Having lost and regained your treasure stolen from the vault of the Emperor's nephew, you escaped the lawless city of New Jerusalem with the fearless Endman of Futuron.

Attacked by bounty hunters at the starport gates, you discovered a second, illegal bounty had been placed on your head by High Lord Spruesworth, nephew of the Emperor and ruler of this sector.

Do I get an orange chainsaw?

Feel awesome.

During the fray you rescued the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police and learned that few - if any - Space Police have not yet been corrupted by Spruesworth's influence.

Now wanted dead or alive, with a seemingly endless stream of bounty hunters on your tail, the three of you have joined forces to bring down Spruesworth's corrupt regime.

You fled first to an asteroid base to replace your lost hand with a cybernetic version, then to the verdant hell of Oasis in search of more allies.

Endman offers his council:

"Even if the men of Oasis are not loyal to High Lord Spruesworth, they may still be deadly to us. Such a place as this breeds suspicious minds and careful action."

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please.

 
Past threads are here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8780479
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8785707
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8808646
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8827697

rolled 8 = 8

So, we scanned for nearby settlments and found one last time, right?

If my memory is being faulty, let's scan for nearby places.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8845842
Hyup.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8845842
This quest is for MEN. MANLY SPACEMEN.
Great idea and great job Op.

>>8845865

Scavengers!

Drawn by the scent of death, they seek to make a meal of your trophy... and you!

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>8845843
Yes, you are heading in the direction of what you assume is a mining colony.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8845932
Roll for diplomacy on the non-sentient creatures. Try to convince them that you are their god. Wave your arms around for effect.

>>8845979

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8845842
For Adventure! For Futuron!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8846071
Fucking diplomacy rolls!

FOR ADVENTURE! FOR FUTURON!

>>8846090

*FRZAP*

You quickly pull out your burner and vaporize the creature's insides, leaving it nothing but a steaming exoskeleton!

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8846170
Shazam! Let's kill these indigineous lifeforms like REAL men!

>>8846190

rolled 10 = 10

>>8846315
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL

Roll a d12 for each character, please.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8846315
...That's a shark. Without a face.

Skullfuck it.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8846332
Rollin' for Blue guy

I love Lego Quest! My day is complete.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8846332
For Clarke

>>8846357

Ah jeez...

rolled 4 = 4

>>8846332
Oh god, rollan for Spaceman.

>>8846354
>>8846357
>>8846391

>>8846357
BLUE GUY!? That is ENDMAN.

>>8846381
>>8846401

rolled 8 = 8

rolled 12 = 12

>>8846381
>>8846401
>>8846412
>>8846429
You fuckfaces! Stop chewing up the image limit!

rolled 8 = 8

>>8846429
Woo highest roll so far. Now for Endman

Guys, stop using the image limit for reactionfaces instead of LEGO MANLINESS.

rolled 4 = 4

So are we just gonna keep rolling or what?

Endman rushes to your aid, but an unseen scavenger leaps from the giant carcass at him!

"Confounded thing! Away with you!"

"Hold still!"

...

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8846491
FOR ADVENTURE!
FOR FUTUROOOOOOOON!

rolled 8 = 8

uhhh

rolled 9 = 9

>>8846491
Making Life Flashing Before Eyes roll.

>>8846491
Wrastle the shark-thing to dry land.

>>8846515

*KSHHHHHH!*

You burst forth from the stagnant water, thrusting the piscine monster out onto the land!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8846593
Forgot the roll.

>>8846599

FUCK YEAR

rolled 12 = 12

>>8846599
Now let's show it what it means to mess with Spaceman of Futuron. Roll to bare-hands strangle that sonuvabitch!

rolled 10 = 10

>>8846599
Reach into the foul beast's maw and pull its cold, black heart free from its rib cage clenched in the cold grip of your cybernetic hand!

>>8846626

wait, wait

do sharks have necks

rolled 6 = 6

>>8846697
We rolled a 12.

If it didn't have a neck, it has one now.

>>8846626
>>8846659

With a roar of righteous rage and a clench of your cybernetic hand, you tear the beast apart in a spray of gore!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8846762
That sure is some flat gore there.

Meanwhile, Clarke's attention is on other matters:

"Spaceman, look!"

