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    24 KB Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:04 No.8845653  
    12:05 4-CHAN TIME

    ...Why did Kay want me to come here? ...She said it was importa-

    Oh. Hello...Kay.
    >> Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:05 No.8845684
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    What did you...call me for, Kay? Why all the way down here?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:06 No.8845703
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    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)21:07 No.8845708
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    What I have to say must be in private. I have something very important for you-it's related to the case Inquisitor Franziska is working on.
    >> Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:07 No.8845723
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    What?! Why didn't you give it to her?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)21:08 No.8845732
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    I told you, it's for you. A present from a friend...
    >> Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845753
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    Why are you being so...mysteriou-
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845768
    die bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845769
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    what what in the butt
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)21:09 No.8845773
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    >> Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:10 No.8845795
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    HNNGH! Agh...Kay...why?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845803
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    Goodbye, Uncle Badd.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845805
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845809
    Bullshit! Badd would've been able to dodge that knife if he could dodge Franziska's whip!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:11 No.8845818
    Roleplaying threads are one thing, and I can accept Quests. But this is nothing more than poorly written fanfiction in the form of a puppet show. That's just sad.
    >> Tyrell Badd 03/28/10(Sun)21:12 No.8845825
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    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/28/10(Sun)21:12 No.8845830
    You just turned /tg/ into a murder scene

    fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:12 No.8845839
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845846
    Actually, it's a continuation of a roleplay... quest... thing from yesterday. Probably setting the scene or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:13 No.8845852

    fuck you bitch
    >> Franziska 03/28/10(Sun)21:18 No.8845927
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    12:15 4-CHAN TIME

    I...I found Inquisitor Badd's body in the lower decks, half-way between the shuttle bays and the hab units.
    We have not recovered the murder weapon.

    Acolytes! You are to investigate the scene of the murder. If you find anything return IMMEDIATELY to me.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:20 No.8845960
    Yes, ma'am, immediately, ma'am.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:21 No.8845982
    Sexy Inquisitor
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:21 No.8845994
    She's got a whip, dude.
    >> Franziska 03/28/10(Sun)21:23 No.8846031
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    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:24 No.8846038
    Ow! Okay, I'm going, I'm going!
    >> I get taken away from my meal and this happens? Miles 03/28/10(Sun)21:25 No.8846063
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    Inquisitor vonKarma! Is it true? Badd is dead?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:26 No.8846077
    makes popcorn

    cock beginning to harden
    >> Franziska 03/28/10(Sun)21:28 No.8846103
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    Unfortunately so, Inquisitor Miles Edgeworth.

    ...We suspect an assassin has infiltrated this cruiser.
    It could not have been Shih-na, as she is currently incarcerated.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:29 No.8846118
    Yesterday's thread, for those not in the know:

    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:29 No.8846122
    Should've just said Edgeworth.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:31 No.8846162
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:32 No.8846174
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)21:33 No.8846196
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    I assume you have begun the preliminary investigation then? Have you been able to figure out a cause of death?
    >> *tiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktik Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:34 No.8846208
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    21:34 4-CHAN TIME
    >> Franziska 03/28/10(Sun)21:36 No.8846245
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    I sent the least foolish acolyte to investigate the scene. He should be done by now.

    Haxtes! Report.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:38 No.8846285
    I lol'd when I imagined Badd falling over, then suddenly gibbing into a thousand pieces.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846312
    Well, ma'am, I don't see any signs of a struggle. Whatever got him did it before he could react. I can't find any stray bits laying around, so it couldn't have been anything particularly explosive. That narrows down what may have been used to kill him, but not who- or what.

    How's the cadaver look?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:40 No.8846322
    Plenty of blood though.
    >> Night Elf 03/28/10(Sun)21:42 No.8846343
    this gets archived
    indefinetly archived
    >> TechPriestess Tali 03/28/10(Sun)21:43 No.8846358
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    Not my Badd! NOOOOOOO!

    Wait.... Does enough of him remain to be servitorized?
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)21:45 No.8846395
    Reporting for duty, Inquisitor Franziska. The techpriestess installed my new eye and I ran here as soon as the drugs wore off. I promise I will make myself useful.
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)21:45 No.8846405
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    No doubt about that.

    Where are the other acolytes? Provost! Lock down the cruiser at once!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:46 No.8846422
    gay ass shit
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:47 No.8846435
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    It seems someone has forgotten their place.

    We're supposed to be leading this investigation, Franziska.
    >> Franziska 03/28/10(Sun)21:52 No.8846501
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    >Well, ma'am, I don't see any signs of a struggle.
    >Whatever got him did it before he could react.
    I can not see Interrogator Badd going down without a struggle. He was almost hyper-aware.
    Ah. You will be useful. Go through the security recordings of this area, if there are any.

    Good. Assist Miles.

    Miles! I leave the investigation in your hands.
    I must report this to the Ordos.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)21:53 No.8846520
    >go away, Lang's dead and Shih-na is imprisoned
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)21:57 No.8846588
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    Of course.

