comic style, but I realized, I don't know what any of them would look like without helmets!

are there any other potential allies we can call upon?

>>8948397
>Like, how are you taking such great Lego Photos!
Toy photography is relevant to my interests.

OP, what camera/settings are you using?

Oh what is this, I come back after work to find LegoQuest: Parallel works?

Also: We are going to new Jerusalem to get some loot. We might not need an army but the miners will, and they did us a favor with the blockonium, so we should at least set them up to ride out the inevitable shitstorm that will happen when we take out Sprew.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8948446
He doesn't know actually. It's rather silly.

I have all my Legos organized into gallon (or sandwich) Ziploc bags based on type. In this pic, reading from left to right we see animals, small pirate pieces, big rocks, plants, rods, hoses and levers, translucent pieces that are not OTCs, 1x1 cones or round plates, castle pieces, wheels and things that spin, space pieces, and large ship pieces.

I also have all my bricks and plates arranged by color, and broken down into bricks and plates (so I have a bag of blue bricks, of blue plates, etc.).

I have about ten bags for minifigs.

My box is 18 gallons, but I can't fit them all in it.

WEEP AND DESPAIR MORTALS!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8948125
Wait what, there si a new DF with tiles now?

>>8948549

RUN A ONE SHOT ABOUT A VIKING OR SOMETHING. FUCK.

>>8948446
>>8948472
Yeah, I just use the default Digital Macro settings for most shots. I don't claim to be a proficient photographer.

Besides, I like the way it makes everything look.

rolled 10 = 10

rolled 4 = 4

>>8948515


Show us all of it!
Inquiring minds want to know!

>>8948564
anons seem to be coming out of the woodwork now, proposing that you continue lego quest.

Yeeeeaahh. Orange Transparent chainsaw last stand quest. One guy with a OTCS vs, hordes of undead and monsters.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8948557

I see you have boats and such.... perhaps an Island Lego Quest.... get off the island kind of game?

I like the idea of Viking Lego Quest too!

>>8948643
that shirt...it's defying gravity

Arnold was a Viking.

He had a big axe and a smaller axe.

Arnold left a trail of dead wherever he went, because he was a Viking.

Where was Arnold going, /tg/?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8948741
To the bar. Cause he is thirsty.

You know, two things:
One, this quest is amazing in that everyone just pipes in when it starts. No trolling, no anger, just OHMYGODIT'SLEGOQUEST.

Two, I think /toy/ would LOVE this.

Shit just got real.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8948753
You know, thirsty for something other than blood.

>>8948727
There's actual literary genius in that line, I swear to god. So simple and so good.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8948727


See this is why I love Lego.... Lego can be anything you want it to be... LegoQuest is truly endless quest.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8948741
He is going to hop in his 1964 Lego Firebird.
North wind custom edtion, complete with dragon prow hood ornament.
Arnold plunders in style.
His skald/waifu/battle mate, is in the passenger seat writing epic tales.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8948771
seconding bar.

>>8948741
>Where was Arnold going, /tg/?
underwater.

because he doesnt have a boat.

and he sure as fuck cant swim with an axe in each hand

PINK I LOVE YOU
LEG-OP I LOVE YOU
I AM AT PEACE
IT MAY JUST BE THE BRANDY THOUGH

rolled 9 = 9

>>8948741

To The MEAD HALL to see what the other Vikings are up to.

Orange Transparent Mjöllnir Quest is go!

>>8948125
Linkplz.

Looks like the right place!

You step inside, ignoring the door because doors are for losers.

>>8948888
>arnold is ignoring gravity
no wonder the vikings were everywhere...

rolled 8 = 8

>>8948910
Gravity is for losers, much like doors.

>>8948888

When we get inside, do we know any of the other Vikings here, or the bartender at least?

Also OP, >>8948741

Very nice touch on the blood there, I love the bit on the neck and head.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8948888
It is like you can read my mind! BUST IN THROUGH A WALL.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8948943
That doesn't matter, what matters is where the wenches are at.

>>8948888
shark is in there.

and he is hitting on your woman.