Predators! For every creature you best, something else rises to claim its place!

On the fierce world of Oasis, there can be no rest!

rolled 6 = 6

>>8846808
Whatever it is, whatever it's doing, burn it first, ask questions later.

rolled 8 = 8

>>8846827
Kill the land sawfish!!!!
Kill it with burners!!!!!

rolled 12 = 12

>>8846827
Drop a tree on 'em.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8846827
Set Burners to Aerosolize and then FIRE AT WILL!

>>8846857

rolled 4 = 4

Do these creatures not have instincts that know a TRUE BADASS SPACEMAN when they see one!? Get to helping them gain a new respect for you!

Endman grunts and tears the mossy tree free of the ground, hefting it into the air.

"Away, beasts! We shall not be eaten by the likes of you!"


Roll a d12, please.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8846994
Here goes nothing.

>>8847009
Quite literally, apparently.

>>8847009
Fuuuuuck.

>>8847009
Endman's impromptu display triggers the crocovores' instinctive challenge of dominance! Both beasts leap forward to prove their mating worth!

Roll a d12 for whatever Endman does, please.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8847070
Show them Futurons never shirk from mating.

>>8847070
Good old Endman

rolled 12 = 12

>>8847070
polevault onto their backs and tear the wings off

Dude, Endman = Chewbacca. He'll fuck their shit UP.

>>8847092
>>8847079

 

*snap*

"Hup!"

>>8847263
Goddamn, every time I find one of these quests going on the very first thing I can think is "AW YEAH, SHIT JUST GOT REAL"

Godspeed, Endman.

>>8847286
ENDMAN FUCK YEAH!

"Hyaah! Have at it, beast! I am Endman of Futuron, mightier than any of your kind!"

 

*thwack*

"Ho, Spaceman!"

"No beast of Oasis has yet felled a Futuron!"

>somuchwin.jpg

this is the best quest ever

rolled 7 = 7

>>8847320
Bro fist Endman. Tell him you owe him a drink!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8847320
We can't let Endman have all the fun!
We must get in there and aid in the RIP n TEAR n MATING (apparently).

rolled 10 = 10

>>8847320
Rollin' for green chick to aid with some mid-range shooting on any targets of opportunity.

rolled 10 = 10

Spaceman and Clarke: Stand shoulder to shoulder, look at each other, and then gun down the landshark, Vincent and Jules style.

rolled 10 = 10

ambivalent surprise bees

Daylight comes quickly on Oasis, and the sky fills with the strange magenta light.

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 4 = 4

jesus that's three tens

also, bees

of ambivalence

rolled 4 = 4

>>8847493
I have good feeling about this...

now fours

>>8847431
>>8847454
>>8847484

Endman's impressive display seems to have frightened off all the local wildlife...

rolled 8 = 8

>>8847544
Rollin' a d12 for scaring off whatever new enemy is appearing with a DANCE ROUTINE.

The morning is quiet, and the way is clear (if difficult).

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 9 = 9

>>8847612
Let's make our way to the mining settlement.

>>8847612
Head in the direction of the "mining facility".

rolled 12 = 12

>>8847657
forgot to roll

rolled 2 = 2

>>8847612
Have Clarke get a look at the immediate area with the jetpack, possibly scout details on the nearby camp if it's in sight.

Clarke gestures with her burner at the carcass and the hoversled.

"What about this? If you want a trophy to prove your worth to the miners, I don't think you'll have trouble finding one when we get there!"

This is fucking fantastic. Is there a specific system you're using?

Also, go find the locals.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8847675
Load up the Dragon.

Have Endman carry the Wingator's wings, they might also be valuable.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8847712
way to go, you likely caused the dragon to revive as a warp god.

rolling to load up the dragon trophy and go to mining camp safely

rolled 5 = 5

>>8847741
way to go faggot
better roll plz

>>8847668
Clarke lifts into the air and slowly twirls around.

"I can't see anything but swamp... maybe some hills?"

rolled 4 = 4

>>8847693
No system. He just has us roll sometimes and assigns a suitable image for the roll.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8847712
>>8847741
no good can come of this

>>8847712
>>8847741
>>8847754

A sudden feeding frenzy erupts at the water's edge, as maw after maw tumbles out of the water to devour the carcass!

rolled 3 = 3

>>8847741
o wow...you had to say revive as a warp god, and roll a 1, 12 numbers and you also roll a 1, how do you screw that up?