    Get Badd's autopsy report here as soon as possible.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)21:58 No.8846609
    So we're ruling out the idea that the assailant snuck up on him. Where does that leave us?
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)21:59 No.8846615
    Yes, sir. I'll take a medicae servitor to the scene and have the corpse examined thoroughly...
    >> Captain Gray 03/28/10(Sun)22:02 No.8846657
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    Milord we are approaching the system of Caladantra, there is a supply station and an imperial fleet in the area
    do you wish us to begin docking procedures?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:04 No.8846701
    Perhaps it would be best to wait until the assailant has been apprehended. We can't risk them or it getting away.
    >> Commodore Tetla 03/28/10(Sun)22:06 No.8846728
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    very well however we have not resupplied for several months now and we do not have much ammunition I pray we do not run into hostiles
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)22:07 No.8846742
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    I passed Franziska in the hallway, what's going on in h-
    >notices corpse
    ...Oh....How? How did this happen?
    >> Amilia Grey Swordsummer Bright, Chapter Master of the FemMarines 03/28/10(Sun)22:09 No.8846767
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    Well, I'll organize my Battle-Sisters and scour the decks for those who do not belong. The Enemies of the Emperor shall know our fury. *Yawn.*

    We're Oscar Mike. Stay frosty Acolytes.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:10 No.8846794
    Trying to figure that out, miss. Did you know the victim?
    I...I don't know what to say...
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)22:11 No.8846806
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    Attacked on an Inquisitorial cruiser...

    No. We will wait until this has been resolved.
    Also, have some of our Ultramarine friends lock down the escape pods and the hangar. This is their ship, after all.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)22:12 No.8846821
    Here is the report as requested...

    Inquisitor Badd's axillary vein under his right arm was cut and he bled to death in a short period of time. The servitor indicated that the cut was made from the front to the back, so that rules out the possibility of someone attacking him from behind. The cut was so clean that a mono-molecular blade must have been used.

    He must have been familiar with whoever attacked him because he was taken by surprise from the front. His own retinue or anyone else he knew personally are most suspicious.

    Since the wound was located on his armpit, he was likely attacked by someone shorter than he.

    That's all I have for now. There was little other evidence, no signs of struggle, the inquisitor didn't even have a weapon drawn or have any parry wounds.
    >> Commodore Tetla 03/28/10(Sun)22:13 No.8846841
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    Yes Milord, right away
    Master Grey I pray you do not let them slip away on account of a 'bad hair day' again
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:18 No.8846923
    Huh... well, so our perp must be shorter than Badd, must be familiar with him, and must have or have access to monomolecular weapons.

    Is that enough to get a list of suspects?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)22:18 No.8846928
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    I...I...Who are you?

    Edgey...What happened?
    OH! I forgot to give Franziska her evidence. Can you hold onto this for me? It's a knife used for Tzeentchinian rituals. I had it cleaned before I came here.

    >Ritual Knife received from Kay.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:21 No.8846975
    Narl Haxtes, from Fedrid, formerly of the Imperial Guard.
    And you?
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)22:24 No.8847026
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    Well, this does give us something to work with.

    Keep scouring the decks for our assailant and for any more evidence that may have been missed the first time.

    Thank you, Kay, although I am curious as to what the knife had on it prior to it being cleaned by you.
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)22:30 No.8847137
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    Interrogater Kay Faraday. Nice ta meetcha.
    ...Where'd Franziska pick you up?

    It was being used in, well, rituals. I'm guessing blood.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:32 No.8847171
    Out of my training camp. Of course, I haven't actually finished my crusader training so I'm somewhere between a guardsman and a bodyguard.

    Are you Franziska's Interrogator then?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)22:41 No.8847311
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    I'm Edgey's.

    So this is the autopsy report?
    ...Who found the body?
    >> Some Random Rapist Mutant 03/28/10(Sun)22:42 No.8847335
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    Aren't you a lil' young to be an Interrogator, little girl?
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)22:47 No.8847402
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    You know, I'm surprised Kay. You loved Inquisitor Badd. I'd expect you to be more distraught.... or something.
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)22:50 No.8847456
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    ...Hey! Edgey personally picked me to be his Interrogator.

    Uncle...Uncle Badd always said: "Don't get emotionally involved with the case."
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)22:57 No.8847575
    Hey, now. Don't worry. We'll find who did this, alright?
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)22:58 No.8847604
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    Sir, someone accessed Inquisitor Badd's personal quarters and purged all the records on his data slate.

    Additionally, all of the combat servitors on security routine around the lower decks had their video logs purged. Someone with a lot of clearance or tech-savvy covered up everything. It's likely that someone used a servitor to help them cover up evidence. Who has access to the servitors besides the techpriests on board?
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)23:01 No.8847653
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    Right. Well, we need to...

    That would be any Inquisitorial member, along with the techmarines and techpriests stationed on this vessel.
    >> Sergeant Major Alexandros III !PhseAMrpPY 03/28/10(Sun)23:04 No.8847696
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    Try not to blow everything up this time.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:05 No.8847701
    Alright! So our suspect must be a member of the Inquisition, shorter than bad, familiar with him, and have access to monomolecular weapons.

    But why would someone with that much power settle for monomolecular?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:05 No.8847718
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    I...I think I know who did it.

    Franziska found the body...right?
    The autopsy states that...
    >He must have been familiar with whoever attacked him because he was taken by surprise from the front.

    If his records were purged...Franziska could also get a servitor to do that, easy.

    I don't like where this is leading, but Franziska could be the killer.
    >> Some Random Rapist Mutant 03/28/10(Sun)23:07 No.8847748
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    Well, be glad I don't like little girls. Off with ya, I have people to rape.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:08 No.8847771
    Hang on now! There's still a list of suspects. Granted no one has bothered to make said list, but that's not the point!