Arnold must search out the mythical Orange Transparent Mjolnir.

Inside, Arnold saw a Cowering Barkeep, a Stalwart young Viking, and a Riotous Forestman.

What did Arnold do, /tg/?

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949017
Kill the Forestman, recruit the young Viking, and drink ale.

>>8949017
Drink, Drink, Drink, Axe something, Drink, Axe something, Axe smothig, Drik...axe drik...snore.
In that order.

>>8949017

Go to Bar. Order a Drink, ask the barkeep to leave the keg.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949017
I bet that ranger rioted all the women away.

Fucking rangers, time to deathtouch him like back in the days of EQ.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8949037
Wait! Tell the Forester to tell us a story and buy us a drink. And if not, THEN we kill him.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8949017
MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!

rolled 7 = 7

challenge the forestman to a drinking contest

>a Stalwart young Viking
sounds like potential railroading to me.
KILL THAT VIKING! HE IS COMPETITION!

Arnold charged the drunken Forestman with his largest axe!

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8949089
FOR THE SPIRIT OF RAPING, PILLAGING, AND DRINKING!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949089
GO LARGE AXE GOOOOO!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8949089
OK

>>8949101
The Forestman reeled backward, flinging his mead into Arnold's face!

Arnold was drenched in mead!

What did he do?

rolled 11 = 11

>>8949152
He opened his mouth and DRANK IT ALL. Before trying to use smaller axe to cut off the man's hand!

>>8949152
smile?

rolled 4 = 4

>>8949152
Damn ranger tost perfectly good mead. We must toss him.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949152

Now that the mead has quenched our blood lust for the time being, lets get something to drink, do they have a skull cup?

rolled 7 = 7

Cut his legs off.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949152

yell, MY AXES NEED MEAD TOO" then imply that you will cut him if he does not purchase additional mead for your weaponry.

stare at him until he begins to fidget uncomfortably.

>>8949167
Arnold opened his mouth and drank all the mead in one gulp, while he swung his smaller axe at the Forestman!

The Forestman's head went flying!

>>8949239
dat gore

rolled 4 = 4

>>8949239
Now toss his body on the table, and tell the barkeep you need a drink.

Then tell him to clean up the mess, this is a drinking establishment.

>>8949239
>Hand
>Head

Dear god, we are ROYALLY shit-faced.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8949239
Tell the bartender:
"Bring to us our wenches of decapitation!"

>>8949172
Yes, they did.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8949269
Naw we are just right-handed. The aim is a bit off when we use the left.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8949239
Leap onto a table holding his severed head and scream to all,

"I DEMAND A FEAST THAT WILL MAKE THE GODS ENVIOUS, OR SHARE THE FATE OF THIS MAN."

Reap the spoils.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8949296
Drink until we are drunk! DRINK DRINK DRINK. Keep an eye out for maidens.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8949312

All the while drinking from the skull goblet, of course.

A Comely Wench approached Arnold!

Like all women of the time, she was attracted by his violent nature.

rolled 6 = 6

>>8949296
Tap the keg and use the breathing tube in our short-axe as a straw, Cause we have our hands full of axes and we learned how to drink like this for such occasions.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8949350
We RAPE the wench. We have no time for conversation.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8949350
Grope her.

>>8949364

Arnold wasn't *that* drunk.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8949350
We bed the wench then move on to pillage any nearby Knight castles.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8949350
Use the wench as a gobbet for body-shots of ale.

That way we get two things done at once!

>>8949372
>>8949387

The Comely Wench groped Arnold lecherously!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8949425

This

rolled 10 = 10

>>8949409

tell the wench the story about how you got your two axes.

hint that you are in search of a mythical "third axe," which you intend to wield with your face

>>8949425

She thought that was a fine idea, however!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949449
Pour a goblet full of mead in her mouth, than drink it out of her mouth.

>>8949461

It was a tale worthy of the skalds!

>>8949533
Is this a lego dating sim now? Come on, let's be on our way, to pillage some motherfucking villages.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949475
Bed the woman violently and hastily, a minor pleasure to be had before causing more chaos.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8949533


Wait.... WAIT... WHERE IS OUR SMALL AXE!