Spaceman, Endman, and Clarke should head to the mining location with their dragon trophy and show those miners who's the boss.

...leaving nothing behind but the beast's skull!

 

>>8847693
I am using a (really loose) system that I think is working pretty well for this quest.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8847825
not the trophy...
Carry on stoically, a true adventuerer never lets the small stuff get to him, besides there probably 50 more dragons between here and the mining camp, we're bound to run into one.

>>8847783
What this anon said is part of the system.

rolled 1, 8, 1 = 10

>>8847825
Oh Ffffuuuuuu. Rolling to have everyone shoot the goddamn sharks.

rolled 2 = 2

take skull

wear skull

the hills are covered in bees

"What about the sled?"

"It's weightless, but it can't float over water."

>>8847864
Ah, the Paranoia method.

rolled 3 = 3

You and your fucking shit rolls.

PLAN: HILLARIOUSLY FUCK UP EVERYTHING BY ROLLING LOW.
If I roll low on this post, you FUCK UP at FUCKING UP and everything goes well.
Otherwise, you do SPECTACULARILY WELL at FUCKING UP and you get nothing.

rolled 10 = 10

>>8847918
From now on we roll to NOT do things.

>>8847945
Ahahahahahaha

>>8847918
just_according_to_keikaku.jpg

Anyway, hoversled: asset or liability?

rolled 9, 6, 6 = 21

>>8847902
Okay.
we go in the OPPOSITE direction to the mining colony (first roll)
by the MOST DANGEROUS PATH we can find (second roll)
and while travelling along that path, we DELIBERATELY ALERT WILDLIFE to our presence (roll 3)

rolled 12 = 12

>>8847978
We take the hoversled with us, but treat it in a manner that ENSURES IT BREAKS before reaching the mining town.

rolled 9 = 9

>>8847887
you, stop rolling
>>8847902
well...we really don't need the sled now, we don't have a giant trophy corpse to transport. But we'll have to bring it with us incase what ever they have is too much for even Futurons to handle, if we get a good start we can just surf across the surface right?

>>8848016
facepalm.jaypeg

>>8848026
No, it just sinks.

rolled 4 = 4

>>8848044
Then throw it across we're pretty good at throwing...bennie, lets find out how good we can throw a hoversled.

rolled 2 = 2

>>8847902
If we're not careful Clarke may convince the boys to carry her over the water on the hoversled Queen of Egypt-style.

rolled 7 = 7

Get moving

It's easy enough to carry it across the shallow water, but you don't know what to expect in this endless swamp.

Roll a d12, please.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8848205

rolled 8 = 8

>>8848205
I hope we find something Large!
Rollind d12 search to find something dangerous. ^_^

rolled 9 = 9

>>8848217
Brb killing myself

rolled 9 = 9

>>8848217
Oh, no! You rolled a 1 on your search check and now we don't find anything hostile to kill :(

rolled 5 = 5

>>8848205
Rolling to Wake OP up.

rolled 6 = 6

Rolling for an awesome quest.

awe nutballs, we forgot to pick up the skull.

>>8848217

rolled 11 = 11

Huzah! Lego Quest!! Rollan for awesome.

Roll a d12 for Spaceman, one for Clarke, and one for Endman (two if he's using his burners).

rolled 12, 2, 3, 1 = 18

>>8848442
Perhaps it just wants to say hello?

rolled 8, 11, 6, 2 = 27

>>8848442

Lets see... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, HAIL ARMOK!!

>>8848461
Um, in order I guess.

rolled 8, 2, 12 = 22

>>8848442
Spaceman, Endman, Clarke.

Endman got rather creative without burners last time. Let's see what he can do.

rolled 9, 5, 2 = 16

turns out hell has internet, so rollan
>>8848442

rolled 5, 1, 7, 4 = 17

>>8848478
May I assist you in that endeavor?

>>8848461
Seems so!

>>8848524
"Well hey, how is it going?"

rolled 10, 8, 12, 11 = 41

>>8848524
"Good morning, Hows it going?"