    Now, how tall was Badd?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:10 No.8847795
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    He was the tallest person on board.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:12 No.8847812
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:12 No.8847815
    189cm. Rather tall...
    >> Press Miles 03/28/10(Sun)23:13 No.8847838
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    I may not be too sure about this. He never really trusted Franziska or myself. He was always... tense around the two of us. ( >>8845809 )

    Oh, and have Franziska summoned here at once. She may want to hear this line of logic as well.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:13 No.8847840
    Well, when was he attacked?

    And can some one get a list of suspects?

    And where are all the other acolytes?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:14 No.8847860
    Wow... I'm actually taller...
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:19 No.8847932
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    >have Franziska summoned here at once

    What? Are you crazy? It'll just let her know we're onto her!

    >I may not be too sure about this. He never really trusted Franziska or myself. He was always... tense around the two of us.

    Wouldn't that point even more at her being the killer?
    She finally gets tired of Uncle Badd's, uh, bad attitude and strikes!
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:21 No.8847963
    Except he wouldn't have let his guard down, that's the whole point!

    I may not yet be a true crusader, but I will not cease to defend my master nor deny her the opportunity to defend herself! She should be summoned so that she can refute these accusations.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:21 No.8847966
    Where was the murder weapon found and why was it cleaned before it was brought here?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:24 No.8848001
    We found the murder weapon?
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:24 No.8848003
    *switches bionic eye to infrared*
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    Oh, right...

    It was recovered at a site on one of Tashen's World's moons. I cleaned because it was covered in BLOOD.
    I don't want blood all over the insides of my satchel!
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)23:27 No.8848066
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    >What? Are you crazy? It'll just let her know we're onto her!
    Fair enough.

    In any case, why would Franziska be here, in the Lower Decks? She and I have been extremely busy with investigating that List of Heretics, and I'm sure she wouldn't take time to go and frolic around in the underbelly of this ship.


    An explanation would do nicely here as well, Kay.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:29 No.8848105
    Oh, that was from the earlier investigation? Inquisitor Edgeworth, may I see that dagger?
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    >I don't want blood all over the insides of my satchel!


    Even Gumshoe knows to keep his Inquisitorial equipment with him, including evidence handling bags.

    Yes. Here you are. Is the blade mono-molecular?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:32 No.8848185
    Sir! Is there anyone on that list who is also on this ship?
    >> Nameless 03/28/10(Sun)23:32 No.8848192
    *comm line open* Oh hey Narl. You look... agitated. More hassles?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:34 No.8848226
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    lol wow what a noob
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:36 No.8848252
    Agitated? No, I just haven't had a chance to comb my body hair.
    And yeah, we've got another cadaver. An Inquisitor this time. But whoever did it is on this ship, and we're narrowing down the list of suspects pretty quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:37 No.8848270
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    >comb my body hair.
    >> Psyker Ted 03/28/10(Sun)23:37 No.8848271
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    rolled 9, 7, 10 = 26

    What's happening here?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:38 No.8848277
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    >In any case, why would Franziska be here, in the Lower Decks?
    We can ask her when we being her in.

    If you're looking for fingerprints, Franziska wouldn't leave any. She always wears gloves.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:38 No.8848298
    Yes, because that stops people in the <s>Ace Attorney</s>40k universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:39 No.8848313
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:40 No.8848322
    There's a lot of it.
    Feral worlder.
    What reason do you have of suspecting her? It's clear that the killer was someone Badd was comfortable around, and you said yourself that she made him nervous!
    >> Nameless 03/28/10(Sun)23:41 No.8848331
    *skims log records* Quickly? He died ten hours ago. He was FOUND ten minutes after his death.
    Hmm. A vein cut wouldn't spray quite as much as an arterial cut, but it's still quite possible the killer got blood on them, and their clothing. To the bio-auspexes!

    ...Kay is an Interrogator? She should be well versed in forensic procedure then. Getting blood on her satchel would be considered less important than maintaining evidence.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:42 No.8848347
    Yes, it is. I'll have the servitors swab it for any residual blood. There are lots of nooks and crannies in this ornate hand guard and handle so there's bound to be something remaining.

    You said you had the dagger in your satchel, earlier. Why were you carrying it around until you handed it to Inquisitor Edgeworth just a few moments ago?
    >> Miles 03/28/10(Sun)23:44 No.8848397
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    I have Gumshoe retrieving the list as we speak. It should be here shortly, if he doesn't get lost again.

    Good points. Kay, if you would answer them.
    >> Nameless 03/28/10(Sun)23:49 No.8848460
    Oh, and CRAPCRAPCRAP. Tzeentchian rituals? I hope you have a null rod or psy-jammer around. CHECK THAT KNIFE FOR WARP TAINT.
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:50 No.8848477
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    Nngh. Fine.

    I was on the moon doing...inquisitorial business. I couldn't really carry around evidence bags.

    I was going to give the knife to Franziska, but I kind of forgot. Ehehe.

    Uh...There could have been more than one attacker!
    Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/28/10(Sun)23:50 No.8848489
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    >> OBJECTION Miles 03/28/10(Sun)23:54 No.8848533
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    >Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!

    We all know why he carries that mirror, Kay.

    Plus, there would have been more signs of a struggle if one tried to do sneak up on him and restrain him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/10(Sun)23:54 No.8848537
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    >Knife recieved from Edgeworth.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/28/10(Sun)23:54 No.8848543
    But then there would have been a struggle, and we have nothing that would imply such. We've also established that he is very aware of his surroundings, to the point where someone sneaking up behind him can be dismissed.