Perhaps a Thief is about?

It wasn't long before Arnold and the Comely Wench drank all the mead!

What did he do then?

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949533
Well time to go pillaging and raping. That's what vikings did you know.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8949585

Check the Body for schwag.

>>8949630

The Forestman had a bow and some arrows.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8949585
Roll out of the bar by running on top of the barrel.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8949653

Give them to the Wench as a Thank you, or as sign on bonus for Adventure?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949667
"Give?"
You suck at this pillaging thing.

>>8949661
>>8949667

Like all women, the Comely Wench wished only to be near a real Viking like Arnold.

Together they set out for battle!

Where did they go?

>>8949740
To find the transparent orange third axe!

legos are the shit.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949740

>barrel roll.jpg.
> :D

Look for a mode of transportation, horses perhaps?

rolled 6 = 6

>>8949764

Orange Transparent Mjöllnir Quest

Ah, yes, the mythical Orange Transparent Axe!

Many Vikings have sought it, and all have failed or died.

At the base of the mountain Arnold encountered a Knight!

What did he do?

inb4 crossover with THOU ART A VIKING.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8949891
Punched the knights horse for looking at him funny.

>>8949861

rolled 12 = 12

>>8949891
we dueled until dawn then brofisted, he joined us on his quest

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949891

Throw axe into horse, as knight falls charge with large axe. Rolling for initiative!

>>8949915
>our quest

rolled 7 = 7

>>8949915

THIS, OMG THIS!

But we need a few shots of the duel!!!

rolled 9 = 9

>>8949891
Seconding punch the horse.

>>8949915

After dueling through the dark hours, the Knight agreed to join your quest for the Orange Transparent Axe, and called for two horses to carry you!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8949969
Time to plunder the nearest town. Cause they might have heard about some axe.

Arnold and his friends rode across the plains and into the wastes.

At the edge of the wastes they met an Old Soothsayer who warned them "The land beyond is full of unquiet dead!"

He offered to read their future for a gold piece.

What did Arnold do?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8950036

Remind him that we could just read the future with his entrails, and see if that gets him to lower the price.

P.S. Its Orange Transparent M j ö l l n i r

Get it Right >:3

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950036
Unquiet undead must talk too much.

Also fuck that sayer of soothes, we don't have gold pieces, only axes and wench and horse! We should use him as bait for the undead or something.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950036

pay the gold piece then take it back if you don't like what he says

Oh yeah, right.

Well, Orange Transparent Mjöllnir, then.

>>8950113
It is truly a weapon of the gods, able to change shape as the story demands!

Arnold's business savvy convinced him to lower his price!

The Old Soothsayer layed out the traditional spread of snakes, frogs and parrots and invoked the gods for aid!

"Oh, wise Norns, tell us what Arnold's future holds!"

Suddenly, lighting shot from the sky and struck the entrails!

A voice boomed out from the clouds that could only be Odin himself!

"ARNOLD SHALL NOT HOLD THE ORANGE TRANSPARENT MJÖLLNIR, LEST HE BRING ABOUT RAGNAROK!"

>>8950257
Then we will defy the gods!

>>8950257
Oh come on now, I know it is a shitty Korean MMO, but it isn't like the end of the world or anything.

>>8950257
I guess that seals it. We have to kill Odin. It will be like that book where the guy does that and hooks up with a valkyrie.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8950257
But with OTM, we could end Ragnarok...

rolled 5 = 5

>>8950257

As if Arnold every let anyone tell him what to do...

We Continue the Quest, Make the Sage tell us where the Orange Transparent Mjöllnir is!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950257

Flip off Odin.

Suddenly a giant appeared!

"Ho, ho, ho! Humans to eat, delicious meat!"

rolled 7 = 7

>>8950257
Eat fried snake, it tastes like chicken!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8950346
That motherfucker, how dare he have a big axe. We should hit him in the head, with a rock or something.

>>8950362

Fly true, stone!

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950390
stoned!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8950390

>>8950402

The giant was not impressed!