>>8848548
Bugger, ignore those rolls.

rolled 7, 5, 10 = 22

>>8848442
Spaceman: Set burner to full-auto, leap down the beast's throat and hold that godsbedamned trigger down until either its dead or you are.

Clarke: Leap down the beast's throat with the hoversled after Spaceman and pull him out after his stomach shooting spree.

Endman: Hold the beast's jaws open!

rolled 5 = 5

>>8848524
DIPLOMACY THE FUCK OUT OF IT. GREET IT AND PROMISE IT FOOD.

>>8848548
Your transcoder is hard-pressed to accurately depict your words in the primitive communication of this titanic beast, but you think you get your point across.

The creature seems amiable enough.

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 8, 12, 5 = 25

>>8848524
Consult transcoder's diplomatic files on this... thing, its species, its allegiance, its language, its diplomatic stance against Futurons... everything!

rolled 2 = 2

>>8848592
Tell it we're its friend and we just want to keep moving with our Transcoder.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8848592
Ask it what it wants.

If possible grant it what it wants, in exchange for aid/party membership/alliance/or information.

rolled 5 = 5

>>8848616
YOU STOP ROLLING NOW

REROLLING FOR HIM BETTER

rolled 2 = 2

>>8848592
Ask the creature what it thinks about the locals.

And maybe give it that skull. Not like we are using it at the moment.

Guys srsly, if I don't call for a roll you don't need to roll :P

>>8848630
Sorry bro.

The creature is simple-minded and friendly enough when not roused from torpor.

If you ask it something simple, it will likely comply.

>>8848671
"Hello, creature! We are your friends!"
Introduce our friends as various important people.

>>8848656
I mean you should roll if you have a good idea for trying something, but every decision doesn't need one.

Not trying to be an ass here... just to make the thread more legible.

>>8848671
See if we can trade something for a ride near the camp.

That way we (hopefully) wont have to spend precious Burner Charges all the way to the place.

>>8848688
No big deal, man. I love your quest.

>>8848682
It widens its maw in what you can only assume is a gesture of friendship!

rolled 7 = 7

>>8848671
Persuade it to give us a ride to the local settlement.

>>8848714
step into its mouth, be prepared to leap out dramatically.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8848714
Oh wait, this is like what the hippos and birds do right? Some kind of symbiotic thingy.

I guess it is time to be a dentist.

convince it to join your quest against the emperor's nephew

rolled 8 = 8

>>8848714
Show good diplomacy by cleaning his teeth like those little birds do for hippos and crocodiles.
Yeah, diplomacy.

>>8848695
The creature is too dim to understand the concept of trade, but whatever the transcoder called the mining complex causes the beast to pivot and begin slowly moving in the direction you were headed!

rolled 11 = 11

>>8848761
>>8848788
little bird dentistrymind!

Having tamed the mightiest creature yet seen on Oasis, you speed toward your goal, spurred on by the deadly bounty looming over you and the proximity of Officer Clarke.

Every minute draws you closer to inevitable confrontation, but you will rise to it as you face every challenge...

Spaceman of Futuron!

Fuck yeah, I love lego quest

*brofist*

rolled 6 = 6

Good night! For Adventure! FOR FUTURON!!

Adventures seem briefer the last few days. No less, awesome, however.

>>8849084
Because I gotta get up in the morning :P

I might be able to run some more during the 12:00-21:00 block this week, but the next long adventure will probably be Friday.

>>8849116

12:00-23:00, I mean

Here's something to think about in the meantime.

>>8849134
can you tell us a little bit about regis major? would we really be completely unlikely to find any help in blacktron space?

>>8849171
Regis Major is a high-tech, high-society world.


The Blacktrons?

...You have no idea. Nothing is known of their culture, save that it exists only to expand. Perhaps if you approached them with a significant ace in your hand they might cooperate.

Or at least not kill you.

>>8849220

I can't remember, did we actually use that warhead to escape New Jerusalem?

>>8849500
No, it's still in the Viper.

Wat happened to iceman and Rom?

is it impossible to return to NJ? that seems like the most likely place to pick up people with a grudge against the nephew, or at worst hire some mercs

>>8850015
We parted ways as we left New Jerusalem. They took one of our treasure crates as payment.