    Tell me, how close were you to the late Inquisitor Badd?
    >> Vampire Lass 03/28/10(Sun)23:55 No.8848549

    @pic and name of pic

    Where are the people?
    >> Kay 03/28/10(Sun)23:56 No.8848574
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    >> Nameless 03/28/10(Sun)23:58 No.8848591
    Got stun baton?
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/28/10(Sun)23:58 No.8848599
    We have a null on board, oddly enough. You were correct earlier about the artery being cut. I mistakenly said the axillary vein earlier.

    >Uh...There could have been more than one attacker!
    >Someone could have snuck up behind Uncle Badd and restrained him!

    Impossible! There was one wound! The arterial spray on the wall would have been different if someone had been standing behind him. That person would have been covered in his blood and their outline would be revealed on the wall. The evidence suggests that no one was standing behind him when he was attacked.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:00 No.8848622
    Got stun baton? You mean have I been hit with a stun baton?
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:01 No.8848632
    Ta. Now, you going to bio-auspex people for traces of the late Inquisitor's blood? You can start with everyone here.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:02 No.8848642
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    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:02 No.8848652
    I mean you may have to restrain someone who may be a killer. AND FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD-EMPEROR CHECK THAT KNIFE FOR WARP TAINT.
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)00:03 No.8848655
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    What.. People?
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:03 No.8848663
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    >> HOLD IT! Gumshoe 03/29/10(Mon)00:04 No.8848674
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    Sir! Sir! Mr. Edgeworth sir!

    I have the list!
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848679
    (Here is the church.
    (Here is the steeple.
    (Open the doors
    (And see all the sacrifices... I mean, And see all the people)
    >> Gumshoe 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848684
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    Here it is, sir!
    >> Vampire Lass 03/29/10(Mon)00:05 No.8848690

    You can call them sacrifices.
    >> *tiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktiktik Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:06 No.8848702
    0:10 4-CHAN TIME
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:06 No.8848706
    Please answer the question.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:07 No.8848712
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    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:09 No.8848743
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    Well, guess it can't be helped.

    But, you don't know the whole story yet.
    >> mr.mutant 03/29/10(Mon)00:09 No.8848744
    should i or shouldnt i be worried that my name's on here
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:10 No.8848760
    Enlighten us. Without moving.
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)00:11 No.8848769
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    Oh.. Yes. I see them now.

    Good morning everyone. I have so many things to show you.
    >> Sister Varity 03/29/10(Mon)00:11 No.8848773
    Oh, what have we walked in on, this time?
    >> mr.mutant 03/29/10(Mon)00:13 No.8848794
    thank you, i shall prepare for the worst
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:14 No.8848820
    Suddenly, you're a lot less cute.
    Someone in deep shit if she doesn't answer the questions right.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:15 No.8848831
    Step away... she carries the taint of chaos...

    Mighty Emperor,
    spread Your divine light to protect me from the darkness.
    >> mr.mutant 03/29/10(Mon)00:16 No.8848845
    excuse me but wtf are you doing?
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:16 No.8848848
    {I'm pretty sure you're not actually a Navigator)
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:18 No.8848870
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    >Shotgun deftly acquired by Kay.

    Don't point things like that around, Narl. Imagine if it went off?

    Anyway, as I was ABOUT to say...

    I went to Tashen's World's moon investingating the cult.The reason I couldn't tell you this is because Franziska's placed me under oath not to reveal my actions.
    But you allready know, so I'm cool, now. Anyway, I'd infiltrated the cult, and they were to perform a ritual that night, sacrificing cultists to Tzeentch. Don't know why.
    Anyway, I managed to acquire a list not unlike the one you're holding, Edgey. This list here is accurate except for one thing.
    See Uncle Badd's name on this one?
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)00:19 No.8848886
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    Wahaha, you shoulda seen the look on your faces!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:19 No.8848888
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    >List tossed to you by Kay.
    >> mr.mutant 03/29/10(Mon)00:21 No.8848912
    hmmm, you seem to be acting quite suspicious recently.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)00:22 No.8848922
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    Gumshoe! Get Inquisitor vonKarma here right now! No dawdling!
    >> Gumshoe 03/29/10(Mon)00:23 No.8848942
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    Yes sir!
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:23 No.8848945
    Gimme back my shotgun.
    And next time roll, dammit!
    >> mr.mutant 03/29/10(Mon)00:23 No.8848949
    im wearing a helmet.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:23 No.8848956
    Someone! Have the servitors monitor Inquisitor Badd's corpse. Check the dagger for warp contamination.

    Care to explain why you're on both lists?
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:24 No.8848966
    Oh ha ha. See the look on our faces now? The "Burn The Heretic" one?
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:26 No.8849009
    Umm, Inquisitor sir? This is a ship. Page the Inquisitor over the internal vox?
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:26 No.8849013
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    Ah, I'll get a whipping for this...

    Anyway, I returned from the planet. If Badd was indeed a plant, he would have evidence of that fact in his records or on his person. I immediately went to his room, hoping to catch him there. He wasn't there, but there were some encrypted files. I...I didn't want to look at them, since they PROBABLY carried taint. I wiped his records and left a note asking him to meet me in the lower decks, where nobody really ever goes.
    >> mr.mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 03/29/10(Mon)00:28 No.8849047
    ill check the dagger sir!
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)00:30 No.8849063
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    Nnnno, can't say I like that one..
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)00:30 No.8849070
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    Good point, but I will still send Gumshoe for her.
    Just in case things get hairy.

    /sending private vox to Franziska
    >> Vampire Lass 03/29/10(Mon)00:31 No.8849075

    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:31 No.8849083
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    That's simple. I infiltrated the cult.