What did Arnold do then?

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950449
Axe out his eye while he is distracted.

>>8950460

Arnold didn't know why he thought this was a good idea!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950460


Have The Wench shoot out the eye, while the Knight attacks him from one side, and Arnold on the other.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8950494

God Damn it... I lol'ed

rolled 8 = 8

>>8950494
Eat eye, gain visions of the future!

>>8950500

His friends were just making it worse!

>>8950545

Is Arnold now a blind man?

>>8950561

It seemed like it!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8950545
ARNOLD.

KILL
THEM
ALL.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8950588
YEAH! He meant to do this! To make the tale more epic! Or to show up the cyclops, that even if it only had ONE eye, he could still beat it with NO EYES.

Go cut his head off Arnold you GENIUS!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8950588

What is the giants reaction to all this?

Has he fallen for our clever ruse?

>>8950596

Arnold wasn't having much luck at anything!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950588
BLIND FURY

rolled 9 = 9

>>8950626

This is how Arnold earned his 2nd name...

Arnold The Blood Eyes

Blinded by rage and idiocy, Arnold stumbled up the mountain!

What did he do?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8950671
Blast the giant with a high pressure stream of blood, straight out of the eyes.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8950671
Ripped out the giants eye and put it in his socket. Because that is how you pillage!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950671

Oh God!

Arnold! Turn Right! Then Charge... NO! YOUR RIGHT Arnold, Your Right!

>>8950689

Arnold gushed blood all over the ground.

It was pretty surprising that he was still on his feet after losing so much blood.

It must have been his Viking heritage!

The giant laughed again! "Foolish human, you can't even bleed properly!"

>>8950721
while the giant is laughing his him with a suprise attack in the gut

>>8950721
HEADBUTT HIM IN THE GROIN!

WITH YOUR MOUTH!

REPEATEDLY!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950721
Well then lets see how well you bleed!

>>8950693
>>8950699

But then...

...

What did he do next?

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950818
Punch the giant in the nads.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8950818
RIP AND TEAR!

>>8950826

Arnold punched himself in the crotch!

At least now some of the blood was draining out the other way!

>>8950818
took the giant's axe
Then arnold had one giant axe, one large axe and one small axe

rolled 4 = 4

>>8950852
THIS IS TERRIBLE

USE YOUR CRAZY VIKING HEALING FACTOR

rolled 1 = 1

>>8950852
Use a piledriver.

Arnold stone hands

fumbalaya
fumblerooskie
the fumblenator
oh fumble me not on wounded testicles
lord of the fumbles
the good the bad and the fumble
clear and present fumble
fumble of the titans
how to train your fumble

Finally Arnold came to his senses long enough to get down to business.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8950919
Right. Arnold must kill everyone but Arnold.

Actually, Arnold must rape the wench first, THEN kill the wench.

As it turned out, the giant had the Orange Transparent Mjöllnir in his pocket!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8950919
FINISH HEEEM!

rolled 1 = 1

I cut off the giants penis to mount on my horse as a trophy ...so people know not to mess with Arnold the Viking!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8950965
Okay, hopefully it'll infuse him with luck so these rolls aren't complete shit.

inb4 1

Arnold must, uh...

Figure out what the fuck to do from here, since this is pretty much the greatest accomplishment ever.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8950965
Do a viking dance. One that won't cause Ragnarok.

And then Odin was sad.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8951015
Take Odin's eye while we're at it.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8951015
You aren't listening to anything we say, are you?

Ragnarok!

Ragnarok!

 

Ragnarok!
 
 

Well that... was just SILLY.

inb4 this has consequences for the main quest

>>8951029

Yeah, sorry, I really wanna go to bed :P

Also Arnold is obviously Spaceman's ancestor. They share the same prevalence for horrible rolls.

>>8951076
he did promise more sillyness this thread when the last thread was OH FUCK THEY'RE BEHIND ME!

>>8951095
That's right, I did!

And I think I've figured out the optimal time to run this: 2330- 0330 board time. Any later and I'm too tired for sillies and most of the players are asleep.