    I'm very, VERY good at what I do.

    And alert the whole ship, and any other plants? Genius.
    (Franziska is rubbing off on me...)

    Anyway, I waited for him in the lower decks, and approached him, explaining that I had evidence for Franziska's case. At that point, I...neutralized...Uncle Badd.

    Oh, and thanks for the ammunition, Acolyte.
    >Ammunition acquired and packed away by Kay.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:36 No.8849129
    Here's a fun question: Why did you accuse Fran? You were intent on her being held as guilty for this.

    Also, where is this note you're talking about? If you're telling the truth, it should be around. But when Badd's quarters were searched, no such note was found. Nor was it found on his body.

    How long ago did you go on this mission?

    And give me back my shotgun.
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)00:39 No.8849164
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    Aren't they great?
    I think Narl's right! Kay is the killer or whatever!
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:39 No.8849167
    I'm watching that hand of yours. I'll blow your head off if you even try anything.

    None of this makes any sense. Why the secrecy? Why the lies? Why pin the blame on Lady Franziska?
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:40 No.8849184
    Destroyed his files on suspicion of taint.
    Executed an Inquisitor on suspicion of taint.
    Concealed or "forgot" material evidence.
    Failed to notify an Inquisitor of actions.

    You are the Worst Interrogator ever. And you've exceeded your authority several times over. I imagine an Inquisitorial Investigation will determine if you're stupid or traitorous.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:41 No.8849196
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    No luck getting it back. It's a MarySue DMPC. Surprised it hasn't declared that everyone has fallen head over heels madly in love with it.

    Saged for shit twinkiee Avatar fagg circlejerking.
    >> mr.mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 03/29/10(Mon)00:42 No.8849205
    hey nimue could you help me with this? I can't seem to place the warp presence on the dagger's handle.
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:42 No.8849209
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    Well, if I accused Franziska, of course everyone would fight to expose me.

    >Also, where is this note you're talking about?
    I believe Uncle Badd ate it.

    >How long ago did you go on this mission?

    I've been undercover for six months.

    >And give me back my shotgun.
    Only if you promise not to shoot anyone.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:42 No.8849215
    There's a null onboard.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:44 No.8849236
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    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:45 No.8849255
    Lady Franziska!!!
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)00:45 No.8849257
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    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:45 No.8849277
    >I believe Uncle Badd ate it.
    Then it would have been recently eaten and found in the contents of his stomach during the autopsy, if such things were searched.

    >I've been undercover for six months.
    And when did you return?

    >Only if you promise not to shoot anyone.
    I'm a feral worlder, much stronger than you. I'm soon to be a crusader and a veteran of the Imperial Guard, so I am trained to be able to take a shot. I can take it back if I have too.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)00:46 No.8849290
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    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)00:47 No.8849306
    Questioning a suspect. She has admitted to killing Inquisitor Badd, apparently her uncle, on the grounds that he was a heretic and traitor.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:47 No.8849309
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    sup /tg/? /d/ is being a bitch, but I figured you guys would appreciate this more.

    Enjuoy and happy tentacles!
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:47 No.8849310
    Having a standoff with an extremely suspicious person??

    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:48 No.8849327
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    Yeah, it's pretty much an instant classic. /d/ has no taste for the classics!
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)00:48 No.8849328
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    Miles! What is the meaning of this?
    I leave you to ONE. SMALL. INVESTIGATION. And THIS is what happens?!
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:49 No.8849343
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    But I know /tg/ loves classics.

    Right /tg/? You guys love classics.
    >> mr.mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 03/29/10(Mon)00:50 No.8849351
    you DO know we will just keep posting and ignore you right?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:51 No.8849359
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    And Mahou Shoujo Ai is as traditional games as gaming gets!
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)00:51 No.8849363
    (I have encountered cultists who like to do that to their teeth. On the other hand, I've also encountered feral worlders who like to do that.)

    *whip passes through image* I like strike cruisers. This one has a particularly fine example of a holopict projector.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)00:51 No.8849364
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    ...Gumshoe, did you give Miles the data-slate I gave you yesterday?

    That should clear it all up.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:52 No.8849384
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    Sound the alarm! You guys are gonna be uncomfortably tentacled!
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)00:54 No.8849413
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    I would think that being accused of murder would get your attention, but...

    What data slate?

    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)00:54 No.8849414
    (Your weak /d/ images cannot turn me to Slaanesh. Bring it on, heretic.)
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:54 No.8849416
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    All tentacles, all the time.

    /tg/ - Tentacle Games
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:55 No.8849430
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    One more page of the boring bits, then the good stuff.

    You guys will really like this one, I guarantee it.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)00:55 No.8849437
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    >What data slate?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:56 No.8849444
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    Last page of the boring bits. I don't fail to deliver guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)00:57 No.8849468
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    Warning! One of the Crazy Eight have been detected posting in this thread. All anonymous should proceed with the utmost caution. Remember that there is a 50,000 internets reward for the capture of each of the Crazy Eight. If you have any relevant information that may assist in their detainment, please report to a 4chan administrator.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:58 No.8849473
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    UNF! Right into the good stuff! Oh yeah!

    After this I will be posting random images, mostly only good stuff. So don't be surprised if the pics are out of order!
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)00:58 No.8849477
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    >What data slate?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)00:59 No.8849508
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    BAD END?

    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:00 No.8849510
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    You mean ( >>8848888 ) ?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:01 No.8849528
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    This end is pretty good too!
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:02 No.8849553
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    An rape gel is fine too.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)01:03 No.8849566
    *puts away Lucy*
    *pulls out hip flask*

    Hey, wanna go have a lho-stick in the lower decks? This has been a long day. It's about to get messy in here.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)01:04 No.8849574
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    It was detailing my actions in this area, and the steps I have taken to root out this cult. Since you are now on this investigation, you need to know what has allready occured.

    ...I believe Inquisitor Lang was in possession of that list, correct?

    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:04 No.8849581
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    Another good end. My my, Mahou Shoujo Ai is just FULL of good ends!
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:05 No.8849615
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    See? Told you I don't fail to deliver.
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:06 No.8849625
    It's already messy. What if that list isn't showing successes, but alternatives? What if the alternative to "taint" is "kill"?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:06 No.8849626
    I'd love to, but I may well still be needed here.

    As soon as my boss starts making sense.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:07 No.8849651
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    I know you guys appreciate this. I'm happy.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:08 No.8849662
    Also, considering that we got our list just yesterday, and we don't know which list is more current. Or unaltered. And that a lot of good questions go unanswered.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:08 No.8849687
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    Silly Japanese and their censorship.
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/29/10(Mon)01:09 No.8849708
    you are worse than unspeakable-name-pest what was banned the other day
    >> Novice Nimue !!/NN+zArcMrZ 03/29/10(Mon)01:09 No.8849710
    Wait, this mysterious investigation happened YESTERDAY TOO? Egad.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:10 No.8849730
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    Hmmm hmmm hmmm HMMM hmmm HMMMM HMMMM.
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:11 No.8849741
    What? MY Inquisitor wanted me to investigate rumoured activities of the Ruinous Powers in this area. Attaching myself to your investigation seemed a simple means of conducting preliminary investigation. I never thought I'd stumble into such a procedural nightmare.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:11 No.8849751
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    As I recall, Lang was in possession of (>>8848684) this list.

    I might be tired out from the past couple of days, warp storm and all, but I do not believe I recall seeing a list of your actions, other than investigating Lang's death.

    Care to explain yourself?
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)01:11 No.8849754
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    >Also, considering that we got our list just yesterday, and we don't know which list is more current. Or unaltered.
    From his records, Lang retrieved his list around six months ago.

    I sent Kay undercover six months ago.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:12 No.8849773
    >warp travel, derp
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:12 No.8849779
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    You see, I couldn't post an image like this in /d/ cause they'd complain it's too "tame." But /tg/ understands, don't you?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:14 No.8849823
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    I haven't even posted a fifth of the collection, either! Man, I'm just too good to you, /tg/.
    >> mr.mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 03/29/10(Mon)01:15 No.8849848
    archives can be altered.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:15 No.8849852
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    And here's a boring end for you guys.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:17 No.8849876
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    Favorite part of the game, this one here.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:17 No.8849879
    So it is my understanding then-
    >Narl snatches his shotgun back from Kay
    -that the only reason we had to investigate anything here was because Kay did not give you the evidence she found and did not tell you of her suspicions before or after the murder?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:18 No.8849895
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    Least favorite part of the game. I close my eyes and pretend it's rape.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)01:19 No.8849918
    Yeah, I have no idea what this is about. We were lead to believe that this was a murder, and Kay sure had fun pretending to be a suspicious, murdering cultist.
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    You can tell it's Japan because the moon has a Sharigan.
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:21 No.8849969
    And that Int. K and/or Inq. Francie or executed Inq. Badd without the sanction of the Ordos? Man, that's going to be tough to justify, especially since Int. K wiped Badd's files.
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    Letting you guys know that I'm going to make a Gif of the next scene. It's too fucking awesome.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)01:21 No.8849980
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    >I do not believe I recall seeing a list of your actions, other than investigating Lang's death.

    The information was on a need-to-know basis.
    You didn't need to know.

    ...I gave Scruffy a list, assuming he would give it to you.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:21 No.8849982
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    On top of this, why would Kay, a member of my retinue, be doing undercover activities for a different Inquisitor? All without me knowing about it, as well.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:23 No.8850012
    She openly admitted to it.
    >> Psyker Ted 03/29/10(Mon)01:25 No.8850048
    rolled 5, 10, 8 = 23


    Did you just admit to responsibility for the actions of your acolytes?
    >> mr.mutant !OznYIH0S7Q 03/29/10(Mon)01:25 No.8850050
    alright guys im going to head back to my quarters. oh and naxtes here is my report of the knife and the knife itself.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:25 No.8850061
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:26 No.8850070
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    Delivered, as promised! HA HA!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:27 No.8850085
    >> Kay 03/29/10(Mon)01:28 No.8850101
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    Fine, you can have it!

    >the only reason we had to investigate anything here was because Kay did not give you the evidence she found and did not tell you of her suspicions before or after the murder

    It's not as if you guys gave me the chance! I had to take action as soon as I got back. Word from the cult may have reached Uncle Badd before I did!

    >t Int. K and/or Inq. Francie or executed Inq. Badd without the sanction of the Ordos? Man, that's going to be tough to justify, especially since Int. K wiped Badd's files.

    The list I brought back should clarify a few points. You turned it over, right?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:28 No.8850103
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    This one's a bit longer and larger. I always did like the transform sequences.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:28 No.8850107
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    >What data slate?
    >It was detailing my actions in this area, and the steps I have taken to root out this cult. Since you are now on this investigation, you need to know what has allready occured.
    >The information was on a need-to-know basis. You didn't need to know.

    It was established yesterday that I have two interrogators: Kay and Gumshoe.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:30 No.8850131
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    And back into the good stuff. Oh yeah!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:30 No.8850138
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    >List turned over.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:31 No.8850158
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    Looks like we're nearing the point of Auto-Sage and Image Limit. Uh oh guys!
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:31 No.8850161
    How about when we wanted to have her fetched, which you objected to?
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:32 No.8850168
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    Get handwriting analysis on this note now!
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:32 No.8850171
    I read the list. It clarifies nothing. Is it a list of taint-worthy targets, and successes? Or a list of enemies, and the stars indicate alternative actions? Inq. Badd may have simply been targeted for corruption, not that he had been successfully tainted.
    You may have killed your Uncle Badd because you are dumb.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:33 No.8850177
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    But worry not! Even if we auto-sage, I'll keep posting until we hit image limit! Cause I love you guys.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)01:33 No.8850188
    I think she just wants attention, and to waste valuable resources.

    Now if you will excuse me, I have a pack of lho-sticks to take care of.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:34 No.8850191
    Not really. Autosage is 300 now. You're wasting your time.
    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:35 No.8850217
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    The heretical runes indicate successes.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:35 No.8850220
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    Oh my.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)01:36 No.8850224
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    >On top of this, why would Kay, a member of my retinue, be doing undercover activities for a different Inquisitor? All without me knowing about it, as well.

    I thought Interrogator Kay had your permission to come work for me.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:36 No.8850239
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    Successful Tentacle is Successful.
    >> Franziska 03/29/10(Mon)01:37 No.8850252
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    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:38 No.8850261
    But Kay is on that list. Did Badd infiltrate the cult and Kay was ordered to eliminate him?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:38 No.8850270
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    Dawww, look at those eyes. /tg/ likes dawww, don't you?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:40 No.8850287
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:40 No.8850296
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    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:41 No.8850307
    Besides, you passed by Inquisitor Franziska in the hall on the way over. You said as much yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:42 No.8850316
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    >> Miles 03/29/10(Mon)01:42 No.8850329
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    N-not that I recall.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:43 No.8850332
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    Mmmm. Shower sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:43 No.8850342
    Archive the crap out of this. Someone.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:44 No.8850352
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    I wouldn't vote for her.
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/29/10(Mon)01:44 No.8850353
    Why, it's pretty good tentacle porn, but nothing amazing?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:46 No.8850364
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    Hey! HEY! Screw you man! Mahou Shoujo Ai 2 is the love of my life!
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)01:47 No.8850381
    Kay basically jumped ship and went to work for Franziska without Edgeworth's knowledge.

    She honestly forgot.
    I mean, bearing in mind she JUST KILLED HER UNCLE?

    Also: see
    Now, look at the knife, then at the statement.
    >knife is covered with blood
    >'I had it cleaned before I came here.'
    Nobody picked up on this?
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:48 No.8850388
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    Hum. I had quoted a post that wasn't my own? How odd. I don't remember what it was.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)01:49 No.8850401
    We picked up on it as very damn suspicious.
    >> Acolyte Mithras 03/29/10(Mon)01:49 No.8850402
    I just assumed the picture was wrong.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:49 No.8850403
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    Oh well. It doesn't matter, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:51 No.8850411
    I sorta assumed that since there's no clean knife sprite, I was to assume the knife was "clean".
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:51 No.8850413
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    Heh. Fondling.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:53 No.8850434
    The pic for that knife is too small. I though it had a red blade because it was a ceremonial knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:54 No.8850437

    You are aware that, while SAGE IN EVERY FIELD is a common thing to say, you only need to put it in the email field, correct? I mean, I can understand if in your rage you feel you need to put it everywhere, but just thought I'd point it out in case you didn't know.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:54 No.8850439
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    Arcade games. Serious business.
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)01:54 No.8850441
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    Well, there is a clean one here:

    I guess I should have specified the knife as 'COVERED IN BLOOD'.
    it is covered in blood.png
    I'll greentext anything important in next time.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:55 No.8850448
    Aye. I'm aware. It's just something I do. Like sagebomb shitty threads.
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)01:56 No.8850456
    As I said, I'll greentext it in.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:56 No.8850464
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    It's archived already.

    I enjoyed reading this thread.

    I still think the sagefag is a moron for wasting his time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:57 No.8850471
    Or wasting your time posting shitty hentai for an hour when you could just hide the thread. lol.
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)01:57 No.8850473
    Saw it. Thought it was just a picture.

    Inquisitors don't tend to kill Inquisitors without a bloody good reason. They might get killed back.
    Kay "wiped files" because they MIGHT be tainted? That's for people higher up in the Inquisition to decide, not her. They might also have the names of associates, investigations, suspicions, operational successes and failures, hidden cells, so so much.
    Kay working for Francie without telling Miles? Not likely of an Interrogator. Although, I don't know if you've read the fluff in Ascension.

    Sorry, but currently the evidence points to Kay as a cultist/murderer/heretic, and Fran as possibly complicit. Not enough to denounce Fran on, but enough to bring Kay in for "Questioning." If Kay is actually innocent of all charges she may be reassigned - she can infiltrate, at least. I wouldn't deploy her for any other fieldwork.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)01:58 No.8850486

    Well, if that's how you get your thrills, more power to you.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)01:59 No.8850487
    Nah. I didn't waste my time. I enjoyed myself.

    Plus it motivated me to make some .gifs.

    Don't know why all you butthurt avatarfags assume every sagebomber is wasting his time. Like what you're doing is any more productive.
    >> Nameless 03/29/10(Mon)02:00 No.8850498
    Apart from that, it WAS fun, and a better diversion than what I had originally planned.

    Of course, now I have to go do what was originally planned. Damned Win7. Anyone know how to make Win7 see other machines on the LAN?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:00 No.8850500
    You assume we are butthurt, because you want to think that we are mad. You are a troll. We had fun in this thread regardless.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:01 No.8850517
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    >Arguing about productivity on 4chan
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)02:03 No.8850531
    You too. And thanks for helping with the cause.

    Nope. Tried /g/?

    It's what I do.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:03 No.8850532
    >Like what you're doing is any more productive.

    Exactly. Which is why I hid all your posts. We both had a fun afternoon being unproductive.

    I'm not sure it got archived. Double check?
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)02:04 No.8850540

    While all that is true, remember: this is Ace Attorney Investigations: 40k.
    It's not as grimdark darkgrim as straight up 40k.

    I'm touched :D
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)02:04 No.8850542
    Leave it. This whole thing with uncertainties regarding Fran and Kay can be used as good character development in future threads. Though that means we'll need to reflect it to some degree.

    All in character, OP, I swear.
    >> sage sage 03/29/10(Mon)02:05 No.8850550
    Wait wait wait wait..... I'm familiar with 4chan tools hiding thread. But individual posts? What extension are you using?
    >> DNZLasMiles/Gumshoe !!1mYGYl/zgoU 03/29/10(Mon)02:12 No.8850621
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    Perhaps the script was updated? All I know is that I can hide posts at will.

    This would help next time.

    Also, I don't see this on the sup/tg/ archive, so I'll archive it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:16 No.8850660
    4chan Tools doesn't have that..... Poster box thingie you got in the upper right hand corner. I have no idea what extension you're using. Screencap your Add-ons?
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)02:21 No.8850707
    Okay then. Next one will be at 21:00 4-chan time.

    Er, I wanna point something out as well, a stuffup on my part: The time between the investigation and the murder wasn't 10 hours, I just stuffed the time up. Running off Australia time, here.

    Also: You can put anything that isn't pants-on-head retarded into this thread and I'll try and roll with it.

    And Kay deleting all of Badd's files IS a plot point.
    >Kay deleting all of Badd's files IS a plot point.

    Greentexted in.
    >> DNZLasMiles/Gumshoe !!1mYGYl/zgoU 03/29/10(Mon)02:21 No.8850712
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    You're gonna want Greasemonkey + 4chan cleaner

    pic related

    Enjoy a more awesome 4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:23 No.8850735
    How do you get their tripcodes?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:25 No.8850767
    Ah. Thanks.

    That's the tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:25 No.8850768
    You put in the resulting code, not the key that generates it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/10(Mon)02:28 No.8850795

    >tech to block tripfags
    >poster is tripfag
    >also lousy shoop of Z. post. Not feeding the troll at all, nope.

    >> DNZLasMiles/Gumshoe !!1mYGYl/zgoU 03/29/10(Mon)02:30 No.8850829
    Final bump for the night.

    Part 2 is archived.

    Part 1 is here again. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8824506/

    OP, I would suggest linking to both parts 1 and 2 next time, so confusion doesn't reign again.


    Yeah. You can also separate different entries with a semicolon, followed with a space.

    I anon like, 99% of the time. I don't give 2 shits whether my trip is blocked or not. I also nabbed the pic from a "I hate you know who" thread, and have enjoyed awesome 4chan ever since.
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)02:31 No.8850839
    Also, who should I make the bad-guy next time?
    Or should I just surpise y'all?
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)02:33 No.8850864
    Go with what you think will work, just like any roleplaying game.
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)02:35 No.8850889
    Derf, will do. Heh.
    >What started off as a clean cut investigation into the murder of Inquisitor Tyrell Badd descends into confusion and tentacle rape.
    AND: You can post as much as you want, DZNL.

    AND: When I have someone give a testimony there's a line between each statement: you have to press the entire statement.

    Anyway, I think that's all. See you next time, hombres.

    Sprites are here-> http://court-records.net/
    >> DNZLasMiles/Gumshoe !!1mYGYl/zgoU 03/29/10(Mon)02:37 No.8850917
    It shouldn't matter, so long as Parts 1 and 2 are "canon" and details from them aren't fucked with. Other than that, go wild.


    This really has been the most fun I've had all week. Thanks a ton, all who participate.
    >> Techpriestess Lidia 03/29/10(Mon)02:44 No.8850978
    Oh, hell, I can't believe I missed this.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)02:44 No.8850986
    I can. It happened.
    >> OP 03/29/10(Mon)02:46 No.8851014
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    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)02:49 No.8851042
    Of the people that showed up and remained?
    >> Techpriestess Lidia 03/29/10(Mon)02:50 No.8851046
    Ugh. One bottle of amasec and I'm out for the whole day...Inquisitor Franziska's going to kill me if she finds out. And trying to catch up on all the raw mission data needing processed...

    Note to self: Wheedle a bionic stomach with built-in detoxifier from superior Tech-adepts, never deal with hangovers like this ever again.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 03/29/10(Mon)02:56 No.8851105
    Actually, I it'll be the liver that deals with the effects of alcohol.
    And, long story short, Inquisitor is murdered on the ship, we are told to find the culprit, turns out it was an Interrogator that was moonlighting for Fran without telling her boss (we got her to confess), because the Inquisitor turned out to be a traitor, only the Interrogator didn't tell us or Fran.

    Fran's still pissed at us though.

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